From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #22 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Monday, January 20 2003 Volume 03 : Number 022 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] OMG (I think Andrew would enjoy this) [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] OMG (I think Andrew would enjoy this) [AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] OMG (I think Andrew would enjoy this) Holly Williamson wrote: > HOLY FUCK! hee hee ROFLMAO!!!!! hee hee hee!!! i > am actually laughing my > ass off!! ha ha ha!!! how can tori keep doing > tours for those crazy > people? But not come here??? (We wouldn't be like > that would we...) I KNOW!!!! Maybe we are all too 'polite' & 'considerate' for her to come back. Tori likes 'em rough, I gather. "Hey Tori can I have one of your toe-nail clippings?" "Hey Tori can you just piss into this jar for me?" "Tori can I touch your stubble?" "Tori can I have come of your placenta from when you had Tash?" "Tori here's some chocolate-covered pubes" "Tori are you into filth?" Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 15:18:25 +1100 From: gnome Subject: Re: [oztori] The Waitress must KILL NATHAN! (and auction off his corpse to necrophiles) At 03:11 20/01/03, Nathan "." wrote: >To add further insult to injury... If Tori finished a >concert I was at with "Waitress" plugged, I would >leave early :) well, if for some strange reason she did actually get here and did do a show i hope waitress is her last song, i'd just love to see you walk out of the show in disgust ;) jas *** transmission from gnome http://gnome.amos.net http://threemileshigh.mtrez.net "you're never alone i am the voice inside your head and the eyes in your radio i'm the eyes in your radio" - - 'Eyes-Radio-Lies', Orgy ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Jan 2003 20:20:25 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] The Waitress must KILL NATHAN! (and auction off his corpse to necrophiles) Jaz gnome wrote: > At 03:11 20/01/03, Nathan "." wrote: > >To add further insult to injury... If Tori finished > a > >concert I was at with "Waitress" plugged, I would > >leave early :) > > well, if for some strange reason she did actually > get here and did do a > show i hope waitress is her last song, i'd just love > to see you walk out of > the show in disgust > ;) Hahaha. You're assuming that I would be *going* to the concert in the first place ;) Oh and nice to hear that you're still with us Jaz :) Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Jan 2003 20:25:09 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Not-so-little dietre brummer boy Holly Williamson wrote: > I think it was Cornflake Girl (unless she did an > earlier performance as > well). John Blackman saying those things over the > top.... once again I yell > SACRILEGE!! I remember when Molly for some reason had some brief Bananarama 'flashback' segment in '96, and they showed a clip of them doing Robert De Niro's Waiting, and John Blackman goes "gee I miss music like this".. which was kinda funny but also v.rude. Also.. I thought it was kinda dumb how Tori was out here late Nov '94, yet played Cornflake-fucking-Girl on everything she appeared on... yet Pretty Good Year was her 'current' single here @ the time. ie, she wasted an opportunity to promote it (um I guess like it would have been played anyway.... I think Rage played it ONCE). > >Has anyone else's more pink seem to have > semi-deteriorated over the years?? > >like mine - like it wasn't 'pristine' anymore. Was > it the paper it was > >printed on?? > > Hah, that would be bloody right. "Oh, just give the > Aussies the cheap > paper. We'll save the top quality stuff for my > beloved Americans who I just > can't get enough of!" said Tori when the printer > called her for her advice > on what paper to use. Hahaha. And all of her Oz-pressed CD singles (bar Spark, GOT80's and 1000 Oceans) came in crappy card-wallet sleeves. Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 15:30:25 +1100 From: gnome Subject: Re: [oztori] The Waitress must KILL NATHAN! (and auction off his corpse to necrophiles) At 03:20 20/01/03, Nathan "." wrote: >Jaz gnome wrote: > > > At 03:11 20/01/03, Nathan "." wrote: > > >To add further insult to injury... If Tori finished > > a > > >concert I was at with "Waitress" plugged, I would > > >leave early :) > > > > well, if for some strange reason she did actually > > get here and did do a > > show i hope waitress is her last song, i'd just love > > to see you walk out of > > the show in disgust > > ;) > >Hahaha. You're assuming that I would be *going* to >the concert in the first place ;) oh, hush hush nathan. we all know you'll be the first in line to get tickets once dates are released here. i mean, you are the only person i know who bought all four copies of SLG in one go *G* jas *** transmission from gnome http://gnome.amos.net threemilesHIGH: http://threemileshigh.mtrez.net "they say that the very young feel no pain but I'm not a child any more" - 'Aurora Borealis', Genevieve Maynard ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 14:52:04 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] Hey Hey It's Smack-my-bitch-up Day! (the bitch in Question is Daryl Sommers) At 01:58 PM 20/01/2003 +1000, Holly Williamson wrote: >Andy wrote: >> >>LOL! *SO* true. That (and Caton's guitar) RUINED Josephine on the album > >YES, this is so true as well. >> >>LOL! And they can have John Blackman making stupid comments. At Trent's >>on Friday we watched Tori doing Winter on Hey Hey (It was winter wasn't >>it?) And that stupid John Blackman was making noises and comments (which >>were supposed to be funny) over the top of her! > >I think it was Cornflake Girl (unless she did an earlier performance as >well). John Blackman saying those things over the top.... once again I >yell SACRILEGE!! Yeah maybe it was Cornflake Girl - cause I think they were trying to do a 'snowflake effect' on the set. And John Blackman is going "This is an effect it is not your TV set. And in an interview with Molly Meldrum - who of course was going off on how brilliant she is (he probably wouldn't know who she was now) he interviewed her and again it had John Blackman making stupid comments over the interview - plus sound effects of like an ambulence etc. How stupid. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 14:53:53 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Pork Sword of the Rings At 02:00 PM 20/01/2003 +1000, Holly Williamson wrote: >I think Bjork is copying Tori - just a few years behind :o) >>Although did Tori beat up any Journalists over the years? Well, except >>giving King Dicksmill a verbal tounge lashing. > > >LOL. What's this about King Dicksmill? Who is he? What did he do, and >what did Tori say to him?!? Richard Kingsmill - JJJ arogant interviewer - he just had a 'difficult' interviewer with Tori. It was on the Tori J-Files. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 14:57:05 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] OMG (I think Andrew would enjoy this) At 08:02 PM 19/01/2003 -0800, Nathan "." wrote: >A thread at the ex-dent forumz atm: > >http://www.atforumz.com/showthread.php?s=6def4654dd6d3ecd443107e7d8f4e9c1&threadid=174384 > >Excerpt: >-------------------------------------------------------- >I never knew how silly we sounded until... > >the tulsa OK 96 boot....with the post show meet and >greet recorded as the last track... > >"I AM ABOUT TO PUSH" >"i AM GOING TO PUSH THT BOY RIGHT THERE AND WHEN i DO >YOU GET BESIDE OF HIM" >"TORI TOUCH MY HAND PLEASE JUST MY FINEGRTIPS!" >"IF THAT GIRL DOESN'T MOVE I'M GOING TO THROW MY CUP >AT HER" >"TORI DID YOU ENJOY HALLOWEEN" >"TORI I BOUGHT YOU A GIFT IT'S CHOCOLATE COVERED ANTS" >(?!) >"PUT ME ON YOUR SHOULDERS AND TELL THAT GIRL I NEED TO >USE HER HEAD TO GET UP THERE" >"TORI CAN I TOUCH YOUR SHAWL WHAT KIND OF FABRIC IS >THAT" >"TORI CAN I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER" >"OMG DID SHE GIVE HIM HER PHONE NUMBER?" >"IS SHE SIGNING SHIT?..HERE THROW THIS UP THERE MAKE >SURE YOU DON'T HIT HER" That is SCARY!! What is even more scary is most of these people have probably 'met' her before... they should be tattoed each time they see her - and not let in for a second go until everyone else has had a first chance to meet her. They sound like VERY scary people. Why would you give her food - she's NEVER going to eat it. Nathan can I touch your... shawl. :) LOL - thanks for that. I think they should have included something like this at the end of the RAINN concert. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 14:59:37 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] The Waitress must wear a lambskin rug) At 02:07 PM 20/01/2003 +1000, Holly Williamson wrote: >nathan blasphemed: >> >>I'm sorry, but I think "Waitress" plugged takes the >>cake over Sister Named Desire & anything off SLG as >>Tori's *worst* song EVER. > > I can feel my insides crumbling with disbelief!! That is a deliciously HORRIBLE and decidedly vivid description you gave there. I can picture insides... crumbling! EWW! heh. >Heh heh. >(Aren't you a speech therapist? So does this mean that you actually have >the authority to refer people for hearing tests??! :-) Does Nathan have a tuning fork? ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 15:10:01 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Not-so-little dietre brummer boy At 08:25 PM 19/01/2003 -0800, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: >Holly Williamson wrote: >Also.. I thought it was kinda dumb how Tori was out >here late Nov '94, yet played Cornflake-fucking-Girl >on everything she appeared on... yet Pretty Good Year >was her 'current' single here @ the time. ie, she >wasted an opportunity to promote it (um I guess like >it would have been played anyway.... I think Rage >played it ONCE). I remember seeing Pretty Good Year on Bris31 - a community television station. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Jan 2003 21:20:49 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Hey Hey It's Smack-my-bitch-up Day! (the bitch in Question is Daryl Sommers) AndrewR wrote: > Yeah maybe it was Cornflake Girl - cause I think > they were trying to do a > 'snowflake effect' on the set. And John Blackman is > going "This is an > effect it is not your TV set. That was Cornflake Girl. Andrew, Andrew, ANDREW... HOW could you mistake Cornflake Girl for WINTER?!?!?! *sends you for a hearing test as well ;) * > And in an interview with Molly Meldrum - who of > course was going off on how > brilliant she is (he probably wouldn't know who she > was now) I don't remember seeing that. Oh maybe I have some vague memory. > he interviewed > her and again it had John Blackman making stupid > comments over the > interview - plus sound effects of like an ambulence > etc. How stupid. Maybe 'twas a later inspiration for Tori to write "Siren" though ;) > That is SCARY!! > > What is even more scary is most of these people have > probably 'met' her > before... they should be tattoed each time they see > her - and not let in > for a second go until everyone else has had a first > chance to meet her. > > They sound like VERY scary people. I know. I don't know WHY Tori wants to do Meet n' Greets when she has people showing up like THAT to them all the time. > Why would you give her food - she's NEVER going to > eat it. Maybe a subtle hint that she's looking a bit thin these days? ;) > Nathan can I touch your... shawl. :) Oh of course... > LOL - thanks for that. I think they should have > included something like > this at the end of the RAINN concert. They basically did - well show how freaky Tori's audience is. Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Jan 2003 21:25:43 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] The Waitress must wear a lambskin rug) AndrewR wrote: > Does Nathan have a tuning fork? No, but I have a box of 100 (minus a few) wooden tongue-depressors amongst my box of 'goodies' :) > I remember seeing Pretty Good Year on Bris31 - a > community television station. Wow. I never saw Past the Mission on TV though... Not even rage played it, I dun fink. Oh and back to the previous Topic of Tori's freaky fans... have you seen the Bliss clip? OMG there's a bunch of ANNOYING-looking (oh are they ever anything but?) gurl Tori fans in that one. Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 17:41:50 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] The Waitress must floss between meals Nathan . wrote: >Wow. I never saw Past the Mission on TV though... Not >even rage played it, I dun fink. I definitely saw the PTM video once on, um, Video Hits? (the one on Channel 10 on Sunday mornings), back in 1994. Yes. Jules - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Messenger for SMS- Always be connected to your Messenger Friends ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Jan 2003 22:45:37 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Think I wanna floss I've got my own Julian P wrote: > I definitely saw the PTM video once on, um, Video > Hits? (the one on Channel 10 on Sunday mornings), > back in 1994. Really?! That's amazing! I've only seen them play Cornflake Girl & Pro Widow.. um not that I watch(ed) them very often though. N. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V3 #22 ***************************