From: owner-oppositeview-digest@smoe.org (oppositeview-digest) To: oppositeview-digest@smoe.org Subject: oppositeview-digest V6 #19 Reply-To: oppositeview@smoe.org Sender: owner-oppositeview-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oppositeview-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oppositeview-digest Friday, February 13 2004 Volume 06 : Number 019 Today's Subjects: ----------------- OV: OT: Jokes for Germany ["Mojo T Monkey" ] OV: Pre-order The Uncle Devil Show Album ["Peter Noble (Peter Noble PR)" ] RE: OV: Pre-order The Uncle Devil Show Album ["Darren Holmquist" Subject: OV: OT: Jokes for Germany I know this is off topic, but this is too funny not to pass on. JOKES FROM GERMANY >Knock, knock. >Who's there? >The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in hospital. > >A man walks into a pub. >He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family. > >Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? >She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low >self-esteem. > >What do you call a cat with no tail? >A manx cat. > >Why do undertakers wear ties? >Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their >appearance has a degree of gravitas. > >How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? >One. > >Why do women fake orgasms? >Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed. > >Two men are sitting in a pub. >One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men >coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has >become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.' > >Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and >runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off. > >Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? >Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals >in the largely unpopulated rainforest. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2004 13:52:37 +0000 From: "Peter Noble (Peter Noble PR)" Subject: OV: Pre-order The Uncle Devil Show Album Attention Shoppers... You can now pre-order your copy of the Uncle Devil Show via the following web link - www.townsend-records.co.uk/uncledevilshow.htm We'll be sure to send you the UK concert dates over the next couple of weeks. Stay groovy. PN Noble PR Ltd. Ignition Central, 1 Mercers Mews, London, N19 4PL Tel. (020) 7272 7772, Fax. (020) 7272 2227 www.noblepr.co.uk [demime 0.97c-p1 removed an attachment of type image/gif which had a name of uncle_devil.gif; x-mac-type=47494666; x-mac-creator=4A565752] - --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.580 / Virus Database: 367 - Release Date: 06/02/2004 ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2004 11:10:06 -0800 From: "Darren Holmquist" Subject: RE: OV: Pre-order The Uncle Devil Show Album For anyone unable to fix the link themselves; here's the corrected link: http://www.townsend-records.co.uk/uncledevilshow.htm - ---- Original Message ---- From: peter@noblepr.co.uk To: peter@noblepr.co.uk Subject: RE: OV: Pre-order The Uncle Devil Show Album Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2004 13:52:37 +0000 >Attention Shoppers... > >You can now pre-order your copy of the Uncle Devil Show via the >following >web link - > >www.townsend-re >cords.co.uk/uncledevilshow.htm > >We'll be sure to send you the UK concert dates over the next couple >of weeks. > >Stay groovy. > >PN > > >Noble PR Ltd. >Ignition Central, 1 Mercers Mews, London, N19 4PL >Tel. (020) 7272 7772, Fax. (020) 7272 2227 >www.noblepr.co.uk > >[demime 0.97c-p1 removed an attachment of type image/gif which had a >name of uncle_devil.gif; x-mac-type=47494666; x-mac-creator=4A565752] >--- >Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. >Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). >Version: 6.0.580 / Virus Database: 367 - Release Date: 06/02/2004 ------------------------------ End of oppositeview-digest V6 #19 *********************************