From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V1 #150 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Thursday, September 13 2001 Volume 01 : Number 150 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] Re: [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] many things - US affairs, replies + some tori things [Andrew] Re: [oztori] if I wrote you.... [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] many things - US affairs, replies + some tori things [Andre] Re: [oztori] Nostradamus [AndrewR ] [oztori] Re: oztori-digest V1 #149 ["Becc" ] Re: [oztori] "people like us" [=?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= ] Re: [oztori] "people who think they can" ["Dylan Plant" ] [oztori] AIDS, you always felt like AIDS, there are days I feel your twin, shunning away potential blood-donors beneath your skin [] [oztori] Nostrafakus ["She who is called Michelle" ] [oztori] three songs now... get those votes in!! [Ben Hughes ] Re[2]: [oztori] knives [Daniel Hirning ] [oztori] dunno if anyone else heard yet... ["Nerida Hooykaas" ] [none] [Zac Ariel ] Re: [oztori] blood donation [Nathan R ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2001 00:49:05 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] Re: At 14:52 12/09/2001 +1000, She who is called Michelle wrote: >>what really "worries" me of australian culture atm ... is the amount of >people today at uni that where saying 'screw the americans' (or similar) >comments... - i just could NOT believe that.... > >The point is... these people were not just Americans. They were people. >Fellow members of the human race. Of all different creeds and >nationalities. People like us. > EXACTLY! I was watching the scrolling text on CNN, and it showed the tenant list of the two towers - there were a lot of China ...... companies... a Thailand embassy a Taiwanese bank etc. etc. they weren't just all Americans - - it was a WORLD HUB of commerce. It's a blow against the WORLD. >And that's the scariest thing. IT COULD HAVE BEEN US. I guess in a way, >it is us. Ask not for whom the bell tolls... it tolls for thee. > >My thoughts and prayers are with the families and friends of the people >involved in this disaster, and with the human race in general. Right now >we need all the thoughts and prayers we can get, I think. > > > >Michelle > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > >Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2001 01:07:22 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] many things - US affairs, replies + some tori things At 21:01 12/09/2001 +1000, Jasmina J wrote: [snip] > >'m just shocked that all anyone is interested in doing is catching the >perpetrators to make sure "justice is delivered", > >yep agree on that, it just makes it look even stupid, i can understand >why someone would do it if it was in fact some terrorsit act, btu i'm >thinking - since i heard soemthing on the news about it, it coudl be just >any old folks in the US, just like little timmy mcveigh with the oklahoma >bombing, but i'm starting to like the idea that it could be any one from >the US, just some weirdo who thought it'd be 'fun' and wanted to go down >in history for such a terrible act, i like this better b/c its insane and >totally wrong Timothy McVeigh! After that Federal Building Bombing - they all thought it was muslims/arabs etc. and it turned out to be some nutcase ex-army wacko. [snip] >just an aside, since been watching too much telly on the disaster - i >never really noticed cos i never took notice, but does anyone else think >john anderson (the acting PM) has cool eyelashes(i bet some of you are >gonna takenote of it next time you see him) > Has anyone noticed - what John Anderson actually LOOKS LIKE! I mean we all knew Tim Fisher - but I don't think I'd ever seen John Anderson before today! Well not for any length of time. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2001 01:23:54 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] if I wrote you.... At 22:37 12/09/2001 +1000, Becc wrote: [snip] >Jason wrote: >"Open your eyes people. The world is a bigger place >than our cushy internet-laden homes often let us see. >There is more to the human race than a few thousand >people in New York city. If any good comes of this, >it is, I hope, that people will begin to see." > >Thank gods for people like you guys. The thing is, I'm starting to get >bloody scared, you know, that nothing good is going to come of this. Nobody >wants to do anything but punish the baddies and then go back to living their >lives the same way as always. > >I live my life in the hope that things will start to get better, because we >who exist now are the last generations that can do anything to stop the >world from going to shit. But things like this come up, and you try to say >to people, "Look at what's going on here! It's the same thing that's >happened over and over, and it's going to happen over and over again if we >keep on doing the same thing we've always done. Let's try something >different!" and