From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #1 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Friday, January 3 2003 Volume 03 : Number 001 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] here I am now, entertain me [=?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= ] [oztori] Re: here I am now, entertain me [=?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= ] Re: [oztori] rip rip woodchip [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] rip rip woodchip [AndrewR ] [oztori] fellowship of the filth / the two towers (of filth) [=?iso-8859-] Re: [oztori] fellowship of the filth / the two towers (of filth) [Nathan ] [oztori] and the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again.. WHO'S BAD?! [Nathan "®"] Re: [oztori] rippah ! ["M.T. -Oz" ] Re: [oztori] ripper Rita ["M.T. -Oz" ] Re: [oztori] ripper '76 (lol seriously.. this is a 'hits' compilation record my parents own! 'thas a pic of a close-up of a chick's arse in a netball skirt with a tear on it.. and "Ripper '76" written in the tear!! Tori content: she once recorded a song circa 1983 called "Skirts On Fire"!) [] Re: [oztori]Ripsnorter!!...spose that could also be a Tori reference! ["M] Re: [oztori] R.I.P. (Millie) [heheheh does anyone remember the Noiseworks song from 1991?] [Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] here I am now, entertain me The next train home isn't for another half an hour and I've run out of things to do here at work (or, to be more precise, I don't feel like doing anything that's in my in-tray at the moment) so you all now have to entertain me with something totally, slightly or not at all Tori related, until I can go home. If you are not sufficiently amusing (and I proclaim myself the sole arbiter of amusingness for the purpose of this exercise), then I reserve the right to mock you in a humorous fashion. Or, more likely, in an un-humorous fashion. But I probably wouldn't mock at all. After all [sings] "I'm a nice guy". Erm. *ahem* [Tori content: ... um ... "I'm just sitting around being foolish when there is work to be done"? Will that do??] Jules - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Movies - - What's on at your local cinema? ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 2 Jan 2002 16:56:36 +0800 From: "ennui" Subject: RE: [oztori] here I am now, entertain me zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz: >The next train home isn't for another half an hour and I've run out of things to do here at work (or, to be more precise, I don't feel like doing anything that's in my in-tray at the moment) so you all now have to entertain me with something totally, slightly or not at all Tori related, until I can go home. can someone explain Eraserhead to me? i watched it yesterday, but i might be missing something. that's my hair when i get up in the morning, though he was more chipper than i.. :) aaaaaaaaaaaaaa: >If you are not sufficiently amusing (and I proclaim myself the sole arbiter of amusingness for the purpose of this exercise), then I reserve the right to mock you in a humorous fashion. Or, more likely, in an un-humorous fashion. But I probably wouldn't mock at all. After all [sings] "I'm a nice guy". Erm. *ahem* mock away. ennui [ starfish ] _ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 2 Jan 2003 19:44:13 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: [oztori] Re: here I am now, entertain me Nathan . <nastynayth@yahoo.com> asked the question he's asked a million times before: >r u in2 filth? lol, good one ... but, Nayth, to tell you the truth, I just don't think I could ever possibly hope to match up to your beloved filthpigmelb. I mean, those are some pretty big shoes to fill. Boots to fill. Leather boots to fill. Stiletto boots to fill. Filthy stiletto boots to fill. ;-) Jules [wishing he had his filthy stiletto boot SW charm with him right now] - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Movies - - What's on at your local cinema? ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 2 Jan 2003 20:36:09 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: [oztori] Re: [oznayth&julez] here I am now, entertain me re: the private message Oopsie! "My bad", as they say "way up north". Sorry! But, then, your permanent hard-on for Mr Melb is hardly a secret to anyone who's been paying the slightest bit of attention. ;-) re: the phone sex Erm, no. I'm home now, so I have things to entertain me. Maybe some other time. ;-) re: my boredom Yes. There's only so many times you can read theonion.com, check The Dent, and read the engrish.com updates ... I was entertaining myself by seeing how loud I could play my CDs without complaint. I got to full volume on Pancake without a single word. Oddly, I can't make it past the 1st minute of a Tom Waits CD without being told to "please shut my door". Were people attacked by people dressed as Cookie Monster as a child?? Scary though: filthpigcookiemonstermelb. All your naughty muppet fantasies start here, Nayth. ;-) Jules Nathan . wrote:hehehe u really are bored! wanna have phonesex? (and tsk that e-mail I sent you was a 'private' one..) N. - --- Julian P wrote: > Nathan . asked the > question he's asked a million times before: > >r u in2 filth? > > lol, good one ... but, Nayth, to tell you the truth, > I just don't think I could ever possibly hope to > match up to your beloved filthpigmelb. I mean, those > are some pretty big shoes to fill. Boots to fill. > Leather boots to fill. Stiletto boots to fill. > Filthy stiletto boots to fill. > ;-) > Jules > [wishing he had his filthy stiletto boot SW charm > with him right now] > > > > --------------------------------- > Yahoo! Movies > - What's on at your local cinema? ===== "two girls, sixty-five, got a Clone tied up in the back-seat 'Honey we're recovering Raelians'." - - In the Clonetime of His Voodoo, Tori DNAmos. "God is trash - you can buy him by the gram" - - Singles Party, Shakespears Sister. ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Movies - - What's on at your local cinema? ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 2 Jan 2003 20:40:00 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: [oztori] people, don't read my last message, pls!! oh no, I did it again! I really have to start checking the recipient thing, huh? Why doesn't yahoo have a "recall" feature! Pls kill me now! Jules hmn :-( Julian P wrote:re: the private message Oopsie! "My bad", as they say "way up north". Sorry! But, then, your permanent hard-on for Mr Melb is hardly a secret to anyone who's been paying the slightest bit of attention. ;-) re: the phone sex Erm, no. I'm home now, so I have things to entertain me. Maybe some other time. ;-) re: my boredom Yes. There's only so many times you can read theonion.com, check The Dent, and read the engrish.com updates ... I was entertaining myself by seeing how loud I could play my CDs without complaint. I got to full volume on Pancake without a single word. Oddly, I can't make it past the 1st minute of a Tom Waits CD without being told to "please shut my door". Were people attacked by people dressed as Cookie Monster as a child?? Scary though: filthpigcookiemonstermelb. All your naughty muppet fantasies start here, Nayth. ;-) Jules Nathan . wrote:hehehe u really are bored! wanna have phonesex? (and tsk that e-mail I sent you was a 'private' one..) N. - --- Julian P wrote: > Nathan . asked the > question he's asked a million times before: > >r u in2 filth? > > lol, good one ... but, Nayth, to tell you the truth, > I just don't think I could ever possibly hope to > match up to your beloved filthpigmelb. I mean, those > are some pretty big shoes to fill. Boots to fill. > Leather boots to fill. Stiletto boots to fill. > Filthy stiletto boots to fill. > ;-) > Jules > [wishing he had his filthy stiletto boot SW charm > with him right now] > > > > --------------------------------- > Yahoo! Movies > - What's on at your local cinema? ===== "two girls, sixty-five, got a Clone tied up in the back-seat 'Honey we're recovering Raelians'." - - In the Clonetime of His Voodoo, Tori DNAmos. "God is trash - you can buy him by the gram" - - Singles Party, Shakespears Sister. ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Movies - - What's on at your local cinema? - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Movies - - What's on at your local cinema? ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 02 Jan 2003 21:09:38 +1000 From: "M.T. -Oz" Subject: [oztori] rip rip woodchip >From: AndrewR >>They're both very Enya though,not that I own any Enya or like her >>but an exbf of mine used to own a copy of an Enya CD.(lol) >>>Mark >>BTW,were you listening via mp3?Are you a cathy 'fan' Nathan? > > >HEY! No Enya bashing, dirt-bag! > >There, I said it. > >:) I was going to email you privately to say FUCK YOU cos you called me a dirt bag but I decided not to! x Mark :) _________________________________________________________________ The new MSN 8: smart spam protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 2 Jan 2003 04:00:19 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] rip rip woodchip Mark "M.T. -Oz" wrote of Monsieur Rayfield: > I was going to email you privately to say FUCK YOU > cos you called me a dirt > bag but I decided not to! Being called a "DIRT bag" isn't necessarily an insult y'know ;) Nayth :) ===== "two girls, sixty-five, got a Clone tied up in the back-seat 'Honey we're recovering Raelians'." - - In the Clonetime of His Voodoo, Tori DNAmos. "God is trash - you can buy him by the gram" - - Singles Party, Shakespears Sister. ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 02 Jan 2003 22:26:01 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] rip rip woodchip At 09:09 PM 2/01/2003 +1000, M.T. -Oz wrote: >>From: AndrewR > >>They're both very Enya though,not that I own any Enya or like her >>>but an exbf of mine used to own a copy of an Enya CD.(lol) >>>>Mark >>>BTW,were you listening via mp3?Are you a cathy 'fan' Nathan? >> >> >>HEY! No Enya bashing, dirt-bag! >> >>There, I said it. >> >>:) > >I was going to email you privately to say FUCK YOU cos you called me a >dirt bag but I decided not to! > >x Mark :) All right then, Hey! No Enya bashing, filth-bag! :) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 2 Jan 2003 23:31:06 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: [oztori] fellowship of the filth / the two towers (of filth) AndrewR <s348712@student.uq.edu.au> wrote: >All right then, Hey! No Enya bashing, filth-bag! :) Can we please just all swear an oath never to use the word 'filth' again?? Hasn't that one little word annoyed us all enough??? Jules [words are meaningless and unforgettable] - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Movies - - What's on at your local cinema? ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 2 Jan 2003 04:49:02 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] fellowship of the filth / the two towers (of filth) Julian P wrote: > Can we please just all swear an oath never to use > the word 'filth' again?? Swear??? Isn't 'swearing' use of 'filthy' language :) *L* If I suddenly stop sending 600 e-mails to this list a day, you know that Dylan has tracked me down & shot me. Nathan. ===== "two girls, sixty-five, got a Clone tied up in the back-seat 'Honey we're recovering Raelians'." - - In the Clonetime of His Voodoo, Tori DNAmos. "God is trash - you can buy him by the gram" - - Singles Party, Shakespears Sister. ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 2 Jan 2003 04:54:12 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] and the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again.. WHO'S BAD?! I'm listening to Honey as we speak.. and I realised that "and I think I could leave your world if she was the better girl" could be misheard as: "and I think I could leave your world if she was the BADDER girl"... which I like better :) ..and makes me think "who's bad?!" I would love to hear Tori's take on the old Michael Jackson tune! hahahaa. I can just see her now doing the 'doom doom doom doom doom- doom doom doom doom doom' bass intro way down low on the Bose. Then she could whisper the 'who's bad' part... Dan (G).. Raych.. Can you please request Tori do this song also? hehehe. Nathan. ===== "two girls, sixty-five, got a Clone tied up in the back-seat 'Honey we're recovering Raelians'." - - In the Clonetime of His Voodoo, Tori DNAmos. "God is trash - you can buy him by the gram" - - Singles Party, Shakespears Sister. ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 02 Jan 2003 23:05:08 +1000 From: "M.T. -Oz" Subject: Re: [oztori] rippah ! >From: Nathan "." >To: oztori@smoe.org >Subject: Re: [oztori] rip rip woodchip >Date: Thu, 2 Jan 2003 04:00:19 -0800 (PST) > >Mark "M.T. -Oz" wrote of >Monsieur Rayfield: > > > I was going to email you privately to say FUCK YOU > > cos you called me a dirt > > bag but I decided not to! > >Being called a "DIRT bag" isn't necessarily an insult >y'know ;) > > >Nayth :) lol NEITHER IS F@#$ YOU! sigh I think maybe I'm just feeling oversensitive after you offered to help me top myself!(pauses,realises this is a reply to Nathan)...er kill myself! If I may say so(I may,I give myself permission)this mailing list is TRULY unique and not at all what I imagined it would be when I umm..signed up! 11 words or less to describe it?(yes go ahead Mark!) quirk-fest,grammar-neurotic-word-play-obsessed,naughty-not-always-nice,total-freedom-to-slander-out-of-context,sometimes-bordering-on-Tori-who?,what-is-praise+positivity-on-first,Alan-Seale-says-sexual-smatterings-on-second,sarcastic-for-the-sake-of-it-on-third,some-good-ol'-comeraderie-and-interesting-topics,-viewpoints-,and-ideas,funny-haha-funny-crazy,no-thread-shall-last-more-than-one-post-cos-it'stoo-much-fun-playing-with-the-subject-titles. words joined by a hyphen OR a hyphen and a comma will not count as words unto themselves,but will count as one word!