From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V2 #208 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Wednesday, July 17 2002 Volume 02 : Number 208 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] smeg: deity of sex, magic, ecstasy & gin (these are a few of my favourite things!) ["Bevan Burkin" <] Re: [oztori] Goddess of Sex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll ["Lavenda" ] Re: [oztori] [insert fawk here] ["Bindy ." ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 13:39:00 +0800 From: "Bevan Burkin" Subject: [oztori] smeg: deity of sex, magic, ecstasy & gin (these are a few of my favourite things!) Lavs wrote quite hilariously: > (ooh, and we just got her potty trained, thank smeg!) Lavs - funniest shit I have read in a long time. If memory serves me - smeg is one of your favourite words? hehehe Imagine if every instance of the word "jesus" or "god" was replaced with "smeg". For even more fun than replacing "force" with "pants" in Star Wars try "smeg". Use the smeg Luke .. be the smeg .. make the smeg your friend ... The smeg is very strong in this one ... *excuse me while I laugh at my own wittiness* Tori relevance? "so you can make me come, that doesn't make you smeg" Is there a girl term for smeg?? I've only ever heard it said about .. well .. uncut boys. Do I really want to ask this question?? yours in smeg Bevan "A Sorta Fairy" ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 15:43:12 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] Goddess of Sex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll > "Hurry up! Hurry up!" > > oh... that was a blackboard ;o) Um, I always thought it was Bill Steamshovel (oe whatever it's name was). > At 13:38 17/07/2002 +1000, Lavenda wrote: > > >Well, you have a wild side ;) They should have had Hathor. Gotta love a > >woman who flashes her vagina to cheer a bloke (Ra) up :) > > > > Now why didn't she do that on Stargate-SG1?? ;o) ~evil grin~ if I ever get around to writing the fanfic I had an idea for... but it wouldn't lead to a sex scene, I couldn't keep a straight face trying to write one. Then again, by the time we saw Hathor, Ra was dead. I s'pose Apophis (being a snake in the mythology, though not a one-eyed trouser snake) would have been appropriate. ;) X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.freewebs.com/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.freewebs.com/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 15:45:14 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] smeg: deity of sex, magic, ecstasy & gin (these are a few of my favourite things!) > Lavs - funniest shit I have read in a long time. If memory serves me - smeg > is one of your favourite words? hehehe Imagine if every instance of the word > "jesus" or "god" was replaced with "smeg". For even more fun than replacing > "force" with "pants" in Star Wars try "smeg". [snip] lol :) Hmm, I'm not aware of a Red Dwarf drinking game, but a drink for every time someone said smeg... (paraphrasing) "Smeg! What the smegging smeg has he done? He's gone and smegging killed me" would jsut about drain the glass. > Is there a girl term for smeg?? I've only ever heard it said about .. well .. > uncut boys. Do I really want to ask this question?? Well, the full term 'smegma' is yes, related to male hygene. There is bound to be a word for a female equivalent, but if I've heard it I've forgotten it. > yours in smeg I hope you're not (in smeg)! X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.freewebs.com/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.freewebs.com/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 23:24:08 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Monkey magic and Lavs bubs Lavenda wrote: > Still due 16th of Oct, and going very well. A happy > little kicker (but > things aren't squishy yet, so the kicks aren't > painful. The ones in the > bladder are @!#$&^%* :) lol 'babykick' fetish? File under 'childbirth' fetish. Nathan: adult-baby-kick-during-childbirth fetishist. _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! 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From Mosby's medical, nursing & allied health dictionary - 3rd edition (for the li's of the world who don't know about these vile things :P ) (lol incidentally there is a mis-print where they put the definition to smegma TWICE consecutively!) "SMEGMA [Gk, soap] a secretion of sebaceous glads, especially the cheesy, foul-smelling secretion often found under the foreskin of the penis and at the base of the labia minora near the glans clitoris" See, chicks can call it 'smeg' too :P Actually, smegma has its uses - despite often being thought of as 'foul' as mentioned above. It apparently is secreted for a reason (er, what which I'm not exactly sure) - 'cept it may help in warding off infection, etc. 'tis prolly just much maligned by the pro-circumcision bible bashers. Nathan - adult-smegma-baby-kick-during-childbirth fetishist. _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! Autos - Get free new car price quotes http://autos.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 16:39:10 +0930 From: "lb" Subject: Re: [oztori] smeg: deity of sex, magic, ecstasy & gin (these are a few of my favourite things!) Dr. Nayth wrote: > >From Mosby's medical, nursing & allied health > dictionary - 3rd edition (for the li's of the world > who don't know about these vile things :P ) Can a man 'bareback' with a woman, or does it have to be with another guy? (while on the topic of my ignorance). > (lol incidentally there is a mis-print where they put > the definition to smegma TWICE consecutively!) someone obviously shared your enthusiasm! > "SMEGMA [Gk, soap] > > a secretion of sebaceous glads, especially the cheesy, > foul-smelling secretion often found under the foreskin > of the penis and at the base of the labia minora near > the glans clitoris" err... ewwww! Who are these people? Do they not wash? "cheesy" - is that really necessary? ewwwwwww. Uncut men on the list - that's a hygiene thing right? Not just a foreskin-bearing thing? ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 23:51:28 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] smeg: deity of sex, magic, ecstasy & gin (these are a few of my favourite things!) Nurse Li wrote (ooooooh the roleplays we could have..) : > Dr. Nayth wrote: > Can a man 'bareback' with a woman, lol I'm sure if he wants to... Can a woman 'bareback' a man though is the q'n. > "cheesy" - is that really necessary? ewwwwwww. Yes that is not a nice visual at all. Think about that, non-veggie folks amongst us, next time you are eating a cheesebugger from MacD's. Nathan. _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! Autos - Get free new car price quotes http://autos.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 16:57:29 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] A Smegma Fairytale At 23:32 16/07/2002 -0700, Nathan "." wrote: >Lavenda wrote: [snip] >Actually, smegma has its uses [snip] Where does the brand of Kitchen appliances fit into all of this!?! ;o) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 17:00:26 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: Re: [oztori] [insert fawk here] Andrew mentioned: >Do you have the Wedding episode from Buffy or the "Cordy and Gru arrive >home" episode from Angel - on Video?? ;o) LMAO You STILL after that Andrew! Now we are bugging the newbies for it! ~Bindy Go to: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ for Ramblings From The Moon Child _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V2 #208 ****************************