From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V1 #138 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Thursday, September 6 2001 Volume 01 : Number 138 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [none] ["nina riddel" ] Re[4]: [oztori] sexuality..... verging off topic....well, it is OT! [Dan] Re: [oztori] Introductions [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] sexuality of the common ceramic squirrel [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] eeeeeee! [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] Introductions [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] sex-U-L-E-T [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] Introductions [=?iso-8859-1?q?Bevan=20Burkin?= ] Re: [oztori] Introductions ["li" ] Re: Re[2]: [oztori] Introductions [=?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= ] [oztori] HMV SUCKS! [Daniel Hirning ] [oztori] marginalised again... ["Stephen Moore" ] Re: [oztori] marginalised again... [=?iso-8859-1?q?Bevan=20Burkin?= ] [oztori] what's new pus-sycat [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] Introductions [Zac Ariel ] Re: Re[2]: [oztori] Introductions [Zac Ariel ] Re: [oztori] Re: oztori-digest V1 #136 [Zac Ariel ] Re: [oztori] Introductions ["Kyla Dyresen" ] Re: [oztori] Re: [Zac Ariel ] [oztori] OT - Big Neighbour is listening (may contain traces of Tori) ["D] Re: Re[2]: [oztori] Introductions [AndrewR ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 06 Sep 2001 17:25:11 +1000 From: "nina riddel" Subject: [none] TA>"I'm curious which Tori my fans want: the TA>cool one, the hot one, the slut, the virgin, the glamour puss, the twins TA>or the librarian." (had to put the "TA", like tori's been posting!) ooh! which one do we think is which? DH>maybe it was just great in comparison to what they where use to .. :) yeah, but then again, when i thought about it, the city you're in doesn't make that much difference. i don't think i should blame brisbane. just having a shit week. _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 17:25:01 +1000 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re[4]: [oztori] sexuality..... verging off topic....well, it is OT! Thursday, September 06, 2001, 5:10:03 PM, li wrote: l> I hope you didn't think that was directed at you?? nah, i didn't think you where directing it at me, but it did make me think that some people might have taken my initial comment a little more serious then it had been intended... just wanted to clarify. think of me as you like - just not a fag hating engineer. as for being off topic.... pfffft :) dan.the.man. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 01:38:11 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Introductions n/a wrote: > Greetings and salutations, all :) > > Long intros are a pain, so here's a short one for > you: > > Nickname: David McGahan David McGahan? Your parents were obviously big fans of both Depeche Mode and McDonalds ;) Would you like fries with that? Nathan. [PS - don't worry, I'm not being 'mean' to you - I'm like this to everyone, 'k?] . Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 01:43:18 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] sexuality of the common ceramic squirrel nina riddel "NOT named after the high school in Grease" wrote: > Woohoo! this should be the list quote: "Where did > that ceramic squirrel come > from?" - Tori Amos YES YES YES!! (has "Herbal Organics" experience). I want one! > Ever since someone said that they would never dream > of putting a homophobic > comment on a tori list, i've been thinking about > this. i know there's the > theory that all male kate bush fans are gay, Really? I thought the average male Kate Bush fan was about 40-something, with a beard, perhaps a little podgy, a little 'quiet', and STRAIGHT and married.. although secretly fantasises about Kate's voluptuousness. > (I'm a lesbian, Damn... j/k Nathan. . Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 01:46:28 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Intransductions Daniel Hirning wrote: > na> See you 'round! > > you spin me right round baby like a record baby > right round... (no > idea why that sprung into my head when i saw that... > but it did) Because you are a repressed trannie, just like Pete Burns (singer in Dead Or Alive). Nathan. . Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 02:05:30 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] eeeeeee! "Hill, Renee" wrote: > i just got all four copies of the album, plus more > posters, plus four of > those little download cards with 'time' girl on > them!!!!!!!!!!!! i am so > excited right now. i need to be strapped to my > chair. Never would have guessed that bondage was your 'thang'. Nathan. . Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 02:08:52 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Introductions Daniel wrote: > > Nickname: ScaryDan/Dan/Idiot/Pollyapple > > > > DOB: 4th March 1981 Wow, you have the same b'day as my oldest corgi - 'cept he was born in '88. woof. > > Sign: Pisces [romatic one, seeking angel in > disguise] My sign for anyone who cares is Scorpio. Apparently scorpio is obsessed with sex, and is the most sexual sign in the zodiac.. Hmmmmmm. Nathan. . Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 02:30:47 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] sex-U-L-E-T Daniel Hirning wrote: > i do however, treat all females on this > list as straight - > simple because of all the tori fans i know IRL > that are female are > straight.. Or, more likely, you deperately want try to shack up with all of them. Nathan [PS - lol, I typed 'oxtori@smoe.org' orignally into the address!] . Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 19:33:10 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Bevan=20Burkin?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Introductions Ooo, I like quizzies. (You know, some tori fan with say, lots of time his hands, should make us a tori quizzie). Nickname: boovon or bevoon or bev (fuck, i have nice friends) Age: 23 Sign: Virgo Location: Perth Marital Status: Unmarried, unattached Torified: Late 96 by a guy on the net called fUnGuY (hehe). He once asked me if I knew of Tori Amos and I said, Yeah of Course, Elegant Widow? Friends converted to Toridom: ZERO (although many of my friends could recite her entire back catalouge) Interests: Fraud Read Last: american psycho (don't read it girls!!!) by brett easton ellis (four stars) Currently Reading: Peril's Gate - Janny Wurts Reading Next: the next book of the wheel of time - if it ever arrives Favourite Book: too hard i'm tempted to say the empire trilogy by janny wurts and raymond feist Favourite Films: Driiiiive Louise, driiiive! Favourite TV Shows: Buffy & Absolutely Fabulous Musical tastes: beth orton, pnau, supreme beings of leisure, belle and sebastian, air, pj harvey, the eagles, nirvana, i could go on ... Tori Preferences: YKTR Song: never heard it, saving it for a *real* rainy day LE Song: leather UTP Song: Space Dog BFP Song: caught a lite sneeze FTCGH Song: raspberry Swirl TVAB Song: lust SLG: Rattlesnakes (YAY) http://travel.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Travel - - Got Itchy feet? Get inspired! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 03:08:20 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Introductions Nickname: Don't really have one. Don't really want one either. Age: 22 Sign: Scorp. Location: Earth Marital Status: I'd like to say 'widowed' ;) Professionally, of course. Torified: (yawns as he rehashes this once more) Saw Winter video on Rage in '92... Liked it. Didn't hear of Tori again 'till Cornflake Girl came out, early '94.. Then got Under the Pink. Friends converted to Toridom: 1.5 - converted one girl in high school, who I went to the '94 Melb concert with, but she doesn't really listen to Tori anymore. Then got a girl from uni who teaches piano to learn to play Cornflake Girl, which she likes.. but isn't really "in" to Tori on the same level as moi. Interests: knitting, bug-catching, smoking crack. (nah - real interests: muzak is pretty much it). Read Last: novel - year 12 books I had to read for English back in '96! Text book - "Behavioural Management of Stuttering" (woah, what a riveting read). Currently Reading: my computer screen. Reading Next: the next e-mail I get. Favourite Book: the 'Munch Bunch' series of books I got when aged 5-6. Seriously! Oh, and I remember really liking Roald (sp?) Dahl's book "The Twits". Favourite Films: Death Becomes Her. Jumping Jack Flash. Favourite TV Shows: Tracy Takes On, Rage. Musical tastes: Tori, Kate Bush, Shakespears Sister, Depeche Mode, Bjork, PJ Harvey, Peter Gabriel... and a bunch of other stuff I may not care to admit ;) Tori Preferences: YKTR Song: Fire On The Side. Etienne. LE Song: Winter. Mother. UTP Song: Icicle. Space Dog. BFP Song: Horses. Caught a Lite Sneeze. Blood Roses FTCGH Song: Hotel. Spark. TVAB Song: Spring Haze. Bliss. SLG: 've not 'erd it all yet. Nathan. . Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 20:41:50 +1000 From: "li" Subject: Re: [oztori] Introductions Can I just say that in my own personal and incredibly humble opinion, American Psycho was the biggest load of shit ever written. Its one of those books that is renowned just because its so shit, but people actually mistake the shit for art (or angst or pathos or sadism OR GOD FORBID AN ACTUAL BOOK) and never realise that it is, essentially, absolute shit. Its almost like its so blatantly shit that people miss it. I think people feel overwhelmed at how bad it is and try to instill some greater purpose into the novel and in doing so actually unleash their own ingenious imagination, and in the process come to think that it was actually the author....... but it wasn't! You've been had! Now, no responses please or I'll bloody have to continue procrastinating. - ---------- > From: Bevan Burkin > To: oztori@smoe.org > Subject: Re: [oztori] Introductions > Date: Thursday, 6 September 2001 19:33 > > Ooo, I like quizzies. (You know, some tori fan with > say, lots of time his hands, should make us a tori > quizzie). > > Nickname: boovon or bevoon or bev (fuck, i have nice > friends) > > Age: 23 > > Sign: Virgo > > Location: Perth > > Marital Status: Unmarried, unattached > > Torified: Late 96 by a guy on the net called fUnGuY > (hehe). He once asked me if I knew of Tori Amos and I > said, Yeah of Course, Elegant Widow? > > Friends converted to Toridom: ZERO (although many of > my friends could recite her entire back catalouge) > > Interests: Fraud > > Read Last: american psycho (don't read it girls!!!) by > brett easton ellis (four stars) > > Currently Reading: Peril's Gate - Janny Wurts > > Reading Next: the next book of the wheel of time - if > it ever arrives > > Favourite Book: too hard i'm tempted to say the empire > trilogy by janny wurts and raymond feist > > Favourite Films: Driiiiive Louise, driiiive! > > Favourite TV Shows: Buffy & Absolutely Fabulous > > > Musical tastes: beth orton, pnau, supreme beings of > leisure, belle and sebastian, air, pj harvey, the > eagles, nirvana, i could go on ... > > > Tori Preferences: > YKTR Song: never heard it, saving it for a *real* > rainy day > LE Song: leather > UTP Song: Space Dog > BFP Song: caught a lite sneeze > FTCGH Song: raspberry Swirl > TVAB Song: lust > SLG: Rattlesnakes (YAY) > > > http://travel.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Travel > - Got Itchy feet? Get inspired! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 11:24:24 +0100 (BST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= Subject: Re: Re[2]: [oztori] Introductions > whatever happened to profiles on oztori... - there > is still only three > up there... (favoritism hey dan?!! :) complete lack of free time from dan... ===== one false move, and you're dead, ah... Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 20:44:31 +1000 From: "Darwin Clan" Subject: [oztori] *changes the topic from "introductions" to "flamage!"* Ohhh Li, didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with fire? Thanks for telling me I have no taste and am stupid : - ) Welcome, David : - ) It's nice to have a not-Dan on the list! Makes life easier...in fact, I think you're the first David?? Someone keeps spelling "probably" as "probable" (I think it's a Dan, funnily enough) - stop it!! I've had such an issue with people's spelling/pronunciation/illiteracy today!!! One of our trainers for the new job seriously has issues with reading - it's SO off putting!! She just randomly skips words, changes a word mid-sentence to a word she knows (regardless of the fact that it will cause the sentence to make no sense at all) and just randomly goes silent in the middle of a sentence until someone will politely say what the word is so she can continue. Needless to say, I went to sleep. T'was my only escape from the evil I-can't-speak-monster!! SLG (song) was on JJJ this evening, at about 6:15pm!!! Was it "one of us" who requested it? All correspondence to Nathan's address. ~Andrew~ - -----Original Message----- From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org]On Behalf Of li Sent: Thursday, 6 September 2001 8:42 PM To: oztori@smoe.org Subject: Re: [oztori] Introductions Can I just say that in my own personal and incredibly humble opinion, American Psycho was the biggest load of shit ever written. Its one of those books that is renowned just because its so shit, but people actually mistake the shit for art (or angst or pathos or sadism OR GOD FORBID AN ACTUAL BOOK) and never realise that it is, essentially, absolute shit. Its almost like its so blatantly shit that people miss it. I think people feel overwhelmed at how bad it is and try to instill some greater purpose into the novel and in doing so actually unleash their own ingenious imagination, and in the process come to think that it was actually the author....... but it wasn't! You've