From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V2 #19 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Friday, January 18 2002 Volume 02 : Number 019 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] Update People Coming List [sydney] [Dan Stapleton ] Re[2]: [oztori] re: URGENT BRISVEGAS YAYNESS! [Zac Ariel ] Re: [oztori] Update People Coming List [sydney] [Dan Stapleton ] Re: [oztori] It's alllll in the shorts baby... [Mysterilady2001@cs.com] [oztori] Ocean's Eleven [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] news from renee [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] Nayth and baddies [AndrewR ] [oztori] Nick Cave [AndrewR ] [oztori] oxtori-tail soup [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] re: URGENT BRISVEGAS YAYNESS! [AndrewR ] [oztori] (Christ was in Space) ["ennui" ] Re: [oztori] Syd meet? [Dan Stapleton ] Re: [oztori] It's alllll in the shorts baby... [Dan Stapleton ] [oztori] Re: [ozbegging] Renamed: What collectibles? No idea what Baby Dan means - [Mysterilady] [oztori] bow!!! *grin* [Daniel G ] Re: [oztori] Syd meet? [Daniel G ] Re: [oztori] oxtori-tail soup [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] Sad meet? [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] It's alllll in the shorts baby... [Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Update People Coming List [sydney] - --- Mysterilady2001@cs.com whispered in our ears, ticling our imaginations with her innuendo: > (who still hasn't performed the task of > changing over from basic to > digest. Think I secretly love your jillion daily > posts?) i think you secretly love nathan, actually, judging by the conversations you've had with him on AOL. YET ANOTHER blooming oztori romance?!? this time with a married american woman and *gasp* NATHAN? :P l'il dan ~ ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 00:18:24 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] Syd meet? - --- Lavenda wrote: > OK, what's happening with the Syd meet? wooo! lavs is coming!!!!!!!!!! > Meeting at 3pm wasn't it? dan and i will prolly be there a lil earlier, but for those who want to shop, 3pm. for those who want dinner, 5pm. for those who want movie, eveningtime. > Where? well, considering i don't know sydney at all, you'll have to just sniff my magnetic personality out of the crowd. seriously, though: dan? > Are you still > planning on seeing a movie? yep :) > Depending on when that starts, I will probably have > to miss that to get back > home. NOOOOOOOOOO. > and was it a spot of shopping and dinner? yep. go lavs! this meetup is getting bigger and bigger! ;) l'il dan ~ ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 18:22:33 +1000 From: Zac Ariel Subject: Re[2]: [oztori] re: URGENT BRISVEGAS YAYNESS! Friday, January 18, 2002, 5:40:14 PM, riot muttered: >>but on the subject of meets, i'm thinking we should probably arrange a >>brisbane one. we haven't had one for a while .. what do brisbane >>people think? i was thinking have lunch somewhere, catch up and stuff, >>before uni etc. starts back up. >> >>how does next weekend sound? i was thinking about 2pm or so, say, at >>fatboys cafe in the valley (yummy food and good coffee and .. cheap) rp> hey folks... i will be descending on brizvegas b/w 30th jan and 6th feb and rp> would love to meet y'all... is that doable perchance? if it makes it easier, we can make it not next weekend (i.e., the 26th) but the weekend after (the 2nd). what do people think? zac ================================================== zac ariel - web junkie m: 0414 229 299 e: zac@comcen.com.au w: www.level21.net ================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 03:23:19 EST From: Mysterilady2001@cs.com Subject: Re: [oztori] Update People Coming List [sydney] In a message dated 1/18/02 12:15:12 AM Pacific Standard Time, tripping_divinity@yahoo.com writes: << --- Mysterilady2001@cs.com whispered in our ears, ticling our imaginations with her innuendo: > (who still hasn't performed the task of > changing over from basic to > digest. Think I secretly love your jillion daily > posts?) i think you secretly love nathan, actually, judging by the conversations you've had with him on AOL. YET ANOTHER blooming oztori romance?!? this time with a married american woman and *gasp* NATHAN? :P l'il dan ~ >> You are SOOOO dead. Now I'm just flying over to kick yer ass! :::hides her pain behind a mask of rage:why, oh why doesn't dan realize it's HIM I lust for?::: Come on buddy, lets hear it... "But Tess, your a MOM! Your so old you could be MY Mom!" :::GRIN::: My