From: les@jmdl.com (onlyJMDL Digest) To: onlyjoni-digest@smoe.org Subject: onlyJMDL Digest V2005 #140 Reply-To: joni@smoe.org Sender: les@jmdl.com Errors-To: les@jmdl.com Precedence: bulk Archives: http://www.smoe.org/lists/onlyjoni Websites: http://www.jmdl.com http://www.jonimitchell.com Unsubscribe: mailto:onlyjoni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe onlyJMDL Digest Saturday, May 14 2005 Volume 2005 : Number 140 ========== TOPICS and authors in this Digest: -------- RE: easy way for joni to create some new music [Gerald McNamara ] woulda been funny if... [Em ] Another "Joni in the Work Place" Story ["Patti Parlette" ] BSN parody, new? [Randy Remote ] Re: Rare Joni articles... by the way ["Mark or Travis" Subject: RE: easy way for joni to create some new music > the VG-8, invite wayne, herbie, brian and the Russian over, and just work > out some ideas and make an instrumental jazz album, maybe warble some > scats over it?> > FWIW, over here where I am, Wayne and Brian are in town and I'm gunna see 'em play tonight! I was lucky enough to attend a Q & A session with Wayne and his biographer, Michelle Mercer, yesterday. He waxed lyrical about Joni. And he's just about capable of out-talking Joni, too, I reckon. His band is here as the headline act in the Melbourne International Jazz Festival, and needless to say, I'm greatly looking forward to seeing them. -Gerald ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 12:55:08 -0400 From: "Lama, Jim L'Hommedieu" Subject: Re: Rare Joni articles... October 1963, Peter Warren of the Calgary Herald said, >Whatever she decides, you have not heard the last of her.> :) Sincerely, Jim ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 12:18:16 -0700 (PDT) From: Em Subject: woulda been funny if... the 5th Dimension had covered Ludwigs Tune. lololollllllll............ sorry - am having to resort to thinking up that kind of thing out of shear boredom... I could hear it and see it though, them or a similar group on stage, doing the dance thing, with snapping fingers all together to "you've got to shake your fists at lightning" get a real rhythmic thing going there... heheehhh, Em < Subject: Another "Joni in the Work Place" Story "Love is a story told to a friend, it's second hand....." Okay, loves, I think this is my best ever "Joni in the Workplace" story. I hope you enjoy it. I'm thinking you will! The other day one of our Ph.D. students was in my office chatting, when all of a sudden, out of the BLUE, she said: "That's Joni Mitchell." I said: "Huh?" She pointed to my computer and said: "Your screen saver. Those are Joni Mitchell paintings!" (Uh oh! A quarter is going in the Wurlitzer!! Hold her down, boys! Full-blown JMOCD attack coming on!) Hearbeat quickening, eyes full of discernment, I said: "Do you like Joni Mitchell?" She looked deep into my eyes, into my heart, into my mind, into my soul, and said very seriously: "I LOOOOOOOOVE Joni Mitchell." I gave her the same look and after a moment I said: "Get out of here! Are you SERIOUS???" (I'm thinking: "Now don't you be playing with me, girl!") (Sherelle, does this remind you of the time you met that keyboardist? And everyone else, you have had these magic moments, too, I know! Shared Joni-love is instant touching souls!) Suki and I went on the share the most wonderful Joni memories (that's her real name, she said it's okay to use it -- I don't need to protect HER identity as I do w/ my other co-worker, the infamous Joni-basher Boopsie). I told her about the jmdl, the concerts I've seen, the time I shook her hand (I'll tell you about that some other time...). Background: Suki is a transplanted NYC person (she mentioned John Kelly's Joni impersonation, and has written dance reviews for the NYT), a beautiful tiny dancer who is getting her Ph.D in Comparative Literary and Cultural Studies. She taught a film course for us this semester. I have always liked her and admired her, but now, of course, we have that special Joni bond. She came for conversation, and this is how the rest of it went. Suki said: "When I got married in 1997, we walked down the aisle to Joni's "Love"." You all know the lyrics, of course, but here they are again (God, I LOVE that lyrics database!!! Who do I thank for that? Les? Merci mille fois!) Although I speak in tongues Of men and angels I'm just sounding brass And tinkling cymbals without love Love suffers long Love is kind! Enduring all things Love has no evil in mind If I had the gift of prophecy And all the knowledge And the faith to move the mountains Even if I understood all of the mysteries If I didn't