From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V1 #248 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Thursday, November 15 2001 Volume 01 : Number 248 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: Re[2]: [oztori] OT Glory of the early '90s *cue Guru Josh* [AndrewR <] [oztori] So Tori's on Leno tonight then...? [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] re: dum da dum (wasn't that an old Melodie MC song?), oprah OT [Daniel G ] Re: [oztori] OT - Brissy Stuff ["li" ] Re: [oztori] lil' dan's operation [Dan Stapleton ] [oztori] The Claws are Cutting Into Bevan's Anus [Dan Stapleton ] RE: [oztori] Kate B vs Tori [Holly Williamson ] [oztori] Re: The Claws are Cutting Into Bevan's Anus ["Double Serpent" ] Re: [oztori] Kate B vs Tori [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] 1993 was such a long time ago [Dan Stapleton ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2001 14:15:01 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: Re[2]: [oztori] OT Glory of the early '90s *cue Guru Josh* At 14:07 15/11/2001 +1000, Zac Ariel wrote: >A> "naughty, naughty - very very naughty" - WTF song did that come from >A> again... mid ninties. Was it that Ebeneezer Goode song!?! > >e's are good ... e's are good ... he's ebenezer goode. by the shamen. >and so few people caught on to the (obvious) drug reference! > It sometimes sounded like he was saying "he's a gook" which wouldn't have been very nice... ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2001 14:16:21 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] So Tori's on Leno tonight then...? And yeah - they delay the telecast - at least in Brisbane so it'll be on at 10pm Cause I was watching Leno at 2:30am this morning - in a break during my study. Gee that show is SO not funny. Give me Conan O'Brien any day. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2001 15:28:26 +1100 From: Jean Mostyn Subject: [oztori] 1993 was such a long time ago I was on my balcony with my then boyfriend (who I ran into recently out of the utter blue) when suddenly there was friggin honking and shouting about the Sydaney thing. I was in first year of uni and was back from Bathurst for the weekend or holidays or something. I don't remeber being particularly ecstatic or anything. This seems by my calculation to make me the oldest person around here. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2001 15:43:34 +1100 From: Daniel G Subject: Re: [oztori] re: dum da dum (wasn't that an old Melodie MC song?), oprah OT Nathan. >aka. fergz >aka. Shades >aka. Rob >aka. Ray >aka. Tomato >aka. Nugs >aka. Nintendo Nath (rotf) >aka. "Dickhead" >aka. Nathaniel >aka. Hobson > >(lol just taking a trip down 'old nicknames I've had >in my time' memory lane) Now you have to explain them all. Except "Dickhead". We think we know where that one came from ;) xoxo dan ;) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Nov 2001 20:55:45 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] {oztori} why do you always put 'oztori' in braces right after the [oztori] in the subject heading "cath with the circly thing above the a"? It's unnecessary. Nathan. . Find the one for you at Yahoo! Personals http://personals.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2001 15:01:09 +1000 From: Holly Williamson Subject: RE: [oztori] {oztori} why do you always put 'oztori' in braces ri ght after the [oztori] in the subject heading "cath with the circly thing above the a"? > It's unnecessary. > Yeah. I agree. Holly. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2001 16:00:59 +1100 From: Jean Mostyn Subject: [oztori] life without buildings Does anyone like Life Without Buildings? Cos they are coming to play in Sydney at the Annadale on 14 & 15 December I reckon they are cool and I am excited about it. Fact is though every single one of my friends who have heard em says they hate them So I am wondering in any of you like them like i like them ? goodnight. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2001 16:00:33 +1100 From: "li" Subject: Re: [oztori] OT - Brissy Stuff Please don't use so many exclamation marks people!! Gives me a headache!