From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V2 #177 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Tuesday, June 18 2002 Volume 02 : Number 177 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] Nina's essay thingie and other shtuff...and what's with the lesbian porn??????? [=?iso-8859-1?q?Dylan=20Plant?= ] Re: [oztori] lyrics [=?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= ] Re: Re[3]: [oztori] Quizzle thingmahoosie [Rebecca Appleton ] Re: [oztori] lyrics [Nathan R ] [oztori] #oztorians all let us rejoyce... [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] Nina's essay thingie and other shtuff...and what's with the lesbian porn??????? ["Lavenda" ] Re: [oztori] "new" member ["Bindy ." ] [oztori] ummm...hey some thing to do with Tori [Jonceski Jasmina ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 18:05:04 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Dylan=20Plant?= Subject: [oztori] Nina's essay thingie and other shtuff...and what's with the lesbian porn??????? Oooh, oohh, oohh...Nina, do I get a mention???? I am OzTori's resident drag queen...LOL.... Oh and Divine (Brown) Ms M (esp afta a sessh at da tanning salon...) I think we should compare notes sometime....all u Syd ppl, cum down to Melb!!!!!!!! cos everyone knows melb rocks...LOL... BTW Li is kool... and Nayth is Nayth...he's interesting...even tho I've neva met him...(nawty boi! spank!) And in other news, all people are idiots and deserve to be shot...esp when dealing with them over the phone. I have spoken Dylan PS LOL ===== Cheers dylan http://www.sold.com.au - SOLD.com.au - - Find yourself a bargain! ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 01:05:11 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Your noodle... (was Re: [oztori] Tori amos in the hot tub with 9 lesbian zebras!) AndrewR wrote: > LOL! Pam... have YOU been eating noodles!?! :) Noodles = 'nude les' ;) Which would you rather eat? Nathan. - ----------------- Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 18:21:00 +1000 From: "riot poofter" Subject: Re: [oztori] lyrics >>>Well I was set to write an e-mail a few hours back on >>how I was ready to smash something after having seen >>yet another American write "I could care less" for 'I >>COULDN'T care less' on the Dent.. >>*aaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhh tries to suppress rage* > >Your Token American Listmember would like to point out that the average >Dent board poster is not representative of Americans. > >Honest. Oh yes they bloody well are! I had actually hoped that tori fans would be in general more enlightened than most people, but NOOOOO this idea was shattered when i read some fuckwit on the dent saying how disgusted he was to hera that tori was in favour of gun control. To him it was natural that someone who had been raped at gunpoint would want guns for all! What morons! And i couldn't bear to read the moronic postings on the dent after sept 11... argh!! Roozi *doinganessayduetomorrowpleasekillme* _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 09:47:55 +0100 (BST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= Subject: Re: [oztori] lyrics > And i couldn't bear to read the moronic postings on > the dent after sept > 11... argh!! hey, why specify a certain date? dan ===== I have a fish nailed to a cross on my apartment wall It sings to me with glassy eyes and quotes from Kafka Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 19:00:33 GMT From: Rebecca Appleton Subject: Re: Re[3]: [oztori] Quizzle thingmahoosie On Mon, 17 Jun 2002 01:51:29 +1000, riot poofter wrote: >>Because although I managed to convert him to homosexuality, I >>couldn't convert him to Tori. I did try. :( > >He doesn't like kylie OR tori??? are you sure he's *really* gay???? He likes boy bands and dance music. He's gay. ;) >*howproudyourparentsmustbe* Heh, they're yet to find out about him. The poor bastard has to deal with shattering Mum's last dreams of Happily Married Children -- you can hardly blame him for keeping quiet. When I told Mum about me, she cried all night, then the next day asked, "Do you think your brother is, too?" Stupid me thought, "What are the chances?" and said, "Nah, I doubt it." It's been the one big black mark on the slate of my gaydar. *ashamed look* ~Becc :) - -- www.crappism.org ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 01:57:18 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: Re[3]: [oztori] Quizzle thingmahoosie Rebecca Appleton wrote: > >*howproudyourparentsmustbe* > > Heh, they're yet to find out about him. The poor > bastard has to deal > with shattering Mum's last dreams of Happily Married > Children -- you > can hardly blame him for keeping quiet. When I told > Mum about me, > she cried all night, then the next day asked, "Do > you think your > brother is, too?" Stupid me thought, "What are the > chances?" and > said, "Nah, I doubt it." It's been the one big > black mark on the > slate of my gaydar. *ashamed look* LOL you just need your parents now to reveal to you that they are gay. If it really is 'genetic', chances are they might be ;) Nathan. _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 19:05:17 GMT From: Rebecca Appleton Subject: Re: [oztori] lyrics On Mon, 17 Jun 2002 18:21:00 +1000, riot poofter wrote: >to hera that tori was in favour of gun control. To him it was >natural that >someone who had been raped at gunpoint would want guns for all! [whisper] Knife.... [/whisper] ~Becc - -- www.crappism.org ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 02:00:42 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] lyrics Rebecca Appleton wrote: > On Mon, 17 Jun 2002 18:21:00 +1000, riot poofter > wrote: > >to hera that tori was in favour of gun control. To > him it was > >natural that > >someone who had been raped at gunpoint would want > guns for all! > > [whisper] Knife.... [/whisper] Plus there's the whole [whisper] was she/wasn't she 'really' raped.... [/whisper]. But let'z not get in2 dat. Nathan - and here I stand with this signed knife in my hand. _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 02:04:05 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] #oztorians all let us rejoyce... For Pam and I are there now. Nathan. _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 20:27:02 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] Tori amos in the hot tub with 9 lesbian zebras! > Nup. Soup. :-) Damn it was tasty. > > BUt seriously, there should NOT be apple in tomato soup. WHY was there > chunks of apple in it? If it was chunks fo carrot I would have had an answer for you... :) X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.freewebz.com/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.freewebz.com/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 20:56:40 +1000 From: "Pamela Collom" Subject: Re: Your noodle... (was Re: [oztori] Tori amos in the hot tub with 9 lesbian zebras!) Some noodles are SEXY SEXY noodles.... however....my soup is far superior. *Big sniff* >From: Nathan R >To: oztori@smoe.org >Subject: Your noodle... (was Re: [oztori] Tori amos in the hot tub with 9 >lesbian zebras!) >Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 01:05:11 -0700 (PDT) > >AndrewR wrote: > > > LOL! Pam... have YOU been eating noodles!?! :) > >Noodles = 'nude les' ;) > >Which would you rather eat? > > >Nathan. > >----------------- >Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup >http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com _______________________________________________ My Livejournal! :- www.livejournal.com/~aeon16 "Dave! Is Dave there? WHERE'S DAVE!" Pappa Lazzzzzarou - The League of Gentlemen "We've met before, haven't we?" Robert Blake - Lost Highway "I was a teenage werewolf. With braces on my fangs" The Cramps _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 21:08:02 +1000 From: "Pamela Collom" Subject: [oztori] Our randy gophers have joined the zebras and are eating a boxfull of Tori's Amos OZTORI. NOW! _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 21:19:26 GMT From: Rebecca Appleton Subject: Re: [oztori] #oztorians all let us rejoyce... On Mon, 17 Jun 2002 02:04:05 -0700 (PDT), Nathan R wrote: >For Pam and I are there now. You know, had my email not been playing up and I received this before now, I could have cleared things up a bit earlier than I did!! ;) ~Becc :) - -- www.crappism.org ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 22:13:41 +1000 From: Divine Miss D Subject: Re[2]: [oztori] but i'm sexperienced, babe. >> Some people have also come together on a more 'physical' way on >> this list. But there was no prove of any physical 'coming together' i imagine there was, but it would have to be kept rather quite because of the legality of it :) Maybe the one member still on oztori involved could squash the rumours so we all know for sure? :-) (i am not mean! - i'm just not the nicest person either ;-) L> hehehe, this is an essay, not a gossip column! but oztori is definitely a gossip column. - -- Divine Miss D ~ cosmicfabulosity@hotmail.com - ------------------------------------------------ Too wack, too smart, too fast, too fine, too loud, too tough, too too DIVINE. - ------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 22:17:01 +1000 From: Divine Miss D Subject: Re: [oztori] Nina's essay thingie and other shtuff...and what's with the lesbian porn??????? DP> Oh and Divine (Brown) Ms M (esp afta a sessh at da tanning DP> salon...) I think we should compare notes sometime.... i'm up for comparing notes - should be interesting, we might be able to give each other some ideas :) DP> all u Syd ppl, cum down to Melb!!!!!!!! DP> cos everyone knows melb rocks...LOL... i'd rather go to New Zealand actually........................ DP> BTW Li is kool... li is stunning visually and in all other respects and waaaay to bloody smart - i hate her as well :) (hate in a good way though :) DP> And in other news, all people are idiots and deserve DP> to be shot...esp when dealing with them over the DP> phone i like you more and more dylan :) - -- Divine Miss D ~ cosmicfabulosity@hotmail.com - ------------------------------------------------ Too wack, too smart, too fast, too fine, too loud, too tough, too too DIVINE. - ------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 22:22:49 +1000 From: Divine Miss D Subject: Re[5]: [oztori] Quizzle thingmahoosie Rebecca, RA> He likes boy bands and dance music. He's gay. ;) bah! *I* like dance music as well actually... i don't like 'modern' dance music... give me early oakie annnyday. RA> Heh, they're yet to find out about him. The poor bastard has to RA> deal with shattering Mum's last dreams of Happily Married Children RA> -- you can hardly blame him for keeping quiet. When I told Mum RA> about me, she cried all night, then the next day asked, "Do you RA> think your brother is, too?" Stupid me thought, "What are the RA> chances?" and said, "Nah, I doubt it." It's been the one big black RA> mark on the slate of my gaydar. *ashamed look* HA!! that had me in stitches for a few seconds after i read that. - -- Divine Miss D ~ cosmicfabulosity@hotmail.com - ------------------------------------------------ Too wack, too smart, too fast, too fine, too loud, too tough, too too DIVINE. - ------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 23:00:11 +1000 From: "nina riddel" Subject: Re: [oztori] Nina's essay thingie and other shtuff...and what's with the lesbian porn??????? >Oooh, oohh, oohh...Nina, do I get a mention???? I am >OzTori's resident drag queen...LOL.... when i said there were gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered people on oztori, i was thinking of you babe. http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/n26 _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 23:05:37 +1000 From: Divine Miss D Subject: Re[2]: [oztori] Nina's essay thingie and other shtuff...and what's with the lesbian porn??????? nr> when i said there were gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered nr> people on oztori, i was thinking of you babe. did you also mention that there is actually straight people on here as well?? - or did you potentially forget to mention the minority? It's always the minorities hard done by in this world. bah. - -- Divine Miss D ~ cosmicfabulosity@hotmail.com - ------------------------------------------------ Too wack, too smart, too fast, too fine, too loud, too tough, too too DIVINE. - ------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 06:10:33 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] My inbox too bootylicious for ya babe My inbox of this account is at 97% capacity.. and I can't be assed clearing it out :( SO it looks like I'm gonna have to think of (yet another) new e-mail address to register. Anyone got any sujjeschonz? Nathan. ______________________________________________________ Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 06:13:54 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: Re[2]: [oztori] Nina's essay thingie and other shtuff...and what's with the lesbian porn??????? Divine Miss D wrote: > It's always the minorities hard done by in this > world. You're sounding more and more like Roozi each day ;) Nathan. _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 23:23:31 +1000 From: "nina riddel" Subject: Re: Re[2]: [oztori] Nina's essay thingie and other shtuff...and what's with the lesbian porn??????? >did you also mention that there is actually straight people on here as >well?? - or did you potentially forget to mention the minority? i believe i said: "heterosexual people represent a minority on the list". >It's always the minorities hard done by in this world. i know. you poor thing. but it's ok. nobody chooses to be 'heterosexual'. http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/n26 _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 06:35:29 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] "new" member Same ole Nayth, yet another e-mail addy. Nathan. _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 Jun 2002 06:39:37 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] Nina's essay thingie and other shtuff...and what's with the lesbian porn??????? > when i said there were gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered people on > oztori, i was thinking of you babe. You saying he fits all those categories??? [I think I should stop replying in the early hours, I'm sending smart-alecy one-liners!] X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.freewebz.com/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.freewebz.com/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 Jun 2002 10:32:59 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: Re: [oztori] "new" member >From: Nathan "." ???? You suppose to be a registered trademark are you Nayth? Nice to see that ego is healthy! >Same ole Nayth, yet another e-mail addy. How many yahoo accounts do you have now? ~Bindy Go to: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ for Ramblings From The Moon Child _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 Jun 2002 12:40:07 +1000 From: Jonceski Jasmina Subject: [oztori] ummm...hey some thing to do with Tori Hi oztori, it's me gnome! Dan, Dan, Dan the Man, a.k.a. Mr Hirning replied in response to Becc's little commenting > that had me in stitches for a few seconds after i read that. And I know I've read a few other replies of the same nature. And so I ask, are you all insensitive schmucks, or am I just too nice and found Becc's comment to be sweet and in no way funny. oh and just because I'm such a curious beaver, is anyone on here getting a copy of that Interview Tori with Ann Powers (was that her name?) on VCD? I know it's being passed around... I'm apparently supposed to receive a video of it soon, but would prefer VCD, so if anyone knows....would be nice.... That is all for the time being. Jas P.S. I don't understand people who whine about uni being hard....i may be first year but I still don't see it..... ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2002 23:57:05 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] "new" member "Bindy ." wrote: > >From: Nathan "." > > ???? You suppose to be a registered trademark are > you Nayth? Nice to see > that ego is healthy! *smilez* > >Same ole Nayth, yet another e-mail addy. > > How many yahoo accounts do you have now? Oooooooooooh I've seriously forgotten them all. There was: nathanaelquentin nathanisevil nathanisoncrack dialnfornathan naythalicious and now this one.. and still I've probably left a few out. Oh but the passwords I choose *rock* (if I do say so myself)!!! I wish I could tell you them all, but I can't for obvious reasons :) Tori content: I listened to TVAB Venus. Orbiting on the way to work today.. and TVAB Venus Live. Still Orbiting on the way home. And I must say, the live disc still sucks ;) *obligatory Tori-bash* Nathan. _______________________________________________________ Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V2 #177 ****************************