From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V2 #81 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Sunday, March 17 2002 Volume 02 : Number 081 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] Cassingles rule! [Nathan R ] Re: Re[4]: [oztori] not enough washed up ABC afternoon kidz' TV show hosts [AndrewR ] RE: Re[2]: [oztori] strange little girl - where are you purchasing? ["Dyl] RE: [oztori] "6 o'clock already I was just in the middle of a dream, I was kissin' James Valentine by a crystal blue Italian stream" (OK here I owe a debt to the Bangles' brill "Manic Monday", or, rather, to 'Christopher' [actually Prince/symbol] wh [] RE: [oztori] I owe a debt to the Bangles ["Dylan Plant" ] RE: [oztori] crystal blue Italian [AndrewR ] Re: Re[4]: [oztori] not enough washed up ABC afternoon kidz' TV show hosts [AndrewR ] [oztori] [oznarnia] Mr. Tumnas do STOP IT AT ONCE! [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] unplugged [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] unplugged ["Lavenda" ] [oztori] A dent somewhere but not The Dent [Jonceski Jasmina ] [oztori] (crocheting) needle and the damage done [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] Maybe I'm a stitch lost in time ["Lavenda" Subject: [oztori] Cassingles rule! Roozi wrote: > although mine is on crummy cassingle :( HEY! *slaps you on behalf of cassingles* I will *not* tolerate you dissing cassingles like that! ;) Although one thing I will never defend is Yahoo's crappy e-mail service, which is driving me up the wall (ala the 'genius' Shania sings about in "That Don't Impress Me Much") atm. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Nathan. . Yahoo! Sports - live college hoops coverage http://sports.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Mar 2002 20:21:41 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: Re[4]: [oztori] not enough washed up ABC afternoon kidz' TV show hosts At 19:02 16/03/2002 +1100, Daniel Hirning wrote: >Saturday, March 16, 2002, 6:39:48 PM, AndrewR wrote: > > >A> I'm SURE it was after!?! I know Tunn was there in 1988, and I >A> thought Valentine came in around 1991? > >Nope, you have things around the wrong way... James valentine started >on the afternoon show in 1987 OK I'll trust your rather thorough research! ;o) I *KNOW* That Tunn was definately there in 1988 - cause pulled out the Chronicles of Narnia recently and found him giving details of the Narnia competition they had going at the same time... I should enter into it now! LOL! Must have been thinking Valentine later on, since he did that TVTV show. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Mar 2002 20:23:03 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Mama Cassingles rule! At 01:17 16/03/2002 -0800, Nathan R wrote: >Roozi wrote: > >> although mine is on crummy cassingle :( > >HEY! *slaps you on behalf of cassingles* > >I will *not* tolerate you dissing cassingles like >that! ;) > > >Although one thing I will never defend is Yahoo's >crappy e-mail service, which is driving me up the wall >(ala the 'genius' Shania sings about in "That Don't >Impress Me Much") atm. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Shania Twain - that is one bitch that needs to be smacked silly. Grrrrr indeed. I bet you were pretending to be in her leopard skin 'outfit'. ;o) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Mar 2002 21:31:55 +1100 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: RE: Re[2]: [oztori] strange little girl - where are you purchasing? Friday, March 15, 2002, 5:28:26 PM, Nathan wrote: NR> 5) Try your very hardest not to piss him off in the time between NR> the phone call and when he heads to the post office to send. NR> Easy as pie (although admittedly step 5 takes some skill). HA!! Another indication Nathans addiction to tori is *scary* - there is no way in hell i would have gone through that process to get the SLUG single... - its just not worth it... Nothing in life is worth *that* much sucking up :) Depends on who ur sucking up too...:) LOL...another one liner, which I'm sure Dan H is going to hold against me a court of law...Your Honour, the Defendant is charged with willfully and knowingly posting one liners to Oztori Email list and thereby pissing off some members, including the influential Dan H and Nathan R. I object!!!!LOL ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Mar 2002 21:36:54 +1100 