From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V2 #261 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Sunday, September 8 2002 Volume 02 : Number 261 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] Nude Tori ["lb" ] Re: [oztori] Nude Tori [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Nude Tori ["lb" ] Re: [oztori] New member [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Aussie ASF single - yes, or no? [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Nude Tori ["Too Much" <2much@elvis.com>] Re: [oztori] need assistance! [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Nude Tori [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Nude Tori ["lb" ] Re: [oztori] Nude Tori ["Too Much" <2much@elvis.com>] [oztori] oops [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Nude Tori [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Nude Tori ["lb" ] Re: [oztori] Nude Tori [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Nude Tori ["lb" ] [oztori] ["lb" ] Re: [oztori] Nude Tori [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] sheepish confession ["lb" ] [oztori] time to 'fess all (no Tori content whatsoever) [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] sheepish confession [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] time to 'fess all (no Tori content whatsoever) ["lb" ] Re: [oztori] Nude Tori ["lb" ] Re: [oztori] Nude Tori [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Nude Tori ["lb" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 17:32:57 +0930 From: "lb" Subject: [oztori] Nude Tori What's with the nude tori promo pics everyone was talking about? I deleted all those emails and now I'm curious. :) - --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.384 / Virus Database: 216 - Release Date: 8/21/2002 ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 00:59:43 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Nude Tori lb wrote: > What's with the nude tori promo pics everyone was > talking about? I deleted all > those emails and now I'm curious. :) "Curious"? Next you will purport to being 'bi'. Just like your nick 'li', you've added a 'b'... but before long you'll be ditching the 'l' and bringing back the 'i'. Tell us something we didn't already know... Nathan :) ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Finance - Get real-time stock quotes http://finance.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 18:04:57 +0930 From: "lb" Subject: Re: [oztori] Nude Tori Nat.h..a.n: > "Curious"? Next you will purport to being 'bi'. Just > like your nick 'li', you've added a 'b'... but before > long you'll be ditching the 'l' and bringing back the > 'i'. Could you actually be helpful for once instead of masturbating over the finer details of my sexuality. ta. - --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.384 / Virus Database: 216 - Release Date: 8/21/2002 ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 01:03:17 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] New member Julia Prior wrote: > Hey! I'm new to OzTori Well your nick says "Prior", so can we assume you have been a 'prior' member of the list? *ho ho ho* (and it's not even XXXmas). > so i thought i'd send a quick > e-mail about my self. > My name's Julia, I'm 19, I > live > in Melbourne, *yay, another within stalking distance* > and I'm a second year student at > Monash > Uni. What r u studying? > I've been a Tori fan scine 1998, but I also > love > listening to PJ Harvey, Bjork, Ben Harper, No Doubt, > Garbage, Kate Bush, Joni Mitchell, Pearl Jam, Beth > Orton and Ani DiFranco. Oh how stereotypical! Hehehee. > I also post (very rarely!) > on > @forumz, my username's jmpri1. Well here is really quite tame compared to there. Now that you're here, are you going to stick around or fade into lurking obscurity? Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Finance - Get real-time stock quotes http://finance.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 01:07:17 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Aussie ASF single - yes, or no? Julian P wrote: > Okay, I'm confused. Well I never... > First, Sanity lists an Aussie ASF single as due > Friday 11 October 2002, and at the almost > unbelievably low price of $4.35. > > Second, ChaosMusic lists an Aussie ASF single as due > Friday 11 October 2002, at the still very low but > slightly more believable price of $5.95. Well you can get it for $0.00 +/- good behaviour bond if you shoplift it +/- get caught. > Third, CDNow and Amazon list ASF import singles > identified as being from Australia. Meanwhile, > SirenDisc lists an ASF import singe identified as > being from Australia and due out 14 October 2002. > > (So far, looks like a pretty sure thing that we'll > be getting an ASF single on or by 14 October 2002, > right?) > > But, then: > > Fourth, HMV have yet to list an ASF single, even > though their coming soon single list extends to 28 > October 2002. > > Fifth, Sony Music Australia has solicitations up to > 21 October 2002 on their website, and no sign of > Tori. > > Finally, CDNow and Amazon have moved the release > date for the ASF import single forward to 24 > September 2002 and have removed indication as to the > source country. > > (This is the part where I get confused.) Well so far Epic are doing a DAMN good job of being as 'reliable' with Tori releases as Atlantic/EastWest were... > So, other than the fact that: > > (a) Sony Music Australia are idiots (their one news > item about Tori was just culled from toriamos.com > and was several weeks after the info had been posted > on Tori's site); > > (b) HMV's advance solicitations looky a little on > the patchy side; and > > (c) CDNow and Amazon are at the mercy of Sony Music > Australia (see (a)); > > should we be worried? In the past when > (particularly) Amazon has started moving dates > around like this, it usually means that the item has > been canned, or put on indefinite hiatus. Um, the > Complete Videos DVD anyone? Has the ASF single been > lost in the open road already? Anyone with any > insider connections/goss? Five words of advice Jules (not to be confused with newly-subscribed Julia): "Don't believe anything you read". Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Finance - Get real-time stock quotes http://finance.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 01:20:55 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Nude Tori lbw wrote: > Could you actually be helpful for once instead of > masturbating over the > finer details of my sexuality. > > ta. Tori's initials - how clever. No, I don't know anything of 'nude Tori pics' - and really doubt there are going to be any. Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Finance - Get real-time stock quotes http://finance.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 07 Sep 2002 01:23:37 -0700 (PDT) From: "Too Much" <2much@elvis.com> Subject: Re: [oztori] Nude Tori "lb" wrote: > > Nat.h..a.n: > > > "Curious"? Next you will purport to being 'bi'. Just > > like your nick 'li', you've added a 'b'... but before > > long you'll be ditching the 'l' and bringing back the > > 'i'. > > Could you actually be helpful for once instead of > masturbating over the > finer details of my sexuality. > How about I be helpful instead & supply you with the following: http://atforumz.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=150732 & to be even more helpful, the gist of that is: "Alright, I've gotten permission from two friends to reveal a little secret about the booklet art in Scarlet's Walk. This is NOT a definite, of course, but my source is EXTREMELY reliable. "And I'll run naked through the streets without my mask on......" I think we'll be seeing a *new side* of Tori in the album booklet. It definitely will NOT be on the cover (we actually want SW to, like, SELL, right? ) but I can almost guarantee you there will be a controversial, frontal shot of Tori in the Scarlet's Walk booklet, one of which will have to do with the American flag/map (and no, NOT the same pic as on the front of the promo). Please don't think I'm a horn dog or anything! And sorry for making you guys wait so long as this isn't that cool, but I wanted to check with my friends first and for once it was fun to be the news-bearer. My source, as I've said, is extremely reliable, and if it is true (which I'm quite sure it is), it will definitely create a stir (I'm thinking Bjork's Pagan Poetry vid). More power to you Tori! Hopefully this will put a controversial spin on this, "adult contemporary, watered-down" album huh?" enjoy :) Henry the "horn dog" too much of a diary: http://2much.livejournal.com/ this is not a conclusion no revolution just a little confusion - ------------------------------------------------- Get your free @Elvis e-mail account at Elvis.com! http://www.elvis.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 01:25:43 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] need assistance! Akte wrote: > But basically i need help. ...admitting it is always the first step :) (sorry, couldn't resist) Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Finance - Get real-time stock quotes http://finance.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 01:31:36 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Nude Tori Too Much <2much@elvis.com> wrote: > How about I be helpful instead & supply you with the > following: > > http://atforumz.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=150732 > > & to be even more helpful, the gist of that is: > > "Alright, I've gotten permission from two friends to > reveal a little secret about the booklet art in > Scarlet's Walk. This is NOT a definite, of course, > but > my source is EXTREMELY reliable. Oh the sources always *are* "EXTREMELY" reliable... Tori's not fooking 'extremely' reliable herself (ie, "Cooling will be on the next record", "I'm never touring with a band", "I'm coming to Australia on this tour") - so how can anyone else be? > "And I'll run naked through the streets without my > mask > on......" I think we'll be seeing a *new side* of > Tori > in the album booklet. It definitely will NOT be on > the > cover Well there was a person on the Tori-forums-formerly-known-as-the-Dent-onez who claimed a few months back that the front cover of SW was going to be 'concealed' a little b/c there was a nude pic of Tori on it. Yay - just what we all wanted to see whilst eating lunch. > My > source, as I've said, is extremely reliable, and if > it > is true (which I'm quite sure it is), it will > definitely create a stir (I'm thinking Bjork's Pagan > Poetry vid). More power to you Tori! Oh gawd... The Pagan Poetry vid wasn't too bad other than the piercing scenes making me wince (sp?).. but *shudder* I don't care to see Tori's boobies. Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Finance - Get real-time stock quotes http://finance.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 18:37:30 +0930 From: "lb" Subject: Re: [oztori] Nude Tori H said: > Hopefully this will put a controversial spin on this, > "adult contemporary, watered-down" album huh?" > > enjoy :) > Henry the "horn dog" thank you! - --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.384 / Virus Database: 216 - Release Date: 8/21/2002 ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 07 Sep 2002 01:38:28 -0700 (PDT) From: "Too Much" <2much@elvis.com> Subject: Re: [oztori] Nude Tori Nathan "." wrote: > Oh the sources always *are* "EXTREMELY" reliable... > I expected such a reaction from you... so armed myself with the following quote from the same thread: "when the first scarlet's walk pics surfaced on the sony boards, there was a full description of the booklet artwork. nude photographs was part of it...... so i think that description was pretty spot on. i'm sure it's well deleted by now though, but it said the cover will be relatively "elaborate". i remember all of what they said, and nude photographs of tori was part of it then." Seems a reasonable thing to remember (it is what I'd remember most too). > Tori's not fooking 'extremely' reliable herself (ie, > "Cooling will be on the next record", "I'm never > touring with a band", "I'm coming to Australia on this > tour") - so how can anyone else be? > > apparently SW artwork photographer "Kurt Markus is infamous for his pictures, it was bound to happen"... so presumably something "interesting" will be happening > Oh gawd... The Pagan Poetry vid wasn't too bad other > than the piercing scenes making me wince (sp?).. but > *shudder* I don't care to see Tori's boobies. So what do you do with the BFP cover--put black texta over the offending parts of certain images?? H. too much of a diary: http://2much.livejournal.com/ this is not a conclusion no revolution just a little confusion - ------------------------------------------------- Get your free @Elvis e-mail account at Elvis.com! http://www.elvis.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 01:48:11 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] oops Tash was 2 years old on Thursday and nobody noticed. Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Finance - Get real-time stock quotes http://finance.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 02:02:29 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Nude Tori Too Much <2much@elvis.com> wrote: > Nathan "." wrote: > > > > Oh the sources always *are* "EXTREMELY" > reliable... > > > > I expected such a reaction from you... so armed > myself > with the following quote from the same thread: > > "when the first scarlet's walk pics surfaced on the > sony boards, there was a full description of the > booklet artwork. > > nude photographs was part of it...... I discount any source that uses such appauling grammar as "nude photographs was part of it". > i remember all of what they said, and nude > photographs > of tori was part of it then." were... were.... > apparently SW artwork photographer "Kurt Markus is > infamous for his pictures, it was bound to > happen"... > so presumably something "interesting" will be > happening There's nothing "interesting" about being nude. Even Adam & Eve pranced around naked before the invention of fig leaves. > > Oh gawd... The Pagan Poetry vid wasn't too bad > other > > than the piercing scenes making me wince (sp?).. > but > > *shudder* I don't care to see Tori's boobies. > > So what do you do with the BFP cover--put black > texta > over the offending parts of certain images?? LOL! Nah, that pic ain't too bad, b/c her nipples are concealed (thanks pig). And what would Tash think of mom in years to come? Could this be a case of life imitating art - "so Tash has got a Playboy mommy"? Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Finance - Get real-time stock quotes http://finance.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 19:13:28 +0930 From: "lb" Subject: Re: [oztori] Nude Tori Nathan " I'm soooo intelligent" said: > I discount any source that uses such appauling grammar > as "nude photographs was part of it". appalling. - --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.384 / Virus Database: 216 - Release Date: 8/21/2002 ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 02:15:15 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Nude Tori lb wrote: > Nathan " I'm soooo intelligent" said: > > > I discount any source that uses such appauling > grammar > > as "nude photographs was part of it". > > appalling. Since you included a full-stop after the word, should it not have been "Appalling." And though I doubt you will beleive it, that mistake was delibarate.. you know, ironic (don't you think?). Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Finance - Get real-time stock quotes http://finance.