(cos I say so) Anyway,I'm pleased to join in and be a part(or is that apart?) of the above....for now:) Mostly,I feel like most everyone hates me and is conspiring against me but once an outsider..... Lays down and gets ready to take it like a man... >Mark _________________________________________________________________ STOP MORE SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 02 Jan 2003 23:12:14 +1000 From: "M.T. -Oz" Subject: Re: [oztori] ripper Rita >From: AndrewR >To: oztori@smoe.org >Subject: Re: [oztori] rip rip woodchip >Date: Thu, 02 Jan 2003 22:26:01 +1000 > >At 09:09 PM 2/01/2003 +1000, M.T. -Oz wrote: >>>From: AndrewR >> >>They're both very Enya though,not that I own any Enya or like her >>>>but an exbf of mine used to own a copy of an Enya CD.(lol) >>>>>Mark >>>>BTW,were you listening via mp3?Are you a cathy 'fan' Nathan? >>> >>> >>>HEY! No Enya bashing, dirt-bag! >>> >>>There, I said it. >>> >>>:) >> >>I was going to email you privately to say FUCK YOU cos you called me a >>dirt bag but I decided not to! >> >>x Mark :) > > >All right then, Hey! No Enya bashing, filth-bag! :) Okay....how's this for some Enya appreciation... When I was 19 I thought Ebudae(or however it's spelt)was good music. there ya go! fights off now I know better loses fight kisses, Mark _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 with e-mail virus protection service: 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 2 Jan 2003 05:16:26 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] ripper '76 (lol seriously.. this is a 'hits' compilation record my parents own! 'thas a pic of a close-up of a chick's arse in a netball skirt with a tear on it.. and "Ripper '76" written in the tear!! Tori content: she once recorded a song circa 1983 called "Skirts On Fire"!) Mork "M.T. -Oz" wrote: > sigh I think maybe I'm just feeling oversensitive > after you offered to help > me top myself!(pauses,realises this is a reply to > Nathan)...er kill myself! You mean "kill Mice-Elf" :) Or maye "Kill Mice-ALF", as in that alien from 80's TV.. who if I recall.. liked to eat cats rather than mice, did he not? Tori content - could Tori be referring to ALF in "and somewhere Alfie smiles"... or even flamin' Alf from Home & Away?! > If I may say so(I may,I give myself permission)this > mailing list is TRULY > unique Yup... People are doing theses (and mmmm I just discovered another 'minimal pair' contrast of words to use in speech therapy with my next kid who isn't using 'th' correctly - 'theses' vs. 'faeces'... lurverly) on on this list as we speak! > and not at all what I imagined it would be > when I umm..signed up! > 11 words or less to describe it?(yes go ahead Mark!) > quirk-fest,grammar-neurotic-word-play-obsessed,naughty-not-always-nice,total-freedom-to-slander-out-of-context,sometimes-bordering-on-Tori-who?,what-is-praise+positivity-on-first,Alan-Seale-says-sexual-smatterings-on-second,sarcastic-for-the-sake-of-it-on-third,some-good-ol'-comeraderie-and-interesting-topics,-viewpoints-,and-ideas,funny-haha-funny-crazy,no-thread-shall-last-more-than-one-post-cos-it'stoo-much-fun-playing-with-the-subject-titles. > hahahha. Nicely done. > Mostly,I feel like most everyone hates me and is > conspiring against me *hands you some worms to go eat* > Lays down and gets ready to take it like a man... "don't bump the groove you bitch you've gotta tell them all that you are rich you've gotta face the musice take it like a man" ..to throw in Shakespears Sister lyrical content.. Oops wrong mailing list. OK I swear this is the last piece of crap I'm sending to the list today.. honest... (erm oops looks @ clock it's quarter past midnite... um.. well I meant for Thursd'y). > >Mark You're not s'posed to put those things before your name. 'tmakes it look like you're replying to your own e-mail. Nathan. ===== "two girls, sixty-five, got a Clone tied up in the back-seat 'Honey we're recovering Raelians'." - - In the Clonetime of His Voodoo, Tori DNAmos. "God is trash - you can buy him by the gram" - - Singles Party, Shakespears Sister. ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 03 Jan 2003 00:43:29 +1000 From: "M.T. -Oz" Subject: Re: [oztori]Ripsnorter!!...spose that could also be a Tori reference! >From: Nathan "." >To: oztori@smoe.org >Subject: Re: [oztori] ripper '76 (lol seriously.. this is a 'hits' >compilation record my parents own! 