From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #29 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Saturday, January 25 2003 Volume 03 : Number 029 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] whatever... tori's a man!!! [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Nova member [Nathan "®" ] [oztori] official oztori order [=?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= ] Re: [oztori] you'll never shove me in a box NOooo Noooo *screams and claws way out*, NO NO BOXES [] Re: [oztori] you'll never shove me in a box NOooo Noooo *screams and claws way out*, NO NO BOXES [=?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= ] Re: [oztori] official oztori corderoy [AndrewR ] [oztori] I shaved every place where you been boy [nowt to do with Ms Amos] [Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] whatever... tori's a man!!! AndrewR wrote: > You walk through the isles aisles... Didn't I correct you or somebody else on this just the other day? *old habits die hard, hey?* > I'd like to have a 'protest' against CRAP music - > like they used to do > about bands being 'satanic' etc. They'd lay LPs, > Cassettes and CDs down on > the bitchumen and procede to bring in the > steamroller. It'd be great - in > the middle of the Queen Street Mall. LOL! That would 'rawk'. > Thank god for MP3s, cause it has the potential to > bring the fekking record > companies to their knees - to stop those SHITE > one-hit-wonders from selling > megaloads of 'units' that have nothing worthwile > except the single. > Sometimes not even that. People download single - > will force artists to > pump out more quality albums - cause I don't know > about anyone else but if > I find an artist where I like about 3 or 4 tracks, > it's a pretty good > indication that the rest of the album is going to be > good. Back to the topic of 'gawd the US is annoying for phasing out singles' - back in the day, you'd get an 'artist' say of the calibre of Collette, who'd have a hit single (as in single-you-can-actually-buy... I'm sorry but a 'single' [sic] you CAN'T buy is just a *SONG*)... but then not have an album out till like 6 months later... These days I guess everyone's gotta have an album full of shit ready-made, or they can't sell anything in the US. And if you can't BUY a single song you want without having to fork out for an album you only know one song off, then of course ppl are just gonna download.. and the record company/artist loses $. I think the head honcho's of these record co's need to sit a remedial course in logic... pronto. > I'm just thinking of Alanis. Under Rug Swept would > have been, should have > been just that. It had MAX 2 songs on it that were > 'ok'. The rest was > drivel. Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie was > better than that. Gawd URS must really suck then :) Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 01:01:24 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] R&Bootylicious AndrewR wrote: > I wouldn't call DC - R&B and it shouldn't be. More > pop. Maybe they should > make a new category Black-Pop, like Brit-Pop. :o) Gawd I miss Brit-Pop.. the last time anything half-resembling decent muzak was in the chartz. Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 01:04:22 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Nova member AndrewR wrote: > Hi Illuna!! is that in the font I have - i l l una > or l l l una? or Heheheh her (?) name is Luna (surname Tic?) but she's got a stutter so it comes out "L-l-l-luna". Either that or she's a big Belinda Carlisle fan... and named herself after Ms Carlisle's "La Luna". > possibly 3-una! :) 3-una, rubber a little blubber in my igloo, yes Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 10:32:40 +0000 (GMT) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= Subject: [oztori] official oztori order > "Coruscant... all the way from Naboo, thought we got lost on Tatooine" don't EVER make me laugh so much in a public internet cafe AGAIN! :P > That's enough, don't wanna bore you all. Thanks to 'D' who put me onto this > list!!! 'D'? how delightfully enigmatic :) > Well I TOO was talking about this fact with a lady earlier today. Cause I > checked at HMV to see if Imogen Heap was still available the other day - > and it is deleted. DELETED!! I mean WTF!?! She only came on the scene in > 1998. Her stuff is teriffic (thanks Trent who can't read this). not so vague tori reference - before the tori shows, immie's vocal contribution to something - faithless or massive attack, or it may have even been a frou-frou track mixed in with massive attack et al - was playing over the PA in the auditorium. and pj harvey over the pa in the lobby (so i went down the lobby everybody stared at me). > (Even tho apparently it's impossible to do so. Well i tell you, Mister > Helpline Buddy, i manage fine) oh i'm with you. its so not impossible to gouge holes in your face with an electric razor. okay i'm off to st paul's cathedral xoxo dan ===== I want a table - no, just for one. But I know you do! I can see some from here! Okay, then say for two...no, there's only one. Don't you want my business? I will never come back here! http://www.livejournal.com/~scarydan Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 03:13:45 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] 'The big picture' interp... & Tori admits that she's 'filthy'! As I was listening to TBP 2nite, I thought... 