From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V2 #86 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Friday, March 22 2002 Volume 02 : Number 086 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] A cat named Easter [Nathan R ] Re[2]: [oztori] A cat named Easter [Rebecca Appleton ] Re[4]: [oztori] A cat named Easter [Rebecca Appleton ] Re: [oztori] TV (Transvision Vamp? Or Transvestite? Or both? You decide) [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] Got some "sleep" on my tongue [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] A cat named Easter ate a rabbit named Keaster [AndrewR ] [oztori] OT: What is your sould worth? [Jonceski Jasmina ] Re: [oztori] OT: What is your sould worth? ["Double Serpent" ] Re: [oztori] This e-mail cannot be put off any longer [ot] [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] OT: What is your soul worth? [Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] A cat named Easter Jonceski Jasmina wrote: > DS> I figured that I'd start a thread on what > everyone is doing over > DS> the Easter > DS> weekend. *shudder* Jas, please refrain from quoting "DS", since it brings back too many memories of Dan Stapleton ;) I suggest you use: BL> (BindyLicious) ;) As for what I'll be doing over Easter... NOTHING for 2 whole weeks. Yes, I get school holidays. Eat your collective hearts out. Nathan. . Yahoo! Movies - coverage of the 74th Academy Awards. http://movies.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Mar 2002 19:26:03 +1000 From: Rebecca Appleton Subject: Re[2]: [oztori] A cat named Easter On 21/03/2002, at 7:15 PM, Nathan wrote: NR> As for what I'll be doing over Easter... NOTHING for 2 NR> whole weeks. Yes, I get school holidays. Eat your NR> collective hearts out. *eats Nathan's heart out* I'm sitting here wondering just how much agony I'd need to put myself through in order to have a few days off over my "holidays", and you go and say a ratbag thing like that! *slap!* ~Becc :( - -- www.crappism.org/blog ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Mar 2002 20:31:27 +1100 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] All I's got's on my tounge 's a piece of hair > In related news: my new favourite tv show is 'Sponge Bob Squarepants'! good grief! I don't know what's worse, Sponge Bob, or Rollie Pollie Ollie. X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.envy.nu/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.envy.nu/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Mar 2002 01:34:57 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: Re[2]: [oztori] A cat named Easter Rebecca Appleton wrote: > I'm sitting here wondering just how much agony I'd > need to put myself > through in order to have a few days off over my > "holidays", and you go > and say a ratbag thing like that! *slap!* I'll write your assignments for you. Although I can't guarantee they'll be any good ;) Nathan. . Yahoo! Movies - coverage of the 74th Academy Awards. http://movies.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Mar 2002 20:35:23 +1100 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] A cat named Easter > I figured that I'd start a thread on what everyone is doing over the Easter > weekend. Family do at the Central Coast. I think we're supposed to make bonnets again, and I haven't started thinking about it. Do you think they'd notice if I used the same one as last time? It'll also be when they find out I'm preggers (and thus usurping Ryan yet again by a month :^ ), so I expect I'll be wearing a smarmy smile all day and thanking people for their congratulations. X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.envy.nu/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.envy.nu/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Mar 2002 19:40:49 +1000 From: Rebecca Appleton Subject: Re[4]: [oztori] A cat named Easter On 21/03/2002, at 7:34 PM, Nathan wrote: NR> I'll write your assignments for you. Although I can't NR> guarantee they'll be any good ;) Ahhh, for the days of written assignments. If they were written, I'd have no problems with them at all. It's these bloody _projects_ that kill me. Though I've really no right to complain; having enrolled in a multimedia degree it's kind of expected. ~Becc, going back to writing out a Risk Assessment document for the year-long project: "Risk event: Team members suffering from work-related tension. Impact: high. Probability: 90%" - -- www.crappism.org/blog ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Mar 2002 