From: les@jmdl.com (onlyJMDL Digest) To: onlyjoni-digest@smoe.org Subject: onlyJMDL Digest V2004 #358 Reply-To: joni@smoe.org Sender: les@jmdl.com Errors-To: les@jmdl.com Precedence: bulk Archives: http://www.smoe.org/lists/onlyjoni Websites: http://www.jmdl.com http://www.jonimitchell.com Unsubscribe: mailto:onlyjoni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe onlyJMDL Digest Friday, December 17 2004 Volume 2004 : Number 358 ========== TOPICS and authors in this Digest: -------- Michael Ball sings River [Chorando6@aol.com] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2004 13:00:54 EST From: Chorando6@aol.com Subject: Michael Ball sings River How utterly appalling it was too. The other morning I was cleaning my knickknacks, watching fern and what's his name doing their Goodmorning Britain thing from a country house, when bloated Mr Michael Ball slithers in front of a grand piano to close the show . With a beautiful winter scene behind, the pianist begins to gently play the opening of Jingle Bells. I stop mid sweep and stand frozen in the middle of the lounge floor. Beads of sweat start to collect on my temples and i feel my soul freeze. Time stands still as the Musical theatre star and Darling of the mediocre masses starts emoting River. Into his marvellous interpretation he managed to somehow give a jazzy, loungy feel with a slight cheesy throw away attitude coupled with overly sincere platitudes come the line 'I wish I had a river.' There and then with marigolds on and feather duster in hand I puked straight into his face, Coffee, oats and masticated toast slithered down the back of the Television as Mr Ball started to fizz and flicker with a face full of Sick. My TV is fucked and so is River. You Bastard Mr Ball, thanks for nothing. ------------------------------ End of onlyJMDL Digest V2004 #358 ********************************* ------- Post messages to the list by clicking here: mailto:joni@smoe.org Unsubscribe by clicking here: mailto:onlyjoni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe ------- Siquomb, isn't she? (http://www.siquomb.com/siquomb.cfm)