'what if it were 'The Big PITCHER' as in 'pitcher-plant' (variety of carnivorous plant)... and Tori was singing it from the perspective of a bug that was about to be eaten by this pitcher-plant... "The big pitcher is staring at me, staring at me". Also.. I had a flashback this arvo to an NME (New Musical Express - English music mag) Tori interview article in Dec '94 (the one where there's a hot pic of her holding a pair o' specs in her hands & she reveals she split with Eric)... and Tori says she was wearing specs to "hide my filth". Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: 24 Jan 2003 11:22:42 -0000 From: "Matty Vines" Subject: Re: [oztori] 'The big picture' interp... & Tori admits that she's 'filthy'! Nathan "." wrote: > As I was listening to TBP 2nite, I thought... 'what if > it were 'The Big PITCHER' as in 'pitcher-plant' > (variety of carnivorous plant)... and Tori was singing > it from the perspective of a bug that was about to be > eaten by this pitcher-plant... "The big pitcher is > staring at me, staring at me". *********Okay, guys. Who was it that told the new girl to beware of Nath? "The big pitcher is staring at me". This is how he spends his time, thinking of alternative lyrics. He's harmless. LOL. Hugs, Matt.. (well, that's what we THINK anyway). ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 25 Jan 2003 00:04:16 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Woah tori, whatever man Matty Vines wrote: >Much like my managing to cut myself frequently with electric shavers (Even tho >apparently it's impossible to do so. Well i tell you, Mister Helpline Buddy, i >manage fine).. *sighs*.. I bought an electric chaver last year ... specially designed for "sensitive skin", as in that was its main (hell, ONLY) selling feature. It cut my skin to shreds. Shreds. My neck was like a lobster for a week, and it took hours to stop the bleeding. I had to endure the "OMG, what the hell happened to you" thing all day at work. Or even worse, the polite way in which people would go out of their way NOT to look. So I call up tech service. "Oh, you just need to get used to it", they say. "Give it a month" they say. I give it a month. No better. So I return it. "You're out of warranty" they say. "Thirty day money back" they say. "But a month is 31 days" I say. "You said 'give it a month'" I say. They went all haughty. I went all legal. I won of course (heh), but I now shave with a razor again. I don't know why I'm telling y'all this. Something for the file that Nayth is keeping on all of us, I guess. Err, Tori content here? Um, the shaver had a little red light that [may but probably doesn't tell] you boy where the razor's been? Um, Tori shaved her LEGS in the God video? Um, I thought that Tori was singing "SHAVE every hair on my chest" in i i e e e, the 2003 version of which is now at Diagnosed Sounds. Um, so there ... J - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Messenger for SMS- Always be connected to your Messenger Friends ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 25 Jan 2003 00:13:33 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] you'll never shove me in a box NOooo Noooo *screams and claws way out*, NO NO BOXES Matty Vines wrote: >Flirting can be sorta bothersome sometimes don't you agree? Like one of those >not-so-cute little mosquitoes buzzing around your ear and it's dark so you can't >see it aaaaaaargh and it goes on.. Bah. That's almost as annoying as my friend who constantly grumbles to me about being asked out by all these different people (none of whom are losers, btw). And then I have to be all sympathetic and say "yes, I can imagine being incredibly attractive and immensely popular must be such a terrible burden ... I really feel for you, you poor thing ... how horrible to be so universally loved and adored" and such. Lol ... well fuck that. >hey, have any of you got any of those "getting to know you" personality question >emails that get sent out? I'd love to have one of those, and for all of us to do here.. >Awesome. They seem to go around ALL The time once a year or so, but hasn't hit >now.. Are you talking about the ones that go "storms: cool or scary?" and "if you could be one garden impliment, what would it be?". These can be mildly entertaining when sent around sparingly, and when people actually think of interesting replies ... Send it to the list then Matty-boy. If not, I'll try to dig one up. >Hope you're all well and cute and sweet and not attacking random people.. I was planning on attacking random people tomorrow. Does that count? ;-) J - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Messenger for SMS- Always be connected to your Messenger