From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V1 #175 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Wednesday, September 26 2001 Volume 01 : Number 175 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] OZTORI SLUG/SNAIL MAIL OVERLOAD! [Natty ] [oztori] tori and icq ["Rachael..." ] Re: [oztori] tori and icq [Daniel Hirning ] RE: [oztori] tori and icq ["Rachael..." ] Re: [oztori] 13th October - Sydney Oztorians [=?iso-8859-1?q?Rala?= ] Re: [oztori] tori and AA [Nathan R ] [oztori] Grrrrrrr [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] 13th October - Sydney Oztorians [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] World's Biggest Hug for Peace [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] [ozporn] LMAO [=?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= Subject: Re: [oztori] OZTORI SLUG/SNAIL MAIL OVERLOAD! Awwww.. thoughts with you Dan:) People suck, you have to remember that. Do what you can to cheer yourself up. Screw them if they're gonna be like that. Damn you people yap. I've had so much mail lately! Natty > god, i'm so fucking depressed/upset ATM.... my ex > just > e-mailed me and basically said she was too busy to > come and see me when i'm in america... and i spoke > to > another good friend on the phone just now and she > said > the same thing. i've had such a fucking shitty day > and > i'm just fed up w/ everything. not even my higher > learning promo CD that came in the bumper mailbag > today could cheer me up. > > :( > > 'ill dan ===== - - intermission - http://www.torn-apart.net/intermission/ - - Proud Amberholic - http://amberholics.amberbenson.net - - W/A lurve - http://washippers.envy.nu ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2001 02:41:13 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] I oughta give you a shot in the head for placing my SLG CD down the front of your pants Holy Holly penned: (me): > > Although I would never do something so stupid as > stick > > your SLG down my pants. > > Hols: > Thank god for that. I don't think it would ever be > the same after > going on an adventure like that. You know.. this whole 'CD-down-the-pants' fiasco brings a whole new meaning to the line, "it hides a nasty stain still lying there", from I'm Not In Love. Nothing you can do will ever erase the literally *nasty* stain this boy has left on your precious SLG CD. You oughta give him a shot in the head. Nathan. . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2001 10:15:13 From: "Mike Champ" Subject: Re: [oztori] 13th October - Sydney Oztorians (Homer) : with there be beer?.. * - - * / \/ \ | | \ / * \ / \ / * \ / \ / \ / \/ * >From: "Hill, Renee" >To: "Oztori (E-mail)" >Subject: [oztori] 13th October - Sydney Oztorians >Date: Mon, 24 Sep 2001 16:45:11 -0700 > >For those Sydneysiders of you who aren't taking off to Livid, I'd like you >to pop by my castle for a wee shindig on Sat nite (13th) - I have no idea >what we'll do or anything, but I'd love if we could all get together again. >After all, we don't have buffy at the moment.... > >Email offlist for address details and RSVPs... - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2001 10:15:47 From: "Mike Champ" Subject: Re: [oztori] 13th October - Sydney Oztorians (Mikey) : will there be Tori? * - - * / \/ \ | | \ / * \ / \ / * \ / \ / \ / \/ * >From: "Hill, Renee" >To: "Oztori (E-mail)" >Subject: [oztori] 13th October - Sydney Oztorians >Date: Mon, 24 Sep 2001 16:45:11 -0700 > >For those Sydneysiders of you who aren't taking off to Livid, I'd like you >to pop by my castle for a wee shindig on Sat nite (13th) - I have no idea >what we'll do or anything, but I'd love if we could all get together again. >After all, we don't have buffy at the moment.... > >Email offlist for address details and RSVPs... - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2001 10:16:28 From: "Mike Champ" Subject: Re: [oztori] 13th October - Sydney Oztorians (Tori) : will there be mikey? * - - * / \/ \ | | \ / * \ / \ / * \ / \ / \ / \/ * >From: "Hill, Renee" >To: "Oztori (E-mail)" >Subject: [oztori] 13th October - Sydney Oztorians >Date: Mon, 24 Sep 2001 16:45:11 -0700 > >For those Sydneysiders of you who aren't taking off to Livid, I'd like you >to pop by my castle for a wee shindig on Sat nite (13th) - I have no idea >what we'll do or anything, but I'd love if we could all get together again. >After all, we don't have buffy at the moment.... > >Email offlist for address details and RSVPs... - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2001 10:17:57 From: "Mike Champ" Subject: Re: [oztori] 13th October - Sydney Oztorians do you people all know each other? is this true..someone is inviting seemingly strangers to their house? Sounds strange..but intriguing. But very lovely. Tori kisses for all * - - * / \/ \ | | \ / * \ / \ / * \ / \ / \ / \/ * >From: "Hill, Renee" >To: "Oztori (E-mail)" >Subject: [oztori] 13th October - Sydney Oztorians >Date: Mon, 24 Sep 2001 16:45:11 -0700 > >For those Sydneysiders of you who aren't taking off to Livid, I'd like you >to pop by my castle for a wee shindig on Sat nite (13th) - I have no idea >what we'll do or anything, but I'd love if we could all get together again. >After all, we don't have buffy at the moment.... > >Email offlist for address details and RSVPs... - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2001 22:11:52 +1000 From: "Jasmina J" Subject: [oztori] OT - Fw: [active-wollongong] World's Biggest Hug for Peace mainly could apply to those folks in the sydney wollongong region, doesnt it sound like fun!!! > > >The World's Biggest Hug for Peace > >[WHAT] A world record attempt on the most number >of people hugging, to be held at Wollongong's >South Beach, Monday October 1st, 5pm. > >This event is free and we welcome participation >from all ages, races and religions. To register >visit http://worldsbiggesthug.dingojunction.com >or phone (02) 42274177. > >[WHY] To call for a non-violent resolution to >the crisis precipitated by the attacks on the US >World Trade Centre and Pentagon. Also, we plan >our silent one minute hug as a vigil for the >victims. > >[HOW] The previous world record is 1468 people. >The Guinness World Record rules are arms must be >around waists for at least ten seconds as people >hug in a huge unbroken circle. > > >More about the Hug: > >People of all races and religions are being asked >to join together in a peaceful one minute vigil >at Wollongongs South Beach near the >Entertainment Centre this Monday 1st October at >5pm. We are hoping for at least 2000 to break the >previous record of 1468 people. Everyone is >invited to bring a flower, or candle, or express >their pain and hopes as they desire. It is a >community event - built by you. > >[contact] email: worldsbiggesthug@hotmail.com > http://worldsbiggesthug.dingojunction.com > phone/fax: (02) 42274177. > >Peace > > >http://www.care2.com - Get your Free e-mail account that helps save Wildlife! >= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = >active-wollongong and the weekly active-wollongong-calendar are mailing >lists for anyone interested in any form of active positive social >change. They are an electronic 'information central' about talks, >actions, festivals, meetings, films, gigs, funraisers, court cases, >conferences and the rest! >. >to subscribe to active-wollongong, email: geton.wollongong@active.org.au >to unsubscribe to active-wollongong, email: getoff.wollongong@active.org.au >. >if you need help or have a problem, please email owner-wollongong@active.org.au - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2001 22:23:28 +1000 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: [oztori] One nice 'big' email to leave the impossible to please just as cynical, unpleased, unhappy and generally bitchy as always. Tuesday, September 25, 2001, 4:08:03 PM, Nathan wrote: NR> Everything looks like Double Dutch to you, doesn't it? There's nothing wrong with my verbal skills. It only seems that way because my math skills are so high. ~ Dilbert ~ NR> Noooo! Firstly, that "someone" was ME, well, frankly, who remembers what you say anyway, nathan... NR> and secondly.. it was gold and platinum accreditations I was NR> talking about. Chart positions are based on actual *sales* (in NR> theory)... Gold and platinum accreditations are based on how many NR> copies have been shipped to stores. Ahhhhh ok - fair enough... so number 7 chart position really is quite impressive... WOW! :) NR> SLG also debuted at #16 in the UK if anyone cares. lets face it, the UK always has had fucked up music tastes... (any country where the Depeche mode are popular...? Oh PLEASE! :) they just wouldn't appreciate tori... NR> He's our troll lovechild, Dan. nathan! - don't tell everyone that! - it was just suppose to be our little secret, just between the two of us... remember..? Tuesday, September 25, 2001, 4:43:17 PM, Holly wrote: (in reference to nathan...) HW> Hey, Li was right! You ARE fucking annoying!! a job well done i must say nathan :) Tuesday, September 25, 2001, 10:11:52 PM, Jasmina wrote: JJ> mainly could apply to those folks in the sydney wollongong