From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V2 #279 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Friday, September 27 2002 Volume 02 : Number 279 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] MP3gain ["AndrewR" ] [oztori] WhoDunnit?? (Tozza certainly didn't) ["¤Jøhn¤ ." ] Re: [oztori] WhoDunnit?? (Tozza certainly didn't) [Nathan "®" ] RE: [oztori] WhoDunnit?? (Tozza certainly didn't) ["AndrewR" ] RE: [oztori] ASF single artwork ["Bevan Burkin" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 02:03:38 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: [oztori] MP3gain Sorry about this, but who reccommended that MP3 sound 'leveler' program MP3gain? Where could I download that again, I tried installing the version I downloaded and it said I was missing some files or something. Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 09:36:23 +1000 From: "¤Jøhn¤ ." Subject: [oztori] WhoDunnit?? (Tozza certainly didn't) Oh, what a productive week it has been in OzTozzaLand. For anyone who didn't want to read *all* the messages here's a brief summary. * Tori probably won't come to Australia * Tori probably won't come to Sydney * Tori probably won't come to BrisVegas [Brisbane] * Tori probably won't come (After all we are reminded that "No Angel Cameeeeeee") [Although Tori *will* probably do her best Sleepless in Seattle for us anyway] * Tori probably won't realise a CD featuring the piano * Tori probably won't go on A Current Affair * Tori probably won't perform open heart surgery on herself * Tori probably won't change her speech patterns to please Nathan * Tori probably won't declare herself her own political entity * Tori probably won't be on any 'Reality TV' shows such as 'American SuperDiva' (or whatever the hell it is called) or 'Search For a Super Moron'. [Actually does anyone else find it a TAD IRONIC that Paula Abdul is telling OTHER people they can't sing???] * Tori probably won't accept responsibility for our Current Accounts Deficit * Tori probably won't accept responsibility for the 'Tampa' (aka 'Tamper') 'crisis' * Tori probably won't go to the same lengths she used to to enhance her double chin. Finally, for those who thought Tori does nothing these days... * Tori probably WILL retire from her music career to write Children's stories with sinister and 'adult' overtones. Actually while everyone else is complaining about what Tori has been doing there is only one thing I would really like to see... her "soundtrack to honour all movie soundtracks" featuring the much acclaimed "I Don't know this fucking song" version of Whitney Houston's (Dolly Parton's) "I will Always Love You". That's the probably with bootlegs, the best performances *ALWAYS* ('like all of the time...') are the ones with the worst sound quality. J. "If I can kill one man... then why not tour Australia?" ~ Anon. _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 09:39:52 +1000 From: "¤Jøhn¤ ." Subject: [oztori] I should be so..... >Tori sounds like a man when slowed down to 33rpm, >which leads us to the question - 'Is this another case >of the "Rick Astley" phenomenon - whereby back in 1988 >it was suggested by some that Kylie Minogue's "I >Should Be So Lucky" was actually sung by Rick Astely, >fellow Stock/Aitken/Waterman crooner at the time, and >sped up; as when one slowed down the speed of ISBSL it >did indeed bear an uncanny resemblance to Mr Astley's >vocals - so what I'm asking is, are Tori's vocals >really sung by a man and then sped up?' Well, frankly, all Stock/Aitken/Waterman records sounded the same.... personally I haven't seen any evidence to demonstrate that Kylie, Rick and Jason Donovan aren't ALL the same person. J _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 26 Sep 2002 18:01:46 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] WhoDunnit?? (Tozza certainly didn't) "$Jxhn$ ." wrote: > Actually while everyone else is complaining about > what Tori has been doing > there is only one thing I would really like to > see... her "soundtrack to > honour all movie soundtracks" featuring the much > acclaimed "I Don't know > this fucking song" version of Whitney Houston's > (Dolly Parton's) "I will > Always Love You". Er she actually says at the start of that: "I'm doing a soundtrack in honour of ALL MY FAVOURITE soundtracks! ..and I don't know this fucking song, but I have my own version". Tori was so cool back then when she did stuff like that live in concert... Much better than the "don't say anything between songs" Tori we get now, or the "Things Fall Down Sometimes improv" Tori. Bleugh. > That's the probably with bootlegs, the best > performances *ALWAYS* ('like all > of the time...') are the ones with the worst sound > quality. So true. I wish "Live To Tell" was available in at least semi-listenable sound quality :( (lol and I'm referring to the Madonna original here.. j/k). > "If I can kill one man... then why not tour > Australia?" ~ Anon. Hahahahha! "Mr I-know-the-girls-on-all-the-Australian-tours Mr Agent, he's my favourite.." Nathaniel. New DSL Internet Access from SBC & Yahoo! http://sbc.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 26 Sep 2002 18:40:08 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] ASF single artwork Front cover pic to ASF single is at: http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00006NSLP.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ New DSL Internet Access from SBC & Yahoo! http://sbc.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 11:40:56 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: RE: [oztori] WhoDunnit?? (Tozza certainly didn't) I wish "Live To Tell" was available in at least semi-listenable sound quality :( (lol and I'm referring to the Madonna original here.. j/k). Better be a joke!! *shakes fist* I love that song! :) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 11:42:43 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: RE: [oztori] ASF single artwork - -----Original Message----- From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org] On Behalf Of Nathan . Sent: Friday, 27 September 2002 11:40 AM To: oztori@smoe.org Subject: [oztori] ASF single artwork Front cover pic to ASF single is at: http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00006NSLP.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg Nathan. Again, Tori doesn't fail to look different in every photo taken of her!! Wow... she looks like some sort of cross between Cate Blanchette and Fiona Apple in that pic! :) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 09:54:26 +0800 From: "Bevan Burkin" Subject: RE: [oztori] ASF single artwork AndrewR wrote: >Again, Tori doesn't fail to look different in every photo taken of >>her!! Wow... she looks like some sort of cross between Cate Blanchette and Fiona Apple in that pic! :) You know, I was watching the movie "Bandits" the other day and almost every shot of Cate Blanchette reminded me of Tori, it was weird. But Tori-related ;) Bev ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V2 #279 ****************************