husbands got it all over you guys. He's a hottie :-P *** ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 19:34:48 +1100 From: Daniel G Subject: Re: [oztori] Syd meet? >wooo! lavs is coming!!!!!!!!!! ditto! > > Meeting at 3pm wasn't it? > >dan and i will prolly be there a lil earlier, but for >those who want to shop, 3pm. for those who want >dinner, 5pm. for those who want movie, eveningtime. whatever time you get there, call/sms my mobile (do you really need the number again???) and i'll let you know where we are - lavs, maybe you should come down with erica? (you do live, more or less, close don't you?) > > Where? >seriously, though: dan? not sure...if we're randomly shopping (i plan on visiting comic kingdom at some stage...i'm sure lavs wouldn't mind a look in there...just SOMEWHERE that sells LOTR TCG) could be anywhere. if you think we need a "lets meet here at 3pm" then we'll set one. should we have one? >go lavs! this meetup is getting bigger and bigger! ;) maybe we should contact sydney council and just let them rope off the city for us. xoxo dan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have a fish nailed to a cross on my apartment wall It sings to me with glassy eyes and quotes from Kafka. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OzTori - http://www.oztori.org For all your Australasian Tori Amos needs. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 01:25:00 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] Update People Coming List [sydney] - --- Mysterilady2001@cs.com lustily vocalised: > You are SOOOO dead. Now I'm just flying over to kick > yer ass! BRING IT ON!!! > :::hides her pain behind a mask of rage:why, oh why > doesn't dan realize it's > HIM I lust for?::: *sigh* can't you see it would never work out, tessa? living in another country to your boyfriend/husband just isn't practical ;) > Come on buddy, lets hear it... "But Tess, your a > MOM! Your so old you could > be MY Mom!" well, you could! i'm not even as old as one of your kids! > :::GRIN::: My husbands got it all over you guys. > He's a hottie :-P *waits patiently for photo* l'il dan ~ ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 10:14:55 GMT From: katefindlay@goanna.net.au Subject: [oztori] URGENT NATALIE MERCHANT!!! Hey everyone :) I have 3 Natalie Merchant tickets that i need to sell. If you only want 1, or 2 or can take the whole three - whatever would be good! So if anyone wants them - or knows anyone who would want them it's for sydney 31st Jan (if your from another state i *may* be able to provide a couch to sleep on...) Could you email me ASAP! Thanks heaps!!!!!!!! Kate ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 21:34:20 +1100 From: "Lavenda" Subject: [oztori] [OT] Tiarna's page has been updated For those of you who are interested, I've added a couple of pics to Tiarna's page (they're on photo page 2). Go say hello to the cutie! Link is in my sig X Lavs (Lavenda 1, primary adjunct of dominatrix Glenn) ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ Who could ever say you're not simply wonderful - 'Merman', Tori Amos ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ ~^^~ http://www.envy.nu/tiarna/start.html - Tiarna's Homepage http://www.envy.nu/drifts/start.html - Drifts Get Deeper ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 02:53:33 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] URGENT CAPITAL LETTERS FOLLOWED BY EXCLAMATION MARKS!!! I think it's time for some new subject-heading aesthetics around here. Nayth has spoken. . Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 22:36:53 +1100 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: RE: [oztori]Ahh UAC offers... Actually you may recall that it was Jas' sister...sorry jas!!! BTW Kosheen rock!!!!!! - -----Original Message----- From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org] On Behalf Of Rala Sent: Friday, January 18, 2002 6:57 PM To: oztori@smoe.org Subject: Re: [oztori]Ahh UAC offers... - --- Nathan R wrote: > Rala wrote: > Is she the one who posted to list list aaaaages ago > saying how much she disliked Tori? lol.. I remember > somebody's pesky sister doing that... "or am I just > imagining things" (again)? Nayth... definately imagining..... or just stirring.. it's hard to tell :P No no, she loves tori and did some amazing drawings for the Tori Party last year, and 100% of what was paid for each went to the charities :) *shaking head at Nayth's misinformed/not paying attention brain* Rala ;oD ===== 'I started to accept the mess I'm in. I know that mess spelled backwards is ssem and I felt much better armed with that information' ~ Tori Amos ~ http://my.yahoo.com.au - My Yahoo! - - It's My Yahoo! Get your own! ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 08:38:28 EST From: Mysterilady2001@cs.com Subject: Re: [oztori] It's alllll in the shorts baby... As a new day breaks Tess replies to l'il Dan - In our previous episode Tessa said: << > :::GRIN::: My husbands got it all over you guys. > He's a hottie :-P Then l'il Dan countered: < *waits patiently for photo* < l'il dan ~ >> Then Tessa cuts him *short* with the following: Ya know Dan, there must be a reason they call ya "l'il Dan" Lets just say I don't call my husband L'il Jim - Ya know what I mean Ladies? :::BIG GRIN::: ~Tessa (who now feels dirty because Dan IS younger than ONE of my MINOR kids! :::blah!:patooooie:::) GAME OVER. *** ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 00:13:50 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] Ocean's Eleven At 19:56 17/01/2002 +1100, Jasmina J wrote: >>I've heard that >>Ocean's eleven is supposed to be pretty good > >yes it is. It is excellent. George Clooney (most annoying actor in the world >to me ;)) was not annoying. thats how good movie was to disguise his >annoyingness to me. But , seriously Ocean's Eleven is excellent. OK, I saw Ocean's Eleven the other day. While YEAH it's a GOOD movie - it's not SPECTACULAR. Even though it has a lot of "names" I've seen them all in better movies. Julia Roberts was underused. And George Clooney was better in Out of Sight... much better - similar (sort of) sort of movie. To me it was just a conglomeration of a lot of other BETTER movies out there. I was expecting more. There are other movies - in hindsight that are out at the moment that I'd see instead of it. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 00:14:35 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] news from renee At 22:51 17/01/2002 +1000, Becc wrote: >On Thursday, 17/01/2002 at 12:06 PM, Daniel G wrote: > >DG> "ani difranco will be here in march" > >*squeeeeeeeeal!* > >What cities? Who's selling tickets? Wow wow WOW! > >~Becc, jumping around :) > What's a bet she's not coming to Brisbane - typical. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 00:17:01 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Nayth and baddies At 06:14 17/01/2002 -0800, Nathan R wrote: >AndrewR wrote: > >> I have one other postcard - but I want to send it to >> Nayth - it made me LOL >> and I thought it appropriate for Nayth... His >> music-history-background >> might appreciate it - although it's not exactly an >> eighties artist. LOL! >> It's so bad, It's so her, it's so pathetically >> porn-esque it's so bloody >> hilarious. I'd love to see the looks on people >> getting this through the >> mail ;o) > >My guess would be S'mam'fa Fox.. (the 'porn-esque' >thing makes me think so) but she was an eighties >"artist" though. > Not Fox... sorry ;o) > >> So Nayth I need an address ;o) > >*raises eyebrow* You only did this because you want >my address, didn't you? :P > Oh YES! ;o) >I'll send you a "private" e-mail regarding this. >Arroooo. > I'll slip into something more comforable... >"What will the community think?" "Won't SOMEBODY think of the CHILDREN!?!" - Helen Lovejoy ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 00:21:38 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] Nick Cave At 08:43 18/01/2002 +1100, Jean Mostyn wrote: >I have an advance copy of the George album and it is pretty good. Four >singles are on it - Spawn Run Special ones and some other one. The track >listing alternates from female to male singer thru the whole thing. >I am going to see Ryan Adams on Tuesday - anyone else ? I have lost my >friends copy of his new album about which I am obviously feeling pretty >terrible. >NIck Cave is coming in march and so someone says is Ani - where is she >playing ? Anyone know ? >Thanks ... > I went to Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds for the Boatman's Call tour - it was SUCH an amazing concert - PLEASE I hope he comes to Brisbane. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 00:31:08 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] oxtori-tail soup At 03:00 18/01/2002 EST, Mysterilady2001@cs.com wrote: >In a message dated 1/17/02 10:52:37 PM Pacific Standard Time, >tripping_divinity@yahoo.com writes: > ><< TESSA?!? ;) >> > >Oh yeah, Tessa's on her way. Just let me call my *private jet* pilot and I'll >wing my way over ta meet y'all. Anyone need anything from SAKS? Off Rodeo? >Macy's??? New Jimmy Choo's Ladies? Designer skivvies guys? I am a Cali Girl >afterall. Fer sure, fer sure! Like... gag me with a spoon! I wondered when I'd be able to use that in a post! ;o) ...only oztori (accidently wrote oxtori) > >~ Tessa (who still hasn't performed the task of changing over from basic to >digest. Think I secretly love your jillion daily posts?) > >*** ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 00:34:28 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] re: URGENT BRISVEGAS YAYNESS! At 18:40 18/01/2002 +1100, riot poofter wrote: >hey folks... i will be descending on brizvegas b/w 30th jan and 6th feb and >would love to meet y'all... is that doable perchance? > Can't do 30th jan. >Roozi > >nb. andrew tell me what else you want on the cd with tasmin archer or i will >just put the sleeping sattelite single on its own! What's the rest of the album? like? Do you have any Tori live stuff!?! like the DDI tour!?! ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 00:43:54 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] It's alllll in the shorts baby... At 08:38 18/01/2002 EST, Mysterilady2001@cs.com wrote: >As a new day breaks Tess replies to l'il Dan - > >In our previous episode Tessa said: ><< > :::GRIN::: My husbands got it all over you guys. > > He's a hottie :-P > >Then l'il Dan countered: >< *waits patiently for photo* > >< l'il dan > ~ >> > >Then Tessa cuts him *short* with the following: *ouch* nice pun ;o) >Ya know Dan, there must be a reason they call ya "l'il Dan" >Lets just say I don't call my husband L'il Jim - >Ya know what I mean Ladies? :::BIG GRIN::: > >~Tessa (who now feels dirty because Dan IS younger than ONE of my MINOR kids! >:::blah!:patooooie:::) MINOR kids!?! To you have MAJOR and MINOR kids or do you just assign levels of importance to your progeny!?! ;o) "Justin in minor" "catherine you can stop that and start being major" "john - - your a perfect fifth - OK" ;o) > >GAME OVER. >*** ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 00:46:22 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] Enya/Jay Leno For anyone who cares, Enya was on Jay Leno tonight (I think) performing May It Be (From the Lord of the Rings)... it was on at 10pm and will be on again at 2:30am and again in the morning, on thecomedychannel. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 00:08:35 +0800 From: "ennui" Subject: [oztori] (Christ was in Space) Naff said// >Well, if we want to get technical... The cells within >my brains are composed of atoms.. and atoms are mostly >empty space.. So I guess there *is* a lot of space >between mine, yours, and everyone else's ears. Oh the tempered wit and brooding intelligence - I quiver! I quiver! No wonder you're reluctant to freely display your address on this list. But I am sure you would agree that with modern scientific theory (as it relates to the general application of space/time curvature and the investigations of wave/particle duality by de Broglie) we should no longer see the atom as an empty space populated by a tight mass of particles within an electron corona. Rather we should consider the atom to be a static electromagnetic wave, a curved space structure outside the bounds of Newtonian linear physical models. ...andIstillthinkyou'reanidiotfornotappreciatingstreamsofrandomletters;) Hey, do you think there's a reason why I'm reading email on a Friday night? :) ennui [ truth & beauty ] PostScript// You know, I haven't said much about Tori lately_ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 11:54:34 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] Syd meet? - --- Daniel G expostulated wearily: > if you think > we need a "lets meet > here at 3pm" then we'll set one. should we have one? yeah. we need a definate meetup, at least in the evening when "everyone" arrives. its up to you, G-meister. l'il dan (who just got up a 6am to spend $300 on a 3-song CD on ebay... not QUITE as ludicrous as the Baltimore i was bidding on, but almost...) ~ ===== Don't stop the ocean... I need to feel a tidal wave... - Tori Amos *AOL - tenebbbrae *Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 12:01:55 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] It's alllll in the shorts baby... - ---Tessa "I am the only member of oztori who 1) has never been to Australia, 2) owns a Baltimore, and 3) laughs at his/her own jokes" wrote: > Then Tessa cuts him *short* with the following: > Ya know Dan, there must be a reason they call ya > "l'il Dan" > Lets just say I don't call my husband L'il Jim - > Ya know what I mean Ladies? :::BIG GRIN::: *sigh* this joke has been told soooooo many times