From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #23 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Tuesday, January 21 2003 Volume 03 : Number 023 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] OMG (I think Andrew would enjoy this) ["Holly Williamson" ] Re: [oztori] Pork Sword of the Rings ["M.T. -Oz" ] Re: [oztori] I touched Tori's ugboots! ["M.T. -Oz" ] [oztori] Ireland pt2 [Kate Findlay ] Re: [oztori] Pork Sword of the Rings ["Holly Williamson" ] Re: [oztori] The Waitress must give her mocassins away. [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Bleat [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] snorp. ["Holly Williamson" ] [oztori] down girl! [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] snip. [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] snorp. [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] down girl! [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] Bleat [=?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= ] Re: [oztori] Back.... to the future [Nathan "®" ] [oztori] OT: Potential new Shania Twain song-titles! [Nathan "®" ] [oztori] Could there have been an [ozykanttoriread] back in the day??? [N] Re: [oztori] The Waitress must wear a lambskin rug) [Dylan Plant ] Re: [oztori] Bleat it [=?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] OMG (I think Andrew would enjoy this) >I KNOW!!!! Maybe we are all too 'polite' & >'considerate' for her to come back. Tori likes 'em >rough, I gather. > >"Hey Tori can I have one of your toe-nail clippings?" >"Hey Tori can you just piss into this jar for me?" >"Tori can I touch your stubble?" >"Tori can I have come of your placenta from when you >had Tash?" >"Tori here's some chocolate-covered pubes" >"Tori are you into filth?" > HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!! I ACTUALLY CRACKED up laughing out loud in the office at this!!! ha ha ha ha!!! hee hee hee!!!! That is so fucking funny!!!! :-) :-) ha ha ha ha!!!~!!!!! snicker!!!!! stubble!! placenta!!! you are such a cracker!!!!! holly!!! :-) "TORI CAN I TASTE YOUR SNOT!" _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 with e-mail virus protection service: 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 19:19:46 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] I touched Tori's ugboots! At 09:25 PM 19/01/2003 -0800, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: >AndrewR wrote: >Wow. I never saw Past the Mission on TV though... Not >even rage played it, I dun fink. I got to see it - but a friend had that Promo tape with all the UTP clips on it. Wasn't that rare or something. He's in the States now - and I think all his Tori stuff is in Storage - probably going moldy. >Oh and back to the previous Topic of Tori's freaky >fans... have you seen the Bliss clip? OMG there's a >bunch of ANNOYING-looking (oh are they ever anything >but?) gurl Tori fans in that one. Yeah I caught that one on MusicMax once. Scary looking fans all crying etc. Who's to say we're not the same if she came here? The litmus test could be the reactions of Akte, Rachel and GanDee. Did you guys do anything scary? :o) I was just thinking - I reckon you cold make a mint by selling stuff like Shawls touched by Tori $30 etc. :o) ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 23:00:49 +1100 From: JOHN EMMET DOOLEY Subject: [oztori] Novocastrians/Toriccino >From: "Lavenda" >Subject: [oztori] Novacastrians? >OK, how many of us are there on here now? (And >yes, this does require a >momentary de-lurk) Got at least one right here! Formerly of Merewether and Waratah, currently about to take up residence on The Hill. :o) Not much reaction from any other Novos so far, so probably not much chance of having a large scale meet down here :oP If we did though, The Lucky Country Hotel would definately be the place, or for a more relaxed atmosphere Goldberg's, best coffee in town and someone there must be a Tori approver since I have heard Strange Little Girls, Scarlet's Walk and Little Earthquakes being played there in the past as I pump myself full of glorious caffeine. Do we think Tori's inclusion in cafe/coffeehouse playlists with stock standards like Jack Johnson is a positive acknowledgement? Coffee and Tori works great for me, but its kind of reassuring she has material like Boys For Pele which is less palatable and too intrusive and thought-provoking for the average person to compose themselves with before starting work... of course its important to have cruisy music that doesn't require too much analysis but I think Tori has a bit too much depth to be relegated there... Oh yeah and while I am out of lurk mode, I am getting rid of a number of old vinyls that I have multiple copies of etc, wont clog you all up with the full list but if anybody wants some really cheap stuff like Fleetwood Mac, Stevie Nicks solo, Split