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: RE: [oztori] "6 o'clock already I was just in the middle of a dream, I was kissin' James Valentine by a crystal blue Italian stream" (OK here I owe a debt to the Bangles' brill "Manic Monday", or, rather, to 'Christopher' [actually Prince/symbol] wh Saturday, March 16, 2002, 4:04:25 PM, Nathan wrote: NR> Gawd I'm not nearly as old as you would think. I don't remember NR> him *at all* (although admittedly TV has never been my area of NR> expertise). you're older then me (just) and *I* remember james valentine... I also remember mysterious cities of gold..... which no one my age seems to remember... but i LOVED that show... I LOVED THAT SHOW!!!!!! Seriously it totally rocked...i remember reading one of the books once...LOL, there you go Dan H we're the same age and I remember it! LOL... *sigh* James Valentine...how sad now I think of it...he hosted the afternoon show in the late 80's wasn't it? I remember being pissed off that he'd gone and tunny replaced him, but grew to love him too...:) and no I haven't seen a recent photo of him...which reminds I saw Wil Anderson walking down Bourke St Mall the other day...he's even cuter close up! LOL ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Mar 2002 21:39:32 +1100 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: RE: [oztori] I owe a debt to the Bangles At 21:04 15/03/2002 -0800, Nathan R wrote: >ennui wrote: >> Tori content: Did you know that Tori and Nathan.R >> are not the >> same person? > >This has never been proven ennui. I thought I proved Nathan = QEII a few days ago!?! ;o) There's only one outrageous Queen on this list!!!! ME!!!! LOL... ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Mar 2002 03:16:35 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Leopard skin 'outfits' rule! AndrewR wrote: > Shania Twain - that is one bitch that needs to be > smacked silly. Grrrrr > indeed. I bet you were pretending to be in her > leopard skin 'outfit'. ;o) LOL! Gimme *some* credit! I prefer to act like my 'natural' self in my leopard skin 'outfit' thank you very much! Nathan. . Yahoo! Sports - live college hoops coverage http://sports.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Mar 2002 03:22:56 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: RE: [oztori] "6 o'clock already I was just in the middle of a dream, I was kissin' James Valentine by a crystal blue Italian stream" (OK here I owe a debt to the Bangles' brill "Manic Monday", or, rather, to 'Christopher' [actually Prince/symbol] wh Dylan "pot" Plant wrote: > you're older then me (just) and *I* remember james > valentine... Gawd you've taken up the Dan H filthy habit of spelling "than" as "then"! > I LOVED THAT SHOW!!!!!! Seriously it totally > rocked...i remember reading > one of the books once... Gawd you lot seem a literate bunch... 'tho you'd never guess given the sub-standard typing/spelling/grammar 'round 'ere. > *sigh* James Valentine...how sad now I think of > it...he hosted the > afternoon show in the late 80's wasn't it? I > remember being pissed off > that he'd gone and tunny replaced him, but grew to > love him too...:) Just admit it - you'd lust after anything with a pulse that just-so-happened-to-be-hosting-the-Afternoon-Show-at-the-time wouldn't you? ;) > and > no I haven't seen a recent photo of him...which > reminds I saw Wil > Anderson walking down Bourke St Mall the other > day...he's even cuter > close up! LOL Who TF is Wil Anderson dare my ignorant self ask? Nathan - "ignorance is bliss... of another kind ;)" (there's the Tori content for this week) . Yahoo! Sports - live college hoops coverage http://sports.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 00:07:54 +1100 From: "riot poofter" Subject: Re: [oztori] Mama Cassingles rule! >Shania Twain - that is one bitch that needs to be smacked silly. Grrrrr >indeed. I bet you were pretending to be in her leopard skin 'outfit'. ;o) oh dear. they really need to make feminism 101 compulsory accross teh board don't they! and leopard skin rocks! Roozi " they tease me cause i'm different / so different from the rest / if i cheered up / i'd still be depressed" - -alanis (no really its lisa simpson on "moaning lisa blues".. but alanis should cover it) _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 00:49:35 +1100 From: Daniel G Subject: Re: [oztori] Re:melanie (dangy please read) >that ep isn't rare! i have it...was