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - ---------- > From: Double Serpent > To: oztori@smoe.org > Subject: [oztori] OT - Brissy Stuff > Date: Thursday, 15 November 2001 12:16 > > Nina - Wed, 14 Nov 2001 wrote: > >I'm 19 in 2 weeks yesterday! when's yours? > > Another youngin!!! Gawd, I AM ancient aren't I!!! Oh well, this is the > beginning of the new aaaaaage, I guess! > > >any brisbane people going to machine gun fellatio/cruel sea/they > >might be giants/big day out? > > Not interested in the line up this year, not really my thing. New Order are > wonderful (80's and now), but I'm too short, can't see a bloody thing at > those shows and end up squashed .... not my idea of fun! > > > BINDY > > > _________________________________________________________________ > Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Nov 2001 21:15:14 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] lil' dan's operation - --- Nathan 'testicles R kewl' R wrote: > I hope you realise that 'tests' is their 'cute' name > for 'testicles'. They are going to make prosthetic > testicles out of the samples of stomach tissue they > took from you, Dan! for what possible purpose, Nayth??? what are you insinuating?!?! l'il dan ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Find the one for you at Yahoo! Personals http://personals.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Nov 2001 21:16:23 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] With your E's and your ease... Drug/Grug - what's the difference? Zac Ariel wrote: quoting Andrew R along the way: > A> "naughty, naughty - very very naughty" - WTF song > did that come from > A> again... mid ninties. Was it that Ebeneezer Goode > song!?! > > e's are good ... e's are good ... he's ebenezer > goode. by the shamen. > and so few people caught on to the (obvious) drug > reference! Well, it was actually banned in the UK when it was #1, so somebody *did* obviously cotton on to the drug (lmao I originally typed 'grug'!) reference there. Find the one for you at Yahoo! Personals http://personals.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Nov 2001 21:16:20 -0800 From: Nadyne Mielke Subject: Re: [oztori] pink pop 98 At 14:02 15-11-01 +1100, Jasmina J wrote: >hey >anyone know what >PINK POP 98 - a rare recording - from holland 1998 >is? >i'm being offered it for $45, is it worth my while? >should i get it? It's a bootleg of Tori's 1998 performance at the Pinkpop festival in ... err, somewhere in Europe, I'll be damned if I can recall the details off the top of my head. It's about an hour performance of Tori with the band. I'm sure that it's listed on the Tori-boot discography at: http://www.geocities.com/tori-boot/ If it's the original silver CD and if you're one of those insane collectors who has to have -everything- Tori, AU$45 is alright. If it's a CD-R, it's a horrific price. If you just want the music, see if you can find someone who has it and can copy it for you. /nm ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Nov 2001 21:26:58 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: [oztori] The Claws are Cutting Into Bevan's Anus - --- Bevan Burkin wrote: > let me see you shake your tailfeather come on let me > see you shake your tailfeather *woooooooooooooooo* i'll decline that invitation, but thanks anyway. > LOL! Poor lil'dan *pats on head* wanna lolly? LMAO! > Note I've not made a lil'dan age joke ever! as long as they have a modicum of wit attached, im kewl with them. > I hear you sister, I > HEAR you! SISters, are doing it fo them SE-elves... > OH JAS you have to post that website > address > for foreign objects found in the anus and caught on > x-ray! Read all about the cement enema! Had me in > stiches! (of laughter, sicko) riiiiiight.... and i repeat, riiiiiiight. l'il dan ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Find the one for you at Yahoo! Personals http://personals.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Nov 2001 21:58:52 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Li's, Dan's and Nathans... oh my. AndrewR wrote: > I > have TOTALLY fucked the second one though. I was > 'learning' what I could > and so I get into the exam and NOTHING on there was > what I learnt - my > brain just wasn't working If your brain wasn't working, you'd be dead. > + the stuff that I spent > so much doing work on > was only a miniscule part of the exam as it turns > out... "Well, just be grateful that you've now acquired that knowledge.. regardless of whether it was on the exam or not" ;P > the part that I > should have spent most time on was the largest > marked section! > FUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK! > > I guess this'll mean I'll sit the exam again in > January or February or > when-ever. FUCK - I can't graduate In December. Fuck > Fuck Fuck. FUCK. Oh well. Maybe you can rely on standardisation... Or shoot the chief examiner. Nathan. . Find the one for you at Yahoo! Personals http://personals.