region, JJ> doesnt it sound like fun!!! why does everyone want more body contact? Why can't we go along never touching anyone else... - there is enough bodily contact with handshakes, the 'fake' kiss and cuddles and pat on backs etc etc in this world already... we don't need a god damn 'hug for peace' day to make things worse! I here by start the 'no more bodily contact association' all oztori members willing to join are more then willing... dan dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2001 22:39:13 +1000 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: [oztori] Lyric Book Perhaps old news, but this looks quite impressive... if i could afford it, I'd buy it... http://shopping.artistdirect.com/product_information.asp?PRODUCT=ADTABK001 dan dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2001 22:54:36 +1000 From: "Rachael..." Subject: [oztori] tori and icq saw this at icq.com: Ask Tori Amos about anything you want to know. You may submit your questions until September 27, 2001. ICQ will pick 20 questions to be answered by Tori Amos. okay, im drunk so ill go. rachael ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2001 23:04:45 +1000 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re: [oztori] tori and icq Tuesday, September 25, 2001, 10:54:36 PM, Rachael... wrote: R> okay, im drunk so ill go. am i right to suspect an alcoholic problem amongst the oz tori members??? - seems you people are always drunk or close to it :) (of course l'il dan isn't ever drunk, cause he is underage and all. :) dan dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2001 23:15:40 +1000 From: "Rachael..." Subject: RE: [oztori] tori and icq if you wanna see drunk tori fans, maybe you should come into the irc channel now ;) rachael - -----Original Message----- From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org]On Behalf Of Daniel Hirning Sent: Tuesday, 25 September 2001 11:05 PM To: oztori@smoe.org Subject: Re: [oztori] tori and icq Tuesday, September 25, 2001, 10:54:36 PM, Rachael... wrote: R> okay, im drunk so ill go. am i right to suspect an alcoholic problem amongst the oz tori members??? - seems you people are always drunk or close to it :) (of course l'il dan isn't ever drunk, cause he is underage and all. :) dan dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Sep 2001 04:47:31 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Rala?= Subject: Re: [oztori] 13th October - Sydney Oztorians --- Mike Champ wrote: > do you people all know each other? Well the first time I met anyone off the list was for organising the Tori Party here..soi didnt know anyone before that no.. Ugh I cant sleeeep! Help! Maybe I should go have a nice warm shower.. Rala ;o] ZzZzzZ ===== 'I started to accept the mess I'm in. I know that mess spelled backwards is ssem and I felt much better armed with that information' ~ Tori Amos ~ http://travel.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Travel - - Got Itchy feet? Get inspired! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2001 15:30:56 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] *insert witty title that nobody ever takes notice of anyway* Daniel Hirning wrote: > There's nothing wrong with my verbal skills. It > only seems that way > because my math skills are so high. > ~ Dilbert ~ Yeah that's probably true for you. > Ahhhhh ok - fair enough... so number 7 chart > position really is quite > impressive... WOW! :) Reasonably, yes. Considering Tori is still a relatively unknown in Oz, it's quite amazing that her last 5 albums have all had top 10 debuts. Gasp, you'd think she was popular or something. > lets face it, the UK always has had fucked up > music tastes... (any > country where the Depeche mode are popular...? Oh > PLEASE! :) *stamps foot* What is wrong with DM? (note, there is no "the" in front of it ;). The UK charts may be shitty, but the US ones are 10 times worse. > they just wouldn't appreciate tori... Yeah but TVAB only made 22 over there, so it's a bit of an improvement. Hey, UTP debuted at #1 over there! Still the only time Tori's had a #1 album in sales, I think. > why does everyone want more body contact? Why can't > we go along never > touching anyone else... - there is enough > bodily contact with > handshakes, the 'fake' kiss and cuddles and pat > on backs etc etc in > this world already... we don't need a god damn 'hug > for peace' day to > make things worse! If they want to do something for world peace that will get noticed, they ought to do the 'crotch-grab for peace' day ;) > I here by start the 'no more bodily contact > association' all oztori > members willing to join are more then willing... Of course you really meant 'more THAN willing' :) Nayth'n. . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2001 15:36:17 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Lyric Book Daniel Hirning wrote: > Perhaps old news, but this looks quite impressive... > if i could afford > it, I'd buy it... HOLD YOUR HORSES peeps... While admittedly I have not seen nor scrutinised the book in my usual nit-picky detail, I have a few comments to make regarding it: The lyrics to the album songs are just as they appear in the CD booklets - ie, NO backing vocals (eg. the multi-layered vocals in Father Lucifer)/corrections/etc. Secondly, I know that Samurai and Til the Chicken have been left out of the book - 2 songs that people generally have a difficult time figuring out lyrics for. I don't think it has the words to any of the covers either. What was the fucking point for the book being made at all if it contains these serious flaws. If you're not going to do something right, you may as well not do it at all, I say. And "Nathan knows best" ;) Nathan. "I think people who make up fake quotes that I've said are really sad" - Siobhan Fahey ;) . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2001 15:40:38 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] tori and AA Daniel Hirning wrote: > am i right to suspect an alcoholic problem > amongst the oz tori > members??? - seems you people are always drunk or > close to it :) Yeah 'tdoes look that way... I feel like such a square compared to you guys - I haven't had a drink for weeks, and I'm not doing any drugs (prescription or otherwise ;). You lot are just way to 'cool' for me :( > (of course l'il dan isn't ever drunk, cause he is > underage and all. :) lol.. Dan S probably carries more drugs than the average-sized pharmacy ;) Nayth'n. "I'm anti-D.R.U.G.G.I.E my body's healthy and my rhymes keep me healthy and the Funky Bunch helps me to bring you a show with no intoxication can you feel the vibration?" - Marky Mark, "Good Vibrations" "God is trash, you can buy him by the gram" - Siobhan Fahey . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2001 15:41:36 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] Grrrrrrr I meant "my rhymes MAKE ME WEALTHY" in that Marky Mark lyric quote at the bottom of my last e-mail. Apologies for any inconvenience this may have caused. Natey-Nate and the Fuckin' Bunch. . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2001 15:44:49 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] 13th October - Sydney Oztorians Rala wrote: > Well the first time I met anyone off the list was > for > organising the Tori Party here.. The swinger's one? ;) > soi didnt know > anyone > before that no.. Yeah, but I bet you got to know 'em all REAL well that night. > Ugh I cant sleeeep! Help! Maybe I should go have a > nice warm shower.. Or a cold one for that matter. Nath. . ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Sep 2001 11:44:34 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] World's Biggest Hug for Peace At 22:11 25/09/2001 +1000, Jasmina J wrote: Re: World's biggest hug... [snip] Everyone is >invited to bring a >flower, or candle, or express >their pain and hopes as they desire. Yes, bring a candle to burn the people next to you in the giant hug!?! What!?! ;o) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Sep 2001 04:00:55 +0100 (BST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= Subject: Re: [oztori] World's Biggest Hug for Peace > Everyone is >invited to bring a > >flower, or candle, or express >their pain and hopes > as they desire. I can possibly also see some objection to people expressing their pain and hopes as they desire. I hope to meet Trent Reznor and Tori. I am going to express that by bringing flowers and candles and then walking around in leather pants singing a hybrid of "Closer" and "Leather", hugging randome people, while murmuring "I want to fuck you like an animal" in their ears, and then going around smoking cigars and running over angels. Hand me my leather, Dan ;) ===== The STRANGE LITTLE GIRL net50 voting Campaign... Simply go to the following url and fill in the details. "Strange Little Girl, Tori Amos" is in the list at the bottom of the page (songs listed by title). Thanks, and get those votes in!! vote here: http://triplej.abc.net.au/net50/vote.htm Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2001 20:32:17 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] Leather for