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Edit out anything you are not referring to. mad-mission-digest Friday, July 8 2005 Volume 09 : Number 137 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: MM: the terrorist attack in London [MikeBrns4U@aol.com] Re: MM: the terrorist attack in London ["hugues" ] RE: MM: the terrorist attack in London ["Lynne Phoenix" Subject: Re: MM: the terrorist attack in London This is not funny. Hugues (France) - ----- Original Message ----- From: To: ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; Sent: Friday, July 08, 2005 4:54 PM Subject: Re: MM: the terrorist attack in London > WINNING THE SUPER-SUCCESSFUL WAR ON TERROR: PRESIDENT BUSH'S STATEMENT > FOLLOWING LONDON TRANSIT BOMBINGS > Statement by the President > THE PRESIDENT: Good afternoon. This morning, a series of bombs were > detonated across the horse-drawn subway system of London. At this time, I just want > to say to the people of England that even though America still holds the > record for the biggest, most giganticest and most eye-popping terror attack, we > nevertheless sympathize with you in your hour of pain because you folks always > seem to do things in a smaller way that still seems important to you. > I realize that today's events change things in Britain. For instance, in the > future, in addition to Nine-ElevenTM, you'll also talk about the all-new > "Seven-Seven." And that will be hard, especially if you're like me, a guy for > whom two sevens has always meant an invigorating beverage that mom slugs from a > crystal tumbler every morning at breakfast. But we will adapt. Because > circumstances demand we must. Maybe next time it will be "Seven-Eleven," which > will be a whole lot easier to remember. Every "Big Gulp" will be like a really > convenient and refreshing memorial service. > I also think I speak for all English-speaking persons when I say, it's days > like this make all of us so confident in the wisdom and effectiveness of our > strategy to "take the battle to the terrorists." Clearly, by killing tens of > thousands of their civilians over the past four years, we have weakened our > enemies to the point where they can never again fly planes into New York's > World Trade Center. We have driven them underground. Or, more precisely, into > your Underground. > Moving forward, despite today's events, I have confidence in Britain's > future. Why? Because unlike your age-old, swarthy enemies the Spanishese, you > Limeys will not blink and promptly stage an electoral coup just because of a few > measly transit bombs. And why not? Because your elections already happened! > And that means one thing: even if you're now too afraid to commute to work, > you're still riding the USA Crusader Express for the foreseeable future. And > as such, I'd like to offer five America-tested tips on how to make the coming > months and years of post-terror living as productive and meaningful as > possible: > 1. Rally behind your suddenly non-poodly leader, and DO NOT QUESTION > HIM. > 2. Refrain from any and all analysis of events which are more complex > than "THEY HATE FREEDOM." > 3. Turn in droves to jingoistic, Rupert Murdoch-owned media outlets. > 4. Smother your funny-looking Rovers and MGs and Minis with plenty of > "We Will Not Forget" and _"I Support..."_ > (http://www.cafepress.com/thewhitehouse/655806) ribbons. > 5. Thirst for the blood of the oil-hoarding sand heathens. > Yes, just follow those simple steps, and before you know it, everything will > be peachy keen. Because haven't you heard? We're WINNING the > super-successful War on Terror, and the enemy is in its weak and powerless death throws. > It's true! Would I lie to you? (Winks.) > Oh, and to all those Englandish people who died today for my inerrant > decision to blow the crap out of Iraq, I want to extend a throaty Texas "THANKY, > PARDNER!" (Thumbs Up.) > President DupeYa > [Dick-tation taken down from Whitehouse.org by flying monkey-boy, Mike Burns > 4 U.] ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 8 Jul 2005 12:05:24 -0400 From: "Lynne Phoenix" Subject: RE: MM: the terrorist attack in London I agree, this is not the least bit funny. It is sick and obscene, especially a day after this tragedy. Indeed, I would not find it funny 160 days after. Shame - -----Original Message----- From: owner-mad-mission@smoe.org [mailto:owner-mad-mission@smoe.org] On Behalf Of hugues Sent: Friday, July 08, 2005 11:41 AM To: MikeBrns4U@aol.com; mad-mission@smoe.org; ggenereu@comcast.net; RICKLAUB@aol.com; CATTEK55@aol.com; Bekkkkka@aol.com; LisaLeeski2@aol.com; XxTenaciousxX@aol.com; OLDHIPPIE22@aol.com; CollaredPassion@aol.com; Nikirving@yahoo.com; birdiebl8@yahoo.com; Patrick.Daly@sbc.com; PrissyPrincess182@hotmail.com; obrien141@comcast.net Subject: Re: MM: the terrorist attack in London This is not funny. Hugues (France) - ----- Original Message ----- From: To: ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; Sent: Friday, July 08, 2005 4:54 PM Subject: Re: MM: the terrorist attack in London > WINNING THE SUPER-SUCCESSFUL WAR ON TERROR: PRESIDENT BUSH'S STATEMENT > FOLLOWING LONDON TRANSIT BOMBINGS > Statement by the President > THE PRESIDENT: Good afternoon. This morning, a series of bombs were > detonated across the horse-drawn subway system of London. At this time, I just want > to say to the people of England that even though America still holds the > record for the biggest, most giganticest and most eye-popping terror attack, we > nevertheless sympathize with you in your hour of pain because you folks always > seem to do things in a smaller way that still seems important to you. > I realize that today's events change things in Britain. For instance, in the > future, in addition to Nine-ElevenTM, you'll also talk about the all-new > "Seven-Seven." And that will be hard, especially if you're like me, a guy for > whom two sevens has always meant an invigorating beverage that mom slugs from a > crystal tumbler every morning at breakfast. But we will adapt. Because > circumstances demand we must. Maybe next time it will be "Seven-Eleven," which > will be a whole lot easier to remember. Every "Big Gulp" will be like a really > convenient and refreshing memorial service. > I also think I speak for all English-speaking persons when I say, it's days > like this make all of us so confident in the wisdom and effectiveness of our > strategy to "take the battle to the terrorists." Clearly, by killing tens of > thousands of their civilians over the past four years, we have weakened our > enemies to the point where they can never again fly planes into New York's > World Trade Center. We have driven them underground. Or, more precisely, into > your Underground. > Moving forward, despite today's events, I have confidence in Britain's > future. Why? Because unlike your age-old, swarthy enemies the Spanishese, you > Limeys will not blink and promptly stage an electoral coup just because of a few > measly transit bombs. And why not? Because your elections already happened! > And that means one thing: even if you're now too afraid to commute to work, > you're still riding the USA Crusader Express for the foreseeable future. And > as such, I'd like to offer five America-tested tips on how to make the coming > months and years of post-terror living as productive and meaningful as > possible: > 1. Rally behind your suddenly non-poodly leader, and DO NOT QUESTION > HIM. > 2. Refrain from any and all analysis of events which are more complex > than "THEY HATE FREEDOM." > 3. Turn in droves to jingoistic, Rupert Murdoch-owned media outlets. > 4. Smother your funny-looking Rovers and MGs and Minis with plenty of > "We Will Not Forget" and _"I Support..."_ > (http://www.cafepress.com/thewhitehouse/655806) ribbons. > 5. Thirst for the blood of the oil-hoarding sand heathens. > Yes, just follow those simple steps, and before you know it, everything will > be peachy keen. Because haven't you heard? We're WINNING the > super-successful War on Terror, and the enemy is in its weak and powerless death throws. > It's true! Would I lie to you? (Winks.) > Oh, and to all those Englandish people who died today for my inerrant > decision to blow the crap out of Iraq, I want to extend a throaty Texas "THANKY, > PARDNER!" (Thumbs Up.) > President DupeYa > [Dick-tation taken down from Whitehouse.org by flying monkey-boy, Mike Burns > 4 U.] ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 8 Jul 2005 09:19:54 -0700 From: "NICOLE DEWALL" Subject: Re: MM: the terrorist attack in London Not to down play the sadness of yesterday, bit the one reason that we = are in this "war" on terror is to protect the fact that we have so = called "freedom". Freedom of speech being one of those basics rights! = All hail the Presidents that half of us did not vote for, but are = choosing how we live life, and our children will live life. Thank you = Texan for voicing your freedom! ----- Original Message -----=20 From: MikeBrns4U@aol.com=20 To: mad-mission@smoe.org ; = ggenereu@comcast.net ; = RICKLAUB@aol.com ; = CATTEK55@aol.com ; = Bekkkkka@aol.com ; = LisaLeeski2@aol.com ; = XxTenaciousxX@aol.com ; = OLDHIPPIE22@aol.com ; = CollaredPassion@aol.com ; = Nikirving@yahoo.com ; = birdiebl8@yahoo.com ; = Patrick.Daly@sbc.com ; = PrissyPrincess182@hotmail.com ; = obrien141@comcast.net=20 Sent: Friday, July 08, 2005 7:54 AM Subject: Re: MM: the terrorist attack in London WINNING THE SUPER-SUCCESSFUL WAR ON TERROR: PRESIDENT BUSH'S = STATEMENT=20 FOLLOWING LONDON TRANSIT BOMBINGS=20 Statement by the President =20 THE PRESIDENT: Good afternoon. This morning, a series of bombs were=20 detonated across the horse-drawn subway system of London. At this = time, I just want=20 to say to the people of England that even though America still holds = the=20 record for the biggest, most giganticest and most eye-popping terror = attack, we=20 nevertheless sympathize with you in your hour of pain because you = folks always=20 seem to do things in a smaller way that still seems important to you. = =20 I realize that today's events change things in Britain. For instance, = in the=20 future, in addition to Nine-ElevenTM, you'll also talk about the = all-new=20 "Seven-Seven." And that will be hard, especially if you're like me, a = guy for=20 whom two sevens has always meant an invigorating beverage that mom = slugs from a=20 crystal tumbler every morning at breakfast. But we will adapt. = Because=20 circumstances demand we must. Maybe next time it will be = "Seven-Eleven," which=20 will be a whole lot easier to remember. Every "Big Gulp" will be like = a really=20 convenient and refreshing memorial service. =20 I also think I speak for all English-speaking persons when I say, = it's days=20 like this make all of us so confident in the wisdom and effectiveness = of our=20 strategy to "take the battle to the terrorists." Clearly, by killing = tens of=20 thousands of their civilians over the past four years, we have = weakened our=20 enemies to the point where they can never again fly planes into New = York's=20 World Trade Center. We have driven them underground. Or, more = precisely, into=20 your Underground. =20 Moving forward, despite today's events, I have confidence in = Britain's=20 future. Why? Because unlike your age-old, swarthy enemies the = Spanishese, you=20 Limeys will not blink and promptly stage an electoral coup just = because of a few=20 measly transit bombs. And why not? Because your elections already = happened! =20 And that means one thing: even if you're now too afraid to commute to = work,=20 you're still riding the USA Crusader Express for the foreseeable = future. And=20 as such, I'd like to offer five America-tested tips on how to make = the coming=20 months and years of post-terror living as productive and meaningful = as=20 possible: =20 1. Rally behind your suddenly non-poodly leader, and DO NOT = QUESTION=20 HIM. =20 2. Refrain from any and all analysis of events which are more = complex=20 than "THEY HATE FREEDOM." =20 3. Turn in droves to jingoistic, Rupert Murdoch-owned media = outlets. =20 4. Smother your funny-looking Rovers and MGs and Minis with = plenty of=20 "We Will Not Forget" and _"I Support..."_=20 = (http://www.cafepress.com/thewhitehouse/655806) ribbons. =20 5. Thirst for the blood of the oil-hoarding sand heathens. =20 Yes, just follow those simple steps, and before you know it, = everything will=20 be peachy keen. Because haven't you heard? We're WINNING the=20 super-successful War on Terror, and the enemy is in its weak and = powerless death throws.=20 It's true! Would I lie to you? (Winks.) =20 Oh, and to all those Englandish people who died today for my inerrant = decision to blow the crap out of Iraq, I want to extend a throaty = Texas "THANKY,=20 PARDNER!" (Thumbs Up.)=20 President DupeYa=20 [Dick-tation taken down from Whitehouse.org by flying monkey-boy, = Mike Burns=20 4 U.] [demime 0.97c-p1 removed an attachment of type image/gif which had a name of Emoticon47.gif] ------------------------------ End of mad-mission-digest V9 #137 *********************************