From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V1 #298 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Thursday, December 20 2001 Volume 01 : Number 298 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] Miss Merchant [Daniel G ] RE: [oztori] "I'm Holly's bitch, only she can hang her shit on m e " [Da] RE: [oztori] "Oops I didn't know I couldn't talk about you" [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] More on the Potski. [Zac Ariel ] Re[4]: [oztori] Harry Potter and Nathan's stone. [Zac Ariel ] RE: [oztori] "I'm Holly's bitch, only she can hang her shit on m e " [Na] Re: RE: [oztori] [] [oztori] IRC Help! ["Nathan Cyran" ] Re: [oztori] Miss Merchant ["Nerida Hooykaas" ] [oztori] harry-fuckers, just like my oztori [Dan Stapleton ] Re: [oztori] Nissy Nisternaenor Neri ["Nerida Hooykaas" ] Re: [oztori] Nissy Nisternaenor Neri [Zac Ariel ] [oztori] come stand next to me you fine fellow [=?iso-8859-1?q?Bevan=20Bu] Re: [oztori] Miss Merchant [Daniel G ] [oztori] Re: come stand next to me you fine fellow [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] The 2001 oztories! ["Li" ] Re: [oztori] The 2001 oztories! [Dan Stapleton ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2001 21:06:27 +1100 From: Daniel G Subject: [oztori] Miss Merchant Hi all!!! Renee and I and probably Jason (remember Jase?) are going to see Natalie Merchant next year in Jan - tix are on sale tomorrow. Was wondering if anyone else was going/interested in going/or not ;) Let me/us know - we could make a day of it or something! xoxo Dan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have a fish nailed to a cross on my apartment wall It sings to me with glassy eyes and quotes from Kafka. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OzTori - http://www.oztori.org For all your Australasian Tori Amos needs. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2001 03:36:05 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: RE: [oztori] "I'm Holly's bitch, only she can hang her shit on m e " - --- Holly Williamson wrote: > I bet I'm bigger than you. reeeeallly? i'm 6'3", and (as nathan can attest to :P) quite a handful. > But if the fight is > over Nath, don't > bother: he's yours, babe. woohoo! > I think I might > buy myself the Snape figurine that I saw in Big W > the other day, and add it > to my porn collection. you're sick. > That'd be a first. Getting porn from Big Dub! how often do you shop for porn?!? l'il dan ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 00:14:24 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: RE: [oztori] "Oops I didn't know I couldn't talk about you" At 16:10 19/12/2001 +1000, nina riddel wrote: >>Give me Professor McGonagle! That whole shape shifting thing! Hang on... >>too old... Hermane (SP?) I like 'em smart and "sassy" (is that to >>eighties-a-word) hang on too young... BAH! > >Mmm I quite liked Hermione (she has great hair) till i looked up the imdb >and found out she's 11! :( > Sucks eh? I only feel like I'm 17... so that only 6 years difference ;o) Yeah I like the hair too! Maybe it's her intellgence though - cause most girls/women whatever they have in movies are either action queens or not-too-clever. Maybe that is why I *LOVE* Willow. (From Buffy - not the 'little person' character from the movie of the same name ;o) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 00:16:11 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Kylie poison. aka what's your Kylie? At 22:52 18/12/2001 -0800, Nathan R wrote: >AndrewR wrote: > >> That song with the four Kylies... > >Did It Again. > Yeah, I thought that was it - but I was worried I'd got it wrong and confused with that Britney song. > >> my vote for best >> Kylie... INDIE KYLIE! >> She just is the best... nothing phased her - and I >> think she one the 'bitch >> fight'! ;o) > >Yeah. Although Sex Kylie in that clip was pretty >funny. She looked like a drag queen. But Indie Kylie >was the sexiest! It was the ATTITUDE and those glasses... there were glasses weren't there or am I just going "batty, quite batty". > >Nathan. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 00:18:31 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Miss Merchant At 21:06 19/12/2001 +1100, Daniel G wrote: >Hi all!!! >Renee and I and probably Jason (remember Jase?) are going to see Natalie >Merchant next year in Jan - tix are on sale tomorrow. Was wondering if >anyone else was going/interested in going/or not ;) >Let me/us know - we could make a day of it or something! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! FUCK! Is she coming to brisbane!?! Tickets on sale TOMORROW!?!?!?!?!? OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! *cries* please someone answer *heart... is... skipping... beats...* HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP Maybe I might come on down!?! HELLLLLLLP! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 02:17:37 +1000 From: Zac Ariel Subject: Re: [oztori] More on the Potski. Wednesday, December 19, 2001, 12:05:18 PM, Holly muttered: HW> Zaccy wrote: *excuse* me?!?! HW> No, I don't know, can't confirm anything there, though I believe HW> that it was originally over 4 hours long. There's just so much stuff that i'll hold you to that, dear. HW> Uh..... back up! Obviously, I thought he was wonderful, and thought HW> he was the best actor in the entire movie. Just just just just WONDERFUL. HW> And I honestly didn't think he was just 'reading his lines'... I just keep oh, c'mon. how about when he enters the classroom the first time around - i think his lines go along the lines of "..there will be no silly waving of wands in this class.." .. it was that scene that caused me to lose respect for him as an actor. he was so reading that. there was no emotion in those lines. he looked bored. in short, his character is supposed to be a bad, nasty and certainly cruel man. and he wasn't .. but he did improve after that scene, i'll give you that. HW> thinking of the part where he's cornered Quirrel and mutters 'you have to HW> work out where you loyalties lie....' and the way his voice is so fucking HW> silky and sexy.... yum. YUM. umm, no thanks, just the same. >> incidentally, tho, my goth-boi friend loved snape too. >> HW> This means your boyfriend has great taste... and Oliver Wood was HW> pretty cute! *sigh* it's goth-boi *notethespace* friend. not boyfriend. nice enough guy, but i wouldn't exactly call him my type. HW> But I like your feedback! everyone is entitled to my opinion. zac ================================================== zac ariel - web junkie m: 0414 229 299 e: zac@comcen.com.au w: www.level21.net ================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 02:20:26 +1000 From: Zac Ariel Subject: Re[4]: [oztori] Harry Potter and Nathan's stone. Wednesday, December 19, 2001, 3:16:41 PM, AndrewR muttered: >>oh, and i thought miss-what's-her-name-the-flying-teacher was very >>cool. gotta love those yellow eyes. and those boots! >> A> What WAS her name - she was pretty cool Professor Woodworm or something!?! A> What was the significance of the eyes? i've remembered it now - it is madam hooch. and i don't think the eyes were significant at all, they were just very very cool. A> Also was there any significance to the different professor's colours? I A> might Dumbledoor was in Red, Profess. McGonagle? was in green, Qrill or A> what ever was in mauve-purple, Snape was in black, Wormwood? was in A> white/grey and there were a few others like a black woman in yellow. none that i can think of. the books don't mention the professors in any specific colours. just more movie guff, i'd expect. zac ================================================== zac ariel - web junkie m: 0414 229 299 e: zac@comcen.com.au w: www.level21.net ================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 02:28:27 +1000 From: Zac Ariel Subject: Re[2]: [oztori] [ozmaddz] "Human Nature" question Tuesday, December 18, 2001, 1:00:04 PM, Zac muttered: ZA> Tuesday, December 18, 2001, 11:53:39 AM, AndrewR muttered: A>> Can someone tell me where the "I'm not your bitch don't lay your shit on A>> me" part comes in "Human Nature" I'm SURE it's missing on the second Maddy A>> Best of... Am I just missing it? yes, yes you are missing it. we had ghv2 on at work, and i was listening for it. it skips that line entirely... which kinda takes away the entire impact of the song, but hey. zac ================================================== zac ariel - web junkie m: 0414 229 299 e: zac@comcen.com.au w: www.level21.net ================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 00:35:38 +0800 From: "ennui" Subject: RE: [oztori] Miss Merchant Hey hay hy h h