From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V2 #83 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Tuesday, March 19 2002 Volume 02 : Number 083 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] [ozmemoriesofstupidthingswedressedupaschildren] [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] telly vision ["Lavenda" ] Re: [oztori] [ozmemoriesofstupidthingswedressedupaschildren] ["Lavenda" <] RE: [oztori] Cake AND Pie! [ot] ["Dylan Plant" ] Re[2]: [oztori] crystal blue Italian [Daniel Hirning ] Re: [oztori] telly vision [Daniel Hirning ] Re[2]: [oztori] I owe a debt to the Bangles [Daniel Hirning ] [oztori] Tell you my name, F-U-C-K [ot] [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] [ozmemoriesofstupidthingswedressedupaschildren] [Nathan R ] Re[6]: [oztori] strange little girl - where are you purchasing? [Danie] [oztori] 50 foot queenie, force 10 hurricane [ot] ["nina riddel" Subject: Re: [oztori] [ozmemoriesofstupidthingswedressedupaschildren] Rebecca Appleton wrote: > muck was dribbling down > my chin (she > didn't tell me where to spit). LMAO @ this when taken out of context ;) > Tori-related stuff: I bought SLuG yesterday. $10 > and I still feel > ripped off. Ho hum. LOL so harsh.. but true. Nathan. . Yahoo! Sports - live college hoops coverage http://sports.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Mar 2002 20:25:26 +1100 From: Daniel G Subject: [oztori] Cake AND Pie! [ot] Hey all! Just had to let y'all know that I got Lisa Loeb's new LP "Cake AND Pie" today. Its nice to know she's still alive (and partnered herself up with Frank Zappa's son who co-wrote and co-produced a lot of the songs). Its even nicer to know that she's still got the magic that makes a good Lisa Loeb album. Go and buy it! Even if just for the artwork, its so cool and Lisa is so cute! xoxo Dan ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Mar 2002 20:54:18 +1100 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] telly vision > okay this seems like a cool threat, lets see what we all watch Monday: ABC kids, Nick Jn. (this is the same for Thur and Fri too) After that if there's anything good on the History, Discovery or National Geographic I'll watch that (this has ony happened over the last few weeks. First trimester is so tiring!). Then tonight I watched the first Dark Angel (Fox) (Thanks Andrew), flicking to the cricket to see us lose. Tuesday: The Bill, Rove Live Wednesday: Australian Survivor (Sylvan won a car! Then he cried over the lobster! Cath where are you???), The Panel, Enterprise Thursdays: BRING BACK SG1!!! Friday: generally nothing Saturday: ST: Original, ST: TNG Sunday: generally nothing. Though once the footy season starts there'll be an AFL match on the weekend somewhere :) X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.envy.nu/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.envy.nu/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Mar 2002 21:01:39 +1100 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] [ozmemoriesofstupidthingswedressedupaschildren] Oh dear... Um, I remember being in Jack and the Beanstalk, can't remember what I was, but my main role (I was like 6 or something) was to carry on the axe. Then there was some -thing- where I was a rat and got to sing a really cool song about rats (my sis had to play an orphan, I seem to recall it was perhaps set in England in convict days). Then I was an evil twin in 'Superman 2 - the musical' (and took part in a magic trick, which even fooled someone even though they knew we were twins...). Then I was a yellow paint swirl in the Rock Eisteddfod in 92 (that was too cool). Oh, I remember dressing as a Hungarian Gypsy when I was like 6 for a fancy dress day at school. I certainly got the better end of the stick, my sister was an Indian squaw and wore a plastic hessian sack for her dress!!! X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.envy.nu/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.envy.nu/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Mar 2002 23:24:34 +1100 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: RE: [oztori] Cake AND Pie! [ot] Hey all! Just had to let y'all know that I got Lisa Loeb's new LP "Cake AND Pie" today. Its nice to know she's still alive (and partnered herself up with Frank Zappa's son who co-wrote and co-produced a lot of the songs). Its even nicer to know that she's still got the magic that makes a good Lisa Loeb album. Go and buy it! Even if just for the artwork, its so cool and Lisa is so cute! xoxo Dan OK I'm sorry all, but I hadda say it: Does anyone remember the show on Channel 10 last year about a soap opera? I used to love that show...so addictive it was bad!!! Well in any case, Frank Zappa was in the last episode...Dan's post just reminded me of that...LOL... ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Mar 2002 00:06:45 +1100 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re[2]: [oztori] crystal blue Italian Sunday, March 17, 2002, 6:28:39 PM, riot wrote: rp> as any syd uni student will tell you, that man is a fucking major rp> loser... STILL hanging around at oweek trying to score first rp> years!!! well, i'm a syd uni student (well, ex), and i like adam... Sure, he is a bit of a cock head at times, but, when it comes down to a nice chat, a bit of poetry and a beer at the local pub, he is actually a really nice/cool/genuine guy. i like him ! so nah! (am guessing i'm the only one that has had the pleasure of having a few drinks with adam, so my opinion is final.. ok?! no arguments! :-p dan. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Mar 2002 00:08:13 +1100 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re: [oztori] telly vision Sunday, March 17, 2002, 8:56:29 PM, Daniel wrote: DG> okay this seems like a cool threat, lets see what we all watch Monday: Tuesday: Wednesday: Thursday: Ab Fab occasionally Friday: Saturday: Sunday: and i still think i watch too much! dan. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Mar 2002 00:10:41 +1100 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re[2]: [oztori] I owe a debt to the Bangles Saturday, March 16, 2002, 9:39:32 PM, Dylan wrote: DP> There's only one outrageous Queen on this list!!!! ME!!!! LOL... oh and darling, you're such a FABulous queenie as well. dan. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Mar 2002 00:12:10 +1100 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re[4]: [oztori] strange little girl - where are you purchasing? Saturday, March 16, 2002, 9:31:55 PM, Dylan wrote: DP> Depends on who ur sucking up too...:) LOL...another one liner, DP> which I'm sure Dan H is going to hold against me a court of DP> law...Your Honour, the Defendant is charged with willfully and DP> knowingly posting one liners to Oztori Email list and thereby DP> pissing off some members, including the influential Dan H and DP> Nathan R. I object!!!!LOL hmmmm, dylan, when did you get funny? i'm laughing at more and more of your posts every day... you're starting to 'rock'... which is just a little bit scary... dan. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Mar 2002 00:13:28 +1100 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re[2]: [oztori] "6 o'clock already I was just in the middle of a dream, I was kissin' James Valentine by a crystal blue Italian stream" (OK here I owe a debt to the Bangles' brill "Manic Monday", or, rather, to 'Christopher' [actually Prince/symb Sunday, March 17, 2002, 12:24:58 PM, Dylan wrote: DP> Honey, I'd shag anything that's male and has a pulse...haven't u DP> figured that out yet? LOL there is at least one other member of oztori who suffers from that type of sexual 'condition' (not point any fingers of course ;-) DP> Wil Anderson is an extremely cute comic guy who hosts Breakfast DP> with Adam Spencer on the J's...saw him and Adam perform live once DP> here in Melbourne....*drools*....pity hes str8 really... dylan, i'm sure if there is anyone able to 'turn' wil, it would be you. dan. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Mar 2002 13:33:53 +0000 (GMT) From: rchrisp@btopenworld.com Subject: [oztori] SLG single >after a few attempts haven't gt one... am >willing to pay a decent price...but > where???? where do i get one?? it had an "official" release in Singapore or Japan, and it gets sold on ebay quite often (for ridiculous prices mind you, as you're generally competing against 30 American fans). rachael xxx ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Mar 2002 13:43:37 +0000 (GMT) From: rchrisp@btopenworld.com Subject: [oztori] Cities of Gold Saturday, March 16, 2002, 3:23:07 PM, Daniel (both of them) muttered: >>I also remember mysterious cities of gold..... which no one my age >>seems to remember... but i LOVED that show... DG> no, you're not the only one who remembers it. i know a few people who DG> remember it actually, you just don't know the right people dan! > agggh!! someone else who remembers that > childrens tv classic!! ...and i have the theme music on my computer back home... :) if youre desperate for it, let me know and ill see if i can get it for you. rachael xxx ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Mar 2002 13:48:25 +0000 (GMT) From: rchrisp@btopenworld.com Subject: [oztori] Kids TV Edan Gahan now hosts "Welcome to Melbourne" videos that get shown on Internationl Qantas flights... i had to laugh when he came on the screen on my way back from New Zealand. rachael xxx ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Mar 2002 00:28:58 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] rock lobster aaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaa At 00:12 19/03/2002 +1100, Daniel Hirning wrote: >Saturday, March 16, 2002, 9:31:55 PM, Dylan wrote: > >DP> Depends on who ur sucking up too...:) LOL...another one liner, >DP> which I'm sure Dan H is going to hold against me a court of >DP> law...Your Honour, the Defendant is charged with willfully and >DP> knowingly posting one liners to Oztori Email list and thereby >DP> pissing off some members, including the influential Dan H and >DP> Nathan R. I object!!!!LOL > >hmmmm, dylan, when did you get funny? > >i'm laughing at more and more of your posts every day... > >you're starting to 'rock'... which is just a little bit scary... > Just to tie a few threads together... is that a gold painted rock!?! ;o) >dan. >dan@danhirning.com >www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Mar 2002 10:53:03 +1100 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: RE: Re[4]: [oztori] strange little girl - where are you purchasing? Quite possibly I got funni when I became unemployed and had nothing better to do than to reply to all ur posts... I always rocked...I just hid my light under a bushel where OzTori is concerned! LOL Saturday, March 16, 2002, 9:31:55 PM, Dylan wrote: DP> Depends on who ur sucking up too...:) LOL...another one liner, DP> which I'm sure Dan H is going to hold against me a court of DP> law...Your Honour, the Defendant is charged with willfully and DP> knowingly posting one liners to Oztori Email list and thereby DP> pissing off some members, including the influential Dan H and DP> Nathan R. I object!!!!LOL hmmmm, dylan, when did you get funny? i'm laughing at more and more of your posts every day... you're starting to 'rock'... which is just a little bit scary... dan. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Mar 2002 10:53:03 +1100 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: RE: [oztori] rock lobster aaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaa At 00:12 19/03/2002 +1100, Daniel Hirning wrote: >Saturday, March 16, 2002, 9:31:55 PM, Dylan wrote: > >DP> Depends on who ur sucking up too...:) LOL...another one liner, >DP> which I'm sure Dan H is going to hold against me a court of >DP> law...Your Honour, the Defendant is charged with willfully and >DP> knowingly posting one liners to Oztori Email list and thereby >DP> pissing off some members, including the influential Dan H and >DP> Nathan R. I object!!!!LOL > >hmmmm, dylan, when did you get funny? > >i'm laughing at more and more of your posts every day... > >you're starting to 'rock'... which is just a little bit scary... > Just to tie a few threads together... is that a gold painted rock!?! ;o) Gold lame honey!!! LOL....with sequins tastefully stewn around the place! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Mar 2002 11:14:13 +1000 From: "Double Serpent" Subject: Re: [oztori] [ozmemoriesofstupidthingswedressedupaschildren] I use to do a lot of theatre, dance and singing when I was younger (9yrs old) and did up until 1995 (18yrs old). I've been meaning to get back into it again. I've been dressed up as all sorts of things. Constable, Clowns, Tree, Zombie, Maid (1800's style) and a heap I have forgotten. The worst was a show where a few of us were wearing full clown suits and makeup and had to rollerskate around the stage. It was summer and stage lights are rather toasty. We then had a completely different costume for the next song. Running down stairs in rollerskates is interesting. The Zombie was a dance routine we had to do for a young Michael Jackson kid. He use to do a lot of shows of Michael Jackson songs. That one was for Thriller. The dance routine was almost the same as the video clip. As a side note the kid was annoying, the mother was worse. Stage mother to the max! ~Bindy _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Mar 2002 21:47:04 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] Adam kiss my Wil [ot] Daniel Hirning wrote: > well, i'm a syd uni student (well, ex), Yay - you now fit the oztori tertiary studies standard ;) > and i like > adam... Sure, he is > a bit of a cock head at times, but, when it comes > down to a nice chat, > a bit of poetry and a beer at the local pub, *cough, splutter, slurp*... POETRY? YOU??? At the PUB???? *keels over in disbelief* Next thing we'll be reading your contributions to lil dan's poetry board ;) > he is > actually a really > nice/cool/genuine guy. One would hope he was a "genuine guy" - I'd be scared if a woman looked like *that* ;) > (am guessing i'm the only one that has had the > pleasure of having a > few drinks with adam, so my opinion is final.. ok?! > no arguments! :-p I wouldn't mind having a few drinks with Adam... like to give him vodka and arsenic or something :) Nathan. . Yahoo! Sports - live college hoops coverage http://sports.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Mar 2002 21:57:12 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] Tell you my name, F-U-C-K [ot] Daniel Hirning wrote: > Saturday, March 16, 2002, 9:39:32 PM, Dylan wrote: > > DP> There's only one outrageous Queen on this > list!!!! ME!!!! LOL... > > oh and darling, you're such a FABulous queenie as > well. Yes, but is he a 50 Ft. one who, when measured, is "20 inches long"? ;) Nathan - second to no-one ;) . Yahoo! Sports - live college hoops coverage http://sports.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Mar 2002 22:02:42 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] Send in the clowns [ot] Dylan Plant wrote: > Quite possibly I got funni when I became unemployed > and had nothing > better to do than to reply to all ur posts... Have you not considered becoming a clown/'comedienne' then? ;) Nathan. . Yahoo! Sports - live college hoops coverage http://sports.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Mar 2002 22:06:18 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] [ozmemoriesofstupidthingswedressedupaschildren] Bindylicious Double Serpent wrote: > I use to do a lot of theatre, dance and singing when > I was younger (9yrs > old) and did up until 1995 (18yrs old). YAY you're older than me! > I've been dressed up as all sorts of things. > Constable, Clowns, Tree, And I'm sure you rose to the challening role of playing a 'tree' quite well. I'd love to have also starred in the same play... as a logger ;) > The Zombie was a dance routine we had to do for a > young Michael Jackson kid. Are any of Michael Jackson's "kids" [oooh that sounds nasty] anything BUT 'young' ;) > He use to do a lot of shows of Michael Jackson > songs. That one was for > Thriller. The dance routine was almost the same as > the video clip. One would hope minus the crotch-grabbing ('tho Mike wasn't doing this back then wozzhe?) > As a > side note the kid was annoying, ie, he played Michael convincingly ;) Nathan. . Yahoo! Sports - live college hoops coverage http://sports.