From: owner-onlyjoni-digest@smoe.org (onlyJMDL Digest) To: onlyjoni-digest@smoe.org Subject: onlyJMDL Digest V2008 #63 Reply-To: joni@smoe.org Sender: owner-onlyjoni-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-onlyjoni-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk Archives: http://www.smoe.org/lists/onlyjoni Websites: http://www.jmdl.com http://www.jonimitchell.com Unsubscribe: mailto:onlyjoni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe onlyJMDL Digest Saturday, May 31 2008 Volume 2008 : Number 063 ========== TOPICS and authors in this Digest: -------- Re: "We Are Joni Mitchell" ["Jamie's Box of Paints" ] From Bo (who WAS missing in action) [Peep Richman ] annoying Joni reference and now Sex in/and the City & GLU [Patti Parlette] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 29 May 2008 20:22:10 +0100 From: "Jamie's Box of Paints" Subject: Re: "We Are Joni Mitchell" I will be checking this out! I like the arcola, it's small and simple but I'm sure this'll be fun and hopefully full of self referential Joni-isms that only we will know about! Zooby 2008/5/29 Catherine McKay : > --- Michael Paz wrote: > >> This sounds hysterical. Are you sure it was not a >> lister that wrote >> this? Could be a Smurph production. >> >> Best >> >> Paz >> > > And Patti Parlette must have a starring role. > > Catherine > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > __________________________________________________________________ > Looking for the perfect gift? Give the gift of Flickr! > > http://www.flickr.com/gift/ > - -- I am a lonely Painter I live in a Box of Paints I'm frightened by the devil But I'm drawn to those ones that 'aint afraid... Jamie Zubairi can be found for voice-overs at http://uk.voicespro.com/jamie.zubairi1 acting CV and showreel at http://uk.castingcallpro.com/u/81749 http://www.jamiezubairi.co.uk Facebook me! ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 30 May 2008 14:47:42 -0700 (PDT) From: Bob Muller Subject: Another Joni Tribute CD http://cdbaby.com/cd/leoracashe3 This one was advertised back in December of 2007 and Leora and band had a CD release party then - why it's just now hitting the street I do not know. But for those of you interested, it is now available. Except for her inclusion of "The Gallery" you can probably guess the tracklist. And you can hear 2-minute samples of the tracks too. Hard to believe another month has ticked by - Volume 101 drops this weekend. Bob NP: Rie Fu, "Both Sides Now" ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 30 May 2008 15:12:51 -0700 (PDT) From: Peep Richman Subject: From Bo (who WAS missing in action) Hello, Hello, Hello!!!!! I've MISSED you sooo Much!!! And I am seriously behind in reading the Digests but I just finished reading V2008#85. Maybe we're secretly hooked together (maybe Joni helped in this a bit?) but a few people posted things relating to e-mail Internet SCAMS....and I just went through this and just YESTERDAY (Thursday...I think) a Sunset Pig was here...at MY request. After having been scammed with one of those lottery e-mails ( Okay....I'm dumb and getting dumber)and having had sooo much difficulty with my bank...dumb????(yep)....how about, a friggin IDIOT!!!!!) I was scammed once again!!!!!!! I'm writing about this because this was different than the e-mails that seem to be increasing....I get them every single day...many each day and I click on Spam...nothing seems to have an effect when you click Scam....back to the present and never back to my future...here's what happened: I put something on Craig's List. The next morning I discovered that I received an e-mail from a buyer. Such a no reason to think 'scam' response. This man sent me e-mails and I responded. And so the communications from him continued (without receiving a certified bank check for over a week) assuring me that the check was being sent, something very similar to the first scam I got myself into....the original e-mail had a complex story about his wife, who was about (any day) to have a baby and other stuff. I indeed received a check in the amount of $3500. I took care of this first with the fraud unit of the U.S. Postal Service (who never responded to my messages left on the answering machine of the fraud department) and concluded with the police....now they have copies of all the e-mails with my responses and they have the check. I was worried because this guy had my home address and telephone number....again, (am I an idiot or what!!!!) and because I was so busy being free. I really need to go to the Mermaid Cafe!!!! Monika, the line "Amelia it was just a false alarm." was seemingly permanent in my head...it also brought me a whopping much needed measure of comfort. Russell, I was really thrilled to read that you began the L.A. Express~!!!!! I love your group and the work you did with Joni! Patti, Mitchellian Completists...LOL...it's Patti and it's fabulous. "All my little landscapes, All my yellow afternoons, Stack up around this vacancy Like dirty cups and spoons No mercy sweet Jesus! No mercy from Turbulent Indigo". That says exactly where I've been. The last time I saw Richard was in December 2002. "Last chance lost-" We (NEVER) talked about anything "in terms of sacrifice and compromise" And for one year now I've been carrying around the knowledge that Richard did EXACTLY what he did to me AGAIN....found another lady in Philly and actually had the nerve (for want of a better, more descriptive word) to move right back to King's Grant...different location, but in King's Grant. I rambling....so sorry. But I'll bet you know what Joni CD I've been listening to..... Love and hugs to all!!!! From Bo ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 31 May 2008 02:25:49 +0000 From: Patti Parlette Subject: annoying Joni reference and now Sex in/and the City & GLU Happy Friday, Joniamigos! Some of the ladies of our canyon wrote: - --- Deb Messling wrote: > I'm glad to > know I'm not the > only woman on earth who hated Sex in the City. > Make that three of us. I'm tired of stories about ridiculously wealthy people, or people who couldn't possibly make enough money to afford the clothes they wear or do the things they do, but who manage to do them anyway. Not that I want to see stories about people like me, either. But I don't get the hype. Catherine ***** And Terra agreed, too. So make me the fifth. Of course, I never even watched one episode, so maybe I should shut my mouth (TIC! like yours), but it just never appealed to me. It just seems so superficial. I usually prefer deep, not superficial between the you-know-whats. Although I *have* watched my share of superficial stuff, so I am certainly not dissing anyone who likes the show. It's just not my cup of tea. (Graham TIC: "I travel in a bubble and I can't relate." ) Now I know some have been calling it "Sex in the City", but I saw in the paper (and Monika also wrote it correctly) that's it's "Sex and the City." So let me take that contradiction out and splash it on your brows. If it were "Sex in the City", that's wrong wrong wrong, and stupidly named. It's "NIGHT in the City", you moron writer! And don't you know that sex kills? And the gas leaks And the oil spills And sex sells everything And sex kills Sex kills Sex kills Sex kills Sex kills So why would you write a show about it? Sheesh. And speaking of sex, how about GLU? I was amazed at all the lovers our girls counted like railroad cars. Holy mackerel and fresh salmon frying! It seems like every time they met someone, they spent the night together. I couldn't even count, lying on my side reading it or upright in a chair. When it comes to mathematics I got static in the attic It would take Ray's Dad to do the math in *that* book! SPOILER ALERT if you haven't seen all the pictures in the book: And LOL...how about that picture of Bill Clinton with his arm around Carly and his "familiar, slightly-more-rakish-than Oval-Office smile", with Hillary in those high-waisted pants, contrasted with Carly's low-waisted sarong or whatever you call it. What does that hand desire, that he grips her bathing-suited waist so tight? Ha. Every picture tells a story, don't it? Love, Patti P. P.S. Our student newspaper has a regular column called: Sex and the University. If I were the mother of the girl who writes it (it is very explicit), I'd be a mortified Myrtle. _________________________________________________________________ Make every e-mail and IM count. 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