From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V2 #115 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Wednesday, April 17 2002 Volume 02 : Number 115 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] It's oh so quiet [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] It's oh so quiet ["Lavenda" ] Re: [oztori]read now! [=?iso-8859-1?q?Rala?= ] Re: [oztori] read now! [=?iso-8859-1?q?Rala?= ] Re: [oztori] It's oh so quiet [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] read now! [AndrewR ] [oztori] I bought it... [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] (the shoes on my feet) I bought it (the clothes I'm wearin') I bought it (the car I drive in) I bought it, I depend on me ;) [] Re: [oztori] It's oh so quiet ["Lavenda" ] Re: [oztori] read now! ["Lavenda" ] [oztori] OT - fun girl names ["Lavenda" ] Re: [oztori] Do you *really* want your daughter to have a "fun girl" name? ;) [Nathan R ] [oztori] Amos reveals "I am a man!" [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] It's oh so quiet [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] Do you *really* want your daughter to have a "fun girl" name? ;) [Nathan R ] [oztori] Nathan's Noodle ["Bindy ." ] Re: [oztori] I bought it... ["Lavenda" ] Re: [oztori] Do you *really* want your daughter to have a "fun girl" name? ;) ["Lavenda" ] Re: [oztori] Do you *really* want your daughter to have a "fun girl" name? ;) [AndrewR Subject: [oztori] It's oh so quiet It's oh so quiet Shhhhhh Shhhhhh It's oh so still Shhhhhh Shhhhhh This list is dead Shhhhhh Shhhhhh And so peaceful until You find a muppet quiz! Zing boom! You post it to the list Zing boom! Till someone gets pissed Wow bam! That he wasn't Miss Piggy... And then Shhhhhh Shhhhhh it's nice and quiet Shhhhhh Shhhhhh But soon again Shhhhhh Shhhhhh Starts another big riot (poofter)! He calls you a homophobe Zing boom! Punches you in the nose Zing boom! But he's just jeal-ose Wow bam! He's never gone so nuts on Oztori You learn it ain't so nice in Baltimore-y Despite the insistance of Ellen, er Tori ;) Til it's over and then Shhhhhh Shhhhhh It's nice and quiet Shhhhhh Shhhhhh But soon again Shhhhhh Shhhhhh It's a kamikaze with Dan G as the pilot He blows a fuse Zing boom! Cuts a few members loose Zing boom! So what's the use Wow bam! Of subscribing in the first place It's oh so quiet Shhhhhh Shhhhhh It's oh so still Shhhhhh Shhhhhh Then you hear Lavs got preggers Shhhhhh Shhhhhh Has she not heard of the pill? She rings the bell (for the nurse) Bim bam! She shouts and she yells (Live birth on the oztori cam!) She broke the waters This is swell you almost have a fit She'll call it 'George' as the fave band on the list At least when it goes to school it won't get shit! 'Less it turns out like Nay-then Shhhhhh Shhhhhh Or if it's way too quiet Shhhhhh Shhhhhh But then when it grows up Shhhhhh Shhhhhh It can write a song called 'All These Years, Silent' Then Bindy will blow a fuse Zing boom! That her 80's karaoke career never bared any fruits Zing boom! So guess it's back to her roots Of working the streets The t-shirt idea caved in The home-page sucks juice Is anybody on the list of any use? AAAAAAAAGH! Not a single one... Shhhhhh - ------------------------------------------------------- Yahoo! Tax Center - online filing with TurboTax http://taxes.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Apr 2002 19:59:21 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] It's oh so quiet Perhaps we need a page on the oztori site for ditties like these, this is a classic! :) X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.freewebz.com/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.freewebz.com/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Apr 2002 20:02:01 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Rala?= Subject: Re: [oztori]read now! I'm going ot be on the radioooo JJJ tune in guys! Rala ;oD http://messenger.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Messenger - - A great way to communicate long-distance for FREE! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Apr 2002 20:16:42 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Rala?= Subject: Re: [oztori] read now! ok for all you people who were not listening to JJJ about 5mins ago you missed out on hearing me talk about my gournmet dinner and Tori (they played blood roses!)