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Mar 2002 16:12:52 +1000 From: "nina riddel" Subject: RE: [oztori] crystal blue Italian >Monday: Simpsons, South Park, We Are History, 4 Corners, Secret Life of Us, >Sex & the City, 6 Feet Under >Tuesday: Simpsons, Bill >Wednesday: Simpsons, Movie Show >Thursday: Simpsons, Absolutely Fabulous, Black Books, Backberner >Friday: Simpsons, Glass house >Saturday: Simpsons, Bill, Parkinson, SBS cult movie, Eat Carpet >Sunday: Six Wives of Henry the Eighth/Elizabeth - good isn't it? http://www.livejournal.com/~n26 http://www.epinions.com/user-nina26 _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Mar 2002 16:36:38 +1000 From: "Double Serpent" Subject: Re: [oztori] [ozmemoriesofstupidthingswedressedupaschildren] Nathan said - >Bindylicious Double Serpent > wrote: > > > I use to do a lot of theatre, dance and singing when > > I was younger (9yrs > > old) and did up until 1995 (18yrs old). >YAY you're older than me! And almost everyone else on the list ... don't rub it in. > > I've been dressed up as all sorts of things. > > Constable, Clowns, Tree, >And I'm sure you rose to the challening role of >playing a 'tree' quite well. I'd love to have also >starred in the same play... as a logger ;) Not exactly "rose". Still short. It was a weird arty post modern play called "Earth, wind, rain, fire" not to be mixed up with horrible old band with similar name. > > He use to do a lot of shows of Michael Jackson > > songs. That one was for > > Thriller. The dance routine was almost the same as > > the video clip. >One would hope minus the crotch-grabbing ('tho Mike >wasn't doing this back then wozzhe?) You haven't seen the video for it have you? MJ is a warewolf type thing and is dancing with a heap of Zombies. _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Mar 2002 17:48:28 +1100 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re: [oztori] Adam kiss my Wil [ot] Tuesday, March 19, 2002, 4:47:04 PM, Nathan wrote: NR> Yay - you now fit the oztori tertiary studies standard ;) YAY! - my first formal qualifications gained... :) NR> *cough, splutter, slurp*... POETRY? YOU??? At the PUB???? yeah, i know its hard to belief... but poetry is a million times better when you are a bit tipsy... - and the people of newtown obviously realise this :) NR> *keels over in disbelief* YAY! - I killed nathan, i killed nathan, i killed nathan! What do i win?!??!? It better be good! :) Dylan, if you are still interested, you can still have the body... doesn't have a pulse... but I'm assuming it still has the other requirement :) NR> Next thing we'll be reading your contributions to lil dan's poetry NR> board ;) I would slit my wrists first. NR> I wouldn't mind having a few drinks with Adam... like to give him NR> vodka and arsenic or something :) pffft, die an even more painful second death, nathan. dan. dan@danhirning.com ww.danhirning.com Tongue update (cause i know you all care so much) - well, i took piercing out today to go for an interview, 3, almost 4 hrs later, i tried to put the piercing back in... tongue had close to completely healed over! took about an hour and lots of pushing and self re-piercing (and lots of pain), but thankfully its back in... never coming out again. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Mar 2002 17:50:02 +1100 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re[6]: [oztori] strange little girl - where are you purchasing? Tuesday, March 19, 2002, 10:53:03 AM, Dylan wrote: DP> Quite possibly I got funni when I became unemployed and had DP> nothing better to do than to reply to all ur posts... yeah, could have a bit to do with it :) least i'm not the only unemployed one around here atm... :) unemployment brought me back to the fold of oztori as well (so i'm certain everyone is as hopeful as i am that i get a job SOON) DP> I always rocked...I just hid my light under a bushel where OzTori DP> is concerned! LOL HA! dan. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Mar 2002 17:26:14 +1000 From: "nina riddel" Subject: [oztori] 50 foot queenie, force 10 hurricane [ot] >Yes, but is he a 50 Ft. one who, when measured, is "20 >inches long"? ;) and then 30 inches long, then 40, and don't forget 50! >Nathan - second to no-one ;) nayth, i love you from the bottom of my heart ;) http://www.livejournal.com/~n26 http://www.epinions.com/user-nina26 _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Mar 2002 17:34:18 +1000 From: "nina riddel" Subject: Re: [oztori] Adam kiss my Wil [ot] >Dylan, if you are still interested, you can still have the body... >doesn't have a pulse... but I'm assuming it still has the other >requirement :) haha, corpses with erections! 6 feet under RULES! http://www.livejournal.com/~n26 http://www.epinions.com/user-nina26 _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V2 #83 ***************************