a fairly popular song and the only >release was the ep... well, rarer than the single. the EP has 5 tracks (2x bsides + 3 album tracks) - the single has only three trax. >ps dan g - i wasn't trying to tell you about melanie stuff... or max >sharam... was filling in others who didn't know stuff... i know *you* like >max sharam alreday whatever. >pps dan g was the winner ofthe second lotr poster and should email me to >arrange pick up or delivery... (sorry to other aplicants but 1st come 1st >served) whoohoo! whos on it? where is pickup from (Thats a really bad question and i'll regret it i'm sure)? xoxo dan ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 00:56:42 +1100 From: Daniel G Subject: Re: Re[4]: [oztori] not enough washed up ABC afternoon kidz' TV show hosts >I *KNOW* That Tunn was definately there in 1988 - cause pulled out the >Chronicles of Narnia recently and found him giving details of the Narnia >competition they had going at the same time... I should enter into it now! Nah-uh. While Tunn WAS presenting Narnia, it was WAAAAY later than 1988 because we taped it too, and we didn't have a VCR when i was in 2nd grade LOL. Also, Doctor Who was in its 25th year (shut up everyone) and James Valentine presented a special about it with a quiz and everything, I remember. Dan ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 00:54:21 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Mama Cassingles rule! At 00:07 17/03/2002 +1100, riot poofter wrote: >>Shania Twain - that is one bitch that needs to be smacked silly. Grrrrr >>indeed. I bet you were pretending to be in her leopard skin 'outfit'. ;o) > > > >oh dear. they really need to make feminism 101 compulsory accross teh board >don't they! > >and leopard skin rocks! > >Roozi Rooze - you can take your leopard skin outfits and matching bags - but Shania Twain is just a silly goat - got nothing to do with feminism. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 00:53:07 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: RE: [oztori] crystal blue Italian At 03:22 16/03/2002 -0800, Nathan R wrote: >Dylan "pot" Plant >wrote: >> I LOVED THAT SHOW!!!!!! Seriously it totally >> rocked...i remember reading >> one of the books once... > Didn't we have a whole long thread on the wonders of the programming of "The Afternoon Show" a few months ago!?! Or is this some sort of 'Oztori Groundhog Day'!?! (Speaking of Bill Murry - I went and saw "The Royal Tennenbaums" this evening - I WHOLEHEARTEDLY RECOMMEND THIS FILM!) >> *sigh* James Valentine...how sad now I think of >> it...he hosted the >> afternoon show in the late 80's wasn't it? I >> remember being pissed off >> that he'd gone and tunny replaced him, but grew to >> love him too...:) I'm SURE we had the whole Tunny/Tonney conversation - I remember telling my story of seeing him in the Request Fest (I typed Request Vest) Caravan parked outside Caville Avenue Mall on the Gold Coast during '96 Schoolies... he was WAAYYYYY FAT! No one could believe it, cause we all had him pictured as little Tunny from The Arvo Show. >Just admit it - you'd lust after anything with a pulse >that >just-so-happened-to-be-hosting-the-Afternoon-Show-at-the-time >wouldn't you? ;) Does it have to be "THE" Afternoon Show - or just an Afternoon show... we could jibe Dylan about his fancying of the host of Now You See It... or Blockbusters! LOL! HI MIKE! HI MELVAN! Yes, I went on "Now You See It". > > >> and >> no I haven't seen a recent photo of him...which >> reminds I saw Wil >> Anderson walking down Bourke St Mall the other >> day...he's even cuter >> close up! LOL > >Who TF is Wil Anderson dare my ignorant self ask? Tune in sometime in the evenings on the ABC Must be Friday or Wednesday night - cause ABFAB and Black Books was on Thursdays... there is a 'comedy' shat/panel and he's the "host" of it. Of course he's better known as the 'partner' in the JJJ morning slot with Adam "I think I'm funny" Spencer. (I just had a total mental block as to his surname - I had to go to the JJJ website to find it out! Maybe I had just blocked it out of my mind. Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 00:59:42 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: Re[4]: [oztori] not enough washed up ABC afternoon kidz' TV show hosts At 00:56 17/03/2002 +1100, Daniel G wrote: >>I *KNOW* That Tunn was definately there in 1988 - cause pulled out the >>Chronicles of Narnia recently and found him giving details of the Narnia >>competition they had going at the same time... I should enter into it now! > >Nah-uh. While Tunn WAS presenting Narnia, it was WAAAAY later than 1988 >because we taped it too, and we didn't have a VCR when i was in 2nd grade >LOL. Also, Doctor Who was in its 25th year (shut up everyone) and James >Valentine presented a special about it with a quiz and everything, I remember. > NO WAY! I remember taping it at my final year at my local primary school in 1988, the year of Expo 88, the year I was on Now You See It. It WAS repeated - but I definately have it and him from 1988. I remember I didn't miss ONE episode of either TLtWatW, PC, TVotDT or TSC. And it was its first screening. I bet you watched it for Tom Baker as Puddleglum, the Marshwiggle! Andrew >Dan ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 01:11:50 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] Many fall down, But few return to the sunlit lands.... OK, I have to make an apology to Dan G... It couldn't have been 1988 that the Silver Chair was on the ABC, it wasn't made until 1990! So I must have been thinking of the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe - which would have been 1988, Prince Caspian 1989, and The Voyage of the Dawn Treader 1989 and the Silver Chair, 1990. So yeah I definately have Tunn in *1990* presenting The Silver Chair - but I don't have TLtWatW on tape anymore (I bought it) so yeah some dark memory has James Valentine presenting it/hosting the Arvo show at the time. Andrew Many fall down, but few return to the sunlit lands... ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 01:16:23 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] [oznarnia] Jill Pole LOL! I found an 'official website' for Camilla Power who played Jill Pole - she's still very pretty - it's basically an online resume! http://www.pfd.co.uk/scripts/get.py/actors/?actors%20Camilla%20Power I know you are all TOTALLY interested! ;o) ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 01:20:21 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] [oznarnia] Mr. Tumnas do STOP IT AT ONCE! OK, sorry - last post about this but, I was looking at imdb, and clicked the link for the filmography of Sophie Wilcox - who played Lucy - and she seems to be in that upcoming film "Dark Blue World" - we saw a preview for it when we went and saw "Mulholland Drive" - looks like a good movie. Look as though she's only ever done one thing between that movie and the chronicles of narnia - played a 'nurse' in a TV show called 'forgotten' in 1999! ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 02:20:43 +1000 From: Zac Ariel Subject: Re[2]: [oztori] "6 o'clock already I was just in the middle of a dream, I was kissin' James Valentine by a crystal blue Italian stream" (OK here I owe a debt to the Bangles' brill "Manic Monday", or, rather, to 'Christopher' [actually Prince/symbol] who penned the tune] Saturday, March 16, 2002, 3:23:07 PM, Daniel (both of them) muttered: >>I also remember mysterious cities of gold..... which no one my age >>seems to remember... but i LOVED that show... DG> no, you're not the only one who remembers it. i know a few people who DG> remember it actually, you just don't know the right people dan! agggh!! someone else who remembers that childrens tv classic!! for anyone who loved the show also, i recommend this website: http://www.necrosdomain.co.uk/mcog.htm lots o' guff about mysterious cities of gold :):) zac ================================================== zac ariel - web junkie m: 0414 229 299 e: zac@comcen.com.au w: www.level21.net ================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 12:24:58 +1100 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: RE: [oztori] "6 o'clock already I was just in the middle of a dream, I was kissin' James Valentine by a crystal blue Italian stream" (OK here I owe a debt to the Bangles' brill "Manic Monday", or, rather, to 'Christopher' [actually Prince/symb > *sigh* James Valentine...how sad now I think of > it...he hosted the > afternoon show in the late 80's wasn't it? I > remember being pissed off > that he'd gone and tunny replaced him, but grew to > love him too...:) Just admit it - you'd lust after anything with a pulse that just-so-happened-to-be-hosting-the-Afternoon-Show-at-the-time wouldn't you? ;) Honey, I'd shag anything that's male and has a pulse...haven't u figured that out yet? LOL > and > no I haven't seen a recent photo of him...which > reminds I saw Wil > Anderson walking down Bourke St Mall the other > day...he's even cuter > close up! LOL Who TF is Wil Anderson dare my ignorant self ask? Wil Anderson is an extremely cute comic guy who hosts Breakfast with Adam Spencer on the J's...saw him and Adam perform live once here in Melbourne....