... Even funnier is I just got a call from my Seargent (I'm a st John Amulance officer) saying 'I thought I was the only JJJer in our division!!' lol, funny. Rala ;oD ===== 'I started to accept the mess I'm in. I know that mess spelled backwards is ssem and I felt much better armed with that information' ~ Tori Amos ~ http://messenger.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Messenger - - A great way to communicate long-distance for FREE! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Apr 2002 20:29:40 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] It's oh so quiet At 00:32 16/04/2002 -0700, Nathan R wrote: >It's oh so quiet >Shhhhhh Shhhhhh LOL! Another classic nayth! live oztori cam birth!?! WOOHOO! LOL! Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Apr 2002 20:33:22 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] read now! At 20:16 16/04/2002 +1000, Rala wrote: >ok for all you people who were not listening to JJJ >about 5mins ago you missed out on hearing me talk >about my gournmet dinner and Tori (they played blood >roses!)... > >Even funnier is I just got a call from my Seargent >(I'm a st John Amulance officer) saying 'I thought I >was the only JJJer in our division!!' lol, funny. > > >Rala ;oD Missed it by 15 minutes, Ralz... BLOOD ROSES! YES! That'd scare about 2/3's of their audience! LOL!... You next mission is to get it played on a Commercial station - like B105/2Day/Fox etc... Then it'd scare the WHOLE audience! ;o) Who else has been on JJJ - I've been on - but only at 2am in the morning in like 1998... (Oh and King Dicksmill played my FD(live) request for the J-File... but well... I've given him enough credit for that now... so YOU SUCK KINGSMILL! LOL! Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Apr 2002 20:35:31 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] I bought it... I bought the "Hands Clean" single today... and I like it... nice. I think I've come to the conclusion that Alanis might be one of the only few 'heavy' (relatively) rock chicks that works/I have/sounds alright. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Apr 2002 03:59:17 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] (the shoes on my feet) I bought it (the clothes I'm wearin') I bought it (the car I drive in) I bought it, I depend on me ;) Rala wrote: > Even funnier is I just got a call from my Seargent > (I'm a st John Amulance officer) saying 'I thought I > was the only JJJer in our division!!' lol, funny. Woulda been more impressed had the Searge called n' said "I thought I was the only Belle of New Orleans/chicken who got a taste of your meat, girl/one who sucked you deep/one who thought you were a queer in our division" (delete whichever you don't prefer) ;) AndrewR wrote: > live oztori cam birth!?! WOOHOO! LOL! Yeah wouldn't it be grand? There also needs to be an Oztori baby or something (ie where the parents are both Oztorians) - even if it requires IVF ;) > I bought the "Hands Clean" single today... and I > like it... nice. > > I think I've come to the conclusion that Alanis > might be one of the only > few 'heavy' (relatively) rock chicks that works/I > have/sounds alright. Well... Alanis has this weird force over me.. which makes me dub the first video/single from her album off Rage (ie, You Oughta Know, Thank U, Hands Clean).. and then live to regret the decision about 5 minutes later & hate her completely until the first single off the next album comes out. Even though I taped it off Rage, I now *can't stand* the "Hands Clean" video - it's everything that's wrong with Alanis n' her fans (who are almost as bad as Tori's American ones ;) The scene of the 2 chicks (one of which is in a STOOPID beannie forchrissakes!) & 1 guy (?) lip-synching to the lines "I have honoured your request for silence" just makes me cringe. Almost as bad as the out-o'-time n' oh-sooooo-dramatic horrid Precious Things chick from the RAINN vid. Although I can stomach "Ironic". But she still annoys the crap outta me in that video - maybe just the Alanis in the beannie-thing driving the car - the others are OK. Maybe it's just the Alanis + Beannie combo I can't handle. > Missed it by 15 minutes, Ralz... BLOOD ROSES! YES! > That'd scare about 2/3's > of their audience! LOL!... You next mission is to > get it played on a > Commercial station - like B105/2Day/Fox etc... Then > it'd scare the WHOLE > audience! ;o) "LOL". Better yet, get