Mister Gee scrivened// >Hi all!!! >Renee and I and probably Jason (remember Jase?) are going to see Natalie >Merchant next year in Jan - tix are on sale tomorrow. Was wondering if >anyone else was going/interested in going/or not ;) >Let me/us know - we could make a day of it or something! I *presume* that this is an Eastern states only savin. Well I *hope* that you will *enjoy* your *selves* (no, wait that should have been one word). This had better not become the norm with touring bands or I'll be pretty pissed off - and the one thing you don't want to meet in a dark alley is a pissed off apathetic whatever thingy or I don't even care now, my CDs are just as good as live... Bye buy by b b And a Merry Christmas to all/ ennui [ notgoingtoseeharrypotter ] _ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2001 13:34:18 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: RE: [oztori] "I'm Holly's bitch, only she can hang her shit on m e " Holly Williamson wrote: > I bet I'm bigger than you. But if the fight is > over Nath, don't > bother: he's yours, babe. You're just saying that to make it look as if you're in control. You're not. We know you're secretly obsessing over me as you speak :) > I went and saw Harry Potter again last night... and > left floating on > the Snape-vibes. Oh - my - goodness - I - have - > the - biggest - crush - on > - him. I think it's the menacing baddy side of > him... he gives off the > impression of being an antagonistic slime, but he's > NOT! Erm... That sounds like an awful lot like me Hols - just ask lil dan ;) You like him because he reminds you of *ME*. Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2001 16:49:02 -0500 From: Subject: Re: RE: [oztori] Nathan R wrote: > You're just saying that to make it look as if you're > in control. You're not. We know you're secretly > obsessing over me as you speak :) I'm obsessing over you so much that I'm flying down to stalk you. :) /nm {actually, I'm just coming down to get some TimTams} ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 10:33:18 +1100 From: "Nathan Cyran" Subject: [oztori] IRC Help! What's our OzTori IRC Server. I've only just d'loaded the program and have NFI how to use it. Any tips would be useful. Nath Visit My Website http://come.to/nathspage ICQ:61587649 "I wish I could read their minds, but they're all written in nitwit." _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 10:50:54 +1000 From: "Nerida Hooykaas" Subject: Re: [oztori] Miss Merchant ennui: > ennui [ notgoingtoseeharrypotter ] Neri: notgoingtoseeharrypottereither MY GOD PEOPLE! I haven't checked email for a few days and I get on list and there are over 60 emails from you lot, most of 'em about Harry Potter....what's up with that? =8O) *is waiting for LOTR* fuck Harry Potter =P Love Neri =8O) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2001 18:07:59 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: [oztori] harry-fuckers, just like my oztori Neri wrote: "fuck Harry Potter =P" i'm sure certain list members wouldn't be averse to that proposition ;) l'il dan ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 12:15:36 +1000 From: "Nerida Hooykaas" Subject: Re: [oztori] harry-fuckers, just like my oztori Lil Dan wrote: > Neri wrote: > > "fuck Harry Potter =P" > > i'm sure certain list members wouldn't be averse to > that proposition ;) > > l'il dan oh gross! can anyone say pedophile??? =P i SO knew that I shouldn't have said the "fuck Harry Potter" bit lol....doh! it's just that...i'm so over Harry Potter...he is a lil twerp..so there =P Neri =8O) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 12:43:37 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] So is she coming to Brisbane or NOT!?! So does anyone know if Natalie Merchant is coming to Brisbane or not!?! She was coming on her last tour - that was cancelled. BASTARDS - it's those fucking promoters... Michael Coppoll or what ever the fuck - there are only about two of them. BASTARDS. Please let me know - or more swearing will ensue... actually either way ;o) Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 12:50:28 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] harry-fuckers, just like my oztori At 18:07 19/12/2001 -0800, Dan Stapleton wrote: >Neri wrote: > >"fuck Harry Potter =P" > >i'm sure certain list members wouldn't be averse to >that