From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V1 #299 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Friday, December 21 2001 Volume 01 : Number 299 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] Miss Merchant [AndrewR ] [oztori] M.C. Myra-Ellen [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] The 2001 oztories! [Daniel G ] RE: [oztori] Miss Merchant ["Dylan Plant" ] RE: [oztori] Miss Dylan [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] The 2001 oztories! [Dan Stapleton ] [oztori] Young MC ["Rachael Chrisp" ] Re: [oztori] The 2001 oztories! ["riot poofter" ] Re: [oztori] Young MC [] RE: [oztori] Daniel G, I require your wisdom teeth! ["Hill, Renee" ] RE: [oztori] Nayth's my bitch, only he can shit on me " [Dan Stapleton ] Re: [oztori] The 2001 oztories! [Nathan R ] Re: Re[2]: [oztori] "It's human naythan..." [Nathan R ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 19:59:14 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Miss Merchant At 15:25 20/12/2001 +1100, Daniel G wrote: >According to ticketmaster, only Vic and NSW. >And I think we have an OzTori record for # of uses of the work fuck. >xoxo >Dan And each one meant whole-heartedly. Maybe we could start a petition to get more people - like Miss Merchant to come to Brisbane... I wonder when Brisbane takes over the population size of Melbourne, whether we'll still miss out on all the touring artists. OK, is seeing Natalie worth it? What is the ticket price? When is the concert? Sydney or Melbourne? Should I got? FUCK! ;o) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 20:04:11 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] M.C. Myra-Ellen At 21:44 19/12/2001 -0800, Nathan R wrote: >Bevan Burkin wrote: > >> Fuck Harry w/ Harry Bubbles? > >Sounds like something Michael Jackson would be into. >Harry is probably also "just the right age" for him >too. LOL! >Shame on you for not being 'up' with your Young MC >lyrics ;) > > >Nathan. > "MC" heh - such an early nineties top 40 moniker. Are there any artists that are still around using that!?! Andrew np: "Mystery Game" - Clannad ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 21:20:19 +1100 From: Daniel G Subject: Re: [oztori] The 2001 oztories! > > > 4) CUTEST LIST MEMBER? > > > > Little Dan because he's so little... > >awwww...... you wouldn't say that if you saw my new >skinhead haircut, LMAO. Further reason why we need some sort of OzTori gallery! xoxo DaN ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My pillow screams too But so does my kitchen. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OzTori - http://www.oztori.org For all your Australasian Tori Amos needs. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 21:38:24 +1100 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: RE: [oztori] Miss Merchant And each one meant whole-heartedly. Maybe we could start a petition to get more people - like Miss Merchant to come to Brisbane... I wonder when Brisbane takes over the population size of Melbourne, whether we'll still miss out on all the touring artists. Pffft...neva happen!!! Hee, hee, hee... Sorry BrisVegasites! (come on Nayth, there has to be an official Nathan R spelling for that surely?) Dylan PS Ta for the comment re me as Miss Tori...Thanks!!! Hee, hee, hee...it really made me laff...oh also gratuitous plug...Miss Tori will be appearing on the 17th Jan at Sin Bar in Melbourne (back of Inflation) so come and see me!!! Also, if you're really lucky, I'll do Cool On Your Island and Sal Monalla will do Big Picture...hee, hee, hee... ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 02:45:58 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: RE: [oztori] Miss Dylan Dylan Plant wrote: > PS Ta for the comment re me as Miss Tori...Thanks!!! > Hee, hee, hee...it > really made me laff...oh also gratuitous plug...Miss > Tori will be appearing > on the 17th Jan at Sin Bar in Melbourne (back of > Inflation) so come and see > me!!! Wow.. Almost sounds tempting. > Also, if you're really lucky, I'll do Cool On > Your Island and Sal > Monalla will do Big Picture...hee, hee, hee... Oh no - you MUST do "Fire On The Side"! So *dramatic*! Plus you also gotta do a piano-humping routine in there somewhere. Better yet - I'd love to see you mime to the RAINN concert Precious Things! Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 02:46:27 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] The 2001 oztories! > 1) FAVORITE THREAD OF THE YEAR? the smoking one, because the smokers kicked the non-smokers' asses! > 2) FAVORITE TORI-RELATED HAPPENING OF THE YEAR? seeing her live, of course. runner up was going on Super Request. oh, and SLG or course. > 3) SEXIEST LIST MEMBER? Nathan, of course! :P > 4) CUTEST LIST MEMBER? i think jas ranks pretty high on the cuteness scale. > 5) THE IDEAL OZTORI COUPLE WOULD BE: roozi and dan h ;) (aside from nathan and i, of course :P) 6) FUNNIEST MEMBER? none of us are even remotely funny. 