From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V2 #76 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Tuesday, March 12 2002 Volume 02 : Number 076 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] la di da [Jonceski Jasmina ] [oztori] Soma Riot [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] tapestryweaver ["nina riddel" ] Re: [oztori] Sacre Bleu! ["nina riddel" ] Re: [oztori] The disco section of the site ["nina riddel" ] Re: [oztori] la di da ["nina riddel" ] RE: [oztori] Sacrilege alert, meeehp meeeehp meeeehp! [Nathan R ] Re: OT - what's in a name (was Re: [oztori] syllables) [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] StrangeLittleGirls [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] Sacre Bleu! [Nathan R ] [oztori] Glue... stuck to my xxx pictures.. does anyone know why? [Nathan] Re: [oztori] la di da [Nathan R ] Re[2]: [oztori] StrangeLittleGirls [Daniel Hirning ] Re[2]: [oztori] Sacre Bleu! [Daniel Hirning ] Re: [oztori] la di da [Daniel Hirning ] Re: [oztori] Glue... stuck to my xxx pictures.. does anyone know why? [Da] Re: Re[2]: [oztori] SuicidalLittleGirls [Nathan R ] Re[4]: [oztori] SuicidalLittleGirls [Daniel Hirning ] Re[4]: [oztori] Sacre Bleu! [Daniel Hirning ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 12 Mar 2002 10:55:39 +1100 From: Jonceski Jasmina Subject: [oztori] la di da Andrew R muttered- > Where are you people getting the "SLGs"? Single? I'm sworn to secrecy. I can't say where I got mine from but all I will say is a trusty little online store located in the UK. That narrows it down a lot, doesn't it :P He also said- >YKTR is REALLY underrated. Oh god....no really it is absolute crap. Don't be so biased. It is one sad sad album. (That is why I like it.) Once again, ennui babbled- >Oh. I am truly offended. aww....poor diddums (must stop saying that phrase...it is starting to annnoy me) Lavs blurted- >See, 'J' names are out 'coz they sound silly with the surname >of 'Jones' >(IMNSHO :) no, it does not! 'J' 's go with 'J's so well. I am perhaps a little biased but THEY DO!!! Jas P.S. I'm thinking of becoming mean just to liven this list up even more...should I do it? Especially since everyone thinks I am so 'nice'... ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Mar 2002 13:32:40 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] Soma Riot At 02:47 12/03/2002 +0800, ennui wrote: >Lavs who is building her collective the hard way wrote:: > >>I s'pose I should point out that the surname is 'Jones' (so 'James Jones' >is >>out!) so I'd like names that make it a bit more interesting, heehee. > >If you choose 'David Jones' will you get a discount card or something? >But seriously folks *cough* - for a cool middle name I always thought >'Lore' or 'Lal' would be brilliant, or 'Data' come to think of it. >heheh or 'Noonien'. Could you just have a litter Lavs and then we can >work through all the NextGen characters? ;) Oh, my! I though Lavs and I were the only Trek freaks on here! ;o) Noonien - remember that was Kahn's middle name so... (Actually another piece of Trek Trivia, "Noonien Soong" was the name of a friend of Gene Roddenberry's (I think from the War) that he had lost touch with, he inserted the name "Noonien Soong" into a few things - i.e. Kahn and Data's creator - in the hopes that his friend might notice the name and get in contact with him. And wondered why there were so many characters on Trek (well at least 2) named "Wesley"... it was Gene Roddenberry's second name. "Lal" is the Hindi word for Laughter actually... it is suprisingly close to the Sindarin (Elvish) word for "Laughter" Lalaith, Daughter of Hzrin and Morwen, and sister to Tzrin Turambar; she died in childhood of a plague. I've just started reading Narn i Hin Hurin from "Unfinished Tales". The acute accents over the U's in Turin and Hurin probably won't come out... why can't Smoe do this!?! Hmmmm Trek names for babies!?! Deanna? Tasha - Ohhhhh Tori could be a Trek fan! ;o) Dax! Kira, Nerys, B'Elenna, Seven!?! ;o) Uhura! Christine, Janice!?! Ezri, Jadzia, Hoshi, T'Pol, T'Pau, T'Pring, T'Lar, Saavik, Valeris, Azetbur, K'Eylar, Kahlest!?! ok now were getting klingon! ;o) Ishka - Quark and Rom's mother - then Lavs could be nick-named Moogie! ;o) Those were for girls at least. Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Mar 2002 15:58:47 +1000 From: "nina riddel" Subject: Re: [oztori] tapestryweaver > >"Time for a Pj" sounds uncomfortably close to 'Time > >for a Bj'. ..which means what? i know this is prolly a stupid question, but pam didn't know either! (we were discussing you all over breakfast today). what's a bj? http://www.livejournal.com/~n26 http://www.epinions.com/user-nina26 _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Mar 2002 16:06:36 +1000 From: "nina riddel" Subject: Re: [oztori] Sacre Bleu! >I think I've listened and LIKE YKTR more than SLG! I need to get a >burner/get it on CD so I can play it in the car REALLY LOUD! ;o) > >YKTR is REALLY underrated. totally agree! i LOVE yktr. i like it more than under the pink (ducks) at the moment. I think it's Pele, Choirgirl, YKTR, LE, UTP, TVAB, SLG. Or something. http://www.livejournal.com/~n26 http://www.epinions.com/user-nina26 _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Mar 2002 16:12:02 +1000 From: "nina riddel" Subject: Re: [oztori] The disco section of the site This must include recent postings of the mariah carey song (just typed "conga"! go figure) about software and "sugar and spice and everything mice". >So this isn't for the oztori CD's that will be produced!?! > >I've got the title for the first E.P. "One Liners" ;o) > http://www.livejournal.com/~n26 http://www.epinions.com/user-nina26 _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Mar 2002 16:19:25 +1000 From: "nina riddel" Subject: Re: [oztori] webpage updates Jas, i am SO SURE i've seen photos of you - I think from your formal? didn't you post a link a while back? >I shall remain pictureless to the oztori community. My choice and it >shall stand. >:) > >Jas http://www.livejournal.com/~n26 http://www.epinions.com/user-nina26 _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Mar 2002 16:22:00 +1000 From: "nina riddel" Subject: Re: [oztori] la di da >aww....poor diddums >(must stop saying that phrase...it is starting to annnoy me) you know the street i live in is called Diddams? (not that i should be posting this, hello all you stalkers!) Pizza guys always think it's a joke. http://www.livejournal.com/~n26 http://www.epinions.com/user-nina26 _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 23:04:47 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: RE: [oztori] Sacrilege alert, meeehp meeeehp meeeehp! Dylan Plant wrote: > Actually Becc, I didn't buy it either - I won it. May we ask what you did to win it? > And the whole thing re Tori's vocals on the album, > she prolly didn't put > much effort into it cos she knew it was just a mercy > fuck for Atlantic > b4 she pissed off to Epic. That's my opinion at > least...maybe's we > should ask Tori? LOL YES! I'd love to be a bitch interviewer and ask her the following questions: 1) Why are your vocals sucking more and more of late - particularly on SLG? 2) What on earth compelled you to inflict the awful 1000 Oceans on the rest of the world? Did you seriously think that by taking a leaf out of Celine's book you'd have a hit? 3) Have you forgotten how to play the piano in your old age? 4) Why do you think you attract so many annoying fans - - particularly Americans? 5) Has the quality decline in you recent releases been a deliberate effort to cull your fanbase of these wretched creatures? 6) What reason do you think explains why your music seems to attract so many psychologically disturbed persons? 7) How on earth did you manage to stay awake for the full 9:55 minutes whilst recording Happiness Is A Warm Gun? 8) Did you not realise that there is more to ad-libbing than merely repeating "yes", "here" and "I said"? 9) Do you think anyone actually gives a shit that you like wine so much? 10) You've covered the relationship with your father, the quote-unquote "rape", the miscarriages, religion, and how women are perceived in men's eyes... What else do you have to sing about? 11) Is one of the reasons you seem to dislike YKTR so much the fact that it overshadows much of your recent output? 12) With a few exceptions, why have you not recorded any decent b-sides since 1994? Nathan. . Try FREE Yahoo! Mail - the world's greatest free email! http://mail.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 23:07:47 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] webpage updates nina riddel wrote: > but li! you're cute! There you go li - an opportunity to get your always-wanted experimental lesbian affair off your chest. Nathan. . Try FREE Yahoo! Mail - the world's greatest free email! http://mail.