you just get attacked for it because people don't want to >hear it. > >We live in a very special time and sometimes I remember that and feel very >optimistic, but at times like this I just don't want to even keep existing >in this world. People can be so damned shitty. > Did anyone else think when they were younger - like Dan S's age (just kiddin' Dan) that "when I grow up I'm not gonna let the world be run as bad as it is today"!?! I guess 'our generation' isn't really running things yet... I just always thought that people our age just sort thought differently to the stupid older generations - no matter what race/creed/country we were from. I guess I still hope for that. "For I dipt into the future, far as human eye could see; Saw the Vision of the World, and all the wonder that would be..." -Alfred Tennyson "The future is in the hands of those who explore ... and from all the beauty they discover while crossing perpetually receding frontiers, they develop for nature and for humankind an infinate love." - Capt. Jacques-Yves Cousteau >Bugger, now I'm crying. > >~Becc :( ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2001 01:30:48 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] many things - US affairs, replies + some tori things At 23:23 12/09/2001 +1000, Daniel Hirning wrote: >Wednesday, September 12, 2001, 9:01:00 PM, Jasmina wrote: > >JJ> but my opinion is america desrves it - as a country, the people dont, but >JJ> the country does, the govt needs a wake up call like that especially >JJ> since there were just saying how secure and blah blah they were, so on >JJ> that i think sucked in, but any other way u look at it its depressing and >JJ> inhumane and a totally fuked up thing to do, and i'm glad i know no one >JJ> in new york or DC, b/c that would be really bad, you gotta feel for all >JJ> involved, i wish i could be there to help out > >i've been thinking... if its a country doing the attacks.. why hasn't >there been anymore...??? > >and you know what i reckon it is... - its to give them time TO prepare >for the attack.. - to get everything ready.. and then.. for the attack >to still go through successful... > >as if to say... 'the first attack you can be forgiven for not knowing >about it... but the second attack... - you had plenty of time to get >prepared for it - you threw every defense you had at it... and we >still got through... - you guys aren't nearly as good as you think you >are...' > OR this scenario - that it is a set up by another group to throw suspicion and blame on another... to anger the Americans to a SUPPOSED target. They found a car that belong - supposedly to a pilot of one of the planes with amongst other things, a Koran. (Wouldn't they have one with them - it smacks of being a pointer 'hey look muslims' and a video on how to fly a 757/767... tsk - why have the video there!?! Unless, also they were just very sloppy and didn't care - cause they knew they weren't coming back!?! >dan.the.man. >dan@danhirning.com >www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2001 01:37:34 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Nostradamus At 00:03 13/09/2001 +1000, Nerida Hooykaas wrote: >> "In the City of God there will be a great thunder, Two brothers torn >> apart by Chaos, while the fortress endures, the great leader will >> succumb" , "The third big war will begin when the big city is burning" >> - Nostradamus 1654 >> >> city of god = NY >> >> two brothers... = two towers >> >> fortress = pentagon >> >> the big city is burning... - and once we know what country... the >> third big war has began... > > >this has been all over the web today.....a little too freaky...makes you >wonder =/ > on aus.tv there are several posts saying that it is a fake. The thing is - why are all those prophecies ALWAYS in hindsight!?! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2001 01:47:08 +1000 From: "Becc" Subject: [oztori] Re: oztori-digest V1 #149 dan.the.man wrote: B> You got it. They class anal sex as a high risk activity, so they B> simply won't accept blood from anyone who identifies as homosexual. B> :-/ Unless they lie, that is. ... It *is* a high risk activity, and giving bloody isn't just for the 'feel good feeling' it gives... - its for saving lives - and, when it comes to that, i think decisions such as these, however harsh they are... need to be made... Sure, it *is* a high risk activity. So is being the female in a male-female relationship. Being on the receiving end of anal sex (whether your male or female) is more high risk than being on the receiving end of vaginal sex, BUT the point is that all blood donated is tested thoroughly, no matter who donates it. No virii make it through the testing, so I'm still unconvinced that discrimination here is an okay thing to do. Keep trying, though... :-P ~Becc ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2001 22:54:43 +0100 (BST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= Subject: Re: [oztori] "people like us" > why do you think? because it happens every day ... > yes, it