From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V2 #224 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Friday, August 2 2002 Volume 02 : Number 224 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] Fairies, Scarlett's Walk and Sophie Ellis Bextor...and fetishes! LOL [Nathan "®" ] FW: [oztori] tori will come to australia because ... ["Bevan Burkin" ] Re: [oztori] Scarlet's Strut - A New Quizzie ["Lavenda" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 1 Aug 2002 00:23:38 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Fairies, Scarlett's Walk and Sophie Ellis Bextor...and fetishes! LOL Firstly, geez you ppl write an awful lot of e-mail! I have actually had a life (gasp) for the last 2 days, and haven't had time to check my e-mail since.. and now have 44 messages to sift through. Bloomin' 'eck! Dylan Plant wrote: OK, before I address the contents of your e-mail Dylan, I think it's high time you learnt that you need to put a SPACE (ie, blank line) between the text you are quoting, and your reply. ie, it is bloody difficult to scan through for your lines when they look like this, eg: NR>Geez that Dylan's a right old tosser! Yes I am! NR>He totally sucks, etc... (with 'yes I am' line being written by Dylan Plant... or Melissa Etheridge [her 1993 album title] - pick whichever you prefer to believe) Now to address the 'contents': > > DP> Admit it Nayth, ur just a sucker for a boi in > uniform aren't u? Yes, I'd love to see you in schoolgirl uniform ala Britney Spears in "...Baby One More Time" vid. > hehehehe...well the older man/leather thing for one Damn... I'm 2 years older than you & would have loved to leather-slap you ;) > Velcum Adele, Hey you've pinched my lines!! And bugger I didn't get a chance to try scaring Adele off before you. > oh and btw everyone, was in HMV last nite buying SEB > - she's good OK??? > - went past the Tori section and they had a preorder > thing up for SW, > so of course i've got it on preorder... Why bother though? I mean, believe it or not, I'll be lined up on the day it comes out to get it, so why pre-order it? Nathan. _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better http://health.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 1 Aug 2002 01:45:10 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Scarlet's Strut - A New Quizzie Bevan Burkin wrote: > because I don't have a spell checker on my e-mail > program. Or the inclination > to use a dictionary or poof read. *g* Ho ho ho re: the poof/proof thang there. Intentional, presumably? (my answers): > Question 1 > > "Winter" makes you > > d) put your new gloves on > Question 2 > > "Humpty Dumpty" makes you > > c) sing along and absolutely relish screaming "betty > louise" Hahahah re: a) your drug fucked up one... I put Humpty Dumpty on a CD to a recent semi Tori-convert friend of mine, and she just goes, "WTF is that all about?!" > Question 3 > > "Raspberry Swirl" makes you > > c) steal the closest black curtain and run around > madly with it hanging from > your back > Question 4 > > "Spark" makes you > > d) totally get off on tori's pain > Question 5 > > "A Sorta Fairytale" makes you > > d) sing along and really get into it, thoughts of > tori's fabulosity are > increasing second by second > Question 6 > > "gold dust" makes you > > a) think tori is a musical genious and has created a > total masterpiece > Question 7 > > "Blood Roses" makes you > > d) want to desperately own a harpsichord although I love e too: > e) smile and think that the bastard got exactly what > he deserved > Question 8 > > "1,000 Oceans" makes you > > c) vomit > Question 9 > > "Cornflake Girl" makes you > > b) hide yourself away from society and sunlight and > devote your life to an > electronic newspaper about somebody famous > Question 10 > > Tori looked the best when > > a) she had on bad foundation, too red hair dye, > green velveteen > catsuit-esque-thing and massive red juba lips I score 29: 21 - 30 then you are a FIREY RED HED and probably Leo, Sag or Aries Although I'm a Scorpio! Nathan. _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better http://health.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 1 Aug 2002 01:49:04 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] *Adele's welcoming beating* "Eliseo, Adele" wrote: > Hi > My name is Adele and I'm a new member as of today. Velcum Adele! Your intro seemed rather sparse in gory details though... A/S/L (ok we know S/L).. what r u wearing? > Was wondering if there > are any Adelaide members out there and also if > anyone knows if Tori's next > tour will be coming to Australia Oh delusional thinking! Tori's best change of getting here is if she comes as an illegal immigrant and gets forced to play piano in the Woomera Detention Centre for a few years. Oooooooooooh just noticed your e-mail addy is 'parliament.sa.gov.au'. Cool. Maybe you can abuse your political powers & get Tori's silicone ass down here? Nathan. _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better http://health.