From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V1 #168 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Saturday, September 22 2001 Volume 01 : Number 168 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] American Commercilism [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] HEEEEEEYYYYYY! HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] Read this e-mail if you value potty humour ;o) [AndrewR ] [oztori] another weird WTC 'coincidence' [Ben Hughes ] [oztori] Glory of the 80's clip [AndrewR ] [oztori] No one'll read this but here goes... [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] Rock my soul ["Dylan Plant" ] Re: [oztori] SLG reviewers.. How DUMB are some of these people?! ["Dylan] Re: [oztori] Rock my soul ["li" ] Re: [oztori] No one'll read this but here goes... ["Dylan Plant" ] RE: [oztori] Hey you, get out of my inbox, get into my car... get in the backseat baby! OMG Billy Ocean Flashback - that MOUSTACHE! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [] Re: [oztori] Y Kant Tori STILL Read [Nathan R ] [oztori] I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride... [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] lilicious [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] No one'll read this but here goes... ["li" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2001 23:49:28 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] American Commercilism At 00:17 20/09/2001 -0700, Nathan R wrote: >Dan Stapleton wrote: > >> anyone want me to buy them anything from the US? >> Tozza >> stuff? > >How about a piece of her flesh? > Her neice or John Tesh!?! >(insert second line:) > did that help ;o) > >Nathan. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2001 23:52:25 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] HEEEEEEYYYYYY! HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! At 17:51 20/09/2001 +1000, Holly Williamson wrote: >Hey Hey Hey!! > >I don't know if anybody will remember me.... please say you do.... Kate? >Dan? Marina? Anyone?!! I miss you all so much, but have gotten tied up in >life-situations, so haven't made an effort to keep in touch. I am sorry a >million times over. Screams all girly-like for no apparent reason - oh Holly is back! HIYAS GIRL! ;o) (Holly, I'm sure is the girl that is supposed to send me her comp tape ;o) (Darkgeography if he is still on the list was my sendee... It's still coming DG - I'm creating a catalogue and track listing in my mind - for the last 6 months - no really, I find a song of mine and go WOW! That'd fit GREAT between song x and song y. I.e. leading B[if]tek straight into The Pumpkins - it'll work - believe me!) Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 00:00:05 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Y Kant Tori STILL Read At 00:30 20/09/2001 -0700, Natty wrote: [snip] Both sides of the coin baby. If there is ever a follow up to Y Kant Tori Read - than THIS has to be the title of one of the tracks! LOL! >Natty ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 00:03:20 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Read this e-mail if you value potty humour ;o) At 01:24 20/09/2001 -0700, Nathan R wrote: [snip] >File under "I masturbate" for 'I must admit' in Kate >Bush's "Sat In Your Lap". > As long as you don't confuse that title name... with a lisp... "I Sh....." rather crass I know... ;o) >Naythan ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 00:26:56 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] street-walker, texas prick :P aka Chuck Norris!?! At 11:54 21/09/2001 +1000, Jasmina J wrote: >i dont understand why the US has to wage war, why cant they just go and >grab the guys they want and kill them and leave the rest of them alone, >that to me is the tragic part As Richard Butler said on The Panel, Justice has to be served for such a henious crime. It is just that it cannot bubble over into revenge. I'm sure they must realise that. Did anyone see that George W. Bush thing "Wanted: Dead or Alive" - as if that is all he said. I reckon the media is a BIG problem in all what is going on because, he ACTUALLY said: "There is an old poster in Texas that said "Wanted: Dead or Alive". I don't want that, I want Justice." Puts a WHOLE DIFFERENT SPIN ON IT DOESN'T IT!! I oringinally thought he had only said wanted:dead or alive - it makes it out as if he is some gung-ho - kill anyone who moves sorta person... you only get that impression through the bloody media. I am SO sick of CNN being put on at home here! People in Afganistan etc. would just see that head line "Wanted: Dead or Alive" and think the worst/inevitable... when the media completely removed the most poignient sections of the quote. The Media: accompalices to terrorism!?! Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 00:38:59 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] SLG reviewers.. How DUMB are some of these people?! At 23:39 20/09/2001 -0700, Nathan R wrote: >Had to chuckle at some of the SLG reviews I've read. >I've included snippet-ed highlights below: [snip] excluding the rather silly final review - gaffs about pianos not withstanding (is there a d in there) I think all of these reviews are quite positive. In fact they are quite freshening compared to the reviews I have read in years past, where they just didn't "get" the albums. Tell me, is there a Who weekly review - the people in that magazine (judging from the last Tori albums, infact most non-mainstream-conscious albums get a right and propper drubbing from the fish's anus that writes the reviews for that 'rag'. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 00:40:44 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] You remember me! At 06:48 21/09/2001 GMT, riot@senet.com.au wrote: >> One of my very favourite lines from this album is from New Age: 'Oh you >> little SICK little fucks!!' I just think it's so unexpected and awesome... >> I don't exactly know why it's in that song, but still, it just adds to the >> flavour. > > >i assumed it was "sick little fox', but i think i like the sound of 'sick little >fucks' better! would make for a great live version. > LOL! The sick little fucks jumped over the lazy asshole ;o) >dale. > >------------------------------------------- >This message was sent using SE Net Webmail. >http://webmail.senet.com.au/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2001 23:01:00 +0800 From: Ben Hughes Subject: [oztori] another weird WTC 'coincidence' hows this... change the flight details ("Q33NY" all caps) from a regular font to wingdings it gets even weirder.... its gonna end up being one of those "lee harvey oswald/grassy knolls" things that'll keep those conspiracy nuts well and truly occupied for decades to come ben "the truth is out there.... somewhere?" hughes ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 01:03:22 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] Glory of the 80's clip I was just at musicmax.tv and had searched on Tori Amos - and there appears to be 2 videos for Glory of... what is this. Does anyone know!?! Go and vote for SLGs http://www.musicmax.tv/request/request.asp ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 01:06:05 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] No one'll read this but here goes... Dylan on Sarah Mac: Fumbling towards ectasy is exactly that - good purchase on your first SMcL CD - it was my first. (well Delerium sort of was - all c/ this list!) Nathan said: >I don't like the use of 'pussy' a hole lot. Now that just HAS to be a pun there Nayth! :o) AndrewR is currently listening to Nite and Fog by Mercury Rev *sooo coool* AndrewR has just polished off a cookies and cream/choc-mint double scoop ice cream! *feels sooo guilty* Mr 14 year old... was it 14!?! LOL Dan Stapelton is 14 going on 40 and said: >in other news, my transformation into a middle aged >man is almost complete! not only am i now on 4 >prescription medications, but my doctor says i have a >stomach ulcer! yay! > >l'il (sick) dan WTF! Careful of that stomach ulcer Dan, that is NOT something you want. Do you know if it is from Helicobacter Pylori or is it like a stress/environmental thing. The H. Pylori thing can be treated with a simple course of antibiotics. Speaking of antibiotics - last night and thismorning I ate two tubs of yogurt... I thought they had a bit of a tartness to them - only after reaching the bottom of the second tub did I find the mould! ARRRRGH! Oh well... pencillin I guess! :o) OK, can we all give the number of our 'prescribed' medications (no names) just the number... (vitamins don't count) - I remember someone mentioning how on the US Dent boards - that every seems to be on about 50 different types of medication! Dan S is 4... I'm at 3 Anyone else!?! Dan Hirning squeeled: >Can >someone *please* tell me what engineers should do to stop getting >constantly bashed in the student paper because we are 'sexist' - >because, no female engineer i talk to can tell me what it is we do... Well, can I say the whole thing is (that I noticed when I started Engineering) that there aren't that many girls. The girls that are there aren't "pretty"... and the guys that do engineering are either jock/slobs who'll find the "pretty" girls - where-ever they hide... Sportsgirl or something - and the rest (yes these are large generalisations) are uber-nerds - who have never talked to a girl in their live. *any connection to Mr. Hirning was no way intended* (unless he is a pretty girl) ;o) Zac Ariel on Jerry Springer and/or Ricky Lake hee hee: >honey, does anyone give two flying fscks about how long you been online? LOL! Zac - you so sound like either a fat drag queen on Jerry who is trying to steel his best friend's husband or a black-girl-alica-from-survivor-finger-waving chick in vinyl skirts that are just WAAAAAY to small! flying fscks!?! Flying