7) MEMBER YOU'D MOST LIKE TO ROOT? nathan, roozi and holly, all at once ;) l'il dan . ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 10:59:45 -0000 From: "Rachael Chrisp" Subject: [oztori] Natalie Merchant Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 15:25:07 +1100 From: Daniel G Subject: Re: [oztori] Miss Merchant > According to ticketmaster, only Vic and NSW. it might still be worth looking into though, ive found in the past that if one of the venues on the tour isnt at a Ticketmaster venue, they wont even bother to list it on the site. This happens with Ticketek all the time. maybe phone the company who's promoting? rachael xxx "tomorrow will bring happiness - or at least another day." -Phil Ochs ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 11:03:40 -0000 From: "Rachael Chrisp" Subject: [oztori] Young MC Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2001 21:44:05 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] Re: come stand next to me you fine fellow > Shame on you for not being 'up' with your Young MC > lyrics ;) i remember when that was No 1... (wow i must be old). wasn't he meant to be like the Young MC Hammer or something? some people were saying he was his nephew or similar... rachael xxx "tomorrow will bring happiness - or at least another day." -Phil Ochs ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 22:54:22 +1100 From: "riot poofter" Subject: Re: [oztori] The 2001 oztories! >1) FAVORITE THREAD OF THE YEAR? the one where people begged me to come back LMAO! no... um... i liked the one about samantha fox... >2) FAVORITE TORI-RELATED HAPPENING OF THE YEAR? (yes, >there have been some! this can be on oztori or off it) 97 bonnie n clyde >3) SEXIEST LIST MEMBER? um, i have only seen a couple of people so i will go with nayth coz he is so well spoken :) > >4) CUTEST LIST MEMBER? becc. just adorable!! >5) THE IDEAL OZTORI COUPLE WOULD BE: nayth and himself. _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 23:04:50 +1100 From: "riot poofter" Subject: Re: Re[2]: [oztori] "It's human naythan..." >>he also thought >>that the guy who played oliver wood (the gryffindor quidditch captain) >>was very cute. > >so did i (for a boy). oh!!! he was fucking GORGEOUS!!! and teh bets bit is that his real name is sean biggerstaff!! my friends are planning to share him or else marry him off to their friend virginia gay, so shge can become virginia gay-biggerstaff!!! mmmm oliver wood... _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 23:09:34 +1100 From: "riot poofter" Subject: RE: [oztori] Nayth's my bitch, only he can shit on me " > > >Dan Stapleton wrote: > > > > >Who TF is Ian McKellen? lol I'm so ignorant. > > > > > The old Nazi guy in that movie "Apt Pupil" > > More importantly he played Richard III in teh recent-ish screen adaption (set in 1930s) and he was also in Gods and Monsters and is openly gay and just FABULOUS!! _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 23:58:54 +1100 From: "cåth ." Subject: [oztori] anyone been to this site? DAN G: is that the jason that was dancing around when we saw kasey? lol am i the only person that hasn't been to http://www.collectingbees.com ? sooooooooo tori-ful good! <3 cath _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 12:43:07 -0500 From: Subject: Re: [oztori] Young MC Rachael Chrisp wrote: > i remember when that was No 1... (wow i must be old). wasn't he > meant to be like the Young MC Hammer or something? some people > were saying he was his nephew or similar... Alright, confession time. My very first concert was ... oh god, am I really about to say this? ... Milli Vanilli. Opening for them was some unknown rapper (who lip synced so badly that my friend and I, sitting in our won- from-the-radio seats in the balcony, were mocking him) and Young MC. I think, if I dig through the boxes of stuff I've left at my parents' house, I could still find the t-shirt with his likeness and that tour date on the back. Yes, I know, it's shameful. My only excuse is that my friend won tickets from the radio, and I was only 12 or 13 at the time. /nm ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 15:08:55 -0800 From: "Hill, Renee" Subject: RE: [oztori] Daniel G, I require your wisdom teeth! > Also Cruel is 1998 in the FTCGH book. Okay, please - Choirgirl is ONE FREAKING WORD! Hence no need for the G. *sigh* ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 21 Dec 2001 09:29:23 +1100 From: Daniel G Subject: Re: [oztori] Miss Merchant >OK, is seeing Natalie worth it? How could it not be (esp. after her live album totally blew me away!) >What is the ticket price? $79 >When is the concert? Sydney = Jan 31. Melb - dunno >Sydney or Melbourne? Sydney, cos I'm here! >Should I got? I think you meant "go", and yes! But do what Rach said and ring the promoter first! >FUCK! Quite right. Although I did just receive a Spam titled "WATCH ME FIST MYSELF" from "Linda". Why am I telling you this? xoxo Dan ;) np: Lisa Germano - Wood Floors (Live) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have a fish nailed to a cross on my apartment wall It sings to me with glassy eyes and quotes from Kafka. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OzTori - http://www.oztori.org For all your Australasian Tori Amos needs. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 16:09:18 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: RE: [oztori] Nayth's my bitch, only he can shit on me " - --- riot poofter wrote: > > > >Dan Stapleton > wrote: > > > > > > >Who TF is Ian McKellen? lol I'm so ignorant. why THE FUCK do i keep on getting cited for that quote?!?!??!?! it was NAYTH!!!! granted, he and i are practically the same entity, but really.... i know my movies, okay?!? ;) l'il dan ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 20:49:57 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Young MC Rachael Chrisp wrote: > > Shame on you for not being 'up' with your Young MC > > lyrics ;) > > i remember when that was No 1... (wow i must be > old). wasn't he meant to be > like the Young MC Hammer or something? some people > were saying he was his > nephew or similar... No no no no no no! "Bust A Move" was originally released in '89 - a full year before MC Hammer was on the "scene"... so I doubt it has any connection to MC Hammer (who later dropped the MC). Nathan - whose primary goal in life is to educate others about late 80's/early 90's muzak trash trivia. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 20:51:37 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] The 2001 oztories! Roozi "Nayth wishes he were my floozy" riot poofter wrote: > >1) FAVORITE THREAD OF THE YEAR? > > the one where people begged me to come back LMAO! > no... um... i liked the > one about samantha fox... Hahahah.. How could I overlook that one? I've now burnt a CD for my car with some Sam Fox "tunes" on it! > >3) SEXIEST LIST MEMBER? > > um, i have only seen a couple of people so i will go > with nayth coz he is so > well spoken :) Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you really mean that? > >5) THE IDEAL OZTORI COUPLE WOULD BE: > > nayth and himself. Hehehe.. SO very true. Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 20:54:12 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: Re[2]: [oztori] "It's human naythan..." Roozi wrote: > >>he also thought > >>that the guy who played oliver wood (the > gryffindor quidditch captain) > >>was very cute. > > > >so did i (for a boy). > > oh!!! he was fucking GORGEOUS!!! and teh bets bit is > that his real name is > sean biggerstaff!! my friends are planning to share > him or else marry him > off to their friend virginia gay, so shge can become > virginia > gay-biggerstaff!!! > > mmmm oliver wood... Heheheeh. Better still, the Assistant Principal in one of the schools I work in has the surname "Schwanker"!!! LMAO. Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 21 Dec 2001 16:28:02 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Bevan=20Burkin?= Subject: Re: [oztori] The 2001 oztories! --- Dan Stapleton wrote: > it's that time of year, folks - the 1st annual > Oztori > awards - the Oztories! > 1) FAVORITE THREAD OF THE YEAR? Smoking, SLG bashing, Dan H vs Everyone else .. its all been very fun. > 2) FAVORITE TORI-RELATED HAPPENING OF THE YEAR? Rattlesnakes And Nayth's story for Tash .. giggle > 3) SEXIEST LIST MEMBER? Me .. aww no, I'd have to say Emma. > 4) CUTEST LIST MEMBER? Me .. aww no, this one has to be Holly. And Kate! > 5) THE IDEAL OZTORI COUPLE WOULD BE: Well it seems Lil'dan will fuck anything with legs ... so Lil'dan and whoever he chooses ... or mounts. http://greetings.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Greetings - - Send your festive greetings online! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 23:27:43 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] The 2001 oztories! - --- Bevan Burkin wrote: > Well it seems Lil'dan will fuck anything with legs > ... > so Lil'dan and whoever he chooses ... or mounts. EXCUSE ME?!?!??! i am a one-nayth man, thankyou! godammit, i am NOT the horniest member of oztori by a long shot! perhaps that should have been a supplementary question, since all the supplementaries so far have focused around carnal exploits ;) ::shrieks:: l'il dan ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 21 Dec 2001 00:06:08 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] The 2001 oztories! Bevan Burkin wrote: > Well it seems Lil'dan will fuck anything with legs Er, no. Dan has been known to take a particular liking to leg amputees ;) lil dan replied: > EXCUSE ME?!?!??! i am a one-nayth man, Legally you're not a "man" yet :) Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V1 #299 ****************************