From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V2 #20 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Saturday, January 19 2002 Volume 02 : Number 020 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] She's your coke-aine [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] (Christ was in Space) [Nathan R ] RE: [oztori] (Christ was in Space) ["Dylan Plant" ] Re: [oztori] Syd meet? [Daniel G ] Re: [oztori] Nayth and baddies [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori]Ahh UAC offers... ["Jasmina J" ] [oztori] you've bowed, now grovel! [Daniel G ] Re: [oztori] Syd meet? [AndrewR ] [oztori] TA-DA!! I'm here! (like ya'll care) hee hee ["Nerida Hooykaas" <] [oztori] simpsons quotes [ot] [Daniel G ] Re: [oztori] Syd meet? [Daniel G ] Re: [oztori]Ahh UAC offers... ["riot poofter" ] [oztori] OT: New degree majoring in S Club 7 studies (minor in Cathy Denis studies) [Nathan R ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 17:31:54 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] She's your coke-aine Tessa "I may have a Baltimore single and a Little Earthquakes demo tape, but my collection still isn't complete as I do not have a recording of Tori passing gas [unless of course the horrid "Sister Named Desire" counts as an equivalent substitute] in my possession" Thingamybob (sorry, don't know your surname hon) wrote of her 'teen' machine: > Except when > I'm out of coke then they better back away because > then nothing is more major > than getting coke. Of the snortable variety, no doubt. How else do you think this woman funds her 'must purchase every Tori ultra-rarity out there' habbit? Nathan. . Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 17:46:56 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] (Christ was in Space) Ennui said// > But I am sure you would agree that with modern > scientific theory (as it > relates to the general application of space/time > curvature and the > investigations of wave/particle duality by de > Broglie) we should > no longer see the atom as an empty space populated > by a tight mass of > particles within an electron corona. Rather we > should consider the atom > to be a static electromagnetic wave, a curved space > structure outside > the bounds of Newtonian linear physical models. Uh-huh. > ...andIstillthinkyou'reanidiotfornotappreciatingstreamsofrandomletters;) > thatwasn'tjustastreamofrandomLETTERSstrictlyspeakingasitcontaintedoneapostrophe,acolon,andaclosingbracket:P > Hey, do you think there's a reason why I'm reading > email on a Friday night? :) Because you had a huuuuuuuuuge Thusday night and need to recouperate? > ennui [ truth & beauty ] > > PostScript// You know, I haven't said much about > Tori lately_ "What have you said about Tori LATE-LY? Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh yeah" (sung to tune of long-gone Janet "classic"). Nathan. [ square brackets ] . Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 13:19:45 +1100 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: RE: [oztori] (Christ was in Space) Thusday nite? Hmm...Nayth ur spelling is atrocious!!! ROFL!!! Because you had a huuuuuuuuuge Thusday night and need to recouperate? . Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://porno.yahoo.com/sexmail/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:25:38 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Rala?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Syd meet? --- Daniel G wrote: > > Okay here we go. *putting foot down final > arrangements, &c* > Meet in City, on Town Hall steps, around > 1:30-2:00pm. > Anyone arriving later call me 0414 557 025 and we'll > let you know where we are. So does this mean we're having dinner in the city too? Or closer to puttputt? and at what time? > > I have no idea...Lara knows more about that than me. > Also Lara - I need to go to post office on monday - > shall I meet you @ > Beecroft station around 12:30? Putt Putt is in west ryde and open till 10pm, the website again for those who want to know more about it is: www.puttputt.com.au > I know there's one at Fox Studios (a friend works > there) and she told me > there is also one in the city somewhere...I'll have > to look up an address. > I'll ask my brother I think he popped in there last > week. No need I know where it is... on liverpool st (just off George st past the movies) before the ped bridge to darling harbour.. near mamma's kitchen for those who know it.. Rala ;oD ===== 'I started to accept the mess I'm in. I know that mess spelled backwards is ssem and I felt much better armed with that information' ~ Tori Amos ~ http://my.yahoo.com.au - My Yahoo! - - It's My Yahoo! Get your own! ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:36:35 +1100 From: Daniel G Subject: Re: [oztori] Syd meet? >So does this mean we're having dinner in the city too? >Or closer to puttputt? and at what time? >Putt Putt is in west ryde and open till 10pm, the >website again for those who want to know more about it >is: www.puttputt.com.au do people want to go do puttputt? in that case, should we meet in the city then travel back to west ryde? do we want to just meet at mac centre, shop/arvo movie there and dinner and puttputt or something? We need a final decision by 5pm tomorrow...thats an order! *grin* Seriously though, we need to know for sure whats happening so people can work out how/when to get places. xoxo Dan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have a fish nailed to a cross on my apartment wall It sings to me with glassy eyes and quotes from Kafka. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OzTori - http://www.oztori.org For all your Australasian Tori Amos needs. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:07:46 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Nayth and baddies At 12:05 18/01/2002 -0800, Dan Stapleton wrote: >--- Andrew "walking shit quote machine (like nathan >but not as good)" R wrote: > >> "Won't SOMEBODY think of the CHILDREN!?!" - Helen >Lovejoy > >OMG! where is this from?!?! i SOOOOOOOOOOO recognise >it but it's totally slipped my mind..... > >*sigh* i can't believe i have admitted my inferiority >to Andrew... curses to my 3 hours of sleep! > NOT as good as Nathan!?! Is that a good thing or a bad thing!?! ;o) Helen Lovejoy - Reverand Lovejoy's wife from the Simpsons... an Angry mob turned up to Mayor Quimby's office one day - and people start shouting things and she says the above... I can't remember which episode... but Quimby says, "does this mob have an appointment?" and Ned Flanders says, "yes I phoned ahead..." Andrew >l'il dan >~ > > >===== >Don't stop the ocean... >I need to feel a tidal wave... - Tori Amos > >*AOL - tenebbbrae > >*Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: >http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ >Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! >http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:38:19 +1100 From: "Jasmina J" Subject: Re: [oztori]Ahh UAC offers... I don't read my mail for a day and theres lots and lots of babble from the list - well done ;-) R>Who out of you year twelvites managed to actually R>squeeze a place into Uni this year that would be ME. Am I the only one on this list? This was the impression I had. I know there's a few (or even one) for the following year.... But I got into my first choice. WOOHOO!!! B Business Administration / B Management at Uni of Canberra, so I'm hauling myself down there. (close to dan s) If anyone cares, why did I choose UC - Wollongong is SHITE, uni of the year two years in a row my butt, they suck (well the commerce faculty does anyways) and the Sydney unis I just do not like any of them (I know theres lots of you who attend these places but I think they suck, but then I just don't like Sydney). And I wasn't going interstate and getting two degrees in four years from UC is pretty damn good when you think some people struggle to get one in that time. So, to *celebrate* my brother took me out (he has never taken me out anywhere) to get me drunk (I have never been drunk before, I'm a control freak so I like to maintain control of myself). After spending $300 on drinks, on 3 people, he won it all back on pokies, so it was pretty much a free night...very cool. someone else said - >Is she the one who posted to list list aaaaages ago >saying how much she disliked Tori? lol.. I remember >somebody's pesky sister doing that... "or am I just >imagining things" (again)? ummm..that was my sister...That still infuriates me that she did what she did. (such a selfish, stupid ____(insert expletive) who has NO respect for other people's stuff) End of my babble, Jas ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:15:23 +1100 From: Daniel G Subject: [oztori] you've bowed, now grovel! i've been asked to add (and fairly enough) 4) Do NOT change email subjects. This is so annoying if you are trying to go thru and find something in particular. although i think a change is fair enough if the discussion thread is completely off - eg discussion about why the bliss video is crap veering off onto how often you're meant to water the lawn each week in summer requires a change in topic. just for example. xoxo dan ;) ie - basically - make your topic CLEARLY INDICATE what the content is about. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have a fish nailed to a cross on my apartment wall It sings to me with glassy eyes and quotes from Kafka. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OzTori - http://www.oztori.org For all your Australasian Tori Amos needs. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:18:08 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Syd meet? At 17:25 19/01/2002 +1100, Rala wrote: > --- Daniel G wrote: >Putt Putt is in west ryde and open till 10pm, the >website again for those who want to know more about it >is: www.puttputt.com.au > >> I know there's one at Fox Studios (a friend works >> there) and she told me >> there is also one in the city somewhere...I'll have >> to look up an address. >> I'll ask my brother I think he popped in there last >> week. OHHHH! Go to Fox Studios... and then go to Channel [V] and hurl abuse at them! Request stuff they wouldn't have... and leave them going -- uhhhh we can't find that one - how about some Creed... ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:15:48 +1000 From: "Nerida Hooykaas" Subject: [oztori] TA-DA!! I'm here! (like ya'll care) hee hee Hi Everyone! My GOD you people have been busy! I can't keep up with these emails! Andrew said to Justin: you're on the Gold Coast eh? Have you met Ms. Nerida > Hooykaas - Gold Coast's most effluent... err affluent Tori-ite ;o) j/k luv > ya Neri... where the hell is that girl anyway!?! Haven't bothered reading half the emails, but luckily I read the one about Justin and then Andrew's reply...so, just a quick email to the list to say I'm not dead or anything (much to some's disappointment I'm sure hehe)..I've just been lurking and trying to find full-time work...so haven't been checkin' email too much, and when I do....I delete them! =) Temp work can really suck...and so can Austar....LONG story...but I wouldn't recommend working in Austar's "Service Location" department...wasn't too enjoyable. *jealous of the Sydney meet and unlikely to be able to attend a Brisbane one due to a big lack of money and no car, so would have to rely on public transport, which costs money and sucks* so, I will go and sulk now while ya'll have fun. I will attend any Brisbane meet if I find any additional work between now and then...but who knows?!?! *re-lurking* Neri =8O) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:21:35 +1100 From: Daniel G Subject: [oztori] simpsons quotes [ot] >Helen Lovejoy - Reverand Lovejoy's wife from the Simpsons... an Angry mob >turned up to Mayor Quimby's office one day - and people start shouting >things and she says the above... I can't remember which episode... but >Quimby says, "does this mob have an appointment?" and Ned Flanders says, >"yes I phoned ahead..." thats the bear tax episode i think. also, you've gotta love edna crabapple with her hilariously deadpan "dear god no think of the children" when bart is pointing a tank at the school, followed by homer screaming "NO! Not the frame store!". also of note are bart's "i didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows". also the riotous "its craptacular" and "he's a few prawns short of a galaxy". homer has "you'll have to speak up i'm wearing a towel" (i recall that being someone's sig at some stage...) grandpa simpson has "maaaaarge the lamp's running away...bye bye lamp". and always remember: "you don't win friends with salad! you don't win friends with salad! you don't win friends with salad!" and my visiting cousins marvel at my knowledge of simpsons moments, me speaking along with various ones that happened during our viewing of whatever episodes happened to be on fox8...should i be proud? xoxo dan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have a fish nailed to a cross on my apartment wall It sings to me with glassy eyes and quotes from Kafka. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OzTori - http://www.oztori.org For all your Australasian Tori Amos needs. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:24:21 +1100 From: Daniel G Subject: Re: [oztori] Syd meet? >OHHHH! Go to Fox Studios... and then go to Channel [V] and hurl abuse at >them! Request stuff they wouldn't have... and leave them going -- uhhhh we >can't find that one - how about some Creed... thats an idea...lil' dan, renee, anyone else who cares or is going to garbage - wanna go there before the show? plenty of eateries around there too. renee/dan - will let you know if i will be driving. if i am driving i can pick you up from work renee. or if i can't, i'll meet you at mac centre we can public transport together. xoxo dan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have a fish nailed to a cross on my apartment wall It sings to me with glassy eyes and quotes from Kafka. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OzTori - http://www.oztori.org For all your Australasian Tori Amos needs. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:25:22 +1100 From: "riot poofter" Subject: Re: [oztori]Ahh UAC offers... >If anyone cares, why did I choose UC - Wollongong is SHITE, uni of the year >two years in a row my butt, they suck (well the commerce faculty does >anyways) they do suck! getting 'uni of the year' when the Liberal govt gives the prize only means that they have (ir)rationalised education and corporatised the uni more than anyone else. uni of wollongong has a fuckstick for a vice chancellor and has completely abandoned education in place of corporate crap :( >and the Sydney unis I just do not like any of them (I know theres lots of >you >who attend these places but I think they suck, but then I just don't like >Sydney). they suck much less than ucan, and sydney sucks much less than canberra...its SUCH a hole, maybe worse than the gong! but huge congrats on getting into your first choice Roozi who wishes he had nevere gotten into his first choice and had just done arts or communications to begin with! - ---------------------------------------------------------------------- "i sometimes run and chase the moon, i just can" - - toni childs _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:28:18 +1100 From: "riot poofter" Subject: Re: [oztori] Nayth and baddies > >> "Won't SOMEBODY think of the CHILDREN!?!" - Helen > >Lovejoy > > > >OMG! where is this from?!?! i SOOOOOOOOOOO recognise >Helen Lovejoy - Reverand Lovejoy's wife from the Simpsons... an Angry mob >turned up to Mayor Quimby's office one day - and people start shouting >things and she says the above... I can't remember which episode... but >Quimby says, "does this mob have an appointment?" and Ned Flanders says, >"yes I phoned ahead..." its the epiusode about the brothel. the simpsons giev a musical rendition to save it ... i think anyway... i think she kinda says that a lot though LOL _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:36:54 +1100 From: "riot poofter" Subject: Re: [oztori] It's alllll in the shorts baby... >>i actually like S Club 7. the first two singles rock. >(i'm being serious). *secret shame* so do i, sort of the first song makes a great all purpose chant if you change a few lyrics ... eg. for the s11 protests (in 2000, when i was editing honi soit)i did an article (honi soit being syd uni paper) about sclub11 with teh lyrics " don't stop, never give up/hold your head high and reach the top/ let the world see what you have got/ smash corporate tyranny!" THis annoyed few more orthodox socialists quite immensly :) don't stop movin is a good song too. and they give cathy dennis (faded early 90s popette) employment as a writer *end of secret shame* _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 23:40:31 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori]Ahh UAC offers... Jasmina J wrote: > But I got into my first choice. WOOHOO!!! > > B Business Administration / B Management at Uni of > Canberra, so I'm hauling > myself down there. (close to dan s) Oh "vel dun". See, it was worth spending those days during swat-vac "chatting" to me instead of studying. Better still.. was your TER (or whatever TF they're called these days.. ENTER?) score *just* on/above the cut-off? Cool if it is - then you know you put just the right amount of work/slacking-off time into Year 12. Compared with.. I went to school with a girl who probably got 90 something but did a course you only needed 20 for. > So, to *celebrate* my brother took me out (he has > never taken me out anywhere) > to get me drunk (I have never been drunk before, I'm > a control freak so I like > to maintain control of myself). After spending $300 > on drinks, on 3 people, How TF do you spend that much on drinks??? Nathan. . Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 23:49:28 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] OT: New degree majoring in S Club 7 studies (minor in Cathy Denis studies) Roozi wrote: > Roozi > > who wishes he had nevere gotten into his first > choice and had just done arts > or communications to begin with! Well Arts was my 8th (and last) preference... See, I'll always be a "wannabe arts" student ;) But OMG I think I put Science as my 4th or something.. I would hate to have done a pure science degree now. Roozi also penned of lil dan's fondness of S Club 7's first 2 singles: > *secret shame* > so do i, sort of I s'pose they're not too bad for their "genre". Bring It All Back is spesh catchy.. tho' does sound like something Hi-5 should be doing (ie, kindergarten muzak). Plus the delectable Cathy Dennis is largely responsible (to blame? hehe) for their "music".. and I did quite like her when I was.. er, 12. > don't stop movin is a good song too. and they give > cathy dennis (faded early 90s popette) employment as > a writer Well Ms. Dennis must be raking in the dosh atm.. since she wrote Kylez's 'Can't Get You Out Of My Head' and also gets producing royalties. Nathan. . Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:50:49 +1100 From: "riot poofter" Subject: [oztori] kosheen >BTW Kosheen rock!!!!!! couldn't agree more. am seeing them on wednseday with dan h. anyone one else going to that show? resist is a fan-fucking-tastic album! xx Roozi _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V2 #20 ***************************