From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V1 #134 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Wednesday, September 5 2001 Volume 01 : Number 134 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re[2]: [oztori] sexuality is interesting [Daniel Hirning ] Re: [oztori] Cool Tori interview... [Daniel Hirning ] RE: [oztori] Cool Tori interview... [Jean Mostyn ] Re: [oztori] Cool Tori interview... [=?iso-8859-1?q?Bevan=20Burkin?= ] Re[2]: [oztori] Cool Tori interview... [Daniel Hirning ] Re: [oztori] sexuality is boring [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] OT ["li" ] Re: [oztori] tori pics - recent [=?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= ] Re: [oztori] holds out wrist... [Dan Stapleton ] [oztori] Li, i'm standing naked before you [Dan Stapleton ] [oztori] striptease [=?iso-8859-1?q?Bevan=20Burkin?= ] Re: Re[2]: [oztori] Cool Tori interview... [Natty ] Re: [oztori] striptease [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] tori pics - recent [Nathan R ] Re: Re[2]: [oztori] sexuality is interesting ["Nerida Hooykaas" ] [oztori] OT (for Daniel H): Remedial Grammar 101: knowing when to use 'is' and 'are' [Nathan R ] [oztori] Booty@#$@licious ["Dylan Plant" ] Re: Re[2]: [oztori] sexuality is interesting ["Dylan Plant" ] Re: [oztori] OT: I fell over. ["Kyla Dyresen" ] Re: [oztori] striptease ["Dylan Plant" ] Re: [oztori] OT: I fell over. [Dan Stapleton ] [oztori] OT elmo [=?iso-8859-1?q?Bevan=20Burkin?= ] [oztori] Re: Sexuality is "Interesting" [Justa Boi ] RE: [oztori] new alanis!!! ["Hill, Renee" ] Re: [oztori] OT elmo ["Lavenda" ] [oztori] jason! brisbane! ["nina riddel" ] [oztori] Two trannies, sixty-five, got their grandkids tied up in the backseat... [Nathan R ] Re: [oztori] jason! brisbane! [Daniel Hirning ] Re: [oztori] Two trannies, sixty-five, got their grandkids tied up in the backseat... [Daniel Hirning Subject: Re[2]: [oztori] sexuality is interesting Tuesday, September 04, 2001, 4:13:01 PM, li wrote: l> I think I subconsciously assume that every male on this list is gay...:) gee, thanks :) Though i do the same... - everyone is gay unless proven otherwise on here as far as I'm concerned... dan.the.man. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com 5:11 pm, 4/09/2001 ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 17:14:11 +1000 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re: [oztori] tori pics - recent Tuesday, September 04, 2001, 2:06:46 PM, Renee wrote: http://www.oneway.com/ewf/earsfeet/ewfpics/londonmg3.jpg that pic shows her age... dan.the.man. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com 5:13 pm, 4/09/2001 ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 17:15:14 +1000 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re: [oztori] Cool Tori interview... Monday, September 03, 2001, 11:25:48 PM, Nathan wrote: NR> 19. How many Kate Bush records do you own? NR> Brian Chambers, Brixton NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo tori can't like that *hidious* sounding woman... NO NO NO... not fair! - i thought tori would have good music tastes.... dan.the.man. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com 5:14 pm, 4/09/2001 ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 17:17:57 +1000 From: Jean Mostyn Subject: RE: [oztori] Cool Tori interview... shut it ! > -----Original Message----- > From: Daniel Hirning [SMTP:dan@danhirning.com] > Sent: Tuesday, September 04, 2001 5:15 PM > To: oztori@smoe.org > Subject: Re: [oztori] Cool Tori interview... > > Monday, September 03, 2001, 11:25:48 PM, Nathan wrote: > > NR> 19. How many Kate Bush records do you own? > NR> Brian Chambers, Brixton > > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo > > tori can't like that *hidious* sounding woman... NO NO NO... > > not fair! - i thought tori would have good music tastes.... > > dan.the.man. > dan@danhirning.com > www.danhirning.com > 5:14 pm, 4/09/2001 ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 17:41:32 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Bevan=20Burkin?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Cool Tori interview... > NR> 19. How many Kate Bush records do you own? > NR> Brian Chambers, Brixton > > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo > > tori can't like that *hidious* sounding woman... NO > NO NO... She never said she *liked* them. For example, I own a few red hot chillie peppers cd's .... but I've never claimed to like them. http://travel.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Travel - - Got Itchy feet? Get inspired! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 04 Sep 2001 17:56:06 +1000 From: "Jasmina J" Subject: [oztori] SLG daniel hirning wrote >her AND madonna... hate her as well) ah..madonna is a legend, sure sometimes her music must suck, but you still gotta love her, but for kylie, gosh dont get me started, never liked her and dont think i ever will Renee wrote >she looks like she's lost a LOT of weight... mmm...doesnt she now to the point of this email Strange Lttle Girls upon first listening (which mind you i fell asleep during the last few tracks so i dunno what that says about my opinion on the album or maybe i was extrememly tired, i'd like to go with the latter) was rather boring and i was kinda not impressed, main reason is that i think new ages is horrible, and if an album starts with an awful track it kinda puts the whole thing outta whack but my faves so far at this point in time are -I don't like mondays, Heart of gold, rattelsnakes, SLG, those i'm not too fond of - new age, I'm not in love, - i dont think my thoughts on new age will change, its absolutely horrible, dont like it one bit, not too fond of happiness is a warm gun either, so thats my opinion jas - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 17:53:49 +1000 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re[2]: [oztori] Cool Tori interview... Tuesday, September 04, 2001, 5:41:32 PM, Bevan wrote: BB> She never said she *liked* them. For example, I own a BB> few red hot chillie peppers cd's .... but I've never BB> claimed to like them. *phew* thank god she doesn't like her... feel better now :) dan.the.(straight)man. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com 5:52 pm, 4/09/2001 ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 04 Sep 2001 18:18:19 +1000 From: "Jasmina J" Subject: Re: Re[2]: [oztori] Cool Tori interview... >*phew* > >thank god she doesn't like her... feel better now :) just to be annoying she never said she didnt adore her either, however i do think thsi is unlikely but thats my opinion - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 01:24:30 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] TRANSsexuality is interesting ;) Daniel Hirning wrote: > then again, maybe 'we' (us straight tori fans) are > just more open to > the idea of gay people - my 2 best friends in the > whole world are both > gay... then again maybe i was just trying to > escape the male > orientated engineering world and went to the other > extreme - getting > gay friends.. (though i'm quite certain there *is* > gay engineers ... - Actually... having 'worked' with a few pre-Op male-to-female transsexuals when I was a student (we had to teach them to speak more like women! lol), you'd be surprised at the no. of transgendered engineers. The main one I worked with was a mechanical engineer. Often they will go into this 'masculine' profession as a way to deal with their inner conflict regarding their gender identity. All of the trannies I saw had children, and 3 had been married before. One of them was going to stay with her female partner after the Op. Are you sure you're not a trannie, Dan? ;) Nathan. . Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 01:29:59 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] holds out wrist... Lavenda wrote: (Daniel S): > > you have such a sexy wrist, Lavs... ;) > > You after a bit of S&M? Perhaps wrist was a > euphemism...? ;) Can I play too? ;) Nathan. . Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 01:41:26 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] sexuality is boring Daniel Hirning wrote: > (though i'm quite certain there *is* > gay engineers ... - Don't you mean there *are* gay engineers. then again, maybe 'we' (us literate tori fans) are just more open to the idea of illiterate engineers - my 2 best friends in the whole world are both illiterate... then again maybe i was just trying to escape the text-orientated literary world and went to the other extreme - getting illiterate friends.. (though i'm quite certain there *are* literate engineers ... - its just like straight tori fans... - they're bloody rare...) lol. Nathan. . Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 18:59:48 +1000 From: "li" Subject: Re: [oztori] OT oh god you're all deprived internet losers aren't you? - ---------- > From: Nathan R > To: oztori@smoe.org > Subject: Re: [oztori] holds out wrist... > Date: Tuesday, 4 September 2001 18:29 > > Lavenda wrote: > > (Daniel S): > > > you have such a sexy wrist, Lavs... ;) > > > > You after a bit of S&M? Perhaps wrist was a > > euphemism...? ;) > > Can I play too? ;) > > Nathan. > > . > Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger > http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 10:11:43 +0100 (BST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= Subject: Re: [oztori] tori pics - recent http://www.oneway.com/ewf/earsfeet/ewfpics/londonmg3.jpg this pic TOTALLY reminds me of PJ Harvey...I think its the straight hair and thin but full lips...anyone else agree/disagree? ===== one false move, and you're dead, ah... Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 02:11:59 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] OT li wrote: > oh god you're all deprived internet losers aren't > you? Quit trying to be me! Nathan. . Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 02:17:36 -0700 (PDT) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] holds out wrist... At the thought of Lavs and Dan S+Ming, Nathan said: > Can I play too? ;) perhaps an Oztori Orgy is in order??? nathan could be the party entertainment, with a lucidrously bad striptease performed to Sister Named Desire ;) dan ===== - - But all the time I'm thinking, "If I only had a pair of wings..." - They dress you up in white satin - And In August and Everything After, I'm after everything - - -- Counting Crows ____________________________ Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 19:19:58 +1000 From: "Dan" Subject: RE: [oztori] Melbourne People Alert! Merman spritely announced: maybe we should all... meet up. *wink* Sounds intriguing... A Tori Drunkathon was it? Could someone please, just because it seems to have been chopped, and Im lost in this inbox, send me a simple email with exactly what and when and where this place is? I'm up for it! Merman, who after his last conversation with Nilay, thinks it'd be an interesting night ;P ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 02:19:39 -0700 (PDT) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: [oztori] Li, i'm standing naked before you After the S+M talk hit a raw nerve, li said: "oh god you're all deprived internet losers aren't you?" hehe you know you want to join in too ;) ===== - - But all the time I'm thinking, "If I only had a pair of wings..." - They dress you up in white satin - And In August and Everything After, I'm after everything - - -- Counting Crows ____________________________ Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 10:23:00 +0100 (BST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= Subject: [oztori] new alanis!!! hi all according to someone on the catatonia mailing list, live versions of new alanis songs including the 'single' [i don't know how true it is about the fact that it is a single] "Narcissus" are available for download...but of course she didn't say where. just thought i'd let you know so that renee could spend her whole working day looking for them to download! xoxo dan ;) ===== one false move, and you're dead, ah... Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 19:53:23 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Rala?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Sydney party tshirts! Hey People! For all those funky people that ordered tshirts at the Sydney Party..expect them in the mail soon! I mailed them off today! All the best, Rala ;oD ===== 'I started to accept the mess I'm in. I know that mess spelled backwards is ssem and I felt much better armed with that information' ~ Tori Amos ~ http://travel.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Travel - - Got Itchy feet? Get inspired! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 04 Sep 2001 10:10:17 +0000 From: "black-winged roses" Subject: [oztori] Strange Little Grrls Melbourne night info Hi all. Is there anymore information regarding September 13th? Such as ... oh, I don't know ... how much it will cost to get in? By the way, I'm definitely going! Eeehehehehe! *************** "God is dead, Marx is dead and I'm not feeling too good either" http://www.geocities.com/sarahvox - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 03:19:47 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Strange Little Grrls Melbourne night info black-winged roses wrote: > Hi all. Is there anymore information regarding > September 13th? Such as > ... oh, I don't know ... how much it will cost to > get in? By the way, I'm > definitely going! Eeehehehehe! It sounds tempting.. If I go though I'll have to throw (another) sickie the next day. Nathan. . Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 03:21:21 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] holds out wrist... Dan Stapleton wrote: > At the thought of Lavs and Dan S+Ming, Nathan said: > > > Can I play too? ;) > > perhaps an Oztori Orgy is in order??? nathan could > be > the party entertainment, with a lucidrously bad > striptease performed to Sister Named Desire ;) I *highly* doubt that! Nathan. "I am really fucked up" - Siobhan Fahey . Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 20:54:40 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Bevan=20Burkin?= Subject: [oztori] striptease Dan Stapleton wrote: >nathan could be the party entertainment, with a >lucidrously bad striptease performed to Sister Named >Desire ;) Nathan replied: >I *highly* doubt that! So what tori song *would* you do a lucidrously bad striptease to? I think there's something in that for all of us, don't you? http://travel.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Travel - - Got Itchy feet? Get inspired! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 04:01:00 -0700 (PDT) From: Natty Subject: Re: [oztori] tori pics - recent She does look very slim. But, she still looks so funky :) Natty ===== - - intermission - http://www.torn-apart.net/intermission/ - - Proud Amberholic - http://amberholics.amberbenson.net - - W/A lurve - http://washippers.envy.nu Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 04:12:28 -0700 (PDT) From: Natty Subject: Re: Re[2]: [oztori] Cool Tori interview... - --- Daniel Hirning wrote: > Tuesday, September 04, 2001, 5:41:32 PM, Bevan > wrote: > > BB> She never said she *liked* them. For example, I > own a > BB> few red hot chillie peppers cd's .... but I've > never > BB> claimed to like them. Yup, I own a Hole CD, and I hate them.. Dan, can't agree on the pic that you claimed Tori looks her age. She doesn't look her 38 years.. she looks much younger. She looks great. Natty ===== - - intermission - http://www.torn-apart.net/intermission/ - - Proud Amberholic - http://amberholics.amberbenson.net - - W/A lurve - http://washippers.envy.nu Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 21:26:51 +1000 From: "Rachael..." Subject: RE: [oztori] Strange Little Grrls Melbourne night info everyone come! i'm having my birthday party there! rachael xxx - -----Original Message----- From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org]On Behalf Of Nathan R Sent: Tuesday, 4 September 2001 8:20 PM To: oztori@smoe.org Subject: Re: [oztori] Strange Little Grrls Melbourne night info black-winged roses wrote: > Hi all. Is there anymore information regarding > September 13th? Such as > ... oh, I don't know ... how much it will cost to > get in? By the way, I'm > definitely going! Eeehehehehe! It sounds tempting.. If I go though I'll have to throw (another) sickie the next day. Nathan. . Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 21:28:48 +1000 From: "Rachael..." Subject: RE: [oztori] Melbourne People Alert! thursday 13th sept 9pm club uk which is on the corner of bourke and exibition sts melbourne not sure about cover charges, im phoning them tomorrow, ill let you know rachael - -----Original Message----- From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org]On Behalf Of Dan Sent: Tuesday, 4 September 2001 7:20 PM To: oztori@smoe.org Subject: RE: [oztori] Melbourne People Alert! Merman spritely announced: maybe we should all... meet up. *wink* Sounds intriguing... A Tori Drunkathon was it? Could someone please, just because it seems to have been chopped, and Im lost in this inbox, send me a simple email with exactly what and when and where this place is? I'm up for it! Merman, who after his last conversation with Nilay, thinks it'd be an interesting night ;P ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 05:40:54 -0700 From: "Nilay ." Subject: RE: [oztori] A stitch in time... [demime could not interpret encoding binary - treating as plain text] >Lavs rote: >> >>> Oh, and if anyone is interested in viewing the >>> cross-stitch I did for the >>> Sydney RAINN party, look here: >>> http://www.envy.nu/drifts/crossstitch.html > God Lavs! That is really brilliant! I was quite impressed with your skills there...Who bought it? And about the Sydney party, how did that all end up? I'd really like to know so if anyone wants give the list (or just me) a brief or synopsis on it, that would be great! Nilay... Visit my site at www.envy.nu/torisgirl/ - ------------------------------------------------------------ ANNEXIETY INTERNET SOLUTIONS - http://www.annexiety.com HOSTING, CGI SCRIPTS, WEBDESIGN AND FREE EMAIL! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 05:46:00 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] striptease Bevan Burkin wrote: > So what tori song *would* you do a lucidrously bad > striptease to? Maybe "Graveyard", because it only goes for 54 seconds, after which time I could swiftly put my clothes back on. Nathan. . Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 05:47:26 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] tori pics - recent Natty wrote: > She does look very slim. Maybe she purchased those "Fats n' Figures" books they used to (still do?) flog on Bert Newton's "Good Morning Australia"... Nathan. . Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 22:59:13 +1000 From: "Nerida Hooykaas" Subject: Re: Re[2]: [oztori] sexuality is interesting > gee, thanks :) > > Though i do the same... - everyone is gay unless proven otherwise on > here as far as I'm concerned... gee that's intelligent ;) well, I ain't gay...so there....now ya know! Neri =8O) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 23:13:56 +1000 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re[2]: [oztori] TRANSsexuality is interesting ;) Tuesday, September 04, 2001, 6:24:30 PM, Nathan wrote: NR> Actually... having 'worked' with a few pre-Op male-to-female NR> transsexuals when I was a student (we had to teach them to speak NR> more like women! lol), you'd be surprised at the no. of NR> transgendered engineers. The main one I worked with was a NR> mechanical engineer. Often they will go into this 'masculine' NR> profession as a way to deal with their inner conflict regarding NR> their gender identity. All of the trannies I saw had children, and NR> 3 had been married before. One of them was going to stay with her NR> female partner after the Op. thats actually quite interesting - a little scary/freaky - but interesting none the less... definitely not something i was expecting to hear... NR> Are you sure you're not a trannie, Dan? ;) absolutely certain (not so sure about much else - but certain about that :) dan.the.man. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com 11:13 pm, 4/09/2001 ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 23:14:57 +1000 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re[2]: [oztori] sexuality is boring Tuesday, September 04, 2001, 6:41:26 PM, Nathan wrote: NR> Don't you mean there *are* gay engineers. i honestly have no idea what i meant... is... are.. WTF is the difference... NR> lol. smartarse....... :) dan.the.man. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com 11:14 pm, 4/09/2001 ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 06:24:46 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] OT (for Daniel H): Remedial Grammar 101: knowing when to use 'is' and 'are' Daniel Hirning wrote: > i honestly have no idea what i meant... > is... are.. WTF is the > difference... In most instances, you use "is" when you are talking about one person/thing: eg - "He *is* stupid", "Purple *is* my fave colour" ...and you use "are" when you are talking about more than one person/thing: eg - "They *are* stupid", "Purple and green *are* my fave colours". Make sense? np - the voice in my head screaming, "Nathan, it's well past your bed time!". Night, Nathan. . Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 23:39:41 +1000 From: "Kyla Dyresen" Subject: [oztori] OT: I fell over. OUCH. How am I supposed to write songs now? Check out my wounds. Nice 'n' meaty. - - Kyla http://kyla.left.the-pla.net [demime 0.97c removed an attachment of type image/jpeg which had a name of fuckingow.jpg] ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 23:41:51 +1000 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: [oztori] Booty@#$@licious Have you seen the Missy Elliot remix video clip of that stupid song? Can anyone say 80's Madonna gone severly wrong???? As if I didn't hate the song enough as it is.... *is violently sick* ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 23:47:04 +1000 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: Re: Re[2]: [oztori] sexuality is interesting Like me!!! LOL! I have to admit, I've neva known very many Tozza fans and the ones I do know are usually gay...so go figure...maybes its the alienation thing we can relate to? Who knows? Tori rocks Dylan ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 23:48:56 +1000 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: Re: [oztori] OT I thought was a prerequisite for this list? LOL - ----- Original Message ----- From: "li" To: Sent: Tuesday, September 04, 2001 6:59 PM Subject: Re: [oztori] OT > oh god you're all deprived internet losers aren't you? > > ---------- > > From: Nathan R > > To: oztori@smoe.org > > Subject: Re: [oztori] holds out wrist... > > Date: Tuesday, 4 September 2001 18:29 > > > > Lavenda wrote: > > > > (Daniel S): > > > > you have such a sexy wrist, Lavs... ;) > > > > > > You after a bit of S&M? Perhaps wrist was a > > > euphemism...? ;) > > > > Can I play too? ;) > > > > Nathan. > > > > . > > Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! > Messenger > > http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 23:48:58 +1000 From: "Kyla Dyresen" Subject: Re: [oztori] OT: I fell over. oh.. no pics allowed. but if you really want, you can see it here. sympathy! http://kyla.left.the-pla.net/stuff/fuckingow.jpg - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Kyla Dyresen" To: Sent: Tuesday, September 04, 2001 11:39 PM Subject: [oztori] OT: I fell over. > [demime 0.97c removed an attachment of type image/jpeg which had a name of fuckingow.jpg] ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 23:51:27 +1000 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: Re: [oztori] striptease I've done drag to Raspberry Swirl and Cornflake Girl! I'm sure I could fit in a striptease somewhere... I'd prolly do Take To The Sky actually... - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Bevan Burkin" To: Sent: Tuesday, September 04, 2001 8:54 PM Subject: [oztori] striptease > Dan Stapleton wrote: > > >nathan could be the party entertainment, with a > >lucidrously bad striptease performed to Sister Named > >Desire ;) > > Nathan replied: > > >I *highly* doubt that! > > So what tori song *would* you do a lucidrously bad > striptease to? > > I think there's something in that for all of us, don't you? > > http://travel.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Travel > - Got Itchy feet? Get inspired! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 06:53:37 -0700 (PDT) From: Dan Stapleton Subject: Re: [oztori] OT: I fell over. Ouch. Fairy healing wishes :) dan ===== - - But all the time I'm thinking, "If I only had a pair of wings..." - They dress you up in white satin - And In August and Everything After, I'm after everything - - -- Counting Crows ____________________________ Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 23:53:42 +1000 From: "Dylan Plant" Subject: Re: [oztori] striptease Given that you are a 60 yo transexual grandmother, that's prolly a good thing... > BB So what tori song *would* you do a lucidrously bad BB striptease to? > > Maybe "Graveyard", because it only goes for 54 > seconds, after which time I could swiftly put my > clothes back on. > > Nathan. > > . > Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger > http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Sep 2001 00:30:46 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Bevan=20Burkin?= Subject: [oztori] OT elmo Hey, did anyone catch Elmo on Rove last night? ROFL ... made my day! http://travel.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Travel - - Got Itchy feet? Get inspired! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 05 Sep 2001 0:44:40 +1000 From: Justa Boi Subject: [oztori] Re: Sexuality is "Interesting" Oh face it, you haven't lived until you've tried being omnisexual+. *stupid grin* Justa Boi justaboi@start.com.au Tori Content - Due to miscommunication with Atlantic they release a CD set entitled "Strange Little Whores" believing that the album is infact Tori's tribute to Cher's wig collection. + If you want to confuse or otherwise annoy someone say you're omnisexual. They'll ask what it means - tell them it means to be pansexual. They'll ask what that means.. tell them "omnisexual". And as they say in the classics "Repeat 'til fade". __________________________________________________________________ Get your free Australian email account at http://www.start.com.au ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Sep 2001 00:51:33 +1000 From: "Darwin Clan" Subject: RE: [oztori] OT elmo LMAO!! Elmo.... what a *s*t*a*r* I watched it and was laughing so hard (at that, and at my friend who was having great difficulty in folding a clothes horse). In other news, I got a job in the UK!! I'll be working/living at the Inversnaid Hotel (apparently one of the best in Europe) in Loch Lomond - Loch Ness Monster here I come!! Here's the connection... my mum's sister's husband's brother's son in law was the manager of the hotel for years and years and he said he'll be able to get me a job there no worries!! Yay!!! It'll be winter when I get there though, and I was speaking to my cousin and she said when she was living in Inversnaid, it got so cold sometimes the motor of her car would literally freeze. So it would be like trying to start an ice block, literally! omg... *mental note - bring lots of warm clothes. There's stuff about Tori on the icq page (that annoying one that pops up whenever you open icq), but nothing new, but there was a tori chat room link there and the font used for the caption for it was the same as they used to use in the toriamos.com one.... hmm maybe it's been reopened? omg I can't believe I remember what the font even looks like.... I remember the most useless shite... ~Andrew~ - -----Original Message----- From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org]On Behalf Of Bevan Burkin Sent: Wednesday, 5 September 2001 12:31 AM To: oztori@smoe.org Subject: [oztori] OT elmo Hey, did anyone catch Elmo on Rove last night? ROFL ... made my day! http://travel.