been had! Now, no responses please or I'll bloody have to continue procrastinating. - ---------- > From: Bevan Burkin > To: oztori@smoe.org > Subject: Re: [oztori] Introductions > Date: Thursday, 6 September 2001 19:33 > > Ooo, I like quizzies. (You know, some tori fan with > say, lots of time his hands, should make us a tori > quizzie). > > Nickname: boovon or bevoon or bev (fuck, i have nice > friends) > > Age: 23 > > Sign: Virgo > > Location: Perth > > Marital Status: Unmarried, unattached > > Torified: Late 96 by a guy on the net called fUnGuY > (hehe). He once asked me if I knew of Tori Amos and I > said, Yeah of Course, Elegant Widow? > > Friends converted to Toridom: ZERO (although many of > my friends could recite her entire back catalouge) > > Interests: Fraud > > Read Last: american psycho (don't read it girls!!!) by > brett easton ellis (four stars) > > Currently Reading: Peril's Gate - Janny Wurts > > Reading Next: the next book of the wheel of time - if > it ever arrives > > Favourite Book: too hard i'm tempted to say the empire > trilogy by janny wurts and raymond feist > > Favourite Films: Driiiiive Louise, driiiive! > > Favourite TV Shows: Buffy & Absolutely Fabulous > > > Musical tastes: beth orton, pnau, supreme beings of > leisure, belle and sebastian, air, pj harvey, the > eagles, nirvana, i could go on ... > > > Tori Preferences: > YKTR Song: never heard it, saving it for a *real* > rainy day > LE Song: leather > UTP Song: Space Dog > BFP Song: caught a lite sneeze > FTCGH Song: raspberry Swirl > TVAB Song: lust > SLG: Rattlesnakes (YAY) > > > http://travel.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Travel > - Got Itchy feet? Get inspired! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 21:00:00 +1000 From: "li" Subject: Re: [oztori] *changes the topic from "introductions" to "flamage!"* Sorry guys, I know twas a harsh call, but...... I said it nicely, right? No personal offences. At least *I'm* not saying it about tori. Ahem. - ---------- > From: Darwin Clan > To: oztori@smoe.org > Subject: [oztori] *changes the topic from "introductions" to "flamage!"* > Date: Thursday, 6 September 2001 20:44 > > Ohhh Li, didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with fire? > > Thanks for telling me I have no taste and am stupid : - ) > > Welcome, David : - ) It's nice to have a not-Dan on the list! Makes life > easier...in fact, I think you're the first David?? > > Someone keeps spelling "probably" as "probable" (I think it's a Dan, funnily > enough) - stop it!! I've had such an issue with people's > spelling/pronunciation/illiteracy today!!! One of our trainers for the new > job seriously has issues with reading - it's SO off putting!! She just > randomly skips words, changes a word mid-sentence to a word she knows > (regardless of the fact that it will cause the sentence to make no sense at > all) and just randomly goes silent in the middle of a sentence until someone > will politely say what the word is so she can continue. Needless to say, I > went to sleep. T'was my only escape from the evil I-can't-speak-monster!! > > SLG (song) was on JJJ this evening, at about 6:15pm!!! Was it "one of us" > who requested it? > > All correspondence to Nathan's address. > > ~Andrew~ > -----Original Message----- > From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org]On Behalf Of li > Sent: Thursday, 6 September 2001 8:42 PM > To: oztori@smoe.org > Subject: Re: [oztori] Introductions > > Can I just say that in my own personal and incredibly humble opinion, > American Psycho was the biggest load of shit ever written. Its one of those > books that is renowned just because its so shit, but people actually > mistake the shit for art (or angst or pathos or sadism OR GOD FORBID AN > ACTUAL BOOK) and never realise that it is, essentially, absolute shit. Its > almost like its so blatantly shit that people miss it. I think people feel > overwhelmed at how bad it is and try to instill some greater purpose into > the novel and in doing so actually unleash their own ingenious imagination, > and in the process come to think that it was actually the author....... > > but it wasn't! You've been had! > > Now, no responses please or I'll bloody have to continue procrastinating. > > ---------- > > From: Bevan Burkin > > To: oztori@smoe.org > > Subject: Re: [oztori] Introductions > > Date: Thursday, 6 September 2001 19:33 > > > > Ooo, I like quizzies. (You know, some tori fan with > > say, lots of time his hands, should make us a tori > > quizzie). > > > > Nickname: boovon or bevoon or bev (fuck, i have nice > > friends) > > > > Age: 23 > > > > Sign: Virgo > > > > Location: Perth > > > > Marital Status: Unmarried, unattached > > > > Torified: Late 96 by a guy on the net called fUnGuY > > (hehe). He once asked me if I knew of Tori Amos and I > > said, Yeah of Course, Elegant Widow? > > > > Friends converted to Toridom: ZERO (although many of > > my friends could recite her entire back catalouge) > > > > Interests: Fraud > > > > Read Last: american psycho (don't read it girls!!!) by > > brett easton ellis (four stars) > > > > Currently Reading: Peril's Gate - Janny Wurts > > > > Reading Next: the next book of the wheel of time - if > > it ever arrives > > > > Favourite Book: too hard i'm tempted to say the empire > > trilogy by janny wurts and raymond feist > > > > Favourite Films: Driiiiive Louise, driiiive! > > > > Favourite TV Shows: Buffy & Absolutely Fabulous > > > > > > Musical tastes: beth orton, pnau, supreme beings of > > leisure, belle and sebastian, air, pj harvey, the > > eagles, nirvana, i could go on ... > > > > > > Tori Preferences: > > YKTR Song: never heard it, saving it for a *real* > > rainy day > > LE Song: leather > > UTP Song: Space Dog > > BFP Song: caught a lite sneeze > > FTCGH Song: raspberry Swirl > > TVAB Song: lust > > SLG: Rattlesnakes (YAY) > > > > > > http://travel.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Travel > > - Got Itchy feet? Get inspired! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 06 Sep 2001 11:10:57 +0000 From: "black-winged roses" Subject: [oztori] OT: Life's Like That 1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. 15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. 16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. 17. Middle age is when broad mind and narrow waist change places. 18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. 19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. 20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. 21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. 22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. 24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. 25. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. *************** "God is dead, Marx is dead and I'm not feeling too good either" - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 21:05:51 +1000 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: [oztori] Re: Thursday, September 06, 2001, 5:25:11 PM, nina wrote: nr> yeah, but then again, when i thought about it, the city you're in nr> doesn't make that much difference. i don't think i should blame nr> brisbane. just having a shit week. that's extremely true... - Sydney can be the boringest place in the world if you have no life and don't *make* it interesting - same as Brisbane... - I have far fonder memories of my time in Brisbane then i do of my time in sydney - simply because my time in sydney.. has... well frankly sucked... Plus, i actually like Brisbane - so don't blame brisbane :) Plus brisbane gets enough crap from the ppl that don't live there - the least the people that do live there can do is stick up for it from time to time :) dan.the.man. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 21:09:52 +1000 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: [oztori] HMV SUCKS! WTF IS WRONG WITH HMV?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! I am still waiting for my bjork digipak... Fish (in newtown) have a digipak - its the standard sized one. Hum (in newtown) have a digipak - its the bigger then standard sized one. so WHY DOES HMV STILL NOT HAVE A DIGIPAK (of any size for christ sake!) I, from this point on, will never walk into a hmv store, never will browse the HMV www site, will never in fact have anything to do with HMV again... - wankers. dan.the.man. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com (ps. YES I'M SHITTY) (putting my vespertine sampler on again - lacking 2 tracks and in different order - to calm my nerves...) (oh, and incidentally, having now seen both digipaks... - i gotta say... i'm not all the impressed with them... but anyway...) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 21:41:13 +1000 From: "Stephen Moore" Subject: [oztori] marginalised again... DH>for the record, the only straight male on here that i know is DH>myself... - are there any others?! :) Oh, woe is me. I too am one of the few who remains true to the cause for populating the Earth through Natural means. Oh, to be on the fringe of (oztori) society. Don't hate me because I'm different. I can't help it if God made me this way. Although, people have wondered if I am gay. Not defining myself by the amount of pus I poke tends to make "real" men suspicious. Stephen ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 05:19:34 -0700 (PDT) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] *changes the topic from "introductions" to "flamage!"