From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V2 #345 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Tuesday, November 19 2002 Volume 02 : Number 345 Today's Subjects: ----------------- RE: [oztori] nina was just looking for any old excuse to send me one of her spare Christina Aguilera is a Clown-Hoare T-shirts [] RE: [oztori] nina was just looking for any old excuse to send me a 'parsnip' [Nathan "®" ] [oztori] The english language is a beautiful thing ["Bindy ." ] RE: [oztori] chinese karaoke in a sweatshop! ["AndrewR" ] RE: [oztori] (looks at Nathan) ["AndrewR" ] Re: [oztori] Antzy [Shane Goh ] [oztori] On Topic: new mp3's [Nathan "®" ] [oztori] Memories from the rockery, eating flies, morons, science labs, abbatoirs, and botanophiles (a word I think I invented.. 'less it is a real one) [obviously OT] [] [oztori] I ain't gonna care less 'bout them honourable politicians (ot) [] Re: [oztori] I ain't gonna care less 'bout them honourable politicians (ot) [that little gnome Subject: RE: [oztori] nina was just looking for any old excuse to send me one of her spare Christina Aguilera is a Clown-Hoare T-shirts At 02:55 19/11/02, Bindy . wrote: >NORTI NORTI NORTI ROOZI! Another Girl's Paradise is gorgeous and one of >my faves on the album. It is by no means boring! Can you not hear that >angry girl prying out in the chorus? How can that be boring? Gotta agree with Bindy, especially since that song is really one of the only ones which stood out on my listen of the album this morning... Jas ***** this was a transmission from gnome Gnome Productions: http://gnome.amos.net threemilesHIGH: http://threemileshigh.mtrez.net "answer this call you've got to know we want you got to know we need you now" - - 'Trouble', Genevieve Maynard ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Nov 2002 20:29:18 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: RE: [oztori] nina was just looking for any old excuse to send me a 'parsnip' that little gnome (ha! nice way to get ouf of me calling you Jaz every time) wrote: > At 02:26 19/11/02, Nathan "." wrote: > >Still, not as appauling as people who are 'grown > ups' > >and say "aks" (pronounced "arks") for ask... OMG > don't > >get me started on those... > > Nothing's worse than 'anythinK', 'somethinK'. That > is so annoying!! YES! Although those two crack me up/make me smile for some reason. Let's make a list of them. So far we have: "arks" for ask anythink somethink More I add: * "vunrable" for vulnerable * "prostrate" for prostate * "Ostraya" - learn how to fucking pronounce the cunt'ry in which you live, I say! * "su'm" for something *tries to think* Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - Let the expert host your site http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Nov 2002 20:33:50 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Fwd: I am not a newbie... "Henry S." ("it seems in vogue to be a one letter surname-ophobe" ;) wrote: > I am the chair in DM's "Enjoy the Silence"! "Have a seat while I take to Dave Gahan". Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - Let the expert host your site http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 14:52:53 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: [oztori] The english language is a beautiful thing >YES! Although those two crack me up/make me smile for >some reason. Let's make a list of them. So far we >have: > >"arks" for ask >anythink >somethink > > >More I add: > >* "vunrable" for vulnerable >* "prostrate" for prostate >* "Ostraya" - learn how to fucking pronounce the > cunt'ry in which you live, I say! >* "su'm" for something *Sings* Old man river, he don't nuffin, he don't say nuffin, he always says NOTHING *grin* I'll be leaving now. ~Bindy *runs before she ends up sharing a room in the mental asylum with Andy* Go to: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ for Ramblings From The Moon Child _________________________________________________________________ Add photos to your e-mail with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/featuredemail ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 15:03:49 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: Re: [oztori] The english language is a beautiful thing >*Sings* >Old man river, he don't nuffin, he don't say nuffin, he always says NOTHING Shit I stuffed up the words. *Sings again* Old man river, he don't do nuffin, he don't say nuffin, he always says NOTHING. *grin* I'll be leaving again, now. ~Bindy *runs away before Nathan starts on her* Go to: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ for Ramblings From The Moon Child _________________________________________________________________ STOP MORE SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 00:05:47 -0500 From: "Nadyne Mielke" Subject: RE: [oztori] nina was just looking for any old excuse to send me a 'parsnip' Nathan "." said: >More I add: >* "vunrable" for vulnerable >* "prostrate" for prostate >* "Ostraya" - learn how to fucking pronounce the > cunt'ry in which you live, I say! >* "su'm" for something Can I add 'prolly' for 'probably'? That grates on my nerves like nothing else. And 'warsh' for 'wash' (used for anything with that syllable, including 'Warshington'). I think this one is mostly found in the American Midwest, but ICBW. /nm ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 16:27:01 +1100 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: Re: [oztori] nina was just looking for any old excuse to send me a 'parsnip' > *tries to think* Don't stress those poor little brain cells 2 much Nayth...you need them for Speech Path...:P > > Nathan. > > Dylan "There are 3 ways of doing things: The right way, the wrong way and the Max Powers way." "Isn't that the wrong way?" "Yes but its faster!" Simpsons quote. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Nov 2002 21:34:06 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] The english language is a beautiful thing Bindylicious wrote: > Shit I stuffed up the words. > *Sings again* > Old man river, he don't do nuffin, he don't say > nuffin, he always says > NOTHING. Are you sure it's not NOTHINK? ;) "I owe you nothink Bu-ro* Nothink at all I owe you nothink Nothink, nothink at all Nothink, nothink at all" (*Nayth is offering a bewwy thpecial prize to the person who can best explain WTF Matt Goss was trying to communicate with the 'bu-ro' (sp?) thing above) Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - Let the expert host your site http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Nov 2002 21:49:46 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] nina was just looking for any old excuse to order me a pancake As usual I don't have anything of substance to say, 'cept I just wanted to write an e-mail with this subject heading. Also whilst on the topic, I think "*orders X a pancake*" (where "X" = the name of a person, eg. *orders Bindy a pancake*) should be a new cool expression to use when wanting to tell somebody 'where to go'.. hehehe. Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - Let the expert host your site http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 15:53:54 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: RE: [oztori] exact audio copy After you've installed EAC, get a zipped LAME > executable from and unzip > it to the directory to which you installed EAC. Which one? The LAME file listed first or the .dll? I'm guessing here the first one - but I'm JUST double checking. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 15:58:56 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: RE: [oztori] chinese karaoke in a sweatshop! > -----Original Message----- > From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org] On Behalf Of > Nadyne Mielke > Personally, I despise Trillian, but I seem to be the > only one. Its footprint is bloody huge, and it eats > up resources like no-one's business OK what is a 'footprint' in computer terms!?! The amount of hdd space it takes up or the amount of active memory it takes up or what!?! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 16:02:43 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: [oztori] Ignore that LAME question. It's got 'executables' and .DLL's at each heading. *rolls eyes* An'rew ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 01:04:45 -0500 From: "Nadyne Mielke" Subject: RE: [oztori] chinese karaoke in a sweatshop! "AndrewR" said: > OK what is a 'footprint' in computer terms!?! The > amount of hdd space it takes up or the amount of > active memory it takes up or what!?! Both. /nm ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 16:06:11 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: RE: [oztori] Oh, just play the dental nurse already > -----Original Message----- > From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org] On Behalf Of > Nathan . > I would have listened to it less than 10 times easily. > Except for Precious Things live, Tori needs to ditch > the band. For good. > > Nathan. Well it's an improvement with Caton gone. He SO Ruined "Josephine". ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 16:08:31 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: RE: nice plank, king (RE: [oztori] my spankings) > -----Original Message----- > From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org] On Behalf Of > Nathan . > AndrewR wrote: her performance of "Time" on > > Letterman was one of her > > best TV performances EVER! I was spell-bound. > > Was that a deliberate Paula Abdul reference? ;) OMG! You've GOT ME! *Insert me dancing with a cartoon character* ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 16:15:23 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: RE: [oztori] Ok, this one reply is not a serious post. (looks at Nathan) > -----Original Message----- > From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org] On Behalf Of > Nathan . > Sent: Tuesday, 19 November 2002 1:10 PM > To: oztori@smoe.org > Subject: Re: [oztori] Ok, this is a serious post. > > AndrewR wrote: > > > FUCKING BASTARDS WHO DO THIS TO ANIMALS NEED TO BE > > BEATEN. > > Well think about that next time you devour a steak or > even step on an ant. Just because they don't have > floppy ears doesn't mean they suffer any less. [[Hey, I've eaten ants - they're not the nicest and even though it happened... 16 years ago (before Lil Dan was born) I can still conjur up the taste if I try! ;) )]] Yes, but the animals like that are grown specifically for the purpose of human consumption. These people just bought a dog and then decided to toss it. Many people complain about Animals for food or animals for research. These animals are in NO WAY mis-treated - and they are used for a purpose. They are BREAD for a purpose. The people who have them are under rigorous guidelines for the animals's well-being (even in killing them). But to ditch something cause they don't want it - wouldn't happen on a farm or in an abbatoir or in a lab. > > Or even a carrot next time you eat one. Do you think > they like being peeled? > What about people who use vegetables as sex toys!?! ;) I think the pumpkin is lucky there! ;) (I'm sure someone will post a web-site to prove me wrong) :) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 16:20:52 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: RE: [oztori] nina was just looking forward to any wild orgy > -----Original Message----- > From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org] On Behalf Of > riot poofter > Sent: Tuesday, 19 November 2002 1:41 PM > To: oztori@smoe.org > Subject: RE: [oztori] nina was just looking for any old wild boar > > > >all those Asterix and Obelisk comics that our French teacher use to > > >make us read > > Obelix. With an 'x'. Ahhh - well that's because I was pulled up about astrisk :) Je ne comprend pas! :) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 17:22:40 +1100 From: Shane Goh Subject: Re: [oztori] Ok, this one reply is not a serious post. (looks at Nathan) "AndrewR" wrote: > [[Hey, I've eaten ants - they're not the nicest and even though it > happened... 