Fishcakes!?! ;o) David and Daniel nerds of eternal twilight said: >I will always feel left out not having had a >childhood which consisted of FidoNet like all true 'geeks' :) > >But... i ran a little BBS as well... Though it was just mainly for >friends to chat and stuff and waste time :) > >DM> My online times are the only good memories I have of my childhood. >DM> *sob* > >i know what ya mean... *sob* OMG! Didn't anyone have a NORMAL childhood... like playing in the back-yard with the neigbours, swimming, riding your bike... at night coming in and watching Transformers, Now You See It, Monkey, Dangermouse, The Goodies and Dr. Who!?! >>7) you love B words: buffy, bjork, ben folds, bevan, bitching... Forgot 'Belly'. Jasmina can I put you in my 'bitch attack' cross-hairs!?! I don't know if it is a problem with your mail program but your posts always seem to be just one entire BLOCK of text, with no line spaces - it makes them very difficult to read - i.e. who is saying what - so I get exasperated and tend to move on! Just thought I'd let you know! I little bit of Nayth said in reguards to the Dent: >It's the ONLY Tori site I really bother to look at >these days. It's the only Tori site I EVER bothered to look at. That and TALD (Tori Amos Lyric Database) oh and Here. In My Head mp3 download stuff... Speaking of TALD is Danielle still on the list!?! Hellloooo *drums* HELLOOOOOO!!!! *drums* (Pirates of course) Nayth also uttered: >Who TF is he? Is TF related to BT!?! ;o) and he ALSO said: >"Ballyntine" (or however TF it's spelt), sounds too >close to "Balanitis" (inflammation of the glans penis) >for comfort, IMHO. Oh My Nathan... how do you KNOW these things... what DID you do at Uni... classes with 2% men, gender issues, training transexuals how to speak in a feminine voice and now "Balanitis"! The mind boggles! *boggle* ;o) "Lavs" Lavenda said: >Is that Walker, Texas Ranger? That's still getting played??? You sure know your Chuck Norris, don't you Lavs! ;) Anyone seen those particularly awful infomercials on late at night with him in them!?! Ugh! ;o) Daniel Hirning said: >> >>Really? I don't see any resemblances between KidA and any bjork stuff >>at all... - Well, the only resemblance is that they are both quite >>different to the norm... - but just being different doesn't >>necessarily mean better, which i think is why most ppl like KidA so >>much - "cause its different, its good"... how untrue.. > No... WAY Kid A has some of the most beautiful tracks on it. Track 4. It kills me every time. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 01:16:28 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] I don't know why I did it; teh-ook the keys to my brother's car... heyyyy! Just to put my foot toooo the flooorrrr yeah. Well, after my big-arsed e-mail reply that I'm sure no one will read. I posted it before signing off/summing up. Something whitty then? No? Boy that ice-cream was nice. I think I've passed from guilt to quiet ecstasy! :o) G'night. AndrewRwerdnA ndrewRwerdn drewRwerd rewRwer ewRwe wRw R funky! :o) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 01:41:43 +1000 From: "David McGahan" Subject: RE: [oztori] No one'll read this but here goes... > Oh My Nathan... how do you KNOW these things... what DID you do at Uni... > classes with 2% men, gender issues, training transexuals how to speak in a > feminine voice and now "Balanitis"! The mind boggles! *boggle* ;o) 2% Men? Is that like 20% proof and 99% fat-free? ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 01:41:41 +1000 From: "David McGahan" Subject: RE: [oztori] Thought I'd Share Surely not the whole lot? Four centuries of translation and analysis? It's all an Internet hoax?? Wow... > -----Original Message----- > From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org]On Behalf Of > Nerida Hooykaas > Sent: Wednesday, 19 September 2001 5:57 PM > To: oztori@smoe.org > Subject: Re: [oztori] Thought I'd Share > > > Ok i just wanted to say on the whole nostradamus thing..it's a whole > internet hoax...I received an email about it.. > > sorry guys!! > > Neri =8O) > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: David McGahan > To: OzTori Mailing List > Sent: Wednesday, September 19, 2001 3:51 PM > Subject: [oztori] Thought I'd Share > > > > Just a little something a friend of mine sent me :) > > > > > > >Century 1, Quatrain 87 > > >------------------------ > > >Earth-shaking fire from the center of the earth. > > >Will cause the towers around the New City to shake, > > >Two great rocks for a long time will make war, > > >And then Arethusa will color a new river red. > > >- Nostradamus. > > > > >Arethusa is a greek nymph.....and is also an anagram of USA HATER. > > > > Chances are slim, granted - but I wouldn't put it past good ol' Nosty. > > > > DMcG/B ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 05:44:32 +1000 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re: [oztori] but