From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V1 #202 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Tuesday, October 16 2001 Volume 01 : Number 202 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] song that never fails to make u smile [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] song that never fails to make u smile [Daniel G ] Re: [oztori] newbie ["li" ] [oztori] More Tori Items For Sale ["Mark Endacott" ] Re: [oztori] newbie [Daniel G ] RE: [oztori] newbie ["ennui" ] RE: [oztori] newbie [Daniel G ] [oztori] I NEED SOMEONE'S HELP!! ["black-winged roses" ] [oztori] Questions for intro survey [Holly Williamson ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2001 00:11:49 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] song that never fails to make u smile OK here's a few that come 2 mind: *Toodles Mr Jim - Tori (spesh the end bit where she speaks with the lisp!) *Push Th' Little Daisies - Ween *Pluto - Bjork *Snake (4 track demo) - PJ Harvey *Maniac - PJ Harvey *You Made Me Come To This - Shakespears Sister (well, a very sarcastic smile) *Houdini - Kate Bush (sounds totally mad) And YES AndrewR: the Flat Beat clip by Mr Oizo! Nathan. . Make a great connection at Yahoo! Personals. http://personals.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2001 17:17:55 +1000 From: Holly Williamson Subject: [oztori] ;-) Songs & Cate Blanchett Actually, 50ft Queenie by PJ Harvey is a goodie for smiling as well!! I'M 50 INCHES LOOOONG!!! Does anybody else think that Cate Blanchett looks a little like Tori sometimes? I am so sure I've seen a picture of Tori that looks like Cate in Elizabeth or something. Also, Minnie Driver is a little like Tozza as well.... Thus why these two ladies are two of my very favourite actresses!!! ;-) 'I got a crush on Minnie, a crush on Minnie...' Hols Dols Bols. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2001 00:23:12 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] ;-) Songs & Cate Blanchett Holly Williamson wrote: > Actually, 50ft Queenie by PJ Harvey is a goodie for > smiling as well!! I'M > 50 INCHES LOOOONG!!! Shit! Can't believe I forgot 2 men-shun that 1. In other news... SLGs is #30 on the ARIA albums charts now. Run so far: 7-15-20-30. Nathan. . Make a great connection at Yahoo! Personals. http://personals.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2001 17:45:47 +1000 From: "Jasmina" Subject: [oztori] SLG net 50 positiong for last sat folks since no one has already reported this i am now :P SLG was no 17 on the net50 on saturday 13th so keep voting ppl!!!!! jas ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2001 17:55:46 +1000 From: Daniel G Subject: Re: [oztori] song that never fails to make u smile >*Snake (4 track demo) - PJ Harvey What, because she's wailing and moaning? >*Houdini - Kate Bush (sounds totally mad) Speaking of Houdini, has any other Kate/Garbage fan noticed that one of the songs off 'beautifulgarbage' (I can't remember which) starts with the line "Its funny how even now" sung almost the same as Kate does in Houdini. Three cheers for intertextuality! Some other musical moments that just now sprang to mind, but aren't actual music, they're from The Simpsons - when they're auditioning for new members of the B-Sharps. First - When Groundskeeper Willy sings "Downtown" - ach! doon toon! Second - When...er...the old man with the white beard, Grandpa's friend, sings the Theme From a Summer Place which is clearly an instrumental and he's just singing "its the theme...from a summer place...from a summer place!"...never fails to make me completely lose it. xoxo Dan ;) ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2001 18:50:06 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] SLG net 50 positiong for last sat At 17:45 15/10/2001 +1000, Jasmina wrote: >folks > >since no one has already reported this i am now :P > >SLG was no 17 on the net50 on saturday 13th > >so keep voting ppl!!!!! > > >jas > And the URL is - for all the lazy - click only plese - people...? http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/net50 Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2001 18:52:04 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Bevan=20Burkin?= Subject: Re: [oztori] song that never fails to make u smile Well the funniest damn song I've ever heard was a parody of "My Favourite Things". It goes a little something like this: Hot masturbation sessions with cucumbers and cornetto's, Black latex catsuits with thigh high stillettos, Nipple clamps, vibrators and meaningless flings, these are a few of my favourite thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings! totally hilarious .. can't for life of me think who did it (i am having thoughts that it was a girl from machine gun fellatio .. but mebbe i'm mistaken). http://briefcase.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Briefcase - - Manage your files online. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2001 18:56:10 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] song that never fails to make u smile At 17:55 15/10/2001 +1000, Daniel G wrote: >Second - When...er...the old man with the white beard, Grandpa's friend, Jasper. Thought you'd all like to have confirmation on that ;o) ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2001 10:41:55 +0000 From: "Erin.. ..um.." Subject: [oztori] newbie I have no idea how to reply to this.....so hmmmm. yeah. blah i hate being a newbie _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2001 21:18:28 +1000 From: "li" Subject: Re: [oztori] newbie Welcome to OzTori Erin! Feel free to take my quizzle (which most people have done by now thank god): Age (incase I've forgotten): Sex: Occupation (if studying state what): Ideal Occupation: Marital Status: City in which you live: Hair Colour: Eye Colour: Favourite Colour(s): Do you smoke/drink alcohol/take drugs? What do you think tori means by "faeries"? Have you ever been in love? With who and when? Favourite movie: where to start? Movie that never fails to make you laugh: One good attribute of yours: Who were you in highschool? Nerd, Jock, Grungo-Depresso, Nobody? Last time you cried and why: Name of one person you hate and why: How would you sum up your family? Favourite book of all time or that you've read recently: Do you have pets? What are they? Favourite subject(s) at school: ICQ #: Stance on swearing: Left wing/Right wing/No wing: Is your grammar shit? Are you messy or clean? Do you play any instruments (including voice)? If so what and for how long? How do you dress? Or alternately, do you care? Are you judgemental? Do you eat meat? Favourite drink: Favourite perfume: Really nice place you've visited: Something you'd usually try to conceal: TV show(s) you like: Biggest regret: Favourite word: Favourite sound: If heaven existed, and you got to those pearly gates, what would you say to God? Some points of advice: King Gee (aka Dan) is the Boss Crazy Dan is heaps annoying but he's okay if you just close your eyes and pretend he's brad pitt Lil Dan is the youngest on the list and proud of it There are lots of Dans on this list And Nathan is evil. Plus this list has lots and lots of emails. - ---------- > From: Erin.. ..um.. > To: oztori@smoe.org > Subject: [oztori] newbie > Date: Monday, 15 October 2001 20:41 > > I have no idea how to reply to this.....so hmmmm. yeah. > > blah i hate being a newbie > > > _________________________________________________________________ > Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2001 20:56:31 +1000 From: "Mark Endacott" Subject: [oztori] More Tori Items For Sale Greetings All Sorry to clog up your inboxes, but I've discovered a few more rarities floating about that I want to dispose of. Same deal again, reasonable offers. Professional Widow / Hey Jupiter - UK Promo CD Talula - UK Promo CD Cornflake Girl - UK Promo CD Boys For Pele - Rare AUS 3 track Promo CD PET - Self Titled CD produced by Tori (not sure if it's out of print or not...) The Benefit for RAINN - US 2 track Promo CD (Still sealed) Mark ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2001 21:09:20 +1000 From: Daniel G Subject: Re: [oztori] newbie I can't be bothered with the spiel about who to avoid and not to get the Dans confused and such so someone else can. But i will say Welcome, and Enjoy Your Stay! And tell us some stuff about yourself - name/date of birth/where you're from/fave music/how you found the list/credit card number/whether you like 'China' or not/whether you feel embarrased by Frente at all, &c... xoxo Dan ;) At 10:41 AM 15/10/01 +0000, you wrote: >I have no idea how to reply to this.....so hmmmm. yeah. > >blah i hate being a newbie > > >_________________________________________________________________ >Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2001 01:46:14 +0800 From: "ennui" Subject: RE: [oztori] newbie >>or not/whether you feel embarrased by >>Frente at all, &c... :) Recorded just this day in front of my computer: flatmate : " ..hang on - is that Frente you're listening to?? Don't you feel stupid?" me : "uh.." In other news - the OzTori Members Database is open for business all, feel free to drop a line to webmaster@oztori.org (I'm just borrowing it for a moment - looks very official though eh?) with the email address you wish to be known under and the password you would like (test accounts are now closed). Now all we need is a general consensus on what questions people would like (an open invitation to flood the list and squabble amongst ourselves ;) Smiling songs: that "ye-ha!" to open Little Plastic Castle - it's like the catalyst to the biggest grin in the whole world. And hello newbie! ..mmmm..nubile err, i mean newbie ...eheheheh ;) ennui [ ecke ] _ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2001 08:58:12 +1000 From: Daniel G Subject: RE: [oztori] newbie >Now all we need is a general consensus on what questions >people would like (an open invitation to flood the list and squabble >amongst ourselves ;) Every question submitted will be considered bwahahaha. We want the stupidest most concise and utterly utterly useless survey ever...who wants to scour past digests? I would, but in the PC crash I lost all my emails...*sigh* I'll start the ball rolling with a few questions: Favourite Tori video clip Favourite non-Tori video clip Favourite breakfast food Most commonly used bus route number Style of bed (eg-four poster, queen sized double, futon, &c) and so on xoxo dan ;) ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2001 23:32:28 +0000 From: "black-winged roses" Subject: [oztori] I NEED SOMEONE'S HELP!! I'm doing a project on G3 MACs at school and I need to find an aiff format of "The Pool" by Tori Amos to fit into Sound Edit 16 V2. Can anyone help me? It would be very greatly appreciated!


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"I was reading about what was going on in Afghanistan--the way women were being oppressed, the destruction of religious statues. And when I heard that song, I just imagined a huge juicy vagina coming out of the sky, raining blood over all those racist, misogynist fuckers."