03:45:53 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] This e-mail cannot be put off any longer [ot] A few comments.. (tune out know if you're a King Dick Kingsmill fan), OK... The J-files are now on.. 1991 is the topic. Now I distinctly remember a couple of years back JJJ having a 1991 J-file. Run out of ideas, anyone? Oh, and they'll have another 1992 one in a months' time.. they had one of those in March '98. Then, predictably, they play Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" as the first song. "The greatest song of that year/the 90's". LOL. Hardly. Then some moron rings in.. "Alive by Pearl Jam was the song for me that year". Er, it didn't hit here until February 1992 mate.. even if the "Ten" album was technically recorded that year. Then King Dicksmill continues, '1991 was such a great year for new albums... Nirvana and Pearl Jam'. Well "Nevermind" didn't take off here until about November/December of that year, so it was hardly around 'year long'. These people need to get their fucking facts str8. Then King Dicksmill plays some bloody My Bloody Valentine album track that I've never heard in my life, despite being a self-proclaimed muzak know-it-all.. as if it were some great cultural landmark of 1991. It's like if *I* did a 3-hour show on a year and just played what *I* happened to be listening to at the time.. regardless of whether anyone else had heard it before or not. It pisses me off. *counts to 10 under breath* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! NOT HAPPY DAN(s)!!!! Nathan. . Yahoo! Movies - coverage of the 74th Academy Awards. http://movies.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Mar 2002 16:24:34 +0000 (GMT) From: rchrisp@btopenworld.com Subject: [oztori] OzTori Parties >> Dylan's always been funny. he's >> completely nuts. dancing on the bar, >> anyone? > That is SO 'passe'.. Nothing Dannii > Minogue's less-famous sister didn't try in > the truly hideous "Spinning Around" vid a > coupla years back ;) youre jealous... just because you werent there... we DID invite you, Mr "im too mysterious to attend oztori social events" Robertson. rachael xxx ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 09:04:48 +1100 From: Daniel G Subject: Re: [oztori] This e-mail cannot be put off any longer [ot] >A few comments.. (tune out know if you're a King Dick >Kingsmill fan), no. now that i'm studying radio, i can see how truly bad (from a technical point of view) it is. and i already knew his content was stupid. i was re-listening for a bit of the Tori J-Files (I couldn't find the bit I was after) and found one of the "facts" he was going on about - her real name is Myra Ellen. I was "oh my god how stupid can you get"-ing all over again. >NOT HAPPY DAN(s)!!!! if its any consolation, i took the start of his ABYSMAL interview with tori in to my radio class (we had to find a sample of good or bad radio) - where he puts tori on hold to answer the other phone - and we all had a big derisive, disdainful laugh at it. v satisfying. Now caroline tran, SHE knew how to interview Tori. xoxo dan ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 10:13:47 +1100 From: "Nathan Cyran" Subject: [oztori] Robyn Whats-her-name Nathan R wrote: >"Sick with love"? ;) >Robyn Loau (sp?)... wherefore art thou? She's performing as one of the Fat Pizza "Booty girls" in the Pizza Stage Show... Going 2moro night. Nath, 2 posts in almost as many days, must be close to a PB Visit My Website http://come.to/nathspage ICQ:61587649 "I wish I could read their minds, but they're all written in nitwit." _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 10:39:43 +1100 From: Jonceski Jasmina Subject: [oztori] CT interveiw > Now caroline tran, SHE knew how to interview Tori. Does anyone have a copy of that interview???? I want a copy. If you have one I want you to copy it for me. PLEASE. :) Jas ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 10:41:12 +1100 From: Jonceski Jasmina Subject: Re: [oztori] A cat named Easter NR> *shudder* NR> NR> Jas, please refrain from quoting "DS", since it brings NR> back too many memories of Dan Stapleton ;) Nope. Dan S is not on the list for the moment so till he is to return I will use DS for Bindy. And if you don't like it Nathan, well I don't really care. And STOP making fun of Dan Stapleton. He is NOT here to defend himself so it is not fair. Don't be so cowardly. Jas ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 10:28:53 +1000 From: "Double Serpent" Subject: Re: [oztori] A cat named Easter On 21/03/2002, at 