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 1 Aug 2002 17:24:35 +0800 From: "Bevan Burkin" Subject: FW: [oztori] tori will come to australia because ... andrew made me do it - -----Original Message----- From: Andrew Rayfield [mailto:s348712@student.uq.edu.au] Sent: Thursday, August 01, 2002 1:59 PM To: bevanb@iinet.net.au Subject: Re: [oztori] tori will come to australia because ... Responding To: "Bevan Burkin" Original Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 23:43:44 +0800 > > Adele wrote: > > > and also if anyone knows if Tori's next > > tour will be coming to Australia > > Hi Adele! I don't know if she is or isn't really, but she has mentioned > Aboriginal song lines when talking about the album and they originated in > Australia. > > It is pretty much all I have to cling to! > > Bevan Hang on, you might be thinking of Kate Bush? :o) Tori probably just bought "The Dreaming" - remember she said that she hadn't heard Kate Bush, and that she went out and bought the best of and Hounds of Love. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 1 Aug 2002 02:14:58 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Insight into Nayth's psyche (Re: [oztori] My Score is 42 - Psychological Profile - Way OT but *very* Cool_ I got 40 on that Dr Bevan/Dr Phil psych profile thang: > 31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, > cautious, careful and > practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or > talented, but modest. Not a > person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but > someone who's extremely > loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same > loyalty in return. > Those who really get to know you realize it takes a > lot to shake your trust > in your friends, but equally that it takes you a > long time to get over it if > that trust is ever broken. Sounds mostly rite. Re: Dr Phil.. that guy is a joke. Gotta love when he yells at some person for being overweight when he's hardly the eptiome of slimness himself. Also, is he actually registered as a psychologist? Makes you wonder how on earth he passed his training to become one as he totally lacks empathy & objectiveness with his patients. Oh well. I Owe You Naffin' (Bros). _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better http://health.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 01 Aug 2002 19:23:48 +1000 From: "nina riddel" Subject: [oztori] #oztori anyone online? get to #oztori (i'm on oz.org) and entertain me, so i don't have to go get stoned... _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 1 Aug 2002 08:47:05 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] Scarlet's Strut - A New Quizzie > > You were right! I got 27 and I *am* a saggitarius! > > Wow, I think I have hit a major fluke today - seem to be getting most > people! Freaky .... except you left out the Aquarians (and other air signs). Are we 41-50? We're not Tori!!! (She's a Leo after all) X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.freewebs.com/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.freewebs.com/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 01 Aug 2002 11:00:18 +0000 From: "Will Johncock" Subject: [oztori] Re: oztori-digest V2 #223 hey i'm seeing spiritualized tonight at the metro here in sydney. is anyone else into them? i didn't so much like the last album but their previous stuff is so dreamy and very hazy instrumentally beautiful. by the way i just got the coolest tori poster. its a live one but she looks really earthy, no makeup, hairs just cool and natural. shes sitting in between her two pianos playing her heart and soul out and looks FUCKING beautiful :) _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 01 Aug 2002 21:34:12 +1000 From: "nina riddel" Subject: [oztori] OT: big brother (oh my god i'm a loser) i wanted to ask something. i've been *cough* watching celebrity big brother *cough* on and off... ahem... and what the hell happened to red symons? he went into the house and there's no trace of him now, and nothing on the website. doo doo doo doo... _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 1 Aug 2002 22:44:31 GMT From: Rebecca Appleton Subject: Re: [oztori] Re: oztori-digest V2 #223 On Thu, 01 Aug 2002 11:00:18 +0000, Will Johncock wrote: >by the way i just got the coolest tori poster. its a live one but >she looks >really earthy, no makeup, hairs just cool and natural. shes sitting >in >between her two pianos playing her heart and soul out and looks >FUCKING >beautiful :) Is the poster very green and black in tone, and she's in cargo pants? I have that one around here somewhere, but stopped hanging posters on my walls since moving out of the little bessa-brick cube I was living in on campus last year. Now I have pretty walls, and all those posters just don't fit in with them. But yeah, if that's the one you're talking about... I dunno about "fucking beautiful" (can't remember, to be honest), but it's certainly a goodie. ~Becc :) - -- www.crappism.org ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 1 Aug 2002 14:18:18 +0100 (BST) From: rchrisp@btopenworld.com Subject: [oztori] Spiritualized Will wrote: > hey i'm seeing spiritualized tonight at the > metro here in sydney. is anyone else into > them? yep, i missed them here in manchester. their double live album is fucking amazing. i havent heard much of their more recent stuff though. > by the way i just got the coolest tori > poster. its a live one but she looks > really earthy, no makeup, hairs just cool > and natural. shes sitting in between her > two pianos playing her heart and soul out > and looks FUCKING beautiful :) ive got that one back home, but it kept falling down, so i dont think its gone back up. i wouldnt mind it for my lounge room, actually.... maybe ill get mum to send it to me... rachael xxxx ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Aug 2002 06:52:33 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: [oztori] sorry I just had to post this somewhere http://boards2.parentsplace.com/messages/get/ppjul02n241/5/1.html OK, the whole thing is kinda funny, but this bit seriously cracked me up: I remember looking down commenting on how lavender she was! ~*~*~* Note this is not the birthstory for my #2 *~*~*~ (just so there's no confussion) X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.freewebs.com/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.freewebs.com/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Aug 2002 09:08:51 +1000 From: "¤Jøhn¤ ." Subject: [oztori] Killing everything that's sacred in my genes (jeans?) >I don't know who john lacey is...but he sure aint me! How observant of you [whoever you might be...] On a completely unrelated note... I'm here at uni and no one from my class (including the lecturer has shown up), and it's 9:04 AM. I have this horrible feeling they called it off which is fine except that I travelled 2.5 hours to be here. John! _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Aug 2002 09:25:10 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: Re: [oztori] Scarlet's Strut - A New Quizzie >Question 1 > >"Winter" makes you > >d) put your new gloves on Umm ... I kinda wanted to put my new BOOTS on, but my father's glove will do instead I guess :) ~Bindy Go to: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ for Ramblings From The Moon Child _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Aug 2002 09:25:47 +1000 From: "¤Jøhn¤ ." Subject: [oztori] OzTori posts.. like violence.. break the silence AndrewR: >Is John Lacey the same poster as Will Johncock? I feel a defamation suit coming on. No, I am NOT the aforementioned individual but rather someone completely different. I am not, nor am I associated with, any other Johns.... not Daniel Johns, John Travolta (*shudder*) or anyone else for that matter. As for listening to Tori with headphones... that's usually the only way I listen to Tori. It's not really a deliberate thing either, I just like listening at night and for the benefit of others I don't want it to be too loud. It's also really interesting to listen to Tori just before one sleeps to see if it "effects" (or should that be affects? LOL... yeah Tori sure it was "really good wine" we know the truth! :P) the dreamscape etc. Anyway bye for now. _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Aug 2002 06:20:48 +0100 (BST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= Subject: [oztori] your hand on my heart! hey everyone, thanks to a nice person on the Throwing Music messageboards, I downloaded this: http://www.killrockstars.com/bands/sleater-kinney/audio/Oh.mp3 and have had that one mp3 on repeat for the past two days and encourage everyone else to give it a listen! its tops! you'll love it if you like Skulker, Magic Dirt...basically its riot-grrl with a capital POP. Love it! Fans of Juliana Hatfield might like it too. Its lush! Although fans of Lush won't necessarily like it. But then I'm a Lush fan and I like it, so its obviously not a hard and fast rule, even though the song is. I-don't-mind-a-I-a-don't-a-mind-a. Tired of the big so-so, xo (whoo that rhymes) Dan ===== And I'm so sad like a good book I can't put this Day Back a sorta fairytale with you Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Aug 2002 00:07:57 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] your hand on my heart! Daniel wrote: *snip something about a non-Tori mp3.. (I read your 'Throwing Music' as Throwing Muses.. and was initially going to put 'about a Throwing Muses mp3')* I thought your e-mail was going to be about the up n'coming Kylie Minogue spesh on Rage this Sat'dy nite, with that 'hand on your heart'-esque subject heading! Hehehe. But alas.. 'twas not to be. Tori content - I don't think Rage are ever gonna have a Tori spesh 'less she dies. New Oztori poll: which would you rather? ;) PS - fuck the new Yahoo settings really shit me. Look out for more mean n' twisted e-mails from me as a consequence! Nathan. _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better http://health.yahoo.com ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V2 #224 ****************************