From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V1 #296 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Tuesday, December 18 2001 Volume 01 : Number 296 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] You don't need my husky voice girl, you have your own [Nathan R ] [oztori] 1900-NAYTH (Naughty Adult Yummy Talk Hotline) [Nathan R ] [oztori] Have a seat while I wow you with my info [Dan Stapleton ] Re: [oztori] hooray for law degrees. [Nathan R ] [oztori] [ozmaddz] "Human Nature" question [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] [ozmaddz] "Human Nature" question [Nathan R ] [oztori] IRC ["Dylan Plant" ] Re: [oztori] IRC [Nathan R ] RE: [oztori] "I'm Holly's bitch, only she can hang her shit on me " [Holl] RE: [oztori] "I'm Holly's bitch, only she can hang her shit on me " [Nat] RE: [oztori] "I'm Holly's bitch, only she can hang her shit on m e " [Ho] RE: [oztori] Hand me my... er, PVC? ["Dylan Plant" Subject: [oztori] You don't need my husky voice girl, you have your own Daniel G wrote: > I actually find a husky voice like Marianne > Faithfull's quite sexy. *smokes a cigar* Yes they can be. Although not terribly good for your vocal cords ;) I just had a really croaky one a second ago, but it's gone.. dammit! It's dropped about an octave... I'm going to start singing "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" (Crash Test Dummies' tune from 1994 - singer had very deep voice) any second now to celebrate the fact. > Compare > her original version of "As Tears Go By" with her > 1995(?) one...ignore > style and production and the 1995 one is still MUCH > better IMHO. Whatever. You can't go past Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" for a great gravel voice. Or the original Bette Davis Eyes. > And its okay Nayth, your secret is safe with me ;P > xoxo > Dan ;) > > ps - no he's not marianne faithfull's voice double > or anything like that in > case you were wondering lmao. I probably could be, y'know. Tori content - could Tori have been referring to Marianne Faithful in "Marianne"? Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 00:21:17 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] 1900-NAYTH (Naughty Adult Yummy Talk Hotline) I'm in #oztori as we speak. *spoken in sleazy voice* "Give me a call" ;) Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 00:38:49 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: [oztori] Nayth should be so locked up. - --- Nathan R wrote: > But hell.. do you even *know* that song? It came > out > when you were fucking aged *ONE*, lil dan! (Jan > 1988) > - well just before you turned 2. i may be young, but i'm not stupid (waits for barrage of disagreeing e-mails). > I'm sure you could both have a lovely daddy/son > role-playing relationship.. lmao. can't wait. no, really. "oh, roozi, i mean, daddy... ;)" > *emphysemic cough* (yes, I'm still 'crook' in case > you forgot) how could any of us? you're digging as deep as you possibly can for sympathy. l'il dan ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 19:39:26 +1100 From: Daniel G Subject: Re: [oztori] 1900-NAYTH (Naughty Adult Yummy Talk Hotline) >I'm in #oztori as we speak. Damn! I haven't re-downloaded mIRC... Nayth "Paragon of all things Perverted" R said: "Whatever. You can't go past Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" for a great gravel voice. Or the original Bette Davis Eyes." Yes. Very true. Although the clip for "Total Eclipse..." is so amazinly cheezy 80's its not funny and is beyond amusingly kitsch (sp?). "Tori content - could Tori have been referring to Marianne Faithful in "Marianne"?" No. Unless there is some freaky channelling going on (or it really IS you) she released an album recently... I fart in the general direction at your pitiful attempt at Tori content, and it's mother smells of elderberries!* xoxo Dan ;) *I don't care if I've misquoted, if you know what I'm talking about to realise that I've misquoted it then just laugh at the intent (or not if you don't find it funny) and move on. Unless you're Nayth in which case its your God-given duty to pick on small mistakes^. ^Remember - I can do whatever I like to you on this list. *grin* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have a fish nailed to a cross on my apartment wall It sings to me with glassy eyes and quotes from Kafka. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OzTori - http://www.oztori.org For all your Australasian Tori Amos needs. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 00:41:12 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] You don't need my husky voice girl, you have your own - --- Nathan R gushed: > I just had a really croaky one a second ago, but > it's > gone.. dammit! It's dropped about an octave... . when factoring in your usual shrill girly's squeak, it ain't saying much. > Tori content - could Tori have been referring to > Marianne Faithful in "Marianne"? no. l'il dan ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 00:43:35 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: [oztori] 1900 NAYTH SUCKS (literally) Nayth dribbled: "I'm in #oztori as we speak. *spoken in sleazy voice* "Give me a call" ;)" oh, somebody please restrain me. l'il dan (*pout* THIS is the punishment you get for spurning my advances, mr. R ;) ) ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 10:20:52 -0000 From: "Rachael Chrisp" Subject: [oztori] bahasa indonesia Date: Sun, 16 Dec 2001 17:50:01 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Selamat Siang Bindy Lauper/ Double Serpent wrote: >> Apa Kabar, Nathan > Baik-baik saja! >> I studied Bahasa Indonesia for 3yrs. Have no idea >> why! > I studied it for 5. argh... i did it for 2 in year 7 and 8. i failed it miserably because i always copied my friends work. the funny thing was, i got the higher marks, because the teacher thought i was marina, and marina was me. :) i cant believe i still remember some words. in other news, does anyone want to offer me a job? ive only got #11.41 left... :/ rachael xxxx ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 02:38:32 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: [oztori] Have a seat while I wow you with my info okay, on the whole 'was Take to the Sky the earliest LE song?' thing: i got some info from a confidential source (:P) that it was indeed the first track written after YKTR, and as we know, it was on the first demo tape (which my source OWNS, along w/ the second demo - disproving the whole 'only Neil has a tori demo tape' theory) entitled Russia (as we know also). so there ya go. l'il dan ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 02:40:02 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] You took my love, you took my MONEY Rachael Chrisp wrote: > in other news, does anyone want to offer me a job? > ive only got #11.41 > left... :/ I want to be your money slave. Forward me your bank details off list and I'll start sendin' you my hard-earned dough. Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 02:42:54 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Have a seat while I wow you with my info Dan Stapleton wrote: > okay, on the whole 'was Take to the Sky the earliest > LE song?' thing: i got some info from a confidential > source (:P) that it was indeed the first track > written > after YKTR, and as we know, it was on the first demo > tape See, Nayth knows best :) > (which my source OWNS, along w/ the second demo > - > disproving the whole 'only Neil has a tori demo > tape' > theory) entitled Russia (as we know also). Bullshit! Nobody has "Learn to Fly".. And if your confidential source DOES.. then what favours (sexual or otherwise) are required to hear this lost tune? Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 02:49:49 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] Have a seat while I wow you with my info - --- Nathan R wrote: > Bullshit! Nobody has "Learn to Fly".. And if your > confidential source DOES.. then what favours (sexual > or otherwise) are required to hear this lost tune? you're right - neither of the tapes contains learn to fly ;) they are pretty much the final LE line-up, with Russia and Dutchman, from memory. l'il dan ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 22:37:02 +1100 From: "riot poofter" Subject: Re: [oztori] hooray for law degrees. >Guess Roozi's law degree came in useful for something. i don't have a law degree, and i probably never will. i have done less than 1/3 of a law degree!! and for anyone who cares i have *finally* decided what i'm doing next year, namely hons in history (thesis on migrant experience in australian cinema). xx Roozi ps i do have lots of friends who are lawyers though LOL _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2001 07:47:53 +1100 From: "Dan" Subject: [oztori] Melbourne Christma Get Together Hi All, I've received two responses so far, so I guess that means a Christmas Meet is ancelled due to lack of interest. Merms. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 12:46:34 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] hooray for law degrees. Roozi "I am not a lawyer!" riot poofter wrote: > i don't have a law degree, and i probably never > will. Well I am not likely to ever have one either if that's any consolation ;) > and for anyone who cares i have *finally* decided > what i'm doing next year, > namely hons in history (thesis on migrant experience > in australian cinema). Wow. Can I read it when it's finished? > xx Roozi Now surely there's a third 'x' missing there :) > ps i do have lots of friends who are lawyers though > LOL "You seemed ashamed, ashamed that I was A good friend of Australian lawyers" :P to poke fun at a Tori lyric. I'm sure the lawyer friends would come in handy though - - I mean, how could you not be in total awe at those sexy wigs they wear? Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 13:00:53 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Melbourne Christma Get Together Dan wrote: > Hi All, > > I've received two responses so far, so I guess that > means a Christmas Meet is > ancelled due to lack of interest. You could always have a gruesome twosome. Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2001 11:39:49 +1000 From: "Double Serpent" Subject: [oztori] Kylie poison. Dan Stapleton wrote: >i've been flirting with you for a loooong time.... >you >just don't want to notice me :( *sniff* Nathan's frightening comment was: >That sounds too close for comfort to a line from Kylie >Minogue's "I Should Be So Lucky": >"and I would come a-runnin' to give you all my loving >If one day you would notice me" :P Bindy's opinion: How is it, Nathan, that you have this song floating in your head in the first place to be able to pluck a line out and link it with an everyday phrase?? Get help NOW! Sampai Bertemu Lagi is See Ya Later. It's an Indo slang thing. Bye then ~Bindy _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2001 11:53:39 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] [ozmaddz] "Human Nature" question Can someone tell me where the "I'm not your bitch don't lay your shit on me" part comes in "Human Nature" I'm SURE it's missing on the second Maddy Best of... Am I just missing it? ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 Jul 1989 12:07:31 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Probably first ever mention of Tori on the internet At 17:54 16/12/2001 -0800, Nathan R wrote: >_______________________________________________________ > >Where were YOU on the night of July 18th, 1989? ;) > > >Nathan. Exactly 12 years ago!?! Well I would have had U/11 rugby training from 3:30-4:30 then I would have gone home and watched the Afternoon show with Michael Tunn... then dinner then probably did my homework and read "The Chronicles of Prydain" before going to bed at 9:30 I guess? (Grade 5). Oh was that a RHETORICAL question!?! I guess this was probably the day of the 17th depending on where this person was ;o) ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 18:07:33 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] [ozmaddz] "Human Nature" question - --- AndrewR wrote: > Can someone tell me where the "I'm not your bitch > don't lay your shit on > me" part comes in "Human Nature" I'm SURE it's > missing on the second Maddy > Best of... Am I just missing it? i've only heard this song once, when i was very young (nathan, you can work it out) - but it seared itself into my mind. isn't it, "i'm not your bitch don't HANG your shit on me"? even if it's not, that's how my youthful brain interperated it, and i think it sounds better that way :P l'il dan ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2001 13:00:04 +1000 From: Zac Ariel Subject: Re: [oztori] [ozmaddz] "Human Nature" question Tuesday, December 18, 2001, 11:53:39 AM, AndrewR muttered: A> Can someone tell me where the "I'm not your bitch don't lay your shit on A> me" part comes in "Human Nature" I'm SURE it's missing on the second Maddy A> Best of... Am I just missing it? the lyrics: (express yourself don't repress yourself) you wouldn't let me say the words i longed to say you didn't want to see life through my eyes you tried to shove me back inside your narrow room and silence me with bitterness and lies did i say something wrong? oops, i didn't know i couldn't talk about sex - (i musta been crazy) did i stay too long? oops, i didn't know i couldn't speak my mind - (what was i thinking) i'm not sorry - (i'm not sorry) it's human nature - (it's human nature) i'm not sorry - (i'm not sorry) i'm not your bitch don't hang your shit on me - (it's human nature) you punished me for telling you my fantasies i'm breaking all the rules i didn't make you took my words and made a trap for silly fools you held me down and tried to make me break did i say something true? oops, i didn't know i couldn't talk about sex - (i musta been crazy) did i have a point of view? oops, i didn't know i couldn't talk about you - (what was i thinking) chorus. repeat lots. - -- before anyone asks, it's copied from the cd booklet. in the case of something being missing, the single version was censored - the blue rinse crew evidently couldn't handle the work "bitch" or the word "shit" in a top 40 song. how much it was censored i can't remember. *shrug* all i remember of the single was the video clip. madonna does whips n' leather n' stilettos gooooooood. zac ================================================== zac ariel - web junkie m: 0414 229 299 e: zac@comcen.com.au w: www.level21.net ================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2001 13:07:16 +1000 From: "Nerida Hooykaas" Subject: Re: [oztori] [ozmaddz] "Human Nature" question Hi All, > --- AndrewR wrote: > > Can someone tell me where the "I'm not your bitch > > don't lay your shit on > > me" part comes in "Human Nature" I'm SURE it's > > missing on the second Maddy > > Best of... Am I just missing it? Lil Dan then wrote: > i've only heard this song once, when i was very young > (nathan, you can work it out) - but it seared itself > into my mind. isn't it, "i'm not your bitch don't HANG > your shit on me"? Yes, yes it is. Trust me on that one.....I'm a huge Maddy fan and I don't get these things wrong....tee hee =P Anyways, in regards to where it comes in: "And i'm not sorry, (i'm not sorry) it's human nature, (its human nature)..and I'm not sorry (i'm not sorry), I'm not your bitch don't hang your shit on me (it's human nature)" If that doesn't answer yer question....well.....tough...