Friends ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 25 Jan 2003 00:16:22 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Nova member Nathan . wrote: >AndrewR wrote: > Hi Illuna!! is that in the font I have - i l l una > or l l l una? or >Heheheh her (?) name is Luna (surname Tic?) but she's >got a stutter so it comes out "L-l-l-luna". No, it's l.ll.un.a, like ba.ll.oo.n ... - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Movies - - What's on at your local cinema? ------------------------------ Date: 24 Jan 2003 13:18:53 -0000 From: "Matty Vines" Subject: Re: [oztori] Woah tori, whatever man > I bought an electric chaver last year ... specially designed for "sensitive skin", as in that was its main (hell, ONLY) selling feature. It cut my skin to shreds. Shreds. My neck was like a lobster for a week, and it took hours to stop the bleeding. I had to endure the "OMG, what the hell happened to you" thing all day at work. Or even worse, the polite way in which people would go out of their way NOT to look. ***********LOL.. Heheh, that happened to me too. But this guy who i met, he felt sorry for me enough to turn up to my hosue one day with Shaving talc.. LOL it helped.. a little. Just last week i had rash on neck from electric razor for sensitive skin, AFTER shower, WITH shaving talc, and LUBRICATION - FOR You sicko Nayth, RAZOR lubrication, no, nothing to do with filthpigmelb whoever the hell he is.. Lobster. yes, it takes hours to stop the bleeding and burning.. Ooh, i feel a story coming on. Ok, Picture.. um, what, 5 year old me.. At friends place.. gets thorned all over chest and stomach WALKING THROUGH A ROSE BUSH (yes, clever me).. go home.. OK, and not tell mum.. Just remember there is a bottle, in the bathroom, that has a ROSE on it! Yes, it MUST be to help rose thorn cuts (Come on, see the logic in it), and of course.. i spray this stuff all over me.. and omg, have you guys ever sprayed.. TOILET AIR FRESHENER ALL OVER CUTS? LOL. Omg, the paaain. Well mum came in screaming as usual and we did the usual routine when hurt.. Mum: "WHAT"S WRONG OMG ARE YOU DYING" Matt: "WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAH OOOOOOOWE WAH" Mum *bursts into tears* *shakes me around* "WHATS WRONG JUST TELL ME WHATS DAMN WRONG *CRYING*".. Matt: "WAAAAAAAH".. It ended with mum crying more than me and me taking care of self while she pulled self together. So, yes, my single mother and i did well in childhood. Real well. > > So I call up tech service. "Oh, you just need to get used to it", they say. "Give it a month" they say. I give it a month. No better. So I return it. "You're out of warranty" they say. "Thirty day money back" they say. "But a month is 31 days" I say. "You said 'give it a month'" I say. They went all haughty. I went all legal. ********I gave it a month because i was in the states and my grandma and grandad paid $100 for the damn thing, US dollars too. It hurt like hell and i bled and etc.. But i used it for a damn month.. and surely enough, my skin has now gone tough and probably leathery, and it stopped hurting. I still get shaving rash on days i don't shave occasionally now. But it worked out fine. LOL. A lotta pain in meantime. > I don't know why I'm telling y'all this. Something for the file that Nayth is keeping on all of us, I guess. ******Oooh nayth i hope you have some juicy stuff on me, aye.. lol.. apart from my address!.. hehe HUgs all of you, Matt... ------------------------------ Date: 24 Jan 2003 13:25:28 -0000 From: "Matty Vines" Subject: Re: [oztori] you'll never shove me in a box NOooo Noooo *screams and claws way out*, NO NO BOXES > Bah. And then I have to be all sympathetic and say "yes, I can imagine being incredibly attractive and immensely popular must be such a terrible burden ... I really feel for you, you poor thing ... how horrible to be so universally loved and adored" and such. Lol ... well fuck that. *******Julian, are you saying i'm annoying?.. *giggles*. Not quite sure if you were sarcastic or i'm being sarcastic, or if i'm saying i'm loved and adored or if i have no clue and that knowledge is something that i'll never have.. > Are you talking about the ones that go "storms: cool or scary?" and "if you could be one garden impliment, what would it be?". These can be mildly entertaining when sent around sparingly, and when people actually think of interesting replies ... Send it to the list then Matty-boy. If not, I'll try to dig one up. *********YES. I want one! Find! Find! Goooood boy.. I want one. Now! Can i have it all now? The thing i was actually saying is that i DON'T have one, and USUALLY They're in plentiful supply, but i WANT one but don't have it! Dig one up, yes.. gimme it quick, gimme gimme gimme gimme.. > I was planning on attacking random people tomorrow. Does that count? *******Oh you betcha bottom dollar that counts.. you must admit you think you're king? *giggles*.. From this email, see if you can all guess which song i'm listening to.. So what you up to Julian.. oops accidentally typed