Enz, Police, U2, Supertramp, Mentals, that kind of bizzo, email me for a list and you can have some or the lot of them for next to nothing... just want them to be taken care of, since sweet vinyl is a thing of the past :oP Cheers, Drago ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 23:20:57 +1100 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] Novocastrians/Toriccino > Got at least one right here! Formerly of Merewether > and Waratah, currently about to take up residence on > The Hill. :o) Not much reaction from any other Novos > so far, so probably not much chance of having a > large scale meet down here :oP If we did though, The > Lucky Country Hotel would definately be the place, > or for a more relaxed atmosphere Goldberg's, best > coffee in town and someone there must be a Tori > approver since I have heard Strange Little Girls, > Scarlet's Walk and Little Earthquakes being played > there in the past as I pump myself full of glorious > caffeine. Sometime ago me, Michelle and Dan C met up in Goldbergs. :) I've been to the Lucky, it's a bit out of the way though. Shame about dear old Godfrey finally carking it. What were you studying again? BTW I'm in Hillsborough X Lavs ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 23:06:44 +1000 From: "M.T. -Oz" Subject: Re: [oztori] Pork Sword of the Rings Holly asked,Andrew responded.... >>LOL. What's this about King Dicksmill? Who is he? What did he do, and >>what did Tori say to him?!? > >Richard Kingsmill - JJJ arogant interviewer - he just had a 'difficult' >interviewer with Tori. It was on the Tori J-Files. Holly there's a transcript of this on The Dent-it's worth checking out...quite a SPINOUT!I would have to say that I think Tori was just a LITTLE out of her tree during that interview but I still enjoyed it cos Ricky K was on the receiving end LOL.It was a 20minute interview and I think 17 minutes of it was this drawn out argumentative challenge/debate by Tori....so yeah it's somewhere on The Dent...(just to narrow it down a bit!) ....Mark _________________________________________________________________ Protect your PC - get McAfee.com VirusScan Online http://clinic.mcafee.com/clinic/ibuy/campaign.asp?cid=3963 ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 23:11:30 +1000 From: "M.T. -Oz" Subject: Re: [oztori] I touched Tori's ugboots! AndrewR wrote: RE:PTM >I got to see it - but a friend had that Promo tape with all the UTP clips >on it. > >Wasn't that rare or something. He's in the States now - and I think all his >Tori stuff is in Storage - probably going moldy. Last time I looked Red Eye in Sydney were selling them for a reasonable price.I traded my copy into them just before I left Sydney actually...I got $15 for it but the cover was in pretty bad condition.FTR it was given away with UTP in Sydney(and other capitals I imagine) in a promotion...there are a few around.After the Complete collection came out I decided I didn't require mine any longer.Although it DID have one of Tori's vegetation theme pics on cover which are my faves! ....mark _________________________________________________________________ The new MSN 8 is here: Try it free* for 2 months http://join.msn.com/?page=dept/dialup ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 23:16:04 +1000 From: "M.T. -Oz" Subject: [oztori] sigh font too cool kiss platedress The Waitress live 14minutes rocks out.Fantastic stuff.Ditto Cruel live Some of us see the brilliance,other less fortunates are shielded from it...:) Despite that,Nathan you are a super human being!(I owe Mr N some public praise....) ....Mark _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 with e-mail virus protection service: 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 00:29:12 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Novocastrians/Toriccino At 11:00 PM 20/01/2003 +1100, JOHN EMMET DOOLEY wrote: >Oh yeah and while I am out of lurk mode, I am >getting rid of a number of old vinyls that I have >multiple copies of etc, wont clog you all up with >the full list but if anybody wants some really cheap >stuff like Fleetwood Mac, Stevie Nicks solo, Split >Enz, Police, U2, Supertramp, Mentals, that kind of >bizzo, email me for a list and you can have some or >the lot of them for next to nothing... just want >them to be taken care of, since sweet vinyl is a >thing of the past :oP > >Cheers, >Drago Hi, got any Enya or Star Trek soundtracks - yeah I know it's a leap. :o) You don't happen to have the picture disc single of In a Lifetime a duet with Bono from U2 and Maire Brennan from Clannad do you? Also another leap. Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 3:04:02 +1000 From: Kate Findlay Subject: [oztori] Ireland pt2 Hey everyone! I got up this morning and went to the bus station and asked what the next bus leaving Dublin was and got on it :) I had no plans on where i was gonna go - just a vague idea where i would like to go. So i got on the next bus and 4.5hrs later i was in Galway :) I found a hostel (which is very nice) and have just been wandering around the town centre this afternoon. I went to the supermarket and bought some food so i can COOK myself some dinner tonight (the hostel has a full kitchen! yay!) and booked myself a tour tomorrow to the Cliffs of Moher and all around Burren which looks absolutely gorgeous from the brochure and everyone i've spoken to said the cliffs are amazing. That gets back about 5pm then i'm gonna go to the bus station again and head south - to either Cork, Tralee or Limerick - whichever bus runs next :) I absolutely LOVE not having a plan on where to go! It's so much fun!!! I will definitely spend one night in Cork 'cause i wanna go to Blarney Castle and kiss the Blarney stone - but other than that i have no plans :) Anyways - everything here is wonderful! I hope your all okay... Em - how are you going with the fires? Trina - What's going on??? update please! *grin* if i don't hear from you i'll call in a couple of days... Ben - Guiness tastes like SHITE! Wish you were here to appreciate what i sure as hell can't! *hugs* love kate xx - -- ~*who could ever say your not simply wonderful*~ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 08:54:29 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: Re: [oztori] Pork Sword of the Rings >Holly there's a transcript of this on The Dent-it's worth checking >out...quite a SPINOUT!I would have to say that I think Tori was just a >LITTLE out of her tree during that interview but I still enjoyed it cos >Ricky K was on the receiving end LOL.It was a 20minute interview and I >think 17 minutes of it was this drawn out argumentative challenge/debate by >Tori....so yeah it's somewhere on The Dent...(just to narrow it down a >bit!) heh, thanks mark... h _________________________________________________________________ Add photos to your e-mail with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/featuredemail ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 09:23:58 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: Re: [oztori] The Waitress must KILL NATHAN! (and then make Nathan-burgers.) Nath... it's ok, you poor boy. I didn't realise you were deaf!! You should have mentioned something! Because for you to not love Cruel and Waitress live, then *your* hearing is a problemo..... HEH HEH HEH. also, I just checked out that Dick Kingsmill interview.... heh heh heh. I thought it was great! She did say some interesting stuff on there, about how it was East West Records that needed the heat under them to get her to tour, and how it wasn't her decision. And it makes me want to be a radio interviewer, because i'd jump at the chance ANYDAY to be interviewed by tori.... heh heh but i don't know what i'd say!!! (i'd be too busy being paraletic with disbelief that i were talking to tori.... and that alone is a reason why i'd never make it as a radio announcer.) rant. holly. _________________________________________________________________ The new MSN 8: smart spam protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 09:28:17 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: Re: [oztori] Hey Hey It's Smack-my-bitch-up Day! (the bitch in Question is Daryl Sommers) i think it was andy that wrote: >Yeah maybe it was Cornflake Girl - cause I think they were trying to do a >'snowflake effect' on the set. And John Blackman is going "This is an >effect it is not your TV set. > >And in an interview with Molly Meldrum - who of course was going off on how >brilliant she is (he probably wouldn't know who she was now) he interviewed >her and again it had John Blackman making stupid comments over the >interview - plus sound effects of like an ambulence etc. How stupid. Heh heh snicker snicker. got to love the aussie sense of humour. i could just see tori thinking 'oh you bunch of fuckwits. that's it. i'm not coming back here for another 47 years. that'll show you.' THANKS JOHN BLACKMAN AND DARYL SOMERS. big boneheads. rant again! holly. _________________________________________________________________ STOP MORE SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 15:29:03 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] I touched Tori's fuglyboots! Mark "M.T. -Oz" wrote: > AndrewR wrote: > RE:PTM > >I got to see it - but a friend had that Promo tape > with all the UTP clips > >on it. > > > >Wasn't that rare or something. He's in the States > now - and I think all his > >Tori stuff is in Storage - probably going moldy. > > Last time I looked Red Eye in Sydney were selling > them for a reasonable > price.I traded my copy into them just before I left > Sydney actually...I got > $15 for it but the cover was in pretty bad > condition.FTR it was given away > with UTP in Sydney(and other capitals I imagine) in > a promotion... Well they 'ad 'em 'ere... I bought another copy of UTP at the time just to get it (that was the deal)... hehee. Although my dad kinda sat on a bit of the cardoard box it came in (loooooong story... nearly killed 'im :) & hence I was forced to do some 'self-repair' by chopping up the cover & putting it into a 'proper' video case thing. > Despite that,Nathan you are a super human being! No I am just superhuman :) > (I owe Mr N some public praise....) I think everybody does :) Oh and Drago/John Emmet Dooley (another case of MPD?)