'thas a pic of a close-up of a chick's >arse in a netball skirt with a tear on it.. and "Ripper '76" written in >the tear!! Tori content: she once recorded a song circa 1983 called >"Skirts On Fire"!) >Date: Thu, 2 Jan 2003 05:16:26 -0800 (PST) Crikes I forgot to add non-stop-Blasts-from-the-past to that earlier spiel(non-glocken) My folks had that one and guess WHAT!They also funking had Ripsnorter which came like a year or 3 later which was exactly the same cover with a pig in the ripped jeans!I promise it's the truth!This is NOT a joke!! I will get it and I will post it to everyone on this list to prove it's true!Or maybe just Nathan! >Mork "M.T. -Oz" wrote: I DO prefer Mark from Ark and my Year 7 history teacher,a Scot(but not great!)used to call me Mork but just as long as you don't call me late for dinner I don't mind! (tacky can be wacky!) > > sigh I think maybe I'm just feeling oversensitive > > after you offered to help > > me top myself!(pauses,realises this is a reply to > > Nathan)...er kill myself! > >You mean "kill Mice-Elf" :) Or maye "Kill Mice-ALF", >as in that alien from 80's TV.. who if I recall.. >liked to eat cats rather than mice, did he not? ALf seriously farking ROCKED!My friends Jason and Damien know it.My nephew and niece know it!It must be true(pauses to ponder fearsomely how many Oztoriites now have written proof of my bonkerdom then gets carried away in the spirit of Alf and continues merrily) For example...one of my favourite scene-arios Alf has spent much of the day hole-punching pre-sliced cheese so as to resemble (oh shit I suddenly forgot the name of the cheese with the wholes in it!)um,that cheese with the holes in it!He is sitting in the kitchen,eating when Willy Tanner enters the room and says "oh,ALF...why are there little cheese dots all over the sofa?'to which Alf replies 'Well I hate to tell you this Willy but I think they're your children' HAHAHAHA Alf still cracks me up! I aint a fan of Gossbros but a fan of Alf I am,I yam!.Albeit a non participating,have lent my 9 videos of Alf to my nephew,never bought a single no not a ONE bit of merchandise (f)a-la toothbrush,stuffed alien,sticker,pill-box etc but did pull out ONE Alf pin-up from TV Week and still have it in my possession(-in a box on a roof in the garage!) Nayth...I think you remind me of him actually!He was so obnoxious! Seriously(sic),the humour in that show was really bent,I'm surprised it was ever as popular as it was! > >Tori content - could Tori be referring to ALF in "and >somewhere Alfie smiles"... or even flamin' Alf from >Home & Away?! > (steals Tori content) wonders > > >Mark > >You're not s'posed to put those things before your >name. >'tmakes it look like you're replying to your own >e-mail. > > >Nathan. sorry bout that but I have selfishly decided to continue with my personal tradition(and habit)of doing as I've done for many moons and before it ever caused such appearances on lists such as these anyway! >Mark(needing to sleep obviously) _________________________________________________________________ Protect your PC - get McAfee.com VirusScan Online http://clinic.mcafee.com/clinic/ibuy/campaign.asp?cid=3963 ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 2 Jan 2003 14:31:24 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] R.I.P. (Millie) [heheheh does anyone remember the Noiseworks song from 1991?] Marky Mark & the Funky Bunch "M.T. -Oz" wrote: > >From: Nathan "." > >To: oztori@smoe.org > >Subject: Re: [oztori] ripper '76 (lol seriously.. > this is a 'hits' > >compilation record my parents own! 'thas a pic of > a close-up of a chick's > >arse in a netball skirt with a tear on it.. and > "Ripper '76" written in > >the tear!! Tori content: she once recorded a song > circa 1983 called > >"Skirts On Fire"!) > >Date: Thu, 2 Jan 2003 05:16:26 -0800 (PST) > > Crikes I forgot to add non-stop-Blasts-from-the-past > to that earlier > spiel(non-glocken) > My folks had that one and guess WHAT!They also > funking had Ripsnorter which > came like a year or 3 later which was exactly the > same cover with a pig in > the ripped jeans! There is a comment to be made here about the lack of cleanliness of the pig - only for once I'm going to refrain myself from making it :) > I promise it's the truth!This is > NOT a joke!! > I will get it and I will post it to everyone on this > list to prove it's > true!Or maybe just Nathan! OK I'll give you my address off list ;) (oh c'mon.. you just want it for stalking purposes) > Alf has spent much of the day hole-punching > pre-sliced cheese so as to > resemble (oh shit I suddenly forgot the name of the > cheese with the wholes > in it!) Swiss? > I aint a fan of Gossbros *L* Denial is a powerful psychological tool ain't it? "A denial... a denial.. a deniiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaallll" (Tori, er Nirvana content) > but a fan of Alf I am,I > yam!. You're trying to make yourself look better by settling for the less of 2 evils. ...but with all the sci-fi freaks on the list (Lavs, Dan G, Andz, Fylan* [*thanks raych]... where r u?)