3:43 PM, I wrote: DS> I figured that I'd start a thread on what everyone is doing over DS> the Easter weekend. DS> Going on chocolate binges, going on holidays, excuse to get drunk, DS> just another day, big plans for catching the Easter bunny and DS> torturing him by pulling his ears until he tells you where the rest DS> of the eggs are? Bugger! All you uni students working hard! Nathan relaxing over his extended holidays (grrrr). Lavs is bonnet making ... hang on a minute .... bonnet making? Traditional Easter thing for you guys or saving money on buying them or what? Why? I'm pretty much going to get out of the house and go places in the evening and then go home and sleep most of the daytime away. I need the break. Any chocolate I get will be given to others, as I don't really like too much chocolate. People know this, yet they still give me heaps of it. I'd give it to you guys but I think it might melt in the post. ~Bindy _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 13:25:36 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] UKTV At 15:55 20/03/2002 +1000, Pamela Collom wrote: >Rachael wrote: > >>my weeks tv: >> >>Monday: The Vice (finished last week though)Tuesday: Football/At Home With >>the Braithwaites > >Woo hoo! Virginia looks like Brian Molko. Gush gush gush. > >>Wednesday: Football/Teachers > >I LOVE Teachers. >Dammit. This is just proving the brits are the best at comedy/drama. > >>Thursday: Baddiel & Skinner Unplanned > >Badiel and Skinner ROCK! Yeah! I only saw like, 3 of their shows when they >were on, and they were fantastic. Exactly my sense of humour. I have to say the "Frank Skinner Show" is completely CRAP though. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 13:30:25 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] TV (Transvision Vamp? Or Transvestite? Or both? You decide) At 22:40 19/03/2002 -0800, Nathan R wrote: >Well at least they've had one hit single.. unlike a >certain Ms. Amos ;) [and there's your Tori content, >trainspotters] > > >Nathan. I *KNEW* you were a "Train" fan Nayth! ;o) re the subject title... it's very funny on the aus.tv newsgroup OCCASIONALLY someone posts there with something totally wierd - until you realise what they've posted... they think aus.tv is aus.(transvestite) LOL! (instead of television... just getting in there before someone asks if there is an australian Transvision Vamp newsgroup ;) ) Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 13:35:40 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Got a piercing sleeping on my tongue At 22:47 19/03/2002 -0800, Nathan R wrote: >AndrewR wrote: >> >Believe... believe... >> >> Alright - quieten down there Cher. ;o) > >LOL! > >That reminds me... I once created a yahoo e-mail >account, "chastity_bono@yahoo.com".. and had some >chick claiming to be 13 e-mailing me to say how >impressed she was with "my" book... but swore she was >not just using "me" to get to "my" mother!! Hahahah. > > >Nathan. LOL! I don't know if I want to ask WHY you had created such an account! LOL! ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 13:42:01 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Tee-Vee >heh. Some shows are TOO good to pass up. > >Like 'The league of gentlemen'! Everyone, go watch it. Ohhh that's not a TV show featuring "The Gentlemen" from that Buffy episode where noone could speak... "Hush"!?! CREEPY! ;o) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 13:44:24 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Got some "sleep" on my tongue At 01:34 21/03/2002 +1100, riot poofter wrote: >> > I'm sure you do.. I've no doubt you've triggered >> > people's GAG refex on umpteen occasions ;) >> >> >>Two things, just so its not a one liner. >> >>Fisrtly, Dylan: YOU ARE SO CAMP! >> >>And secondly, in the words of Mr. Zac Ariel, this is not a dick swinging >>contest guys - Jesus Christ. Do you hear anybody else talking about gagging >>on guy's appendages, or whatever it is that they choose to gag on? No. And >>there's a very good reason for that - no one wants to know. >> >>Well, some people probably do. But APART from them. > > >*cough*homophobe*cough*repressed*cough* > >for christ's sake, take a joke... and dylan's campness is fabulous. > >Roozi >*defender of those who actually have sex lives and are thus probably in the >minority on thsi oh so geeky list* That's the first time I think I've 'seen' someone brand a woman a 'homophobe'! ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 13:52:30 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] RE: [ozwrestling] At 10:45 21/03/2002 +1100, Nathan Cyran wrote: >TeeeeVeeee!!! > >Monday: H&A, South Park (if it's on), Buffy (Monday night is bowling night >so I tape whatever I miss) >Tuesday: H&A, WWF Raw >Wednesday: H&A, New Simpsons, Inside Cricket >Thursday: H&A, Ab Fab, Footy Show >Friday: H&A, WWF Tough Enough, Simpsons >Saturday: WWF Smackdown, >Sunday: Simpsons > >Nath I just have to say, that having caught the wrestling every now and then on foxtel for a while - this/ese is/are (one) fucking-hilarious show(s). Yeah the wrestling is fake - and yeah they probably can get hurt - you can't fake falling off 12' ladders on to the floor or onto a tressle table... it's that BACKSTAGE antics that are bloody funny. You just can't help but laugh! It's like a soap - I haven't caught up with it in a while... so who is what now... what happened about that WWF/WCW/ECW thing!?! - I notice its all just WWF - again. VERY FUNNY. What happened to Chyna? (semi Tori reference) ;o) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 14:08:44 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] A cat named Easter ate a rabbit named Keaster At 10:28 22/03/2002 +1000, Double Serpent "BINDY" wrote: >Any >chocolate I get will be given to others, as I don't really like too much >chocolate. People know this, yet they still give me heaps of it. I'd give >it to you guys but I think it might melt in the post. > Give it to a children's hospital!?! > >~Bindy > > >_________________________________________________________________ >MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: >http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 14:20:02 +1000 From: "Double Serpent" Subject: Re: [oztori] A cat named Easter ate a rabbit named Keaster I said: > > Any chocolate I get will be given to others, as I don't really like > > >too much chocolate. People know this, yet they still give me heaps > > of >it. I'd give it to you guys but I think it might melt in the > > post. Andrew said: >Give it to a children's hospital!?! I reply: Too bad to the kid in there for diabetes!! _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 16:15:35 +1100 From: "cåth ." Subject: [oztori] OT: lani @ V sorry if this has already been discussed, i kinda lose my attention when reading the messages in digest-mode.. but if anyone's going to see lani @ channel v, can you please email me at escapedefeat@hotmail.com and let me mooch off your company? thanx <3 cath _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 16:36:02 +1100 From: Jonceski Jasmina Subject: [oztori] OT: What is your sould worth? G'day folks, Would you like to buy a soul? I love this. People are cool :) http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1715206569 Jas ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 17:17:32 +1100 From: "Renee Hill" Subject: RE: [oztori] OT: lani @ V I'm going! I'm going!!!! Oooh, and just quietly, also going to exclusive showcase the night before ;) - -----Original Message----- From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org]On Behalf Of ceth . Sent: Friday, 22 March 2002 4:16 PM To: oztori@smoe.org Subject: [oztori] OT: lani @ V sorry if this has already been discussed, i kinda lose my attention when reading the messages in digest-mode.. but if anyone's going to see lani @ channel v, can you please email me at escapedefeat@hotmail.com and let me mooch off your company? thanx <3 cath _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 16:37:56 +1000 From: "Double Serpent" Subject: Re: [oztori] OT: What is your sould worth? Jas wrote: >Would you like to buy a soul? >I love this. People are cool :) > >http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1715206569 Now I've seen everything!! How the hell, no pun intended, did it even get ON to ebay in the first place! Strange child! ~Bindy _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 17:42:43 +1100 From: Jonceski Jasmina Subject: Re: [oztori] OT: What is your soul worth? DS> Now I've seen everything!! How the hell, no pun intended, did it DS> even get DS> ON to ebay in the first place! Strange child! It's brilliant though. I wonder if it will get pulled off... It is under Collectable: Weirst stuff though. The weirdest part is it is a 15 y/o's soul, so that would give the power to have it deleted, I hope it stays on till the end though. It's bloody brilliant though. If I had some spare cash I would bid for it just because it is an awesome novelty idea. Jas ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Mar 2002 22:51:29 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] OzTori Panties Rachael "crips around the edges" Chrisp wrote: > youre jealous... just because you werent there... we > DID invite you, Mr "im too mysterious to attend > oztori social events" Robertson. LOL! That is so true.. Although I think you should replace 'mysterious' with "boring". Nathan. PS - re the subject heading of this e-mail.. screw the Oztori t-shirts.. we want the Oztori panties! Preferably edible. . Yahoo! Movies - coverage of the 74th Academy Awards. http://movies.