*drools*....pity hes str8 really... ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Mar 2002 19:17:54 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] (untitled) Dylan Plant wrote: > Honey, I'd shag anything that's male and has a > pulse...haven't u figured > that out yet? LOL Damn @ the 'has a pulse' requirement. I was going to will you my corpse when I die :( > Wil Anderson is an extremely cute comic guy who > hosts Breakfast with > Adam Spencer on the J's...saw him and Adam perform > live once here in > Melbourne....*drools*....pity hes str8 really... Oh DUH I feel like a dork now. I usually have JJJ on my radio when my alarm goes off & wake up to those 2. Dunno wot he lookz laik tho. (hope it's not as big a disappointment as Sarah McDonald who I invisaged to look like Catriona Rowntree [sp?]'s identical twin) AndrewR wrote: > >Just admit it - you'd lust after anything with a > pulse > >that > >just-so-happened-to-be-hosting-the-Afternoon-Show-at-the-time > >wouldn't you? ;) > > Does it have to be "THE" Afternoon Show - or just an > Afternoon show... we > could jibe Dylan about his fancying of the host of > Now You See It... or > Blockbusters! LOL! LOL! > HI MIKE! HI MELVAN! Dylan not-so-secretly fantasised about taking physical challenges with that guy from "Double Dare", and wanted to secretly fued with Rob Brough's family, and catch some of Burgo's "phrases" in his mouth ;) [PS, "Family Fued" rocked! NEVER forget one family on there that had this really cool chick who answered "crochet" as a type of sport! She's my hero.] > Yes, I went on "Now You See It". Oh rub it in why don't you!?! Hehehe that reminds me, when I was in Grade 6, I told everyone in my class that I was going on 'Now You See It' as a joke, and they all believed me & thought I would win [what were the prizes? a pen and a dictionary? WOAH how classy] BUT the big q'n is Andrew... DO you have the said Now You See It episode on vid? And if so, how much are copies going for these days? ;) Andrew also wrote of Wil Anderson: > Of course he's > better known as the > 'partner' in the JJJ morning slot with Adam "I think > I'm funny" Spencer. That "I think I'm funny" is SO true of Adam! That guy is the pits. Plus he needs to consult a pulmonologist about that emphysemic wheaze he has every time he 'laughs' when someone is supposed to be funny. Nathan. . Yahoo! Sports - live college hoops coverage http://sports.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 14:39:27 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] unplugged At 19:17 16/03/2002 -0800, Nathan R wrote: >Dylan Plant wrote: > >> Honey, I'd shag anything that's male and has a >> pulse...haven't u figured >> that out yet? LOL > >Damn @ the 'has a pulse' requirement. I was going to >will you my corpse when I die :( LOL! > > >AndrewR wrote: >> >Just admit it - you'd lust after anything with a >> pulse >> >that >> >>just-so-happened-to-be-hosting-the-Afternoon-Show-at-the-time >> >wouldn't you? ;) >> >> Does it have to be "THE" Afternoon Show - or just an >> Afternoon show... we >> could jibe Dylan about his fancying of the host of >> Now You See It... or >> Blockbusters! LOL! > >LOL! > > >> HI MIKE! HI MELVAN! > >Dylan not-so-secretly fantasised about taking physical >challenges with that guy from "Double Dare", and >wanted to secretly fued with Rob Brough's family, and >catch some of Burgo's "phrases" in his mouth ;) > ewwww... and what was with Rob Brough's hair!?! >[PS, "Family Fued" rocked! NEVER forget one family on >there that had this really cool chick who answered >"crochet" as a type of sport! She's my hero.] > crochet as in the musical note length!?! or croquet? both are funny LOL! > >> Yes, I went on "Now You See It". > >Oh rub it in why don't you!?! > >Hehehe that reminds me, when I was in Grade 6, I told >everyone in my class that I was going on 'Now You See >It' as a joke, and they all believed me & thought I >would win [what were the prizes? a pen and a >dictionary? WOAH how classy] > Oh and a Dick Smith electronics