From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V2 #266 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Friday, September 13 2002 Volume 02 : Number 266 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] dis and dat ["AndrewR" ] RE: [oztori] sept 11th ["AndrewR" ] [oztori] Relocating Tori ["AndrewR" ] Re: [oztori] dismember - dissing oztori members ;) ["riot poofter" ] Re: [oztori] 'Fricking" Dannii Minogue [Nadyne Mielke Subject: [oztori] dis and dat Was I the only one who cringed upon hearing her "Sometimes Things Fall Down" improv before Rattlesnakes from an SLT performance? SLT? Strange Little... Turds? ;o) Andrew Nathan. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Sep 2002 17:28:03 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: RE: [oztori] sept 11th Roozilicious wrote: > der nayth. i was talking about the nations in terms > of politrical climates. > australia is no doubt sene as the land of rednecks > who imprison innocent > people and even children. Where is this pseudopolitical electronic mail? It's not in my inbox yet. Hmmmm. Wrong - it's not even thought of at all. Just ask Britney. Two years ago - Britney (was heard during a Today show interview break) asking her 'minders' where Australia was... and they said about 20+ hours by plane that way... and she said, "Who would want to travel that long anywhere?" Maybe she was a convict sent to Australia in a previous live!?!) And if it is, two words usually spring to mind: Paul Hogan. > i look forward to getting > out of here. but to > where?? Antarctica? Oh, I bet Tori'd tour Antarctica before Australia again!! :) I'd love to go to Antarctica... oztori meet there anyone? :) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Sep 2002 21:47:31 +1000 From: "AndrewR" Subject: [oztori] Relocating Tori tori relevance: she's american but wisely moved to a better country (although not much - tony blair is a dumb ass sell-out) We should get Tori to move to Australia... she want's houses in threes... get her to sell the house in Ireland... does anyone here ANYTHING about it. We've all heard about her garden in America and her Barn in Cornwall. Australia... or Antarctica Tori. (Yes I know that Antarctica isn't a country) she could top Antarctica's top 10 all the time! ;) "Baby, Baby, Baby light my way" - U2 'Ultraviolet (Light My Way)' ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Sep 2002 23:29:34 +1000 From: "riot poofter" Subject: Re: [oztori] dismember - dissing oztori members ;) >No. But they really don't count that much. If you've >got your basic 'qualification', then it's all just >about how you come across in your interview. Sure, it >can look good saying you got a grade average of 99%, >but that alone ain't gonna get you hired... 'less it's >a nerd firm. well, friends of mine have just been for jobs at top law firms and they really needed an average of at least 80 (preferably more like 85) to get a look in... Roozi _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Sep 2002 23:36:05 +1000 From: "riot poofter" Subject: Re: [oztori] Re: [ozslapclub] China thingie well, bfp is tori's best album because it is the longest :) slap! take that julian! you are waaaay too tori obsessed to fault that logic. Roozi homer: "you've taken all the best names we had... like julian... and made them..." john: "queer?" _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 08:43:43 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] dismember - dissing oztori members ;) riot poofter wrote: >well, friends of mine have just been for jobs at top law firms and they >really needed an average of at least 80 (preferably more like 85) to get a >look in... yup. while each of the big firms has it's own little 'quirk' as to what they look for, an average of 80+ is pretty much a must, unless you have something pretty major to counterbalance it (ie, restored sight to thousands of blind children in Africa, and, even then, they'd be thinking "well, I suppose that's nice, but how will that help us reach budget?"). jules much cynical _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Messenger for SMS- Now send & receive IMs on your mobile via SMS ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Sep 2002 19:48:15 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] dismember - dissing oztori members ;) Julian P wrote: > riot poofter > wrote: > > > >well, friends of mine have just been for jobs at > top law firms and they > >really needed an average of at least 80 (preferably > more like 85) to get a > >look in... > > yup. while each of the big firms has it's own little > 'quirk' as to what they look for, an average of 80+ > is pretty much a must, unless you have something > pretty major to counterbalance it (ie, restored > sight to thousands of blind children in Africa, and, > even then, they'd be thinking "well, I suppose > that's nice, but how will that help us reach > budget?"). I imagine being a lawyer would be extremely boring.. unless you're Judge Judy, in which case it would be my ideal job - getting paid to mock ppl all day. "I want to be a lawyer, I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered Ooh just gimme it quick, gimme it, gimme gimme gimme" (Kate Bush, "Sat In Your Lap" - aka, the 'I Masturbate' song) Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! News - Today's headlines http://news.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 13:18:57 +1000 From: "¤Jøhn¤ ." Subject: [oztori] 'Fricking" Dannii Minogue > > Guess she's no more a 'strong woman' than fricking > > Dannii Minogue. OMG. Someone used Dannii's name in vain. Oh the audacity. May her love and kisses hurt you badly why you sit in the back of a british pub somewhere considering everything you wanted. May *YOUR* older sister steal all the fame whilst having only half the talent. Anyway, that shall do we for now... _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Sep 2002 20:22:50 -0700 From: Nadyne Mielke Subject: Re: [oztori] 'Fricking" Dannii Minogue At 13:18 13-09-02 +1000, $Jxhn$ . wrote: >> > Guess she's no more a 'strong woman' than fricking >> > Dannii Minogue. >OMG. Someone used Dannii's name in vain. Oh the audacity. May her love and >kisses hurt you badly why you sit in the back of a british pub somewhere >considering everything you wanted. May *YOUR* older sister steal all the >fame whilst having only half the talent. Is this the bit where I get to point out that half of nothing is still nothing? ;) /nm ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V2 #266 ****************************