From: les@jmdl.com (onlyJMDL Digest) To: onlyjoni-digest@smoe.org Subject: onlyJMDL Digest V2005 #116 Reply-To: joni@smoe.org Sender: les@jmdl.com Errors-To: les@jmdl.com Precedence: bulk Archives: http://www.smoe.org/lists/onlyjoni Websites: http://www.jmdl.com http://www.jonimitchell.com Unsubscribe: mailto:onlyjoni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe onlyJMDL Digest Thursday, April 21 2005 Volume 2005 : Number 116 ========== TOPICS and authors in this Digest: -------- Re: Joni Hideaway (to the Tune of SD's Jany Runaway) [littlebreen@comcast] Re: Joni Hideaway (to the Tune of SD's Jany Runaway) ["McMillan Brad" ] Re: Six Classic Albums [Warrenkeith91354@aol.com] Re: Shawn Colvin--sjc [Lori Fye ] Check this out ya'll [Michael Paz ] Joni Mitchell coming home for Centennial ["Les Irvin" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 20 Apr 2005 14:50:30 +0000 From: littlebreen@comcast.net Subject: Re: Joni Hideaway (to the Tune of SD's Jany Runaway) Hi, Julius and everybody, I originally wrote a slight parody/tribute to Joni based (with actually little change of lyric) on Steely Dan's "Janie Runaway": - -----Original Message----- From: littlebreen@comcast.net To: joni@smoe.org Sent: Wed, 20 Apr 2005 00:02:10 +0000 Subject: Joni Hideaway (to the Tune of SD's Jany Runaway) Hi gang, Well, I was listening to Steely Dan's "Two Against Nature" album again, trying to get the complex rhythms and key changes by following the songs with the sheet music I just got, when it really struck me for the first time how perfectly their (as usual, slightly creepy) "Jany Runaway" could be reworked, with really just a few word changes, to suit early Joni. Here Goes: Joni Hideaway It must have been that ukulele That someone gave to thee After C. Mitchell gave your name fire You hopped a bus for NYC Up in Toronto the future looked cold, with no frillage Now you're the wonderwaif of Chelsea, the Village [snip] Julius said: From: jrmco1@aol.com [Add to Address Book] [View Source] To: littlebreen@comcast.net, joni@smoe.org Subject: Re: Joni Hideaway (to the Tune of SD's Jany Runaway) Date: Wed, 20 Apr 2005 04:03:31 +0000 That's great fun to read, walt. I'm not into SD much, but I'm a bit of a poetry and lyrics buff and I can't stop smiling at your "wonderwaif" coinage. It works nicely, and that's what one's poetic license is for. "Frillage" doesn't quite cut muster though, in my humble. :-) How 'bout something about "oil spillage" on that line instead, foreshadowing her future "Sex Kills"? Or not. Thanks for the sharing your wonderful wit, walt. - -Julius Hey, Julius! Shadowing "Sex Kills" indeed. Notice in my version, I did NOT change the line about "Who makes the traffic interesting?", which of course tempted me to put something in about "just ice" -- and absolutely, "oil spillage" came to mind (it ain't that easy to rhyme with "village", which is what I was aiming for -- the original line says "Now you're the wonderwaif of Gramercy Park" -- which means I can't take credit for "wonderwaif" either! Anyway, to restrict myself, I tried to adhere to their rhyme schemes as much as possible, and I also restricted myself to "early" Joni, hence the references to JT, Crosby, Mama Cass, pianos in Spain and dulcimers in Greece. Um, I'm also working on a rewording of "Gaslighting Abby", also from SD's "Two Against Nature" that's a gentle prodding of the *current* Joni to get back to work. I'm thinking of calling it "Goosing Our Joni", and changing the theme of the original song (which is an updating of the movie "Gaslight", in which a rotten guy and his girlfriend conspire to drive the man's wife mad so he can get rid of her and have the new chick, in case you're not familiar) to teasing Joni (**very gently** of course) and suggesting new ideas (among which, the ones I cited a week or so ago, about a two-CD set for her grandkids, one CD of her songs that have for better or worse becdome kiddie classics -- and maybe some new ones -- and the other CD containing her four or so Christmas songs -- Magi, River, Chinese Cafe and Facelift, perhaps others -- Winter Lady? -- plus any Christmas carols she'd like to add, or even new Christmas songs penned by herself, or Jane Siberry or Michael Franks, or...). The double CD would be a special edition with lots of artwork -- maybe larger than the usual jewel case, and maybe containing poster-sized reproductions of one or more of the best art (the pic of her and Kilauren and the kids floating above Paris comes to mind). Speaking of which, w/r/t "Goosing