proposition ;) > >l'il dan Well isn't he about your age Li'l Kim... err Dan! ;o) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 12:56:49 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] Nissy Nisternaenor Neri At 10:50 20/12/2001 +1000, Nerida "Claim's she's not a Gold Coast meter-maid" Hooykaas wrote: >ennui: > >> ennui [ notgoingtoseeharrypotter ] > >Neri: notgoingtoseeharrypottereither > >MY GOD PEOPLE! I haven't checked email for a few days and I get on list and >there are over 60 emails from you lot, most of 'em about Harry >Potter....what's up with that? =8O) > >*is waiting for LOTR* fuck Harry Potter =P > Harry Potter was a fun movie - it was good... as I said I had no preconceptions... The Lord of the Rings on the otherhand - I am absolutely salivating over! I nearly wet my pants earlier when I saw a clip on the TV (I taped Roswell) and it showed the black riders being trounced by the river horses near Rivendell/Imladris!!!! WOW! Just how I envisioned it! Can I ask Harry Potter fans here - did the movie live up to your expectations - i.e. how you saw it in your mind? Just wondering. It look visually stunning - I like the stair-well and the dining hall! >Love Neri =8O) Do we HAVE to!?! ;o) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 12:59:30 +1000 From: "Nerida Hooykaas" Subject: Re: [oztori] Nissy Nisternaenor Neri Andrew R wrote: > At 10:50 20/12/2001 +1000, Nerida "Claim's she's not a Gold Coast > meter-maid" Hooykaas wrote: yes I am not....*shudder*..never seen one up here...saw 'em on tele a few years back and that's all..very very GLAD i haven't seen one up here lol > >ennui: > > > >> ennui [ notgoingtoseeharrypotter ] > > > >Neri: notgoingtoseeharrypottereither > > > >MY GOD PEOPLE! I haven't checked email for a few days and I get on list and > >there are over 60 emails from you lot, most of 'em about Harry > >Potter....what's up with that? =8O) > > > >*is waiting for LOTR* fuck Harry Potter =P > > > Harry Potter was a fun movie - it was good... as I said I had no > preconceptions... no preconceptions here....just not interested....he is a little twerp...=P > The Lord of the Rings on the otherhand - I am absolutely salivating over! I > nearly wet my pants earlier when I saw a clip on the TV (I taped Roswell) > and it showed the black riders being trounced by the river horses near > Rivendell/Imladris!!!! WOW! Just how I envisioned it! OMG I KNOW!! i am about 3/4 of the way through book one atm and its great so far! > >Love Neri =8O) > > Do we HAVE to!?! ;o) yes, yes you do damnit =P NERI =8O) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2001 19:05:18 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] Your best friend Larry has a brother Harry (Potter), in five days from now he's gonna marry [line from Young MC's "Bust a Move" - released 1989, although not a hit here until it was re-released in 1990 where it went all the way to #1] Nerida Hooykaas wrote: > ennui: > > > ennui [ notgoingtoseeharrypotter ] > > Neri: notgoingtoseeharrypottereither Nathan: thelastmovieiwenttoseewasamericanpieinoctober1999lolexfriendofmineconvincedmetogo-idontreallylikemovies. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2001 19:06:55 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] harry-fuckers, just like my oztori Nerida Hooykaas wrote: > Lil Dan wrote: > > > Neri wrote: > > > > "fuck Harry Potter =P" > > > > i'm sure certain list members wouldn't be averse > to > > that proposition ;) > > > > l'il dan > > oh gross! can anyone say pedophile??? =P lil dan is too young to be a pAedophile (ditch the American spelling, hon)... unless we are talking about embryos ;) Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 13:27:19 +1000 From: Zac Ariel Subject: Re: [oztori] IRC Help! Thursday, December 20, 2001, 9:33:18 AM, Nathan muttered: NC> What's our OzTori IRC Server. I've only just d'loaded the program and have NC> NFI how to use it. Any tips would be useful. if you're using mirc, look for OzOrg in the server list. these commands might be useful, tho: /server client.oz.org /join #oztori zac ================================================== zac ariel - web junkie m: 0414 229 299 e: zac@comcen.com.au w: www.level21.net ================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 13:31:50 +1000 From: Zac Ariel Subject: Re: [oztori] Nissy Nisternaenor Neri