From: les@jmdl.com (onlyJMDL Digest) To: onlyjoni-digest@smoe.org Subject: onlyJMDL Digest V2004 #35 Reply-To: joni@smoe.org Sender: les@jmdl.com Errors-To: les@jmdl.com Precedence: bulk Archives: http://www.smoe.org/lists/onlyjoni Websites: http://www.jmdl.com http://www.jonimitchell.com Unsubscribe: mailto:onlyjoni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe onlyJMDL Digest Friday, February 6 2004 Volume 2004 : Number 035 ========== TOPICS and authors in this Digest: -------- Re: JMDL Digest V2004 #58 ["ash" ] much to say ["Dylan Rush" ] Got an ID...or an ego? [Gordon Mackie ] Re: God an ID? [LCStanley7@aol.com] Re: Got an ID? ["Donna Binkley" ] Re: Got an ID? ["Happy The Man" ] Re: superbowl halftime [HOOPSJOHN1@aol.com] Re: much to say ["Happy The Man" ] Invitation [Steve Polifka ] Re: Invitation ["Donna Binkley" ] FW: Re: much to say ["Dylan Rush" ] A message from Mr. Shay [Magic ] Re: IDLE, IDYLL,IDEAL,IDOL ... plus Joni Clones??? [Magic ] Re: superbowl halftime [HOOPSJOHN1@aol.com] Today's Library Links: February 6 [ljirvin@jmdl.com] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 5 Feb 2004 10:00:48 +1100 From: "ash" Subject: Re: JMDL Digest V2004 #58 > Subject: Re: Super Bowl Halftime - njc > Please explain.....Why Ms Jackson has got all this FREE advertising? I had to really rack my brain for her music and came up with Nasty Boy? and then a recent song of hers, that sounded like Nasty Boy! So I watched the American show here in Oz called Entertainment Tonight.. of which yesterdays was devoted to Miss Jackson ( 5 mins to her brother) to understand what she had done in 20 years..well it seems her dress sense is more revealing and her dance moves always seem like her brothers! and then this morning on the TV news more promo of Janet Jackson. So may I suggest that Joni do a similar thing?...or is that going to get me sent off the site??? Look I was only kidding at the above sentence!! and can I say how much I am enjoying American Idol...honest injun? (is this a John Wayneism?) I really dislike this kind of show..but Saturdays grabbed me..10,000 wannabees queuing in LA and then that Paula Abdul..explaining that Everyone has to copy someone to achieve fame and the large chap saying to the cheerleader..she had everything and was probably good at everything she did?...but he did not like her! Today I am hanging around the post-box waiting for my Ebay purchase...Miles of Aisles..ready to be stuffed into the CD player..to see if the music is great?..NOOOO..but to hear if Joni is talking to the audience in between the music..THANK YOU DIGEST!!...and if she is not?..do I return it to the seller and explain he has ripped me off..I don't want the music...I want the TALK!!! Then do I write to the record company?..please send the missing sections!! Look I was bagged for watching Bold and the Beautiful on this site...and someone mentioned did we see Dawson's Creek?!! Well as its on for 2 hours at midday for 3 weeks! and my 16 year old girl loves it..the title tune runs thru my head..Joey Pacey Dawson....I never liked Dawson as he was tooooo clever..he seemed to have an older attitude..yeah I know he JUST a (bad) actor..I did like the actress who played Pacey's mental girlfriend in the 2nd series real name Meredith Monroe...why do I remember her? Coz she came to an Oz motor racing event, 2 years ago and then was eagerly being interviewed by the news people here....why? she was wearing a very see thru top! So maybe Ms Jackson knew something after all?? ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Feb 2004 21:11:55 +1100 From: "Dylan Rush" Subject: much to say okay, there's been an outpouring of activity since i mentioned my age - i have this to say: to kate, laura, cynthia, catherine, and any others i've forgotten, thank you for your support, trust and communication. chris - nice research, yes that is indeed me at epinions... scjoniguy - you are very, very witty :D. mack and marianne, don't hate and ignore me. i have no reason to lie about who i am. it is seriously depressing to be told "no time left for you". i've been through the "there is *no* way you're 13" thing many times at various sites, including epinions, but never before have i had people refuse to talk to me on the basis that i am lying. i don't know if people that presumptuous are worth MY time. now i'm off to hang out at the mall to get into character. - - dylan _________________________________________________________________ Get less junk mail with ninemsn Premium. Click here http://ninemsn.com.au/premium/landing.asp ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Feb 2004 14:37:33 +0000 From: Gordon Mackie Subject: Got an ID...or an ego? Well ...... This chutzpah with a bruised ego has met a couple of listers via emial....and I am so glad I did so hello to Lauent Oszler in Paris and Mike Pritchard in Barcelona. Two nicer people you couldn't meet. I'd actively encourage it. Gordon in rainy Glasgow. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Feb 2004 10:05:11 EST From: LCStanley7@aol.com Subject: Re: God an ID? From: SCJoniGuy@aol.com Subject: Got an ID? Cashier: Listen punk, don't give me that crap. You can't appreciate Joni at your age, you must be buying this for your Mom or something or as a thank you gift for some old queen. It couldn't be for you. No 13-year-old is into Joni! Customer: Well, I am! I'm even a member of a worldwide discussion list for Joni. Cashier: Enough! Either prove to me that you're old enough to appreciate this music or get the hell out of my store! Next thing you're gonna tell me is that you're Dylan! Customer: Well, um, as a matter of fact...on second thought, never mind... LOLLLLLLLL Brilliant! Did you really write this? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL Laura NP: Janet Jackson's "State of the World" on her Rhythm Nation album.... anybody want to dance??!!!! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Feb 2004 10:12:04 -0600 From: "Donna Binkley" Subject: Re: Got an ID? Ha! Good one Jonibob!! Thanks for the first laugh of the day. Dylan I enjoy your posts, glad you are here. db >>> 2/4/2004 3:33:57 PM >>> Cashier: Can I help you? Customer: Hi - I'd like to buy these CD's... Cashier: Let's see what ya got here...Coldplay, Dashboard Confessional, cool, hey wait a minute, what's up with this? Customer: What do you mean? It's Joni Mitchell - I think she's awesome! Cashier: Sure, but do you have an ID? Customer: What? Cashier: An ID...some form of identification that tells me you're over 18... Customer: But I'm not...I'm 13. But I'm wise beyond my years... Cashier: Listen punk, don't give me that crap. You can't appreciate Joni at your age, you must be buying this for your Mom or something or as a thank you gift for some old queen. It couldn't be for you. No 13-year-old is into Joni! Customer: Well, I am! I'm even a member of a worldwide discussion list for Joni. Cashier: Enough! Either prove to me that you're old enough to appreciate this music or get the hell out of my store! Next thing you're gonna tell me is that you're Dylan! Customer: Well, um, as a matter of fact...on second thought, never mind... This message has been scanned by the E250. This message has been scanned by the E250. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Feb 2004 10:16:39 -0600 From: "Happy The Man" Subject: Re: Got an ID? Dashboard Confessional, gosh they are so out dude. Man like they are so yesterday. get with it. Still LMAO. Peace, Craig - ----- Original Message ----- From: To: Cc: Sent: Thursday, February 05, 2004 9:05 AM Subject: Re: God an ID? > From: SCJoniGuy@aol.com > Subject: Got an ID? > > Cashier: Listen punk, don't give me that crap. You can't > appreciate Joni at your age, you must be buying this for your > Mom or something or as a thank you gift for some old queen. > It couldn't be for you. No 13-year-old is into Joni! > > Customer: Well, I am! I'm even a member of a worldwide > discussion list for Joni. > > Cashier: Enough! Either prove to me that you're old enough to > appreciate this music or get the hell out of my store! Next > thing you're gonna tell me is that you're Dylan! > > Customer: Well, um, as a matter of fact...on second thought, > never mind... > > LOLLLLLLLL Brilliant! Did you really write this? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL > > Laura > > NP: Janet Jackson's "State of the World" on her Rhythm Nation album.... > anybody want to dance??!!!! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Feb 2004 11:18:57 EST From: HOOPSJOHN1@aol.com Subject: Re: superbowl halftime ya know, i think if no one had acted if they noticed it would have been long forgotten by now, in trying to " punish the criminal" sometimes we reward the act by making it such a big deal. I'm not saying this is true in all things but something as simple as this certainly can be let go of as an oops i made a blunder. peace ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Feb 2004 10:23:40 -0600 From: "Happy The Man" Subject: Re: much to say Dylan wrote: > now i'm off to hang out at the mall to get into character. They still have malls, gosh I got to get out more. Hey what the hell are you doing up so late anyway, you got school tomorrow. Peace, Craig NP: Slouching Towards Bethlehem...... ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Feb 2004 10:32:09 -0600 From: Steve Polifka Subject: Invitation Well, I was in a very Dr.Suess mood today. With all this talk about invitations, I thought I'd write my own... Dear Ms Mitchell, What might you doing In August, this summer Are you free- would you be Willing, I wonder? For a three-day swaree In such a quiet resort Quite rustic and quaint In the Catskills of New York I have a few friends You might like to meet They're hopeful and daring And quite light on their feet Some bring chocolates or cheese From all over the world There are men and women, Boys and some girls Some are lawyers and bankers And writers and moms And singers and teachers But no peeping Toms We're having a party Wild, yet sublime The food is healthy and hearty A fascinating good time There's music and singing And talk through the night With laughing and hugging Such a wonderful sight There's hiking and biking And swimming and such Or billiards or raffles After a fabulous lunch Relaxing and lounging In the New York sun With all these good things What could be more fun? (Okay, okay, I could think of a few things but this is just an invitation) ;-) You could come for a day You might show up for an hour Why not picnic with friends On the grass and wildflowers? Don't look at your date book At the coming summer months "Just get up here and party, Girlfriend!" If I may be so blunt But if the schedule you see Is too hard to clear Remember we love you There's always next year Your friend, Steve ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Feb 2004 13:19:08 -0600 From: "Donna Binkley" Subject: Re: Invitation Steve that's so cute, it's a keeper! db >>> Steve Polifka 2/5/2004 10:32:09 AM >>> Well, I was in a very Dr.Suess mood today. With all this talk about invitations, I thought I'd write my own... Dear Ms Mitchell, What might you doing In August, this summer Are you free- would you be Willing, I wonder? For a three-day swaree In such a quiet resort Quite rustic and quaint In the Catskills of New York I have a few friends You might like to meet They're hopeful and daring And quite light on their feet Some bring chocolates or cheese From all over the world There are men and women, Boys and some girls Some are lawyers and bankers And writers and moms And singers and teachers But no peeping Toms We're having a party Wild, yet sublime The food is healthy and hearty A fascinating good time There's music and singing And talk through the night With laughing and hugging Such a wonderful sight There's hiking and biking And swimming and such Or billiards or raffles After a fabulous lunch Relaxing and lounging In the New York sun With all these good things What could be more fun? (Okay, okay, I could think of a few things but this is just an invitation) ;-) You could come for a day You might show up for an hour Why not picnic with friends On the grass and wildflowers? Don't look at your date book At the coming summer months "Just get up here and party, Girlfriend!" If I may be so blunt But if the schedule you see Is too hard to clear Remember we love you There's always next year Your friend, Steve This message has been scanned by the E250. This message has been scanned by the E250. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 06 Feb 2004 08:49:32 +1100 From: "Dylan Rush" Subject: FW: Re: much to say >From: Jamie Zubairi >Reply-To: Jamie Zubairi >To: Dylan Rush >Subject: Re: much to say >Date: 05 Feb 2004 14:27:22 +0000 > >you go dylan!!!! don't take these guys' ribbing personally. I think many a >time I have been caught out by my own sense of humour and have had to >backpedal when people don't quite get it... it's a large list, full of >people from all over the English speaking (and sometimes non-English >speaking) world. I was 15 when I discovered joni and 16 when I became >gently obssessed. But now I'm 31 and it's still going strong. My collection >and taste has grown larger and Joni has enriched my cd collection - not >just girls and guitars - in fact no one comes close to Joni so I don't >bother - but jazz and classical and yes, some rock... > >I hope that Joni does for you what she did for me, every nuance of her >music a technicolor experience. And no, I'm not on hallucinogens... > >Please feel free to forward this to the list, I can't reply my yahoo >address at work so I reply privately from my work email. > > > >Much Joni > >Jamie Zoob > >London England > >Dylan Rush wrote: >okay, there's been an outpouring of activity since i mentioned my age - i >have this to say: > >to kate, laura, cynthia, catherine, and any others i've forgotten, thank >you >for your support, trust and communication. > >chris - nice research, yes that is indeed me at epinions... > >scjoniguy - you are very, very witty :D. > >mack and marianne, don't hate and ignore me. i have no reason to lie about >who i am. it is seriously depressing to be told "no time left for you". >i've >been through the "there is *no* way you're 13" thing many times at various >sites, including epinions, but never before have i had people refuse to >talk >to me on the basis that i am lying. i don't know if people that >presumptuous >are worth MY time. > >now i'm off to hang out at the mall to get into character. > >- dylan > >_________________________________________________________________ >Get less junk mail with ninemsn Premium. Click here >http://ninemsn.com.au/premium/landing.asp > > > _________________________________________________________________ Get less junk mail with ninemsn Premium. Click here http://ninemsn.com.au/premium/landing.asp ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Feb 2004 