before, Tess. it really is poor form on your part. shame on you. go back to america - we don't want you here. (this is the obligatory part of the e-mail where i point out that i am, in fact, taller than "big dan" G.... although not half as adorable, arguably.) > ~Tessa (who now feels dirty because Dan IS younger > than ONE of my MINOR kids! LMAO... welcome to my world.... where the boundaries of paedophilia blur every day! ;) > :::blah!:patooooie:::) PATOOOOOIE?!? > GAME OVER. yeah, you just lost, m'dear. back to yankee-ville for you! ;) l'il dan ~ ===== Don't stop the ocean... I need to feel a tidal wave... - Tori Amos *AOL - tenebbbrae *Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 12:05:57 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] Nayth and baddies - --- Andrew "walking shit quote machine (like nathan but not as good)" R wrote: > "Won't SOMEBODY think of the CHILDREN!?!" - Helen Lovejoy OMG! where is this from?!?! i SOOOOOOOOOOO recognise it but it's totally slipped my mind..... *sigh* i can't believe i have admitted my inferiority to Andrew... curses to my 3 hours of sleep! l'il dan ~ ===== Don't stop the ocean... I need to feel a tidal wave... - Tori Amos *AOL - tenebbbrae *Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 12:14:43 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] It's alllll in the shorts baby... - --- Andrew "I'm weird" R wrote of Tessa "I'm annoying" Mysterilaydee: > MINOR kids!?! To you have MAJOR and MINOR kids or do > you just assign levels > of importance to your progeny!?! ;o) after the 15th child, she gave up on names, and just divided them into two groups: major and minor. each got a letter and symbol tattoed on their forehead, so she could easily identify them all: A major, A minor, B major, B minor.... when she got to 17 offpring she realised she was in trouble. so she started tattoing swearwords on their heads instead: *fuck A minor* etc. unsurpisingly, Fuck A Minor is often mistaken for her favorite child ;) l'il dan ~ ===== Don't stop the ocean... I need to feel a tidal wave... - Tori Amos *AOL - tenebbbrae *Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 16:16:55 EST From: Mysterilady2001@cs.com Subject: Re: [oztori] It's alllll in the shorts baby... In a message dated 1/18/02 12:07:08 PM Pacific Standard Time, tripping_divinity@yahoo.com writes: << ---Tessa "I am the only member of oztori who 1) has never been to Australia, 2) owns a Baltimore, and 3) laughs at his/her own jokes" wrote: >> 1. Ah, yes, 'tis true. But I am still relatively young and enjoy traveling. *BIG* Jim & I will visit your land down under at some point. Besides, I own a Baltimore. 2. Wow, Yes I do own a Baltimore, how kind of you to mention. Plus more. Beg baby! 3. Oh Dan, you wee lad, you are so clever. LOL! LOL!! LOL!!! What 3 song cd did u pay $300 for? BT? ~ Tessa - who has been to Panama, Costa Rica, Columbia... I'm a drug Lord! *** ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 16:21:23 EST From: Mysterilady2001@cs.com Subject: Re: [oztori] It's alllll in the shorts baby... In a message dated 1/18/02 12:07:08 PM Pacific Standard Time, tripping_divinity@yahoo.com writes: << *sigh* this joke has been told soooooo many times before, Tess. it really is poor form on your part. shame on you. go back to america - we don't want you here. (this is the obligatory part of the e-mail where i point out that i am, in fact, taller than "big dan" G.... although not half as adorable, arguably.) >> Oh Dan Dan, I wasn't talking about your stature Sweets. You small handed, small footed, small shorted poor baby. Damn, I thought I said GAME OVER? See how it is. It's just like my kids - you don't listen either! :::grumble::: *** ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 13:31:53 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] It's alllll in the shorts baby... - --- Mysterilady2001@cs.com hissed: > 1. Ah, yes, 'tis true. But I am still relatively > young and enjoy traveling. > *BIG* Jim & I will visit your land down under at > some point. oh, restrain me. the excitement is too much to bear. > Besides, I own a > Baltimore. tease. > 2. Wow, Yes I do own a Baltimore, how > kind of you to mention. Plus > more. Beg baby! *sigh* Tessa, they're just "things". lasting happiness is far more important. in fact, i think you should redeem yourself by giving me a certain demo tape in your possession. you'll be happier for it ;) > 3. Oh Dan, you wee lad, you are so > clever. LOL! LOL!! LOL!!! i try. > What 3 song cd did u pay $300 for? BT? yeah.... pathetic, eh? but not as bad as buying