From: owner-onlyjoni-digest@smoe.org (onlyJMDL Digest) To: onlyjoni-digest@smoe.org Subject: onlyJMDL Digest V2009 #142 Reply-To: joni@smoe.org Sender: owner-onlyjoni-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-onlyjoni-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk Archives: http://www.smoe.org/lists/onlyjoni Websites: http://www.jmdl.com http://www.jonimitchell.com Unsubscribe: mailto:onlyjoni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe onlyJMDL Digest Wednesday, May 27 2009 Volume 2009 : Number 142 ========== TOPICS and authors in this Digest: -------- Re: Different Ethnic Dates ["millies" ] RE: Fiddle and The Drum [Susan E McNamara ] Re: Different Ethnic Dates [T Peckham ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 26 May 2009 21:25:46 +1000 From: "millies" Subject: Re: Different Ethnic Dates ----- Original Message -----=20 From: Enfys=20 To: Enfys=20 Sent: Tuesday, May 26, 2009 6:27 PM Subject: Different Ethnic Dates =20 Different Dates=20 WHITE WOMEN:=20 First date:=20 You get to kiss her goodnight.=20 Second date:=20 You get to grope all over and make out a = bit.=20 Third date:=20 You get to have sex but only but only = when=20 she wants to and only in the missionary = position.=20 IRISH WOMEN:=20 First Date:=20 You both get blind drunk and have sex.=20 Second Date:=20 You both get blind drunk and have sex.=20 20th Anniversary:=20 You both get blind drunk and have sex.=20 ITALIAN WOMEN:=20 First Date:=20 You take her to a play and an expensive = restaurant.=20 Second Date:=20 You meet her parents and her Mom makes = spaghetti & meatballs.=20 Third Date:=20 You have sex, she wants to marry you & = insists on a 3-carat ring.=20 5th Anniversary:=20 You already have 5 kids together & hate = the thought of having sex.=20 6th Anniversary:=20 You find yourself a Mistress.=20 CHINESE WOMEN:=20 First date:=20 You get to buy her an expensive dinner = but nothing happens.=20 Second date:=20 You buy her an even more expensive = dinner. Nothing happens again. =20 Third date:=20 You don't even get to the third date and = you've already realized nothing=20 is ever going to happen.=20 INDIAN WOMEN:=20 First date:=20 Meet her parents.=20 Second date:=20 Set the date of the wedding.=20 Third date:=20 Wedding night.=20 BLACK WOMEN:=20 First Date:=20 You get to buy her a real expensive = dinner.=20 Second Date:=20 You get to buy her and her girlfriends a = real expensive dinner.=20 Third Date:=20 You get to pay her rent.=20 Tenth Date:=20 She's pregnant by someone other than = you.=20 MEXICAN WOMEN:=20 First Date:=20 You buy her an expensive dinner, get = drunk on Tequila, and have sex in=20 the back of her car.=20 Second Date:=20 She's pregnant. Third Date:=20 She moves in. One week later, her = mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her = grandma, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live = on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be = nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.=20 JEWISH WOMEN:=20 First Date:=20 You will have to spend all your money to = impress=20 Second Date:=20 You will take a loan to keep the image=20 Third Date :=20 Your are broke, she finds someone = wealthier=20 ARAB WOMEN:=20 First Date:=20 Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, = Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.=20 =20 Second Date:=20 Guy is shot dead.=20 No third date!!!=20 =20 =20 =20 =20 =20 =20 =20 =20 =20 =20 =20 =20 =20 [demime 0.97c-p1 removed an attachment of type image/jpeg which had a name of image0011.jpg] [demime 0.97c-p1 removed an attachment of type image/jpeg which had a name of image0023.jpg] [demime 0.97c-p1 removed an attachment of type image/jpeg which had a name of image0032.jpg] [demime 0.97c-p1 removed an attachment of type image/jpeg which had a name of image0046.jpg] [demime 0.97c-p1 removed an attachment of type image/jpeg which had a name of image0057.jpg] [demime 0.97c-p1 removed an attachment of type image/jpeg which had a name of image00610.jpg] [demime 0.97c-p1 removed an attachment of type image/jpeg which had a name of image0079.jpg] [demime 0.97c-p1 removed an attachment of type image/jpeg which had a name of image0085.jpg] [demime 0.97c-p1 removed an attachment of type image/jpeg which had a name of image0098.jpg] [demime 0.97c-p1 removed an attachment of type