14:25:29 -0800 From: Magic Subject: A message from Mr. Shay Hi Gene, Your post was illuminating, your past was illustrative .. I almost felt as if I was there! Thanks! In a strong way then, you helped anoint her and them? With "shea" or "shay" butter, in a way? My dictionary defines "shea butter" (said "shee" or "shay") as "A whitish or yellowish fat obtained from the nut of the shea tree (see), used as food and for making soap and candles." Under the 2nd entry it states it is an African tree, "Butyrospermum parkii" [From Bambara "si"] (in Niger, a Mande language). I had a friend in college, Steve Ydziniak Shea, from Saddle River, NJ., who died in ]he moun]ains of an embolism (sp?). We visited his mother and grave when Cath and I moved her to the West Coast, which I mention because of the name but also because he was an accomplished guitarist. I visit graveyards on most long cross-country trips, for my own spiritual reasons, which Cath put up with, strangely/strayingly enough. His hair had an unusual yellow color and sheen. Have you run across this family trait? How do you pronounce your name? Do you know what "Shay" means in Ireland, assuming you're Irish? Thanks! Chris G., sort of a nut about such things, and curious about supposedly "un-"related things, which are actually garlicky/onion-like and spirallically linguistic, so please excuse me / ignore me if I seem to be prying in any way. It's just that I've long been curious about the ancient practice and ointments and related words. The etymology of names is often more illuminating than that of other types of words I think. "Ointment" comes from "unguere", which may be related to part of my own surname. Or it may only seem to be related, like "yarrow" and "gar" and "yare". ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Feb 2004 14:49:41 -0800 From: Magic Subject: Re: IDLE, IDYLL,IDEAL,IDOL ... plus Joni Clones??? Sure! That's a possibility! But it just seems pretty amorphous for a self-portrait. Though it does seem to reflect the cover of her previous FTR album, thematically. Unless you were talking about the boy inside DJRD in a tux. If *that* is Joni, she was a lot more ambisexual and precocious at that age than I would've though possible. He seems to bear a striking resemblance to her grandson -- could there be more than one? Which brings to mind another question -- could Joni be cloned of by and for the people? :-) Just like the above words are likenesses? Uh-oh. I'm afraid I've put a rather poor idea into the heads of the party people?? Dear me! Well, I have worse ideas too. Though it would be fun to see 1000 Jonis attending her concert, should she live to be 1000!! Or 1,000,000 years old!? Hope so?! It's getting near possible! Songs To Aging Children Come, Aging Children I Am One. Long live Joni! SIQUOMBly. From: "jlobello" Date: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 13:49:54 -0500 To: , Subject: IDLE, IDYLL,IDEAL,IDOL That's a good question...could it be Joni herself? Jon ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 06 Feb 2004 13:17:46 +1100 From: "Dylan Rush" Subject: Re: much to say >Hey what the hell are you doing up so late anyway, you got school tomorrow. not so - i'm bludging today, there's a swimming carnival and i can have the day off. three day weekend! ;-) >NP: Slouching Towards Bethlehem...... ahh great song. the orchestral or regular version? _________________________________________________________________ Hot chart ringtones and polyphonics. Go to http://ninemsn.com.au/mobilemania/default.asp ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2004 00:44:17 EST From: HOOPSJOHN1@aol.com Subject: Re: superbowl halftime life is so short, should a nipple stand in the way of living it to the best of our ability? ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 06 Feb 2004 02:44:38 -0500 From: ljirvin@jmdl.com Subject: Today's Library Links: February 6 On February 6 the following articles were published: 1966: "Two Single Acts Survive a Marriage" - Detroit News (Biography, with photographs) http://www.jmdl.com/articles/view.cfm?id=428 1993: "Classical Crossover" - Economist (Review - Concert) http://www.jmdl.com/articles/view.cfm?id=100 1999: "Witness of Life" - Irish Times (Interview) http://www.jmdl.com/articles/view.cfm?id=136 2000: "Both Sides Now" - Entertainment Weekly (Review - Album) http://www.jmdl.com/articles/view.cfm?id=451 2000: "Standard Surprises" - New York Now (Review - Album) http://www.jmdl.com/articles/view.cfm?id=630 2003: "Joni Mitchell Speaks to New Generation " - Salt Lake Tribune (Appreciation) http://www.jmdl.com/articles/view.cfm?id=1055 ------------------------------ End of onlyJMDL Digest V2004 #35 ******************************** ------- Post messages to the list by clicking here: mailto:joni@smoe.org Unsubscribe by clicking here: mailto:onlyjoni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe ------- Siquomb, isn't she? 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