Our Joni", I'd love any suggestions for gentle humor or other novel suggestions that I could incorporate into "Goosing..." Anyone who's interested and doesn't have "Two Against Nature" and would like to see the original lyrics to get a feel for the original song, contact me off-list! Thanks, Julius and all, Walt - ------ Let the walls go tumbling down Falling on the ground And all the dogs go running free The wild and gentle dogs Kenneled in me ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 20 Apr 2005 10:52:56 -0400 From: "McMillan Brad" Subject: Re: Joni Hideaway (to the Tune of SD's Jany Runaway) I liked that! - ----- Original Message ----- From: To: Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2005 8:02 PM Subject: Joni Hideaway (to the Tune of SD's Jany Runaway) > Hi gang, > > Well, I was listening to Steely Dan's "Two Against Nature" album again, trying to get the complex rhythms and key changes by following the songs with the sheet music I just got, when it really struck me for the first time how perfectly their (as usual, slightly creepy) "Jany Runaway" could be reworked, with really just a few word changes, to suit early Joni. Here Goes: > > Joni Hideaway > > It must have been that ukulele > That someone gave to thee > After C. Mitchell gave your name fire > You hopped a bus for NYC > Up in Toronto the future looked cold, with no frillage > Now you're the wonderwaif of Chelsea, the Village > > Who makes the morning fabulous? > Who makes today a fun day? > Why do I feel like sailing again? > Honey, it's you, Joni Hideaway. > > Let's grab some takeout > From Dean and DeLuca, > A hearty gulping wine > You be the waif-- > I'll be James Taylor, > Way back in '69 > Sweetness in bangs, > Look at you in a long pink dress! > Come to Ol' Mudslide > Don't make me guess > > Who makes the traffic interesting? > Rescues a dreary Sunday? > Who makes you feel like painting again? > Honey, it's you, Joni Hideaway! > > Let's plan a weekend alone together, > Drive out to Cosby's place. > A secret place in Colorado? > Your choice -- don't make a fed'ral case. > Let's take the VW bus, it's roomy inside -- > I'd love to have you along for the ride! > > Who has a friend name Mama Cass? > Who's not afraid to try new chords? > Who wants to rent a piano in Spain? > Honey, it's you, Joni Hideaway! > Who makes the morning fabulous? > Rescues a dreary Sunday? > Who wants to learn the dulc'mer in Greece? > Defintely you, Joni Hideaway? > > Oh well, at least this time I'm not writing in tongues -- tell me what you think! > > Best, > > Walt > -- > Let the walls go tumbling down > Falling on the ground > And all the dogs go running free > The wild and gentle dogs > Kenneled in me ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 20 Apr 2005 16:00:11 -0400 From: "Lama, Jim L'Hommedieu" Subject: Joni's disdain of the music biz Good call, Jamie. Frank, at the top of the jmdl page, click on "Library". Scroll to the "Text Search" box that Les built. Start with the word "corrupt", which yields 37 hits. Next try "cesspool", which yields 20 hits. For a smaller result set, you could start with "corrupt cesspool" which gives 2 hits. I wish I was kidding. Lama Jamie said, >Our website www.jmdl.com has a VAST amount of stuff that has been archived in the library and you can search on any word, date, publication etc etc so your best bet is to try there. It's pretty complete.> - --- Tejas4x4@aol.com wrote: >> Does anyone know where I can find any information >> where Joni shares her >> disdain of the music industry. Interviews, articles >> etc.. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 20 Apr 2005 16:16:54 -0400 From: "Richard Flynn" Subject: JMDL Video Tree #1 If any of you are familiar with BitTorrent trading, the JMDL hub has now made available for JMDL members only a torrent of the 1st JMDL Video Tree in DVD files. No menus or fancy stuff, just a burnable DVD version of the tape. You can download the torrent file at: http://jmdl.no-ip.info:6968/ These are the contents on this 3.61 GB download: JMDL (the Joni Mitchell Discussion List) Video Tape Tree Volume 1 No chapters or menus 01 David Letterman Just Like This Train 11/4/96 02 Rosie O'Donnell Harry's House 11/8/96 03 Dick Cavett Chelsea Morning 8/18/69 Willie, For Free Fiddle & the Drum 05 Billboard Century Award 12/9/95 06 American Journal (Joni & Kilauren story) 1997 08 Amnesty International 3 Great Stimulants 6/15/86 Number ONe Hejira 09 Turbulent Indigo Grammy Award 2/28/96 10 Rita & Friends, CBC Sex Kills ??/??