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 23:11:01 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: OT - what's in a name (was Re: [oztori] syllables) AndrewR wrote: > Hey, I know that they are YOU'RE ideas for > kid-names, but can I just > comment... HEATHER? sounds like Leather ;o) Trent - > Trent Reznor?? ;) Trent in leather?? Where? ;) Nathan. . Try FREE Yahoo! Mail - the world's greatest free email! http://mail.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 23:15:12 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] tapestryweaver AndrewR wrote: > LOL! Now I get it... *slaps forehead* - I thought > you meant 'fag' as in > homosexual and I'm going WHAT is a 'fag shop'!?! Erm, I did rack by brain trying to give some smart-ass reply listing some typical 'gay' shops, but none came to mind. > AND > THEN I read the thing > "Time for a Pj" and I think like Nathan Don't flatter yourself ;) > - and maybe > you meant Bj" but then > I'm thinking T-shirts... on T-shirts!?! Then the > whole Peter Jackson film > and PJ Harvey - and I was just leaving it as 'oh it > must be something' or > maybe some 'gay lingo'!?! ;o) LOL! WHAT THE HELL > would a 'Pj" be if we are > thinking in sexual connotations!?! Let's see... "Puke job"? (for those into vomit ;) > LOL! Sorry. Hee. > I get it NOW. (I guess > not being a smoker I didn't get the Peter Jackson - > cigarrette brand > straight away) I think it's funnier if it said "Time > for a BJ". :o) Hey this could be a whole new advertising slant for them - forget 'a cigarette... goes with a meal/a beer/whatever'... We're now going to classically condition the population into thinking that a cigarette goes with a BJ. Nathan. . Try FREE Yahoo! Mail - the world's greatest free email! http://mail.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 23:19:26 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] StrangeLittleGirls AndrewR wrote: > About ACoY - I only have it on More Pink... what > have I been MISSING!?! > Wah. ;o) Oooooooooh that 3 second push of the pedal pre- the first line is just soooooooooo worth shelling out $150 (at a Red Eye store near you!) for the privilege on the UK CfG Ltd Edn CD single. > Natan said: > > >I never listen to SLG in its entirety. Just chuck > it > >on occasionally and play 1 or 2 songs - usually > Real > >Men, Rattlesnakes, and Time. Raining Blood > >occasionally. > > Yup same here, I wore out "SLGs" and "'97B&C" on mp3 > and rarely listen to > them (even when I put on the album, I have been in > the mood lately). Yup, I > put on Rattlesnakes, Time and Real Men. Maybe we were separated at birth. > He also rambled: > > >"Only Women Bleed" is vocally the worst song she > has > >committed to record (well CD) IMNSHO. Sounds like > >she's singing under anaestheic. > > Where are you people getting the "SLGs"? Single? It's worth making friends with lil dan for about 2 weeks to get one ;) (also, having a spare PGY single to trade him with may come in handy as well). > >Funny how the 'critics' lapped SLG up. > > Yes, but maybe it was because of: > > 1. The novelty of a Covers Album > 2. The novelty of the Artwork The artwork was shite though IMNSHO. Nathan. . Try FREE Yahoo! Mail - the world's greatest free email! http://mail.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 23:23:05 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Sacre Bleu! AndrewR wrote: > Maybe Daniel Hirning - Who I think was doing a > 'spoken' Tori CD - might > have them on mp3!?! (I think he said he might have - > didn'y you D.?) That was Daniel STAPLETON (lil dan)! lol.. But Dan Hirning/lil dan.. what's the difference?! ;) (hehehe I know you'll appreciate that one Dan H). > I think I've listened and LIKE YKTR more than SLG! I > need to get a > burner/get it on CD so I can play it in the car > REALLY LOUD! ;o) I've listened to YKTR more than SLG too. (Some of it) is waaaaaay better. Oh and YKTR *does* make great 'burn down the freeway screamin' your lungs out' muzak! Nathan. . Try FREE Yahoo! Mail - the world's greatest free email! http://mail.