... You mentioned the 'Mentals'... D'ya 'ave "The World Seems Difficult" single? Mark do you have that on video? Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 09:30:33 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: Re: [oztori] The Waitress must give her mocassins away. Andy wrote: >> >> I can feel my insides crumbling with disbelief!! > >That is a deliciously HORRIBLE and decidedly vivid description you gave >there. I can picture insides... crumbling! EWW! heh. thanks. that's how it felt though! Andy: > >Does Nathan have a tuning fork? I prefer to ponder on this question: does nathan like to fork tunes? h. _________________________________________________________________ The new MSN 8: smart spam protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 15:35:05 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Heat Holly Williamson wrote: > also, I just checked out that Dick Kingsmill > interview.... heh heh heh. I > thought it was great! Hey I typed that out & sent that to Mikewhy (along with "Helen" or somebody)... so again.. You are indebted to me, Holly :) > She did say some interesting > stuff on there, about > how it was East West Records that needed the heat > under them to get her to > tour, That is such a load of BS... *TORI* is the one needing 'heat under her' (and lotz of it!) to get her HERE! > and how it wasn't her decision. BS... BS... BS... Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 15:36:51 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] The Waitress must give her mocassins away. Holly Williamson wrote: > I prefer to ponder on this question: does nathan > like to fork tunes? No I prefer to spork them :) n. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 09:53:50 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: Re: [oztori] Bleat nath wrote > >Hey I typed that out & sent that to Mikewhy (along >with "Helen" or somebody)... so again.. You are >indebted to me, Holly :) > Actually, while i was reading it, I thought "good on whoever sent this in!" It was great, transcribed to perfection with all the 'mmm' sounds & everything! Nath, do you still have that on tape anywhere??? *i can feel a traaaade coming on....* > >That is such a load of BS... *TORI* is the one needing >'heat under her' (and lotz of it!) to get her HERE! > > > > and how it wasn't her decision. > >BS... BS... BS... > Yeah. I think at that stage she was probably speaking truthfully. Now, it's just out of hand. I mean, come it. It seriously has been almost ten years, Tori! *AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* I am becoming a tori-chat-room addict. How much more 'loser' can i get? from the freak. holly. _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 helps eliminate e-mail viruses. Get 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 16:22:38 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Bleat Ho Lly Williamson wrote: > nath wrote > > > >Hey I typed that out & sent that to Mikewhy (along > >with "Helen" or somebody)... so again.. You are > >indebted to me, Holly :) > > > > Actually, while i was reading it, I thought "good on > whoever sent this in!" > It was great, transcribed to perfection with all the > 'mmm' sounds & > everything! Nath, do you still have that on tape > anywhere??? *i can feel a > traaaade coming on....* ...yes, but Jaz (& others) have it on CD which is kinda better... (although the sound quality won't satisfy any SQQ's out there [and we know there are a lot of you]). > >That is such a load of BS... *TORI* is the one > needing > >'heat under her' (and lotz of it!) to get her HERE! > > > > > > > and how it wasn't her decision. > > > >BS... BS... BS... > > > > Yeah. I think at that stage she was probably > speaking truthfully. Now, > it's just out of hand. I mean, come it. It > seriously has been almost ten > years, Tori! Agreed. And what on earth would make her record company to 'decide' to send her to Aus TWICE in 1992 when she was barely yet to sell a record... and then decide *not* to send her once she was having top 10 debuts with albums? > I am becoming a tori-chat-room addict. How much > more 'loser' can i get? Add another o there and you take this off on a whole 'nother tangent :) Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 10:30:22 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: Re: [oztori] snorp. N'th'n wrote: > >...yes, but Jaz (& others) have it on CD which is >kinda better... (although the sound quality won't >satisfy any SQQ's out there [and we know there are a >lot of you]). OK... right. Well, anybody like to put up their hand to burn it for me??? Come ooooonnnnn! Please please please!!! (Andz, do youhave this on cd? you're nice, i know you'll help me out with this....) *kiss kiss* > >And what on earth would make her record company to >'decide' to send her to Aus TWICE in 1992 when she was >barely yet to sell a record... and then decide *not* >to send her once she was having top 10 debuts with >albums? I've wondered this as well. But, this argument relates back to whether it's Tori's decision or not... maybe she paid her own way over to Australia for Little Earthquakes.... ah, i don't know. I can't grasp the logic behind all this non-tour BuLlShIT. Blaaaarp. nath kindly pointed out re my 'loser' comment: >Add another o there and you take this off on a whole >'nother tangent :) Owch, nath, that hurt a little. That was a little 'below the belt'. Guffaw!!! *snicker* holLY. _________________________________________________________________ The new MSN 8: smart spam protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 16:57:56 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] down girl! Holly Williamson wrote: > *kiss kiss* ...see you really *are* Ms Valance! (or rather, Ms Vukadinovic before she chose her new surname out of the phonebook :) Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 17:02:36 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] snip. Holly "you always like your babies tight" Williamson wrote: > I've wondered this as well. But, this argument > relates back to whether it's > Tori's decision or not... maybe she paid her own way > over to Australia for > Little Earthquakes.... ah, i don't know. I can't > grasp the logic behind all > this non-tour BuLlShIT. Blaaaarp. I know. Tori needs a good telling off from us! > nath kindly pointed out re my 'loser' comment: > >Add another o there and you take this off on a > whole > >'nother tangent :) > > Owch, nath, that hurt a little. That was a little > 'below the belt'. > Guffaw!!! *snicker* Hehehehe.. no offense/offence intended sweetie... 'twas just making a random 'nasty' comment not directed at anyone in particular, 'k?! Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 11:25:36 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] snorp. At 10:30 AM 21/01/2003 +1000, Holly Williamson wrote: >N'th'n wrote: >> >>...yes, but Jaz (& others) have it on CD which is >>kinda better... (although the sound quality won't >>satisfy any SQQ's out there [and we know there are a >>lot of you]). > >OK... right. Well, anybody like to put up their hand to burn it for me??? >Come ooooonnnnn! Please please please!!! (Andz, do youhave this on cd? >you're nice, i know you'll help me out with this....) Nah, I don't... and I only can find two of my tapes of it. >*kiss kiss* Who are you, Holly Valance? :o) Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 11:27:19 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] down girl! At 04:57 PM 20/01/2003 -0800, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: >Holly Williamson wrote: > > > *kiss kiss* > >...see you really *are* Ms Valance! (or rather, Ms >Vukadinovic before she chose her new surname out of >the phonebook :) Funny if she stopped on Cockman or even Sheet, Holly Sheet. :o) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 13:06:06 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Bleat Nathan . wrote: >(although the sound quality won't >satisfy any SQQ's out there [and we know there are a >lot of you]). I think what Nayth meant to type was "we know there are a lot of *us*". - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Movies - - What's on at your local cinema? ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 13:10:06 +1100 From: "Nilay Koyunoglu" Subject: [oztori] Back.... to the future Hi everyone, I don't know if you all remember me, but I was off the list for about a year and then when Scarlet's Walk came out I thought, 'now here's an album that oztori should like (unlike TVAB and SLG:))!' So I decided to sign back up to see if you all are happy with it and it seems you are :) Nathan's obligatory bagging of at LEAST three songs per album has not stopped with SW, which is good to see :) Furthermore, I am EXTREMELEY jealous that Rachael's been in England, what, all of 1.5 years? And she's already seen Tori twice!! *scream of anguish* That's it, if she really has extended until August, I'm just gonna have to save up and fly to where ever is necessary because, well, Dylan's general feeling of 'Don't hold your breath' is about right :( She isn't coming here, so people, start saving! Nilay...slowly realising