will you find me if my prep teacher makes me hug a tree Friday, September 21, 2001, 11:03:42 PM, Nathan wrote: NR> Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps. Maybe we should all go hug a tree*. speaking of hugging a tree.... that brings back memories of a book i once read... - i think it was called sister kate... or something... - she did more then just hug a tree :) NR> (*my grade Prep teacher in NZ made us do this once.. seriously.. NR> Any wonder I've turned out the way I have ;) LMAO :) i've hugged a tree once... - but it doesn't count.. - i was high. dan dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 05:56:49 +1000 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re[2]: [oztori] Hey you, get out of my inbox, get into my car... get in the backseat baby! OMG Billy Ocean Flashback - that MOUSTACHE! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Friday, September 21, 2001, 11:44:17 PM, AndrewR wrote: A> Everyone loves you when you're bi... wasn't that a song!?! looking at the girls, eyeing all the guys... 'Bi' by living colour. I can definitely see the benefits of being bi... - but alas, i'm not :( straight all the way >>3) you find yourself intensely annoyed by the name nathan >> >>he's funny sometimes! :) >> A> funny strange or funny ha ha? ;o) a strange cynical way :) and on the few occasions he's had some fucking hilarious remarks... *trys hard to think of one* can't. A> Dan S - you weren't probably born when this was on. NOW *THAT* is A> scary. OMG! - how fucking true! - and how scary! - its times like this i feel soooo old :( A> I think it's that we all KNOW we (mostly) all LOVE Tori - so why A> talk it to death - tori? well like who's tori? Answer me andrew, who's tori. Does anyone know tori? are you tori? There was one girl named tori but she was a total geek, always had food in her braces. answer me andrew, - who's tori! A> No, no Ratatouille Strychnine. Gees! - i can't believe i didn't think of that one :) A> The Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair! ;) i *must* reread that now that i actually know the religious backing behind it... A> There was limited packaging for Amnesiac!?!?!?! What was it. yeah, fish in newtown had sold out of it by the sunday night it was released.. (eg, a day before it actually was officially released on the monday)... A> DON'T KNOCK KID A! Why do I like all the albums, people hate!?! not all the albums you like, people hate... i don't have pele.. or *any* other tori album... - so that gives you a few albums we share a common bond with :) dan dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 05:59:18 +1000 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re[2]: [oztori] street-walker, texas prick :P aka Chuck Norris!?! Saturday, September 22, 2001, 12:26:56 AM, AndrewR wrote: A> The Media: accompalices to terrorism!?! well of course it is... without media terrorism would have no point... Without media coverage, terrorism would just be an act of violence that no one knew about - and hence no one found out about 'the cause'... Incidentally... everyone keeps calling the WTC 'disaster' as terrorism... but, i don't fully understand how it is terrorism... - no one has claimed responsibility for it, and the one person they think it is is denying it... - WTF was the purpose of it if no one knows the reason behind it? Or is it just the whole 'anti america' type of reason? annnyway... dan dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 06:10:32 +1000 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re: [oztori] No one'll read this but here goes... Saturday, September 22, 2001, 1:06:05 AM, AndrewR wrote: A> OK, can we all give the number of our 'prescribed' medications (no A> names) just the number... I'm not on any... the last time i went to a doctor was when i broke my arm... - back in yr 7... A> Dan Hirning squeeled: squeeled?? SQUEELED?! Oh please! :) A> Well, can I say the whole thing is (that I noticed when I started A> Engineering) well what would *you* know... you're at UQ... what a crap uni... :))) A> that there aren't that many girls. no, no there isn't... - but its not because we don't want them there :) A> The girls that are there aren't "pretty"... there is some 'quality product' in engineering :) there is also a few that aren't all that pretty... A> and the guys that do engineering are either jock/slobs there is definitely less jock/slobs in, say first year, then what there is just graduating... - either engineering produces jocks/slobs in the 4 yrs, or there is less of em doing it... A> Sportsgirl or something - and the rest (yes these are large A> generalisations) are uber-nerds - who have never talked to a girl A> in their live. actually, i think that is pretty close to the truth for some of them... A> *any connection to Mr. Hirning was no way intended* (unless he is a A> pretty girl) ;o) HA! - i wish i was a pretty girl :) - but no connection to me anyway, i'm