* Li said: > Now, no responses please or I'll bloody have to > continue procrastinating. yes, that's right - start a debate but tell us all we're not allowed to voice the opposing opinion. i'll have to remember to try that sometime: "no, i didn't kill nathan. why would i waste my time murdering a 60 yr old transsexual granny? the fact that his blood-stained underwear was found in my garbage bin means NOTHING. Now, no responses please or I'll bloody have to continue procrastinating." danny. ===== - - But all the time I'm thinking, "If I only had a pair of wings..." - They dress you up in white satin - And In August and Everything After, I'm after everything - - -- Counting Crows ____________________________ Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 05:40:09 -0700 (PDT) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] Introductions > Nickname: people at my old school call me D, lol. Nathan calls me baby although i tell him not to... he's got some nerve and baby that will never do. you know i don't belong to you. it's time you knew i'm not your baby, Nathan. i belong to li, so don't call me baby. (excuse that RANDOM outburst lol) > > Age: yeah yeah, 15 > > Sign: Aquarius, the water carrier. i'm logical and sensible (LMAO) > > Location: Canberra > > Marital Status: divorced late last year when i found out my 'wife' was actually a 60 yr old transsexual granny > > Torified: um, heard prof widow in 96 over in the UK, decided to buy the lisa stansfield single instead! hehe. when i moved here i heard spark on JJJ in 98, and subsequently bought UTP, only to find out spark wasn't on it. i remembered conrflake girl then, though, and listened to it occasionally. in late 2000, my girlfriend laurie (a 24 yr old toriphile from Ohio, USA) drew my attention once more to UTP, and i fell in love with it at the same time as i fell in love with her > > Friends converted to Toridom: my mum! hee hee, she's coming to the concert with me next month! and my old religion teacher, funnily enough (he hates god though, LMAO) > > Interests: writing. i write for BMA, canberra's street press, along with heaps of creative stuff. i got highest score in my year at my old school for last year's School's English comp, hehehe. > > Read Last: survivor by Chuck pahilnuik (guy who wrote fight club, who's name i definately spelt wrong) > > Currently Reading: Fight club by the unspellable chuck, lots of poetry, Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman, Primrose hill by Helen Flaconer (again) > > Reading Next: no idea - prolly about 6 books i'll never finish like usual > > Favourite Book: complete works of Sylvia Plath (WOW - - she rocks, and Tori even likes her!), Primrose Hill (amazing London-based novel) > > Favourite Films: Traffic, Jungle Book, Lion King, Crouching Tiger, American Beauty (NOT american psyhcho lol), Fight Club, Seven, Alien trilogy, heaps more > > Favourite TV Shows: Buffy, X Files > > > Musical tastes: BT!!!! tozza, counting crows, sundays, bjork, hybrid, something for kate (seeing em w/ powderfinger hehehe), STAIND (OMG who thought protogis of Limp Biskit could be so good?), the fantabulous Chili Peppers > > > Tori Preferences: > YKTR Song: Big picture!!! > LE Song: girl > UTP Song: Cloud on my tongue > BFP Song: shit... marrianne, not the red baron, twinkle, PTDO > FTCGH Song: shit... PLayboy mommy, northern lad reminds me of my old best friend who i was in love with.... :( > TVAB Song: lust > SLG: not heard yet wowee. ===== - - But all the time I'm thinking, "If I only had a pair of wings..." - They dress you up in white satin - And In August and Everything After, I'm after everything - - -- Counting Crows ____________________________ Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 22:44:44 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Bevan=20Burkin?= Subject: Re: [oztori] marginalised again... Stephen Moore wrote: > Oh, woe is me. I too am one of the few who remains > true to the cause for > populating the Earth through Natural means > Don't hate me because I'm different. It's okay honey, we need more of you to breed more of us. http://travel.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Travel - - Got Itchy feet? Get inspired! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 22:53:48 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Bevan=20Burkin?