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2001 17:00:12 +1100 From: Daniel G Subject: RE: [oztori] Kate B vs Tori >i think the point to be made, of course, is that kate rocks too and should >be accepted as an influence on tori. However, dickheads who say tori rips >off kate should be murdered in cold blood (or maybe just sent to Nauru or >something...). I think all tori fans should respect kate and vice versa. yes. what roozi said. i love kate. and i love tori. yay me! although if kate released stuff a BIT more often and toured more than once (before I was BORN...and probably before Lil' Dan's parents had hit puberty hahaha sorry just kidding you know that *hugs*) she might just inch above. tori's not touring australia (yet!!!) isn't helping her case either... >There aren't enough koky female singer songwriters in the world for us to >pit them against each other. Kooky female singer/songwriters ought to rule the earth. Except trent reznor. he'll always be god. >Except sarah maclachlan. boy is she tedious > >*ducks* *makes indistinct grumbly/rumbly noises at roozi* >ps anyone got a copy of the album "firecracker" by lisa loeb? i'm trying >to get hold of a copy (ie get a cd burnt) for a friend who just had all >her cds stolen. its one of the hard ones to track down. email me privately >if you can help, thanks i've never seen a copy outside of the 2nd hand one i got for $10. and one a friend has. good luck. DAN :) ooh, its caps dan today! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2001 16:11:35 +1000 From: Holly Williamson Subject: RE: [oztori] Kate B vs Tori Veeeery interesting. Dan G wrote: > i love kate. and i love tori. yay me! although if > kate released stuff a BIT more often and toured more than once (before I > was BORN...and probably before Lil' Dan's parents had hit puberty hahaha > sorry just kidding you know that *hugs*) she might just inch above. tori's > > not touring australia (yet!!!) isn't helping her case either... > Hm, I find this interesting. What is it that makes you like Kate Bush so much, Dan? I'm just interested to find out. I was having an email conversation with Bevan before, and he said that though he likes Kate, she just doesn't give him the same 'gooey', torgasmic feeling that Tori gives him - and the same goes for me. I can't work out why I LOVE Tori soo soo sooooo much!!!??? What's the go with this? Is it her voice, her style, her talent, her EVERYTHING? But what makes *her* better than Kate Bush, or Sarah Mc, or Fiona Apple, or any other singer for that matter in my own opinion? Does anybody have any feedback on this? WHY DO I LOVE TORI SO MUCH? love Hols xx ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Nov 2001 22:10:53 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: Re[2]: [oztori] (extremely of no relevance whatsoever) re: dum da dum (wasn't that an old Melodie MC song?), oprah OT Danny (or 'Dannii' might be more fitting) Hirning ;) wrote: > don't lie nathan, you were NOT kidding, most people > on here are beyond > any 'help' :) *snickers*... packed full of peanuts ;) > NR> aka. Rob > Robbo? :)) > > *ducks to escape nathans attempts of murder* "I'll get you my pretty!" > NR> aka. Tomato > where the fuck did this come from?! I'm not saying. > NR> aka. "Dickhead" > SOOOO fitting ;) Seriously, a girl at school used to call me this. I wonder why. Nathan. . Find the one for you at Yahoo! Personals http://personals.