16 years ago (before Lil Dan was born) I can still conjur up > the taste if I try! ;) )]] Have you eaten those green ones in Queensland? They taste like tangy lollies. Forgot what they're called, Bush Tucker Man used them to make lemon cordial or something like that. I ate a few while on holidays there when I was little. :) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 16:25:59 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: RE: [oztori] nina was just looking for any old caboose > > Nothing's worse than 'anythinK', 'somethinK'. That > > is so annoying!! > "arks" for ask > anythink > somethink > > * "vunrable" for vulnerable > * "prostrate" for prostate > * "Ostraya" - learn how to fucking pronounce the > cunt'ry in which you live, I say! > * "su'm" for something > yous (grrrrrr) heightch ( for the letter h) "I done this" "I done that" > *tries to think* careful. > Nathan. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 16:26:18 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: RE: [oztori] Ok, this one reply is not a serious post. (looks at Nathan) Sorry I couldn't resist: Andy wrote: >These animals are in NO WAY mis-treated - and they are used for a >purpose. They are BREAD for a purpose. Yes BREAD has the purpose of being toast and sandwiches. You BRED BREAD and you would get baby invisible fibre! *grin* *Runs and hides again* ~Bindy Go to: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ for Ramblings From The Moon Child _________________________________________________________________ Add photos to your messages with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/featuredemail ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 16:27:57 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: RE: [oztori] The english lung is a beautiful thing > -----Original Message----- > From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org] On Behalf Of > Bindy . > *runs before she ends up sharing a room in the mental asylum with Andy* Here! Put on this tin-foil hat!! :) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 16:32:32 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: [oztori] Antzy > -----Original Message----- > From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org] On Behalf Of > Shane Goh > Sent: Tuesday, 19 November 2002 4:23 PM > Cc: oztori@smoe.org > Subject: Re: [oztori] Ok, this one reply is not a serious post. (looks at > Nathan) > > "AndrewR" wrote: > > > [[Hey, I've eaten ants - they're not the nicest and even though it > > happened... 16 years ago (before Lil Dan was born) I can still conjur up > > the taste if I try! ;) )]] > > Have you eaten those green ones in Queensland? They taste like > tangy lollies. Forgot what they're called, Bush Tucker Man used > them to make lemon cordial or something like that. > I ate a few while on holidays there when I was little. :) These were black garden ants that had covered a bisquit that I had forgotten and returned to 2 hours later that was on top of the fridge (or somewhere higher than me cause I was 7) So I just reached for it and put it in my mouth with out realising! Bleh! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 16:35:09 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: RE: [oztori] (looks at Nathan) > -----Original Message----- > From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org] On Behalf Of > Bindy . They are BREAD for a purpose. > > Yes BREAD has the purpose of being toast and sandwiches. > > You BRED BREAD and you would get baby invisible fibre! > > *grin* > arrrrrrgh! > *Runs and hides again* Come out come out where ever you are!! Heeehehehehehahahahahahahahahahaheahehaehaheaheaehaehaehaeaehahehaehehae h *cough* *cough* *splutter*! Oh - there you are! :) > ~Bindy > > Go to: > http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ > for Ramblings From The Moon Child > > _________________________________________________________________ > Add photos to your messages with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*. > http://join.msn.com/?page=features/featuredemail ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 17:36:45 +1100 From: Shane Goh Subject: Re: [oztori] Antzy I've never found the word "Bleh!" in a more fitting location. Bush Tucker Andrew wrote: > These were black garden ants that had covered a bisquit that I had > forgotten and returned to 2 hours later that was on top of the fridge > (or somewhere higher than me cause I was 7) So I just reached for it and > put it in my mouth with out realising! Bleh! ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Nov 2002 22:45:43 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] On Topic: new mp3's You can get mp3's of Tori doing Fleetwood Mac's "Songbird" and Ricki Lee Jones's "On Saturday Afternoons in 1963" on 16/11/02 @ http://www.hereinmyhead.com/sounds/index.html Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - Let the expert host your site http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Nov 2002 22:56:43 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Memories from the rockery, eating flies, morons, science labs, abbatoirs, and botanophiles (a word I think I invented.. 