thing - there was something else on the episode that they mentioned - like a Dick Smith subscription or something - but I never received one of these things... >BUT the big q'n is Andrew... DO you have the said Now >You See It episode on vid? And if so, how much are >copies going for these days? ;) > Yes, and well - no copies ATM ;o) > >Andrew also wrote of Wil Anderson: >> Of course he's >> better known as the >> 'partner' in the JJJ morning slot with Adam "I think >> I'm funny" Spencer. > >That "I think I'm funny" is SO true of Adam! That guy >is the pits. Plus he needs to consult a pulmonologist >about that emphysemic wheaze he has every time he >'laughs' when someone is supposed to be funny. > That's the "Its not funny but I better feign a laugh for the sake of the listeners who don't know when to laugh and when not to" laugh. > >Nathan. > >. >Yahoo! Sports - live college hoops coverage >http://sports.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 16:28:33 +1100 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] unplugged > crochet as in the musical note length!?! or croquet? both are funny LOL! I think he means the 'craft' using a hooked needle and wool (or cotton strand). Yes it's another one of my dorky skills. I've made two blankets and numerous tam/tamoshanters :) The music length thing is a crotchet. I dare say the girl meant croquet. X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.envy.nu/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.envy.nu/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 16:38:59 +1100 From: Jonceski Jasmina Subject: [oztori] A dent somewhere but not The Dent Hiya folks Another funny Tori site. http://members.aol.com/brandnew2u/adent.html Jas ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 16:52:27 +1100 From: "Lavenda" Subject: [oztori] website dilema Bahhhh!!!! It's happened to me again, I've lost my websites. Silly envy completely channged their set up and my sites have gone. I now notice they have banner ads (which I abhor), so does anyone know of anywhere that has free webspace (the more the better) banner ad free and decent service? X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.envy.nu/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.envy.nu/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Mar 2002 21:59:13 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] (crocheting) needle and the damage done AndrewR wrote: > crochet as in the musical note length!?! or croquet? > both are funny LOL! No, crochet as in the thing you do with needles (not of the intravenous variety ;) > Oh and a Dick Smith electronics thing - there was > something else on the > episode that they mentioned - like a Dick Smith > subscription or something - > but I never received one of these things... You should take them to court over it. > >BUT the big q'n is Andrew... DO you have the said > Now > >You See It episode on vid? And if so, how much are > >copies going for these days? ;) > > > > Yes, and well - no copies ATM ;o) The oztori website needs a section of downloads - one of which can be a clip of Andrew R on Now You See It! ;) > That's the "Its not funny but I better feign a laugh > for the sake of the > listeners who don't know when to laugh and when not > to" laugh. YES! Nathan. . Yahoo! Sports - live college hoops coverage http://sports.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Mar 2002 22:08:37 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] Maybe I'm a witch lost in time Lavenda wrote: > > crochet as in the musical note length!?! or > croquet? both are funny LOL! > > I think he means the 'craft' using a hooked needle > and wool (or cotton > strand). Yes it's another one of my dorky skills. I think you've just offended witches everywhere Lavs - "the craft" surely is NOT "dorky"! ;) *witch-slaps* Nathan. . Yahoo! Sports - live college hoops coverage http://sports.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Mar 2002 22:11:37 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] A dent somewhere but not The Dent Jazzalicious "I wanna be bad" (to quote Willa Ford) Jonceski wrote: > Hiya folks > > Another funny Tori site. > > http://members.aol.com/brandnew2u/adent.html Aren't they ALL funny though? Though I don't think you get much more funnier than the Dent forums... where everyone truly believes in "faeries", is Wiccan, and refers to Tori's songs as "girls". *insert puking audio file* Nathan. . Yahoo! Sports - live college hoops coverage http://sports.