From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V2 #300 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Thursday, October 17 2002 Volume 02 : Number 300 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] finally, a replacement for all those fucking fairy books [=?iso-] [oztori] This is scary shit... [Kate Findlay ] RE: [oztori] This is scary shit... ["AndrewR" ] RE: [oztori] finally, a replacement for all those fucking fairy books ["A] Re: [oztori] [OzTori] A Sorta Porno video [=?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= ] [oztori] [OzTori] ASF clip ["li" ] Re: [oztori] [OzTori] ASF clip [=?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= ] RE: [oztori] [OzTori] ASF clip [=?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= ] RE: [oztori] [LiWeKnowThisIsOzToriAlready-YouDon'tNeedToWriteItInTheseBraces -SinceItPutsItThereAutomaticallyAnywayDuh] ASF clip [] Re: [oztori] OT: Imogen Heap [Kate Findlay ] Re: [oztori] This is scary shit... [Kate Findlay ] [oztori] Tori tv [rchrisp@btopenworld.com] [oztori] Re: Big Picture [rchrisp@btopenworld.com] Re: [oztori] Re: Big Picture [Zac Ariel ] Re: [oztori] OT: Imogen Heap [=?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= ] Re: [oztori] OT: Imogen Heap [=?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= ] Re: [oztori] [OzTori] ASF clip [Rebecca Appleton ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 08:10:17 +0100 (BST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= Subject: [oztori] finally, a replacement for all those fucking fairy books from the dent: > 26. Amos's one addiction: Hello Kitty stickers. > > "Natashya covers for me on this one. I can't buy > them when I'm > traveling alone." i can just see her being showered with hello kitty merchandise from all the rabid fans, especially in the US. xoxo dan ===== I want a table - no, just for one. But I know you do! I can see some from here! Okay, then say for two...no, there's only one. Don't you want my business? I will never come back here! http://www.livejournal.com/~scarydan Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 17:22:24 +1000 From: Kate Findlay Subject: [oztori] This is scary shit... imagine this happening in your local neighbourhood... 23. While recording Scarlet's Walk, Amos visited all states. The worst moment? The KKK barbecue. "I was coming into northwest Florida from Georgia, and there were Ku Klux Klansmen on the streets inviting people to a barbecue in broad daylight. That was pretty chilling." Kate (i just met Kelly Osbourne - how cheesy! I love it!) - --- "Life is entirely too short to be nasty" - Amber Benson http://www.livejournal.com/users/akte/ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 17:29:21 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: RE: [oztori] This is scary shit... > -----Original Message----- > From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org] On Behalf Of > Kate Findlay > Sent: Wednesday, 16 October 2002 5:22 PM > To: oztori@smoe.org > Subject: [oztori] This is scary shit... > > imagine this happening in your local neighbourhood... > > > 23. While recording Scarlet's Walk, Amos visited all states. The > worst moment? The KKK barbecue. > > "I was coming into northwest Florida from Georgia, and there were Ku > Klux Klansmen on the streets inviting people to a barbecue in broad > daylight. That was pretty chilling." > > Kate (i just met Kelly Osbourne - how cheesy! I love it!) LOL! What was she like? I just read where she called Natalie Imbruglia a cunt, three times! :o) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 17:30:36 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: RE: [oztori] finally, a replacement for all those fucking fairy books > -----Original Message----- > From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org] On Behalf Of > Daniel > Sent: Wednesday, 16 October 2002 5:10 PM > To: oztori@smoe.org > Subject: [oztori] finally, a replacement for all those fucking fairy books > > from the dent: > > > 26. Amos's one addiction: Hello Kitty stickers. > > > > "Natashya covers for me on this one. I can't buy > > them when I'm > > traveling alone." > > i can just see her being showered with hello kitty > merchandise from all the rabid fans, especially in the > US. I love that Episode of the Simpsons "30 Minutes Over Tokyo" - when they go to Japan... and they show the Hello Kitty Factory... basically they were flattening kittens ;o) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 17:42:10 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] [OzTori] A Sorta Porno video