From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V2 #206 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Tuesday, July 16 2002 Volume 02 : Number 206 Today's Subjects: ----------------- RE: [oztori] Nothing's gonna stop me from float-ting (was Re: OT: Buffy) [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] A Sorta Fairytale ["Bevan Burkin" ] Re: [oztori] A Sorta Fairytale [Nathan "®" ] [oztori] to scarlet & back (was A Sorta Fairytale) ["Bevan Burkin" ] Re: [oztori] to scarlet & back + Gaydar (was A Sorta Fairytale) [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] to scarlet & back + Gaydar (was A Sorta Fairytale) [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] OT to scarlet & back + Gaydar (was A Sorta Fairytale) ["lb" ] Re: [oztori] to scarlet & back + Gaydar (was A Sorta Fairytale) ["lb" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 15 Jul 2002 00:42:41 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: RE: [oztori] Nothing's gonna stop me from float-ting (was Re: OT: Buffy) Merman wrote: > *cough cough* And I could be Merman, perhaps?.. 'Who > could ever say, youre > not simply wonderful' :P > > Dan I was going to include you as 'Merman'.. but thought.. "hmmmmmmmmmm I can't really see the connection other than you call yourself that name". Becc wrote: > .. And Nina could be 'If 6 was Nina'. Hehehe. Or 'If 6 was 69'. BTW Ceth, you can be 'Cool on Your Island' - related to Dolly Parton's 'Islands in the Stream'. Either that or Professional Widow (honey bring it close to my lips, yeah). Nathan. _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! Autos - Get free new car price quotes http://autos.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Jul 2002 00:52:39 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] A Sorta Fairytale Dylan Plant wrote: > well i d/l ASF yesterday and here's my general > impression. Sounds like a cross b/ween SLG and > choirgirl - more SLG than choirgirl, but I still > like > it... Yes it does have SLG-esque qualities about it - I think the lower pitched vocals in the verses mainly. > in other news, who's got the delerium album karma? I > only just got it, and I have to say the last track > Til > The End of the World? (can't remember sorry) love > this > track but I swear blind there's a loop from CALS in > it...gr8 track, partly cos of this I have to > say!!!!! I've never heard this song, but I remember reading on the Dent forums (er, sorry @forums) that a Delerium song did sample the drum-loop from CALS... so it 'must be true' :P > Men still suck btw, esp lying cheating scumbag > a**holes who like screwing 17yo bois unprotected. But you're not 17, Dylan. "well I'm not 17, but i've cuts on my knees".. lol Tori content for ya. > Not > that I'm bitter twisted...LOL... > hey if ur a bridget fan, check this out: > http://searchforlove.blogspot.com/2002_02_01_searchforlove_archive.html#9573647 > its v funni, kind of gay equivalent of > Bridget...hee, > hee, hee...lol the scary thing is, i'm quite > similiar > to this guy...hmmm.... Er, nothing comes up for me on that link. Nathan. _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! Autos - Get free new car price quotes http://autos.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Jul 2002 16:22:57 +0800 From: "Bevan Burkin" Subject: Re: [oztori] A Sorta Fairytale Nathan . wrote: > Yes it does have SLG-esque qualities about it - I > think the lower pitched vocals in the verses mainly. That's what I thought as well. The way the guitar is played reminded me of Rattlesnakes. I have got to say I am totally in LOVE with this new song! I love the laid back and mature feel to it. It gives me the same feeling Tear in Your Hand does ... happy go lucky. Any idea where abouts on the CD this track will appear? First or last I am thinking. Fave moments during the song include: The way the piano drips in right at the beginning :) "the girl come undone" & "all in all was a pretty nice day" Re: Till the End of Time by Delerium > I've never heard this song, but I remember reading on > the Dent forums (er, sorry @forums) that a Delerium > song did sample the drum-loop from CALS... so it 'must > be true' :P Really good CD! Perfect mood music or background for a dinner party. So I like to entertain! Nathan finally muttered: > Er, nothing comes up for me on that link. See you! Bevan (Who is going to be Datura in our Tori Pageant) Oh! Merman Dan showed me this great web page where you can put yourself up for public scrutiny and possible abuse. Check me out! Note: Please leave excessive amounts of praise. www.gaydar.com.au/titikaka ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Jul 2002 01:18:51 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] A Sorta Fairytale Bevan Burkin wrote: > Nathan . wrote: > > > Yes it does have SLG-esque qualities about it - I > > think the lower pitched vocals in the verses > mainly. > > That's what I thought as well. The way the guitar > is played reminded me of > Rattlesnakes. One other thing about ASF that I don't think anybody has noticed/mentioned here before is that... all of the Tori trademark 'take-huge-gasp-of-air-before-singing-every-line' thing has GONE! (and for the better, dare I say ;) ..although it suits some songs) Maybe Epic had a few words with her beforehand on 'how to sing' :P > I have got to say I am totally in > LOVE with this new song! I > love the laid back and mature feel to it. It gives > me the same feeling Tear > in Your Hand does ... happy go lucky. Oooh much better than TIYH imo. > Any idea where abouts on the CD this track will > appear? First or last I am > thinking. Don't know. But 'Spark' and 'Bliss' were the first singles & first song.. so perhaps first? > Fave moments during the song include: The way the > piano drips in right at > the beginning :) "the girl come undone" & "all in > all was a pretty nice day" My fave bit is the 'I rode alongside' bridge bit if anyone cares. *deludes himself that somebody actually does* > Nathan finally muttered: > > > Er, nothing comes up for me on that link. > > I thought of the double-entendre (? is that the phrase I'm looking for?) after I wrote that line.. though amazingly after! ie, 'twas not planned. (for once) > Bevan (Who is going to be Datura in our Tori > Pageant) Nah, I think you should be: 'Daisy Dead Petals'. Why? Because "maybe you taste like a hamburger (Berkin kinda sounds like burger.. kinda) maid" ;) ..and the 'dead petals' could be referring to your failed career post-YTT :P > Oh! Merman Dan showed me this great web page where > you can put yourself up > for public scrutiny Emphasis on the 'screw' in scutiny :) > and possible abuse. Check me > out! Note: Please leave > excessive amounts of praise. www.gaydar.com.au/titikaka *cough* I hate to be crass, but you've got to change your handle ('no pun intended'). 'titikaka' sounds like you'd either have fantasies of having human excretement smeared across your breasts, or that you enjoy being an adult baby who wants to go 'car car' ;) (obligatory adult-baby content for this week). 'talso sounds like a consonant-vowel syallable sequence I might ask a dyspraxic client* (homework for this week is to look up verbal dyspraxia boiz n' gurlz). Nathan. _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! Autos - Get free new car price quotes http://autos.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Jul 2002 17:00:01 +0800 From: "Bevan Burkin" Subject: [oztori] to scarlet & back (was A Sorta Fairytale) Nathan gave me a severe complex when he lisped: > *cough* I hate to be crass, but you've got to change > your handle ('no pun intended'). 'titikaka' sounds > like you'd either have fantasies of having human > excretement smeared across your breasts, or that you > enjoy being an adult baby who wants to go 'car car' ;) So - OH MY GOD - Is my handle sucky? I want official feedback people! Would it help to know it is an Ab Fab reference? I've used it since 98! Maybe I should have a TORI RELATED handle - that isn't stupid (examples of stupid that I have seen include: RaspSugarBlissSparkBomb, Faeareary, BlackDoveSwanGirl498483 etc. etc. ). Can't you all just wait for the New Album Handles to start sprouting up? Let me see we will have ToScarletandBack, ScarletHotel, ScarletBliss, Dakota'sWalk, Sugar'sWalk - ooo - ooo - ooo - ScarletGirl - ScarletBoy. Oh you pesky teenage Americans, I'm waaaaay ahead of you! *mwuahahahaha* Any ideas - I'd like to "open this up to the group". Which could be very interesting! Please feel free to e-mail me any questions you think would assist you in assisting the group in assisting me to assist Nayth by coming up with a more (ok aesthetic means looks pretty what is the word for reads pretty?) ... handle. verbal dyspraxia (n.) (noun) (hehe): the technical term used to describe the offal that often sprouts from Nayth's mouth. So everyone - guess what? I'm not working for the next few weeks and it is very cold outside .. talk to you all soon! ? ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Jul 2002 03:47:53 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] to scarlet & back (was A Sorta Fairytale) Bevan Burkin wrote: > Nathan gave me a severe complex when he lisped: Eye don't lithp. > So - OH MY GOD - Is my handle sucky? I want > official feedback people! > Would it help to know it is an Ab Fab reference? > I've used it since 98! "Your handle is SOOOOOOOOOOO nineties!" > Maybe I should have a TORI RELATED handle - that > isn't stupid (examples of > stupid that I have seen include: > RaspSugarBlissSparkBomb, Faeareary, > BlackDoveSwanGirl498483 etc. etc. sarcasm>). What about 'AndIsYourPlaceInBevanWorthGivingUpTheseKisses'.. lmao > verbal dyspraxia (n.) (noun) (hehe): the technical > term used to describe > the offal that often sprouts from Nayth's mouth. Yes! *go to ze top of ze klass!* Nathan. _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! Autos - Get free new car price quotes http://autos.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 13:46:53 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] to scarlet & back (was A Sorta Fairytale) At 17:00 15/07/2002 +0800, Bevan Burkin wrote: >Nathan gave me a severe complex when he lisped: > >> *cough* I hate to be crass, but you've got to change >> your handle ('no pun intended'). 'titikaka' sounds >> like you'd either have fantasies of having human >> excretement smeared across your breasts, or that you >> enjoy being an adult baby who wants to go 'car car' ;) > LOL! >So - OH MY GOD - Is my handle sucky? I want official feedback people! >Would it help to know it is an Ab Fab reference? I've used it since 98! > You could go "Fisting across America" ;o) >Maybe I should have a TORI RELATED handle - that isn't stupid (examples of >stupid that I have seen include: RaspSugarBlissSparkBomb, Faeareary, >BlackDoveSwanGirl498483 etc. etc. ). Can't you all >just wait for the New Album Handles to start sprouting up? Let me see we >will have ToScarletandBack, ScarletHotel, ScarletBliss, Dakota'sWalk, >Sugar'sWalk - ooo - ooo - ooo - ScarletGirl - ScarletBoy. Oh you pesky >teenage Americans, I'm waaaaay ahead of you! *mwuahahahaha* > I haven't heard StrangeLittleTwinkle or StrangeLittleWaitress or Y Kant Rattlesnakes Read ;o) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 13:56:15 +0930 From: "lb" Subject: Re: [oztori] to scarlet & back + Gaydar (was A Sorta Fairytale) Bevan said: > >So - OH MY GOD - Is my handle sucky? I want official feedback people! > >Would it help to know it is an Ab Fab reference? I've used it since 98! I must say that like Nathan, this didn't occur to me. I thought titi - breasts, kaka - poo. I just thought you might like to know. :) What about "A Sorta Fairy"? ;) I gotta say, as a regular visitor to gaydar.com (I'm scouting for *others* I *swear*:)), that mygawd there are some psychos on there! (well, at least one). Try www.gaydar.com.au/david Englighten me people: What is a 'straight acting guy'? And how can he be a 'single gay man' but have 'out' as 'inapplicable'? Also - does it not strike you as amusing that he's put "anything but C+W" given the picture? errr.. I hope this is no one's friend and that I've offended them terribly. PS avoid mistyping the above address as www.gaydar.com/david, as I did. hehehe. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 14:09:06 +0930 From: "lb" Subject: [oztori] OT gaydar.com.au Also, I'd just like to ask anyone that's on gaydar - what exactly does "rather not say" mean when answering the safe sex q? What does it meaaannn? Dylan? :) Are they just trying to hide the fact that they DON'T practice safe sex? Or saying that they *prefer* not to? ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 14:21:26 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] to scarlet & back + Gaydar (was A Sorta Fairytale) At 13:56 16/07/2002 +0930, lb wrote: >Bevan said: > >> >So - OH MY GOD - Is my handle sucky? I want official feedback people! >> >Would it help to know it is an Ab Fab reference? I've used it since 98! > >I must say that like Nathan, this didn't occur to me. I thought titi - >breasts, kaka - poo. I just thought you might like to know. :) > Didn't anyone think Lake Titikaka... in Africa? There are wierder netnames/pseudonyms. >What about "A Sorta Fairy"? ;) > >I gotta say, as a regular visitor to gaydar.com (I'm scouting for *others* I >*swear*:)), that mygawd there are some psychos on there! (well, at least >one). Try www.gaydar.com.au/david > >Englighten me people: What is a 'straight acting guy'? Presumably one who is gay but does not look/act in an effeminate manner. >And how can he be a >'single gay man' but have 'out' as 'inapplicable'? > He's gay but not out? How else would you explain it? >Also - does it not strike you as amusing that he's put "anything but C+W" >given the picture? > >errr.. I hope this is no one's friend and that I've offended them terribly. > >PS avoid mistyping the above address as www.gaydar.com/david, as I did. >hehehe. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 14:24:36 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] to scarlet & back + Gaydar (was A Sorta Fairytale) At 13:56 16/07/2002 +0930, lb wrote: >Bevan said: > >> >So - OH MY GOD - Is my handle sucky? I want official feedback people! >> >Would it help to know it is an Ab Fab reference? I've used it since 98! > >I must say that like Nathan, this didn't occur to me. I thought titi - >breasts, kaka - poo. I just thought you might like to know. :) > >What about "A Sorta Fairy"? ;) > >I gotta say, as a regular visitor to gaydar.com (I'm scouting for *others* I >*swear*:)) !?!?! Are you gay Li? Wha? others? Ghosts? ;o) ghostdar.com.au ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 14:23:06 +0930 From: "lb" Subject: Re: [oztori] OT to scarlet & back + Gaydar (was A Sorta Fairytale) AndrewR: > Didn't anyone think Lake Titikaka... in Africa? There are wierder > netnames/pseudonyms. ennui did. > >Englighten me people: What is a 'straight acting guy'? > > Presumably one who is gay but does not look/act in an effeminate manner. yeah but but. Lots of straight guys are effeminate. And lots of gay guys aren't. I get what you mean though. > >And how can he be a > >'single gay man' but have 'out' as 'inapplicable'? > > > > He's gay but not out? How else would you explain it? why wouldn't he just say "no" though? As in "No, I'm not out." ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 14:26:03 +0930 From: "lb" Subject: Re: [oztori] to scarlet & back + Gaydar (was A Sorta Fairytale) AndrewR: > !?!?! Are you gay Li? Wha? others? Ghosts? ;o) ghostdar.com.au hehe. no (shutup nayth). I just browse gaydar.com.au occasionally if I'm bored and go "oh he's cute" and forward the details to horny friends? :-\ Does that make me weird? U h o h ..... ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 14:36:04 +0800 From: "Bevan Burkin" Subject: Re: [oztori] OT to scarlet & back + Gaydar (was A Sorta Fairytale) > > Didn't anyone think Lake Titikaka... in Africa? There are wierder > > netnames/pseudonyms. > > ennui did. Yes, but that's Titicaca! ;) > > >Englighten me people: What is a 'straight acting guy'? Let me up on that soap-box honey! A 'straight acting guy' is a gay man who is not recognisable as gay upon first hearing him speak! (or watching him walk) > > Presumably one who is gay but does not look/act in an effeminate manner. When the world realises that the biggest sissies are straight men we can all rest easier. > > >And how can he be a > > >'single gay man' but have 'out' as 'inapplicable'? Means he will never come out of the closet. Imagine living with that knowledge. He'd be one bitter and twisted loony by the time he is 70 *cough splutter catholics cough* Can't think of anything Tori related. I'm totally in love with this new song though - it is fucking brilliant! Bevan "A Sorta Fairy" ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 17:09:56 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] A Sordid Fairy-Tale At 14:36 16/07/2002 +0800, Bevan Burkin wrote: >> > Didn't anyone think Lake Titikaka... in Africa? There are wierder >> > netnames/pseudonyms. >> >> ennui did. > >Yes, but that's Titicaca! ;) > Ahhhhh and is the 'correct spelling' of "the shit version of kaka" K-A-K-A or C-A-C-A? :o) >> > >Englighten me people: What is a 'straight acting guy'? > >Let me up on that soap-box honey! A 'straight acting guy' is a gay man who >is not recognisable as gay upon first hearing him speak! (or watching him >walk) > >> > Presumably one who is gay but does not look/act in an effeminate manner. > >When the world realises that the biggest sissies are straight men we can all >rest easier. > >> > >And how can he be a >> > >'single gay man' but have 'out' as 'inapplicable'? > Someone should e-mail this guy and tell him he is currently the subject of discussion on an Australian Tori Amos-devoted mailing list! ;o) I'm sure it'd freak him out. >Means he will never come out of the closet. Imagine living with that >knowledge. He'd be one bitter and twisted loony by the time he is 70 *cough >splutter catholics cough* > >Can't think of anything Tori related. I'm totally in love with this new >song though - it is fucking brilliant! > So Bevan has currently, potentially offended straight men and catholics or straight catholic men who are now classed as sissy loonies!! :o) >Bevan "A Sorta Fairy" Sorta or Sordid? how about a Sordid Fairy-tale :o) ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V2 #206 ****************************