Julia, gawd. Hugs, Matttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 25 Jan 2003 00:35:13 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] you'll never shove me in a box NOooo Noooo *screams and claws way out*, NO NO BOXES Matty Vines wrote: >*******Julian, are you saying i'm annoying?.. *giggles*. Not quite sure if you were >sarcastic or i'm being sarcastic, or if i'm saying i'm loved and adored or if i have no >clue and that knowledge is something that i'll never have.. Um, didn't mean to imply that you were annoying. Sorry. It's generally a safe bet to assume that I'm being at least ironic, if not sarcastic. Was just venting I guess. >*********YES. I want one! Find! Find! Goooood boy.. I want one. Now! Can i have it >all now? The thing i was actually saying is that i DON'T have one, and USUALLY >They're in plentiful supply, but i WANT one but don't have it! Dig one up, yes.. >gimme it quick, gimme gimme gimme gimme.. I don't seem to have one in my inbox atm. I *did* receive one at work the other day, so it might still be in my inbox there. Gotta go in tomorrow to finish a brief, so I'll have a rummage and send it on, if possible ... >> I was planning on attacking random people tomorrow. Does that count? >*******Oh you betcha bottom dollar that counts.. you must admit you think you're >king? *giggles*.. ?????? Jules - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Messenger for SMS- Always be connected to your Messenger Friends ------------------------------ Date: 24 Jan 2003 13:55:26 -0000 From: "Matty Vines" Subject: Re: [oztori] *matt shoves julian in a box* > Um, didn't mean to imply that you were annoying. Sorry. It's generally a safe bet to assume that I'm being at least ironic, if not sarcastic. Was just venting I guess. *****I know. It's OK. LOL. I don't get offended unless it's an all out uncalled for attack. Tis ok. I'm annoying. I'm sure. > I don't seem to have one in my inbox atm. I *did* receive one at work the other day, so it might still be in my inbox there. Gotta go in tomorrow to finish a brief, so I'll have a rummage and send it on, if possible ... *******Oh bring it to me, yes. Thankyou. I want. We all at oztori here do, yes? Fun. yes? > ?????? *****I was listening to "Sat in your lap" by Kate bush on The Dreaming.. half of the email was just crap worded to fit aroun certain lyrics.. has a lot to do with all the gimme gimme gimmes and knowledge stuff.. and the.. just when i think i'm king i must admit bit was pretty.. a far shot.. but anyway.. I added u to yahoo msn, if you've got it.. Hugs, Matty ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 25 Jan 2003 03:17:11 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] official oztori corderoy At 10:32 AM 24/01/2003 +0000, Daniel wrote: > > "Coruscant... all the way from Naboo, thought we got lost on Tatooine" > >don't EVER make me laugh so much in a public internet cafe AGAIN! :P LOL! YAY! Someone actually 'got' it! :) hee hee. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 25 Jan 2003 03:23:29 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Nova member At 12:16 AM 25/01/2003 +1100, Julian P wrote: > Nathan . wrote: > > >AndrewR wrote: > > > Hi Illuna!! is that in the font I have - i l l una > > or l l l una? or > > >Heheheh her (?) name is Luna (surname Tic?) but she's > >got a stutter so it comes out "L-l-l-luna". > > > >No, it's l.ll.un.a, like ba.ll.oo.n ... Why can't my Illuna stay up in a perfectly windy sky ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 14:38:47 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] I shaved every place where you been boy [nowt to do with Ms Amos] Julian P wrote: > I bought an electric chaver last year ... specially > designed for "sensitive skin", as in that was its > main (hell, ONLY) selling feature. It cut my skin to > shreds. Shreds. My neck was like a lobster for a > week, and it took hours to stop the bleeding. I had > to endure the "OMG, what the hell happened to you" > thing all day at work. Or even worse, the polite way > in which people would go out of their way NOT to > look. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm when I was 17 (ie, about a squillion years ago) & still using 'wet' razors, I once chafed the whole sort of 'where sideburn would be if I had one' area on one side o' my face.. and then put this alloe-vera (sp?) stuff on it to alleviate the redness, which I soon found out I musta been allergic to when it all blistered up & produced a nice 'bubbly' looking scab thing... which itched like hell & 'flaked' away as it was healing... took about a week+. Followed by the obligatory 'what happened to your face?' questions @ school. Nice. > They went all haughty. I went all legal. > > I won of course (heh), Cool - your legal training came in useful for something! > I don't know why I'm telling y'all this. Something > for the file that Nayth is keeping on all of us, I > guess. I'm not actually... less you mean one of the OTHER Nayths on this list (hi Raych). Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V3 #29 ***************************