From: owner-mad-mission-digest@smoe.org (mad-mission-digest) To: mad-mission-digest@smoe.org Subject: mad-mission-digest V10 #126 Reply-To: mad-mission@smoe.org Sender: owner-mad-mission-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-mad-mission-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk * If you ever wish to unsubscribe, send an email to * mad-mission-digest-request@smoe.org * with ONLY the word unsubscribe in the body of the email * . * For the latest information on Patty's tour dates, go to: * http://www.pattygriffin.net/PattyInConcertDB.php * OR * go to http://www.atorecords.com * . * PLEASE :) when you reply to this digest to send a post TO the list, * change the subject to reflect what your post is about. A subject * of Re: mad-mission-digest V8 #___ gives readers no clue * as to what your message is about. * Also, PLEASE do not quote an entire digest when you reply to the * list. Edit out anything you are not referring to. mad-mission-digest Wednesday, October 18 2006 Volume 10 : Number 126 Today's Subjects: ----------------- MM: NPG - can someone fill me in? ["Paul Russell" ] Re: MM: NPG - can someone fill me in? ["Jon Schneider" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 17 Oct 2006 15:12:03 -0400 From: "Paul Russell" Subject: MM: NPG - can someone fill me in? Hi Mad Missioners, Not PG::: Okay, so like I don't ever read celebrity gossip or anything. What I do know was from one of my ex girlfriends who would watch stuff like E!-whatever-is-on and weird fashion people using all kinds of alliteration to describe the next hollywood couple's latest whatever. ho hum. Please either shoot me in the face or change the channel. So needless to say, since me and the girl parted ways a while ago I haven't kept up with that nonsense in the slightest. I actually rarely watch TV at all. My roomy has gotten me to get into Grey's Anatomy and a little bit of that Lost stuff, and I LOVE both versions of The Office, but that is it. I don't even watch news. And I miss a lot of said episodes because I'd rather be out drinking anyway. So, I'm asking this in all sincerity. This is by no means alcohol induced, even though there have been times when my MM emails have been. That being said, who exactly is Lindsay Lohan and what exactly does she do??? Here's what I thought I knew of her: For some reason I had assumed she was an actress. Then I thought I heard somewhere that she was a singer. How did I think of this??? Well, one of those retarded Myspace surveys written by Junior High kids was available to me and I filled it out for a few friends and one of the questions was like "Do you listen to Lindsay Lohan?" That to me sounds like she might be a singer. I said "no" because I wasn't sure nor did I listen to her if she was. I mean, maybe she's someone's spokeswoman or something. Anyway... But then I just saw some Yahoo! headline or some MSN headline either today or last night that said something like she was quitting acting. So, was I wrong? She's not a singer, and she IS an actress? The only thing I truly know about her is that she shows a lot of her private parts for the cameras that wind up on the Internet. So, I have seen quite a bit of her lately whether I wanted to or not, yet I don't actually know what she actually does. Or is that really her job (to just show her naughty bits to everyone)? So would that make her a model??? Any help on this subject could save me a trip to therapy. I want to be able to answer if I'm a contestant somewhere and the million dollar question is "what is Lindsay Lohan?" I want to answer quickly and with confidence. Ideas? Model? Actress? Singer? everything wrapped into one? thanks so much! I'm just really out of the pop culture loop since going to satellite radio and not watching TV. Or well, it could be the booze too. I like that a lot. Duty Free is my friend. Peace, love, and vegetable rights, Paul *********************************** * * Well, there's gonna be sex, drugs, * rock n roll. Chips, dips, chains, whips. * You know, your basic highschool * orgy type thing. * * --Lisa * "Weird Science" * ********************************** ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 17 Oct 2006 21:33:29 GMT From: "Jon Schneider" Subject: Re: MM: NPG - can someone fill me in? yes, she is. - -- "Paul Russell" wrote: Hi Mad Missioners, Not PG::: Okay, so like I don't ever read celebrity gossip or anything. What I do know was from one of my ex girlfriends who would watch stuff like E!-whatever-is-on and weird fashion people using all kinds of alliteration to describe the next hollywood couple's latest whatever. ho hum. Please either shoot me in the face or change the channel. So needless to say, since me and the girl parted ways a while ago I haven't kept up with that nonsense in the slightest. I actually rarely watch TV at all. My roomy has gotten me to get into Grey's Anatomy and a little bit of that Lost stuff, and I LOVE both versions of The Office, but that is it. I don't even watch news. And I miss a lot of said episodes because I'd rather be out drinking anyway. So, I'm asking this in all sincerity. This is by no means alcohol induced, even though there have been times when my MM emails have been. That being said, who exactly is Lindsay Lohan and what exactly does she do??? Here's what I thought I knew of her: For some reason I had assumed she was an actress. Then I thought I heard somewhere that she was a singer. How did I think of this??? Well, one of those retarded Myspace surveys written by Junior High kids was available to me and I filled it out for a few friends and one of the questions was like "Do you listen to Lindsay Lohan?" That to me sounds like she might be a singer. I said "no" because I wasn't sure nor did I listen to her if she was. I mean, maybe she's someone's spokeswoman or something. Anyway... But then I just saw some Yahoo! headline or some MSN headline either today or last night that said something like she was quitting acting. So, was I wrong? She's not a singer, and she IS an actress? The only thing I truly know about her is that she shows a lot of her private parts for the cameras that wind up on the Internet. So, I have seen quite a bit of her lately whether I wanted to or not, yet I don't actually know what she actually does. Or is that really her job (to just show her naughty bits to everyone)? So would that make her a model??? Any help on this subject could save me a trip to therapy. I want to be able to answer if I'm a contestant somewhere and the million dollar question is "what is Lindsay Lohan?" I want to answer quickly and with confidence. Ideas? Model? Actress? Singer? everything wrapped into one? thanks so much! I'm just really out of the pop culture loop since going to satellite radio and not watching TV. Or well, it could be the booze too. I like that a lot. Duty Free is my friend. Peace, love, and vegetable rights, Paul *********************************** * * Well, there's gonna be sex, drugs, * rock n roll. Chips, dips, chains, whips. * You know, your basic highschool * orgy type thing. * * --Lisa * "Weird Science" * ********************************** ________________________________________________________________________ Try Juno Platinum for Free! Then, only $9.95/month! Unlimited Internet Access with 1GB of Email Storage. Visit http://www.juno.com/value to sign up today! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 17 Oct 2006 19:47:15 -0400 From: "Jeanne" Subject: MM: Vanity Fair Usually not one to read this mag--I saw this months at the Dr. office today. And yes I ended up walking out with it cuz it had a cool section (with Patty included). Talked about "country artists"--and put them in categories. Fun little article with really awesome pics. (The ones with more than one in the group were photographed together. Patty's group was pictured on the railroad tracks.) Patty blurb read like this--"Patty Griffin's voice exemplifies elegance, but it's her songwriting that has propelled her into the major leagues--she has been covered by everyone from Bette Midler--to the Dixie Chicks--to Emmylou Harris. None other than Earle admits her writing makes him jealous. Look below to see where they "categorized" her! peace--jeanne The Rebels--Shelby Lynn--Willie Nelson--Shooter Jennings The Hillbilly Rock Star--Kenny Chesney The Redneck Woman--Gretchen Wilson The Pros--George Jones--Lee Ann Womack The Man--Kris Kristofferson The Heartbreaker--Julie Roberts The Showmen--Brooks and Dunn The Virtuosos--Ralph Stanley--Alison Krauss The Bohemians--Ryan Adams--Patty Griffin--Alejandro Escovedo--Tift Merritt Steve Earle--Dan Zanes The Showstopper--Reba McEntire The Diva--Wynonna The Rocker--Keith Urban The Lone Stars--Jimmie Dale Gilmore--Stephen Bruton--Cindy Cashdollar T-Bone Burnett--Joe Ely--Jessi Colter The Crowd Pleasers--Trisha Yearwood--Martina McBride--Billy Currington The Veteran--Porter Wagoner The Idol--Carrie Underwood The Outlaws--Hank Williams Jr.--Merle Haggard The Adventurers--Jimmy Buffet--Bob Segar--Sheryl Crow--John Mellencamp--Kid Rock The Georgia Peach--Jennifer Nettles The Songbird--LeAnn Rimes The Renegades--Dwight Yoakam--Rosanne Cash--Emmylou Harris--Lyle Lovett The Queen--Dolly Parton ------------------------------ End of mad-mission-digest V10 #126 **********************************