Thursday, December 20, 2001, 12:56:49 PM, AndrewR muttered: A> Can I ask Harry Potter fans here - did the movie live up to your A> expectations - i.e. how you saw it in your mind? Just wondering. It look A> visually stunning - I like the stair-well and the dining hall! not exactly. they covered the book pretty well, though mrs dursley wasn't bitchy enough, dudley wasn't fat enough, snape wasn't melodramatic enough .. etc.. all in all, i think they did a good job. my main gripe was that they didn't cover enough of the book - probably due to cutting the film down - me wannum see the "full" version, if such a version exists. zac ================================================== zac ariel - web junkie m: 0414 229 299 e: zac@comcen.com.au w: www.level21.net ================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 14:58:17 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Bevan=20Burkin?= Subject: [oztori] come stand next to me you fine fellow --- Nathan R wrote: > > > ennui [ notgoingtoseeharrypotter ] > > > > Neri: notgoingtoseeharrypottereither > This whole Harry Potter thing is fascinating. Horray for kids reading books I say. I haven't read it. Know fuck all about it. Have the bubble bath. Ohhhh, Fuck Harry w/ Harry Bubbles? OKAY I'm sure there are some people who can't handle this side of my sense of humour so I'll stop right now! *giggles* > Nathan: thelastmovieiwenttoseewasamericanpieinoctober1999lolexfriendofmineconvincedmetogo-idontreallylikemovies. FUCKING DON'T DO THAT MAN!! itreallyhurtsmyeyesespeciallywhenyoucantputthewordstogetherevenharderifsomebodygoesintostreamofconciousness. Don't just stand there, bust a move . . . Bevan http://greetings.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Greetings - - Send your festive greetings online! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 15:25:07 +1100 From: Daniel G Subject: Re: [oztori] Miss Merchant According to ticketmaster, only Vic and NSW. And I think we have an OzTori record for # of uses of the work fuck. xoxo Dan At 12:18 AM 20/12/01 +1000, you wrote: >At 21:06 19/12/2001 +1100, Daniel G wrote: > >Hi all!!! > >Renee and I and probably Jason (remember Jase?) are going to see Natalie > >Merchant next year in Jan - tix are on sale tomorrow. Was wondering if > >anyone else was going/interested in going/or not ;) > >Let me/us know - we could make a day of it or something! > >FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! > >FUCK! > >Is she coming to brisbane!?! Tickets on sale TOMORROW!?!?!?!?!? OMG OMG OMG >OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! > >*cries* please someone answer > >*heart... is... skipping... beats...* > >HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP > >Maybe I might come on down!?! HELLLLLLLP! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have a fish nailed to a cross on my apartment wall It sings to me with glassy eyes and quotes from Kafka. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OzTori - http://www.oztori.org For all your Australasian Tori Amos needs. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2001 21:44:05 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] Re: come stand next to me you fine fellow Bevan Burkin wrote: > Fuck Harry w/ Harry Bubbles? Sounds like something Michael Jackson would be into. Harry is probably also "just the right age" for him too. > Don't just stand there, bust a move . . . Bevan, I must correct you - your e-mail should have been titled "Come SIT next to me you fine fellow". Shame on you for not being 'up' with your Young MC lyrics ;) Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2001 22:57:24 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: [oztori] The 2001 oztories! it's that time of year, folks - the 1st annual Oztori awards - the Oztories! everyone be sure to cast your vote by posting to the list! l'il dan 1) FAVORITE THREAD OF THE YEAR? 2) FAVORITE TORI-RELATED HAPPENING OF THE YEAR? (yes, there have been some! this can be on oztori or off it) 3) SEXIEST LIST MEMBER? 4) CUTEST LIST MEMBER? 5) THE IDEAL OZTORI COUPLE WOULD BE: happy voting! . ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 18:23:12 +1030 From: "Li" Subject: Re: [oztori] The 2001 oztories! > 1) FAVORITE THREAD OF THE YEAR? Quizzes! Because everyone joins in! > 2) FAVORITE TORI-RELATED HAPPENING OF THE YEAR? (yes, > there have been some! this can be on oztori or off it) Rumours that she'll tour Australia soon. Um, and that she released a new album! That was good. And the shows she's done have seemed tres cool. > 3) SEXIEST LIST MEMBER? Boy or girl? To be fair I'll go with a girl (which incidentally, is the only person I can remember seeing...........!) Holly! She's dead sexy (in the words of fat bastard). > 4) CUTEST LIST MEMBER? Little Dan because he's so little... > 5) THE IDEAL OZTORI COUPLE WOULD BE: Nathan and Roozi! They'd level each other out. :) 6) FUNNIEST PERSON ON OZTORI Nathan. Mind you, he's the only person that really attempts to be. 7) PERSON ON OZTORI YOU'D MOST LIKE TO ROOT Roozi! haha. Just because he has such a cool name. And Dan G too, all that power..... :) ta da. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2001 23:50:50 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] The 2001 oztories! - --- Li wrote: > > 2) FAVORITE TORI-RELATED HAPPENING OF THE YEAR? > And the shows she's done have > seemed tres cool. bwahahaha.... they were ;) > > 4) CUTEST LIST MEMBER? > > Little Dan because he's so little... awwww...... you wouldn't say that if you saw my new skinhead haircut, LMAO. > > 5) THE IDEAL OZTORI COUPLE WOULD BE: > > Nathan and Roozi! They'd level each other out. :) ::shrieks!:: NOT MY NAYTH!!!!! > 7) PERSON ON OZTORI YOU'D MOST LIKE TO ROOT > > Roozi! haha. Just because he has such a cool name. what about his immense sexual prowess? ;) l'il dan ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2001 23:56:29 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] The 2001 oztories! Well, I've not received the e-mail yet in my in-box that Li is quoting below (yes, Yahoo is fucked), so I'll just make do with hers: - --- Li wrote: > > 1) FAVORITE THREAD OF THE YEAR? ??? Buggered if I can remember. > > 2) FAVORITE TORI-RELATED HAPPENING OF THE YEAR? > (yes, > > there have been some! this can be on oztori or off > it) Um? Again I can't think of any. Oh.. her live cover of "Please Come To Boston" is 'tres' nice :) "'cause I'm the number one fan of a man from Tennesse".. lol how corny. Also, "Real Men" and "After All" are nice songs. > > 3) SEXIEST LIST MEMBER? Gawd you're *all* so sex-ay.. how does one choose? :P > > 4) CUTEST LIST MEMBER? Sexy/cute... is there a difference? Ennui & Andrew R's posts occasionally bring a dimpled-smile to my face. So maybe them. > > 5) THE IDEAL OZTORI COUPLE WOULD BE: Dan H & Roozi.... or Dan H & lil dan ;) Or BINDY & myself ;) li wrote: > Nathan and Roozi! They'd level each other out. :) Please explain! > 6) FUNNIEST PERSON ON OZTORI Andrew Darwin (unintentionally funny - for all his traffic/driving mishaps & thinking Roozi was a woman!) li wrote: > Nathan. Mind you, he's the only person that really > attempts to be. Awww you're just saying that to suck up b/c I sent you those CD's :) > 7) PERSON ON OZTORI YOU'D MOST LIKE TO ROOT Dan G - gotta always aim for the top :) (j/k you are safe Dan). Roozi - to see what all the fuss is about ;) lil dan - to get a criminal record for doing so ;) Li & Jas (3some) - to see how the "other half" live ;) And besides, they both owe me big favours for sending them b-sides discs for free. Pam - the bondage chick... well, who wouldn't want to? Holly - I imagine it would be one big sex-fight Dan H - I could imagine a big cream-pie role-play thang Andrew D - who I would like to blow whilst he is driving & in the middle of getting yet another traffic ticket for speeding. Dylan - in drag as Tori: if you can't get the real thing (ie, Tori), you may as well take the next best option ;) BINDY - cuz I wuv her.. awwwwwwwwww. Nerida - anyone whose surname is basically 'Hooker Ass' can't be all that bad in the sack. I can't narrow it down to just one sorry. li wrote: > Roozi! haha. Just because he has such a cool name. Hahaha you're right! 'Twould be such a novelty to scream out "OH, ROOZI!" > And Dan G too, all that > power..... :) Twisted minds think alike :) Meanwhile.. I'm damn pissed off I spent AGES waiting for the late Kirsty MacColl's "Walking Down Madison" tune to download from Audio Galaxy... and it's nothing like the original I remember hearing in 1991. Sounds like some sped-up remix with a rap (!) in the middle. Damn. Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V1 #298 ****************************