=P I haven't got GHV2 yet cause I can't afford it damnit, but I WAS told that it was the radio edit version of the song, so, therefore, I'd say it would sound something like "I'm not your ____ don't hang your _____ on me" with pauses in it....although, I havent heard it, and maybe the radio edit just doesn't even contain that line? Actually I don't think it does......so, maybe that's why you aren't hearing it? Love Neri =8O) ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 21:04:12 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Kylie poison. Firstly Bindz... I read your subject heading as "Kylie Positions"! lol.. What an interesting topic for discussion *that* would make. > Bindy's opinion: > How is it, Nathan, that you have this song floating > in your head in the > first place to be able to pluck a line out and link > it with an everyday > phrase?? Get help NOW! lol. "Things are getting de-desperate", when I'm told I need therapy from someone on THIS list! :) "She says all she needs is therapy All you need is Kylie is all you need" Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 21:08:33 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] [ozmaddz] "Human Nature" question Nerida "Nathan can hardly resist the temptation to poke fun at my surname" Hooykaas wrote: > Yes, yes it is. Trust me on that one.....I'm a huge > Maddy fan and I don't > get these things wrong....tee hee =P Wow - both you and lil dan were right! *small miricals do happen* > I haven't got GHV2 yet cause I can't afford it > damnit, but I WAS told that > it was the radio edit version of the song, so, > therefore, I'd say it would > sound something like "I'm not your ____ don't hang > your _____ on me" with > pauses in it.... Fill in the blanks with door-slams - that was the radio edit they used for the video... Although I do recall a version which just repeated "and I'm not sorry, It's human nature" instead played on radio in '95. Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2001 15:18:05 +1000 From: Holly Williamson Subject: RE: [oztori] [ozmaddz] "Human Nature" question Nathan piked up with: > Wow - both you and lil dan were right! *small > miricals do happen* > To which I reply: Do you mean 'miracles'? Oh Nath, I wish I could flirt with you, but smart ass, sarcastic comments are all I can muster at the moment. Sorry! Hols ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 21:53:59 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] "I'm Holly's bitch, only she can hang her shit on me" Holly "when God gave brains out, I thought they were songs, and asked for one with no lyrics" Williamson wrote: > Nathan piked up with: Oh I thought you were going to say "PICKED up". > > Wow - both you and lil dan were right! *small > > miricals do happen* > > > To which I reply: > Do you mean 'miracles'? Er, I didn't ask a question, so you're not stictly 'replying' :P > Oh Nath, I wish I could flirt with you, but smart > ass, sarcastic > comments are all I can muster at the moment. OK let's ditch the nastiness and just *FLIRT* bay-bee. Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 22:10:43 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] Hand me my... er, PVC? Zac Ariel wrote: *snip Human Nature by Madonna lyrics* You didn't include the best lines she whispers near the end of that song: "You're the one with the problem Why don't you just deal with it!" and "Would it sound better if I were a man? Would you like me better if I was?" They are total kick-ass lines! > all i remember of the single was the video clip. > madonna does whips n' > leather n' stilettos gooooooood. Erm, 'twas PVC. My fave part was when she had the big boofy black hair when she spanks the chihauhau with the whip... Ooo-er kinky! Wonder what the poor (lucky?) dog was thinking. Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2001 17:23:54 +1100 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: [oztori] IRC OK, have finally managed to connect after about 300 attempts...and there's no one in there!!! So get off your asses and onto IRC!!!! Dylan PS Just to keep Nayth happen...Vote for Tori on the Net 50!!!!! LOL...sorry lil dan. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 22:30:09 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] IRC Dylan "nuclear power" Plant wrote: > OK, have finally managed to connect after about 300 > attempts...and > there's no one in there!!! So get off your asses and > onto IRC!!!! > Dylan > PS Just to keep Nayth happen...Vote for Tori on the > Net 50!!!!! > LOL...sorry lil dan. OK Dyllz.. Let's face it. YOU being in the IRC room is not nearly going to draw as many people in there as ME being there ;) So I'm there atm if anyone wants to come and fight. Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2001 16:47:12 +1000 From: Holly Williamson Subject: RE: [oztori] "I'm Holly's bitch, only she can hang her shit on me " > > To which I reply: > > Do you mean 'miracles'? > > Er, I didn't ask a question, so you're not stictly > 'replying' :P > Well, it's lucky I didn't 'ANSWER' you then, because I believe that's the context you are placing my use of 'reply' in. I thought you went to university? I thought you were a speech therapist!? How wrong I am! Nathan "lecherous" R then wrote: > OK let's ditch the nastiness and just *FLIRT* bay-bee. > OK, you can start. Has everybody viewed the Harry Potter movie yet? Am I the only person who has a massive, heart-wrenching CRUSH on Snape, aka Alan Rickman in this? OMFG, he is the hottest piece of flesh I've seen in a loooooooong time! So sexy, the voice, the robes, the body, the height, the hair, god, my god, I love him.... LOOOVE him. I even had a dirty, *real* dirty dream about him on Sunday night. Isn't that great? Nath, you don't look like Snape do you? Because by all means, I'll flirt and flirt if you do... :-) Hols. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 22:49:39 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: RE: [oztori] "I'm Holly's bitch, only she can hang her shit on me " Holly "I only pretend to be mean to Nathan so as to make myself more appealing to his twisted tastes" Williamson wrote: > > > To which I reply: > > > Do you mean 'miracles'? > > > > Er, I didn't ask a question, so you're not stictly > > 'replying' :P > > > Well, it's lucky I didn't 'ANSWER' you then, > because I believe > that's the context you are placing my use of 'reply' > in. I thought you went > to university? Nah - I just hired a body double to sit my exams :) > I thought you were a speech > therapist!? How wrong I am! There's nothing wrong with my speech (except I have a very husky voice atm which is fading in and out). My TYPING skills, however.... ;) Also, you didn't noticed that I mis-typed "strictly" as 'stricty' above.. *shame shame - a missed opportunity for you to bag me further* > I even had a dirty, *real* dirty dream about him on > Sunday night. > > Isn't that great? I think you just killed the flirting with those comments, Hols. > Nath, you don't look like Snape do you? Because by > all means, I'll > flirt and flirt if you do... I haven't the foggiest idea who/what Snape is, so can't comment. Although presumably there will be some uncanny similarities between Snape and myself, ie: We probably both have 2 eyes, a nose, a mouth, shoulders, a head, limbs, a chest, stand upright, breathe oxygen, etc. Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2001 17:06:06 +1000 From: Holly Williamson Subject: RE: [oztori] "I'm Holly's bitch, only she can hang her shit on m e " Nathan "I just don't know how wrong I am when I say that Holly pretends to be nasty to me to try and appeal with my twisted, bitter tastes" R snickered: > > I even had a dirty, *real* dirty dream about him on > > Sunday night. > > > > Isn't that great? > > I think you just killed the flirting with those > comments, Hols. > Why? I don't understand how those comments could kill all interest! What? > > > Nath, you don't look like Snape do you? Because by > > all means, I'll > > flirt and flirt if you do... > > I haven't the foggiest idea who/what Snape is, so > can't comment. > Oh-ho, well, if you saw the Harry Potter movie, you'd KNOW who Snape is all right! The bloody sexiest person in the entire movie... and it's kind of strange to think they'd put someone that sexually attractive in what is traditionally meant to be a 'children's' movie... but who am I to question? I'll just quietly sit here and daydream/fantasise/whatever. > Although presumably there will be some uncanny > similarities between Snape and myself, ie: > We probably both have 2 eyes, a nose, a mouth, > shoulders, a head, limbs, a chest, stand upright, > breathe oxygen, etc. > I thought you had two heads??? Or is that my dyslexia (or similar disease) playing up again...? Nice try though. Hols. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2001 18:06:19 +1100 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: RE: [oztori] Hand me my... er, PVC? NR>My fave part was when she had the big boofy black hair NR>when she spanks the chihauhau with the whip... Ooo-er NR>kinky! NR>Wonder what the poor (lucky?) dog was thinking. I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky? Dylan.... Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 23:08:39 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: RE: [oztori] "I'm Holly's bitch, only she can hang her shit on me " - --- Holly Williamson wrote: > Nath, you don't look like Snape do you? Because by > all means, I'll > flirt and flirt if you do... you'll have to fight me for him, bitch. l'il dan ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2001 17:20:41 +1000 From: Holly Williamson Subject: RE: [oztori] "I'm Holly's bitch, only she can hang her shit on m e " I wrote: > > Nath, you don't look like Snape do you? Because by > > all means, I'll > > flirt and flirt if you do... > To which Lil Dan growled in reply: > you'll have to fight me for him, bitch. > Don't worry, Lil Dan, I said I'll flirt if he looks like SNAPE from Harry Potter. Somehow, I doubt there is even a smidge of likeness. This means YOU get first grab at Nath R, so ease up, charger, all is well! Hols. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 23:19:50 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: RE: [oztori] "I'm Holly's bitch, only she can hang her shit on me " - --- Nathan 'what's hAPPening to my voice? and my balls! they're dropping!' R wrote: > There's nothing wrong with my speech (except I have > a > very husky voice atm which is fading in and out). hehe, it's rather sexy, actually.... (he sounds pubescent :P .... a turn on for some, no doubt) l'il dan ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 23:31:00 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] "You don't need my voice girl, you already have that which should have been given to lil dan" Dan "young enough to be Nayth's lovechild" Stapleton wrote: > --- Nathan 'what's hAPPening to my voice? and my > balls! they're dropping!' R > wrote: > > > There's nothing wrong with my speech (except I > have > > a > > very husky voice atm which is fading in and out). > > hehe, it's rather sexy, actually.... (he sounds > pubescent :P .... a turn on for some, no doubt) Yeah well I've got the voice YOU should have for your age Dan ;) Maybe our voices/bodies were experimentally switched at birth. Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 23:43:19 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: RE: [oztori] "I'm Holly's bitch, only she can hang her shit on m e " - --- Holly Williamson wrote: > Don't worry, Lil Dan, I said I'll flirt if he looks > like SNAPE from > Harry Potter. Somehow, I doubt there is even a > smidge of likeness. This > means YOU get first grab at Nath R, so ease up, > charger, all is well! *breathes a sigh of relief* i till wouldn't mind fighting you ;) l'il dan ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 23:45:29 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] "You don't need my voice girl, you already have that which should have been given to lil dan" - --- Nathan R squeaked: > Yeah well I've got the voice YOU should have for > your > age Dan ;) ha! but i don't have it, do i?! in fact, my voice is deeper than yours! Dan - 1, Nathan - 0. l'il dan ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2001 18:48:15 +1100 From: "riot poofter" Subject: RE: [oztori] "I'm Holly's bitch, only she can hang her shit on m e " >> Don't worry, Lil Dan, I said I'll flirt if he looks like SNAPE from >Harry Potter. i can imagine nayth looking like that. yummo :) alan rickperson :) is defeinetely top of my old-people-i'd-still-fuck list, or maybe ian mckellen... Roozi _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2001 18:59:23 +1100 From: "Dan" Subject: Re: [oztori] "I'm Holly's bitch, only she can hang her shit on m e " Instead of all chatting on list, come onto the irc channel! :P - ----- Original Message ----- From: riot poofter To: Sent: Tuesday, December 18, 2001 6:48 PM Subject: RE: [oztori] "I'm Holly's bitch, only she can hang her shit on m e " > >> Don't worry, Lil Dan, I said I'll flirt if he looks like SNAPE from > >Harry Potter. > > i can imagine nayth looking like that. yummo :) > > alan rickperson :) is defeinetely top of my old-people-i'd-still-fuck list, > or maybe ian mckellen... > > Roozi > > _________________________________________________________________ > Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2001 18:57:23 +1100 From: "riot poofter" Subject: Re: [oztori] Hand me my... er, PVC? >My fave part was when she had the big boofy black hair >when she spanks the chihauhau with the whip... Ooo-er >kinky! actually, nayth, its a riding crop not a whip. chalk one up for the madonna-obsessive :) express yourself don't repress yourself - nayth take heed! _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 23:58:16 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] "You don't need my voice girl, you already have that which should have been given to lil dan" Dan Stapleton wrote: > ha! but i don't have it, do i?! in fact, my voice is > deeper than yours! > > Dan - 1, Nathan - 0. Maybe, but you can't hit those high notes nearly as well as I can ;) Nathan. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2001 00:04:03 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Hand me my... er, riding crop Roozi "don't call women girls not unless you are a women's studies major" riot poofter wrote: > actually, nayth, its a riding crop not a whip. Ah well. > chalk one up for the madonna-obsessive :) > > express yourself don't repress yourself - nayth take > heed! "Adore yourself don't whore youself - roozi take heed!" Luv Nayth. . Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your unique holiday gifts! Buy at http://shopping.yahoo.com or bid at http://auctions.yahoo.com ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V1 #296 ****************************