From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V2 #222 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Wednesday, July 31 2002 Volume 02 : Number 222 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] OT: Nick Cave [=?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= ] [oztori] #oztori [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] delurking [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] You can wear the quadraform and I could play along [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] OT: Nick Cave [AndrewR ] [oztori] teste [AndrewR ] [oztori] Re: Hamsters [rchrisp@btopenworld.com] [oztori] Replies [rchrisp@btopenworld.com] [oztori] Re: oztori-digest V2 #221 [=?iso-8859-1?q?Dylan=20Plant?= ] Re: [oztori] Re: oztori-digest V2 #221 ["Bevan Burkin" ] Re: [oztori] Scarlet's Strut - A New Quizzie [=?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= Subject: Re: [oztori] OT: Nick Cave I'm a big Cave fan, so I *might* be able to answer your question, if you give me more info (don't watch SLOU). Do you remember any of the lyrics? Was it sung or spoken? Do you know if it was a new song or old? Etc etc. I had dinner with my friend Mel (who's also a big Cave fan AND a big SLOU fan) a few weeks ago, and she mentioned that they'd been playing Nick on SLOU, so I could always ask her which it was, if we can't work it out in the meantime ... I'm having dinner with her on Friday ... :-) J Jennifer Teapot wrote: Okay, this is going to sound a bit confusing, but I'm looking for a song by Nick Cave. It was on The Secret Life Of Us a few weeks ago, when Evan was playing all those old albums. I know it's by Nick Cave, it's a slow song and it has irish or scottish music in the background. It was playing when Evan was hugging the ex-alcoholic (Annie Jones!). That's an incredibly bad description, but any help would be immensely appreciated. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * NP: Desperately Wanting - Better Than Ezra Visit: http://datura.notsweet.net Read: http://fireandwater.diaryland.com "so I went by - 'cause I had the time, and told the Northern Lights to keep shining, they told me to tell you - they're waving" [Tori Amos - Amber Waves] * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Digital How To- Get the best out of your PC! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2002 19:56:56 +1000 From: "Pamela Collom" Subject: Re: [oztori] OT: Nick Cave Shit. Nina told me what it was they played....( I'm Nick Cave's bit on the side but I don't watch Secret life) and I've forgotten. So yes. NINA. I'll ask Nick next time I'm shagging him. Pam _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2002 04:55:12 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] #oztori Me in there (OzOrg server) atm (9:57pm) if anyone carez... *hoping dat somebody doez* Naffin. Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better http://health.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2002 23:35:13 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] delurking At 18:55 29/07/2002 -0700, Nathan "." wrote: >Dylan Plant wrote: > >> Hey everyone, >> >> Just wondering if everyone got the email from >> toriamos.com? No, what e-mail... does toriamos.com know all Tori fan's e-mail addies!?! :) >>Sounds >> interesting, can't wait to see the vid for A Sorta >> Fairytale! And i'm >> wondering if Oct. 29 is the date for ova here as >> well, prolly not >> knowing record companies! > >Probably not, because Oct 29th is a Choozday, and we >get new releases on Mondays 'ere, unlike the US... so >'if all goes well', I imagine it should be Oct. 28th. Or sometimes even on the Sunday. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2002 23:39:11 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] You can wear the quadraform and I could play along At 23:46 29/07/2002 -0700, Nathan "." wrote: >Roozi aka riot poofter > wrote: > >> well der. i'm a terrible typist and never check what >> i've typed, but i can >> assure you i'm a spelling nazi myself... > >Complete with the matching SS uniform? ;) Only for the words that HAVE a double-s! :) note: penis has one s. :) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2002 23:43:35 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] OT: Nick Cave At 19:56 30/07/2002 +1000, Pamela Collom wrote: >Shit. Nina told me what it was they played....