world peace Daniel wrote: > I can possibly also see some objection to people > expressing their pain and hopes as they desire. I > hope > to meet Trent Reznor and Tori. I am going to express > that by bringing flowers and candles and then > walking > around in leather pants singing a hybrid of "Closer" > and "Leather", hugging randome people, while > murmuring > "I want to fuck you like an animal" "I want to wear you like an animal", perhaps? ;) > in their ears, > and > then going around smoking cigars and running over > angels. Name the place & time and I'll be there! DomiNATHrix. "I smiled in all the right places, and STILL you didn't notice my new leather catsuit, did ya?" - Siobhan Fahey in 'You Made Me Come To This' . ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Sep 2001 13:36:31 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] World's Biggest Hug for Peace At 04:00 26/09/2001 +0100, Daniel wrote: >> Everyone is >invited to bring a >> >flower, or candle, or express >their pain and hopes >> as they desire. > >I can possibly also see some objection to people >expressing their pain and hopes as they desire. I hope >to meet Trent Reznor and Tori. I am going to express >that by bringing flowers and candles and then walking >around in leather pants singing a hybrid of "Closer" >and "Leather", hugging randome people, while murmuring >"I want to fuck you like an animal" in their ears, and >then going around smoking cigars and running over >angels. > >Hand me my leather, >Dan ;) LOL - I actually laughed out loud! :o) that murmuring in the ears bit... that is one easy way to disband the giant hug or get arrested... or BOTH! LOL! "Everyone is >invited to bring a >> >flower, or candle, or express >their pain and hopes >> as they desire." now I wonder could we count 'desire' as a verb!?! ;o) expressing your pain and hopes - while you are desiring. ;) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2001 20:40:13 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] [ozporn] LMAO Somebody sent me this: SB (somebody) LMAO> Go to this site then enter your SB> favourite URL here to SB> make it porno. *L* SB> http://www.pornolize.com/ So.. I entered in thedent.com, and LOL @ some of what appears: (cover your eyes if you don't like 'naughty' words) - Feature "Plugin" Tori Quote "Don't you think it's really important now that there's a licking forum, that we're titty fucking about all fistfucks of what smacked September 11 and what led up to it? We need to do some research; we need to think about, Why is the farting world where it is? It's so deep-fisted, if we really start farting, and we might not like what we find. But I think we have to, we have to ask the ballbusting balls." Quote from Tori from "MTV Balls "Fat Ass" Together: Muff sniffs And "Ass-stitcher" Wad pulls Speak" Go to the plowing Dent "Fat Ass" Forum/Message "Cockboy" Board Go to the plowing Toriphile "Jerkoff" Registry Go to the smooching Dent "Big Cock" Cam Logo deep throated by Andy "Bust-a-Cunt" Baio using an image from Tori's Little "Pimp Mastah" Balls album. Feature "Plugin" Tori Photo Deep throats toKathy "Bust-a-Cunt" Barton for spanks photo, which is from an ad for Tori's Aug 30 London show that sucks inTime "Bust-a-Cunt" Out London. Click to see it a raiding little larger. Last "Superdick" Asslicked Tuesday, September 25, 2001 - - 7:40 PM EST Motherfucking "Airing the Orchid" The thrusting Toriphile "Ass-stitcher" Online Community "Big Dick" Since March 25, 1996! http://thedent.com LMAO! Nayth. . ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Sep 2001 05:01:17 +0100 (BST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= Subject: Re: [oztori] [ozporn] LMAO for some reason i decided to 'pornolise' the oztori page...we are now officially known as the "Australasian "Bust-a-Cunt" Tori Deep throats Community". so there you go. someone with more time on their hands (nathan?) could perhaps plug in some tori songs and see what happens. or not. xoxo dan ;) np: cocteau twins - blue bell knoll (anyone who likes harpsichord ostinatos and waily vocals and good drum beats (ie - anyone who likes caught a lite sneeze) would do well to download that track). ===== The STRANGE LITTLE GIRL net50 voting Campaign... Simply go to the following url and fill in the details. "Strange Little Girl, Tori Amos" is in the list at the bottom of the page (songs listed by title). Thanks, and get those votes in!! vote here: http://triplej.abc.net.au/net50/vote.htm Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V1 #175 ****************************