From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V2 #308 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Thursday, October 24 2002 Volume 02 : Number 308 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] [OzTori] ASF clip [Shane Goh ] Re: [oztori] What is life? [Shane Goh ] [oztori] SW / Aimee Mann ["bellsforher@froggy.com.au" ] Re: [oztori] bubblegum [Shane Goh ] Re: [oztori] bubblegum [=?iso-8859-1?q?Audrie=20Tiong?= ] Re: [oztori] oztori hello [Nathan "®" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 24 Oct 2002 09:41:19 +1000 From: Shane Goh Subject: Re: [oztori] [OzTori] ASF clip "riot poofter" wrote: > >;-) Hee hee!! Actually, yes, I saw it too. And with me, it sure as > >hell had nothing to do with wishful thinking. They can't seriously > >have let that get through unless they were actually WANTING it to > >look like erect penises, either, so... well, yes, they've got a lot > >of explainin' to do about that clip, I think! > > i agree too. i also think that the first time u see something growing it > looks like a beating heart... anyone agree?? I may have agreed. Unfortunately, I read the comments on this mailing list before I saw the video clip. So my innocent mind got corrupted long before any images of beating hearts could make their way into my thinking. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 24 Oct 2002 09:46:24 +1000 From: Shane Goh Subject: Re: [oztori] What is life? Rebecca Appleton wrote: > On Wed, 23 Oct 2002 19:11:00 -0400, bellsforher@froggy.com.au wrote: > >I serve fries and a whole heap of other crap out of a bain marie to > >old > >people at Mosman Returned Serviceman's Club (part-time).... does > >that count? > > That doesn't sound half as degrading as "real" fast food. Go away > and get a job at McDonald's, THEN come back and talk to us. ;-) It seems you have failed to attain hero status. ;P - -Shane. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Oct 2002 23:01:42 -0400 From: "bellsforher@froggy.com.au" Subject: [oztori] SW / Aimee Mann Went into the local Gold Records at lunch to see if they had any idea if they were getting SW in on the weekend - follows is the conversation: Me: "Can you let me know when you're getting the new Tori Amos album in please?" Man: "There is no new Tori Amos album." Me: *cough spit splutter* "Excuse me?! There SO is." Man: "Oh, give me a second... yes it looks like you're right..." JEEEZUZ!!! Oh, and thanks to those who mentioned Aimee Mann's new album - for some weird reason it jumped off the rack and into my hands - despite never having heard any of her stuff. I am now playing it. Pretty digipak thingy! - -------------------------------------------------------------------- mail2web - Check your email from the web at http://mail2web.com/ . ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 24 Oct 2002 13:07:10 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: [oztori] OzMcDonald's Rebecca Appleton wrote: >That doesn't sound half as degrading as "real" fast food. Go away >and get a job at McDonald's, THEN come back and talk to us. ;-) Since you're holding yourself out as a McDonald's expert and everything, answer me this: Why do they call hamburgers "sandwiches" at McDonald's and BK in the UK? I mean, a "Big Mac sandwich", what's up with that?? Oh yeah, and back in 1999, I had a doughnut from McDonald's in the UK that had a use-by date of 2200. Scary. Just scary. (And I can't believe I ate it ... it's probably still in my stomach perfectly undigested.) Blech. Jules who will stick to Oporto for his fast food fix from now on thank you very much - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Careers- 1,000's of jobs waiting online for you! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Oct 2002 20:22:34 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] availability of scarlett's [one 't' damnit!!] walk and lost in space OK firstly I'm writing this from the psychologist I "work" with's computer, so I don't know if Oztori accepts html e-mails, but heeeeeere goes: Julian P wrote: Nathan . wrote: >Humph. I am sensing "Dennis". Nope. Nayth says: "what about Dingbat"? ;) >NQR - Not quite right ;) >Quentin? Quinc(e)y? Quimby? I used to tell ppl in high school my middle name was Quentin. Though for some reason they always seemed to mis-pronounec it as "Quinton". LOL - hence my inspiration to become a speech path. But Q ain't rillay my middle initial.. If you want to find out (and I'm sure you're dying to), you need to brush up on your stalk-snoop skills bebbie. Nayth. - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Careers- 1,000's of jobs waiting online for you! "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Y! Web Hosting - Let the expert host your web site ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 24 Oct 2002 13:36:45 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Nathan's (long) Walk (off a short pier) Nathan . wrote: >But Q ain't rillay my middle initial.. If you want to find out (and I'm sure you're dying >to), you need to brush up on your stalk-snoop skills bebbie. It's amusing that you think I care. Oh, and [sings] "don't call me bebbie". :-) Mr P - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Careers- 1,000's of jobs waiting online for you! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 24 Oct 2002 06:54:15 +0100 (BST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Audrie=20Tiong?