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Travel - - Got Itchy feet? Get inspired! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 16:28:32 -0700 From: "Hill, Renee" Subject: RE: [oztori] new alanis!!! um, i actually already know where to download them but i've chosen not to - i found the mp3s about a month ago and through sheer force of will i didn't download. They're concert recordings, so I don't want to hear the bodgy versions before I hear the real versions, thereby possibly tainting any admiration I may hold... so, um... yeah - thanks for the notification Dan, but already knew ;) Oh, and it has been widely thought that Narcissus will be the first single - once I hear this, or otherwise, from my warner dude, i'll let those who want to know, know. - -----Original Message----- From: Daniel [mailto:handsomecabinboy@yahoo.com] Sent: Tuesday, 4 September 2001 19:23 To: oztori@smoe.org Subject: [oztori] new alanis!!! hi all according to someone on the catatonia mailing list, live versions of new alanis songs including the 'single' [i don't know how true it is about the fact that it is a single] "Narcissus" are available for download...but of course she didn't say where. just thought i'd let you know so that renee could spend her whole working day looking for them to download! xoxo dan ;) ===== one false move, and you're dead, ah... Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Sep 2001 13:43:34 +1000 From: "Lavenda" Subject: Re: [oztori] OT elmo Darwinian Andrew typed: > LMAO!! Elmo.... what a *s*t*a*r* I watched it and was laughing so hard (at > that, and at my friend who was having great difficulty in folding a clothes > horse). I cracked up at it too, and taped it for Tiarna though I think she prefers it when there's Dorathy and Mr Noodle there too. > In other news, I got a job in the UK!! I'll be working/living at the Oh my... I wanna go too!!! The colder the better! But... what's happening with the t-shirts? X Lavs ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 05 Sep 2001 14:38:21 +1000 From: "nina riddel" Subject: [oztori] jason! brisbane! " And I wish I knew the right words / to make you feel better, walk out of this place / and defeat them in your secret battle / show them you can be your own man again " - The Whitlams, 'Blow Up the Pokies' " Veiled behind screens / kept as your baby machine While you conquer more orifices / of boys, goats and things " - Siouxsie Sioux, 'Arabian Knights' " I'm just a raunchy sex queen. Is that what you wanted to hear? " - Polly Harvey >From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) >Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org >To: oztori-digest@smoe.org >Subject: oztori-digest V1 #132 >Date: Mon, 3 Sep 2001 03:10:23 -0400 (EDT) > >oztori-digest Monday, September 3 2001 Volume 01 : Number 132 > >Hey also, by the way, I've booked a flight up to >BrisVegas on the 22nd of this month to see my boy. >I'll be up there for a week ('til the 29th), so if >BrisVegan Oztorians are interested in hooking up or >organising some sorta get-together in that time, >that'd be real kewl ;) A chance to meet some of my >far-flung brethren. kewl. i'm in! Also, as it'll be my first time >in Brissie, it could be cool to have some extra input >as to what sights are necessary, or where the Hot >2nd-hand CD shops are...Cheers! i can SO help you with that. give me a date and my best friend and i will take you shopping - the guys in the 2nd hand records shops have our names and phones numbers by now - my friend has run up $300 in layby and is banned from adding anything else to the pile! _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 22:27:23 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: [oztori] Two trannies, sixty-five, got their grandkids tied up in the backseat... Dylan Plant wrote: > Given that you are a 60 yo transexual tranSSexual. Two s's. > grandmother, > that's prolly a good > thing... You know, I really wish I'd never laid claim to being that... Because, I just realised.. the trannie I used to see really WAS a 60 year old transsexual grandmother! (well, she was 59... would probably be 60 now). "She" really *had* just become a grand"person" too! Nathan. . Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Sep 2001 15:27:57 +1000 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re: [oztori] OT (for Daniel H): Remedial Grammar 101: knowing when to use 'is' and 'are' Tuesday, September 04, 2001, 11:24:46 PM, Nathan wrote: >> i honestly have no idea what i meant... is... are.. WTF is the >> difference... NR> In most instances, you use "is" when you are talking NR> about one person/thing: well i could still be right - there might only be one gay engineer at USYD... - however unlikely that might sound... but ok, i see your point - I've filed it away for future reference. NR> Make sense? nathan, you never make sense... :) dan.the.man. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com 3:25 pm, 5/09/2001 geesh, i can't believe i'm still signing these emails with dan.the.man... least i got rid of the (straight) bit... in 20yrs time this is all going to come back and haunt me.. - i know it will. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 22:31:40 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan R Subject: Re: [oztori] Booty@#$@licious Dylan Plant wrote: > Have you seen the Missy Elliot remix video clip of > that stupid song? How dare you call that song stupid! OK, it *is* stupid, but that's part of the attraction. > Can anyone say 80's Madonna gone severly wrong???? And 80's Madonna wasn't "severely wrong" in the first place? ;) > As if I didn't hate the > song > enough as it is.... > *is violently sick* I would *LOVE* for Tori do cover "Bootylicious". I think it would be so cool. Maybe on the harpsichord, and a little 'dance' before she plays it live (like the RAINN concert Cornflake Girl one). She sooooooooo could do this song justice - I mean, she already has the 'character' for it (SLG Happiness Is A Warm Gun character). Nathan. . Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Sep 2001 15:36:44 +1000 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re: [oztori] jason! brisbane! Wednesday, September 05, 2001, 2:38:21 PM, nina wrote: nr> i can SO help you with that. give me a date and my best friend and nr> i will take you shopping - the guys in the 2nd hand records shops nr> have our names and phones numbers by now - my friend has run up nr> $300 in layby and is banned from adding anything else to the pile! i've always found audiogalaxy to be excellent - they have always had excellent rare BFF (ben folds five) stuff, plus its where a friend got me Y Kant Tori Read for me for my christmas present one year... :) (why can't i have more friends like her? - more to the point, why the fuck does she have to have a boyfriend... - the same one for 5 odd years as well to make it worse.. :( speaking of good 2nd hand cd shops... - anyone know of any good ones in sydney? Egg Records in newtown is pretty good - but there is just a little to much madonna and kylie *crap* in there for my liking :)) (and for some reason the guy who runs it gets on my nerves... - i dunno why) and nina - just a little comment - and i'm not having a go at you or anything... - but by now i've read all your quotes in your emails... (The Whitlams, Siouxsie Sioux and Polly Harvey), actually i've read them all a couple of times... and i was wondering.. - if you could manually delete them when you send to oztori - cause in some cases - they are the only thing in your emails other then a one line comment... sorry, this probable sounds bitchy, i'm just in a whinging mood at the moment... (in the middle of mid semester exams.. :(( and i've been told i have to find someone else to take my uni timetable out on other then tori/SLG... :)) dan.the.man. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com 3:30 pm, 5/09/2001 ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Sep 2001 15:41:01 +1000 From: Daniel Hirning Subject: Re: [oztori] Two trannies, sixty-five, got their grandkids tied up in the backseat... Wednesday, September 05, 2001, 3:27:23 PM, Nathan wrote: NR> You know, I really wish I'd never laid claim to being that... NR> Because, I just realised.. the trannie I used to see really WAS a NR> 60 year old transsexual grandmother! (well, she was 59... would NR> probably be 60 now). "She" really *had* just become a NR> grand"person" too! the more i find out about the world of transsexuals (notice, two s :) the more strange and bizarre i'm finding it... So people get 2/3rds through their life - and then, at the age of 59, decide they wanna be female? Really? Wow - how fucking bizarre! - well i think it is... Specially after having lived a 'normal' life up to that point... And nathan, in all seriousness - what type of work do you do???? dan.the.man. dan@danhirning.com www.danhirning.com 3:37 pm, 5/09/2001 ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V1 #134 ****************************