is horrible, but > it isn't even the same thing.. this was a terrorist > attack on a > country....it will make news anywhere.. I agree with Neri - people in the 3rd world dying because of starvation/lack of facilities is sad and terrible yes, but mass murder on this scale is something done consciously by a group of people and, IMHO is infinitely worse than rampant apathy. ===== KH: she then knew what she had been born to do. calmly she stepped out of the stream, into her shoes and walked towards [the grassy patch]. she poured some oats right out of the package into the bowl and taped herself to it. she stood in the middle of the field, looked up to the stars and masticated wildly. what blood type do you have? DN: I dunno I've never found out... KH: there are only a few, just say one. DN: O Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2001 23:26:59 +0100 (BST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= Subject: [oztori] tickets blood prophecies and bizarre speculation > Who's got a ticket for the first space shuttle out > of > this crazy planet? I wish...we should dig a bunker somewhere in the middle of nowhere and all just go and live there. We could have a coober pedy-esqu OzTori village. > "make it in the city > do what you can > wave to nayth with the gun in his hand" Ooooh...scary image... According to 'AM' [702 in Sydney] another building is buckling...its going to take MONTHS to clean it all up. Dan S. Said: "to say we only care cos they're 'people like us' is not true - the terrorists were targeting 'people like us' and therefore we feel outraged. it's not like two groups in the same country are bombing the shit out of each other (i.e in the middle east). this is a direct attack on a race." and I agree...but on the same note, if an unknown plane suddenly crashed itself into a middle eastern country, we wouldn't be reporting it round the clock, &c. because its not 'people like us' yet would still be just as terrible an incident. but then, of course, i think the middle east would just retaliate against the US w/o proper investigation... RE the homosexual donation of blood - i think a screening of people is needed BUT simply banning people who have had male-male sex is a bit over the top. Dan.the.man.H said: "i reckon that *is* what happened to the plane that crashed without hitting anything... - the passengers retaliated, and won.... that's why it didn't hit anything... - i would dearly love to know what it was going for... (and not just speculation that it was that base or something)" and according to reports from people who phoned out from that plane that IS what happened. Its believed that it was headed for AirForce One [or whatever its called - the president's plane] according to "reliable sources" at the white house. Also the Pentagon plane was actually headed for the White House but was 'successfully' diverted. This has just been repeated on the radio as i type. There is also just been speculation that the Pennsylvanian plane crashed where it did because of a scuffle with the hijackers rather than let them take over or some such. Does this remind anyone else of "Independence Day" where the aliens just come and blow everything up? (although I don't think we'll be cheering when Sydney is shown on the movie screen with a spaceship crashed into the harbour this time) Stephen said: "If the "great leader" is the US as a whole (rem: Bush's speech, the US as the shining beacon of freedom), then we are in the shitter. Given the fourth plane did not reach its target, the second part of verse 3 may not have happened (ie White House/Capitol Hill/Camp David/some other target hit), making the quatrain only partly fulfilled." I didn't think about the fact that the fourth plane didn't reach...and since its just been revealed that it probably was AirForce One - imagine what would have happened if it DID reach and Pres. Bush WAS on it! Also, and this is speculation from my mum (and people who know her know how much a "worst case scenario-ist" she is) but all these boat people are from Afghanistan (I haven't been paying attention *shame* so I'm just paraphrasing what she said, don't attack me for wrong facts). Afghanistan is land-locked so how did they get to a boat and to here w/o and knowledge/reaction? Do these Afghanistanis know something that we don't? She also suggested that they are a plant for when 'WW3' breaks out but I think this is her being silly - esp when you consider that they've ONLY come here. If they were a plant they'd surely spread world wide. hugs to all dan xoxo ===== Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2001 23:47:45 +0100 (BST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= Subject: [oztori] nostradamus http://www.nostradamus-repository.org/cityofgod.html Its a fake quote. "two big fucking planes will do some serious fucking damage -nostrafuckingdamus, last ngiht" was one cynical response that i thought was funny. although it was actually four so i suppose raspswirl6 (off the dent forums) shouldn't give up his day job. also another