have love I'd be nothing Love never looks for love Love's not puffed up Or envious Or touchy Because it rejoices in the truth Not in iniquity Love sees like a child sees As a child I spoke as a child I thought and I understood as a child But when I became a woman I put away childish things And began to see through a glass darkly Where as a child I saw it face to face Now I only know it in part Fractions in me Of faith and hope and love And of these great three Love's the greatest beauty Love Love Love Then she told me that she and her husband went to the Joni Tribute at the HammersteinTheater in NYC (in the year 2000?). She said she went up to Joni in the balcony at intermission (Suki is not shy!)....said she just HAD to talk to her. She told Joni how they had "Love" play as they walked down the aisle, and how she especially loved the lines "Love has no evil in mind." Joni smiled and replied, through puffs of smoke: "That's a lonnnng, harrrd road to walk." Suki said Joni was very friendly and gracious. After the show, Suki said she said just HAD to see her one more time. She went right up on stage. She said Joni's bodyguards or whoever those guys were were trying to get her off stage. I quipped: "You mean 16 gentlemen?" and Suki smiled, knowingly, and said "God, you DO love Joni!". Suki said to Joni: "I have one more thing to tell you." She said Joni was open and gracious, listening, shooing off the bodyguards. Suki told her: "I saw you at Woodstock in 1998. At that time, I was struggling to finish a ballet I was writing. You conveyed this creative power as a woman over the footlights and it gave me the strength to go back to the studio and finish my ballet the next morning." Suki said Joni gave her a big, compassionate hug. "It was like she totally "got it". She understood the creative solidarity, and understood that she had inspired another artist." Joni as mentor..... Isn't that awesome? I am so thrilled to have a REAL Joni fan now in my workplace. Not just Osvaldo, who says Joni is a goddess, and Stuart, who went along w/ me on the phone as I pretended I was Joni, but someone who has actually interacted with, and been HUGGED by, Notre Joan. After she left, I went in to tell David, my department head. I said, bright as a neon light: "GUESS WHAT??!!!! Suki is Joni fan!!" David just shook his head and smiled. I hope our next department head is as tolerant of my JMOCD. I'd hate to have to look for another job...I love it where I am. Later I asked Suki for permission to post her story. She nodded, and I said: "Love is a story told, it's second hand..." and she looked confused. I said: "That's from Ladies of the Canyon" and she laughed and said, "Sheesh, I can't keep up with YOU!" Maybe someday Suki will join us, but probably not right away....she's writing her dissertation (Hi Suki! I hope this was accurate. Bonne courage et bon weekend! Come back for more conversation in Humanities 228 and I will comfort you through the dissertation process). I also told her she should hook up w/ Ashara, since they are both dancers. Okay, mes amies, that's all for now! Love, Patti NP: my dogs Luke and Maggie barking their heads off -- Dog Bark Dog! ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 13:53:58 -0500 From: "J.DAVID SAPP" Subject: Re: easy way for joni to create some new music {[[Maybe they could have a reunion of the guys who jammed in the studio = back in 1988 and did Hejira and Furry.[[[ An awesome performance, for sure, Bob. peace, david No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. Version: 7.0.308 / Virus Database: 266.11.9 - Release Date: 5/12/05 ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 16:29:50 -0700 (PDT) From: Bob Muller Subject: Re: Another "Joni in the Work Place" Story LOL!! That's our Joan, always speaking encouragement to the young newlyweds...hey, I agree with her so what can I say? I'm always preaching to young folks about to be married that they have NARY A CLUE as to what they are getting into, of course I try to say it in a positive way and I haven't talked anyone out of it yet. Another grand story, Patti - keep them coming. The part about her getting a hug from Joni at the '98 show brought a little water to the eye. And don't worry about your future boss not approving of your case of Joni - any supervisor worth a darn knows that that kind of passion carries over into the quality of work you do. Bob NP: XTC, "Don't Lose Your Temper" Make Yahoo! your home page ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 16:37:23 -0700 (PDT) From: Bob Muller Subject: Re: woulda been funny if... Well, they