From: les@jmdl.com (onlyJMDL Digest) To: onlyjoni-digest@smoe.org Subject: onlyJMDL Digest V2003 #194 Reply-To: joni@smoe.org Sender: les@jmdl.com Errors-To: les@jmdl.com Precedence: bulk Archives: http://www.smoe.org/lists/onlyjoni Websites: http://www.jmdl.com http://www.jonimitchell.com Unsubscribe: mailto:onlyjoni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe onlyJMDL Digest Sunday, June 15 2003 Volume 2003 : Number 194 Sign up now for JoniFest 2003! http://www.jonifest.com ========== TOPICS and authors in this Digest: -------- Re: Joni reworded: alternative aspects at present [Chrys Jordan ] Vacant, Attempt Further ["mia ortlieb" ] Re: Saccharine fowl [Murphycopy@aol.com] Re: Vacant, Attempt Further [Catherine McKay ] Re: Saccharine fowl ["J.David Sapp" ] RE: WOHAM dvd [Mary Casey ] Re: WOHAM dvd [FMYFL@aol.com] Jonifest here we come! [MINGSDANCE@aol.com] 2 Joni mentions ["kerry" ] Joni brightening my day ["Stephen Toogood" ] RE: Jonifest here we come! ["Maggie McNally" ] RE: 2 Joni mentions ["Maggie McNally" ] Re: 2 Joni mentions ["Suze Cameron" ] Re: Joni brightening my day ["Suze Cameron" ] Re: Joni brightening my day ["hell" ] Today in History: June 15 [ljirvin@jmdl.com] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2003 03:05:54 -0700 (PDT) From: Chrys Jordan Subject: Re: Joni reworded: alternative aspects at present I could go on, but instead point out that I actually sort of liked both re-wordings of Joni songs in, well, English to pedantically purple and correctly ornate that even a college professor wouldn't touch them with a 10-foot yardstick. Anyway, these parodies (which is in effect what they are) have in this one jimdle's opinion the following going for them: *[1]* They show how much better usually simpler language than convoluted. Very few are talented enough to use this sort of language wisely and well, and that leads me right into: *[2]* Joni's song lyrics are deceptively simple in style. Many of us reflexively think: How easy that is to write! even though we know better. Writing like that takes more than talent; it takes discipline. *[3]* Poetry tends to allow us to use otherwise outdated words in the English language; my favourite is "autochthonous" for some reason. Again, the less often used the better; which is why much traditional mainstream' poetry is pretentious puke; much of it doesn't bother to rhyme or even mean anything. Much of pretentious poetry is not a mainstream but a stagnant estuary inundated with industrial waste and untreated sewage. *[4]* I said all that not to indict all poets (we can all think of at least a handful that do not fit the above description) but to say that Joni's lyrics give poetry a good name. She inspires me; that's been said before, but at least now it's on public records. *[5]* Back to the parodies, they also to some degree burst the pompously inflated way some arrogant so-called "intellectuals" actually talk. I went to college, and I know whereof I speak. You live in a strange cultural environment and after awhile you find yourself taking some very strange types of people as normal. *[6]* Besides, they're so funny I slapped my knees raw; they're funnier than sliced bread. lol, et cetera \\\ tiger-boy /// SBC Yahoo! DSL - Now only $29.95 per month! ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2003 09:27:04 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: the lyrics from hell - well she invented the process!!!! :-) Ron, you really DO need a holiday, your mind is that convoluted. I figured out that this was that Sisotowbell thing, but I couldn't remember what-all the real words were. I figured out the first few and that was enough. Somehow In Spite Of Troubles Ours Will Be Lasting (Love?) Of course I may not have spelled Sisotowbell right. I daresay your coming to **********J O N I F E S T ********************* will be the cure for whatever ails you! ron wrote: hi ok - so inspired by all these amazing reworked lyrics i decide to give it a go. right - start with the title: "an unspecified quantity in what manner having the function of malicious ill will derived by irish religious wars our mental faculty by which one determines ones course of action has a specified significance at any time moulding on a block resembling a human foot ........... hell no. im still on the title. this is gonna take a lifetime. try another * - --------------------------------- Post your free ad now! Yahoo! Canada Personals ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2003 11:52:49 -0500 From: "J.David Sapp" Subject: Re: Saccharine fowl Well thank you Catherine. Folks this is a lot of fun - I didn't expect it to be. Sweet Bird has always been a fave. For about 20 years I just loved the sound of it as it washed over my Joni spot. Then 1 year I sent the poem with my Xmas greetings and I started to grasp the lyrical beauty of the work. So in my attempt to re-work it I arrived at another level of understanding while trying to maintain the wistful longing I hear. I just LOVE our dear JOAN. peace, david ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2003 11:45:56 -0500 From: "mia ortlieb" Subject: Vacant, Attempt Further VACANT, ATTEMPT FURTHER Poisonous alkaloid assault! Poisonous alkaloid, poisonous alkaloid! Attempt further! Attempt further! Attempt further! Vacant Vacant, attempt further! Attempt further! Attempt further! Attempt further! Vacant, Vacant, attempt further! Inhale Inhale Inhale Attempt further! Attempt further! Hack, Hack, Hack Attempt further! Hack, Hack, Hack, Hack, Hack _________________________________________________________________ Help STOP SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2003 13:00:20 EDT From: Murphycopy@aol.com Subject: Re: Saccharine fowl David writes: << So in my attempt to re-work it I arrived at another level of understanding while trying to maintain the wistful longing I hear. >> YES! That's so true about this exercise. And I also have learned a lot from reading other people's Thesaurus Jonis. (Loved "Saccharine Fowl," by the way.) What's more, I learned that I am not the Joni lyrics expert I thought I was. For example, in "Raised on Robbery," I found out she says, "I like the way you hold your DRINKS," as in "I like the way you don't fall down after drinking too much." I had always thought it was "I like the way you hold your DRINK," meaning the actual grasping of the glass, such as in a suave or cool way, perhaps. --Bob, posting and perched on his perishables when he should be dealing with the fact that this is moving weekend ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2003 13:18:17 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: Vacant, Attempt Further Someone else did this, and it wasn't the same as yours. Both of them crack me right up. It's so robotic! Sounds like something written by Bill Gates and friends. mia ortlieb wrote:VACANT, ATTEMPT FURTHER Poisonous alkaloid assault! Poisonous alkaloid, poisonous alkaloid! Attempt further! Attempt further! Attempt further! Catherine Toronto - --------------------------------- Post your free ad now! Yahoo! Canada Personals ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2003 12:54:12 -0500 From: "J.David Sapp" Subject: Re: Saccharine fowl Murphy writes: > reading other people's Thesaurus Jonis. (Loved "Saccharine Fowl," by the way.) > My original working title was HONEYED AVIAN. But I ended up with Saccharine because I felt it conveyed the duality of Joni's use of Sweet. peace, david ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2003 10:41:12 -0700 From: Mary Casey Subject: RE: WOHAM dvd Does it have extra footage/features that were not included in the PBS broadcast? >>>>>Mine arrived today from WNET! I ordered it right after the PBS broadcast. So if anyone else did the same and hasn't gotten theirs yet, I say fear not! It's on its way! Mark E. in Seattle ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2003 15:14:28 EDT From: FMYFL@aol.com Subject: Re: WOHAM dvd In a message dated 6/14/2003 1:42:15 PM Eastern Standard Time, kcdesign@pacbell.net writes: > Does it have extra footage/features that were not included in the PBS > broadcast? > > My DVD arrived yesterday too, and I just finished watching it. The only "Bonus" tracks were footage of four songs from PWWAM. I was hoping it was going to be something different, but it was GREAT seeing WOHAM on DVD. Jimmy ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2003 15:15:58 EDT From: MINGSDANCE@aol.com Subject: Jonifest here we come! After speaking to Ashara today, inspite of my crappy health my lover David Rolls(he took Joni's photos on the Mendal page) have made the final commitment to be in attendance for this Glorious occasion. I urge anyone undecided to take the plunge because when you do it's like one big stoned rush:-) The 8th of August is our 23rd Anniversy, so what a way to celebrate! See you all soon. Peace, Mingus ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2003 14:33:02 -0500 From: "kerry" Subject: 2 Joni mentions I came across two recent Joni mentions in the Milwaukee Journal. I couldn't find the first article on-line, but it was about Lucinda Williams and she cited Joni as an early influence. I also found the following in an article about Milwaukee native, Speech, from Arrested Development: "Getting ready for Arrested Development's reunion tour - including a July 4 Summerfest show - and releasing his latest solo album, "Peechy," Speech still finds time to spin for pleasure. His latest: John Mayer, Angie Stone, Talib Kweli - 'and I always go back to my Joni Mitchell.'" Kerry ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2003 22:50:22 +0100 From: "Stephen Toogood" Subject: Joni brightening my day I was having a really crappy day at work not so long ago. Anyway I walked into the stock room and without hearing anything I just stopped for some reason. Then R2 played 'Amelia' (TLOG vers). It was chosen by the lead man out of The Counting Crows. He said how Joni invited him into the studio while recording TLOG and gave him her blessing to cover BYT. It seems that R2 only play Joni if a celeb chooses one of her records. It really is amazing how many musicians admire her. Not that I think they shouldn't of course. Just the volume compared to other people. Anyway that really made my day. Steve T NP: 'My Own Private Riot' ~ The Gilmore ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2003 17:56:44 -0400 From: "Maggie McNally" Subject: RE: Jonifest here we come! Yaaaaaahhhhhoooooo!!!!!!! Lots of things to celebrate, and it all comes down to celebrating LIFE in my mind. Maggie NP: Ani - Medley: Loom/Pulse from So Much Shouting So Much Laughter -----Original Message----- From: MINGSDANCE@aol.com [mailto:MINGSDANCE@aol.com] Sent: Sat 6/14/2003 3:15 PM To: NortheastJonifest-owner@yahoogroups.com Cc: joni@smoe.org Subject: Jonifest here we come! After speaking to Ashara today, inspite of my crappy health my lover David Rolls(he took Joni's photos on the Mendal page) have made the final commitment to be in attendance for this Glorious occasion. I urge anyone undecided to take the plunge because when you do it's like one big