building had just partially collapsed. dan ===== Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2001 23:36:00 +0100 (BST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= Subject: [oztori] photos of 2nd plane crash if anyone is interested, someone has posted to nineinchnails.net some photos they took of the 2nd plane crash - they are amazingly detailed. one is taken SECONDS before the plane ploughed into the building. http://www.nineinchnails.net/news/wtc/01.asp is the link for the first picture, there are 15 in total of the burning first building, the 2nd crash and the explosion and burning second building. they are better than any footage i've seen so far. dan xoxo ===== Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2001 09:43:44 +1000 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re[2]: [oztori] many things - US affairs, replies + some tori things Thursday, September 13, 2001, 1:30:48 AM, AndrewR wrote: A> OR this scenario - that it is a set up by another group to throw A> suspicion and blame on another... to anger the Americans to a A> SUPPOSED target. They found a car that belong - supposedly to a A> pilot of one of the planes with amongst other things, a Koran. A> (Wouldn't they have one with them - it smacks of being a pointer A> 'hey look muslims' and a video on how to fly a 757/767... tsk - why A> have the video there!?! i reckon that has to be unrelated... this isn't a fucking exam where they still are doing that last bit of study right up to the moment before they walk into he examination room... if they didn't know how to fly a plane before they got to america, they had no hope... - those books are there for some other reason... - maybe its a false lead specifically planted? i dunno.. - but i seriously can not see how it the real men behind it.... dan.the.man. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2001 10:02:27 +1000 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re: [oztori] tickets blood prophecies and bizarre speculation Thursday, September 13, 2001, 8:26:59 AM, Daniel wrote: D> I wish...we should dig a bunker somewhere in the middle of nowhere D> and all just go and live there. We could have a coober pedy-esqu D> OzTori village. of just oztori members? - perhaps we should have a couple of others join the fold first... - otherwise we will die out after one generation :) D> and according to reports from people who phoned out from that plane D> that IS what happened. Its believed that it was headed for AirForce D> One [or whatever its called - the president's plane] according to D> "reliable sources" at the white house. COOL! - haven't heard that (I've stopped watching the news a long time ago), but good god - just imagine if that had happened .. - america just would have bombed the entire world in retaliation - the world would be over by now if they killed the president... (but its only bush... so....) D> Also the Pentagon plane was actually headed for the White House but D> was 'successfully' diverted. Yeah the SMH was saying that yesterday, but they said that because of the smooth and extremely skilled method the plane was turned around almost 270degrees, it was unlikely that it was diverted by just a passenger or because of a fight or anything , and that it was a 'change of planes' by the terrorists for some reason. D> Does this remind anyone else of "Independence Day" where the aliens D> just come and blow everything up? (although I don't think we'll be D> cheering when Sydney is shown on the movie screen with a spaceship D> crashed into the harbour this time) no one in the world knows we're down here - i'm SOOO surprised the aliens did.. - we're safe... dan.the.man. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2001 10:02:32 +1000 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re: [oztori] Re: oztori-digest V1 #149 Thursday, September 13, 2001, 1:47:08 AM, Becc wrote: B> Sure, it *is* a high risk activity. So is being the female in a B> male-female relationship. Being on the receiving end of anal sex B> (whether your male or female) is more high risk than being on the B> receiving end of vaginal sex, what are the statistics of HIV infections in gay men? - there was new statistics just releases like 2 months ago - and australia had a huge increase in the number of in infections - approaching what it was at its peak back when all this came to light years ago... the number of gay men infected is hugely more then the number of females infected from straight sex. B> BUT the point is that all blood donated is tested thoroughly, no B> matter who donates it. No virii make it through the testing, in *THEORY* tests are not 100% accurate, with the amount of blood being tested, it would be entirely possible for someone to make a mistake. nothing is fool proof, and to me it makes far more sense to just stop blood that is known, without argument, that has a higher risk to have any virii in it from being donated. dan.the.man. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2001 10:55:10 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Rala?= Subject: Re: [oztori] knives --- Daniel Hirning wrote: > > WHY IN GODS NAME DID THEY NOT GANG UP ON THEM??? > Well they did! The passengers on the plane that crashed and didnt hit its target took a vote and decided to overthrow the terrosrists...this is known because one of the passengers was on the phone to a relative at the time when they took the vote. http://travel.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Travel - - Got Itchy feet? Get inspired! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2001 11:16:39 +1000 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: Re: [oztori] "people who think they can" My work has Shell as one of their clients and we've been working frantically on that particular campaign...booking the media space and so on and so forth...we've had the Shell clients in every bloody day about it too! > Hmmm... we had a mad scramble at work today actually. Pulse have just > released a whole new marketing campaign, and situated on top of Shell petrol > station bowsers was a message that mentioned something about biggest > buildings in the world and the World Trade Centre... every single one had to > be recalled, for obvious reasons... > > Hmmm... lots of other things to say but I really can't be bothered. I'm > getting a little revved up for tomorrow night though!! > > "people who think they can > people who think they can > I wanna be just like those who think they can" > > ~Andrew~ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2001 11:53:23 +1000 From: "nina riddel" Subject: [oztori] pensylvania >gotta wonder what caused it to just crash... - cause lets face it... >that wasn't the plane... they took a vote to try and overpower the highjackers - they prob semi-succeeded, as it didn't hit its target. they know this cause on of the people on board phoned a family member. _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2001 20:13:21 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] AIDS, you always felt like AIDS, there are days I feel your twin, shunning away potential blood-donors beneath your skin Daniel Hirning wrote: > what are the statistics of HIV infections in gay > men? - there was new > statistics just releases like 2 months ago - and > australia had a huge > increase in the number of in infections - > approaching what it was at > its peak back when all this came to light years > ago... Apparently it is on a big increase - largely due to complacency and the thought that well.. perhaps the disease is almost 'over' now - ie, perhaps not as rampant as it once was, plus there is better medical treatment available, etc. > the number of gay men infected is hugely more > then the number of > females infected from straight sex. Possibly in western 'civilisation', but the figures are changing. Worldwide, I wouldn't imagine so - ie, in Africa especially. Apparently the greatest increase in HIV infecion rates in America is through teen heterosexual encounters. > nothing is fool proof, and to me it makes far more > sense to just stop > blood that is known, without argument, that has a > higher risk to have > any virii in it from being donated. Well, using that line of logic.. why isn't anyone who has ever had an injection of any sort shunned away? Surely there is potential risk *there* as well. Nathan. . __________________________________________________ Terrorist Attacks on U.S. - How can you help? Donate cash, emergency relief information http://dailynews.yahoo.com/fc/US/Emergency_Information/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2001 13:16:37 +1000 From: "She who is called Michelle" Subject: [oztori] Nostrafakus Daniel revealed- > >Its a fake quote. > Yes. I own the complete prophecies of Nostradamus, and last night I had a look through them for that one. Needless to say, it wasn't there. I did, however, find one that is rather appropriate- "At sunrise a great fire will be seen, noise and light extending towards the North. Within the globe death and cries are heard, death awaiting them through weapons, fire and famine." Cheerful chap, isn't he? The thing about his prophecies is that they're so vague and general that you never know exactly what he's describing. (Although, his descriptions of hitler (who he calls 'Hister') and the Nazis are uncannily accurate...) Michelle _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp ------------------------------ Date: 12 Sep 2001 20:19:01 -0700 From: zac@bit.net.au Subject: [oztori] fwd: you might be a tori fan if... this is freaky - mainly because it's fairly true. have fun ;) - ------- Start of forwarded message ------- YOU MIGHT BE A TORI FAN IF.... You truely believe that there are screams lost in a paper cup, so you make sure to check every paper cup before using it. You dye your hair red. You donate your lunch money to RAINN. You call all boys creatures. You refer to someones brain as their noodle. In an emotional and intense moment you jump on the bed dramatically and belt out "Heeeeee Knewwww...he knew where the pillow goes." You find