From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #9 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Thursday, January 9 2003 Volume 03 : Number 009 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] My Flamin' Morton [AndrewR ] RE: [oztori] What you talkin' about Nathan? [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] you sure look deprived... ["Dylan Plant" ] [oztori] Clones (We're All) [an Alice Cooper song-title... Tori content? She covered "Only Women Bleed" :) ] [] [oztori] Dan G/Raych... if u read this b4 seeing Tori... [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Dan G/Rinch... if u read this b4 seeing Tori... [AndrewR ] RE: [oztori] What you talkin' about Nathan? [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Dan G/Rinch... if u read this b4 seeing Tori... ["Bindy ." <] Re: [oztori] Dan G/Rinch... if u read this b4 seeing Tori... [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Dan G/Rinch... if u read this b4 seeing Tori... ["Bindy ." <] [oztori] The OzTori Support Group for Declining* 24 Year Olds [=?iso-8859] Re: [oztori] The OzTori Support Group for Declining* 24 Year Olds [Nathan] Re: [oztori] The OzTori Support Group for Declining* 24 Year Olds [=?iso] Re: [oztori] The OzTori Support Group for Declining* 24 Year Olds [Nath] [oztori] If I Only Knew ... [=?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= ] Re: [oztori] If I Only Knew ... [gnome ] RE: [oztori] The OzTori Support Group for Declining* 23 Year Olds ["ennui] RE: [oztori] The OzTori Support Group for Declining* 23 Year Olds [Natha] RE: [oztori] The OzTori Support Group for Declining* 23 Year Olds [=?iso] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 08 Jan 2003 21:29:36 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] My Flamin' Morton At 08:00 PM 7/01/2003 -0800, Nathan "." wrote: >AndrewR wrote: > > > >*L* You now know what to 'trade' me with for those > > >Tori mp3 CD's :) Lemme 'ave it! > > > > > > LOL! NO! It's a priceless family heirloom! ;o) Well > > - to put it another way > > - you're not getting ya hands on it! LOL! > >Awwwwwwww =( I didn't mean you had to give me the >original - just a dubbing would suffice :) > > > > Maybe I could bring it down when I come to > > Melbourne!?! ;o) It might get > > you out of the house - you shut-in, you. > >Hahahahaha... I've just forwarded this comment to an >'irl' friend who no doubt will agree with you 100%. > > > > You > > probably have some girl like > > Laura Palmer bring you meals to your house, and she > > lets you have her > > diary. :o) > >OK I never watched Twin Peaks... Did Laura actually do >this? Yes, and Donna Heyward (Lara Flynn Boyle) took over when she died. You haven't seen Twin Peaks - I should bring that instead!* ;o) *I don't actually have the series on tape. :) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 08 Jan 2003 21:31:39 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: RE: [oztori] What you talkin' about Nathan? At 08:01 PM 7/01/2003 -0800, Nathan "." wrote: >AndrewR wrote: > > > >Y knot? Diff'rent strokes 4 diff'rent folks. > > > > Oh Dear, next you'll be telling us you wish you > > looked like Mr. Drummond. ;o) > >Er... Who is Mr. Drummond? Presumably not Bill >Drummond of The KLF? ;) That old guy who 'took in' Willis and Arnold in Dif'rent Strokes. I'm sure he had an alternate motive! Just like that old guy who 'took in' Punky Brewster!! ;o) Dear Mr Robertson, what WERE you doing afternoons when you were growing up? ;o) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 08 Jan 2003 21:34:24 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] yelling out, while they're all downstairs (thinking I'm due to go to the mental asylum) At 08:11 PM 7/01/2003 -0800, Nathan "." wrote: >- You could see her digging someone calling themselves >Faythpigmelb :) Hang on, did we ever 'dig' Filthpigmelb? I think you're the only one! :o) > > >And in completely unrelated news, Tori announces > > that the b-side for her > > >upcoming Taxi Ride single will be To the Fair Filth > > Pigs of Melbourne. > > > > Or would that be Fresh Mowed Ass? ;o) > >May we add: OMG What have I started! ;o) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 08 Jan 2003 21:37:14 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] filthy little fishy fist At 05:35 PM 8/01/2003 +1100, Julian P wrote: >Nayth, do you even have a job anymore? LOL! Yes it's a one-liner but, well now it is a two-liner! ;o) Tori rhymes with Hunky-dory. :o) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2003 03:38:44 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: RE: [oztori] What you talkin' about Nathan? AndrewR wrote: > That old guy who 'took in' Willis and Arnold in > Dif'rent Strokes. Ah so THAT'S who Mr Drummond is... I know now! Actually... 'tis quite funny (in a sad way) what's happened to most of the Diff'rent Strokes cast... the girl (Kimberly?) went to jail or something about 10 years ago for holding up a video store for cash (!), and Willis I think has been in trouble with the law as well... Who woulda thought? > Dear Mr Robertson, what WERE you doing afternoons > when you were growing up? ;o) I was probably busy drawing road-maps or looking at atlases.. hehehehe - really, I had some 'uncommon' interests as a 'lil 'un. PS Andz - done your CD's at long last! Hehehehe now do you wanna send me your addy (AGAIN) to save me having to sift through my in-box to find the last e-mail you sent it to me in. Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 08 Jan 2003 21:48:02 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: RE: [oztori] What you talkin' about Nathan? At 03:38 AM 8/01/2003 -0800, Nathan "." wrote: >AndrewR wrote: > > > That old guy who 'took in' Willis and Arnold in > > Dif'rent Strokes. > >Ah so THAT'S who Mr Drummond is... I know now! > >Actually... 'tis quite funny (in a sad way) what's >happened to most of the Diff'rent Strokes cast... the >girl (Kimberly?) went to jail or something about 10 >years ago for holding up a video store for cash (!), >and Willis I think has been in trouble with the law as >well... Who woulda thought? The girl who played Kimberly is now dead. She died a couple of years ago. I think (something) Todd ?Williams? (Willis) is out of his law-troubles. I think. > > Dear Mr Robertson, what WERE you doing afternoons > > when you were growing up? ;o) > >I was probably busy drawing road-maps or looking at >atlases.. hehehehe - really, I had some 'uncommon' >interests as a 'lil 'un. > >PS Andz - done your CD's at long last! Hehehehe now >do you wanna send me your addy (AGAIN) to save me >having to sift through my in-box to find the last >e-mail you sent it to me in. > >Nathan. > >===== >"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, >we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and >listening to repetitive electronic music." > >-- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian >______________________________________________________________________ >Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. >http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2003 03:50:28 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: RE: [oztori] What you talkin' about Nathan? AndrewR wrote: > The girl who played Kimberly is now dead. Shit... Tori content: I wonder if the character who inspired 'Sammi-Jay' is still around. Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2003 23:27:45 +1100 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: Re: [oztori] yelling out - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Nathan ." To: Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 3:11 PM Subject: Re: [oztori] yelling out > AndrewR wrote of Ms > Hawley's eligibility for oztori membership: > > > >Lol, y'know, technically, Tori does not satisfy the > > criteria for OzTori > > >membership ... > > > > Actually, she dropped out of the Peabody Academy... > > That's one down. > > More categories Tori might meet: > > - she's possibly been 'more than just a friend' with > Beenie ;) > > - she's a survivor of an assault. > > - she's been to a shrink in her time. > > - you could see her doing an arts degree (& never > finishing it). > > - she's bonkers. > > - she's been on TV as a child ;) (haahh new criteria > added... well 'child' when she was what in her early > 20's doing the Special K ad?). > > - she's bagged America in her time. > > - You could see her digging someone calling themselves > Faythpigmelb :) > > - she's bagged out her own music (Baltimore & YKTR). So she'd be an instant hit with Nayth :P > > > >And in completely unrelated news, Tori announces > > that the b-side for her > > >upcoming Taxi Ride single will be To the Fair Filth > > Pigs of Melbourne. > > > > Or would that be Fresh Mowed Ass? ;o) ROFL!!! bastards.... brings new meaning to the song Twinkle tho :P > May we add: > > Wrist-bury Swirl > E.R. Room Trilogy > Space Dog (Is She Still Pissing In The River mix) > Leather (Nice Big Fat Cigar mix) > Daisy Dead Dylan Or: teddybugbee? Professional Filthpig? Black Whip (Cream) I Can't See Your Ass (Grin Stretcher Mix) Scarlet's Pad (Dolmio Smile Mix) She could do a cover of Can't Get Your Semen Out of My Hair :) etc etc... Have to explain the Grin Stretcher thing: First, it is an actual remix of So Little Time by Arkarna...just been dying to use it in a norti sense :) > > Nathan. > > ===== > "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." > > -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian > ______________________________________________________________________ > Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. > http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2003 23:28:36 +1100 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: Re: [oztori] you sure look deprived... Christ one of you is bad enuff - why inflict such pain on the world? :P - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Nathan ." To: Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 3:54 PM Subject: [oztori] you sure look deprived... > "I'll clone myself like that blonde chick who is the > spokeswoman for the Raelians". > > Nathan. > > ===== > "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." > > -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian > ______________________________________________________________________ > Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. > http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2003 19:49:06 -0000 From: "Rachael" Subject: RE: [oztori] you sure look deprived... - -----Original Message----- From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org]On Behalf Of Nathan . Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 4:54 AM To: oztori@smoe.org Subject: [oztori] you sure look deprived... > "I'll clone myself like that blonde chick who is the spokeswoman for > the Raelians". oh my god... is she actually *real*?? she looks so freaky.... rachael xxx ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2003 14:05:20 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: RE: [oztori] you sure look depraved... Raych wrote: > > "I'll clone myself like that blonde chick who is > the spokeswoman for > > the Raelians". > > oh my god... is she actually *real*?? she looks so > freaky.... Yeah she does look kinda interesting... She looks a bit evil/scary in that main pic they use of her in the 'press' where she's got a huge toothy grin & her eyes are looking to the side.. she looks soo.. wicked. Hehehe... You can just tell she'd be deviously delicious in 'bed' ;) Did I just say that? Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2003 14:11:13 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Clones (We're All) [an Alice Cooper song-title... Tori content? She covered "Only Women Bleed" :) ] Dylan (hehehe on a side note.. imagine if your name was "Snylan".. lol the sound of that word makes my skin crawl) Plant wrote: > Christ one of you is bad enuff - why inflict such > pain on the world? :P Hheheeh I would love to have a 'spare' one of me... I would make it my slave & make it go to work while I stayed in bed... And I'd make it go to Oztori meets while I stayed in total reclusive seclusion ;) > > - she's bagged out her own music (Baltimore & > YKTR). > > So she'd be an instant hit with Nayth :P Yup :) Although I don't think YKTR is worthy of bagging at all! > Or: teddybugbee? Good un! Naythan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2003 15:21:59 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Dan G/Raych... if u read this b4 seeing Tori... Can you PLEASE beg her to do a live medley (solo) of "The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You" and "That Don't Impress Me Much"? Hehheeheh... Or hell she can do each full song separately if she prefers. Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 09 Jan 2003 13:24:48 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: RE: [oztori] What you talkin' about Nathan? At 03:50 AM 8/01/2003 -0800, Nathan "." wrote: >AndrewR wrote: > > > The girl who played Kimberly is now dead. > >Shit... > >Tori content: I wonder if the character who inspired >'Sammi-Jay' is still around. Wasn't that Heather Locklear? imdb.com: ....processing... "Dynasty" (1981) TV Series .... Samantha Josephine 'Sammy Jo' Dean Carrington Reece Fallmont What a name LOL! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 09 Jan 2003 13:26:57 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] Tori content? At 02:11 PM 8/01/2003 -0800, Nathan "." wrote: >Dylan (hehehe on a side note.. imagine if your name >was "Snylan".. lol the sound of that word makes my >skin crawl) Plant wrote: Looks like "Snape" > > Christ one of you is bad enuff - why inflict such > > pain on the world? :P > >Hheheeh I would love to have a 'spare' one of me... I >would make it my slave & make it go to work while I >stayed in bed... And I'd make it go to Oztori meets >while I stayed in total reclusive seclusion ;) What if it decided to make YOU it's slave!?! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 09 Jan 2003 13:31:48 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Dan G/Rinch... if u read this b4 seeing Tori... At 03:21 PM 8/01/2003 -0800, Nathan "." wrote: >Can you PLEASE beg her to do a live medley (solo) of >"The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You" and >"That Don't Impress Me Much"? Hehheeheh... Or hell >she can do each full song separately if she prefers. > >Nathan. Get her to do, in honour of oztori - a Roxette song... "The Look" would be perfect! ;o) "Na na na na na na naa, na na na na na na naa, na na na na na na na - naa She's got the look. (She's got the look) What in the world would make a brown eye'd girl turn blue When everything I'll ever do I'll do for you And I go na na na na naa - She's got the look!" (guitar solo) :o) YEAH! Video Hits 1989! Matty - you were 1!! :) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 09 Jan 2003 13:35:52 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] virii Hi, I downloaded a thing for allowing mp3's to become a VCD off Kazaa Lite. Anyway when it was downloading,Norton (I wonder if it was named in honour of Morton from Now You See It? ;o) Found a virus. And disposed of it. So does this now mean (and I have scanned my whole hard drive since) That I can open this newly downloaded file without fear of that virus still being present? Thanks tech people. :O) Andrew Oh, and again - what is the program to use to 'rip' CD tracks to mp3s? Or can Nero Burn do this? Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2003 20:09:06 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: RE: [oztori] What you talkin' about Nathan? Andrew Raelianfield wrote: > At 03:50 AM 8/01/2003 -0800, Nathan "." wrote: > >AndrewR wrote: > > > > > The girl who played Kimberly is now dead. > > > >Shit... > > > >Tori content: I wonder if the character who > inspired > >'Sammi-Jay' is still around. > > > Wasn't that Heather Locklear? > > imdb.com: > ....processing... > > "Dynasty" (1981) TV Series .... Samantha Josephine > 'Sammy Jo' Dean > Carrington Reece Fallmont > > What a name LOL! Hehehehe. I re-named (long story) a girl in my year in high school 'Tenielle Odette Rusli Parker-Bowles Mushnik', which I thought was good. Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2003 20:12:51 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] I'm a slave 4 u.... er, me Andrew Raelianfield wrote: > At 02:11 PM 8/01/2003 -0800, Nathan "." wrote: > >Dylan (hehehe on a side note.. imagine if your name > >was "Snylan".. lol the sound of that word makes my > >skin crawl) Plant wrote: > > Looks like "Snape" "He's a cold-hearted snape (girl) Look into his eyes Uh oh He's been tellin' lies" ...anyone remember the Paula Abdul tune? > >Hheheeh I would love to have a 'spare' one of me... > I > >would make it my slave & make it go to work while I > >stayed in bed... And I'd make it go to Oztori meets > >while I stayed in total reclusive seclusion ;) > > > What if it decided to make YOU it's slave!?! LOL. I would never give it that power. Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 09 Jan 2003 15:34:47 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: Re: [oztori] Dan G/Rinch... if u read this b4 seeing Tori... Andy R wrote on Thu, 09 Jan 2003 13:31:48 +1000 >YEAH! Video Hits 1989! >Matty - you were 1!! :) I haven't been paying attention. We have another youngin on here? 1? That means I am a decade older than someone on the list. WAHHH!!! *starts web surfing for walking frames* ~Bindy Go to: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ for Ramblings From The Moon Child _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 helps eliminate e-mail viruses. Get 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2003 22:02:29 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Dan G/Rinch... if u read this b4 seeing Tori... Belinda (not Carlisle) wrote: > I haven't been paying attention. We have another > youngin on here? 1? That > means I am a decade older than someone on the list. You mean you're 11 years old? ;) > WAHHH!!! > > *starts web surfing for walking frames* *says in geriatric voice* "Belinda, let me come with you dear... Here, I have some coupons I got from the newspaper that give us an over-24's discount on them". Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 09 Jan 2003 16:16:52 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: Re: [oztori] Dan G/Rinch... if u read this b4 seeing Tori... Nayth wrote B> > *starts web surfing for walking frames* N>*says in geriatric voice* "Belinda, let me come with N>you dear... Here, I have some coupons I got from the N>newspaper that give us an over-24's discount on them". Oh aren't you a dear *removes false teeth* Give uth a big kith wover boi! :P ~Bindy Go to: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ for Ramblings From The Moon Child _________________________________________________________________ Help STOP SPAM: Try the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 9 Jan 2003 17:37:29 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: [oztori] The OzTori Support Group for Declining* 24 Year Olds Okay, I'll kick things off ... My name is Julian and it's been 24 years since my last ... um ... birth. Oh yeah, THIS club is gonna be a real success ... :-) Julian "off to get some Geritol from Tori's brother" P * notice this does NOT say 'reclining' ... reclining 24 year olds may form their own support group. - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Movies - - What's on at your local cinema? ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2003 22:40:47 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] The OzTori Support Group for Declining* 24 Year Olds Julian P wrote: > Okay, I'll kick things off ... > > My name is Julian and it's been 24 years since my > last ... um ... birth. Um... same. > * notice this does NOT say 'reclining' ... reclining > 24 year olds may form their own support group. I can't be a full member of the 'reclining' minds group... as 'reclining' implies that the mind was once NOT reclining... something which I cannot make claim to :) "..and the man with the golden walking stick thinks he knows so much, thinks he knows so much yeah" Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 9 Jan 2003 17:47:50 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] The OzTori Support Group for Declining* 24 Year Olds Nathan . wrote: JP>> Okay, I'll kick things off ... JP>> JP>> My name is Julian and it's been 24 years since my JP>> last ... um ... birth. NR>Um... same. Your name is Julian too?? - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Messenger for SMS- Always be connected to your Messenger Friends ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2003 23:00:14 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] The OzTori Support Group for Declining* 24 Year Olds Julian P wrote: > Nathan . wrote: > > JP>> Okay, I'll kick things off ... > JP>> > JP>> My name is Julian and it's been 24 years since > my > JP>> last ... um ... birth. > > NR>Um... same. > FPM>> Your name is Julian too?? "my name is Julian.. I'll be your mistress tonight" (or something... re-working of 'Erotica'). Oh, and here's yet another suggestion for Dan G & Raych seeing Tori - yell out "I Wanna Get Back With You"! lol she can do the Tom Jones bits as well... or maybe he could make a guest appearance ala Maynard & they could sing it together. np: I wanna get back with you (sirriously!) Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 9 Jan 2003 18:17:10 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: [oztori] If I Only Knew ... Nathan . wrote: >Oh, and here's yet another suggestion for Dan G & >Raych seeing Tori - yell out "I Wanna Get Back With >You"! lol she can do the Tom Jones bits as well... >or maybe he could make a guest appearance ala Maynard >& they could sing it together. >np: I wanna get back with you (sirriously!) Sad fact: I bought "The Lead and How to Swing It". Sadder fact: I did not buy "The Lead and How to Swing It" for the Tori duet. Julian - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Movies - - What's on at your local cinema? ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 8 Jan 2003 23:22:20 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] If I Only Knew ... Julian P wrote: > Sad fact: I bought "The Lead and How to Swing It". > > Sadder fact: I did not buy "The Lead and How to > Swing It" for the Tori duet. mmmmm... When I saw the subject heading... I thought I must tell you... "If I only Knew" is ****THE*** worst song to have stuck in your head at 2am when you're still trying to get to sleep... omg. Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 09 Jan 2003 18:07:23 +1100 From: gnome Subject: Re: [oztori] If I Only Knew ... At 06:17 9/01/03, Julian P wrote: >Sad fact: I bought "The Lead and How to Swing It". > >Sadder fact: I did not buy "The Lead and How to Swing It" for the Tori duet. > > don't you love the oztori community. people just feel compelled to admit the saddest facts about themselves it's all good, Jules ;) Jas *** transmission from gnome http://gnome.amos.net threemilesHIGH: http://threemileshigh.mtrez.net "it's not very far so just jump in your car it doesn't matter if you don't know the way 'cos you'll get there some day YEAH" - - 'Summer Holiday', Kat Harley (Beanort) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 9 Jan 2003 15:44:14 +0800 From: "ennui" Subject: RE: [oztori] The OzTori Support Group for Declining* 23 Year Olds >My name is Julian and it's been 24 years since my last ... um ... birth. >Oh yeah, THIS club is gonna be a real success ... you know, i wouldn't normally reply to such a blatantly egocentric post ( ;) ) but today is a very special day*. my name is.. known to all it would seem. i have been 23 years old since a bit ago, and i am declining while reclining (like, enjoying the decline :) my life has been an obvious failure for two reasons: i've been at uni for six years; and i am not Leonard Cohen. my long term goal is to one day join the 'Oztori Support Group For Declining 24 Year Olds'. ennui [ drill'n'bass ] _ *Footnotes ahoy! - today i walked out to my garage and found one of my car's new tyres was completely flat, then i couldn't get the nuts off the tyre, then the RAC couldn't get the nuts off the tyre, then the tyre shop told me they couldn't fix the puncture and i would need a new, new tyre. now i have invested a whole day in tyre maintenance and next door is drilling, drilling, drilling, drilling - i wonder if they will drill my head as a kindness? ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 9 Jan 2003 00:01:13 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: RE: [oztori] The OzTori Support Group for Declining* 23 Year Olds ennui wrote: > my life has been an obvious failure for two reasons: > i've been at uni for > six > years; "Bah" that's nothingk... My 2 bestest friendz from uni have done 7 & 8 years of uni respectively.. and '7' is going back to do another 5 (vet science)! Tori content - Professional Student: - ----------------------- Slag pit Dumb shit Honey bring it close to my HECS yes Don't confer that degree yet... (etc) Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 9 Jan 2003 19:03:32 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: RE: [oztori] The OzTori Support Group for Declining* 23 Year Olds ennui wrote: >you know, i wouldn't normally reply to such a blatantly egocentric post and here I thought I was being subtley egocrentric ... damn. >my life has been an obvious failure for two reasons: i've been at uni for >six years; I'm going into my seventh, and see absosmurfley no reason to stop there. Rejoice! Uni is 10 times better than the overrated 'real world' crap. >and i am not Leonard Cohen. Yeah, I moped for a bit when I realised that I was never going to be Neil Gaiman. But that doesn't mean we can't go on to lead long and pointless lives ... (to paraphrase one Abraham J Simpson). ;-) >my long term goal is to one day join the >'Oztori Support Group For Declining 24 Year Olds'. Okay, now *that's* sad ... ;-) J - --------------------------------- Yahoo! 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