( I'm Nick Cave's bit on the >side but I don't watch Secret life) > >and I've forgotten. So yes. NINA. > >I'll ask Nick next time I'm shagging him. > OK, I read that as "I'll ask Nina next time I'm shagging him" and then my brain went "him"? "Wha?" "Read again... Nick" "Hahhahah" "Must post witty observation to the list" "type" "send" "eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding" :) Andrew >Pam Such a sweet girl. "mmmmm Gummy Venus" LOL! ;o) Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2002 23:47:38 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] teste test(e) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2002 16:43:36 +0100 (BST) From: rchrisp@btopenworld.com Subject: [oztori] Re: Hamsters > From: "riot poofter" >>> Murder on the Dancefloor >>> But you'd better not steal the groove > and what does hamster woman mean?? s.e.b. > is completely fabulous... she fucken looks like a *Hamster*. ugh. tooo much green eye make up is *not* a good thing. rachael ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2002 16:47:41 +0100 (BST) From: rchrisp@btopenworld.com Subject: [oztori] Replies Dylan wrote: > mmm listening to chillout sessions > (borrowed from a friend at work) luv this > CD... ohh we've got that as our "on hold" cd at the moment at work. > ooohhh...stupid farking connex trains i > swear to god...my stopping all stations was > cancelled (cos my train stop nearest work > is on an express section) and the next > train was the express to Clifton Hill and > hadda wait there for about 15mins for the > next all stations... its like that at the moment here (well, its *always* like that here, but even more so at the moment due to the games. bah, tourists.) > its my sisters 1st b'day today... ohhh i remember when she was born!! rachael xxxx ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 09:18:41 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Dylan=20Plant?= Subject: [oztori] Re: oztori-digest V2 #221 > Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2002 02:31:31 +0100 (BST) > From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= > Subject: Re: [oztori] delurking > > > Ooh, was entering in the tracks into winamp for TVAB > > and accidentally > > for Riot Proof, typed in Riot Poof...damn u roozi! > > LOL... > > "Riot Poof" is the real title...unless you have the > promo version, in which case its called "Riot Proof". > Yay confusing record companies. Are there any other > Belly fans out there who still have no idea whether > its "Hot Burrito #1" or "Hot Burrito #2"? Well the track listing on my copy of TVAB says Riot Proof, so how the hell was I supposed to know??? Noone eva told me that it was actually Riot Poof...actually no it doesn't I've just always called it that...whoops... > ------------------------------ > > Date: Mon, 29 Jul 2002 18:55:34 -0700 (PDT) > From: Nathan "." > Subject: Re: [oztori] delurking > > Dylan Plant wrote: > > > Hey everyone, > > > > Just wondering if everyone got the email from > > toriamos.com? Sounds > > interesting, can't wait to see the vid for A Sorta > > Fairytale! And i'm > > wondering if Oct. 29 is the date for ova here as > > well, prolly not > > knowing record companies! > > Probably not, because Oct 29th is a Choozday, and we > get new releases on Mondays 'ere, unlike the US... so > 'if all goes well', I imagine it should be Oct. 28th. *sigh* typical > > > Ooh, was entering in the tracks into winamp for TVAB > > and accidentally > > for Riot Proof, typed in Riot Poof...damn u roozi! > > Erm, Riot Poof actually IS Riot POOF, not "Proof". > > *are you dyslexic, Dylz?* Dyslexics of the world, Untie!!!!! lol > > Nathan. > Date: Mon, 29 Jul 2002 23:46:09 -0700 (PDT) > From: Nathan "." > Subject: [oztori] You can wear the uniform and I could play along > (was Re: [oztori] Gravel Voice) > > Roozi aka riot poofter > wrote: > > > well der. i'm a terrible typist and never check what > > i've typed, but i can > > assure you i'm a spelling nazi myself... > > Complete with the matching SS uniform? ;) Admit it Nayth, ur just a sucker for a boi in uniform aren't u? :-) (this little black duck is at any rate hint, hint! LOL :)) > > Naffin. And in other news, my parents are going away next week!!! yay I can watch what i want, jump on da net when i want...sooo can't wait!!! LOL a friend of mine suggested i organize an orgy...LOL, how about an OzTori orgy??? ROFL... Dylan "Fan-Fairy-Tastic!" ===== Cheers dylan http://digital.