yourself writing Tori quotes on your note book to inspire yourself. You have a Tori website. You consider Y Kant Tori Read, the lost classic of the 80's. People look at you funny when you mispronounce words (ba.ll.oo.n, Veeeeenilla, zeb-uh-ra). Your bedroom walls are coverd with Tori posters. You check out and buy all the artist and songs Tori has coverd. You buy a book just because you heard Tori likes it. You stop talking to your friend(s) who innocently ask "Wasn't Tori on 90210?" You cried with joy when you learned of baby Natasha's birth. You buy every magazine Tori has been in or has been mentioned in. You let out a squeak everytime Tori is on TV. You got yourself a rabbit just incase you loose your keys and you have to ask "Rabbit where'd you put the keys." You own a Bosendorfer piano. You can't wait till the clock says 6:58 so you can yell out "6:58 are you sure where my spark is." The people at the bakery know your name because you like to go in there and sing baker baker. Your friends don't ever want to take you out to dinner because you start mumbling "I want to kill this waitress." When someone sneezes you ask if they have "caught a lite sneeze." You have a cat named Easter. Your have your own little birthday party for Tori. You claim to have an angry snatch. If a word or name has an ie in it you add exta i's and e's (Piieee, Cassiiee, friieeend, eddiieee). You own a pair of pumpkin pjs. You hate elevator music. You xerox yourself in the pose from the cover of Chiorgirl Hotel. The only Chirstmas carol you'll listen to is Tori's cover of 'have yourself a merry little Chirstmas'. You grow bluebells in your pretty pretty little garden and listen to them scream. You clame your soul to be vilolent and delicious. You see a rabbit in your garden and scream "Get out of my garden". You can't wait til the chickens get done You tell your lover "So you can make me cum, that doesn't make you Jesus". You change your name to Tori. Your friends threaten to enter you in Mtv's fanatic. Everyone loves your 1994 tour neckless and everone know ALL about the concert. Your known as that "werid Tori-whatever girl". So far you've worn out three Tori t-shirts You refer to any girl you don't like as a waitress. While singing other songs you still add "eee's", purrs, wails, and other Tori-isms. Your parents stop asking you what you want for Christmas and automatically buy you Tori related merchandise. People want to know how many Tori songs you plan on including in your wedding. Your entire Mp3 collection consist of every Tori song redone three diffrent ways plus a live version. Your boyfriend/girlfriend can't stand listing to Tori but sings along because he/she has heard her songs so many times he/she know the words by heart. You refer to yourself as an ear with a foot. You vainly search the freezer section of the store for apple green ice cream. You purposely mispell words to include Tori's name (i.e invenTori). You cringe whenever a reporter refers to Tori as "the cornflake girl," because she never was a cornflake girl. Tori is putting you in debt. You cannot pass by a convent or a Catholic school without insisting on chasing the nuns out in the yard. You insist that you actually drink margaritas with the Christian God and eat ice cream with Lucifer. You never speak to friend(s) who refer to the goddess as Tori ANus, no matter how apolegetic they claim to be. - ------- End of forwarded message ------- zac ------------------------------ Date: 12 Sep 2001 20:21:05 -0700 From: zac@bit.net.au Subject: [oztori] Fwd: tori giggles two words: oh. dear. - ------- Start of forwarded message ------- LITTLE HAMSTERMAN (PARODY OF LITTLE AMSTERDAM) BY JILLY Little hamsterman in a petstore town ~ gerbil food put it on the plate girl ~ momma keep your voice down ~ momma it wasn't my bottle ~ don't take me back to the cage ~ back to cage ~ I'm just coming out of the hell of the petstore ~ don't take me back to the cage ~ back to the cage ~ girl you got to know which cage your in ~ momma got cedar ~ loved a brown mouse ~ then she built her house in the cedar chips ~ she'd do anything thing to save her mouse ~ you see her gerbils they are hamsters ~ and her best friend is a water bottle ~ but momma it wasn't my bottle ~ round and around and a round I go ~ round and around this hamster wheel ~ round and around and a round I go ~ round and around this hamster wheel ~ gerbil you can save my mouse and playing with the hamster must count for something ~ don't take me back to the cage ~ back to the cage ~ I'm just coming out of the hell of the petstore ~ don't take me back to the cage ~ back to the cage ~ girl you got to know which cage your in ~ little hamsterman past away today ~ they buried him with a cedar chip bouquet and the gerbil now can't ride away ~ like he rode into the hamster wheel ~ and I won't say he shouldn't of played ~ but momma it wasn't my bottle PROFESSIONAL FARMER (PARODY OF PROFESSIONAL WIDOW) BY CASSIE Slag pig ~ stagnate pond ~ honey bring it close to my barn ~ yes ~ don't cut the wheat yet ~ we