From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V2 #390 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Sunday, December 29 2002 Volume 02 : Number 390 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] shameless ad for Melbourne PJ tix ["Henry S." ] Re: [oztori] Find out how compatible you are with Tori... supposedly [An] [oztori] Re: Tori Compatibility ["Jennifer Teapot" ] [oztori] Dan G... ["Rachael" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 28 Dec 2002 00:29:05 -0800 From: "Henry S." Subject: [oztori] shameless ad for Melbourne PJ tix 2 x row X tickets for the first Melbourne show: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1307&item=1946919537&rd=1 I'm selling these on behalf of my sister, who has decided she'd now rather see PJ at home in Perth... Henry. self-made-man@shawcross.org "A self-made man may prefer a self-made name." - --Learned Hand - ------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up for ICQmail at http://www.icq.com/icqmail/signup.html ------------------------------ Date: 28 Dec 2002 00:44:31 -0800 From: "Henry S." Subject: [oztori] my compatibility with Tori & other so-called "celebs" physical 68% (I'm slightly too tall for her) emotional 90% (well, yeah, LE is still my favourite album) intellectual 58% (That figures, I'm *way* too smart for her... every interview I've read has left me shaking my head thinking "You'd be better off if you kept your gob shut, you dumb..." I'd insert a "j/k" here but I'm afraid I mean it--is it just me, or does anyone else get the impression that Tori is the fag hag from Hell?) TOTAL 72% ... My best matches (both male & female) were with people I'd never heard of, so I won't bother repeating them here... Of the ones I do actually know of (& would like to "know" in the biblical sense), I scored a sad 61% with Russell Crowe, a suspiciously-similar-to-Tori 72% with Ricky Martin, a very disappointingly low physical score with Bono... I'll stop there before all my wanking fantasies are ruined forever. Henry. self-made-man@shawcross.org "A self-made man may prefer a self-made name." - --Learned Hand - ------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up for ICQmail at http://www.icq.com/icqmail/signup.html ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Dec 2002 19:14:25 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm At 04:09 PM 27/12/2002 -0800, Nathan "." wrote: >Oh and is it just me, or does anyone think Tori would >do a really ace/funny version of the Crash Test >Dummies' "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"? LOL imagine her trying to >hit those LOW notes! Does anyone even remember that >song? Yes - Tori's version would be: "I said MMMmmm Mmmm yessss I said Mmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmmmm" :) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Dec 2002 19:15:54 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Find out how compatible you are with Tori... supposedly At 05:17 PM 27/12/2002 -0800, Nathan "." wrote: >http://celebmatch.com/birthdayform.php?categoryid=104&celebrity=Tori+Amos > >My results: > >Physical 57% >Emotional 11% >Intellectual 14% >Total 28% > > >lmao my supposed 'best' matches for male are: > >Your best matches >David Beckham 100% >Sisqo 99% >Apolo Anton Ohno 99% He's the guy that was favourite for that ice-skating medal at the Winter Olympics that that Australian guy one by simply not falling over! :) >David Blaine 99% >Jamie Bamber 98% > >Can't say I've heard of the last 3. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Dec 2002 12:10:59 +0000 From: "Jennifer Teapot" Subject: [oztori] Re: Tori Compatibility Physical: 85% emotional: 100% intellectual: 84% total: 90% ************************************************ Now Playing: Please Visit: http://datura.notsweet.net "Help, Marge! The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me!" Homer Simpson ************************************************ _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 limited-time offer: Join now and get 3 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=dept/dialup&xAPID=42&PS=47575&PI=7324&DI=7474&SU= http://www.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/getmsg&HL=1216hotmailtaglines_newmsn8ishere_3mf ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Dec 2002 13:28:20 +1000 From: "nina riddel" Subject: [oztori] mrs jesus >Which brings me to another topic: I thikn Scarlet's >Walk is actually a reference to the moonwalk... but >I'll save that for another e-mail. well i think "the gospel changes meaning if you follow john or paul" is a beatles reference, becasue the gospel is only the disciples, right? (thinks back to catholic primary school) and there's a matthew, a mark, a luke and a john, but no paul. _________________________________________________________________ STOP MORE SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 3 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail&xAPID=42&PS=47575&PI=7324&DI=7474&SU= http://www.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/getmsg&HL=1216hotmailtaglines_stopmorespam_3mf ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Dec 2002 18:49:37 +1100 From: "Rachael" Subject: [oztori] Dan G... email me asap, i need your email address and phone number that you'll be using in the UK. rachael xx ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V2 #390 ****************************