/?? Love's Cries 11 Troubadours of Folk, CBC Borderline 6/5/93 12 Isle of Wight Woodstock 1970 Big Yellow Taxi 13 VH1 Coast to Coast Furry Blues Jam, Hejira ?/?/?? 14 Jay Leno Love PUts on a New Face 12/12/95 15 Vh1 to 1 Night Ride Home promo 1991 16 David Letterman Sex Kills 4/24/95 NOT FOR SALE!!! A FAN PROJECT!! THIS MEANS YOU! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 20 Apr 2005 17:57:10 EDT From: Warrenkeith91354@aol.com Subject: Re: Six Classic Albums _ROBMSTEEN@aol.com_ (mailto:ROBMSTEEN@aol.com) wrote: > As for Hejira being "the greatest record ever made", I wouldn't argue > excessively with that, other than by proffering Astral Weeks and Something/Anything > as viable rivals. I'm not sure I agree with Todd's possession of a half dozen crackers; I will however attest to the fact that "Something/Anything?" is a masterpiece.("A Wizard A True Star"ain't far behind!) ...and hey,"Astral Weeks"would offer some stiff competition. May I also offer up: The Beatle's "Abbey Road", Emmylou Harris' "Wrecking Ball" or "Stumble Into Grace", Jane Siberry's "When I Was A Boy", Rosanne Cash's "Rules of Travel",Loreena Mckennit's "The Mask and The Mirror", And Cassandra Wilson's "belly of the sun"; all masterpieces in their own right. I could go on but... the garden calls, I must answer. Jonily yours, Warren Keith ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 20 Apr 2005 18:05:05 -0400 From: Lori Fye Subject: Re: Shawn Colvin--sjc Richard wrote: > I was heartened to hear Shawn was working on a new album--she really must be > wonderful live, judging from the recordings I have (and that 1988 one is > nice, too). Shawn IS wonderful live! Not only is it a pleasure to hear her play and sing, but she's very funny and involves her audience as much as possible. I've seen Shawn in Houston (1993? with a band), Austin (1994 or 1995; 1st row, with Stuart Smith on lead guitar and Larry Klein on acoustic bass), San Antonio (1998; solo), and most recently in Elmer, NJ (2004; also solo). I think my favorite was the Austin show; it was the last show of her tour that year, and she was home in Austin (where she lives). As for albums, I still believe "Steady On" to be her finest work. Lori ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 20 Apr 2005 23:35:52 -0500 From: Michael Paz Subject: Check this out ya'll Hello All From Jazz Fest New Orleans. Sorry I have not had a chance to catch up on the list and I am dying to know the reports from DC and Sherelle9s performance. I did get this link from my sister and felt compelled to share it with you all especially since it involves alternate tunings. And I thought Joan was amazing... Love Paz http://www.urru.org/video/TonyMelendezwmv.WMV ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 20 Apr 2005 23:01:40 -0600 From: "Les Irvin" Subject: Joni Mitchell coming home for Centennial C CBC News April 20, 2005 REGINA - The woman viewed by many as Saskatchewan's most famous musician will be attending the big-budget Centennial gala in Saskatoon next month. But singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell - who was born in Alberta but grew up in Saskatoon - is not expected to perform. Lieutenant-Governor Lynda Haverstock said it took hours of personal phone conversations to get Mitchell to simply attend. "What I did was to make the case that this event is not about any one individual, that this event is about the people of Saskatchewan, people like her parents," Haverstock said. "When it became not about her, she was very interested in being here." Mitchell, once best known for hit songs like Big Yellow Taxi, has essentially retired from performing and in recent years has focused her creative energies on her paintings. She's been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and has received the Order of Canada. Haverstock also announced that Saskatchewan comedian Brent Butt will emcee the gala and CBC Television will broadcast the event across its network. The arena show has a budget of $2.5 million. The CBC broadcast will be live to Eastern Canada and tape-delayed for viewers in Saskatchewan. It will air locally at 8 p.m. central time. About half of the tickets to the May 19 show have been sold. ------------------------------ End of onlyJMDL Digest V2005 #116 ********************************* ------- Post messages to the list by clicking here: mailto:joni@smoe.org Unsubscribe by clicking here: mailto:onlyjoni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe ------- Siquomb, isn't she? (http://www.siquomb.com/siquomb.cfm)