gotta let it get bigger boy ~ we gotta let it get bigger ~ goatfucking just like my daddy selling his tractor ~ just like my daddy ~ gonna strike a deal makes him feel like a Dairy Queen manger ~ it runs in the family Rest your shoulders eggs and milk ~ everywhere a turkey as far as you can see ~ beautiful herding dog ~ calling "sue wee sue wee" Hay stack perfect ~ honey bring it close to my barn ~ what kind of manure do you use ~ potatoes, boy are better then pizza ~ goatfucking just like my daddy ~ just like my daddy ~ gonna strike a deal make him feel like a Dairy Queen manger ~ it runs in the family ~ mother goose ~ lams wool white ~ brown as the dirt ~ john deer will supply ~ mother goose ~ lams wool white ~ brown as dirt ~ john deer will supply ~ john deer will supply ~ john deer will supply ~ john deer will supply ~ give me peace ~ love ~ peace ~ love ~ peace ~ love ~ and a cock-a-doodle-do - ------- End of forwarded message ------- zac ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2001 20:30:23 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Nostrafakus She who is called Michelle wrote: > The thing about his prophecies is that they're so > vague and general that you > never know exactly what he's describing. (Although, > his descriptions of > hitler (who he calls 'Hister') and the Nazis are > uncannily accurate...) Kerrie Kulkens and her 'sixth generation, hand-picked, genuine psychics' need not feel threatened... ;) Nayth. "with a little more Nayth I could keep our love together" . __________________________________________________ Terrorist Attacks on U.S. - How can you help? Donate cash, emergency relief information http://dailynews.yahoo.com/fc/US/Emergency_Information/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2001 11:46:44 +0800 From: Ben Hughes Subject: [oztori] three songs now... get those votes in!! hi all francis leach (sp?) on jjj just played rattlesnakes... i'm sitting at the b'fast counter listening to the radio half-awake thinking "this is tori... yes! this is tori... but i dont remember this song??..." and then out of the murky depths of consciousness i remembered there is a new album due out next week and that despite all the mayhem on the tvs and the regular updates on the radio we do have something to be grateful of: tori's new album in 5 days and thankfully tori was not in NY... did anyone else check her tour dates to make sure she wasn't anywhere near the destruction? and i know you are all probably sick of this by now but now there are *three* songs to vote for!! net50 voting, 3 days till saturday... strange little girl is in the list but you can type in '97bonnie&clyde and rattlesnakes at the bottom of the page so get those votes in!! http://triplej.abc.net.au/net50/vote.htm nightly requests, coupla hours left for this: http://triplej.abc.net.au/requests/requests/default.htm my thoughts and deepest condolences go out to everyone in the us in this depressing time... ben ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2001 20:48:41 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] SLG vid on Rage this Fri nite Strange Little Girl is listed as one of the new release vids to be played on Rage this Friday night. It's the 3rd video listed, so it may well be the 3rd video they play. Nathan. . __________________________________________________ Terrorist Attacks on U.S. - How can you help? Donate cash, emergency relief information http://dailynews.yahoo.com/fc/US/Emergency_Information/ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2001 20:51:59 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] Erm... In that last e-mail.. I should have written, SLG will be the *FOURTH* vid on Rage. N. . __________________________________________________ Terrorist Attacks on U.S. - How can you help? Donate cash, emergency relief information http://dailynews.yahoo.com/fc/US/Emergency_Information/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2001 13:37:41 +1000 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re[2]: [oztori] knives Thursday, September 13, 2001, 10:55:10 AM, Rala wrote: R> Well they did! The passengers on the plane that crashed and didnt R> hit its target took a vote and decided to overthrow the R> terrosrists...this is known because one of the passengers was on R> the phone to a relative at the time when they took the vote. yes i know that *NOW* - but when i initially posted - this wasn't known... - its not my fault you're just getting the message now when all the news is out :)) dan.the.man. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2001 14:02:37 +1000 From: "Nerida Hooykaas" Subject: [oztori] dunno if anyone else heard yet... but if you haven't...David Angell, 54, Pasadena, California, executive producer, NBC's "Frasier." & Lynn Angell, Pasadena, California. (I am assuming his wife? or at least another family member)..died on flight 11 that crashed into one of the towers..