a Precious Things single with old, rehashed tracks on it for hundreds of dollars, i guess. > ~ Tessa - who has been to Panama, Costa Rica, > Columbia... I'm a drug Lord! we all really know that you travel to Central America to sell off your excess offspring, Tess. you don't need to feel ashamed. l'il dan ~ ===== Don't stop the ocean... I need to feel a tidal wave... - Tori Amos *AOL - tenebbbrae *Bubbles of Poetry:http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~* Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 13:34:02 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] It's alllll in the shorts baby... - --- Mysterilady2001@cs.com wrote: > Oh Dan Dan, I wasn't talking about your stature > Sweets. > You small handed, small footed, small shorted poor > baby. my feet and hands are quite large, thankyou. (size 13 shoes, baby). now desist before i report you to the police for your impurities! :P l'il dan ~ ===== Don't stop the ocean... I need to feel a tidal wave... - Tori Amos *AOL - tenebbbrae *Bubbles of Poetry:http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~* Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 16:33:06 EST From: Mysterilady2001@cs.com Subject: Re: [oztori] It's alllll in the shorts baby... In a message dated 1/18/02 6:42:23 AM Pacific Standard Time, s348712@student.uq.edu.au writes: << MINOR kids!?! To you have MAJOR and MINOR kids or do you just assign levels of importance to your progeny!?! ;o) "Justin in minor" "catherine you can stop that and start being major" "john - your a perfect fifth - OK" ;o) >> Depending on the day I think all 3 of my kids would swear they are all minor. My gawd how teenagers whine! (Some of you are teenagers aren't ya?) Mine are, in fact, technically all minors, but they are majors to my heart. Except when I'm out of coke then they better back away because then nothing is more major than getting coke. Coca~Cola you goons. Oy Vey! (Look, now I'm a Jewish Mom!) ~ Tessa - who needs a 12 Step group for those so afflicted by the addition to The Real Thing. *** ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 16:35:37 EST From: Mysterilady2001@cs.com Subject: Re: [oztori] It's alllll in the shorts baby... In a message dated 1/18/02 1:32:14 PM Pacific Standard Time, tripping_divinity@yahoo.com writes: << yeah.... pathetic, eh? but not as bad as buying a Precious Things single with old, rehashed tracks on it for hundreds of dollars, i guess. >> Oooo you got a Precious Things! Such a purty pic of T. Good call my newly collecting friend :-) *** ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 13:41:40 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] It's alllll in the shorts baby... - --- Mysterilady2001 "except it's now 2002 so this rather annoying prefix is irrelevant" @cs.com wrote: > Depending on the day I think all 3 of my kids would > swear they are all minor. > My gawd how teenagers whine! (Some of you are > teenagers aren't ya?) yes tess. and you ARE the OLDEST person on the list ;) > Mine are, > in fact, technically all minors, but they are majors > to my heart. Except when > I'm out of coke then they better back away because > then nothing is more major > than getting coke. LMAO. i can imagine you holding one of the many brats by the ear and drawling, "you snort mah coke, boy? you lousy piece of crap! no dinner for you! now leave me alone, i have procreating to do!" > Coca~Cola you goons. naturally. i actually suffer the same affliction, but i'm willing to trade a 6-pack for the Baltimore single. i'll make sure they're icey cold for you. whaddayou say? ;) l'il dan ~ ===== Don't stop the ocean... I need to feel a tidal wave... - Tori Amos *AOL - tenebbbrae *Bubbles of Poetry:http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~* Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 13:44:19 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] It's alllll in the shorts baby... - --- Mysterilady2001@cs.com assumed: > Oooo you got a Precious Things! Such a purty pic of > T. > Good call my newly collecting friend :-) LMAO, no i didn't. i personally think it's a waste of money; escpecially when $250 isn't just 'lying around'. the comment was a jab at your Jimmy buying you a copy ;) perhaps buying you *big* gifts is his way of trying to compensate for something else? ;) l'il dan ~ ===== Don't stop the ocean... I need to feel a tidal wave... - Tori Amos *AOL - tenebbbrae *Bubbles of Poetry:http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~* Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 16:44:36 EST From: Mysterilady2001@cs.com