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2001 16:25:36 +1000 From: "Double Serpent" Subject: [oztori] OT - Stuff AndrewR Thu, 15 Nov 2001 > Wrote: >In two and a bit weeks I'll be 23. Bleh - I still feel 16/17. >I guess we're Saggittarians... if that's the correct spelling... and >wtf >is it supposed to mean... I'm sure... someone knows ;o) My subject!! Sagitarians are evil! That is all you need to know! Evil, deceiving, scheming, evil, short tempered, firey, evil evil evil!! Can't half tell I've had a few run-ins with the likes of your kind!! I've studied a fair bit into astrology ie full charts etc, if you wish to debate the subject. Wish you hadn't said anything now, huh?? >From: Nathan R dum da dum (wasn't that an old Melodie MC song?), oprah OT I was waiting for that one!! I was thinking of the same thing when I saw it!! Gotta get my one of those lovely jacket I can hug myself with and a cushy wall to go with it soon I think!! Emma Thu, 15 Nov 2001 >Hi, one of the newbies here :) Hi >I am just wondering with all this talk of age & adolescents popping up >everywhere... how old is everyone exactly? (For the record, I am 24 in >one >week's time.) 24yrs, 4 months ago. That quarter century crisis is just around the corner *shivers* DOOMED!!!! (hehehehe) TILL NEXT TIME BINDY. _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2001 16:36:18 +1000 From: "Double Serpent" Subject: [oztori] Re: The Claws are Cutting Into Bevan's Anus Bevan wrote to L'il Dan >LOL! Poor lil'dan *pats on head* wanna lolly? >Note I've not made a lil'dan age joke ever! No just patronised him instead .... same shit, different sheep (not a kiwi are you? Oops if you are) Bev > I hear you sister, I HEAR you! L'il Dan >SISters, are doing it fo them SE-elves... How the hell do you know that song boy???? Maybe you are more educated in the tacky music scene than I first thought ... congrats!!! _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2001 17:43:18 +1100 From: "li" Subject: Re: [oztori] Li's, Dan's and Nathans... oh my. May I just ask why the hell my name is in the subject??? - ---------- > From: Nathan R > To: oztori@smoe.org > Subject: Re: [oztori] Li's, Dan's and Nathans... oh my. > Date: Thursday, 15 November 2001 16:58 > > AndrewR wrote: > > > I > > have TOTALLY fucked the second one though. I was > > 'learning' what I could > > and so I get into the exam and NOTHING on there was > > what I learnt - my > > brain just wasn't working > > If your brain wasn't working, you'd be dead. > > > > + the stuff that I spent > > so much doing work on > > was only a miniscule part of the exam as it turns > > out... > > "Well, just be grateful that you've now acquired that > knowledge.. regardless of whether it was on the exam > or not" ;P > > > > the part that I > > should have spent most time on was the largest > > marked section! > > FUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK! > > > > I guess this'll mean I'll sit the exam again in > > January or February or > > when-ever. FUCK - I can't graduate In December. Fuck > > Fuck Fuck. FUCK. Oh well. > > Maybe you can rely on standardisation... Or shoot the > chief examiner. > > > Nathan. > > . > Find the one for you at Yahoo! Personals > http://personals.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Nov 2001 22:45:45 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Kate B vs Tori Dylan Plant wrote: > just had the weirdest slanging match with this guy > on gay.com re Kate Bush > and Tozza... > very bizarre...and really bitchy!!!! > hmmm...that's my Tori related post for the month You should have copied and pasted a transcript of the chat for our 'viewing pleasure'. Nathan. . Find the one for you at Yahoo! Personals http://personals.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Nov 2001 22:56:09 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] 1993 was such a long time ago - --- Jean Mostyn wrote: > I was on my balcony with my then boyfriend... holy crap!!! she's hetrosexual, everyone!!! and on oztori, too!!! ;) l'il dan ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Find the one for you at Yahoo! Personals http://personals.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Nov 2001 22:56:09 -0800 (PST) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] 1993 was such a long time ago - --- Jean Mostyn wrote: > I was on my balcony with my then boyfriend... holy crap!!! she's hetrosexual, everyone!!! and on oztori, too!!! ;) l'il dan ===== So then I thought I'd make some plans But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead. - -Tori Amos Blissful Bubbles of Poetry: http://learthquakes.proboards.com/ Find the one for you at Yahoo! Personals http://personals.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2001 18:01:15 +1100 From: "li" Subject: Re: [oztori] 1993 was such a long time ago Tis very presumptuous. She could be lots of other things. Not that it's any of our business of course. ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V1 #248 ****************************