[Tori Amos; Spin Magazine, Oct 2001]

_________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2001 09:43:09 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: RE: [oztori] Poll-e-DanG-Oztori At 08:58 16/10/2001 +1000, Daniel G wrote: >>Now all we need is a general consensus on what questions >>people would like (an open invitation to flood the list and squabble >>amongst ourselves ;) > >Every question submitted will be considered bwahahaha. We want the >stupidest most concise and utterly utterly useless survey ever...who wants >to scour past digests? I would, but in the PC crash I lost all my >emails...*sigh* > >I'll start the ball rolling with a few questions: >Favourite Tori video clip >Favourite non-Tori video clip >Favourite breakfast food >Most commonly used bus route number >Style of bed (eg-four poster, queen sized double, futon, &c)> I'm just going back through a few e-mails to [oztori] here are/were some proposed catatories errrrr catagories Nick: Real Name: e-mail Address: Country: (oz/nz/away from the country a bit/visiting australia for a while - - like Nadyene was) State: Location/Town/City: Age: (heh heh Dan S) Occupation/student etc Fave quote: Fave Tori: - -album - -track - -track from each album?? - -most sentimental tori item Favourite musicians: Favourite Bands: Favourite types of music (I guess if they don't fit into the above two categories): Favourite Movies: Favourite Actor/Actress: TV shows you regularly watch: Buffy fan?: Favourite Book: most recent book/currently reading: Favourite food/drink/drug: Favourite font!?!: How long you've been on the 'net: How long you've been on oztori (maybe include legthy absences): How'd you find out about oztori?: Who from OzTori, you've met: Favourite Tori website: Favourite website in general: How you were introduced/got into Tori Amos (this'll be a lengthy story for a few of us ;o): OK... they're all the easy ones, now we need some creative/clever(piss-funny) categories, which I can't really think of at the moment... but I'm sure some of you could find some/work some out. Maybe even a photo/carictature SP? (cause well, I have no online photos - well any photos that are not embarrassing) So we need more cool/interesting/thought-provoking/humourous/clever catagories. How about: Medical afflictions suffered: No. of psychiatric institutionalisations: Ave. no. of visits to shrink per week: Most embarrassing record/s in collection: Pet hates: Fetishes/Infatuations: Fantasies: Faults: Dream Occupation: Characteristics of ideal partner/s ;) Annual Income ;) Residential Address ;) Embarrassing thing that you'd never admit to anyone: No. of incomplete degrees studied for ;) Acclaims to fame: Thing you hate about Tori: Thing you hate about oztori: Additional: Favourite fresh juice combo: Fasten then zip or zip then fasten?: (Babylon 5 fans among us would recognise this deep question ;o)) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2001 09:50:35 +1000 From: Holly Williamson Subject: [oztori] Questions for intro survey More cool and relevant questions for the list!! - - Favourite colour underwear - - Favourite form of bondage - - Favourite brand of paracetomol (mild pain relief) - - Place that you'd love to live in the world - - Music currently playing in your car, walkman or preferred mode of transport Holly Williamson Trade Co-ordinator BARTERCARD SUNSHINE COAST Ph: 07 5478 4800 Fax: 07 5478 4900 > -----Original Message----- > From: Daniel G [SMTP:handsomecabinboy@yahoo.com] > Sent: Tuesday, October 16, 2001 8:58 AM > To: oztori@smoe.org > Subject: RE: [oztori] newbie > > >Now all we need is a general consensus on what questions > >people would like (an open invitation to flood the list and squabble > >amongst ourselves ;) > > Every question submitted will be considered bwahahaha. We want the > stupidest most concise and utterly utterly useless survey ever...who wants > > to scour past digests? I would, but in the PC crash I lost all my > emails...*sigh* > > I'll start the ball rolling with a few questions: > Favourite Tori video clip > Favourite non-Tori video clip > Favourite breakfast food > Most commonly used bus route number > Style of bed (eg-four poster, queen sized double, futon, &c) > > and so on > xoxo > dan ;) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2001 11:16:34 +1000 From: Daniel G Subject: RE: [oztori] Poll-e-DanG-Oztori >Fave Tori: >-album >-track >-track from each album?? >-most sentimental tori item also most you've paid for a Tori item and what was it least you've paid and what favourite item (not necessarily most sentimental) best song that would've been a great Tori single but wasn't favourite imaginary Tori filmclip (the one that plays in your head) do you like China yes/no? also: if you could be a Tori song what would it be if you could be any other artists song what would it be >How you were introduced/got into Tori Amos (this'll be a lengthy story for >a few of us ;o): I think I mentioned this before - how you wish you got introduced to tori (For people like me whos tori discovery story is amazingly pedestrian) >Medical afflictions suffered: >No. of psychiatric institutionalisations: I'm vetoing the psychiatric institutionalisations one though. >Ave. no. of visits to shrink per week: And this one. We've discovered how touchy a topic this is so I think we should leave them out. >Fasten then zip or zip then fasten?: (Babylon 5 fans among us would >recognise this deep question ;o)) Perhaps "Do You Yahoo!?" (I had this in one of the many polls i've done and one was sent back to me saying "No, I usually moan" which had me in stitches) also: do you play an instrument if yes, what? level of education job okay i've tapped my resources for the moment xoxo dan ;) ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V1 #202 ****************************