it played on one of those oooooooooooh-so-conservative AM redneck talk-back shows! Hahah.. imagine the complaints. Or on an 'easy listening'/'love songs and dedications' station. > Who else has been on JJJ - I've been on - but only > at 2am in the morning in > like 1998... (Oh and King Dicksmill played my > FD(live) I wondered if that was you! Speaking of which.. Does anyone here know who/what the other callers-in were on that show? I *sniff* on the other hand, have never been on radio.. Only had 'my name' mentioned when I was 12 and being stupid ringing up this request thing where they said 'hello' to groups of ppl and made them say hi to "Nathan the king" ;) > request for the > J-File... but well... I've given him enough credit > for that now... so YOU > SUCK KINGSMILL! LOL! I did actually ring up on the Tori J file and request they played "Hotel" (um godknowz why as I can listen to it on CD anytime).. Spoke to some chick who said she'd play it.. but didn't. *sobs* Nathan. . Yahoo! Tax Center - online filing with TurboTax http://taxes.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Apr 2002 21:04:25 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] It's oh so quiet > At 00:32 16/04/2002 -0700, Nathan R wrote: > >It's oh so quiet > >Shhhhhh Shhhhhh > > LOL! Another classic nayth! > > live oztori cam birth!?! WOOHOO! LOL! You volunteering Andrew? There is no freaking way I'm having a camera focused on my twat (hope none of you find that vulgar, Red Dwarf has big influences on me). And I'd doubt I'd even let one peer over my shoulder. How many of you would sit through 4 hours (if I'm that lucky again) of panting and back rubs??? it'd be seriously borning till the last half hour. X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.freewebz.com/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.freewebz.com/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Apr 2002 21:07:00 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] read now! > Who else has been on JJJ - I've been on - but only at 2am in the morning in > like 1998... (Oh and King Dicksmill played my FD(live) request for the > J-File... but well... I've given him enough credit for that now... so YOU > SUCK KINGSMILL! LOL! I've been on JJJ! I had a dream done by Quinten (clayton's cat :) That was 98. I was also on the run of the mill ABC for about 15 mins 'waxing' with my sister about a fictional Ashes tour (ah, the good old days of the Coodabeens). Um, 92 or 93? X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.freewebz.com/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.freewebz.com/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Apr 2002 21:16:10 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: [oztori] OT - fun girl names These aren't on the list, but if you are looking for less obvious Tori inspired names, you might consider these: Chumani (Sioux) dew drop [inn ;) ] Talal (Hebrew) " " ["] ;) Kachine (Native American) sacred dancer. Alternate spelling? Kachina of course! They also actually had Lavenda and Lavendah (which is an altenate spelling I use if the first is already taken). And... Nerida (Australian Aboriginal) blossom [riot poof], red waterlily :) Proper list tomorrow. X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.freewebz.com/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.freewebz.com/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Apr 2002 04:52:38 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Do you *really* want your daughter to have a "fun girl" name? ;) I'm a Lavs 4 U wrote: > You volunteering Andrew? There is no freaking way > I'm having a camera > focused on my twat (hope none of you find that > vulgar, Red Dwarf has big > influences on me). Hahha.. twat is the coolest word. > I've been on JJJ! I had a dream done by Quinten > (clayton's cat :) That was > 98. OMG I totally *forgot* about Quinten! He/she/it (I never figured out what gender it was.. hehe.. I think a she, but she has a guy's name) was cool. I haven't thought of her in probably 4 years or more. Back in days when JJJ didn't completley suck. And if you want Tori-related names.. why not 'Sammi Jay' ;) Nathan. np: 'Bad Old Man' - Babybird - "one half bitch, one half dog" line just came on. . Yahoo! Tax Center - online filing with TurboTax http://taxes.