image/gif which had a name of image0104.gif] ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 26 May 2009 13:50:23 -0400 From: Susan E McNamara Subject: RE: Fiddle and The Drum Hey Mark, I love Peter Gabriel too. Was recently listening to the Lamb Lies down on Broadway. Brilliant!! Sorry I don't listen to post-Gabriel Genesis (ok I'm a snob, sue me!) There was a news alert on the main Joni page saying that four more songs were added to the ballet for the Winter Olympics performances: Anyone in the know want to reveal which songs? Some people need to know, you know? :) Sue ___________________ /___________________\ ||-------------------|| || Sue McNamara || || sem8@cornell.edu || ||___________________|| || O etch-a-sketch O || \___________________/ "It's all a dream she has awake." - Joni Mitchell ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 26 May 2009 15:38:52 -0500 From: T Peckham Subject: Re: Different Ethnic Dates Well, that was an interesting little bit of racial-stereotyping misogyny. Not to mention NJC. On Tue, May 26, 2009 at 6:25 AM, millies wrote: > ----- Original Message -----=20 > From: Enfys=20 > To: Enfys=20 > Sent: Tuesday, May 26, 2009 6:27 PM > Subject: Different Ethnic Dates > > > =20 > > Different Dates=20 > > > WHITE WOMEN:=20 > > First date:=20 > You get to kiss her goodnight.=20 > > > Second date:=20 > You get to grope all over and make out a = > bit.=20 > > > Third date:=20 > You get to have sex but only but only = > when=20 > she wants to and only in the missionary = > position.=20 > > IRISH WOMEN:=20 > > First Date:=20 > You both get blind drunk and have sex.=20 > > > Second Date:=20 > You both get blind drunk and have sex.=20 > > > 20th Anniversary:=20 > You both get blind drunk and have sex.=20 > > ITALIAN WOMEN:=20 > > First Date:=20 > You take her to a play and an expensive = > restaurant.=20 > > > Second Date:=20 > You meet her parents and her Mom makes = > spaghetti & meatballs.=20 > > > Third Date:=20 > You have sex, she wants to marry you & = > insists on a 3-carat ring.=20 > > > 5th Anniversary:=20 > You already have 5 kids together & hate = > the thought of having sex.=20 > > > 6th Anniversary:=20 > You find yourself a Mistress.=20 > > CHINESE WOMEN:=20 > > First date:=20 > You get to buy her an expensive dinner = > but nothing happens.=20 > > > Second date:=20 > You buy her an even more expensive = > dinner. Nothing happens again. > > =20 > > Third date:=20 > You don't even get to the third date and = > you've already realized nothing=20 > is ever going to happen.=20 > > INDIAN WOMEN:=20 > > First date:=20 > Meet her parents.=20 > > > Second date:=20 > Set the date of the wedding.=20 > > > Third date:=20 > Wedding night.=20 > > BLACK WOMEN:=20 > > First Date:=20 > You get to buy her a real expensive = > dinner.=20 > > > Second Date:=20 > You get to buy her and her girlfriends a = > real expensive dinner.=20 > > > Third Date:=20 > You get to pay her rent.=20 > > > Tenth Date:=20 > She's pregnant by someone other than = > you.=20 > > MEXICAN WOMEN:=20 > > First Date:=20 > You buy her an expensive dinner, get = > drunk on Tequila, and have sex in=20 > the back of her car.=20 > > > Second Date:=20 > She's pregnant. > > > Third Date:=20 > She moves in. One week later, her = > mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her = > grandma, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live = > on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be = > nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.=20 > > JEWISH WOMEN:=20 > > First Date:=20 > You will have to spend all your money to = > impress=20 > > > Second Date:=20 > You will take a loan to keep the image=20 > > > Third Date :=20 > Your are broke, she finds someone = > wealthier=20 > > ARAB WOMEN:=20 > > First Date:=20 > Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, = > Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.=20 > > =20 > > Second Date:=20 > Guy is shot dead.=20 > > > No third date!!!=20 > =20 > =20 > =20 > > > > > - -- *Some things in life it just gets too late to learn . . . --Bob Dylan* ------------------------------ End of onlyJMDL Digest V2009 #142 ********************************* ------- Post messages to the list by clicking here: mailto:joni@smoe.org Unsubscribe by clicking here: mailto:onlyjoni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe