From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V2 #348 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Thursday, November 21 2002 Volume 02 : Number 348 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] what is with all these wierd subject lines about me? ["nina ridd] Re: [oztori] what is with all these wierd subject lines about me? ["Will ] Re: [oztori] ASF lyrics and OPP lyrics ["Daniel Nolan" ] Re: [oztori] I ain't gonna care less 'bout them honourable politicians (ot) [=?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= ] RE: BROS! (Re: [oztori] The english language is a beautiful thing) [Nat] Re: [oztori] Immediate first thoughts right now [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] what is with all these wierd subject lines about me? [=?is] Re: [oztori] what is with all these wierd subject lines about me? [Nath] RE: [oztori] ASF lyrics and preOPP lyrics ["AndrewR" ] [oztori] Whampum Prayer ["AndrewR" ] [oztori] Wampum Prayer rather (nt) ["AndrewR" ] Re: [oztori] Carbon tom toms [Nathan "®" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 21 Nov 2002 11:05:47 +1000 From: "nina riddel" Subject: [oztori] what is with all these wierd subject lines about me? >I've never heard Y Kant Tori Read :-( Anyone wanna burn it for >me????????? i would *love* to but i only have it on (fake) PICTURE DISK VINYL! mmm.... so sexy. i always think of the "moving in a circle" and "sword in my hand" lines from TTTS when i'm watching it go. Pirates. yeah. _________________________________________________________________ The new MSN 8: smart spam protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Nov 2002 12:17:02 +1100 From: "Will Johncock" Subject: Re: [oztori] what is with all these wierd subject lines about me? > i would *love* to but i only have it on (fake) PICTURE DISK VINYL! mmm.... > so sexy. i always think of the "moving in a circle" and "sword in my hand" > lines from TTTS when i'm watching it go. thanks so much nina, but it's cool, i've already had an offer to burn it from someone else...Y Kant Tori Read is out and about it seems! i've seen those picture disk vinyl (12") in utopia records here in sydney for like $100. will :) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Nov 2002 11:25:38 +1000 From: "Daniel Nolan" Subject: Re: [oztori] ASF lyrics and OPP lyrics From: "Julian P" > BTW, www.yessaid.com has accurate transcriptions of all the SW > songs, and OPP and Tombigbee. As I understand it, the SW lyrics > were transcribed by Daniel Nolan from the SW lyric booklet (is that > correct, Dan?), so are as official as we're ever likely to get. OPP is > guesswork, but I concur with what's there. *raises hand* yes, that's correct! I posted the lyrics to the forumz first and Ms Yessaid.com copied them onto her site. I dared not post them here, for fear of a "spoiler" blacklash. > One "official" lyric I *do* diagree with, though, is in Don't Make Me > Cum. Uh-oh... I can feel one of Nayth's seedy lyric re-interpretations coming... (no pun intended) > that's slipped into his hands > > but I *swear* she sings "slipped into his legs", which is a much funnier > (and more fitting!) lyric. Personally, I still hear it as "slipped into his eyes", but hey, it's all anatomy anyway. Dan. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 18:07:53 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] ASF lyrics and OPP lyrics Julian P'd his pants wrote: > Nayth does have a point here, When do I ever *not* have a point? > Andrew. We do have > official lyrics. At least those of us who aren't > Walkophobes do. ;-) Are you ever going to listen to > the CD? I mean, SLG wasn't her greatest masterpiece, > but it can't have scared you off that bad, could it? > [Sings: "got my SLG strewn on the back seat, honey > we're recovering Toriphiles".] *snigger* quoting AndrewR's mistaken OPP (yeah you know me) lyrics: > >Morning, to you > >You always had me chase > > > HELPED me chase ... it leads into the next line: > > > > >Demons away > >Do you know > >What I'm doing about you > > > DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DO WITHOUT YOU *grants Andrew R the provisional diagnosis of 'lyrical dyslexia'. Further assessment will be necessasry to confirm the diagnosis* > BTW, www.yessaid.com has accurate transcriptions of > all the SW songs, and OPP and Tombigbee. As I > understand it, the SW lyrics were transcribed by > Daniel Nolan from the SW lyric booklet (is that > correct, Dan?), so are as official as we're ever > likely to get. OPP is guesswork, but I concur with > what's there. > > One "official" lyric I *do* diagree with, though, is > in Don't Make Me Cum. The lyric sheet says: > > > > they called him the prince > Prince of Black Jacks > and of women > and of anything > that's slipped into his hands > > > > but I *swear* she sings "slipped into his legs", > which is a much funnier (and more fitting!) lyric. Yeah but Tori coulda meant "hands" still, b/c we know how much difficulty she has pronouncing things correctly half the time.. *rollz bloodshot eyes* PS: Does anyone know here if waaaaaaaaay shrunken pupils are an early warning sign of demonic possession? (I think I've heard that before... maybe when Marlena was possessed on Days of Our Lives?)... An hour or so I was looking "in the rearview" (Tori content, ASF lyric) and they seemed just like little tiny dots - way smaller than I have ever seen them looking before. Is there reason for concern? Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - Let the expert host your site http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Nov 2002 13:09:42 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] I ain't gonna care less 'bout them honourable politicians (ot) Rebecca Appleton wrote: > :-P~ What a great 'emoticon'! I take it that it is supposed to pictographically represented giving someone a 'raspberry'? I think I'm gonna use that one lots! Yes. J - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Hint Dropper - - Avoid getting hideous gifts this Christmas with Yahoo! Hint Dropper! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 18:28:01 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Q) What do Tori & Sam Fox in common? A) They both had big hair & had slutty-looking album covers in the 80's Mark "M.T. -Oz" wrote: > You like SamFox? Well I wouldn't publically (sp?) admit to it... > Well then ya gotta find that song!It's so fucking > BAAAAAAD!Going by the 2 > lines I remember(ie....the title)it is a SHOCKER but > I am giggling > remembering it still...right this second. > I'm sorry but I ain't no SF freak!No fucking way am > I THAT! That's what they all say... at first. Go on, I dare you: "My name is Mark and I... er... um... (gulp) like Samantha Fox". > I didn't CHASTISE!I remembered!FONDLY! > also,they weren't acquaintances,they were > PALS!BUDDIES!MATES!CHUMS! Eeek I hate all those 4 words above. I'm happy just to stick with "friend" (well if I had any, of course ;) > >OMG at this point I have ot ask.. 'just how old are > >you'? j/k > Thoity(but did ya HAVE ot ask tee hee) Oh well we're all rapidly heading there... of the Bros twins: > WHAT? > THEY CAME?!!!!? > ON-STAGE!!!!!!??? > i don't believe u! "So you can make me come on-stage - that doesn't make you Jesus". > >You left out Drop the Boy & Cat Amongst the > >Pigeons/Silent Night. > > Of course!Some of the best rooooh-wooooah's! were in > DTB! Heheheh. And what about the 11 second (yes, I actually timed it once) "Jesuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus" in Silent Night. > I DO remember > liking Too Much for about 6 weeks also! Mmmmmm I still know the words to it (thanks to my sister playing it all the time at "the Time" ;) Pun intended [that was the name of their second album for those who didn't pick it up]). > >Mmmmmm. I remember liking "A Beat for You" when it > >was about.. but alas I was aged 5 or something at > the > >time, so I think I can be forgiven. > A Beat For You...well now,THAT was the song that got OK, I've managed to bite my lip up until now... Mark.. will you *PLEASE* learn to LEAVE A BLANK LINE between the text you are quoting, and the beginning of your reply. Thanks ever so much. > me HOOKED! > Shame you weren't older Nayth Oh I am "very wise for my years" though ;) > cos you could have > seen the concert I went to > with 4 PALS at the ENT CENTRE! The Ear, Nose and Throat centre? ;) (spent too much time in uni). > (my first ever rock > concert there) Well Tori was mine so :P Somehow I think she beats Pseudo Echo.. though only just... ;) > How's THIS for a line-up! > The Cockroaches The Wiggles before they wiggled. They shoulda slotted the Teen Queens onto the bill and they coulda had the "In 10 years from now we'll be singing on your kid's favourite TV show" tour. > OK,FTR.....here's my FAVES now(in no order) > Tori > Kate Bush How stereotypical ;) > Waterboys I'm sorry, but that is just a really bad name for a group.. *snigger* > Jeff Buckley > Patti Smith > Radiohead > Maria McKee > Mick Hart > Cyndi Lauper So in a nutshell, you're not quite sure whether you want to be a depressed lesbian, an art-school wannabe, or an 80's nostaglist? > These guys are the ones I must have > ALL releases... Well Jeff Buckley's been dead 5 years, so you shouldn't have to worry much about obtaining all of his stuff (though they keep releasing new stuff.. file under 2pac for "more prolific once they're dead")... and Cyndi Lauper's career has been over for about 15 years, Kate Bush's next album is coming out when hell freezes over, and Mariah McKee was last heard on "Days of Thunder" soundtrack, so.. ;) > I also LOVE > The Pixies,Midnight Oil,Sinead,Tim Buckley,Nick > Drake,Van > Morrison,Gomez,Muse,Imperial Teen...unt more OK, you've said all the "cool" ones... Now what about the stuff you're ashamed to like? (ie, Sam Fox?) Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! 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(Re: [oztori] The english language is a beautiful thing) AndrewR wrote, quoting Mark (not Endacott) along the way: > > Thoity(but did ya HAVE ot ask tee hee) > > Are you the OLDEST here!?! Isn't Mark Endacott the > oldest (is he even > still around?) Jesus... I do recall he was getting rid of a LOT of his Tori collectible stuff around February this year (which we all dearly give him thank$ for)... And.. er, isn't that something ppl who are supposed to be planning their suicide do - ie, lose interest in stuff they once enjoyed.. and take care of 'unfinished business'. *gulp* So we do ask the question.. "is he indeed even still AROUND?" ;) (j/k of course). > Although Nathan is potentially a 63 year old woman? Just a knife and a few bad facelifts away from it. Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus  Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 18:46:34 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Immediate first thoughts right now AndrewR wrote: > Strange: Nice-but has a lazy SLG quality to it - > even though it's > infinitely better. Agreed. > Carbon: Ohhhh nice opening! Tori leave the drums - > you don't need them > on every fucking track. STRONGLY agreed. Although.. *orders you a pancake* for daring to insult Carbon!!!! > Crazy: nutty instrumentation - what is that muffled > synth noise? Play > the fucking Bose Tori!! VERY STRONGLY agreed. > ICSNY (got a bit of Kate Bush there - that song > about the nuclear weapon > from the best of) AMAZING! WOW! A new favourite? EXTREMELY STRONGLY agreed ;) And the Kate song is "Breathing".. and yeah I do see an uncanny resemblance... but Tori's is bettah! > Mrs. Jesus. OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! OLD TORI She's come > home! *swoon* Mix Yes bewwy good indeed. > it a lil differently - more strings lil less on the > vocals. Her voice is > a bit more gravelly now-a-days? That's what you get for dabbling with cocaine.. seriously. > GOLDDUST OPENING - CHOKE- BRILLIANT - CRY!! OMG > STRINGS!! > STRINGSSSSSSSSSSSS MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSS!! > > OMG THIS IS OLD TORI! *cry* LOVE IT!! *screams* > WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! She still has the > touch people! *cries* > THIS track takes the cake. Yes. > The album was GREAT! I *need* some cake! :-) I ordered you a (pan) cake ;) Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus  Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 18:47:24 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Nina, Nina... we're plotting your demise!!! I like Tori. Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus  Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 18:50:48 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] what is with all these wierd subject lines about me? Willi Vanilli Johncock wrote: > > i would *love* to but i only have it on (fake) > PICTURE DISK VINYL! > mmm.... > > so sexy. i always think of the "moving in a > circle" and "sword in my > hand" > > lines from TTTS when i'm watching it go. > > thanks so much nina, but it's cool, i've already had > an offer to burn it > from someone else... Well whilst we're on the topic of burning YKTR... Can somebody here who has a DECNT (ie, original CD quality... not a crappy CD bootleg which I already have that was recording from the fricking *LP*.. complete with incorrect catalogue no. ending in "-1") version of YKTR (yes, I'm a SQQ too) burn it for me too? *puppy dawg eyez* What do you get out of it? Oh just the satisfaction of being my burn-slave for all of about 20 mins or however long it takes you to burn the thing & choof off to the post office to send. Applicants apply to the usual address. Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus  Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 18:54:40 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] ASF lyrics and OPP lyrics Daniel Nolan wrote: > *raises hand* yes, that's correct! I posted the > lyrics to the forumz first *orders you a scratch n' sniff pancake for your efforts* > and Ms Yessaid.com copied them onto her site. I > dared not post them here, > for fear of a "spoiler" blacklash. WTF?! You're worried about a backlash *here*.. yet you posted them on the hideous De(me)nt(ed) forums?!?!!? > Uh-oh... I can feel one of Nayth's seedy lyric > re-interpretations coming... > (no pun intended) *snigger* (lol I typed 'sniffer' nearly) > Personally, I still hear it as "slipped into his > eyes", but hey, it's all > anatomy anyway. Well I still haven't really bothered to look at the lyrics other than just scanning them briefly.. and I thought right up until about 2 days ago that the chorus of Sweet Sangria went: "Born today, sweet sangria". :( I like those better than "balmy days"!!! Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus  Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Nov 2002 13:58:47 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] what is with all these wierd subject lines about me? Nathan . wrote: >Well whilst we're on the topic of burning YKTR... Can >somebody here who has a DECNT [sic] [sic] ;-) >(ie, original CD quality... not a crappy CD bootleg which I already >have that was recording from the fricking *LP*.. SOUND QUALITY QUEEN! SOUND QUALITY QUEEN! SOUND QUALITY QUEEN! SOUND QUALITY QUEEN! SOUND QUALITY QUEEN! SOUND QUALITY QUEEN! SOUND QUALITY QUEEN! SOUND QUALITY QUEEN! HA! ;-) Jules - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Hint Dropper - - Avoid getting hideous gifts this Christmas with Yahoo! Hint Dropper! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 19:05:39 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] what is with all these wierd subject lines about me? Julian P wrote: > Nathan . wrote: > > >Well whilst we're on the topic of burning YKTR... > Can > >somebody here who has a DECNT > > > > [sic] [sic] ;-) holding on to his picture... I actually of course meant "DECADENT" ;) > >(ie, original CD quality... not a crappy CD bootleg > which I already > >have that was recording from the fricking *LP*.. > > > > SOUND QUALITY QUEEN! > > SOUND QUALITY QUEEN! *etc* "Takes one to know one"! :P Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus  Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Nov 2002 13:18:30 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: RE: [oztori] ASF lyrics and preOPP lyrics > -----Original Message----- > From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org] On Behalf Of > Nathan . > > >Demons away > > >Do you know > > >What I'm doing about you > > > > > > DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DO WITHOUT YOU > > *grants Andrew R the provisional diagnosis of 'lyrical > dyslexia'. Further assessment will be necessasry to > confirm the diagnosis* > There's yah diagnosis: > Yeah but Tori coulda meant "hands" still, b/c we know > how much difficulty she has pronouncing things > correctly half the time.. *rollz bloodshot eyes* :) > > > PS: Does anyone know here if waaaaaaaaay shrunken > pupils are an early warning sign of demonic > possession? (I think I've heard that before... maybe > when Marlena was possessed on Days of Our Lives?)... > An hour or so I was looking "in the rearview" (Tori > content, ASF lyric) and they seemed just like little > tiny dots - way smaller than I have ever seen them > looking before. Is there reason for concern? > You've overdosed on some drug? Fess up now... which one? Lemon Sherbert? :) > > Nathan. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Nov 2002 13:34:05 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: RE: [oztori] Immediate first thoughts right now > -----Original Message----- > From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org] On Behalf Of > Nathan . > Sent: Thursday, 21 November 2002 12:47 PM > To: oztori@smoe.org > Subject: Re: [oztori] Immediate first thoughts right now > > AndrewR wrote: > > > Strange: Nice-but has a lazy SLG quality to it - > > even though it's > > infinitely better. > > Agreed. > > > > Carbon: Ohhhh nice opening! Tori leave the drums - > > you don't need them > > on every fucking track. > > STRONGLY agreed. Although.. *orders you a pancake* > for daring to insult Carbon!!!! > > I WASN'T insulting Carbon - that was a great track - it's just that those TOM-TOMs aren't CONTINUALLY needed - they work later in the song but early on is just overkill... It's probably Matt?'s fault mainly. It could be worse - he could be using a cow-bell more-often! :) > > The album was GREAT! I *need* some cake! :-) > > I ordered you a (pan) cake ;) Operation Peter Pan Cake? Or a Cyndi Pan cake? ;) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Nov 2002 13:36:44 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: RE: [oztori] what is with all these lines of cocaine around me? > Well whilst we're on the topic of burning YKTR... Can > somebody here who has a DECNT (ie, original CD > quality... not a crappy CD bootleg which I already > have that was recording from the fricking *LP*.. > complete with incorrect catalogue no. ending in "-1") > version of YKTR (yes, I'm a SQQ too) burn it for me > too? *puppy dawg eyez* > Nathan. Oooh I'd love one of them too... cause mine are just mp3's - while not bad - I wonder what the real-quality album sounds like? No rush. Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Nov 2002 14:01:12 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: [oztori] Carbon tom toms ARRRGH! It just started again. Those tom-toms fuck the start. That mysterious piano - by itself would be perfect - but it's as if Matt? Just HAD to hit the bloody things to as if to say "hey a drum's as good as a Bose!" They come in fine later with the rest of the song though. It's like Tori is insecure about her piano being by itself since Choirgirl. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Nov 2002 14:10:50 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: [oztori] Whampum Prayer I love it. Does anyone think it is a track that has potential to be expanded into a larger ornate string-filled song!?! (Doesn't have to necessarily be strings - just no tom-toms ;) ) Other songs of this sort - I reckon are Mr. Zebra (would be fantastic expanded) and Way Down. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Nov 2002 14:11:34 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: [oztori] Wampum Prayer rather (nt) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 20:41:01 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Carbon tom toms AndrewR wrote: > It's like Tori is insecure about her piano being by > itself since > Choirgirl. "no-one feeling insecure we were all gorge and confident solo bose players in our last lives"... Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus  Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V2 #348 ****************************