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Apr 2002 23:34:54 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] Do you *really* want your daughter to have a "fun girl" name? ;) > OMG I totally *forgot* about Quinten! He/she/it (I > never figured out what gender it was.. hehe.. I think > a she, but she has a guy's name) was cool. The drummer from the Bangles had a guys name (Michael), what's your point? Some parents are a little wierd like that. > And if you want Tori-related names.. why not 'Sammi > Jay' ;) It's too obvious. As is 'Rainn' which was on my old list (I wrote down everthing people suggested. I'm not tha silly this time). Actually, not Tori related, but a couple of other fun names. 'Tabitha Catherine', nick name, Tabby Cat ;) and Theodore Baird, nick name Teddy Baird (this is actually a serious suggestion for Glenn's cousin who is due a month after me - again!). And Tiarna could have been Tiarna Maria, nick name Tia Maria ;) X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.freewebz.com/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.freewebz.com/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Apr 2002 23:55:45 +1000 From: Kate Findlay Subject: [oztori] OT: Jodie Foster HELP!!!!!!!!!!!! MY MUM TAPED OVER THE ROVE INTERVIEW WITH JODIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! does anyone have it on tape???? can i borrow it?????? PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I deliberately taped it and didn't watch it 'cause i wanted to see the movie without knowing anything at all about it before hand - then my mother went and taped over it with australian story (or something similar...) SOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HAPPY JAN!!! So if anyone has it could i pretty pretty please borrow it??? Ta! kate ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Apr 2002 06:53:59 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] Amos reveals "I am a man!" APRIL 15, 2002: AMERICAN singer-songwriter, Tori Amos, known for her seemingly 'confessional' songwriting, has finally come clean and confirmed long-held speculation that she is, in fact, a man. The 38 year-old chanteuse, who is the "mother" of 18 month old Tash, spoke to reporters from her barn-cum-recording studio in Cornwall last night. "Well you see," Amos continues, "Tash was actually named after the piece of facial hair that I miss most since becoming a woman. I'm looking into getting reverse electrolysis - like Michael Jackson had done recently... so I can finally have one again!" Onlookers have often wondered whether Amos was as "rich.. with womanness" as she claims to be on her collaboration with Andy Gray, 'Sampler' (b-side to the "Let's Do It Again" promo 12" - downloadable in mp3 format from the hereinmyhead.com/sounds/index.html site under 'miscellaneous'). She has a demeanour about her which suggests masculinity - obvious in blatant lyrics such as "everybody knows I'm her MAN" (Raspberry Swirl - which, if you listen carefully enough, Amos actually sings, "everybody knows I'm A MAN"), and more recently, dressed as a man for the sleeve of her StrangeLittleGirls disaster. In fact she went so far with her guise as to record an album of songs written by men from a "woman"'s point of view. "I've slowly been coming more comfortable with revealing my true masculine side," said Amos, scratching her phantom balls. "I saw 'Not Another Teen Movie' where the guys are made up as girls.. and it opened a door for me. And I began to open that door.. and free myself from being a transvestite in my head. You can sniff those panties in the closet for the rest of your life really.. and I've smashed that." In a candid interview, Amos revealed that her gender-bending ways began at an early age, when 'she' was trying to cut a career as a concert pianist. Kicked out of the prestigious Peabody Conservatorium at age 11, Amos's Methodist Minister father got her a stint playing at a gay bar, which exposed Amos to the cross-dressing world. Amos would regularly perform, albeit underaged, at the gay bar in drag - her preacher father in tow. A frequent attendee and fellow drag queen of the club at the time, Dylan Plant (aka Miss Tori), commented that the young Amos was quite a hit in 'her' day. Although he now boasts of teaching her "how to give blowjobs using cucumbers". Plant is presently sueing Amos and producer Armand Van Helden, claiming inspirational credit for the "honey bring it close to my lips" and "it's got to be big" lyrics from Amos's hit remix, Professional Widow. Amos has laughed off the accusations, adding, "Nobody could rip anything 'big' off that tosser!" Amos continued to lead her transvestite lifestyle right through her 20's and early 30's - finally having "the operation" in December 1996. Amos reportedly had a 'miscarriage' around this time, which was reportedly the inspiration behind much of her 1998 album "From the Choirgirl Hotel" - however it has now been revealed that the songs of loss on that album are actually about the loss of her penis. Amos wedded engineer Mark Hawley in 1998. The couple were acquainted through Marcel Van Limbeek (sp?), a Dutch sound engineer, when Amos was considering wedding options in the Netherlands, which allows same-sex couples to tie the knot. Amos and Hawley were married in England, however, following Amos's gender-reassignment surgery. "When I was feeding that piglet (on the sleeve to her 1996 album, Boys For Pele), I really wanted those breasts to be mine," admits Amos. "Well now they are. Albeit with a touch of silicone. It's bitchin' what those surgeons can do!" Viewing a recent live performance of Amos's, it should be obvious to any onlooker that something isn't 'quite right' about 'her'. The way she straddles the piano bench so animalistically, you just know she's had some bad surgery done to her crotch. And it's obvious she knows the male condition a little *too* well, with her renditions of the male-penned 'tunes' (sic) of StrangeLittleGirls. "I do miss Skeeter (Amos's nickname for her severed penis - as can be seen carved into a tree in her Spark video) to be honest," sighs Amos. "Skeeter and I were inseperable, and the truth is I don't care any less for him. We just agreed that we needed to go and be independent of each other. Sometimes I didn't know what was my thought or what was his, and that's not healthy. We painfully held hands and looked at each other and said we have to go explore, we can't protect each other anymore. I miss him of course; you kind of miss it when one of your arms is gone. I mean, I have a really good left hand and it plays really fast but I do miss my right arm. I seem to be growing another one, though prosthetically - I call him Mr. Sulu and he goes at warp speed and purees me sanitarily - and I think Skeeter needed his back so that he could play his instrument." Amos is due to have a new album out later this year on new label Epic. ======================================================= Yahoo! Tax Center - online filing with TurboTax http://taxes.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 00:04:13 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] It's oh so quiet At 21:04 16/04/2002 +1000, Lavenda wrote: >> At 00:32 16/04/2002 -0700, Nathan R wrote: >> >It's oh so quiet >> >Shhhhhh Shhhhhh >> >> LOL! Another classic nayth! >> >> live oztori cam birth!?! WOOHOO! LOL! > >You volunteering Andrew? There is no freaking way I'm having a camera >focused on my twat (hope none of you find that vulgar, Red Dwarf has big >influences on me). And I'd doubt I'd even let one peer over my shoulder. >How many of you would sit through 4 hours (if I'm that lucky again) of >panting and back rubs??? it'd be seriously borning till the last half hour. Channel 10 might screen it... (although be prepared for repeat viewings every 2 months a la Happy Gilmore and Bird on a Wire ;o) ) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Apr 2002 07:05:51 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Do you *really* want your daughter to have a "fun girl" name? ;) Lavs wrote > > OMG I totally *forgot* about Quinten! He/she/it > (I > > never figured out what gender it was.. hehe.. I > think > > a she, but she has a guy's name) was cool. > > The drummer from the Bangles had a guys name > (Michael), what's your point? > Some parents are a little wierd like that. Oh yeah she did too. 'Michael' is a fricking odd name to call a girl childe. Don't do it Lavs! hehe. > Actually, not Tori related, but a couple of other > fun names. 'Tabitha > Catherine', nick name, Tabby Cat ;) Cool! And when she's dressed in booties, you'll have to sing "Bootylicious" to her ;) Nathan. . Yahoo! Tax Center - online filing with TurboTax http://taxes.