= Subject: [oztori] OT american psycho li wrote: > Can I just say that in my own personal and > incredibly humble opinion, > American Psycho was the biggest load of shit ever > written. Well, I thought it was a landmark novel, and it has its place in the canon. Try looking at it like Tori looked at Bonnie and Clyde. Bevan http://travel.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Travel - - Got Itchy feet? Get inspired! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 06:18:14 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Introductions Dan Stapleton wrote: > Nathan calls me baby although i tell him not to... > he's got some nerve and baby that will never do. you > know i don't belong to you. it's time you knew i'm > not > your baby, Nathan. i belong to li, so don't call me > baby. (excuse that RANDOM outburst lol) But *I* wanted to 'belong' to li. As for a "Nathan" calling you 'baby', surely you must be referring to one of the 'other' Nathan's on the list (waves hello again to Mr. Cyran and Mr. Mitchell). UNLESS I was *literally* calling you baby - ie, because of your youth. > > Age: yeah yeah, 15 Thought you were 16. Have you suddenly lost a year? LOL.. sound like one of those weight-loss ads, "I lost 1 year off my age in 15 weeks!" Nathan. "I've been on this sort of neurotic search for a community to belong to for some time now. It's horrible, and it's probably the root cause of my alienation. I do feel very alienated from the rest of society and I have done forever really, so I don't know what I would have done if I hadn't become a pop star really. It's the perfect job for people who don't fit anywhere else." - Siobhan Fahey "Unfortunately all my major memories are bad ones." - Siobhan Fahey. "I have periods of enormous self-destructive depression, where I go completely off my trolley and lose all sight of reality and reason, and I can become deranged." - Siobhan (again) "I wanted to experience life. I wanted to go out and get drunk and take drugs and dress up glamorously and feel alive, because throughout my adolescence I'd felt dead." - Siobhan (yet again) "I know I don't fit in. I know I don't understand anything and I don't belong anywhere. But I love people, I am really fucked up, but I really love people. I'm saying, is that alright? And I just want people to say, 'Yeah, it's alright...'" - Siobhan. . Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 06:25:18 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] what's new pus-sycat Stephen Moore wrote: > Oh, woe is me. I too am one of the few who remains > true to the cause for > populating the Earth through Natural means. Oh, to > be on the fringe of > (oztori) society. Don't hate me because I'm > different. I can't help it if > God made me this way. Although, people have > wondered if I am gay. Not > defining myself by the amount of pus I poke Well, you could always define yourself by the amount of pies you poke, ala Daniel Hirning @ Shakespeare's Pies. Um, that was a reference to the "we just poked a little empty pie" lyric in Tanita Tikaram's "Twist In My Sobriety".. a lyric which daft lil ole me has never understood. Oh well. > tends to > make "real" men > suspicious. "Real Men" is a song on SLG, and that was your Tori content for this e-mail. Also, Steve (hope you don't mind me abbreviating your name - if you do, too bad), innocent little me initially read that above sentence as the amount of PUS (as in the stuff that oozes from a saw) you poke. Whoops. One would hope that you *wouldn't* go prodding around with that stuff. Nathan. . Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: 6 Sep 2001 06:45:48 -0700 From: Zac Ariel Subject: Re: [oztori] Introductions On Wed, 05 September 2001, David wrote: > Nickname: David McGahan > > DOB: May 21st, 1979 > > Age: 22 > > Sign: Taurus / Gemini Cusp aaaahhhhhhhhh! scary. someone else on list who shares my birthdate! watch out, this one's probably a bit ... strange. *grin* couldn't resist. at least it's not another dan (sorry david, it's an "in-joke" ... welcome to the list and all that) zac ================================================== zac ariel - web junkie m: 0414 229 299 e: zac@bit.net.au p/w: zac.home.dhs.org b/w: www.level21.net ================================================== ------------------------------ Date: 6 Sep 2001 06:52:20 -0700 From: Zac Ariel Subject: Re: Re[2]: [oztori] Introductions On Wed, 05 September 2001, Daniel Hirning wrote: > > Thursday, September 06, 2001, 11:44:17 AM, Dan wrote: > > DS> 2) all the guys apart from a few are gay > > indeed they are, which currently is also a topic of conversation... > for the record, the only straight male on here that i know is > myself... - are there any others?! :) why yes, last time i checked i was straight, though many would disagree. still, i