From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V1 #310 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Monday, December 31 2001 Volume 01 : Number 310 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re[2]: [oztori] [ozbeccnlildan] Completely OT: "Boys that drank light beer, girls that drank white wine spritzer" (sung to the first verse of Real Men) [] [oztori] If only someone would take to Led Zeppelin with a lead bullet... [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] Chick Chortlers [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] [ozlotr] [AndrewR ] [oztori] The reports of Ian McKellan's death have been greatly exaggerated. [AndrewR ] [oztori] "Boys drinking light beer, girls drinking spritzers, your kids are drinking lots of alkkggihhhollilyy" (sung to Androgeny - and excuse the last part - I needed something to rhyme with Androgeny!) [] Re: [oztori] [ozlotr] ["riot poofter" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 31 Dec 2001 12:37:59 +1000 From: Becc Subject: Re[2]: [oztori] [ozbeccnlildan] Completely OT: "Boys that drank light beer, girls that drank white wine spritzer" (sung to the first verse of Real Men) On Monday, 31/12/2001 at 12:32 PM, Nathan R wrote: NR> Becc "Nathan can't actually think of anything to put NR> into inverted commas about me, because he doesn't pay NR> enough attention to my e-mails usually" Bah! Admit it, my expertise at wrapping myself in a shroud of mystery is too much for your powers to penetrate! ~The Enigmatic Becc. :) ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 30 Dec 2001 19:19:35 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] If only someone would take to Led Zeppelin with a lead bullet... OK, "Down by the seaside" (Tori's "duet" with Robert Plant) is playing as we 'speak'... and I must say. GOD Robert Plant has a SHIT voice, and Led Zeppelin totally *SUCK*. He totally ruins the song. How Tori keeps gloating about Led Zeppelin/Robert Plant in interviews, yet refuses to acknowledge that she was probably more influenced by Kate Bush, shits me. How she could wish to lose her virginity to him is just.. icky. *There, I said it*. Nathan. . Send your FREE holiday greetings online! http://greetings.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Dec 2001 15:14:20 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] [ozlotr] At 03:45 31/12/2001 +1100, riot poofter wrote: >i have yet to see lotr (a bit close to lotl - lesbians on the loose - >methinks), but don't really want to. i find tolkein really boring and only >will see the film b/c peter jackson is sooo ace (meet the feebles is my fav >film). i before e except after c (usually) Tolk_ie_n. I really love Peter Jackson's Heavenly Creatures... one of those films that went to see not knowing ANYTHING about and left totally shocked and utterly delighted at seeing such a 'WOW' film. Andwise R ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Dec 2001 15:17:30 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Chick Chortlers At 03:55 31/12/2001 +1100, riot poofter wrote: >> >they typically have sooooooooo few songs containing female vocals. I >> >think in the '98 hottest 100, there were something >> >like about only FOUR songs with female vocals in the >> >Top 50. >> >>*preparing to get beaten up by the oztori community* >>perhaps this could be because a lot of female artists SUCK. and if they >>don't >>in fact suck they are an acquired taste therefore they are not vote-worthy > >what total bollocks! these countdowns always under represent women, and >there are heaps of excellent women artists (& bands with women) about (if >you ignore trash like sarah maclachlan). besides tori, 2001 was a fabulous >year for aimee man, missy elliot, george, natalie imbruglia, kosheen, >hooverphonic, blu cantrell, eve, dido, mary j blige, lamb, bjork, pj harvey >etc etc... Caroline Lavelle - I'm really getting into this ALBUM of hers! I'm highly recommending it. > >give me any of these women over stale aussie boy rock like powderfinger any >fucking day! > >jjj sucks, jasmina, why defend it? Channel [V] is worse. UGH. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Dec 2001 15:24:53 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] [ozlotr] At 11:44 31/12/2001 +1100, Daniel G wrote: >>LMAO! i know! how fucking CORNY can you be?!?! OMG! >>COOOOOOOOORRRRRNYYYYY!!!! "Don't you leave him >>Samois-Gangee.... I don't intend to!" > >I know...but the book is similarly corny...you just don't actually see it >acted out. > >>it really >>just went downhill when they got to the Elven place >>(Aussie guy w/ receding hairline..... you know what >>i'm talking about). it just got soooooo corny! the >>cinema was audibly amused at several points by the >>sheer corniness. > >rivendell was the only disappointment, in my mind. > >>oh, >>and Ian McKellan too :P (RIP Ian BTW). > >did he pass away? when??? He must have meant RIP Gandalf... well let's HOPE he did. >Ian was SO the best actor in the whole film. >He was great in X-Men and Gods & Monsters too. > >>i luuuurved the Enya song at the end. listening to it >>now :) > >Its an Enya song. Its nice... Best Enya in a while I might add... sorta back to her 'Shepherd Moon's' feeling. I wanna see the video clip... does anyone know if it has been on Rage? >I bought the funky leather soundtrack package thing. >For those interested, its Liz Fraser (from Cocteau Twins) >who sings the Lament to Gandalf in "Lothlorien". WOW! Really! COOL - I have the leathery soundtrack - but have yet to listen to it. That lament was VERY touching... and haunting. I didn't notice it at first... ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Dec 2001 15:35:42 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] The reports of Ian McKellan's death have been greatly exaggerated. At 17:03 30/12/2001 -0800, Dan Stapleton wrote: >--- Daniel G wrote: > >> did he pass away? when??? > >this week, according to my mum (i doubt she would lie >about such a thing). No WAY - he was on LETTERMAN the other night. Your mother might have been thinking of Nigel Hawthorne... best know from his role on Yes, Minister/ Yes, Prime Minister. And he started in the ?Madness of King George? He was also in Demolition Man as I recall - I don't see that movie's name being bandied about as much! Just as well! ;o) The mix-up might have been that Nigel Hawthorne and Sir Ian McKellen are both homosexual British actors. >> I bought the funky leather soundtrack package thing. >> For those interested, its Liz Fraser (from Cocteau >> Twins) >> who sings the Lament to Gandalf in "Lothlorien". > >ooh! cool! does it have the enya songs too? should i >get it? Yes the leather version is SWEET! And yes, both Enya songs are on there... Speaking of 'dead actors' - which I know isn't the NICEST of topics - what actors had you thought dead but weren't really... I thought Sir Alec Guiness was dead like back in the early '90s he only died last year. And Katherine Hepburn... she's still alive! And actually, yes Nigel Hawthorne, I thought I read where he died a few years ago - but as we know he died earlier this week. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Dec 2001 15:48:27 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] Chicken L'il At 17:58 30/12/2001 -0800, Dan Stapleton wrote: >sorry, i'm finding it hard to type coherently: i'm >laughing so darn hard at your age crack! wow! almost >as good as being called a kid every 5 seconds by >roozi/nathan/andrew R/king gee! i guess it's the >originality of your wit that really makes a lasting >impression on me. > >l'il dan Kid. *grin* we say it because we *CARE* Da'an. Anyone here watch Earth: Final Conflict. I have TOO many things to watch on TV ;o) ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Dec 2001 15:59:18 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] "Boys drinking light beer, girls drinking spritzers, your kids are drinking lots of alkkggihhhollilyy" (sung to Androgeny - and excuse the last part - I needed something to rhyme with Androgeny!) At 18:09 30/12/2001 -0800, Nathan R wrote: >OK, this has absolutely nothing to do with anything, >but... in my local paper, there's this old bag called >"Jill Duck" who is always getting her letters >published on the Opinions page. I think she may be an >ex-polly... For a split second there you confused me - I was thinking Polly Jean Harvey! ;o) ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Dec 2001 17:44:33 +1100 From: "riot poofter" Subject: Re: [oztori] [ozlotr] >a sidepoint: does anyone else think that Peter Jackson >was DYING to make this a porno?!? it was laced with >sexual subtexts/hints. i think it would have been cool >if samois and frodo had got it on at the end (waits >for the beatings to begin). not having seen lotr, i can't say for sure, but knowing peter jackson, it is entirely possible. after all, one of the main characters in meet the feebles (my fav film ever!) is a rat who makes porn films starringa cow and a cockroach! and some bonking in lotr would be good... it needs something to make it more interesting! hehehe _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 30 Dec 2001 23:20:21 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] 'Cause KIDS are alright l'il dan We call you 'kid' because you're our "little goat" (to paraphrase the lyrics to 'Merman'). Go to bed, Nathan. . Send your FREE holiday greetings online! http://greetings.yahoo.com ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V1 #310 ****************************