From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V1 #105 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Wednesday, August 15 2001 Volume 01 : Number 105 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] Just harass JJJ [Simon Metcalf ] RE: [oztori] hang on, i'm getting serious [Natty ] [oztori] oztori moderators [=?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= ] [oztori] if only... [tori daydream-like content] [=?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?=] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 15 Aug 2001 14:45:41 +1000 From: Simon Metcalf Subject: [oztori] Just harass JJJ Just keep requesting JJJ to play songs from the SLG sampler CD and they must give it a go. They're not that opposed to playing Tori tunes. I heard them play Glory of the 80's quite a few times. Does anyone know of any JJJ presenter that is particularly sympathetic to Tori so that we can target them in our SPAM campaign! :-) PS, I actually got a tin of SPAM as part of a food donation LOL. (Yes I'm that poor!). I put in on my bookshelf as an ornament!! :-) PS. See everyone who's going to Tori's birthday party! Nathan wistfully worded: Tori said herself she's anchovies. I doubt Mr. Bloggs down the road is going to go out and buy a Tori CD just because a few of us say, "well maybe it would be a good idea". ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 14 Aug 2001 22:28:43 -0700 (PDT) From: Natty Subject: RE: [oztori] hang on, i'm getting serious - --- ennui wrote: > >From: owner-oztori@smoe.org > [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org]On Behalf Of > >Dan Stapleton > >Sent: Tuesday, 14 August 2001 7:21 PM > > > >writing. it shits me how on some lists people post > >poetry all the fucking time, so i'll just post this > >and see how it goes. if anyone wants to discuss, > >analyze, or post something of their own, that'd > rock > >too. > > Okay, I shall indulge you. Please accept this humble > verisimilitude: > > > __An Ode To Nathan__ > > Shall I compare thee to a summer cold? > Niggling and pointless, yet entirely undesirable. > > Forsooth! it does dissipate my spleen > to say that thou are indeed more pleasing, even > tempered > than a large, angered bull whose testicles > lay ensnar`d in the metallic teeth of a vicious > bear trap. > > To speak of my love's appearance - > why `tis to sing of mountainous caverns of dung > heaping in upon one's self, > Or write magnificently effectual lyrics > in memory of the most pungent odour one may`st > conjure > (magnified 1.163x10^18 times.) > > His sweet, golden innocence > a light befitting of only the most endearing, > nymph-like serpent within these Arcadian realms. > > His quiet, kind and humble words > a gift for those weary travelled > who knell upon the green-moss cobble > of N's own oracle. > > So toast now to his health! > Lift goblets t`ward the heavens high and proclaim > - > "Now may we drink greedily as disciples without > quench > from the honey-suckle fount of Good Nathan's wit > and charm! > For we are but peons underfoot > and he our benevolent god!" > > > ...and re-interpreted for the engineers on the list: > > __An Ode To Nathan__ > > I took the piss > out of Nathan. > But it was just > a joke > okay? LOL!!! Very well written ennui:) Natty ===== - - intermission - http://www.virtue.nu/interm/ - - Proud Amberholic - http://amberholics.amberbenson.net - - W/A lurve - http://washippers.envy.nu Make international calls for as low as $.04/minute with Yahoo! Messenger http://phonecard.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 14 Aug 2001 22:46:14 -0700 From: "Hill, Renee" Subject: [oztori] eeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm picking up the pre-release copy of the album this afternoon!!!!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! breathe, renee, breathe... ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 15 Aug 2001 07:05:51 +0100 (BST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= Subject: [oztori] oztori moderators > we aren't anymore. It's Dan and Dan only. smoe > doesn't have moderators > (plus - why bother putting it under your name? did > you ever see me or > mermies doing it?) yes, you are. you can pull up people offlist [note - OFFLIST] or let me know about them. you don't have as much actual control as you used to, but sometimes you people could pick up on stuff that i missed or something. but having said that, i'd rather you a) contacted people offlist first b) verified what you were saying before sending to the list [as in this case] c) let me know about it first altogether and with picking people up, noone had complained about the whole renee thing [lol sounds wierd like that] so she didn't need to be picked up on anything. whatever. i got my lisa germano "cry wolf" single today so i'm happy. i want cancer of everything remixed! dan ;) xoxo ===== one false move, and you're dead, ah... Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 15 Aug 2001 14:52:10 +1000 From: "Jasmina" Subject: [oztori] blah howdy i feel weird, i'm eating carrotcake which tastes weird, but i'm still eating it even tho its weird - i'm hungry i havent eaten anything since last nite except for a wendy's hotdog, thye ar eactually pretty good, never tried one b4 today but not to bore you any longer with my eating habits that whole warner bashing thing is funny i think, what would you, renee, do if your bosses read your mail, i don't think they would be impressed, however i think it would be hilarious if it ever happened, well not really for you but anyone else would find it funny >Has anyone heard new Tori on TripJ? no. i've been listening to the j a lot laetly too, and havent heard it, so i've rang up super request a few times, like last week and this week and some other time to see if they have any of the new stuff, and the dude keeps saying they dont have it yet, so whats up with that, b/c i've been hearing that they do from other sources so what is up with that? umm....thats it i'm being harrassed to leave my house so gotta go jas ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 15 Aug 2001 07:18:04 +0100 (BST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= Subject: [oztori] if only... [tori daydream-like content] Hi all. I just got the Toriamos.com email saying "presale tickets" and stuff and thought "wouldn't it be great if I was super super rich so that I could pre-buy the whole damn tour so that none of those damn americans who see tori every second month but still rave about "omg i met tori for the seventh time its so touching she hugged me and i cried" and try to maul her pre and post concert can get on our nerves. then, of course, because i'm super rich, i'd sell the tickets on to you lovely people [at a loss of course] and use more money to buy air tickets and accommodation so that WE can all stalk tori for the whole tour and noone else can get in the way! *pinches self, sighs, and goes all depressed for a bit* xoxo Dan ;) ===== one false move, and you're dead, ah... Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V1 #105 ****************************