haven't slept with a guy, so i figure that probably qualifies me as straight. i'll stop now before i manage to shove both feet in my mouth. zac ================================================== zac ariel - web junkie m: 0414 229 299 e: zac@bit.net.au p/w: zac.home.dhs.org b/w: www.level21.net ================================================== ------------------------------ Date: 6 Sep 2001 06:58:47 -0700 From: Zac Ariel Subject: Re: [oztori] Re: oztori-digest V1 #136 On Wed, 05 September 2001, "nina riddel" wrote: > DH>interesting you say that - cause 2 (gay) guys from my high school year > DH>went to brisbane (to escape the typical country homophobic people) and > DH>they absolutely love the place... > > wow! what do they like about it? what do they do? where do they go? how > do they meet other queer people? tell me more! two words: fortitude valley. zac ================================================== zac ariel - web junkie m: 0414 229 299 e: zac@bit.net.au p/w: zac.home.dhs.org b/w: www.level21.net ================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 7 Sep 2001 00:02:43 +1000 From: "Kyla Dyresen" Subject: Re: [oztori] Introductions Freaky for me too... I'm May 22nd :) > > DOB: May 21st, 1979 > > > > Age: 22 > > > > Sign: Taurus / Gemini Cusp > > > aaaahhhhhhhhh! scary. someone else on list who shares my birthdate! watch out, this one's probably a bit ... strange. ------------------------------ Date: 6 Sep 2001 07:08:56 -0700 From: Zac Ariel Subject: Re: [oztori] Re: On Thu, 06 September 2001, Daniel Hirning wrote: > Plus brisbane gets enough crap from the ppl that don't live there - > the least the people that do live there can do is stick up for it from > time to time :) speaking as a resident, feel free to insult brisbane as much as you please. i do. fucking ugly dump with a public transport system from the FUCKING DARK AGES!!!! i feel better now. zac ================================================== zac ariel - web junkie m: 0414 229 299 e: zac@bit.net.au p/w: zac.home.dhs.org b/w: www.level21.net ================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 7 Sep 2001 01:17:25 +1000 From: "Darwin Clan" Subject: [oztori] OT - Big Neighbour is listening (may contain traces of Tori) Hi everyone! I was sitting here trying to read my emails in peace, but I kept on being interrupted by hearing my next door neighbour's friends' conversation. You see, it's a new house next door and for some reason they built their house REALLY close to ours... anyhow, the conversation went as follows... Friend 1 - "Nah man, I'm just fucking her, that's it" Friend 2 - "yeah, you're fucking with her, as in you're fucking her about" Friend 1 - *coughs up phlegm and spits on roof* Friend 2 - "good shot" Friend 1 - "I might fuck her this weekend" Friend 2 - "yeah". And that was the extent of their conversation. Just had to share it with you, although it's not as exciting as the time I came home at about 1am and was kept awake until 5am by gratuitous sex noises from the orgy they were having in the room, they could have at least closed the window and shut the blinds so they were a little quieter..... (I tried going to sleep with having loud music to drown out all the relevant noises that come with an orgy, but to no avail). I have lots of funny stories about my neighbours, they're mad. Does anyone else have any funny stories about their neighbours? Tori content - I think it would be cool to live next to Tori, then you really would have a mad neighbour!! I mean, picture it - "Hi Tori, oh no, did you just get your gas bill too? I'll come over later and we'll bitch about our husbands over tea and scones!". Tea and scones would be cool with Tori. And I think it would be just about the only time tea and scones would be cool too. "omg! Help! I'm being attacked by a moth!" - Me. ~Andrew~ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 07 Sep 2001 01:21:55 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: Re[2]: [oztori] Introductions At 12:34 6/09/2001 +1000, Daniel Hirning wrote: >Thursday, September 06, 2001, 11:44:17 AM, Dan wrote: > >DS> 2) all the guys apart from a few are gay > >indeed they are, which currently is also a topic of conversation... >for the record, the only straight male on here that i know is >myself... - are there any others?! :) > [snip] I'm sick of this heterophobia ;o) WAVES Straight Pride flag! ;o) Hmm should that be Straight or strait or strayt!?! ;o) like Fayth. Which brings us back to Wheel of Fortune from a few weeks ago - can you buy a 'y' - as a vowel on there!?! LOL! ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V1 #138 ****************************