Subject: Re: [oztori] It's alllll in the shorts baby... In a message dated 1/18/02 1:42:07 PM Pacific Standard Time, tripping_divinity@yahoo.com writes: << > Coca~Cola you goons. naturally. i actually suffer the same affliction, but i'm willing to trade a 6-pack for the Baltimore single. i'll make sure they're icey cold for you. whaddayou say? ;) >> Oh dream a little dream Dan. :::laughs hysterically::: *** ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 16:45:45 EST From: Mysterilady2001@cs.com Subject: Re: [oztori] It's alllll in the shorts baby... In a message dated 1/18/02 1:42:57 PM Pacific Standard Time, tripping_divinity@yahoo.com writes: << yes tess. and you ARE the OLDEST person on the list ;) >> Oh yes, this is true. But I also own the goods. Beg dear boy, beg! *** ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 16:47:56 EST From: Mysterilady2001@cs.com Subject: Re: [oztori] It's alllll in the shorts baby... In a message dated 1/18/02 1:44:36 PM Pacific Standard Time, tripping_divinity@yahoo.com writes: << perhaps buying you *big* gifts is his way of trying to compensate for something else? ;) >> You wish! Makes ya feel better to think that huh. *** ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 13:49:28 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: [oztori] [ozbegging] - --- Mysterilady2001@cs.com wrote: > Oh yes, this is true. But I also own the goods. Beg > dear boy, beg! *sigh* the sad part is that i WOULD be willing to beg for 1% of your collection... {- cue tessa's chance to wow/infuriate oztori with her 60th e-mail of the day, outlining the rarest collectibles her boy, i mean, er, man, has bought her. YKTR collection that's more extensive than the Tori Amos Collectibles guide, anyone? -} l'il dan ~ ===== Don't stop the ocean... I need to feel a tidal wave... - Tori Amos *AOL - tenebbbrae *Bubbles of Poetry:http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~* Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 16:51:27 EST From: Mysterilady2001@cs.com Subject: [oztori] Re: [ozbegging] Renamed: What collectibles? No idea what Baby Dan means - In a message dated 1/18/02 1:49:32 PM Pacific Standard Time, tripping_divinity@yahoo.com writes: << *sigh* the sad part is that i WOULD be willing to beg for 1% of your collection... {- cue tessa's chance to wow/infuriate oztori with her 60th e-mail of the day, outlining the rarest collectibles her boy, i mean, er, man, has bought her. YKTR collection that's more extensive than the Tori Amos Collectibles guide, anyone? -} >> :-X - OK, she's shuttin' her mouth. *** ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 10:13:30 +1100 From: Daniel G Subject: [oztori] bow!!! *grin* okay, time has come for me to put on my OzTori God Shoes (but I can't because my feet are sunburned...i'll just hang them from my ears). 1) PLEASE DO NOT select "reply all" to emails you are sending back to OzTori and then go and leave the original senders name in the "TO:" field. It needlessly doubles inbox size filled. And, also, as with the sudden change from "Sydney meet" to "Dan and Tessa slanging match", you have ended up sending them all to people I sent out the sydney meet details to who AREN'T on the list. Just click "Reply All" and delete all the email addresses except "OzTori". Or, alternatively, just click "Reply" and send the email back to who sent it, not to all of us if you don't think it will be of general interest. Eg - Dan & Tessa's banter, amusing though it is, is not of general interest. Someone asking "what was that song on rage by lisa gerrard" is of general interest because its about music and discovering artists and such which is basically what this list is about. And I'm not specifically picking on Dan & Tessa, its just a convenient recent example. 2) Please don't have little silly personal slanging matches or what have you on list (eg - Dan & Tessa) its useless and annoying to people who aren't involved/are annoyed that we have a US resident on the list/are here for meaningful discussion/don't really care how big lil' dan is in any respect. also, because i've been asked offlist by a few people to point this out, 3) Interesting discussion/tame argument (eg - Starbucks/No Logo) is fine. But turning comments into abuse at people who are participating in the discussion is bad. Anybody who wishes to discuss these please email me offlist where i can strike you down with bolts of lightning (just kidding). xoxo dan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have a fish nailed to a cross on my apartment wall It sings to me with glassy eyes and quotes from Kafka. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OzTori - http://www.oztori.org For all your Australasian Tori Amos needs. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 10:22:14 +1100 From: Daniel G Subject: Re: [oztori] Syd meet? >I was really hoping to go to Galaxy >Bookshop and probably the big Dymocks if I can remember where it is! (George >St or something isn't it?) So I'm thinking of getting there as early as I >can (but that would probably still be like lunchtime, no earlier). Whoohoo! Someone to go SF shopping with! City it is! >But please try and sort something out Okay here we go. *putting foot down final arrangements, &c* Meet in City, on Town Hall steps, around 1:30-2:00pm. Anyone arriving later call me 0414 557 025 and we'll let you know where we are. I dunno what I'll be wearing. But you all pretty much know what I look like anyways hahaha. >And what's happening with the >mini golf, what time of the day are you thinking for that? Is that instead >of the movie, or before? I'd like to try and sort it out to fit in getting >back with what people are doing up here. I have no idea...Lara knows more about that than me. Also Lara - I need to go to post office on monday - shall I meet you @ Beecroft station around 12:30? >ooh, where's this 'Comic Kingdom'? It does sound good! I know there's one at Fox Studios (a friend works there) and she told me there is also one in the city somewhere...I'll have to look up an address. I'll ask my brother I think he popped in there last week. >I'd be easier to find each other!!! :) And we wouldn't have to worry about hogging the sidewalk...er, pavement i mean. Damn americanisms! So, any objections to that? xoxo Dan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have a fish nailed to a cross on my apartment wall It sings to me with glassy eyes and quotes from Kafka. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OzTori - http://www.oztori.org For all your Australasian Tori Amos needs. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 17:10:47 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] oxtori-tail soup AndrewR wrote: > Like... gag me with a spoon! > > I wondered when I'd be able to use that in a post! > ;o) > > ...only oztori (accidently wrote oxtori) Well, when I was a "student", I got to make heapsa people gag when I did a hospital placement. Part of a routine "oral peripheral"/swallowing examination. Got quite skilled at it too by the end, I must brag ;) Nathan - "hand me my tongue-depressor" . Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 17:16:27 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Sad meet? Dan Stapleton wrote: > l'il dan (who just got up a 6am to spend $300 on a > 3-song CD on ebay... not QUITE as ludicrous as the > Baltimore i was bidding on, but almost...) > ~ I have to ask, what did you bid on? Nathan. . Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 17:25:10 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] It's alllll in the shorts baby... l'il dan wrote of Tessa: > after the 15th child, she gave up on names, and just > divided them into two groups: major and minor. each > got a letter and symbol tattoed on their forehead, > so > she could easily identify them all: A major, A > minor, > B major, B minor.... *snip* I think I've discovered a new monicker for you, l'il dan... ***D MINOR***!!! Because: a) You're "D" for Dan; b) You're a minor :P *grinz* Actually I think "D Minor" is a cool monicker. Find 6 other youngunz whose names begin with D, and you can form a group called "D Minor 7" and put S Club 7 out of business. And we shall all sincerely thank you for that if you do. Nathan. . Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 17:30:21 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] It's alllll in the shorts baby... - --- Nathan "i've only shaved three times this year (my legs, that is)" R wrote: > Actually I think "D Minor" is a cool monicker. me too. start calling me it more regularly and it might catch on. > Find 6 other youngunz whose names begin with D, and > you can form a group called "D Minor 7" and put S > Club > 7 out of business. > > And we shall all sincerely thank you for that if you > do. i actually like S Club 7. the first two singles rock. (i'm being serious). l'il dan ===== Don't stop the ocean... I need to feel a tidal wave... - Tori Amos *AOL - tenebbbrae *Bubbles of Poetry:http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~* Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! 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