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Digital How To - - Get the best out of your PC! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 11:40:44 +1000 From: Zac Ariel Subject: Re: [oztori] Re: oztori-digest V2 #221 Wednesday, July 31, 2002, 9:18:41 AM, Dylan muttered: DP> Admit it Nayth, ur just a sucker for a boi in uniform aren't u? :-) DP> (this little black duck is at any rate hint, hint! LOL :)) dylan, what fetishes *aren't* you a sucker for, exactly? *g* zac ================================================== zac ariel - web junkie m: 0414 229 299 e: zac@comcen.com.au w: www.level21.net ================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 10:54:07 +0800 From: "Bevan Burkin" Subject: Re: [oztori] Re: oztori-digest V2 #221 Dylan said > Well the track listing on my copy of TVAB says Riot Proof, so how the > hell was I supposed to know??? Noone eva told me that it was actually > Riot Poof...actually no it doesn't I've just always called it > that...whoops... LOL .. Me too!! Only just looked and mine says "Poof" as well ... deary me! > LOL, how about an OzTori orgy??? ROFL... Say my name, bitch! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 11:52:42 +0800 From: "Bevan Burkin" Subject: [oztori] Scarlet's Strut - A New Quizzie Well folks, I am sad to report I have got another job and won't have so much time on my hands anymore. So I've set aside the whole morning to make up a silly Tori quizzie! And smoke lots of bongs. Jot down the letter of your response, add up the totals and read my fascinating insight into your very own Tori-Personality! By the way - SPELLING NAZI'S - You're going to have a field day with this because I don't have a spell checker on my e-mail program. Or the inclination to use a dictionary or poof read. *g* Question 1 "Winter" makes you a) want to rock on your chair until it's just slightly off feeling too good b) ball your eyes out c) start to look out onto the horizon and contemplate the very meaning of being d) put your new gloves on e) skip to the next song Question 2 "Humpty Dumpty" makes you a) think Tori is the single most drug fucked musician in the business b) do what you think is a very funky dance in the privacy of your own home c) sing along and absolutely relish screaming "betty louise" d) take up the black arts to curse the mother fucker fans who have a copy on cd d) crave camembert cheese Question 3 "Raspberry Swirl" makes you a) burn your bra b) develop a fetish for cherry red coloured clothing and accessories c) steal the closest black curtain and run around madly with it hanging from your back d) immediately picture yourself on stage, in drag, with a crowd screaming your name e) think about why none of the girls like you Question 4 "Spark" makes you a) feel as if it is you being chased through the woods by a fucking psycho b) think tori is the bomb c) totally understand and sympathise with tori's pain d) totally get off on tori's pain e) give me more, give me more, give me more Question 5 "A Sorta Fairytale" makes you a) adopt a silly new nickname b) think that this time, tori has just got to get to number one, because this one is just the best ever c) hope to christ triple j play it d) sing along and really get into it, thoughts of tori's fabulosity are increasing second by second e) extremely frustrated it won't download faster Question 6 "gold dust" makes you a) think tori is a musical genious and has created a total masterpiece b) picture yourself in tacky 80's glamour trickling gold glitter onto a small audience c) alfie? alfie? who the fuck is alfie? d) surprised to hear better strings than on yes, anastacia e) go and get fucked with all your immoral mp3 downloading! Question 7 "Blood Roses" makes you a) wince and get embarassed if your friends hear you playing it b) shave every place he has been c) wonder if tori caught something from that piglet d) want to desperately own a harpsichord e) smile and think that the bastard got exactly what he deserved Question 8 "1,000 Oceans" makes you a) crack your fingers