... there's surely to be an Alf fan or 16 amongst us. My contribution is... I remember buying an Alf ice-cream thing on the way home from school in '89 (by that stage, Alf was well and truly 'out'... as in 'past his popularity peak')... and it was YUMMY! > Albeit a non > participating,have lent my 9 videos of Alf to my > nephew,never bought a > single no not a ONE bit of merchandise (f)a-la > toothbrush,stuffed > alien,sticker,pill-box etc but did pull out ONE Alf > pin-up from TV Week and > still have it in my possession ..but do you have the Alf "Stuck On Earth" single? lol I remember hearing it once in the lower end of the Top 40 here in '88. "well my name is Alf and I'm stuck on earth/and I can't get back to my place of birth". (*more Tori content, Alf's "Stuck On Earth" was released roughly the same time [though probably slightly before] the YKTR singles... and hence... omg a PUPPET freaking outsold Y Kant Tori Read?!??! lol) > Nayth...I think you remind me of him actually!He was > so obnoxious! Thanks.. I think. > Seriously(sic),the humour in that show was really > bent,I'm surprised it was > ever as popular as it was! 'Bent'? How Kylie-Mole an adjective of you to use! "it's so excellent.. it's rooly bent!" > >Mark(needing to sleep obviously) Now THAT could be construed as a Tori pun.. in her little improv ditty performed on US radio in Feb '96, "For Mark", no less, there is a line Tori sings: "he needs to sleep". Nathan. ===== "two girls, sixty-five, got a Clone tied up in the back-seat 'Honey we're recovering Raelians'." - - In the Clonetime of His Voodoo, Tori DNAmos. "God is trash - you can buy him by the gram" - - Singles Party, Shakespears Sister. ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: 3 Jan 2003 00:10:47 -0000 From: "Matty Vines" Subject: Re: [oztori] R.I.P. (Millie) [heheheh does anyone remember the Noiseworks song from 1991?] > ....but with all the sci-fi freaks on the list (Lavs, > Dan G, Andz, Fylan* [*thanks raych]... where r u?)... > there's surely to be an Alf fan or 16 amongst us. My > contribution is... I remember buying an Alf ice-cream > thing on the way home from school in '89 (by that > stage, Alf was well and truly 'out'... as in 'past his > popularity peak')... and it was YUMMY! ********Honestly, Sci fi geeks are sort of cute as long as they don't LOOK like Sci Fi geeks *nods knowingly*. So sweet. I never liked Alf but he was sorta before my time, me being born in 88 and all.. I remember seeing him on tv and going "But he's so ugly and he has a strange voice" and he had that whole big nose thing happening.. > 'Bent'? How Kylie-Mole an adjective of you to use! > "it's so excellent.. it's rooly bent!" ******Umm, i've heard people talk about Kylie Mole before.. So who the hell is she? > Now THAT could be construed as a Tori pun.. in her > little improv ditty performed on US radio in Feb '96, > "For Mark", no less, there is a line Tori sings: "he > needs to sleep". ************Aaaah! Everything's Tori! ..Her and her improvisations will take over the world.. hey, Nayth. Do you know how i have not been able to find a Kate Bush CD in Toowoomba, and now i'm in Townsville i still can't.. I came up here for shopping and apparently Bec says "Townsville isn't known for its shopping".. So i'm totally going to have a day in Brisbane when i get back.. Hmm i'd like some new shoes, yum.. OK. I'm melting now, it's like.. it feels like it's 40 degrees and really humid and awful *whines*. Cha Cha Cha. Mattxo ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 10:18:45 GMT From: Rebecca Appleton Subject: Re: [oztori] ripper '76 (lol seriously.. this is a 'hits' compilation record my parents own! 'thas a pic of a close-up of a chick's arse in a netball skirt with a tear on it.. and "Ripper '76" written in the tear!! Tori content: she once recorded a song On Thu, 2 Jan 2003 05:16:26 -0800 (PST), Nathan ". wrote: >>If I may say so(I may,I give myself permission)this >>mailing list is TRULY >>unique > >Yup... People are doing theses (and mmmm I just >discovered another 'minimal pair' contrast of words to >use in speech therapy with my next kid who isn't using >'th' correctly - 'theses' vs. 