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Mar 2002 22:53:58 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] This e-mail cannot be put off any longer [ot] Daniel G wrote of King Dicksmill: > if its any consolation, i took the start of his > ABYSMAL interview with tori > in to my radio class (we had to find a sample of > good or bad radio) - where > he puts tori on hold to answer the other phone - and > we all had a big > derisive, disdainful laugh at it. v satisfying. > Now caroline tran, SHE knew how to interview Tori. > xoxo > dan Yeah agreed. BUT Tori ain't the easiest chick to interview either.. If I were those interviewers, I'd sooooo want to grab Tori by the scruff of the neck and say to her: "We KNOW you're nuts. We KNOW you're weird. Now can you fucking string together ONE coherent sentence for ONCE?! ...and you're a bit up yourself. Although admittedly you had reason to be... say pre-1999. But Myra my dear, you are rapidly turning into a parody of yourself." Nathan. . Yahoo! Movies - coverage of the 74th Academy Awards. http://movies.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Mar 2002 23:01:18 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] Well I love love love, I love the way you move... and I love love love, I love the way I g-g-groove... I love your motivation.. and I love your desperation! [totally classy TV lyrics... OT] AndrewR wrote: > (instead of television... just getting in there > before someone asks if > there is an australian Transvision Vamp newsgroup ;) > ) There SHOULD be an Australian Transvision Vamp newsgroup!! Who wants to start one? Nathan. . Yahoo! Movies - coverage of the 74th Academy Awards. http://movies.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Mar 2002 23:17:41 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] OT: What is your soul worth? Jonceski Jasmina wrote: > If I had some spare > cash I would bid for > it just because it is an awesome novelty idea. You can bid on mine, Jas. Nathan. . Yahoo! Movies - coverage of the 74th Academy Awards. http://movies.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 18:22:03 +1100 From: Jonceski Jasmina Subject: Re: [oztori] OT: What is your soul worth? NR> You can bid on mine, Jas. I was looking at the page and the boy seems to be from Geelong, perhaps it is a patient of yours who was needs the money to see anothe rspeech pathologist because you are just scary :P But I wouldn't pay a cent for your soul. Not worth it. Jas ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 15:27:21 +0800 From: "ennui" Subject: RE: [oztori] OT: What is your soul worth? Nathan(.):: >You can bid on mine, Jas. I like abyssal black, N. What's the opening bid? ;) ennui [ oceanliner ] _ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Mar 2002 23:45:24 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] OT: What is your soul worth? Jonceski Jasmina wrote: > But I wouldn't pay a cent for your soul. Not worth > it. My soul is priceless dear ;) But for *you*.. "my soul don't cost a thing".. to paraphrase a rather bland (oh but aren't they all?) J-Lo "song". ennui wrote: > I like abyssal black, N. What's the opening bid? ;) "For you... FREE" (to quote an opening line of the "The Best Things In Life Are Free" Janet Jackson/Luther Vandross video). Nathan. . Yahoo! Movies - coverage of the 74th Academy Awards. http://movies.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 15:56:42 +0800 From: "ennui" Subject: (OneLineReply):RE: [oztori] OT: What is your soul worth? Nathan.:: >But for *you*.. "my soul don't cost a thing".. to >paraphrase a rather bland (oh but aren't they all?) >{crap} "song". >"For you... FREE" (to quote an opening line of the >"The Best Things In Life Are Free" {bollocks} >{crap}/{don't} {care} video). "You're a sad, laughable figure aren't you Nathan?" (to paraphrase a line of a Black Adder episode). ;) ennui [ zzzzzzzz ] _ ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V2 #86 ***************************