and warm up the keyboard for a firey discussion of its virtues b) feel very claustrophobic c) vomit d) feel all soft and sweet e) it's "a thousand oceans" Question 9 "Cornflake Girl" makes you a) immediately brag that tori beat sarah jessica parker to a cornflakes commercial role b) hide yourself away from society and sunlight and devote your life to an electronic newspaper about somebody famous c) get all fluttery and suddenly cry out "i love you tori!" d) fucking hate tori and her fingers - how hard is this to play?! e) laugh because you only hear it coles these days Question 10 Tori looked the best when a) she had on bad foundation, too red hair dye, green velveteen catsuit-esque-thing and massive red juba lips b) she went au natural with natural foundation, hair dye and designer hession sack c) she explored bestiality on the farm d) she finally learnt what a sparkly apron and crimper could do for a girl e) she was preggers 1 a) 5 b) 2 c) 4 d) 1 e) 3 2 a) 1 b) 2 c) 3 d) 4 e) 5 3 a) 2 b) 1 c) 5 d) 3 e) 4 4 a) 4 b) 5 c) 2 d) 1 e) 3 5 a) 1 b) 2 c) 4 d) 3 e) 5 6 a) 1 b) 2 c) 3 d) 4 e) 5 7 a) 1 b) 2 c) 3 d) 5 e) 4 8 a) 2 b) 1 c) 3 d) 4 e) 5 9 a) 2 b) 4 c) 3 d) 5 e) 1 10 a) 3 b) 4 c) 5 d) 2 e) 1 If you scored 0 - 10 then you are an EARTHY TORI and probably are Virgo, Capricorn or Taurus 11 - 20 then you are an AIRY FAIRY and probably Libran, Gemini or Aquarian 21 - 30 then you are a FIREY RED HED and probably Leo, Sag or Aries 31 - 40 then are are a NAUTICAL NUN and are Scorp, Cancer or Pisces 41 - 50 then are probably Tori Amos herself! I LOVE YOU TORI!!! Call me!! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 15:03:08 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: [oztori] Tori's birth chart Someone that I can't remember the name of asked about Tori's astrological birth chart (at least that's how I remembered it) quite some time ago. I meant to track down one that was posted on RDTRN, but opted for the Google search instead. Here's two sites (and I haven't read any of them, don't have the head for it at the moment): http://www.adze.com/bios/htm/1963/08220001.html http://www.khaldea.com/charts/toriamos.shtml Oh well, I managed to find the one posted to RDTRN: http://astrozine.astrology.com/tamos.html http://astrozine.astrology.com/stars/reports/tamos.html X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.freewebs.com/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.freewebs.com/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 06:31:47 +0100 (BST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Scarlet's Strut - A New Quizzie > 31 - 40 then are are a NAUTICAL NUN and are Scorp, > Cancer or Pisces spot on! you should probably post this on the dent forumz. or not. xo dan ===== And I'm so sad like a good book I can't put this Day Back a sorta fairytale with you Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 14:10:25 +0800 From: "Bevan Burkin" Subject: Re: [oztori] Scarlet's Strut - A New Quizzie > you should probably post this on the dent forumz. or > not. What a fantastic idea! Like a social experiement. I'll do a *little* editing. Can't stand spelling flames! *deep breath* ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2002 23:38:24 -0700 (PDT) From: "Too Much" <2much@elvis.com> Subject: Re: [oztori] Scarlet's Strut - A New Quizzie hey Bevan (& the rest) sorry to hear your return to oztori was so brief, now I will be the only Perth person on here with anything to say. but that was a cool quiz you made... > 31 - 40 then are are a NAUTICAL NUN and are Scorp, > Cancer or Pisces I got 38. & I'm a Scorpio. you're a clever boy. :) Henry. too much of a diary: http://2much.livejournal.com/ and you can laugh a spineless laugh we hope your rules and wisdom choke you - ------------------------------------------------- Get your free @Elvis e-mail account at Elvis.com! http://www.elvis.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 31 Jul 2002 16:10:15 +0930 From: "Eliseo, Adele" Subject: RE: [oztori] Scarlet's Strut - A New Quizzie Hi My name is Adele and I'm a new member as of today. Was wondering if there are any Adelaide members out there and also if anyone knows if Tori's next tour will be coming to Australia Adele ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V2 #222 ****************************