From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V2 #207 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Wednesday, July 17 2002 Volume 02 : Number 207 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] to scarlet & back + Gaydar (was A Sorta Fairytale) [Nathan "] Re: [oztori] to scarlet & back + Gaydar (was A Sorta Fairytale) ["lb" ] [oztori] Headline - Bogansville: meet the new in-crowd [Rachael ] [oztori] I've finally remembered... ["Lavenda" ] [oztori] Looking for another quiz? ["Lavenda" ] [oztori] [insert awkward introduction here] [=?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= ] Re: [oztori] [insert awkward introduction here] - Part I [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] [insert fawk here] [AndrewR ] [oztori] lake titicaca [AndrewR ] RE: [oztori] Monkey magic and Lavs bubs ["ennui" ] Re: [oztori] Goddess of Sex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll [AndrewR ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 00:53:26 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] to scarlet & back + Gaydar (was A Sorta Fairytale) lb wrote: > Englighten me people: What is a 'straight acting > guy'? It always amuses me when you see a self-proclaimed 'straight'-acting guy on a Kylie Minogue forum ;) (lol, not that I go to Kylie forumz). > And how can he be a > 'single gay man' but have 'out' as 'inapplicable'? > > Also - does it not strike you as amusing that he's > put "anything but C+W" > given the picture? WTF is "C+W"? On the topic of gaydar profiles.. I always find it amusing that people never put anything beneath "Average" for 'dick/bust size'. 'course people wouldn't lie about *that* :) > Also, I'd just like to ask anyone that's on gaydar - > what exactly does "rather not say" mean when > answering the safe sex q? Gotta love the "rather not say" for Drugs?: response. Nathan. _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! Autos - Get free new car price quotes http://autos.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 18:17:04 +0930 From: "lb" Subject: Re: [oztori] to scarlet & back + Gaydar (was A Sorta Fairytale) Nayth: > WTF is "C+W"? Country and Western of course! > On the topic of gaydar profiles.. I always find it > amusing that people never put anything beneath > "Average" for 'dick/bust size'. Yeah indeed. I've never seen anyone put 'large' either, though I'm SURE they do. > Gotta love the "rather not say" for Drugs?: response. And the, as I mentioned to Naff, "rather not say" for the Ethnic Origins response. I mean, really guys! I think you're giving yourselves away here! I mean, I understand that someone may not want to put ethnic origins 'cause it shouldn't bloody matter, but you'd "rather not say" whether or not you practice safe sex or take drugs? "err". > Nathan. > _______________________________________________________ > Yahoo! Autos - Get free new car price dildos > http://autos.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 18:40:20 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] Pink, Fairytale Boys Read StrangeLittleEarthquakes At 00:53 16/07/2002 -0700, Nathan "." wrote: >WTF is "C+W"? Carrots + Worschtershire Sauce Country And Western, Nathan. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 18:44:12 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Fairytale Boys Read StrangeLittleEarthquakes Under Venus At 18:40 16/07/2002 +1000, AndrewR wrote: Bugger, forgot Venus ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 19:20:03 +1000 From: "riot poofter" Subject: Re: [oztori] to scarlet & back + Gaydar (was A Sorta Fairytale) >On the topic of gaydar profiles.. I always find it >amusing that people never put anything beneath >"Average" for 'dick/bust size'. well, who would do that? i think you will find that a lot of people don't put anything for that... which usually but not always translates to "small" LOL _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 19:27:17 +1000 From: "riot poofter" Subject: Re: [oztori] to scarlet & back + Gaydar (was A Sorta Fairytale) >>hehe. no (shutup nayth). I just browse gaydar.com.au occasionally if I'm >bored and go "oh he's cute" and forward the details to horny friends? :-\ > >Does that make me weird? U h o h ..... um... yes... but then again, i browsed straight dating webistes for women for my bisexual bf to meet hehehehe but i *know* i'm weird! Roozi _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 19:33:20 +1000 From: "riot poofter" Subject: Re: [oztori] OT gaydar.com.au >Also, I'd just like to ask anyone that's on gaydar - what exactly does >"rather >not say" mean