did cover Laura Nyro, so it's not so far out. It is far out to have them doing Ludwig though...nobody's taken that one on yet; matter of fact FTR is grossly underrepresented in the covers dept., perhaps because it has such a personal feel to so much of it. If you've ever heard The Supremes' cover of "All I Want" it sounds a lot like "Up Up & Away" by the 5th Dimension (at least at the very start of it). None of the members of 5D ever recorded a Joni cover, but they did lots of Jimmy Webb material, and Joni worked with Jimmy on some of his records, so there's a pretty strong connection there just the same. Bob NP: U2, "I Will Follow" - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Mail Stay connected, organized, and protected. Take the tour ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 19:46:26 -0700 From: Randy Remote Subject: BSN parody, new? I heard on the radio a song by the political comedy troupe Capitol Steps that was John Kerry singing "(I'm Standing For) Both Sides Now" or something like that-about his 'waffling' during the campaign, to the tune of BSN. This, and 2 or 3 Joni mentions in the latest Rolling Stone. Elvis is everywhere! ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 21:35:33 -0700 From: "Mark or Travis" Subject: Re: Rare Joni articles... by the way Les Irvin wrote: > ...there is also a 1963 article with a picture of Joni probably at > 19 > years old. Is that a Jackie Kennedy pillbox hat she's got on in that picture? The more natural hairstyles ushered in by Mary Travers' bangs were a godsend for Joni. Big hair definitely does not suit her. Mark E. in Seattle down to 17 unread Joni mails now ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 14 May 2005 02:32:38 -0400 From: "Bree Mcdonough" Subject: RE: Another "Joni in the Work Place" Story What a beautiful bedtime story....thank you!! I'm in my sister's bedroom typing this ...she just turned off the tv and lights so it's time for me to go. I did tell her quickly that I was going to forward her this post from you. I love these tales from the UCONN! Goodnight all.... Bree >Then she told me that she and her husband went to the Joni Tribute at the >HammersteinTheater in NYC (in the year 2000?). She said she went up to >Joni in the balcony at intermission (Suki is not shy!)....said she just HAD >to talk to her. She told Joni how they had "Love" play as they walked down >the aisle, and how she especially loved the lines "Love has no evil in >mind." > >Joni smiled and replied, through puffs of smoke: "That's a lonnnng, harrrd >road to walk." Suki said Joni was very friendly and gracious. > >After the show, Suki said she said just HAD to see her one more time. She >went right up on stage. She said Joni's bodyguards or whoever those guys >were were trying to get her off stage. I quipped: "You mean 16 >gentlemen?" and Suki smiled, knowingly, and said "God, you DO love Joni!". > >Suki said to Joni: "I have one more thing to tell you." >..... > ? > >I am so thrilled to have a REAL Joni fan now in my workplace. Not just >Osvaldo, who says Joni is a goddess, and Stuart, who went along w/ me on >the phone as I pretended I was Joni, but someone who has actually >interacted with, and been HUGGED by, Notre Joan. > >After she left, I went in to tell David, my department head. I said, >bright as a neon light: "GUESS WHAT??!!!! Suki is Joni fan!!" David >just shook his head and smiled. I hope our next department head is as >tolerant of my JMOCD. I'd hate to have to look for another job...I love it >where I am. > >Later I asked Suki for permission to post her story. She nodded, and I >said: "Love is a story told, it's second hand..." and she looked >confused. I said: "That's from Ladies of the Canyon" and she laughed and >said, "Sheesh, I can't keep up with YOU!" > >Maybe someday Suki will join us, but probably not right away....she's >writing her dissertation (Hi Suki! I hope this was accurate. Bonne >courage et bon weekend! Come back for more conversation in Humanities 228 >and I will comfort you through the dissertation process). I also told her >she should hook up w/ Ashara, since they are both dancers. > >Okay, mes amies, that's all for now! > >Love, > >Patti > >NP: my dogs Luke and Maggie barking their heads off -- Dog Bark Dog! ------------------------------ End of onlyJMDL Digest V2005 #140 ********************************* ------- Post messages to the list by clicking here: mailto:joni@smoe.org Unsubscribe by clicking here: mailto:onlyjoni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe ------- Siquomb, isn't she? (http://www.siquomb.com/siquomb.cfm)