li wrote: >and if you go to that page you can also see >a bit of the A Sorta Fairytale music video that I don't think was in the >other clip. The whole ASF video is downloadable (is that a word?) at hereinmyhead.com. Warning: it is WEIRD. And the last few seconds ... um, it's supposed to be one thing, but it SURE looks like something else! Yikes. Jules - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Messenger for SMS- Always be connected to your Messenger Friends ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 17:47:30 GMT From: Rebecca Appleton Subject: Re: [oztori] [OzTori] MTV Viewer's Pick A Sorta Fairytale Clip On Wed, 16 Oct 2002 14:26:28 +0930, li wrote: >Sorry to those who've already seen it, but you can vote for Tori's >vid on >www.mtv.com/music/viewers_pick - and if you go to that page you can >also see >a bit of the A Sorta Fairytale music video that I don't think was in >the >other clip. Okay, so like, that guy's actually sorta cute for a guy (cough).... but what are his and Tori's heads doing on the end of LIMBS for what is beginning to seem to be the entirety of this video?? AND all they do is kiss and look coyly at each other, and shift from horizontal positions to vertical ones. Getting disturbed...! *votes for it anyway* (sighhhh....) ~Becc - -- www.crappism.org ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 00:56:41 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] finally, a replacement for all those fucking fairy books Daniel wrote: > from the dent: > > > 26. Amos's one addiction: Hello Kitty stickers. > > > > "Natashya covers for me on this one. I can't buy > > them when I'm > > traveling alone." > > i can just see her being showered with hello kitty > merchandise from all the rabid fans, especially in > the > US. Am I the only person evil enough to have just thought of the wonderful idea of making Natashya a "Hello Kitty" cake for her 3rd b'day (Sept 5 next year), with the caption "Eat my pussy!" written on it?! ;) Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Faith Hill - Exclusive Performances, Videos & More http://faith.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 01:01:28 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] [OzTori] MTV Viewer's Pick A Sorta Fairytale Clip Rebecca Appleton wrote: > Okay, so like, that guy's actually sorta cute for a > guy (cough).... > but what are his and Tori's heads doing on the end > of LIMBS for what > is beginning to seem to be the entirety of this > video?? Tori is trying to appeal to a nice market of amputee fetishists. LOL - such ppl are probably more *normal* than her current fanbase. Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Faith Hill - Exclusive Performances, Videos & More http://faith.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 18:02:38 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] finally, a replacement for all those fucking fairy books Nathan . wrote: >Am I the only person evil enough to have just thought >of the wonderful idea of making Natashya a "Hello >Kitty" cake for her 3rd b'day (Sept 5 next year), with >the caption "Eat my pussy!" written on it?! ;) Yes. Jules - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Careers- 1,000's of jobs waiting online for you! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 19:08:28 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: RE: [oztori] This is scary shit... > -----Original Message----- > From: li [mailto:brites@zip.com.au] > Sent: Wednesday, 16 October 2002 7:07 PM > To: AndrewR > Subject: RE: [oztori] This is scary shit... > > where did she say that?? At the ARIAS. And a I think before. It's at Ninemsn.com and was in today's Courier Mail. > > Kate (i just met Kelly Osbourne - how cheesy! I love it!) > > LOL! What was she like? I just read where she called Natalie Imbruglia a > cunt, three times! :o) > > --- > Incoming mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.401 / Virus Database: 226 - Release Date: 10/9/2002 > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.401 / Virus Database: 226 - Release Date: 10/9/2002 ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 21:11:58 +0930 From: "li" Subject: [oztori] [OzTori] ASF clip Did anyone else think that they were growing erect penises at the end???? Out of their limbs?? Tell me I'm not the only one! - --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.401 / Virus Database: 226 - Release Date: 10/9/2002 ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 21:25:44 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] [OzTori] ASF clip li wrote: >Did anyone else think that they were growing erect penises at the end???? >Out of their limbs?? Tell me I'm not the only one! Yes, that's exactly what I thought. I refer you to my email "A Sorta Porno Video". Jules - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Careers- 1,000's of jobs waiting online for you! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 21:42:24 +0930 From: "li" Subject: RE: [oztori] [OzTori] ASF clip Jules referred to me to his porno email. I reply: Very strange that I don't recall anyone mentioning penises. Scary, even. But I'm glad you did, Jules. [mention penises]. - --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.401 / Virus Database: 226 - Release Date: 10/9/2002 ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 21:51:53 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: RE: [oztori] [OzTori] ASF clip li <brites@zip.com.au> wrote: >Very strange that I don't recall anyone mentioning penises. Scary, even. >But I'm glad you did, Jules. [mention penises]. Well I did try to skate around the whole issue (both because I wanted to keep my email spoiler free, and because I couldn't quite find the best way to say "the Tori-leg and the Other-guy-arm grow big thingies!!"). In future, I shall be more direct in my penile references. Um, okay, that didn't quite come out right .. Jules [goes red with embarrassment] - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Careers- 1,000's of jobs waiting online for you! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 05:08:25 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] [LiWeKnowThisIsOzToriAlready-YouDon'tNeedToWriteItInTheseBraces -SinceItPutsItThereAutomaticallyAnywayDuh] ASF clip Julian P wrote: > I shall be more direct in my penile > references. > Um, okay, that didn't quite come out right .. > Jules > [goes red with embarrassment] Your surname is really 'Penis', isn't it? Hence the big 'hush' and resorting to just using 'P'. Although, in actuality.. it really should be 'Denis' - only your parents were drunk when they filled out your birth certificate, and they accidentally did the line on the D lower than it should have been - hence it got mistaken for a P. Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Faith Hill - Exclusive Performances, Videos & More http://faith.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 22:11:56 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: RE: [oztori] OzPenis I said: "Um, okay, that didn't quite come out right .." li said: "Nor did that! :P" Actually, the double entendre was deliberate (and actually quite gratuitous in its draft version!). So :-P right back at you! :-) J Tori content: "I don't know if you even know what you think you just said" - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Careers- 1,000's of jobs waiting online for you! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 22:16:08 +0930 From: "li" Subject: RE: [oztori] [LiWeKnowThisIsOzToriAlready-YouDon'tNeedToWriteItInTheseBraces -SinceItPutsItThereAutomaticallyAnywayDuh] ASF clip Well it doesn't put it in automatically for me, so suck on it! - --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.401 / Virus Database: 226 - Release Date: 10/9/2002 ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 22:25:43 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: [oztori] OzShutUpNathan Nathan . wrote: >Your surname is really 'Penis', isn't it? Hence the >big 'hush' and resorting to just using 'P'. Yes, my name is Penis. Julian Penis. You can imagine the taunting I got at school. Speaking of unfortunate names at school, I'm reminded of an actual student at my school: his name was Sum Yun Gai. Now, Sum Yun Gai was a lovely person, I'm sure, but he was also both a truant and a trouble maker. And for this reason he was always getting into trouble at roll call. Our Form Master would spend a considerable amount of time every morning roll call berating Mr Gai (often in his absence) about something or another. Now, I remember one morning our Form Master got really pissed off at Mr Gai and demanded "I want Sum Yun Gai in my office right after roll call!". Do you think I could stop myself from laughing? Another true fact: I did cop a little bit of teasing for my family name in HS, although prolly not what you think. >Although, in actuality.. it really should be 'Denis' - >only your parents were drunk when they filled out your >birth certificate, and they accidentally did the line >on the D lower than it should have been - hence it got >mistaken for a P. Another true story: My Dad's name is Lewis. Only my grandfather, who was part French, insisted it be spelt the proper Fench way: Louis. But, apart from being French, he was also a bad speller. So, on his birth certificate, my dad is Louise. :-) JP - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Careers- 1,000's of jobs waiting online for you! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 22:27:49 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: RE: [oztori] [LiWeKnowThisIsOzToriAlready-YouDon'tNeedToWriteItInTheseBraces -SinceItPutsItThereAutomaticallyAnywayDuh] ASF clip Lol, I went to my inbox, and there was this email and my one titled 'ozPenis'. Now for some reason I thought that *this* email was titled 'ozPenis' when I read it ... li <brites@zip.com.au> wrote: >Well it doesn't put it in automatically for me, so suck on it! - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Careers- 1,000's of jobs waiting online for you! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 23:10:28 +1000 From: "Merman" Subject: [oztori] OT: Imogen Heap Ello All! Not sure how many of you like Imogen Heap... but for those who do, here goes. As far as I was aware, she dissapeared from the face of the earth. Not so, I've discovered. I was trawling the net, and found out that Immie actually teamed up with the producer guy from 'Getting Scared' and formed a duo called 'Frou Frou'. Frou Frou released their debut album this June, called 'Details'. Its kinda... I dunno, mellow dance type music, kinda chillish? But it's still definately Immie, so... if youre a fan, go get! Merms. http://www.grvy.net/~enigma ICQ# 2674140 ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 21:01:21 +0800 From: "ennui" Subject: RE: [oztori] [LiWeKnowThisIsOzToriAlready-YouDon'tNeedToWriteItInTheseBraces -SinceItPutsItThereAutomaticallyAnywayDuh] ASF clip > Lol, I went to my inbox, and there was this email and my one titled 'ozPenis'. Now for some reason I thought that *this* >email was titled 'ozPenis' when I read it ... > li <brites@zip.com.au> wrote: >>Well it doesn't put it in automatically for me, so suck on it! is this penis talkback radio?? god you people - get a grip! ennui [ heheheheheehee ] _ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 23:11:11 +1000 From: Kate Findlay Subject: Re: [oztori] OT: Imogen Heap I fully agree with Dan - go get "Details" It is a VERY cool album!!! that is all. Kate - --- "Life is entirely too short to be nasty" - Amber Benson http://www.livejournal.com/users/akte/ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 23:14:50 +1000 From: Kate Findlay Subject: Re: [oztori] This is scary shit... > LOL! What was she like? I just read where she called Natalie Imbruglia a > cunt, three times! :o) She was cool! Polite (with the cutest accent! I totally love her accent!) and stuff :) And she did a TOTALLY *me* thing to do! She was given a mic and told to look into the camera and say something so she said "Hi i'm Kelly Osbourne" giggled a bit then said "This is so cheesy" which is EXACTLY the sort of thing i do when told to say something :) but she was very cool! I totally wanted to congratulate her on the Natalie Imbruglia cunt thing - but didn't. I thought it was hilarious!! Kate - --- "Life is entirely too short to be nasty" - Amber Benson http://www.livejournal.com/users/akte/ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 06:24:53 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: RE: [oztori] OzPenis Julian P wrote: > Tori content: "I don't know if you even know what > you think you just said" Should not that be "I don't THINK you even know what you think you just said". I suppose you will claim that was deliberate also... *rolls bloodshot eyes* Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Faith Hill - Exclusive Performances, Videos & More http://faith.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 15:27:54 +0100 (BST) From: rchrisp@btopenworld.com Subject: [oztori] Tori tv just had a quick scroll through the dent, and it looks like Toz will be on Graham Norton here next week. ill be taping it, so will let you know what happens. cant believe i missed her on GMTV yesterday, Pauls mum always watches that! thats also filmed here, in Manchester....hey, that means she's currently in the country then, doesnt it...?! (duh, rachael) still havent found out how much manchester tickets are, according to my contact at the veune, things havent even been finalised yet, so maybe they wont even be on sale on friday..? if anyone besides kate and dan g want manchester tickets, please email me asap so i can get things sorted out. lvoe rachaelllllllll xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 17:06:33 +0100 (BST) From: rchrisp@btopenworld.com Subject: [oztori] Re: Big Picture >> Yes, they are giving away copies of SW on >> the nite.will prolly work like last year >> when the DJ asked Tori questions (ie he >> played a clip of Big Picture and asked >> what Tori album it was from and the year > But YKTR is *NOT* a "Tori" album! It's a Y > Kant Tori Read one. That DJ should be shot. but no, because Dylan sooo fancied him!!!! ;) Dyl, you'll have to let me know if its the same dj this time. he wasnt that bad actually, we had lots of fun hehe love rachael xxxx ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 17 Oct 2002 02:22:21 +1000 From: Zac Ariel Subject: Re: [oztori] Re: Big Picture Thursday, October 17, 2002, 2:06:33 AM, rachael wrote: >> But YKTR is *NOT* a "Tori" album! It's a Y >> Kant Tori Read one. That DJ should be shot. rbc> but no, because Dylan sooo fancied him!!!! ;) unless i'm entirely mistaken, dylan fancies pretty much anything that's both (a) male and (b) vaguely human.. :) zac - ---- zac ariel; web addict and dsl junkie m: 0414 229 299 e: zac@internode.on.net w: http://www.level21.net/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 17 Oct 2002 06:59:34 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] OT: Imogen Heap Merman wrote: >Not sure how many of you like Imogen Heap... Um, not really, but "Rake It In" is one cool song. "My Sweet Little Religion" doesn't suck either. >I was trawling the net, and found out that Immie actually teamed up with the >producer guy from 'Getting Scared' and formed a duo called 'Frou Frou'. "Frou Frou"??? Oh dear God! Jules - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Careers- 1,000's of jobs waiting online for you! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 17 Oct 2002 07:34:18 +0930 From: "li" Subject: RE: [oztori] This is scary shit... Kate said: I totally wanted to congratulate her on the Natalie Imbruglia cunt thing - but didn't. I thought it was hilarious!! What exactly did Kelly O say to Natalie I? Why did she call her a cunt? Why is she a cunt? I want the gossip and I can't find it anywhere. - --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.401 / Virus Database: 226 - Release Date: 10/9/2002 ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 22:56:00 +0100 (BST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= Subject: Re: [oztori] OT: Imogen Heap > Um, not really, but "Rake It In" is one cool song. > "My Sweet Little Religion" doesn't suck either. I love the whole screaming bit it "Rake It In"...mmm... :) > "Frou Frou"??? Oh dear God! The Cocteau Twins have a song called "Frou Frou Foxes In Midsummer Fires". Tori Relevance? "Snow Cherries From France" isn't wierd enough to be a Cocteau Twins song title, but it would be passable if they were stuck for some of the wierdness they're so good at. xoxo dan ===== I want a table - no, just for one. But I know you do! I can see some from here! Okay, then say for two...no, there's only one. Don't you want my business? I will never come back here! http://www.livejournal.com/~scarydan Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 17 Oct 2002 08:10:40 +1000 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: [oztori] Listening Partay Hey everyone, OK the Melbourne Listening Party is 2morrow - who's coming along? Dan, was thinking we meet @ Club UK around 8:30 and we'll put up an OzTori sign for those of ya who don't know what we look like :) So Nayth we'll see u there :) email me and let me know! cya Dylan PS Zac: you got it in one re me and men :) And Rach it wasn't the DJ i was afta it was that disgustingly hot blonde guy sitting in the seats near us....*drool* the DJ is always @ Q & A every week, I'll prolly see him there 2nite.... ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 17 Oct 2002 15:31:31 GMT From: Rebecca Appleton Subject: Re: [oztori] [OzTori] ASF clip On Wed, 16 Oct 2002 21:11:58 +0930, li wrote: >Did anyone else think that they were growing erect penises at the >end???? >Out of their limbs?? Tell me I'm not the only one! Sorry, li, think it's just your own wishful thinking.... ;-) Hee hee!! Actually, yes, I saw it too. And with me, it sure as hell had nothing to do with wishful thinking. They can't seriously have let that get through unless they were actually WANTING it to look like erect penises, either, so... well, yes, they've got a lot of explainin' to do about that clip, I think! ~Rebecca - -- www.crappism.org ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V2 #300 ****************************