not a jock or slob, and i'm not a nerd who has never even talked to a girl... (i know some would argue with the amount of time i spent in front of a computer... - but i'm really not a nerd!) in fact, i made use of the extremely rare species - female engineers - and had one for a girlfriend for 18months... - we even where about to move out together... - but *she* chickened out... (and yet you hear all these stories that its the male that can't commit... ) A> David and Daniel nerds of eternal twilight said: eternal twilight.. - i quite like that.. for some reason... A> OMG! Didn't anyone have a NORMAL childhood... we didn't grow up in the '50s! :) A> like playing in the back-yard with the neigbours, swimming, riding A> your bike... at night coming in and watching Transformers, Now You A> See It, Monkey, Dangermouse, The Goodies and Dr. Who!?! ctually, surprisingly that sounds extremely familiar - Transformers rocked! (the old ones) as did voltron... and what about the lost city of gold! - i loved that show!! :) A> I don't know if it is a problem with your mail program but your A> posts always seem to be just one entire BLOCK of text, i am *so* glad someone else brought this up... i wanted to ... but didn't think now (in light of the recent email arguments) would be the good time to do it :) A> Is TF related to BT!?! ;o) :-^ BT rocks... i don't care what you think :) A> No... WAY Kid A has some of the most beautiful tracks on it. Track A> 4. It kills me every time. i'll give it another listen one of these days... - its the next thing i put in the stereo after i take SLG out.. (which still hasn't been taken out since i first got it...) oh, btw, MORNING ALL! :) sun is up, and its just about time for me to go to bed :) andrew, enjoy your ice cream induced ecstasy :) dan dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2001 05:06:03 +0800 From: "ennui" Subject: RE: [oztori] No one'll nead this but here goes... >Hellloooo *drums* >HELLOOOOOO!!!! *drums* (Pirates of course) Hark! You ubernerd. (Mr Walker was always the thinking person's hero). And this, gleaned from another list: >>Not too very long ago I had what one might call a >>spiritual/existential crisis which was equal parts Albert >>Camus and J. D. Salinger with a little Tori Amos thrown >>in for spice. Tori Amos is a symbiotic parasite of the mind, not a disease. ennui [tired] PS/ Pigs take about 4hrs to dance the salsa of luurve, and boars are the most friendly creatures, attempting to eat one's boot and such-like so I won't hear a word against pigs (at least not Landrace and Large Whites). _ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 07:51:24 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: [oztori] bleary-eyed. Dan G was proved right, no Letterman on last night, but I did get the SLG vid, so it wasn't a total loss. Andrew R typed: >You sure know your Chuck Norris, don't you Lavs! ;) Anyone seen those >particularly awful infomercials on late at night with him in them!?! Ugh! ;o) It's from years of staying up to watch the AFL footy show, or Trek or Letterman... As for the infomercials, I assume you're speaking of the 'fitness' ones, and that he hasn't ventured into other areas? So yes, I did read the email ;) Pigs are cool, especially when they fly. Dan C, you read about Super Piggy yet? ;) X Lavs ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 10:05:05 +1000 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: Re: [oztori] Rock my soul Alex Lloyd. And that's all there is to say on the matter. Dylan ps lol - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Nathan R" To: Sent: Friday, September 21, 2001 11:00 PM Subject: [oztori] Rock my soul > AndrewR wrote: > > > Tim Rogers would have to compete with Paul Kelly for > > the award for the > > ugliest men in the Australian rock industry! > > > > no offense Tim or Paul! ;o) > > Is there any competition though - I mean, WHO in the > Australian 'rock' industry (didn't know there was one > left) looks half decent? Or sounds half decent, for > that matter. > > > Nathan. > > "and all the pretty people that i used to see > have died or moved away or they're in recovery" > - Shuv (Siobhan) > > . > > __________________________________________________ > Terrorist Attacks on U.S. - How can you help? > Donate cash, emergency relief information > http://dailynews.yahoo.com/fc/US/Emergency_Information/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 10:12:09 +1000 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: Re: [oztori] SLG reviewers.. How DUMB are some of these people?! AR excluding the rather silly final review - gaffs about pianos not AR withstanding (is there a d in there) I think all of these reviews are quite AR positive. In fact they are quite freshening compared to the reviews I have AR read in years past, where they just didn't "get" the albums. Tell me, is AR there a Who weekly review - the people in that magazine (judging from the AR last Tori albums, infact most non-mainstream-conscious albums get a right AR and propper drubbing from the fish's anus that writes the reviews for that AR 'rag'. You may diss Who Weekly, but NW is sacred territory I'm telling you! NW ROCKS!!!!! and to reply to the rest of the email - I agree. There. Dylan Only just barely awake... ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 10:38:23 +1000 From: "li" Subject: Re: [oztori] Rock my soul I think George are pretty cool. - ---------- > From: Dylan Plant > To: Nathan R ; oztori@smoe.org > Subject: Re: [oztori] Rock my soul > Date: Saturday, 22 September 2001 10:05 > > Alex Lloyd. > And that's all there is to say on the matter. > Dylan > ps lol > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Nathan R" > To: > Sent: Friday, September 21, 2001 11:00 PM > Subject: [oztori] Rock my soul > > > > AndrewR wrote: > > > > > Tim Rogers would have to compete with Paul Kelly for > > > the award for the > > > ugliest men in the Australian rock industry! > > > > > > no offense Tim or Paul! ;o) > > > > Is there any competition though - I mean, WHO in the > > Australian 'rock' industry (didn't know there was one > > left) looks half decent? Or sounds half decent, for > > that matter. > > > > > > Nathan. > > > > "and all the pretty people that i used to see > > have died or moved away or they're in recovery" > > - Shuv (Siobhan) > > > > . > > > > __________________________________________________ > > Terrorist Attacks on U.S. - How can you help? > > Donate cash, emergency relief information > > http://dailynews.yahoo.com/fc/US/Emergency_Information/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 10:18:50 +1000 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: Re: [oztori] No one'll read this but here goes... > Dylan on Sarah Mac: > > Fumbling towards ectasy is exactly that - good purchase on your first SMcL > CD - it was my first. (well Delerium sort of was - all c/ this list!) Well, Have finally gotten off ass and listened to it...and its really good! Can't wait to hear some of her other stuff... > OMG! Didn't anyone have a NORMAL childhood... like playing in the back-yard > with the neigbours, swimming, riding your bike... at night coming in and > watching Transformers, Now You See It, Monkey, Dangermouse, The Goodies and > Dr. Who!?! YES!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!! I loved Dangermouse, Rocky and Bullwinkle (the movie is an absolute pisser), The Goodies, Monkey, Astro Boy, Rugrats, Samurai Pizza Cats...the list goes on! Altho have to admit, the reason I wasn't running a BBS at the tender age of 10 like some others was cos we were to poor to afford a VCR let alone a computer. Altho did have a Commodore 64 with games like Super Mario Brothers, Tetris etc, etc. Dylan "Like a virgin" Madonna ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 10:40:18 +1000 From: "li" Subject: Re: [oztori] OT > >i dont understand why the US has to wage war, why cant they just go and > >grab the guys they want and kill them and leave the rest of them alone, > >that to me is the tragic part I agree with Andrew. And its not just 'a few guys'. Terrorism is an enormous, complex system of people. > As Richard Butler said on The Panel, Justice has to be served for such a > henious crime. It is just that it cannot bubble over into revenge. I'm sure > they must realise that. Did anyone see that George W. Bush thing "Wanted: > Dead or Alive" - as if that is all he said. I reckon the media is a BIG > problem in all what is going on because, he ACTUALLY said: "There is an old > poster in Texas that said "Wanted: Dead or Alive". I don't want that, I > want Justice." Puts a WHOLE DIFFERENT SPIN ON IT DOESN'T IT!! I oringinally > thought he had only said wanted:dead or alive - it makes it out as if he is > some gung-ho - kill anyone who moves sorta person... you only get that > impression through the bloody media. I am SO sick of CNN being put on at > home here! People in Afganistan etc. would just see that head line "Wanted: > Dead or Alive" and think the worst/inevitable... when the media completely > removed the most poignient sections of the quote. > > The Media: accompalices to terrorism!?! > > Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2001 17:25:13 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: RE: [oztori] Hey you, get out of my inbox, get into my car... get in the backseat baby! OMG Billy Ocean Flashback - that MOUSTACHE! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AndrewR wrote: (firstly, LMAO @ Billy Ocean flashback! If only Tori had covered "Get Outta My Dreams (Get Into My Car)" for SLG! > Everyone loves you when you're bi... wasn't that a > song!?! Living Color (sic) sang that. > funny strange or funny ha ha? ;o) ho ho ho. > Every time I see that name I think THE COMEDY > COMPANY! Combining two cast > members "Sibohan Tuke" (The tubby girl) and > "Maryanne Fahey" (she did Kylie > Mole and the little girl with Dolly... naughty > dolly! She was at one time > married to Ian McFadyen who was also on the show.) LMAO!!! I used to think of Ms. Fahey whenever I saw Siobhan Tuke's & Maryanne Fahey's names flash up on the screen too! (now I'm really showing my age). NQR. . ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2001 17:27:22 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Y Kant Tori STILL Read AndrewR wrote: > If there is ever a follow up to Y Kant Tori Read - > than THIS has to be the > title of one of the tracks! LOL! *gigglez* Along with "Y Cunt Tori Spel"? NQR. . ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2001 17:32:33 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride... AndrewR wrote: > Did anyone see that George > W. Bush thing "Wanted: > Dead or Alive" - as if that is all he said. I reckon > the media is a BIG > problem in all what is going on because, he ACTUALLY > said: "There is an old > poster in Texas that said "Wanted: Dead or Alive". I > don't want that, I > want Justice." Puts a WHOLE DIFFERENT SPIN ON IT > DOESN'T IT!! I oringinally > thought he had only said wanted:dead or alive - it > makes it out as if he is > some gung-ho - kill anyone who moves sorta person... > you only get that > impression through the bloody media. Yeah that's pretty stupid. Although, maybe President Bush was merely responding to the question, "What is you favourite Bon Jovi song?", for which he answered, 'Wanted Dead or Alive', and the media took that out of context ;) Or maybe he was making a plea on camera to see if anyone knows the whereabouts of Pete Burns and his gang: "Wanted: Dead or Alive" (the group ;) We'll never know. And then of course the day the attacks occurred, they show snippets of Osama bin Laden with a rifle in his hand... > The Media: accompalices to terrorism!?! Definitely. NQR - Not Quite Right ;) . ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2001 17:45:24 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] No one'll read this but here goes... AndrewR wrote: > Nathan said: > > >I don't like the use of 'pussy' a hole lot. > > Now that just HAS to be a pun there Nayth! :o) 'twas (or 'twat if you prefer) indeed! Well-spotted. > Speaking of antibiotics - last night and thismorning > I ate two tubs of > yogurt... I thought they had a bit of a tartness to > them - only after > reaching the bottom of the second tub did I find the > mould! ARRRRGH! Oh > well... pencillin I guess! :o) OMG I would spew everywhere if that happened! You poor soul. > OK, can we all give the number of our 'prescribed' > medications (no names) > just the number... > (vitamins don't count) - I remember someone > mentioning how on the US Dent > boards - that every seems to be on about 50 > different types of medication! > > Dan S is 4... > I'm at 3 > > Anyone else!?! I'm on 0, but should probably be on about 15 ;) And just what exactly are your 3, Andrew? Viagra, female hormones, and methadone? ;) > OMG! Didn't anyone have a NORMAL childhood... like > playing in the back-yard > with the neigbours, swimming, riding your bike... at > night coming in and > watching Transformers, Now You See It, Monkey, > Dangermouse, The Goodies and > Dr. Who!?! I had a pretty 'normal' childhood, really... Things only started going wrong once I turned um... 9 or 10 ;) > >"Ballyntine" (or however TF it's spelt), sounds too > >close to "Balanitis" (inflammation of the glans > penis) > >for comfort, IMHO. > > Oh My Nathan... how do you KNOW these things... what > DID you do at Uni... > classes with 2% men, gender issues, training > transexuals how to speak in a > feminine voice and now "Balanitis"! The mind > boggles! *boggle* ;o) LMAO!!! I think my degree should have been a combined 'Bachelor of Women's Studies/Bachelor of Transsexualism' with a Grad Dip in Foreskin Pathology. NQR. . ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2001 17:54:40 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] Arm-y dreamers Daniel Hirning wrote: > I'm not on any... the last time i went to a doctor > was when i broke my > arm... - back in yr 7... "Yes Dan's loyalties turned, like his arm, in the 7th grade.." ;) > in fact, i made use of the extremely rare species - > female engineers - > and had one for a girlfriend for 18months... - we > even where about to > move out together... A guy I went to school with, who is now an engineer, is also 'going out' with a female engineer he went through uni with... for over 2 years. Awwwwwwwww how sweet. NQR. . ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2001 17:58:10 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] lilicious li-ar li-ar pants on fi-re wrote: > What kind of name is Nathan? How boring. At least my > name is original, I agree with you 100%! I would like to have a more 'unique' name. > even > if it was a product of hippy parents! > > Li is a facet of my real name. I'm pretty sure that > NO-ONE else in > Australia has this name, so its important for me to > shorten it in order to > retain some form of privacy. :) Lian? I know a girl whose middle name is that. You may not be the only one, dear. NQR. . ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 11:32:26 +1000 From: "li" Subject: Re: [oztori] No one'll read this but here goes... So Dan S and Andrew R are on prescription medication! Who else? It seems that those members that most need to be on it AREN'T mind you..... ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2001 18:42:07 -0700 (PDT) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: RE: [oztori] Hey you, get out of my inbox, get into my car... get in the backseat baby! OMG Billy Ocean Flashback - that MOUSTACHE! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ignorant AndrewR wrote: > There was limited packaging for Amnesiac!?!?!?! What > was it. Hardcover book with all the art and the CD tucked away inside. It's A5, and is the same book on the cover of the normal CD booklet. it rocks :) l'il dan ===== Its crazy but often clear ~~We shimmer and disappear ~~ In color in black and white ~~We slowly fade out of sight... but these days we're lit by lightning~~ Thin lines of light... - -- Counting Crows http://thedent.com/rainn.html ____________________________ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2001 18:49:32 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] My doctor says, "you ain't takin' medication"... and here I stand, with this razorblade in my hand li wrote: > So Dan S and Andrew R are on prescription > medication! Who else? > > It seems that those members that most need to be on > it AREN'T mind you..... Ho ho ho.. And whom might you have been referring to here? NQR. . ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 13:44:42 +1000 From: Justa Boi Subject: [oztori] He said "You're really an ugly Australian "rock" star.." >but you *want* it to be dan... so that is ok :) The only Dan I really knew was a kid who was teased a lot and dealt with it really badly. So, I don't think so.. >the fact that it means hawaiian fire goddess is enough to make it a >'strange' word :) "Dan" is a pretty strange word. ;) May the Fire Goddess smite you down. lol >Tim Rogers would have to compete with Paul Kelly for the award for the >ugliest men in the Australian rock industry! Absolutely. but don't forget Tim Freedman and that guy from Powderfinger. Actually are there any guys in the Australian "rock" industry who aren't ugly? lol oh.. oh.. don't forget Nick Cave. __________________________________________________________________ Get your free Australian email account at http://www.start.com.au ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 14:15:45 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Bevan=20Burkin?= Subject: Re: [oztori] No one'll read this but here goes... li wrote: > So Dan S and Andrew R are on prescription > medication! Who else? > It seems that those members that most need to be on > it AREN'T mind you.... Nah, as much as I'd like to be, I'm not on anything. The last pill I had to take was loaded with MDMA. All the depressants among us should cheer up. Prozac's patent has run out. We should be seeing many more happy drugs on the market from various different sources and of various different qualities. But then, which one do I take? It's all so hard. Nobody likes me *goes to McDonalds* /me is singing Rattlesnakes at top of voice with Tori see you guys layyyyter! http://travel.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Travel - - Got Itchy feet? Get inspired! ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2001 14:51:41 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Cornea Scrapings At 17:45 21/09/2001 -0700, Nathan R wrote: >AndrewR wrote: > >> Nathan said: >> >> >I don't like the use of 'pussy' a hole lot. >> >> Now that just HAS to be a pun there Nayth! :o) > >'twas (or 'twat if you prefer) indeed! Well-spotted. > > >> Speaking of antibiotics - last night and thismorning >> I ate two tubs of >> yogurt... I thought they had a bit of a tartness to >> them - only after >> reaching the bottom of the second tub did I find the >> mould! ARRRRGH! Oh >> well... pencillin I guess! :o) > >OMG I would spew everywhere if that happened! You >poor soul. > > >> OK, can we all give the number of our 'prescribed' >> medications (no names) >> just the number... >> (vitamins don't count) - I remember someone >> mentioning how on the US Dent >> boards - that every seems to be on about 50 >> different types of medication! >> >> Dan S is 4... >> I'm at 3 >> >> Anyone else!?! > >I'm on 0, but should probably be on about 15 ;) > >And just what exactly are your 3, Andrew? Viagra, >female hormones, and methadone? ;) Horse Amphetamines, botchalism injections (a la Celine Dion) and mouldy yoghurt (penecillin!) LOL! ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V1 #168 ****************************