'less it is a real one) [obviously OT] AndrewR wrote: > [[Hey, I've eaten ants - they're not the nicest and > even though it > happened... 16 years ago (before Lil Dan was born) I > can still conjur up > the taste if I try! ;) )]] I remember being about 2 and eating dirt from our rockery. I also once bit off a fly's wing in Grade 2 (fly was buzzing around my mouth while I was talking and *oops* its wing got in the way... Needless to say I reacted by washing my mouth out with copious amounts of water.. Trigger onset mouth-washing OCD ;) > Yes, but the animals like that are grown > specifically for the purpose of > human consumption. > > These people just bought a dog and then decided to > toss it. Yeah those people are morons. > Many people complain about Animals for food or > animals for research. > These animals are in NO WAY mis-treated - and they > are used for a > purpose. They are BREAD for a purpose. The people > who have them are > under rigorous guidelines for the animals's > well-being (even in killing > them). We can tell you've been hanging around the science labs for too long ;) > But to ditch something cause they don't want it - "you say you don't want it, again and again But you don't, don't really mean it" (Tori content) > wouldn't happen on a > farm or in an abbatoir or in a lab. Abbatoir is kind of a sexual word, I think.. for some bizarre reason. I think it should have been included in the title for Boys for Pele, with the pig pic and all. "Abbatoirs for Pele"? (PS - Hey I just had a thought.. Could the "abbey" in Iona be an Abbatoir? Could "Abbey Road" be Abbatoir Road? The plot thickens) > > Or even a carrot next time you eat one. Do you > think > > they like being peeled? > > > What about people who use vegetables as sex toys!?! > ;) I think the > pumpkin is lucky there! ;) > > (I'm sure someone will post a web-site to prove me > wrong) :) ..or what about if someone was exclusively attracted to plants. "How's that thought for you" :) Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - Let the expert host your site http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Nov 2002 23:02:47 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] I ain't gonna care less 'bout them honourable politicians (ot) AndrewR wrote: > yous (grrrrrr) > heightch ( for the letter h) "Haitch" for aitch, you mean. I was going to include the above 2 actually! *warped minds think alike* > "I done this" "I done that" I see kids all the time who say "them" for 'that' and 'those' - eg. "I want them books", "them toys is my favourite" or something. OMG.. *bangs head on desk* What about: "I could care less" "I ain't gonna do nuffink" Not an 'incorrect' thing, but I also LOATHE in question time in parliament etc when they introduce everyone as "The Honourable...". OMG what a fucking JOKE. Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - Let the expert host your site http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 18:08:16 +1100 From: that little gnome Subject: Re: [oztori] I ain't gonna care less 'bout them honourable politicians (ot) At 06:02 19/11/02, Nathan "." wrote: >Not an 'incorrect' thing, but I also LOATHE in >question time in parliament etc when they introduce >everyone as "The Honourable...". OMG what a fucking >JOKE. are you kidding? screw getting a PhD to get the Dr title, just get into parliament to be "The Honourable..." why wouldn't you want THAT title? *grin* Jas ***** this was a transmission from gnome Gnome Productions: http://gnome.amos.net threemilesHIGH: http://threemileshigh.mtrez.net "you say come on girl don't do this now i say this is the only way i know now" - - 'Catalyst', Genevieve Maynard ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Nov 2002 23:19:26 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] I ain't gonna care less 'bout them honourable politicians (ot) The Hon. Jaz Jonceski wrote: > are you kidding? screw getting a PhD to get the Dr > title, just get into > parliament to be "The Honourable..." why wouldn't > you want THAT title? Mmmmmmm but I personally find it insulting that those idiots (cynical? moi?) are referred to as "honourable". Or "honorable" if any US ppl reading this prefer ;) Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - Let the expert host your site http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 18:23:32 +1100 From: that little gnome Subject: Re: [oztori] I ain't gonna care less 'bout them honourable politicians (ot) At 06:19 19/11/02, Nathan "." wrote: >Mmmmmmm but I personally find it insulting that those >idiots (cynical? moi?) are referred to as >"honourable". I'd rather it be them than you Nath. ) Jas ***** this was a transmission from gnome Gnome Productions: http://gnome.amos.net threemilesHIGH: http://threemileshigh.mtrez.net "you say come on girl don't do this now i say this is the only way i know now" - - 'Catalyst', Genevieve Maynard ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 19:06:29 +1100 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: Re: [oztori] Memories from the rockery, eating flies, morons, science labs, abbatoirs, and botanophiles (a word I think I invented.. 'less it is a real one) [obviously OT] Nasty pants Nayth muttered: > ..or what about if someone was exclusively attracted > to plants. > > "How's that thought for you" :) Hello, I'm a Plant!!!!!!!!!! I'm sure there's a few ppl out there who are attracted to me :) so nyah!!! Dylan NP: Madonna - DMC Megamix ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V2 #345 ****************************