stoned rush:-) The 8th of August is our 23rd Anniversy, so what a way to celebrate! See you all soon. Peace, Mingus ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2003 17:57:42 -0400 From: "Maggie McNally" Subject: RE: 2 Joni mentions -----Original Message----- From: kerry [mailto:myrtlmoo@ticon.net] Sent: Sat 6/14/2003 3:33 PM To: joni@smoe.org Cc: Subject: 2 Joni mentions I came across two recent Joni mentions in the Milwaukee Journal. I couldn't find the first article on-line, but it was about Lucinda Williams and she cited Joni as an early influence. I also found the following in an article about Milwaukee native, Speech, from Arrested Development: "Getting ready for Arrested Development's reunion tour - including a July 4 Summerfest show - and releasing his latest solo album, "Peechy," Speech still finds time to spin for pleasure. His latest: John Mayer, Angie Stone, Talib Kweli - 'and I always go back to my Joni Mitchell.'" Way cool Kerry ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2003 20:40:12 -0400 From: "Suze Cameron" Subject: Re: 2 Joni mentions I knew there was a reason I liked Arrested Deveopment! Any fans of John Mayer here? I saw an interview with Sir Elton where he praised Mayer up and down. Shortly after that Mayer's song "Real World" hit the airwaves. That was it for me. I loved it. My latest "find" is Liam Lynch. Not because he is any great composer or poet, but he rocks my world and makes me laugh, all at the same time. "United States of Whatever" is a song that may be familiar, but the tune about him naming his pager about has me peeing my pants evertime I hear it. Anyone else know this guy? Suze n.p. Liam Lynch "Wasted from the party last night" ____________________________________________________________ Get advanced SPAM filtering on Webmail or POP Mail ... Get Lycos Mail! http://login.mail.lycos.com/r/referral?aid=27005 ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2003 20:49:12 -0400 From: "Suze Cameron" Subject: Re: Joni brightening my day I aboslutely love it when this happens! Last time for me was at the grocery store, but a more surreal occurance happened in August of 2000. I was staying in Bath, England, getting ready to go to the UK fest at Chris Marshall's (hi Chris!) when an instrumental version of Goodbye Porkpie Hat came over the stereo. Now, this really doesn't even count as Joni per se, but I was still transfixed, and sang the words while my mother and daughter sat embarassed across from me. Joni! She does a body good. What is even better than Joni? JoniFest! You know you want to come... Suze n.p. Nick Drake "Been Smoking Too Long" ____________________________________________________________ Get advanced SPAM filtering on Webmail or POP Mail ... Get Lycos Mail! http://login.mail.lycos.com/r/referral?aid=27005 ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 15 Jun 2003 13:38:23 +1200 From: "hell" Subject: Re: Joni brightening my day Sue wrote: > I aboslutely love it when this happens! Last time for me > was at the grocery store, but a more surreal > occurance happened in August of 2000. I was staying > in Bath, England, getting ready to go to the UK fest > at Chris Marshall's (hi Chris!) when an instrumental > version of Goodbye Porkpie Hat came over the stereo. > Now, this really doesn't even count as Joni per se, but > I was still transfixed, and sang the words while my mother > and daughter sat embarassed across from me. I had a Joni moment recently too - I was shopping in a huge new mall, and wandered into a store to look around, and Free Man In Paris came over the speakers! It was so nice to hear Joni, and so nice to hear a less-played song! At first I thought it was a cover - the intro didn't sound the same, but it was the album version. And I was at a friend's house the other day, and they had the TV on the music channel. The Counting Crows version of BYT started, and I said "Oh, yay - Joni!" My friend looked at me and said, "What do you mean?" and I replied that this was a "Joni" song (ie. she wrote it) and she said, "I love this song, and I never get sick of hearing it!" Coming from someone who likes Madonna, Celine Dion, Mariah Carey and Michael Jackson (to name just a few) this was definitely high praise! Incidentally, BYT - Counting Crows is still in the NZ music charts (or at least the Recording Industry Association of NZ chart!) - at No. 17! Hell ___________________________________ "To have great poets, there must be great audiences too." - Walt Whitman Hell's Home Page - NEW & IMPROVED! http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~hell/index.html ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 15 Jun 2003 02:10:23 -0400 From: ljirvin@jmdl.com Subject: Today in History: June 15 1979: Joni performed at the "Playboy Jazz Festival" at the Hollywood Bowl in Hollywood, California. 1986: Joni sang three songs to an impatient crowd at the Amnesty International Concert at Giants Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. More info: http://www.jonimitchell.com/Amnesty86.html http://www.jmdl.com/articles/view.cfm?id=171 - ---- For a comprehensive reference to Joni's appearances, consult Joni Mitchell ~ A Chronology of Appearances: http://www.jonimitchell.com/appearances.html ------------------------------ End of onlyJMDL Digest V2003 #194 ********************************* ------- Post messages to the list by clicking here: mailto:joni@smoe.org Unsubscribe by clicking here: mailto:onlyjoni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe ------- Siquomb, isn't she? (http://www.siquomb.com/siquomb.cfm)