when answering the safe sex q? it means none of your goddamned business... or "not sure" or "no definite position on that"... >Are they just trying to hide the fact that they DON'T practice safe sex? Or >saying that they *prefer* not to? quite possibly, yes, "barebacking" (bb) is quite a phenomenon these days... _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 19:40:24 +1000 From: "riot poofter" Subject: Re: [oztori] to scarlet & back (was A Sorta Fairytale) >Maybe I should have a TORI RELATED handle - that isn't stupid (examples of >stupid that I have seen include: RaspSugarBlissSparkBomb, Faeareary, >BlackDoveSwanGirl498483 etc. etc. ). well, mione is tori related and i find it has teh advantage of getting messages from other toriphiles... some of whom are even cute! xx roozi _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 19:36:56 +1000 From: "riot poofter" Subject: Re: [oztori] to scarlet & back + Gaydar (was A Sorta Fairytale) >> > >So - OH MY GOD - Is my handle sucky? I want official feedback people! > > >Would it help to know it is an Ab Fab reference? I've used it since >98! yes i knew that... is what edina refers to sarah (saff';s best friend) as... during the rant about low alcohol cider ("last nite at a p[rty i drank a whole can!") _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 19:43:29 +0930 From: "lb" Subject: Re: [oztori] OT gaydar.com.au Roozi: > it means none of your goddamned business... or "not sure" or "no definite > position on that"... But don't you think it's kind of relevant? > >Are they just trying to hide the fact that they DON'T practice safe sex? Or > >saying that they *prefer* not to? > > quite possibly, yes, "barebacking" (bb) is quite a phenomenon these days... ooh what's that? ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 19:48:08 +1000 From: Rachael Subject: [oztori] Headline - Bogansville: meet the new in-crowd Greetings, Rachael wants you to know about a story on www.theage.com.au Personal Message: something to amuse you all... Bogansville: meet the new in-crowd By Michelle Griffin July 16 2002 URL: http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2002/07/15/1026185158244.html ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 20:24:13 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: [oztori] Aussie interview from 94 Yes, trauling the RDTRN archives again. This interview was done for Beat magazine by a list member, and is the unedited transcript. http://www.torithoughts.org/rdtrn/archives/upenn/digest.9407/msg00037.html#5 X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.freewebs.com/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.freewebs.com/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 20:34:54 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: [oztori] I've finally remembered... I got 39% on that typical Tori fan test. X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.freewebs.com/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.freewebs.com/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 21:20:25 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: [oztori] Looking for another quiz? http://quiz.women.com/games/tests/goddess.htm Pretty lame, but I think I got the best of the bunch (36.4% Artemis). X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.freewebs.com/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.freewebs.com/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 21:30:12 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: [oztori] [insert awkward introduction here] So, um, hi everyone. Thought it was about time I signed up for this thing, particularly after having my spirits lifted this morning by a fairly reliable 'little birdie' who told me we can expect a visit soon from a certain someone (trying not to get my hopes up too much, but at the same time I don't want to miss out on *any* further possible info), and also because of the declining state of @forumz "post-Dent" (I'm guessing no explanations are needed on that one ... ). Anyhow, I'm not too sure how this list thing works (part of the reason I've been a bit apprehensive about joining before now), but I thought I might as well come and say 'hi'. I know the welcome email said I should introduce myself, but that felt way too much like the first week of a Philosophy tute, and that's a whole lotta flashbacks I don't need to deal with today. ;-) Jules - --------------------------------- SOLD.com.au- Find yourself a bargain! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 05:15:12 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] [insert awkward introduction here] - Part I Fuck, I think I'm gonna have to re-send this in 2 parts, as it exceeds the max. k limit of posts you can send to this list: PT 1: - -------- "Velcum" Julian 2 dis list! It was once customary for me to insult/scare off any newbie members, so here goes: I hope the 'P' for your surname isn't 'Posterino' - if so, you suck! (this Julian was a guy in q'n at my high school... but he wasn't exactly the brightest spark either, so assuming that you're a little smarter than that [hey, you're a Tori fan!], I asume you are not he). Now to deal with your introductory e-mail: > Thought it was about time I signed up for this > thing, particularly after having my spirits lifted > this morning by a fairly reliable 'little birdie' > who told me we can expect a visit soon from a > certain someone (trying not to get my hopes up too > much, but at the same time I don't want to miss out > on *any* further possible info), and also because of > the declining state of @forumz "post-Dent" lol those forums are CAPABLE of *declining*? We all thought they were rock-bottom from the beginning. > Anyhow, I'm not too sure how this list thing works > (part of the reason I've been a bit apprehensive > about joining before now), but I thought I might as > well come and say 'hi'. OK, here's the 'in a nutshell' version of how this list works: - - basically, 'anything goes' here - ie, we mostly tend to talk about irrelevent, off topic crap; - - expect lulls occasionally where you get 0 e-mails somedays, and then floods where you get 45 the next; - - don't get pissy because approximately 0.2% of posts are related to Tori; - - it is the 'in' thing on this list to full on bag Tori & other list members, so go ahead. Start by admitting that SLG was crappola. > I know the welcome email said I should introduce > myself, but that felt way too much like the first > week of a Philosophy tute, Oooooooooh B.A. student, hey? You'll fit right in on here then. You haven't enrolled in multiple courses and not completed them have you? If you have, you'll fit in even better. > and that's a whole lotta > flashbacks I don't need to deal with today. > > ;-) > > Jules See next e-mail for part II: Nathan. _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! Autos - Get free new car price quotes http://autos.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 05:16:30 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] [insert awkward introduction here] - Part II PT 2: (For Julian P) - -------- So now, tell us your life-story in 50 words or less.. And why not take my 'How stereotypical a Tori Amos fan are you?' quiz!: The 'How stereotypical a Tori Amos fan are you?" quiz: Note down your answers on a piece of paper, and refer to the scoring guide at the end once you've finished to answer the above question: 1. Your age is: a) below 16 (included for lil dan's purposes) b) 16-19 c) 20-something d) 30+ e) 160 in dog years 2. Do you believe in fairies? a) Yes b) No c) It's "faeries" d) Only the tooth one e) I *am* one! 3. Your sexuality is best described as: a) Heterosexual b) Homosexual c) Bisexual d) Transsexual e) Dysfunctional 4. Are you a rape victim? a) Yes b) No c) Yes, I said d) 'Emotionally', yes e) I'm a SURVIVOR, I'm not gonna give up, I'm not gonna stop. etc. 5. Do you listen to mostly female singers? a) Yes b) No c) It's about even d) Yes, well I presume they're female e) There are male singers?! 6. The no. of hours you spend online each day on average is: a) Zero b) Less than one c) 1-2 d) 2-5 e) Who's counting?! 7. Your hair is: a) Red b) Dyed red c) Something other than red but I'm considering dying it soon d) Grey and the fires are burning e) Got a kitten tangled up in it f) None of the above 8. Amongst your list of 'academic accomplishments' is/are: a) Drop out from one tertiary course b) Drop out from more than one tertiary course c) Drop out from honours but completion of pass degree d) Drop out from high school e) Drop out from prestigious musical conservatorium at age 11 f) Completion of one or more effectively useless qualifications g) None of the above h) I don't have any academic accomplishments 9. You visit a shrink: a) Once a week or more b) "Regularly", but less than once a week on average c) I don't really need to, but I still go anyway d) I do really need to, but I haven't been yet e) I don't need to see a shrink at all f) I don't need to see a shrink at all (except for this pathological denial I'm in) g) Tori's music is my 'shrink' 10. If you were at a Tori concert, you would be the audience member most likely to: a) Yell out "GO MYRA-ELLEN!" b) Lip-synch badly to her songs and end up on the video of the concert released c) Go through 16 boxes of Kleenex for crying d) Cough at the wrong time e) Not do anything noteworthy and be "good little roses" f) Be the lady in the white shirt 11. Amongst your psychiatric diagnoses is/are: a) Depression b) Anxiety disorder c) Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder d) Conversion Disorder e) Post-traumatic Stress Disorder f) Pre-traumatic Stress Disorder g) Disorder Not Otherwise Specified (ie, I've got the shrinks baffled!) h) More than one of the above i) Nothing 12. Have you suffered a miscarriage? a) Yes b) Yes, more than one c) No d) I'm a guy, duh e) I don't think I'm pregnant 13. In your CD collection, you have albums by: a) PJ Harvey b) Bjork c) Kate Bush d) More than one of the above e) All of the above f) None of the above 14. Your ultimate goal in life is to: a) Construct a post-post-modern feminist theory b) Seek revenge on the male species c) Pay off my HECS debt of $234234324980 (although I still don't have a piece of paper to show for any of it!) d) Get married, have kids, live a normal life, etc. e) Reduce my reliance on anti-depressants f) Become Tori's slave g) Die and then bribe the undertaker h) Not make any goals 15. Your personality is best described as (please choose ONE only.. yes, I know it must be hard for you kids!) a) Quirky b) Normal c) Boring d) Borderline e) Obsessive f) MPD g) Since when have I had a personality? THE END. Now match your responses to the scores below, then tally them and find how you 'measure up': SCORES/POINTS - ------------------------- Q. 1: a) 3 b) 4 c) 5 d) 1 e) 2 Q. 2: a) 4 b) 1 c) 5 d) 2 e) 3 Q. 3: a) 1 b) 4 c) 3 d) 2 e) 5 Q. 4: a) 5 b) 1 c) 3 d) 4 e) 2 Q. 5: a) 4 b) 1 c) 2 d) 3 e) 5 Q. 6: a) 1 b) 2 c) 3 d) 4 e) 5 Q. 7: a) 4 b) 6 c) 5 d) 3 e) 2 f) 1 Q. 8: a) 7 b) 8 c) 3 d) 2 e) 4 f) 6 g) 1 h) 5 Q. 9: a) 7 b) 5 c) 6 d) 3 e) 1 f) 2 g) 4 Q. 10: a) 5 b) 4 c) 6 d) 3 e) 2 f) 1 Q. 11: a) 6 b) 5 c) 4 d) 2 e) 3 f) 7 g) 8 h) 9 i) 1 Q. 12 a) 5 b) 4 c) 2 d) 1 e) 3 Q. 13: a) 2 b) 4 c) 3 d) 5 e) 6 f) 1 Q: 14: a) 6 b) 7 c) 5 d) 1 e) 4 f) 8 g) 3 h) 2 Q. 15: a) 5 b) 1 c) 3 d) 7 e) 6 f) 4 g) 2 TALLY Total the no. of points you scored: Divide this no. by 92 and you will get your 'Stereotypical Tori Amos fan' Percentage Score. ======================================================= Nathan. _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! Autos - Get free new car price quotes http://autos.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 22:16:57 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] [insert awkward introduction here] > So, um, hi everyone. Hi yurself :) > Thought it was about time I signed up for this thing, particularly after having my spirits lifted this morning by a fairly reliable 'little birdie' who told me we can expect a visit soon from a certain someone (trying not to get my hopes up too much, but at the same time I don't want to miss out on *any* further I'll believe it when I see it. Even with talk of an international tour, even if I hear from someone who's talked to an Epic rep, even if Tori says it herself (since things can change), my hope ba.ll.oon has so many holes in it, it can barely stay off the ground. > Anyhow, I'm not too sure how this list thing works (part of the reason I've been a bit apprehensive about joining before now), but I thought I might as well come and say 'hi'. Read the archives :) Basically, it's a free for all. X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.freewebs.com/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.freewebs.com/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 22:34:08 +1000 From: Jonceski Jasmina Subject: Re: [oztori] [insert awkward introduction here] From: Julian P I like this handle..in re to talk of earlier today ;) > So, um, hi everyone. g'day g'day. pay no attention to Naff...he is the doormat that speaks.... > Thought it was about time I signed up for this thing, particularly > after having my spirits lifted this morning by a fairly reliable > 'little birdie' oh? and who might this birdie be? that reliable, huh? i can't believe anything anymore when it's about TA, and a tour... > Anyhow, I'm not too sure how this list thing works (part of the > reason I've been a bit apprehensive about joining before now), but > I thought I might as well come and say 'hi'. no need to be apprehensive. you may taddle on as much as you wish...most of us do...although there are no guarantees anyone is actually reading it... > I know the welcome email said I should introduce myself, yeah, this isn't really an introduction? tell us about yourself Mr P. all the stalkers can get underway that way ;) AND just a note to all the LURKERS..how about some more intros. Whatever happened to that Alana from Perth who said would go for a babble on list a few weeks ago? Where are you??? depressingly bored, Jas PS. Does anyone on here have anything by Bughouse? ANYTHING. If you do I would love to hear from you! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 22:41:25 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] [insert awkward introduction here] - Part I > lol those forums are CAPABLE of *declining*? We all > thought they were rock-bottom from the beginning. Nayth, did you go to any forum other than the main one? The song interp one, and the art one, were both basically free of the idiotic antics of the main board. > - it is the 'in' thing on this list to full on bag > Tori & other list members, so go ahead. Start by > admitting that SLG was crappola. Nayth just likes to think this is the case. Some of us actually quite like Tori's stuff. And some of the people on the list. X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.freewebs.com/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.freewebs.com/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 06:05:23 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] [insert awkward introduction here] - Part I Lavenda wrote: > > lol those forums are CAPABLE of *declining*? We > all > > thought they were rock-bottom from the beginning. > > Nayth, did you go to any forum other than the main > one? The song interp one, > and the art one, were both basically free of the > idiotic antics of the main > board. Yeah the Song Interp one was usually pretty reasonable. Agreed. Didn't ever go into the art one - as not really my 'thang'. Jaz then spat: > pay no attention to Naff...he is the doormat that > speaks.... Ho hum.. And you my dear are...? Also, Julian P, you seem to have taken the popular option here of choosing a single-initial surname! Are we all just simply mimicking Stacey Q (she of "Two Of Hearts" and "We Connect" fame, 1986 and 1987 respectively) - who was truly ahead of her time? And are you the Mr. P mentioned in Tori's "Abbey Road"? (there's Tori content 4 U). Nathan. _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! Autos - Get free new car price quotes http://autos.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 23:09:04 +1000 From: "riot poofter" Subject: Re: [oztori] [insert awkward introduction here] - Part I i know julian's full name... i know julian's full name!!! xx Roozi "and you've taken all the good names... manly names... like julian!" - - homer simpson (on gay men) >From: Nathan "." >To: oztori@smoe.org >Subject: Re: [oztori] [insert awkward introduction here] - Part I >Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 06:05:23 -0700 (PDT) > >Lavenda wrote: > > > > lol those forums are CAPABLE of *declining*? We > > all > > > thought they were rock-bottom from the beginning. > > > > Nayth, did you go to any forum other than the main > > one? The song interp one, > > and the art one, were both basically free of the > > idiotic antics of the main > > board. > >Yeah the Song Interp one was usually pretty >reasonable. Agreed. Didn't ever go into the art one - >as not really my 'thang'. > > >Jaz then spat: > > > pay no attention to Naff...he is the doormat that > > speaks.... > >Ho hum.. And you my dear are...? > > >Also, Julian P, you seem to have taken the popular >option here of choosing a single-initial surname! > >Are we all just simply mimicking Stacey Q (she of "Two >Of Hearts" and "We Connect" fame, 1986 and 1987 >respectively) - who was truly ahead of her time? > >And are you the Mr. P mentioned in Tori's "Abbey >Road"? >(there's Tori content 4 U). > > >Nathan. >_______________________________________________________ >Yahoo! Autos - Get free new car price quotes >http://autos.yahoo.com - ----------[contested histories]-------------------------------------- "there is fiction in the space between the lines on your page of memories write it down but it doesn't mean you're not just telling stories there is fiction in the space between you and me" - - tracy chapman (telling stories) "what part of our history's reinvented and under rug swept? what part of your memory is selective and tends to forget? what's with this distance it seems so obvious?" - - alanis morissette (hands clean) _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 23:38:59 +0800 From: "ennui" Subject: RE: [oztori] [insert awkward introduction here] - Part I