From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V1 #282 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Thursday, December 6 2001 Volume 01 : Number 282 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] Porg. [Dan Stapleton ] [oztori] Time for a blowjob [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] a total fucking gemstone ["Moose" ] Re: [oztori] a total fucking white square ["Becc" ] Re: [oztori] Porg. ["Becc" ] Re: [oztori] Time for a blowjob [=?iso-8859-1?q?Bevan=20Burkin?= ] [oztori] Dan H: Wanted Dead or Alive??? [Daniel G ] [oztori] bookclub [Daniel G ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 5 Dec 2001 00:40:09 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] Porg. - --- Holly Williamson wrote: > Andy rit: > > Tell me about it - off the top of my head - cause > of course any CD's you > > want only pop into consciousness at the most > inappropriate times - and > > NEVER in an actual CD store - where you have CD > amnesia! > > > Ohhh, isn't this soo incredibly true? I sit around > all day thinking > 'have to go to the cd shop and get.....*insert cd > here*', then when i get > there i can't remember what it was! Must be like > stepping into some > strange-o worm-hole where all cd names and artists > (bar Tori Amos) fly out > of your head. > > Does anybody here like Seal? yes! kiss from a rose especially is lurvely. > I got his album with > 'Prayer for the > Dying' and 'Kiss from a Rose' on it, and it's really > good music.... true. that album (called II maybe?) also has "i'm alive" on it, which i love, and was awesomely remixed by BT and Sasha (together, not seperately.... dream combo of mine.....) > reminds > me a little of Sarah McLachlan's style, 'cept Seal > is a black American MAN. i can see where you're coming from lyrically, actually. finally, some coherence from the queen of shit-talkers, holly! ;) l'il dan ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Buy the perfect holiday gifts at Yahoo! Shopping. http://shopping.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Dec 2001 01:20:47 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] Time for a blowjob OK, apparently the man's voice in Raspberry Swirl just after the first chorus, at around 1:31 into the song says: "Ready? Time for a blowjob"! OK, aside from that... I was just thinking about the lyrics to the song.. and could someone ever so kindly inform me of whether: "boy you'd better make her raspberry swirl" is meant to be as in.. 'You'd better make her 'raspberry' perform the action of swirling'... or whether it is in the context of 'You'd better get out your cook-book and make her some raspberry swirl ice cream!' Everybody knows I'm Nathan. . Buy the perfect holiday gifts at Yahoo! Shopping. http://shopping.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Dec 2001 20:01:06 +1030 From: "Moose" Subject: Re: [oztori] a total fucking gemstone That can potentially show EVERYTHING you are doing. It's called spyware. Note, it's not necessarily doing that, it could be sitting there harmlessly . . . in fact, unless you're doing something like internet banking, or online credit card ordering, it's pretty harmless. Stuff like that can pick up every key stroke you're doing, passwords, credit card numbers, hate mail, porn stories :) Anyway, if you aren't worried about system security, it doesn't really matter :) Matt (my 2nd oztori contribution, but i read them a lot) - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Bevan Burkin" To: "Daniel G" ; Sent: Wednesday, December 05, 2001 1:01 PM Subject: Re: [oztori] a total fucking gemstone > > My brother downloaded KaZaA, and I've only used it > > once or twice, but now > > that you mention it, we do have, on occasion, a > > little quite square in the > > top left corner of the monitor. I couldn't say for > > sure if its connected > > with KaZaA, but we get one sometimes...how is it > > bad? what's it doing? > > xoxo > > Dan > > Apparently I sends information from your computer back > to them - IE what sites you visit, e-mail addresses in > your system, etc. SYPING on you :( > > I'm not sure how accurate it is .. ding dong where are > the teckies? > > Bevan > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > I Have a fish nailed to a cross on my apartment wall > > It sings to me with glassy eyes and quotes from > > Kafka. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > OzTori - http://www.oztori.org > > For all your Australasian Tori Amos needs. > > http://shopping.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Shopping > - Get organised for Christmas early this year! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Dec 2001 20:08:42 +1000 From: "Becc" Subject: Re: [oztori] a total fucking white square KaZaA users agreed: > >which a friend of mine told me that KaZaA has spyware > >(bad) in it! A little white square at the top of your > >monitor? Can anybody verify this .. ?? and: > My brother downloaded KaZaA, and I've only used it once or twice, but now > that you mention it, we do have, on occasion, a little quite square in the > top left corner of the monitor. I couldn't say for sure if its connected > with KaZaA, but we get one sometimes...how is it bad? what's it doing? Eep! I have the same thing. Always wondered what that was, and as it wasn't there before I turned on KaZaA, I just started it up and, voila! Little white square. Vot is its point? ~Becc. :) - -- witnessed: www.barbaric-yawp.com/journal ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Dec 2001 20:11:14 +1000 From: "Becc" Subject: Re: [oztori] Pashing Smumpkins and Trash Bindy wrote: > I need the double of the Pumpkins, The Cure's greatest hits SpEd W/acoustic > cd, old 80's movie "Electric Dreams" soundtrack (long live tacky and > cheezy)... Yeehar! I have the 'Electric Dreams' soundtrack. Haven't listened to it in a while, but it's very cute, like most stuff Georgio Moroder did. And much less tacky and cheesy than the movie itself!! What a shocker! ~Becc. :) - -- witnessed: www.barbaric-yawp.com/journal ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Dec 2001 20:20:18 +1000 From: "Becc" Subject: Re: [oztori] Porg. Hozza wrote: > Ohhh, isn't this soo incredibly true? I sit around all day thinking > 'have to go to the cd shop and get.....*insert cd here*', then when i get > there i can't remember what it was! Must be like stepping into some > strange-o worm-hole where all cd names and artists (bar Tori Amos) fly out > of your head. Ohhhh yeah. I have to go into CD stores chanting artist names or I completely forget what I'm supposed to be looking for: "Costello, Difranco, Germano, Pearl Jam. Costello, Difranco, Germano, Pearl Jam..." Then, when I've checked for the first in my list it gets left off: "Difranco, Germano, Pearl Jam. Difranco, Germano, Pearl Jam..." and so on till I'm done. And probably still empty-handed. And no, there's not a serious deficiency of the Amos kind in my chanting. I just check her automatically. Even when I *know* there'll only be the same old shit, I still have to smack Vanessa Amorossi out of the way and flip through the Tozza stuff. Force of habit. ~Becc. :) - -- witnessed: www.barbaric-yawp.com/journal ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Dec 2001 21:31:57 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Bevan=20Burkin?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Time for a blowjob --- Nathan R started As the Self-Appointed-and-Annointed-High-Priestess-of-Raspberry-Swirl I would like to make some comments: > OK, apparently the man's voice in Raspberry Swirl > just > after the first chorus, at around 1:31 into the song > says: > > "Ready? Time for a blowjob"! Well, I never knew that! Putting CD on now! This is so my total Tori fave song. OMG he *does* say time for a blowjob! LOL trippy skippy. > OK, aside from that... I was just thinking about the > lyrics to the song.. and could someone ever so > kindly > inform me of whether: > > "boy you'd better make her raspberry swirl" is meant > to be as in.. 'You'd better make her 'raspberry' > perform the action of swirling'... or whether it is > in > the context of 'You'd better get out your cook-book > and make her some raspberry swirl ice cream!' It means you have to play with her delores before sexing her! "When all the boys can't be men" That links in pretty well with the whole concept behind SLG. I love how Tori's music is a whole story in itself. Nice topic ;) Bevan http://shopping.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Shopping - - Get organised for Christmas early this year! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Dec 2001 21:37:41 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Bevan=20Burkin?= Subject: Re: [oztori] a total fucking white square --- Becc wrote: > KaZaA users agreed: > > Eep! I have the same thing. Always wondered what > that was, and as it > wasn't there before I turned on KaZaA, I just > started it up and, voila! > Little white square. Vot is its point? Well under great duress I will try to recall what my friend told me. Four G&T's had already been consumed. Apparently it is a spyware program. One that sends all sorts of information back to the hosts; such as e-mail addresses in your inbox, websites you visit, etc. It's a weird one because it is a DLL file. If you delete it KaZaA will not work. Apparently though, you can download a dummy DLL without the spyware in it and everything will work fine. It pisses me off to see that "programs" that promote freedom of information and community spirit are secretly taking information generated by the users and making a huge profit selling the data! b i i e e e choirgirl revival thanks nayth http://shopping.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Shopping - - Get organised for Christmas early this year! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Dec 2001 23:01:16 +1100 From: "Jasmina J" Subject: Re: [oztori] a total fucking white square BB>It pisses me off to see that "programs" that promote BB>freedom of information and community spirit are BB>secretly taking information generated by the users and BB>making a huge profit selling the data! if you don't like the way they like to work don't use the program, or change it and rewrite the program, or use another program or even stop downloading stuff, or even better still get offline :P *grin* jas (even though my point isn't very valid sinc ei really have nfi what Kazaa is, but thought i'd post something anyway since I havent posted in a while :))) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 05 Dec 2001 23:57:23 +1100 From: "cåth ." Subject: [oztori] life keeps on dropping bombs and i keep score BEVAN: >> a show she did in 1998 in Glastonburg yup, i got "tear in your hand" >>>a friend of mine told me that KaZaA has spyware (bad) in it! Can anybody verify this .. ?? it most defenitely does, the program is called "Webtracker" i think, i can't remember, but you can uninstall it from your computer. basically cnt+alt+del and if it comes up in the end task section, then you've got it. it's automatically included when you download kazaa. and yes it attacks your email, sending you total shit from teamfreeze.com and red-hot-deals and total crap! EVERYDAY! best cd at the moment? the new P!NK album mizundastood, my GOD its BRILLIANT!!!!!' <3 cath _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 06 Dec 2001 00:30:40 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Porgy & Bess At 20:20 5/12/2001 +1000, Becc wrote: >And no, there's not a serious deficiency of the Amos kind in my chanting. I >just check her automatically. Even when I *know* there'll only be the same >old shit, I still have to smack Vanessa Amorossi out of the way and flip >through the Tozza stuff. Force of habit. > >~Becc. :) LOL! YES!!!!!! LOL! I always look at the Tori sections - no matter what shop! ;) And yeah - fucking Vanessa Amorossi... If it's Rockinghorse - I just move it - away from that 'column' that is for TORI. ;o) I don't reckon that is really her name - I reckon she just CHANGED it to Amorossi! Just to be infront of Tori and make us throw-up each time she is stuck in front. Bleh! ;o) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 06 Dec 2001 10:01:37 +1100 From: Daniel G Subject: [oztori] Dan H: Wanted Dead or Alive??? >Where oh where has Dan.H gone? Have the French secret >service perhaps blown him up for Franco hate mongering >and crimes against the English language? (after all - even >the French have their limits.) If it was him who was crossing the road illegally at Broadway a week ago when Matt and I could legally have knocked him over and injured him (Its okay we didn't...l'm not even sure it was him, but there was a certain familiarity), then I'm not sure. Maybe he ran into some jaywalking difficulties later in the day. >ennui [ only one more sleep until tHEY mIGHT bE gEEKS!! ] he could be camping somewhere ready to stalk them...you never know! xoxo Dan ;) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have a fish nailed to a cross on my apartment wall It sings to me with glassy eyes and quotes from Kafka. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OzTori - http://www.oztori.org For all your Australasian Tori Amos needs. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 05 Dec 2001 18:35:08 -0500 From: nadyne@mindspring.com Subject: [oztori] looking for someone Someone here has a contact at Atlantic in Oz. In my official capacity as news editor for the fanzine, can that person email me? I'm in need of some help. :) /nm {because I'll be damned if I can find it in the archives} - -- Nadyne Mielke nadyne@little-blue-world.org News Editor and Webmistress news@little-blue-world.org Little Blue World http://www.little-blue-world.org ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 06 Dec 2001 12:30:35 +1100 From: Daniel G Subject: [oztori] FIVE FUCKING SECONDS everyone, go to http://www.angelfire.com/band2/pj4 and download. its hilarious!!!!!!!! (i'm glad i'm not the lady in the white shirt though) xoxo dan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have a fish nailed to a cross on my apartment wall It sings to me with glassy eyes and quotes from Kafka. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OzTori - http://www.oztori.org For all your Australasian Tori Amos needs. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 06 Dec 2001 17:38:20 +1100 From: Daniel G Subject: [oztori] bookclub PEOPLE - REMEMBER - DO NOT USE THE WORD...argh i can't use it without having this bounce either. sucks. ess-you-bee-ess-cribe (even spelling it with -'s will get you bounced) as the messages will bounce. same goes for un-*****scibing. xoxo Dan ;) hiya folkies y'all remember my bookclub idea? well, upon suggestions i decided to make a yahoo group for it you can become a member by sending an email to- ozbooks-subscribe@yahoogroups.com the general feel seems to be that the first book to be read by the group will be Fellowship of the Ring by Tolkien So, if you are interested feel free to sign up :) jas ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have a fish nailed to a cross on my apartment wall It sings to me with glassy eyes and quotes from Kafka. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OzTori - http://www.oztori.org For all your Australasian Tori Amos needs. ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V1 #282 ****************************