'faeces'... lurverly) on >on this list as we speak! Hah, you know Nina and I have both written assignments analysing this list, don't you? ~Becc :) - -- www.crappism.org ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 10:23:30 GMT From: Rebecca Appleton Subject: Re: [oztori]Ripsnorter!!...spose that could also be a Tori reference! On Fri, 03 Jan 2003 00:43:29 +1000, M.T. -Oz wrote: >Nayth...I think you remind me of him actually!He was so obnoxious! >Seriously(sic),the humour in that show was really bent,I'm surprised >it was >ever as popular as it was! Anyone who likes cats for breakfast has my approval! ;-) And Nayth had at some earlier point written: >>You're not s'posed to put those things before your >>name. >>'tmakes it look like you're replying to your own >>e-mail. Ya, 'tis true -- anyone with a good email program will see lines beginning with ">" in a different colour or something to separate it as quoted material, thus for me Matt's name appears in red along with anything else he's quoted, instead of blue like what he's just written. ~Becc :) - -- www.crappism.org ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 10:25:52 GMT From: Rebecca Appleton Subject: Re: [oztori]Ripsnorter!!...spose that could also be a Tori reference! On Fri, 3 Jan 2003 10:23:30 GMT, Rebecca Appleton wrote: >Ya, 'tis true -- anyone with a good email program will see lines >beginning with ">" in a different colour or something to separate it >as quoted material, thus for me Matt's name Whoops, and of course there I meant "Mark". ~Becc - -- www.crappism.org ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 2 Jan 2003 17:15:08 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] R.I.P. (Millie) [heheheh does anyone remember the Noiseworks song from 1991?] Matty Vines wrote: > ********Honestly, Sci fi geeks are sort of cute as > long as they don't LOOK like Sci Fi geeks *nods > knowingly*. So sweet. I never liked Alf but he was > sorta before my time, me being born in 88 and all.. Did your parents decide to 'procreate' to mark Austraaaaaaaaaaaya's bicentennary? (sp?) ala Tori's having her to mark JFK or something. > > 'Bent'? How Kylie-Mole an adjective of you to > use! > > "it's so excellent.. it's rooly bent!" > ******Umm, i've heard people talk about Kylie Mole > before.. So who the hell is she? *generation gap* Uh.. maybe ask your mother? > ************Aaaah! Everything's Tori! ..Her and her > improvisations will take over the world.. hey, > Nayth. Do you know how i have not been able to find > a Kate Bush CD in Toowoomba, and now i'm in > Townsville i still can't.. I came up here for > shopping and apparently Bec says "Townsville isn't > known for its shopping".. So i'm totally going to > have a day in Brisbane when i get back.. Hmm i'd > like some new shoes, yum.. ...just make sure they're not red ones (*you'll probably only get this 'joke' if you become more familiar with Ms Bush's back-catalogue). > OK. I'm melting now, it's like.. it feels like it's > 40 degrees and really humid and awful *whines*. *gives you an Alf ice-cream to beat the heat* Nathan. ===== "two girls, sixty-five, got a Clone tied up in the back-seat 'Honey we're recovering Raelians'." - - In the Clonetime of His Voodoo, Tori DNAmos. "God is trash - you can buy him by the gram" - - Singles Party, Shakespears Sister. ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 2 Jan 2003 17:17:40 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] ripper '76 (lol seriously.. this is a 'hits' compilation record my parents own! 'thas a pic of a close-up of a chick's arse in a netball skirt with a tear on it.. and "Ripper '76" written in the tear!! Tori content: she once recorded a song Rebecca Appleton wrote: > Hah, you know Nina and I have both written > assignments analysing this > list, don't you? I knew ONE person had (Nina I think - I remember reading it).. but YOU as well?!? hehehe. Well hey, at least being here gave you some 'inspiration' for assignment-writing. > Ya, 'tis true -- anyone with a good email program will > see lines beginning with ">" Are you suggesting that Yahoo is not a "good" email program?!?!??! *gets all patriotic and defensive... uh, until he sees your point* Nathan. ===== "two girls, sixty-five, got a Clone tied up in the back-seat 'Honey we're recovering Raelians'." - - In the Clonetime of His Voodoo, Tori DNAmos. "God is trash - you can buy him by the gram" - - Singles Party, Shakespears Sister. ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. 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