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 00:19:09 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Amos reveals "I am a man!" At 06:53 16/04/2002 -0700, Nathan R wrote: >APRIL 15, 2002: > >AMERICAN singer-songwriter, Tori Amos, known for her >seemingly 'confessional' songwriting, has finally come >clean and confirmed long-held speculation that she is, >in fact, a man. [snip] LOL! CLASSIC! It's midnight here and I have to restrain myself from laughing too loud! Nayth, you KEEP on eating those Noodles! ;o) Andrew np: nothing ne: nothing nb: oxygen, nitrogen, argon and trace amounts of various other chemicals. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 00:21:03 +1000 From: Jonceski Jasmina Subject: Re: [oztori] I bought it... > I bought the "Hands Clean" single today... and I like it... nice. which one?The pink or blue one? > I think I've come to the conclusion that Alanis might be one of > the only > few 'heavy' (relatively) rock chicks that works/I have/sounds alright. *coughs and splutters* did you say 'heavy'? There aren't too many 'heavy' rock chicks..pity..maybe I should become one :P Nathan muttered > Maybe it's just the Alanis + Beannie combo I can't > handle. Yeah, I was starting to think that your problem was that ou had a thing against beanies. Which maed me think of how my Young Acheivers company a few years ago were going to make beanies..that was so funny. And just out of interest did anyone here do the Young Acheievers thing? He also uttered: >I *sniff* on the other hand, have never been on >radio.. Heh...I've been on JJJ twice, I think twice (talked to some chick on SuperRequest (rosie was on holidays) I've been on UC's radio station,CUefm, once and have been in the local Wollongong papers 6 times. And occasionally am show on the local Wollongong News on tv as they like to recycle old footage. Yes, I am a media whore :P In reply to nathans "Amos reveals "I am a man!"" - LMAO. That was brilliant! Jas P.S. Nathan, guess what? Those CDs I said I was gonna send you over two months ago shall be in your mail box shortly :) Doesn't that make you happy :P ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 00:33:24 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Do you *really* want your daughter to have a "fun girl" name? ;) At 23:34 16/04/2002 +1000, Lavenda wrote: >> And if you want Tori-related names.. why not 'Sammi >> Jay' ;) ? > >It's too obvious. As is 'Rainn' which was on my old list (I wrote down >everthing people suggested. I'm not tha silly this time). > Would that be Rainn or RAINN - then people'd go "what's that stand for" oh nothing - just Rape and Incest Nation Network (I think that's correct). >Actually, not Tori related, but a couple of other fun names. 'Tabitha >Catherine', nick name, Tabby Cat ;) Heh heh >and Theodore Baird, nick name Teddy >Baird (this is actually a serious suggestion for Glenn's cousin who is due a >month after me - again!). An aside - the shortened version of Edward is also Ted or Teddy. >And Tiarna could have been Tiarna Maria, nick name >Tia Maria ;) Lavs is your name Lavenda - really? You could call your babs... Lav(s)enda? :o) Or lets go the Television route (nearly typed root - well I guess I just did)... Big Brother: Nathan (lol) Turkan Sahra Shannon Jessica Aaron Alex Mirabai Marty Peter Damian (VOTE him out 1902 555 012 - what a sleazy egotistical PRATT) Katrina Gretel Sara-Marie Blair Ben Andy Sharna Todd Peter Christina Jemma Gordon Lisa Johnnie Rachel Anita Alanis!?! Martika!?! Martika Jones... hmm! ;o) >X >Lavs ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 00:47:29 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] I bought it... At 00:21 17/04/2002 +1000, Jonceski Jasmina wrote: >> I bought the "Hands Clean" single today... and I like it... nice. > >which one?The pink or blue one? > The Blue One... > >> I think I've come to the conclusion that Alanis might be one of >> the only >> few 'heavy' (relatively) rock chicks that works/I have/sounds alright. > >*coughs and splutters* did you say 'heavy'? >There aren't too many 'heavy' rock chicks..pity..maybe I should become >one :P > HEAVY - music-wise - Oh GOD am I treading in hot water here... Well there aren't... how many solo females that are sorta more rock-ish - P.J. yeah - but she's different... >>Naythan: >He also uttered: >>I *sniff* on the other hand, have never been on >>radio.. > JAZZA WAZZA GURGLED: ;o) >Heh...I've been on JJJ twice, I think twice (talked to some chick on >SuperRequest (rosie was on holidays) I've been on UC's radio >station,CUefm, once and have been in the local Wollongong papers 6 >times. And occasionally am show on the local Wollongong News on tv as >they like to recycle old footage. Yes, I am a media whore :P I've been on TV... as you all might know - "Now You See It" and also Two episodes of "Look Who's Talking" - remember that ghastly 'kids' "chat show" sorta like Donahue for Grade Eights... ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 10:53:48 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: [oztori] Nathan's Noodle What did I tell you about those bloody noodles Nayth? Dangerous stuff those things But ........ Can be funny though. And I NAILED the 80's Karaoke thank you Nayth! LOL You have a very stange imagination mister! ~Bindy _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 12:44:43 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] I bought it... > Heh...I've been on JJJ twice, I think twice (talked to some chick on > SuperRequest (rosie was on holidays) I've been on UC's radio > station,CUefm, once and have been in the local Wollongong papers 6 > times. And occasionally am show on the local Wollongong News on tv as > they like to recycle old footage. Yes, I am a media whore :P I actually completely forgot I did a one-hour all female (music too) program on 2NUR twice! The first time I was doing the panel anmd well, let's just say it'd had been a while and there were a few silences. X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.freewebz.com/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.freewebz.com/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 12:47:57 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] Do you *really* want your daughter to have a "fun girl" name? ;) > Lavs is your name Lavenda - really? You could call your babs... Lav(s)enda? > :o) I should be so lucky! But there's no way I would, what would I call myself online then??? It would total confuzzle people, me firstly. > Mirabai That's not Minbari is it? ;) as for the others, I don't think so. X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.freewebz.com/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.freewebz.com/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 03:55:39 +0000 From: "Mike Champ" Subject: [oztori] wish me a happy birthday Now dammit!!!!! i want email from all you strangers telling me what a wonderful person i am and how happy you are to have even recieved an email from me on such a wonderful day. :D Mike - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: Click Here ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 15:08:01 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Do you *really* want your daughter to have a "fun girl" name? ;) At 12:47 17/04/2002 +1000, Lavenda wrote: >> Lavs is your name Lavenda - really? You could call your babs... >Lav(s)enda? >> :o) > >I should be so lucky! But there's no way I would, what would I call myself >online then??? It would total confuzzle people, me firstly. > >> Mirabai > >That's not Minbari is it? ;) > I know - I often do a double-take when I've seen it written/typed! (I remember seeing a bloopers for B5 and one of the actors (I can't remember who) said Minibari ;o) >as for the others, I don't think so. > Yeah, LOL! Ugh - how about Brittney SP? LOL! For some reason the name Angelique Kidjo entered my consciousness! >X >Lavs >(Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) > >~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ > >Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful > - 'Merman', Tori Amos > >~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ >http://www.freewebz.com/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage >http://www.freewebz.com/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2002 15:10:11 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] wish me a happy birthday At 03:55 17/04/2002 +0000, Mike Champ wrote: >Now dammit!!!!! > > > >i want email from all you strangers telling me what a wonderful person i >am and how happy you are to have even recieved an email from me on such a >wonderful day. > I wouldn't go THAT far ;o) Bon Anniversaire! > > >:D > >Mike > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > >MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: Click Here ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V2 #115 ****************************