Nahtan quipped: >Are we all just simply mimicking Stacey Q (she of "Two >Of Hearts" and "We Connect" fame, 1986 and 1987 >respectively) - who was truly ahead of her time? What about Suzy Q? of some fame, well I don't actually recall any of her songs.. Titikaka/caca: I think (looking about the "net" :) that it is actually quite variable, it is actually spelled both ways. Maybe this has something to do with the difference between Spanish and English pronunciations - anyone speak Spanish here? don't all put your hand up at once class.. in an interesting side note I came across this: "[the SolarDisc] was returned to Lake Titikaka and placed in the Eternal Etheric City inside the Lake. ...during the Age of Pachakuti, the sacred Golden Disc is to be re-activated accessing the cosmic wisdom. Many of the world's spiritual leaders, as well as indigenous teachers, acknowledge that the energy of the planet shifted in 1987 from the masculine energies of Tibet to the feminine energies of Peru, and more particular, Lake Titicaca, Machu Picchu, and The Sacred Valley of the Incas. This area is the acknowledged portal through which the new feminine energies are entering the Earth. It is power energy - energy of the Heart. We not only have an opportunity during this time to access the information from the sacred Golden Disc and to receive the cosmic energies of Love that are coming in, but many Planetary Light Workers are feeling called to participate in re-activating the Golden Disc. The Golden Disc serves as the portal through which these new feminine energies radiate into the world. When we use our intention to re-active the Golden Disc, we facilitate these energies coming in stronger. It is powerful work for Planetary Midwives." ..there must be enough material there for at least two more albums from Tori ;) and wasn't Ma-Ti 'Heart' in Captain Planet? wow, I actually learnt something about Inca beliefs while also being brainwashed :) ennui [ sighley green ] _ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 10:59:27 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: Re: [oztori] [insert awkward introduction here] Jules aka newbie wrote: >a fairly reliable 'little birdie' who told me we can expect a visit >soon >from a certain someone Oh gee, how many times have we heard THIS one now. One can hope, but us Aussie peoples aren't worth the plane fare apparently. >I know the welcome email said I should introduce myself, A good start would be where are you from? Your age? Sexual preferrence, which seems to be to the topic whirling through the list at the moment? ~Bindy Go to: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ for Ramblings From The Moon Child _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 19:58:45 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: RE: [oztori] [insert awkward introduction here] - Part I ennui wrote: > Nahtan quipped: > >Are we all just simply mimicking Stacey Q (she of > "Two > >Of Hearts" and "We Connect" fame, 1986 and 1987 > >respectively) - who was truly ahead of her time? > > What about Suzy Q? of some fame, well I don't > actually recall > any of her songs.. 'Down on Devilgate Drive'?? > Titikaka/caca: I think (looking about the "net" :) > that it is > actually quite variable, it is actually spelled both > ways. Maybe > this has something to do with the difference between > Spanish and > English pronunciations - anyone speak Spanish here? Si ;) (no, I don't speak Spanish really). Nathan. _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! Autos - Get free new car price quotes http://autos.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 11:37:23 +0800 From: "Bevan Burkin" Subject: [oztori] barebacking stereotypical incan women dot com Hi everyone, What a flutter of activity! lb asked (in relation to bare backing): > ooh what's that? unprotected man sex *giggle* Weird thing is - it is considered "cool" these days?! "No, it's not cool!" - Stan I did the quiz on WOMEN.COM and *really* how unrealistic is it? There is no "shag myself senseless" option for the question "How do you relax?" Turns out I am also Artemis - I am just not happy with my goddess, I was so trying for Aphrodite! I was interested to see what MEN.COM would be like - try it! *grin* Julian P wrote: > So, um, hi everyone. Hi Julian & welcome. I loved your e-mail address! lol Nayth wrote: > Too much boring shit for me to repeat I did the Stereotypical Tori Amos Fan Quiz and ended up with a score of 58% - It's because I'm gay isn't it? Go directly to 50% and do not pass go! Roozi quoted Homer: > "and you've taken all the good