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 17:12:10 +1100 From: "riot poofter" Subject: Re: [oztori] Mama Cassingles rule! >>At 00:07 17/03/2002 +1100, riot poofter wrote: > >>Shania Twain - that is one bitch that needs to be smacked silly. Grrrrr > >>indeed. I bet you were pretending to be in her leopard skin 'outfit'. >;o) > >oh dear. they really need to make feminism 101 compulsory accross teh >board > >don't they! > > > >and leopard skin rocks! > > > >Roozi > >Rooze - you can take your leopard skin outfits and matching bags - but >Shania Twain is just a silly goat - got nothing to do with feminism. er... i agree that she's a silly goat... i was responding to the one "bitch that needs to be smacked silly" bit... its really really sexist... but was not being serious about it... am overe being the voice of lefty guilt (but it is a crap choice of words) Roozi _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Mar 2002 22:20:11 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Mama Cassingles rule! riot Roozster wrote of the delectable Ms Twain: > er... i agree that she's a silly goat... i was > responding to the one "bitch > that needs to be smacked silly" bit... its really > really sexist... > > but was not being serious about it... am overe being > the voice of lefty > guilt (but it is a crap choice of words) OK, if we're going down the whole "I-don't-hold-a-SINGLE-prejudiced-thought-in-my-pretty-head" line, Roozi you just: - -insulted goats by calling them "silly"; - -offended female dogs everywhere by assuming that it is derogatory to refer to someone as a "bitch"; - -offended leopards by stating that wearing leopard skin is 'cool'. and - -offended masochists everywhere by assuming that being 'smacked' is an undesirable thing to happen. You really ought to be more careful with what you say. Nathan. . Yahoo! Sports - live college hoops coverage http://sports.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 17:31:34 +1100 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] Maybe I'm a stitch lost in time > I think you've just offended witches everywhere Lavs - > "the craft" surely is NOT "dorky"! ;) mmm. It is not. If I'd meant THAT sort of craft I'd have said "the craft" or better, wicca. The movie on the other hand is worse than dorky. > *witch-slaps* I hope that was to yourself! X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.envy.nu/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.envy.nu/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 18:06:17 +1100 From: "riot poofter" Subject: Re: [oztori] [oznarnia] just thought i'd mention... i once played mr tumnus in a production of "the lion the witch and the wardrobe"... was very very camp! best line was "oh look! a beaver!" and was in another production as a 6 yr old (was also due to be toto in wizard of oz the next yr but then moved to australia) xx Roozi *faded childhood actor* _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 17:14:00 +1000 From: "nina riddel" Subject: RE: [oztori] crystal blue Italian > >Who TF is Wil Anderson dare my ignorant self ask? > >Tune in sometime in the evenings on the ABC Must be Friday or Wednesday >night - cause ABFAB and Black Books was on Thursdays... there is a 'comedy' >shat/panel and he's the "host" of it. It's Friday. You obviously don't watch enough television. Of course he's better known as the >'partner' in the JJJ morning slot with Adam "I think I'm funny" Spencer. (I >just had a total mental block as to his surname - I had to go to the JJJ >website to find it out! Maybe I had just blocked it out of my mind. OY!!!!!!!!!!! Don't you say anything bad about Adam! If anyone, it's Wil who's guilty of the "i think i'm funny" disease... but I still love him. http://www.livejournal.com/~n26 http://www.epinions.com/user-nina26 _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Mar 2002 18:28:39 +1100 From: "riot poofter" Subject: RE: [oztori] crystal blue Italian >Don't you say anything bad about Adam! as any syd uni student will tell you, that man is a fucking major loser... STILL hanging around at oweek trying to score first years!!! If anyone, it's >Wil >who's guilty of the "i think i'm funny" disease... but I still love him. oh and he sucks too :) Roozi _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V2 #81 ***************************