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 23:24:23 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] Glue... stuck to my xxx pictures.. does anyone know why? AndrewR wrote: > At 23:19 11/03/2002 +1000, nina riddel wrote: > >but li! you're cute! > > > >dan, what happened to the photos i sent you of pam > and i? > > *raises an eyebrow* > > I think they're stuck together ;o) Dare we ask what with ;) Actually nina.. they're probably not 'g-rated' enough for this list. Nathan. . Try FREE Yahoo! Mail - the world's greatest free email! http://mail.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 23:27:59 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] la di da Jonceski Jasmina wrote: Firstly Jas, your title of the e-mail, "la di da" reminded me of La Bouche's "Be My Love" (la da da di da da da da...). Speaking of which.. the singer of La Bouche, Melanie Thornton, died late last year in a plane crash. God bless. > P.S. I'm thinking of becoming mean just to liven > this list up even > more...should I do it? Especially since everyone > thinks I am > so 'nice'... YES.. we need more bitchiness here. Nathan. . Try FREE Yahoo! Mail - the world's greatest free email! http://mail.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Mar 2002 18:31:10 +1100 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re[2]: [oztori] StrangeLittleGirls Tuesday, March 12, 2002, 6:19:26 PM, Nathan wrote: NR> Oooooooooh that 3 second push of the pedal pre- the first line is NR> just soooooooooo worth shelling out $150 (at a Red Eye store near NR> you!) for the privilege on the UK CfG Ltd Edn CD single. i'm guessing you paid the $150 for it then nathan... - and don't lie - we all know you would have... :) >> Yup same here, I wore out "SLGs" and "'97B&C" on mp3 and rarely >> listen to them (even when I put on the album, I have been in the >> mood lately). Yup, I put on Rattlesnakes, Time and Real Men. NR> Maybe we were separated at birth. Hmmm... can everyone remember the crap nathan and I had to deal with when we started the above opinion of SLUG and the singing performance on SLUG back when SLUG first came out? - well its about time you idiots have finally realised that SLUG SUCKS. fish at broadway also have it on sale atm, $9.95, or 3 for $20... NR> It's worth making friends with lil dan for about 2 weeks to get NR> one ;) (also, having a spare PGY single to trade him with may come NR> in handy as well). HA! i love how someone, somwhere, has finally found a point for the little guy... - and here I was thinking his life served NO purpose what so ever... did you 'dump' him as soon as you got it nathan? Or did he dump you? - you wouldn't of been the first oztori member he dumped... ;-) NR> The artwork was shite though IMNSHO. agreed. dan. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Mar 2002 18:33:08 +1100 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re[2]: [oztori] Sacre Bleu! Tuesday, March 12, 2002, 6:23:05 PM, Nathan wrote: NR> That was Daniel STAPLETON (lil dan)! lol.. But Dan Hirning/lil NR> dan.. what's the difference?! ;) (hehehe I know you'll appreciate NR> that one Dan H). *bitch slaps nathan* i am NOTHING **NOTHING** like l'il dan... I would liken dan g & l'il dan as being more of a similar 'breed' of oztori member... dan. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Mar 2002 18:34:13 +1100 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re: [oztori] la di da Tuesday, March 12, 2002, 10:55:39 AM, Jonceski wrote: JJ> P.S. I'm thinking of becoming mean just to liven this list up even JJ> more...should I do it? Especially since everyone thinks I am so JJ> 'nice'... YES! become mean... though i never thought you were nice in the first place...? *sobs* you've never been nice to me..... *runs away crying* dan. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Mar 2002 18:37:08 +1100 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re: [oztori] Glue... stuck to my xxx pictures.. does anyone know why? Tuesday, March 12, 2002, 6:24:23 PM, Nathan wrote: NR> Actually nina.. they're probably not 'g-rated' enough for this NR> list. currently one of those pics on oztori should come with a warning... i'm not entirely sure what that warning should be... we currently don't have any suitable rating systems to rate it.... (trying hard to envision Patty and Selma having wild lesbian sex to drive out the other awful imagine from my mind atm) (jokes jokes... all jokes) dan. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 23:42:21 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: Re[2]: [oztori] SuicidalLittleGirls Daniel Hirning wrote: > Tuesday, March 12, 2002, 6:19:26 PM, Nathan wrote: > > NR> Oooooooooh that 3 second push of the pedal pre- > the first line is > NR> just soooooooooo worth shelling out $150 (at a > Red Eye store near > NR> you!) for the privilege on the UK CfG Ltd Edn CD > single. > > i'm guessing you paid the $150 for it then nathan... > - and don't lie - > we all know you would have... :) Nope. I paid $39 for it (plus $8 p&p back in '95). > Hmmm... can everyone remember the crap nathan and > I had to deal with > when we started the above opinion of SLUG and the > singing performance > on SLUG back when SLUG first came out? - well > its about time you > idiots have finally realised that SLUG SUCKS. I was just thinking of this a moment ago. It's like... 6 months flew by.. and one day everyone woke up and realised that SLG is ths pits ;) > fish at broadway also have it on sale atm, $9.95, or > 3 for $20... Gawd makes me wish I'd waited till now to buy it. > NR> It's worth making friends with lil dan for > about 2 weeks to get > NR> one ;) (also, having a spare PGY single to trade > him with may come > NR> in handy as well). > > HA! > > i love how someone, somwhere, has finally found a > point for the little > guy... - and here I was thinking his life served > NO purpose what so > ever... "We all have a purpose". The world is yet to discover mine, however. > did you 'dump' him as soon as you got it nathan? LOL. No - 'twas a case of not apologising to depressed friend of his (were they ever anything but?) whom mis-interpreted my 'poem' about removing a stray facial hair with a razor blade, thinking I was poking fun at suicide. Nathan. . Try FREE Yahoo! Mail - the world's greatest free email! http://mail.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 23:45:04 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: Re[2]: [oztori] Sacre Bleu! Daniel Hirning wrote: > *bitch slaps nathan* > > i am NOTHING **NOTHING** like l'il dan... Rubbish. You are both (presumably) male, living in Australia, Tori fans, have been on Oztori at one point or another, share the same name, shared the same breathing space for a few minutes at the Syd Oztori meet... You are practically twins. Nathan. . Try FREE Yahoo! Mail - the world's greatest free email! http://mail.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Mar 2002 18:51:38 +1100 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re[4]: [oztori] SuicidalLittleGirls Tuesday, March 12, 2002, 6:42:21 PM, Nathan wrote: NR> Nope. I paid $39 for it (plus $8 p&p back in '95). pffft... bet you're lying :) NR> I was just thinking of this a moment ago. It's like... 6 months NR> flew by.. and one day everyone woke up and realised that SLG is NR> ths pits ;) just proves we are ahead of out time, 'eh naf? ;) NR> Gawd makes me wish I'd waited till now to buy it. well *I* could have told you to wait...... had a friend who refused to buy it till it was cheaper... then he found it at broadway... HAHA - he was happy... NR> "We all have a purpose". oh please! - what stupid religious freak has told you that? NR> The world is yet to discover mine, however. Is 'to find a purpose' a good enough purpose to have? NR> LOL. No - 'twas a case of not apologising to depressed friend of NR> his (were they ever anything but?) whom mis-interpreted my 'poem' NR> about removing a stray facial hair with a razor blade, thinking I NR> was poking fun at suicide. LOL.... on dear... only you, nathan, could cause trouble out of a poem (and if it was on l'il dan's site, poem definitely should be in '' ) hey, did everyone hear "Selfless, Cold and Composed" (ben folds five) on JJJ then.. YAY! never thought i would see/hear the day they would play that on JJJ... YAY! dan. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Mar 2002 18:56:30 +1100 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re[4]: [oztori] Sacre Bleu! Tuesday, March 12, 2002, 6:45:04 PM, Nathan wrote: NR> You are both (presumably) male, living in Australia, Tori fans, NR> have been on Oztori at one point or another, share the same name, NR> shared the same breathing space for a few minutes at the Syd NR> Oztori meet... NR> You are practically twins. in that case i could comment on some incestuous behaviour going on in the land of oztori... but i better not to save some embarrassment :) dan. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V2 #76 ***************************