=( Neri ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2001 14:08:41 +1000 From: "nina riddel" Subject: [oztori] blood donation This is part of the donor's questionaire (some of these things are totally ridiculous, not just the anal sex one: There are some people in the community who MUST NOT give blood as it may transmit infections to people who receive it. So before you give blood we need you to answer some questions to ensure that it will be safe for people to be given your blood or blood products. The following questions are a vital part of our effort to eliminate these diseases from the blood supply. To the best of your knowledge have you: 1. In the last 6 months had an illness with swollen glands and a rash, with or without a fever? 2. Ever thought you could be infected with HIV or have AIDS? 3. Ever "used drugs" by injection or been injected, even once, with drugs not prescribed by a doctor or dentist? 4. Ever had treatment with clotting factors such as Factor VIII of Factor IX? 5. Ever had a test, which showed you, had Hepatitis B, Hepatitis C, HIV or HTLV? 6. In the last 12 months engaged in sexual activity with someone you might think would answer "yes" to any of questions (1-5)? 7. Since your last donation or in the last 12 months had sexual activity with a new partner who currently lives or has previously lived overseas? Within the last 12 months have you: 8. Had male to male sex? 9. Had sexual activity with a male who you think might be bisexual? 10. Been a male or female sex worker (eg received payment for sex in money, gifts or drugs)? 11. Engaged in sexual activity with a male or female sex worker? 12. Been injured with a used needle (needlestick)? 13. Had a blood/body fluid splash to eyes, mouth, nose or to broken skin? 14. Had a tattoo (including cosmetic tattooing), skin piercing, electrolysis or acupuncture? 15. Been imprisoned in a prison or lock-up? http://www.angelfire.com/zine2/bookoflife/index.html http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AlmostFamous _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp ------------------------------ Date: 12 Sep 2001 21:37:46 -0700 From: Zac Ariel Subject: [none] hi, for those that are interested, i've put together the beginnings of an image gallery of pics from the wtc disaster. check it out at: http://www.level21.net/wtc/ zac ================================================== zac ariel - web junkie m: 0414 229 299 e: zac@bit.net.au p/w: zac.home.dhs.org b/w: www.level21.net ================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2001 22:27:08 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] blood donation nina riddel wrote: > To the best of your knowledge have you: > > 1. In the last 6 months had an illness with swollen > glands and a rash, with > or without a fever? Um.. Yeah. I think I got a small dot 'rash' on my forearm from an allergy to something I ate once. > 6. In the last 12 months engaged in sexual activity > with someone you might > think would answer "yes" to any of questions (1-5)? That's funny. They might answer "no" to all of the questions and be lying, if you think they were a bit 'suss', y'know. > 7. Since your last donation or in the last 12 months > had sexual activity > with a new partner who currently lives or has > previously lived overseas? WTF is the relevance of 'currently lives overseas' - you could have had a split and said person headed off O/S. > Within the last 12 months have you: > > 8. Had male to male sex? That's worded quite vaguely. It could have been some form NON-penetrative sex. Last time I saw one of these things though, it read have you EVER had male to male sex.. so maybe they've 'loosened up' a bit on this one. > 9. Had sexual activity with a male who you think > might be bisexual? How the fuck would you necessarily know? You could be the paranoid suspicious type who thinks that everyone is bonking your uncle and grandmother simultaneously... and therefore would answer 'yes' but it not having any grounds in reality. And it could have been a 'one off thing' anyway - not everyone immediately identifies themselves as 'bisexual' just because of one experience. > 10. Been a male or female sex worker (eg received > payment for sex in money, > gifts or drugs)? Does 'phone sex worker' count? > 12. Been injured with a used needle (needlestick)? Does that count a sewing one? > 13. Had a blood/body fluid splash to eyes, mouth, > nose or to broken skin? lol.. Strictly speaking, 'body fluid splash to mouth' would exclude everybody who has ever given oral sex. > 14. Had a tattoo (including cosmetic tattooing), > skin piercing, electrolysis > or acupuncture? LMAO. The people who wrote this survey were sooooooooooo conservative. Tattoos are work of the devil, I tell you. > 15. Been imprisoned in a prison or lock-up? Including kinky s/m b/d games? ;) I don't think it's a very 'foolproof' survey. Nathan. . __________________________________________________ Terrorist Attacks on U.S. - How can you help? Donate cash, emergency relief information http://dailynews.yahoo.com/fc/US/Emergency_Information/ ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V1 #150 ****************************