= Subject: Re: [oztori] bubblegum lol that's not half as bad as my best friend actually going to their concert! she asked me to go with her but i couldn't quit laughing so she kinda figured i didn't wanna go! =P audrie --- rchrisp@btopenworld.com wrote: > > Does anyone here remember New Kids on the > > Block gum? LMFAO. And no, I did not > > purchase any (NKOTB were NOT my thing... > > honest). > > YES!!! i had all of them,...they came in little cassette boxes... i used to > buy them after school from the milkbar...! > > im sooooooooo sadddd > > love rachael > xxxx Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 24 Oct 2002 16:01:44 +1000 From: "Will Johncock" Subject: [oztori] oztori hello hey, my names will! i already registered but it was under a hotmail address and hey if i register with this address it means i can actually post on the list and read the messages whilst i'm at work. so here i am : ) is anyone here into sleater-kinney apart from dan by the way? their shows are going to be totally cool! been waiting years to see em down here so that will be all good! i'm going to go to the sydney and melbourne shows. by the way work is very boring... as per usual... and new tori on the same day as new nirvana huh! though the new nirvana will be lame, $30 for one song, whose going to pay that? haha i love how they try to make out as though the 15 "classic" songs will be remastered or something...bah yeh right! will ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 24 Oct 2002 16:05:30 +1000 From: Shane Goh Subject: Re: [oztori] bubblegum Audrie Tiong wrote: > lol that's not half as bad as my best friend actually going to their concert! > she asked me to go with her but i couldn't quit laughing so she kinda figured i > didn't wanna go! =P > > audrie How very cruel of you :) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 24 Oct 2002 07:17:41 +0100 (BST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Audrie=20Tiong?= Subject: Re: [oztori] bubblegum heehee yesh it was. but she knows i love her to bits... despite her questionable music choices... --- Shane Goh wrote: > Audrie Tiong wrote: > > > lol that's not half as bad as my best friend actually going to their > concert! > > she asked me to go with her but i couldn't quit laughing so she kinda > figured i > > didn't wanna go! =P > > > > audrie > > How very cruel of you :) Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 24 Oct 2002 16:36:45 +1000 From: Shane Goh Subject: [oztori] Totally off topic Totally off topic, but this job ad is soooo coool. This person really sounds sick and tired of having the wrong person send in their resume. http://it.seek.com.au/users/viewdetails.asp?Action=jobsearch&JobListAction=ViewOneAd&JobSearch=true&AdID=2284826 Bit of an excerpt: " Countless hundreds of you have applied to this very same job but, unfortunately, none of you were any good. That isn't your fault. That's not our fault. You just weren't right for the job. Oh, how we wish you were! But you weren't. We know how it feels, that rush you get when you find a job that you think is absolutely perfect for you, only to receive some kind of crushing rejection because a clean-skinned, freshly-manicured, suit-wearing, shoe-polishing, paper-shuffling HR person has decided you're just no good. We know you resent us. What we need, dear God, is someone with plenty of Helpdesk experience. You'll be working for a big transport company, working with the team to help clueless users figure out what it means to "point and click", that there is no "Any" key, that you don't need to smack the side of the monitor when you've finished typing a line because the monitor is not the carriage return on a typewriter. An MCSE or MCP qualification would be great. And we're sorry, graduates, but if you apply we won't be looking at you. We'd like to, but we just won't. It's not that we're better than you, it's just that the client won't hire you. Ever. Not until you have commercial experience. And I know you can't get commercial experience if nobody ever hires you but, pray forgive us, there's nothing we can do about it. We have feelings too. " - -Shane. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Oct 2002 23:56:16 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] oztori hello Will Johncock wrote: > hey, my names will! > > i already registered but it was under a hotmail > address and hey if i > register with this address it means i can actually > post on the list and > read the messages whilst i'm at work. Yes, we remember you! Well who could forget a surname like THAT?! And yay for the benefits of being able to send pointless oztori e-mail during your "work" hours. > by the way work is very boring... > > as per usual... What is it you "do"? If it's serving fries, you are our oztori idol. > and new tori on the same day as new nirvana huh! > though the new nirvana > will be lame, $30 for one song, whose going to pay > that? haha i love how > they try to make out as though the 15 "classic" > songs will be remastered or > something...bah yeh right! Courtney's a greedy bitch. PS Julian - whilst we're on the topic of bastardisation of Madison Avenus songs, "who the hell are you"! :P PPS - I've got a slight headache.. Be very afraid! Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Y! Web Hosting - Let the expert host your web site http://webhosting.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V2 #308 ****************************