that she might *have* to go to America whether she likes it or not. _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 with e-mail virus protection service: 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 18:13:56 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Bleat (of another kind) Julian P wrote: > Nathan . wrote: > >(although the sound quality won't > >satisfy any SQQ's out there [and we know there are > a > >lot of you]). > > > > I think what Nayth meant to type was "we know there > are a lot of *us*". "Us" including YOU too, Julien :) Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 18:17:20 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Back.... to the future Nilay Koyunoglu wrote: > I don't know if you all remember me, Ah you used to just be Nilay *K*, did you not? Congratz on getting a full surname! (something the likes of Andrew, Julian & myself are yet to achieve). > :) Nathan's > obligatory bagging of at LEAST three songs per album > has not stopped with > SW, which is good to see :) ???? I don't think I've bagged 3 of them.... Maybe 'Another Girl's Paradise' - has grown on me though.. Ditto "Don't make me cum (that doesn't make you jesus) to vague-ass".. Wampum Prayer is 'blink n' you miss'.. But I don't think I have too many problems with the other stuff. Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 18:29:07 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] OT: Potential new Shania Twain song-titles! This has nothing to do with anything... 'cept I thought I might 'share' this with the list as it has me in stitches... A friend & I thought 'twould be a fun idea to come up with some fake Shania song-titles: - - "Is That a Gun In Your Pocket .....(Oops)" - - "I Thought You Liked it When I Kissed Her" - - "I Tripped and Fell (It Wasn't My Fault)" - - "Girlfriend, You're Havin' A Bad Hair Day" - - "I Didn't Know Your Name Was On The Guest List (Oops I Just Crossed It Off!)" - - "I Wanna Marry You (In About 600 Years!)" - - "I Didn't Know What To Call This Song (So I Named It This!)" - - "I'm Trying To See Things From Your Point Of View (Only I Can't Get My Head That Far Up My Ass!)" - - "Buy This Song! (You Know You Want To!)" - - "I Didn't Know You Were Still Alive (And With Any Luck It Won't Be For Much Longer!)" - - "Brackets (And Exclamation Marks!)" - - "If You Thought This Song Had The Most Ridiculous Title You'd Ever Heard (Wait Until You Hear The Next One!)" - - "Don't Be Fooled By The Rocks That I've Got (I'm Actually Gonna Throw Boulders At You Instead!)" - - "Think I Wanna Floss? (I Passed My Last Dental Check-Up!)" - - "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face (I Thought There Must Be A World Shortage In BoTox!)" - - "What Have You Done For Me Lately (Or In The Last Year For That Matter)?" - - "Somebody Call An Ambulance! (You Make Me Sick!)" - - "Call The Police! (It's Your Turn To Wear Handcuffs!)" - - "September 11 (Is 14 Days After My Birthday)" [shania was born aug 28] - - "Sorry! (You Will Be!)" - - "You Can't Have Your Cake And Eat It Too! (Despite What Weight-Watches Claim!)" - - "Waiting For The Ink To Dry on the Pre-Nuptials" - - "Are There Any Objections? (Yes)" - - "Would It Sound Better If I Were A Man?!" (*taken from Human Nature) - - "I'm Not the Only One (Who Thinks You're An Idiot)" - - "Talk To The Hand (Hi-Ya!)" - - "The Only Thing That Doesn't Look Good On Me Is You!" - - "I Can't Remember the Last Time (I Didn't Feel Like Slapping You In The Face)" - - "The Only Reason I Still Talk To You (Is Because My Potplant Just Died)" - - "If I Had The Luxury (Of Not Having To Sing On My Records)" - - "Don't Be Silly (You Know It's Not My Real Hair!)" - - "If I Had Two Bullets (I'd Use One On You)" - - "They Only Talk To Her (Because She Looks Like A Total Prostitute)" - - "Ooh Ahh Just a Little Tightrope Like This" Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 13:23:35 +1000 (EST) From: "AndrewR" Subject: Re: [oztori] Back.... to the future Responding To: Nilay Koyunoglu Original Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 13:10:06 +1100 > > Hi everyone, > I don't know if you all remember me, but I was off the list for about a > year Hi Nilay!! I remember you! Welcome back. You were just Nilay K before I think ;o) Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 13:24:52 +1000 (EST) From: "AndrewR" Subject: Re: [oztori] Bleat (of another kid) Responding To: Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= Original Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 18:13:56 -0800 (PST) > > Julian P wrote: > > > > I think what Nayth meant to type was "we know there > > are a lot of *us*". > > "Us" including YOU too, Julien :) > Julian - unless you meant Julienne ;o) He slices, he dices!! > Nathan. > > ===== > "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, > we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and > listening to repetitive electronic music." > > -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian > ______________________________________________________________________ > Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. > http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:17:59 +1100 From: gnome Subject: Re: [oztori] Bleat >...yes, but Jaz (& others) have it on CD which is >kinda better... (although the sound quality won't >satisfy any SQQ's out there [and we know there are a >lot of you]). *sigh* yup. i have it on CD (courtesy of mark endacott). the whole jfiles on 3discs, with a LATW filler and an interview she did with francis leach (the only good thing jjj had why did he leave???) way back. also have the interview on tape(courtesy of jason c) with the rest of the jfile but it cuts out and you gotta change tape to listen to it. and i have the whole interview just on tape (courtesy of rachel) and nathan also has the jfile on disc b/c i gave it to him. jas *** transmission from gnome http://gnome.amos.net http://threemileshigh.mtrez.net "I like the idea that you like somebody. You always hear about people loving each other or hating each other. You don't actually hear a lot about people liking each other." - - Suzie Higgy talking about the inspiration for 'Lock It' ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 21:12:24 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Could there have been an [ozykanttoriread] back in the day??? http://groups.google.com/groups?q=y+kant+tori+read&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&as_drrb=b&as_mind=12&as_minm=5&as_miny=1981&as_maxd=20&as_maxm=1&as_maxy=1990&selm=2354%40orion.cf.uci.edu&rnum=2 Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 17:51:09 +1100 From: Dylan Plant Subject: Re: [oztori] The Waitress must wear a lambskin rug) AndrewR wrote: > At 02:07 PM 20/01/2003 +1000, Holly Williamson wrote: > >> nathan blasphemed: >> >>> >>> I'm sorry, but I think "Waitress" plugged takes the >>> cake over Sister Named Desire & anything off SLG as >>> Tori's *worst* song EVER. >> >> >> I can feel my insides crumbling with disbelief!! > > > That is a deliciously HORRIBLE and decidedly vivid description you > gave there. I can picture insides... crumbling! EWW! heh. > > >> Heh heh. >> (Aren't you a speech therapist? So does this mean that you actually >> have the authority to refer people for hearing tests??! :-) > > > Does Nathan have a tuning fork? > Only if you run it down his back.....:P Bah I hate trying to find somewhere 2 live in a hurry..... ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 17:57:50 +1100 From: Dylan Plant Subject: Re: [oztori] Hey Hey It's Smack-my-bitch-up Day! (the bitch in Question is Daryl Sommers) Holly Williamson wrote: > i think it was andy that wrote: > >> Yeah maybe it was Cornflake Girl - cause I think they were trying to >> do a 'snowflake effect' on the set. And John Blackman is going "This >> is an effect it is not your TV set. >> >> And in an interview with Molly Meldrum - who of course was going off >> on how brilliant she is (he probably wouldn't know who she was now) >> he interviewed her and again it had John Blackman making stupid >> comments over the interview - plus sound effects of like an ambulence >> etc. How stupid. > > > Heh heh snicker snicker. got to love the aussie sense of humour. i > could just see tori thinking 'oh you bunch of fuckwits. that's it. > i'm not coming back here for another 47 years. that'll show you.' > And an appearance of the number 47 shows up in Toriness....I wonder if there's a link between Tori and Star Trek? And I'm sure most of you will no idea what i'm snarkblarping on about!!! (Thx Holz :) I really like that word!!!) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 18:08:43 +1100 From: Dylan Plant Subject: Re: [oztori] down girl! AndrewR wrote: > At 04:57 PM 20/01/2003 -0800, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: > >> Holly Williamson wrote: >> >> > *kiss kiss* >> >> ...see you really *are* Ms Valance! (or rather, Ms >> Vukadinovic before she chose her new surname out of >> the phonebook :) > > > > Funny if she stopped on Cockman or even Sheet, Holly Sheet. :o) > There's one of those on Brunswick St..funnily enuff its a sheet store :) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 18:25:51 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Bleat it Nathan . wrote: >"Us" including YOU too, Julien :) [sic, sick, holding onto his picture, dressing up every day] Nayth, Nayth, Nayth ... did I ever say that I wasn't a SQQ?? I'm more than happy to admit that I'm a SQQ, and that I like nothing more than a nice, big ... bitrate. ;-) Jules "give me peace love and a high bitrate" Pinder - --------------------------------- Yahoo! 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