From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V1 #301 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Sunday, December 23 2001 Volume 01 : Number 301 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] Kylie poison. aka what's your Kylie? [Dan Stapleton ] Re: [oztori] Dear oh D'Ear [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] Dear oh D'Ear ["Julie Cesario" ] [oztori] Tori Haiku ["Dylan Plant" ] Re: [oztori] Tori Haiku [Dan Stapleton ] Re: [oztori] Dear oh deer [Nadyne Mielke ] Re: [oztori] Tori Farku [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] Kylie poison. aka what's your Kylie? ["Pamela Collom" ] RE: [oztori] Tori Farku ["Dylan Plant" ] Re: [oztori] OT: Intro [Nathan R ] [oztori] RE: [ozmisstori] Tori Farku [Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Kylie poison. aka what's your Kylie? - --- Pamela Collom ordered: > On your knees miss minogue. nice to see our resident bondage expert has re-emerged from the shadows. l'il dan ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Send your FREE holiday greetings online! http://greetings.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Dec 2001 20:02:48 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] Dear oh deer At 18:21 21/12/2001 -0000, Rachael Chrisp wrote: > >A 'wacky' Lord of the Rings fan has changed his name by deed poll to 'Sauron, >the Dark Lord'. Oh My. I wonder if any Trek fans have changed their name to James Tiberius Kirk yet!?! I don't think they've even gone THAT far. I wonder if anyone has changed their name to Myra-Ellen or Tori!?! Speaking of names, does Tori have a middle name? Did she when she was Myra-Ellen? ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Dec 2001 02:48:46 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Dear oh D'Ear Andrew "if there's war between the cling-ons then there'll be no Star Trek fans left" R wrote: > I wonder if anyone has changed their name to > Myra-Ellen or Tori!?! Er, Tori changed her name to Tori duh! > Speaking of names, does Tori have a middle name? Did > she when she was > Myra-Ellen? Um, Ellen *was* her middle name duh. There was no hyphen in it. Myra Ellen Fucking Amos. Nathan. . Send your FREE holiday greetings online! http://greetings.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Dec 2001 21:52:12 +1100 From: "Julie Cesario" Subject: Re: [oztori] Dear oh D'Ear > Um, Ellen *was* her middle name duh. There was no > hyphen in it. Myra Ellen Fucking Amos. so is that her other middle name? ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Dec 2001 22:51:28 +1100 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: [oztori] Tori Haiku Just saw this on Morpheus: O Tori Amos We hope you are blessed In all that you do. I thought that was quite cool!! But that's just me...oh, and also, I've seen some clips from The Big Picture video clip, it was on the Behind The Music special...hee, hee, hee...she looks so...hookerish! I'm sorry there's no other way of describing her hair and clothes! Poor thing, no wonder YKTR flopped...absolutely hilarious tho! Hmmm Dylan ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Dec 2001 04:08:53 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] Tori Haiku - --- Dylan Plant wrote: > O Tori Amos > We hope you are blessed > In all that you do. Why Can't Tori read? Well, she is a hooker, whom Dylan dresses like. > Poor thing, no > wonder YKTR flopped...absolutely hilarious tho! lol, i was listening to YKTR today, and i hate to say it, but i think it RAWKS! :) l'il dan . ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Send your FREE holiday greetings online! http://greetings.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Dec 2001 11:35:37 -0800 From: Nadyne Mielke Subject: Re: [oztori] Dear oh deer At 20:02 22-12-01 +1000, AndrewR wrote: >Speaking of names, does Tori have a middle name? Did she when she was >Myra-Ellen? Nathan already answered the question about her middle name. Tori's parents call her "Tori Ellen" now. :) /nm ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Dec 2001 14:48:54 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Tori Farku Dylan Plant wrote: > Just saw this on Morpheus: > > O Tori Amos > We hope you are blessed > In all that you do. > > I thought that was quite cool!! But that's just > me... Hehehe. Although strictly speaking, the second line of a haiku should have seven syllables (not 5). One could have a lot of fun with this: Ms Tori Amos Your career is fucked up Without a contract O Tori Amos Strange Little Girls sucked so bad You can do better O Tori Amos Why do you hate Australia? Get your ass down here O Tori Amos You have some bloody weird fans Sane compared to you O Tori Amos Why do A Thousand Cceans? Celine does it best O Tori Amos Sister Named Desire sucks Were you ill that day? Y Kant Tori Read Miss seeing you in leather And yielding a sword Oh Tori Amos I have nowt better to do Than write crap haiku's (sp?) I think I should stop myself now. Oh and "nice" haiku there Master Stapleton! > oh, and also, I've > seen some clips from The Big Picture video clip, it > was on the Behind > The Music special...hee, hee, hee...she looks > so...hookerish! I'm sorry > there's no other way of describing her hair and > clothes! How does "Miss Tori" compare though? Nathan. . Send your FREE holiday greetings online! http://greetings.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2001 11:04:39 +1000 From: "Pamela Collom" Subject: Re: [oztori] Kylie poison. aka what's your Kylie? >nice to see our resident bondage expert has re-emerged >from the shadows. The queen lurker is in. :-) pam _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 23 Dec 2002 12:00:19 +1100 From: "Megan Czisz" Subject: [oztori] OT: Intro Hi Everyone! I just thought I'd introduce myself. My name is Megan, and I live in Sydney. I'm interested in trading Tori boots (of course :-p ), Sarah McLachlan, Fiona Apple and Garbage boots. If anyone wants to trade after Christmas, let me know (esp. if you have any boots of the aforementioned non Tori artists!), and we can set something up. Thanks! Megan ____________________ allthings@bigpond.com there is a greater intelligence in all things ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2001 12:22:03 +1100 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: RE: [oztori] Tori Farku How does "Miss Tori" compare though? Come and see for yourself on the 17th Jan. Sorry, shameless plug!!! Hee, hee, hee.... Dylan Who is not Nathan. . Send your FREE holiday greetings online! http://greetings.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Dec 2001 18:41:03 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] OT: Intro Megan Czisz wrote: > Hi Everyone! Hi Megz (hope ya don't mind being called that). Firstly.. How TF do you pronounce that surname of yours? "Chiss"? > I just thought I'd introduce myself. My name is > Megan, and I live in Sydney. *rolls eyes* Yet another... > I'm interested in trading Tori boots (of course :-p > ), Well you've come to the wrong place - all we do on this list is bitch about what we dislike about Tori, & the other 99% is mostly irrelevant, off-topic, useless shit... with occasional "vote for Tori on the Net 50" requests thrown in. > Sarah McLachlan, > Fiona Apple and Garbage boots. > > If anyone wants to trade after Christmas, let me > know What if you're hangin' out to trade *before* Xmas? I take it you don't offer guaranteed pre-Xmas delivery? OK nice intro.. but what else can you tell us about yourself? Nathan. . Send your FREE holiday greetings online! http://greetings.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Dec 2001 18:43:29 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] RE: [ozmisstori] Tori Farku Dylan Plant wrote: > How does "Miss Tori" compare though? > > Come and see for yourself on the 17th Jan. Sorry, > shameless plug!!! Hee, > hee, hee.... I think Miss Tori needs "her" own spin-off mailing list from this one ;) Nathan. . Send your FREE holiday greetings online! http://greetings.yahoo.com ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V1 #301 ****************************