names... manly names... like julian!" > - homer simpson (on gay men) Classic - Literally actually for real laughed out loud! ennui WISELY (i think he is wisest of us all) wrote: > What about Suzy Q? of some fame, well I don't actually recall > any of her songs.. My thoughts exactly .. Suzie Quattro .. Oh Suzie Q (do do do do da do) baby I love you ... ennui went on furtherly: > Many of the world's spiritual leaders, as well as indigenous teachers, > acknowledge that the energy of the planet shifted in 1987 from the > masculine energies of Tibet to the feminine energies of Peru, and more > particular, Lake Titicaca, Machu Picchu, and The Sacred Valley of the > Incas. Well I will keep my titikaka handle from now on - it seems it already had a "clever_tori_reference" to it! Come on people - the female energy of the world?? I was totally spot on in 98 and should never question my own brilliance!! Although I am still going to use "A Sorta Fairy" because that is campalicious. finally to tie it all in together ennui said: > and wasn't Ma-Ti 'Heart' in Captain Planet? wow, I actually learnt > something about Inca beliefs while also being brainwashed :) Trippy - my nickname on the DENT FORUMS (oo i feel so evil) used to be Captain Planet!! Yours in spinniness Bevan "A Sorta Fairy" Note: all errors real and imagined in the above e-mail where all intentional and part of my master plan. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 13:38:15 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] barebacking stereotypical incan women dot com > I did the quiz on WOMEN.COM and *really* how unrealistic is it? There is no > "shag myself senseless" option for the question "How do you relax?" They rarely had approriate answers, you just have to make do. > Turns out I am also Artemis - I am just not happy with my goddess, I was so > trying for Aphrodite! Well, you have a wild side ;) They should have had Hathor. Gotta love a woman who flashes her vagina to cheer a bloke (Ra) up :) > I was interested to see what MEN.COM would be like - try it! *grin* Ah... no. I can't! There was no appropriate 'click here' for me :) > Well I will keep my titikaka handle from now on - it seems it already had a > "clever_tori_reference" to it! Come on people - the female energy of the > world?? I was totally spot on in 98 and should never question my own > brilliance!! Although I am still going to use "A Sorta Fairy" because that is > campalicious. While Titikaka rang bells (Ab Fab ones obviously), I couldn't help thinking of Tripitaka every time I read it... Ah Monkey... but yes, cool other angle to it too. X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.freewebs.com/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.freewebs.com/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 14:12:20 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] to scarlet & back + Gaydar (was A Sorta Fairytale) At 19:36 16/07/2002 +1000, riot poofter wrote: >>> > >So - OH MY GOD - Is my handle sucky? I want official feedback people! >> > >Would it help to know it is an Ab Fab reference? I've used it since >>98! > >yes i knew that... is what edina refers to sarah (saff';s best friend) as... >during the rant about low alcohol cider ("last nite at a p[rty i drank a >whole can!") That's right - that wierd friend of Saffy's who is all over-sexed ;o) (but doesn't seem to get any) ;o) There were a few bizzare moments with her in the last series :o) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 14:27:07 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: [oztori] Monkey magic and Lavs bubs Lavs reminded us: >While Titikaka rang bells (Ab Fab ones obviously), I couldn't help > >thinking of Tripitaka every time I read it... Ah Monkey... but yes, >cool >other angle to it too. Wahoo!! Go Monkey Magic! I love that show! Showing our age again, aren't we Lavs! By the way, how's the bubs going? When you due? ~Bindy Go to: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ for Ramblings From The Moon Child _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 14:32:19 +0930 From: "lb" Subject: Re: [oztori] Monkey magic and Lavs bubs Bindy reminded us: > Wahoo!! Go Monkey Magic! I love that show! Showing our age again, aren't > we Lavs! Heyy, I love Monkey Magic! And I'm comparatively young. > By the way, how's the bubs going? When you due? yes, have you decided on a name yet Lavs? And do you know the sex? ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 14:47:59 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] [insert fawk here] At 22:34 16/07/2002 +1000, Jonceski Jasmina wrote: >From: Julian P >I like this handle..in re to talk of earlier today ;) > >> So, um, hi everyone. > Hello >g'day g'day. > >pay no attention to Naff...he is the doormat that speaks.... > "Hurry up! Hurry up!" oh... that was a blackboard ;o) >> I know the welcome email said I should introduce myself, > Just some more things: What are some other artists/music you like? Where in Australia/NZ do you live? Do you have the Wedding episode from Buffy or the "Cordy and Gru arrive home" episode from Angel - on Video?? ;o) > >AND just a note to all the LURKERS..how about some more intros. >Whatever happened to that Alana from Perth who said would go for a >babble on list a few weeks ago? Where are you??? > YEAH Lurk-arses... start speaking. :o) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 14:53:56 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] lake titicaca At 23:38 16/07/2002 +0800, ennui wrote: >Nahtan quipped: >>Are we all just simply mimicking Stacey Q (she of "Two >>Of Hearts" and "We Connect" fame, 1986 and 1987 >>respectively) - who was truly ahead of her time? > >What about Suzy Q? of some fame, well I don't actually recall >any of her songs.. > >Titikaka/caca: I think (looking about the "net" :) that it is >actually quite variable, it is actually spelled both ways. Maybe >this has something to do with the difference between Spanish and >English pronunciations - anyone speak Spanish here? don't all >put your hand up at once class.. OK I said Africa - d'oh of course it's South America. I must have been thinking of timbuctoo :o) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 12:47:19 +0800 From: "ennui" Subject: RE: [oztori] Monkey magic and Lavs bubs Bindy (and OTHERS) failed to check their facts AGAIN: > Wahoo!! Go Monkey Magic! I love that show! Showing our age again, aren't > we Lavs! >>Heyy, I love Monkey Magic! And I'm comparatively young. >>yes, have you decided on a name yet Lavs? And do you know the sex? The correct title is "Monkey" not "Monkey Magic" ..or you could also call it "Journey To The West" *sigh* I shouldn't have to keep correcting people, I'm old and tired (hehee thanks Bevan ;) And is there anytime you are not thinking about cheese, Li? ennui [ countryfeedback ] _ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 15:02:20 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Goddess of Sex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll At 13:38 17/07/2002 +1000, Lavenda wrote: >Well, you have a wild side ;) They should have had Hathor. Gotta love a >woman who flashes her vagina to cheer a bloke (Ra) up :) > Now why didn't she do that on Stargate-SG1?? ;o) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 2002 15:00:55 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] Monkey magic and Lavs bubs > Bindy reminded us: > > > Wahoo!! Go Monkey Magic! I love that show! Showing our age again, > aren't > > we Lavs! > > Heyy, I love Monkey Magic! And I'm comparatively young. Thanks the lot of you! They did just replay it on the ABC last year (or was it the year before?), but yes, I remember it from when I was about 8 or so. Around 84. ABC was very good then, Goodies, Dr Who, Monkey, they even had Charlie Chaplin!!! > > By the way, how's the bubs going? When you due? > > yes, have you decided on a name yet Lavs? And do you know the sex? Still due 16th of Oct, and going very well. A happy little kicker (but things aren't squishy yet, so the kicks aren't painful. The ones in the bladder are @!#$&^%* :) Yet to decide on a name, my sis forgot to bring down a heap of books (novels and stuff) with names in them, so now I'm waiting on her to post those to me for final additions to the list before Glenn and I really get stuck into them. We don't know the sex either, and I doubt I'll be having another ultrasound, so unless I have a prophetic dream or something, we won't be finding out before the day. Have quite a bit of sorting out to do in the house, hopefully in the next couple of weeks, so I can start getting the nursery organised. I've bought one book already for bubs and am trying to hold off more purchases as I don't ahve anywhere to put them!!! Cute moment. The other day Tiarna pushed my jumper up so she could have a play with my belly, and after a while she lay down on it with arms around me and said 'I love baby' :) (ooh, and we just got her potty trained, thank smeg!) X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.freewebs.com/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.freewebs.com/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V2 #207 ****************************