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 19:22:03 +0930 From: "lb" Subject: Re: [oztori] Nude Tori Nathan: > > appalling. > > Since you included a full-stop after the word, should > it not have been "Appalling." Whatever makes you feel better about yourself dear. > And though I doubt you will beleive it, that mistake > was delibarate.. you know, ironic (don't you think?). Firstly, you are a crap liar. Secondly, even if it WAS intentional, it WASN'T ironic. I think you've caught Alanis' disease, don't you think? Now I will accept that "deliberate" MAY have been intentionally misspelled, but I doubt it. - --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.384 / Virus Database: 216 - Release Date: 8/21/2002 ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 19:23:17 +0930 From: "lb" Subject: [oztori] Liekise "beleive" etal. - --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.384 / Virus Database: 216 - Release Date: 8/21/2002 ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 02:22:50 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Nude Tori Li wrote: > Firstly, you are a crap liar. Secondly, even if it > WAS intentional, it > WASN'T ironic. > > I think you've caught Alanis' disease, don't you > think? Alanis's. > Now I will accept that "deliberate" MAY have been > intentionally misspelled, mis-spelled > but I doubt it. lol you didn't even notice my "beleive". I rest my case. Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Finance - Get real-time stock quotes http://finance.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 19:26:13 +0930 From: "lb" Subject: Re: [oztori] sheepish confession Nathan: > Which basically means you have done a shitload in > theory, but zilch in practice :) shutup virgin. - --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.384 / Virus Database: 216 - Release Date: 8/21/2002 ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 02:26:20 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] time to 'fess all (no Tori content whatsoever) OK, I did originally type "appauled" in that e-mail for those of you who care.. BUT.. I swear to God (of whom I am now a devout beleiver of) that I realised it as soon as I typed it, but thought "bugger it.. it's kinda cool to have mistakes of your own when you're trying to make yourself look better by correcting somebody else". Now can we please get over this Li? Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Finance - Get real-time stock quotes http://finance.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 19:32:32 +0930 From: "lb" Subject: Re: [oztori] Nude Tori Nathan: > Alanis's. Actually doodle brain, "alanis'" is acceptable. > mis-spelled Actually you doodle brain, mis-spelled is incorrect. > lol you didn't even notice my "beleive". Actually doodle brain, I did - hence the second email. I actually considered bringing up ALL of your mistakes in the past 1/2 hour but decided not to due to time restraints (i.e. I plan on dying etc.). Hence, "beleive" et al. > I rest my case. Oh but Nathan, why stop now when you're doing so well? - --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.384 / Virus Database: 216 - Release Date: 8/21/2002 ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 02:30:53 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] sheepish confession Lianda: > Nathan: > > > Which basically means you have done a shitload in > > theory, but zilch in practice :) > > shutup virgin. "Virgin. 1. n. Woman who has had no sexual intercourse; picture or statue of the Virgin Mary; (Virgin) sign or constellation Virgo." Sounds about right. Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Finance - Get real-time stock quotes http://finance.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 19:33:22 +0930 From: "lb" Subject: Re: [oztori] time to 'fess all (no Tori content whatsoever) Nathan: > Now can we please get over this Li? Only because you look stupid. - --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.384 / Virus Database: 216 - Release Date: 8/21/2002 ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 02:34:23 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Nude Tori Lianda: > Nathan: > > > Alanis's. > > Actually doodle brain, "alanis'" is acceptable. Not in my book. If you read "alanis'" you only get 3 syllables.. whereas the possessive "Alanis's" has 4. > > mis-spelled > > Actually you doodle brain, mis-spelled is incorrect. You're right. It should be mis-spelt. > > lol you didn't even notice my "beleive". > > Actually doodle brain, I did - hence the second > email. Ah, but it took you time to discover it... Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Finance - Get real-time stock quotes http://finance.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 19:40:49 +0930 From: "lb" Subject: Re: [oztori] Nude Tori I'll stop clogging everyone's inboxes up now, but I am 100% correct. Incase anyone is interested. Which I doubt. - --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.384 / Virus Database: 216 - Release Date: 8/21/2002 ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 02:41:59 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Nude Tori lb wrote: > I'll stop clogging everyone's inboxes up now, but I > am 100% correct. Incase In case. Nathan. ===== "They don't expect boys to pretend to be nice, but they do with girls, and I'm not a nice person!" - Siobhan Fahey. _______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Finance - Get real-time stock quotes http://finance.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 7 Sep 2002 19:46:26 +0930 From: "lb" Subject: Re: [oztori] Nude Tori Nath: > > I'll stop clogging everyone's inboxes up now, but I > > am 100% correct. Incase > > In case. derrr. That was deliberate. *rolls eyes* Convincing, hm? I said I'd stop. I will. Now. - --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). 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